Heat Death of the Universe

Heat Death of the Universe

Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

Episodes

March 8, 2026 133 mins

We struggle to a near comical degree to take The News head-on and The News may've won this round. An especially hellish week among hellish weeks. If you really wanna know how I feel just look at my posting history of late.

Please don't kill yourself. Join a labor union.

P.S. Publicly available Matt Schlapp contact info for no particular reason.

P.P.S. Credit to @citiesbydiana for some repurposed audio elements from her video...

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Amuse-Bouche: US Scientific Progress in 2026: Clumps of disembodied brain matter "learn" to "play" first-person shooter games. We remember that the state of healthcare in the US is still not exactly ideal. Mangione's lawyers are sticking it to that wildly dangerous quasi-sentient mash-up of the distilled essence of Mar-a-Lago and the closeted physiognomy of Lindsey Graham (i.e. Pammys Bondis).  

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Tim goes on strike. Josh quits his job.  Perhaps chatbot-led surgery just might not be quite calibrated to utopian levels yet. The Philes, continued: Bill Gates retrospection; Petey "Low-Carb Vulva" Attia and his uncanny valley teeth; the beautifully intricate and philosophically astute mind, prose and experimental punctuation of jeevacation; and so on. ElooMa has reached his rock bottom but vows to Bore™ his way through ...

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The CEO of Antifa Industries caught dead to rights in Portland OR. Tim Pool really wants us to know that the boots he licks are his own. Supremely embarassing three-word combo comes to life: National. Prayer. Breakfast. The Daily Wire's shape-shifting christofascist Michael Knowles "debates" ChatGPT regarding the existence of his god and it is somehow 10x worse than expected. Olive Garden claims another life via unth...

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February 14, 2026 140 mins

Board/bored of Peace/piece. World's most sickening PowerPoint presentation given by Jared Kushner. Ellison dynasty does predictable censorship with newly purchased TikTok. Greenland acquisition chatter starts up again. Davos. Argentine anarchocapitalism rewarded with Trump Bucks and a genocide participation trophy. ICE in Minnesota. Rittenhausian Whataboutism?

Recorded on Saturday, January 31st, 2026 around 12.00 PM Korea Stand...

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We revisit the world of Megalopolis via the documentary, very creatively titled, Mega-Doc, with our guest Cole, a comrade in arms with Tim over at the violentpeople.co homestead. Before that we kick around a few current happenings in the wide world of news.

Recorded on Saturday, January 17th, 2026 around 11.30 AM Korea Standard Time. 

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February 5, 2026 110 mins

An informal and deprioritized attempt to really process the year that felt like three. Grimes thinks AI-induced psychosis is totally 6-7! Bumbling cops using bumbling AI (portends well!) to commit heinous acts of cruelty and violence, bumblingly. Eve sinks even Fartlow-er. Jared Kushner continues giving his 32-slide PowerPoint pitch to investors to build Six Flags Eternal Holocaust directly atop the steaming ashes of Gaza, the expa...

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December 30, 2025 120 mins

The forces by and for ICE amp up the desperation and the greed, even on the holiest slices of the calendar year. Well-wishes and declarations of war both personally given by the Chief Executive of the USA to celebrate the birth of one Lord & Savior. Havana Syndrome's triumphant return to terrorize the homeless. Bari Owari continues to fuck up her chances to be in charge of a major propaganda organ for the current admin. Wh...

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AmericaFest2025: Great name or the greatest name? Red Scare Scrounge Up. Arc de Trump takes precedence over people being able to eat and live. There's a new phone for sale that doesn't exist. American Camelot now sullied. How do RFK Jr.s get made? A brief adding of to the Susie Wiles oversaturation. The Trump-Adelson chimera celebrates Hanukkah by gloating about every crime against humanity they've carried out via th...

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Begin with a call to prayer, naturally. What's in a meme? McDonald's tries to appeal to the perverse Dutch/Danish psyche with a virulent advert for the holidays and we are compelled to rhetorically ask: can aesthetic outrage actually move markets or will the artificial slop flood continue regardless? Internet censorship: bad idea for numerous reasons or VPN who care? What will you tell your non-existent offspring about yo...

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December 7, 2025 135 mins

Finally, someone has a real plan to end the vaguely defined problems in the middle east, and that hero's initials are PBD. Various developments in the wholesale murder spree the US government is carrying out in the Carribean. Trump receives FIFA's highest award. Tucker Carlson has an unusual fixation this week, also may be consuming mind-shattering amounts of nicotine. Nap, racist tirade, nap: They're calling it the ...

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November 30, 2025 145 mins

We talk about some stuff and apologize for it all along the way. Remembering v. 'membering. Dictionaries force their words to compete for dominance. Suicide and litigation collide in dispiriting fashion. Device hoarding and planned obsolescence add new rungs to old ladders that turn out to've been cages all along. Korean ferry crashes, loneliness. A well-known LLM settles the mystery of Elliott Smith's death once and...

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We've returned from the temporary grave to the temporary non-grave. Some explanation about the absence is given. Then we catch up on the last five months of The News. C'mon, you know the thing.

Recorded on Saturday, November 22nd, 2025 around 11.00 AM Korea Standard Time

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Recorded half a day before the US officially struck Iran, we vented, cleansed, and purged about the last week, which was jam-packed with escalations between American's gun in the shape of a genocidal illegal settler colonial state and Iran, including all of the absurd beyond all parody and satire levels of ulcer-forming propaganda and pseudo-debate and commentary surrounding this. Before and after that we try to keep things a ...

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Before two extended looks at 1) the nameless unrest in Los Angeles of late & then 2) the saga of the Freedom Flotilla, we broach the breaking news of Israel dEfeNsiVeLy first-strikkking Iran, and then keep it a little lighter with a casual cold open chat about other Content-style media, The Beach Boys' stranger/deeper catalogue, USofA Presidents literally and figuratively failing upward, and something actually good happeni...

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We play a little bit of catch up with an ol' flurry of news items style episode. Drink a pop cultural lust-object's actual bathwater, now in bar soap form. Sensually pop egg yolks on TikTok. Feel the delirous effects of fake time travel to early 2000s culture war issues. Porn, cannabis, chemtrails, oh my! Trump. Biden. Musk. Epstein. Kash Me Outside Patel. Vibe shifts detected in the Dailywire/IDW/Rogansphere. Ass-coverin...

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We briefly attempt to subdue and clown upon the so-called "news" before casting its mind-numbing insanity aside and delving into the subjects of doomsday prepping and eschatology via Bradley Garrett's excellent and beautifully-timed/-written culturo-geographic book on the phenomenon of rejecting the allure of the distant stars for the womblike safety of the soil, Bunker: Building for the End Times

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We look at a truncated overview of humanity's various oppositions to technological development, from Diogenes to The Dark Mountain Project, after laughing wildly at various insanities from the most recent news-cycle involving John "Shrekton LaVey" Fetterman and some unknown so-called president of the United States of America.

Recorded on Saturday, May 10th, 2025 around 10.30 AM Korea Standard Time

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May 5, 2025 105 mins

Before we get into the subject of automated labor (various conceptions of, various modern applications of, etc) we do some old school retreading of The News™: 100 Days of Too Much Fun, Mohsen Mahdawi Puts a Significant Win in Our Plus Column, Actual Living Demon Itamar Ben-Gvir Goes to Washington, and more. Plus, Tim unboxes a breathalyzer and you won't believe the results!

Recorded on Saturday, May 3rd, 2025 around ...

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April 13, 2025 120 mins

Vivian Wilson—who is shockingly cool and not deranged—recently mentioned that her father, one Eloo Ma, aspires to be like the virtual reality CEO guy in the 2011 book/2018 movie, Ready Player One, which he liked (?) so much that he'd force his children to read it when they misbehaved. So we looked closer at this piece of terminal nostalgia detritus and discussed how it may be representative of the pathetic pariah. Before that,...

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