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Hole-in-One Predictions, Loofahs & Skin’s New Bio!

This week:

⛳ We predict the Hole in One Events – Bold calls made just before the challenge.

💬 Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst corners of the internet.

🧼 Loofah debate – Are they still in fashion or officially dust?

📱 Writing Skin’s new Instagram bio – It gets kind of weird.

Hit play now for laughs, practice podcasting, and a classic golf joke brought to life.

Solitary Confinement, Sex & Taxes and Basic Mathematics

This week:

🎾 How Many Tennis Balls Could You Catch In A Row? – A year in jail is on the line (hypothetically).

☠️ Death, Taxes, And... – What things are certain in life?

🏏 Congregate Round – Should the BBL consider a Magic/Gather round style event?

🧮 Are You Smarter Than A Skin Grader? – Grade four was too easy, so we're trying out a 5th grade to 9th grade math quiz!

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Baby Talk, Gather Round & Golf Nicknames That Should Exist

This week:

🍼 Things you can say to your baby, but not your partner – Some of these would get you in real strife.

🍻 Gather Round recap – Leigh tried to dodge shouting… with a very strange method.

🍽️ Build your own Masters Menu – Unlimited budget yet somehow we have pistachio nuts.

⛳ Reverse Malachi– We guess golfers based on the dumb nicknames we made up.

Hit play n...

Footy Fights, Forgotten Sayings & On-the-Spot Puns!

This week:

🏉 Is live footy overrated? – Potentially committing sporting blasphemy.

🧮 Could we pass a 4th grade maths test? – A million dollars is on the line (hypothetically).

🗣️ Sayings you’ve never heard – Some of these can't possibly be real.

🧠 Pun-demonium (New Game!) – We don't practice this stuff... until now.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some super ordinary...

This bonus episode is for everyone who’s ever witnessed a wedding moment that absolutely cooked it at the time but has since become a certified pub story. By the way, plenty of you seemed to have those stories.

It’s short, chaotic, and full of reasons to try and not get quite so inebriated at the next wedding you go to!

🎤 Back Thursday with your regular episode.

Love you x

Massive thank you to Jetstar for supporting thi...

The dust has settled on a wedding fail story, Gode's choosing who to have a beer with & we now know what not to name someone if their surname is 'Land'.

This week:

💍 Wedding Horror Story – Not the dress!

🍷 Whine of the Week – Gode off the long run.

🍻 Who Would You Get a Beer With? – Some strong/ tough match ups.

🎤 Finish in the Lyrics – What song do we clearly always sing wrong.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and a f...

The strangest DPIC we've ever received, find out who is a vault when it comes to secret keeping & there are some Cheating Allegations!

This week:

👀 Unsolicited DPIC – That’s DPIC with a “C” on purpose.

🎭 Cheating Allegations – Gode is pointing the finger, but there are more fingers getting involved.

🌟 Unhinged Reviews – We've have found the best and worst of the internet,

🎯 Slogo Game – A test of slogans, speed, and memo...

Regrettable Purchases, F1 Chaos & The Second Letter Game!

This week:

💸 Most Regrettable Purchase – We've all got one… some far worse than others.

🏎️ Formula 1 Recap – A chaotic weekend for the first race of the season!

🔠 The Second Letter Game – A challenge that’ll break your brain.

📢 Perfect Sponsorships Don’t Exist – But they do when we write them.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and possibly your next impulse buy idea.

Cyclone Conspiracies, Job Fails & A New Game!

This week:

🌪️ Cyclone conspiracy theories – The Bureau of Meteorology might not love this...

🗣️ Two new expressions learned – Gode knows all of them!

💼 Job fails from the Choccies – Some absolute shockers.

🪙 Heads or tails? – The real odds might surprise you.

🤔 New game: Slightly famous person or my friend? – Hilarious, but quite difficult!

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and ...

Nine-Darters, Cyclone Names & Freakish Fielding!

This week:

🎯 Nine Darters, Hole in One, or that cool thing in Snooker? – We'd struggle at them all!

🌪️ Namestorming a Cyclone – Quite topical currently.

⚡ Glenn Phillips is a freak – Genuine velcro hands.

📝 Funniest Test Answers – Kids = unintentional comedy geniuses.

🏆 The Most Famous Todd – The game nobody knew they needed.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and another Emma ...

Rats, Holes-in-One & Movie Makeovers!

This week:

🏠 Hypothetical horrors – Would you rather find one person or 1000 rats in your house?

⛳ Hole-in-one odds – How likely is it, really?

🎬 Movie makeovers – Change one letter and create a totally new film.

📝 Spelling Bee showdown – Words were spelled, confidence was shattered.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and some seriously questionable logic.

📢 Your turn: What’s your bes...

A free pun clinic, fake friends and Human Shazam Controversy!

This week:

🤔 Complimentary confusion – Turns out, not everyone knows what it means.

🤝 Mickus: Best mates with everyone – Or so he claims.

🤣 Gode drops a top 3 pun of all time – Not just on this podcast, maybe anywhere.

🎵 Human Shazam controversy – Things get heated over rap.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and potential friendship fraud.

📢 Where does Gode's pun...

Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week:

🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both.

💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious).

😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter?

🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work out if there are own goals in basketball.

What’s the worst pick-up li...

Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week:

• Leigh was robbed… but only of his clothes.
• Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe!
• Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint.
• Punk Song or Quote? – Surprisingly harder than it sounds.

Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat…only telling you in case you think you might like one. Hit play now!

📢 Your turn – What’s your b...

Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said!

Here’s what’s on the menu:

Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' guide on being socially useful.

Worst Proposal Ideas – are these really that bad...

We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head.

Here’s what’s on the menu:

Nick-Namestorm for Baby Maeve – because every baby...

You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu:

1. Leigh Can't Dance – some would have assumed but he's now been told very directly.
2. Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst of ...

Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli's next career moves sorted out. Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's mum) needs a name for Maev...

How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawless system adhered to, we now present you what we think are the Top 10 Moments from t...