Alpha Blokes Podcast

Alpha Blokes Podcast

Alpha Blokes is brought to you by a couple of mates who love all things outdoors, sinking tins, cooking up a storm, talking sh!t and having a laugh. The boys are coming in hot to promote having a crack and build a community that loves life, deleting Headnoise one laugh at a time. Jump on board and listen to the lads talk to different blokes (and a few non blokes) about their stories. Whether it be starting a new business, overcoming adversity or just a ripper tale that deserves being told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

October 8, 2025 • 119 mins

It's getting warmer Joe.


We have one incredibly pumped co-host this week and it's the one who shits the most because of the mighty Broncos getting the job done. Slushie season is coming up because of the heat and there's some generational sack getting around in the news before covering the UFC as well as the NRL GF in the sport. A very cartoon heavy episode in Poo's Reviews, including a fun guessing game to bring it all home. Ho...

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Is a Ferris Wheel a Wheel?


Fez hits us with an age old debate to kick us off, followed by yarns about sewer explosions, the brilliance of Australian plumbing and even AI in parliament. Enjoy legends, let's kick this week in the freckle!


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October 1, 2025 • 142 mins

Time for Poo's hot boy summer.


Cracking episode today. We cover our trip to Lanes BBQ testing our new upcoming rubs, the Charlie Sheen documentary, Borry's mission for fitness and melting another website with the Cold Brew from the unwavering support from the trendsetters. This is all followed by some jam packed editions of the usual segments. Join us to bring the week home strong legends. Stay out of yourself!


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September 29, 2025 • 64 mins

One of the WILDEST stories of catching mutual friends in stick books, dissecting water parks and a heroic method of flickin' n lickin': all this and more in this weeks instalment in this weeks instalment of talkback. Enjoy legends!


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September 28, 2025 • 61 mins

Former NRL and Origin legend Josh McGuire joins us for a catch up to discuss growing in outdoor advertising, the story behind working with PBR Australia and his love for hunting in the Townsville region. Some old war stories are unraveled, followed by some thoughts on the current state of the NRL and the future of the game. Was great to have one of our good mates pop in for another yarn. Enjoy trendsetters!


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September 24, 2025 • 122 mins

Bad week to be a freckle.


Firing on all cylinders to catch up about what's been happening the past week: our trip to Kilkivan to see the Warden and some ripper stories from the weekend. We finally check Quinn's pronunciation skills during Pub Of The Week and review the Biggenden Bakery for the Cooking segment. AI continues to amaze us during the news with the release of the new meta glasses, followed by a review of the recent No...

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September 22, 2025 • 61 mins

Workplace yarns are starting to come in full swing, with some rippers including giving the boss the old 1-2! We receive a special gift from a trendsetter that blows us away, brothel horror stories and plenty more rippers in this weeks instalment of Talkback. Hope you legends all enjoy and keep your ankles below your ears!


Shares for Cold Brew, the newest member of the Alpha Blokes stable, go live at 6PM this Friday at mustr.raci...

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September 17, 2025 • 128 mins

Borry is going to take out the hobby horse championships.


Exciting news all things stable related to kick things off today. We discuss the plan with Cold Brew and how you can get involved, some vlogs coming out soon and what our weekends entailed, including some smick cooking and Tommy's golf trip to Hamilton Island. Some hectic news going on in the world lately, as well as one of the best Sundays ever for sport in modern times!...

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September 15, 2025 • 65 mins

Ripper instalment of talkback this week: we hear yarns from the trendsetters in regards to finding their mates and family members in home girl (or bloke) mags! Plus the feeling of pre and post bucks parties, as well as hear from an old mate who calls us from his stint in jail. Borry's brain was firing up hard in this one, so we hope you legends enjoy!


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September 14, 2025 • 83 mins

Our good mate Brad Cox joins us around the fire to catch up, tell us what he's been up to and to belt out a couple of tunes.


We discuss all things the past year or so since we seen him last: Cape York Trips, New Zealand Trips, recent gigs, home life and much more before the legend belts us a couple of tunes from his upcoming album around the fire. Was an absolute pleasure to catch up as we start ripping into these Campfire Yarns...

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September 10, 2025 • 131 mins

We've officially got our newest member of the stable.


Plenty happening in this one. We cover our trip to Sydney to meet our new son, Cold Brew, as well as catching up with our first son the Pump. We cover all details you need to know to get involved with the sale of Cold Brew to the community. Borry runs us through a hectic spontaneous hunt. We run through each others Fathers Days, which included plenty of cooking from both the ...

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September 8, 2025 • 65 mins

Stealing garden hose for medical purposes, kebab logistics and the trendsetters have begun to get swooped at the beginning of magpie season. Hope you've enjoyed the start of your week legends. Keep your feet below your ears!


Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - keep it under 2 mintues.


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September 3, 2025 • 111 mins

Are you a flicker or a licker?


Join us to catch up about what's been happening the past few days: Borry has got ANOTHER new dog, Tom has been testing the anger of the local magpies and we announce a brand new member of the Alpha Stable! We debate the pros and cons of Flicking n' Licking. Jam packed for news, covering all things of the recent viral croc attack clip, current headlines, JDM's next fight and CJI before a cracker in ...

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September 1, 2025 • 58 mins

Getting nearly kidnapped in the bush, discussing if we will podcast when we're 60 and a couple of classic cracktivities in this week instalment of talkback. Enjoy the start of your week Trendsetters, keep ya feet below your ears!


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August 31, 2025 • 152 mins

Comedian, lover of country footy and legend Tom Siegert joins us for a yarn.


To kick it off, Tom tells us about his recent 7 week comedy stint and breaks down his act of "The Suburban Footballer" and how his love for country footy, the culture and having a laugh created the act. We cover a couple of wild stints this bloke has had in his life, including being an exchange student in Canada and having fun with magic mushrooms, his ...

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August 27, 2025 • 110 mins

The boys are back from Darwin to recap the best trip of their lives. From bull catching, hunting, slaying barra, chopper pub crawling and much much more, we cover the whole mission day by day and thank all of the legends who made it possible, followed by a bit of exciting news happening from the Alpha Blokes Stable, a couple of achievements to celebrate from our mates and a Madonna heavy edition of the Poo's Reviews. Hope you legen...

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August 25, 2025 • 51 mins

Bryze joins us around the table to listen to some belter yarns for the week. Bond cleans gone wrong, more lunchbox hustling and even a rogue story about a trumpet. Rip the lid off this week legends!


The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST TONIGHT at alphablokes.com.au // Limited Stock, set your alarms and don't miss out.


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August 21, 2025 • 99 mins

Mate of the show and Australian Comedian Andrew Hamilton stopped in on his regional tour and bought his opener, Shad Wicka, in for a yarn as well. We discuss how the regional tour is going with the boys, before getting to know a bit about Shad, how he got in to standup and his podcast, 'Shad and Pete Save the World'. We discuss Hammo's fight at the Podcast Royale 2.0, the types of characters in some regional towns on tour and get a...

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August 20, 2025 • 133 mins

Recorded the day before the boys flew out to Darwin, Bryze joins us to discuss all things Territory. Previous yarns from up north, what they're excited about the most on the trip, Borradale nearly getting killed by a buffalo and all of the usual segments, including another epic instalment of Poo's Reviews that had us all nearly crying laughing. Enjoy trendsetters!


The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST this...

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August 18, 2025 • 63 mins

The boys will be knee deep in the last frontier as this releases as well as our fearless leader hitting 31 laps around the sun. A good mixed bag to bring home this weeks instalment of talkback. Enjoy legends!


The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST this coming Tuesday the 26th of August at alphablokes.com.au // Limited Stock, set your alarms and don't miss out.


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