Lonely Parents Club

Lonely Parents Club

Kids can be brutally honest without realizing they're hurting your feelings. While it's a lonely feeling to hear you're not the coolest thing in their world, it can also be hysterical. Listen as callers share the funny things kids have told them during Jesse Lozano in the Morning's "Lonely Parents Club" feature on Star 94.1 FM.

Episodes

July 11, 2019
Shannon's daughter burns grandma, Shondra's son wants her to go on a dating show despite her having only half of the qualities needed.
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A man in North Lauderdale Florida caught video of a strange man pooping in his driveway when he got home from work. The gentleman was quite calm about the whole ordeal and was more than happy to overshare. Jesse shares a similar story from his younger days living in Escondido.
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Nobody wants Delana's pulled pork sandwiches, Emily's daughter thinks she could be doing a better job, Lucy's daughter loudly shares her fear for lack of beer in the house.
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Danielle's daughter is 8 going on 18, Dora's 5 year old tells her she needs her makeup done, Delana's 11 year old niece turns down a doughnut.
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Delana puts her dad in the LPC on the topic of underwear, Connie's son wonders about his father's impression of her body, Brianna's son takes a dig at her in his journal.
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Denise Caballero hits us with this Florida gem. A couple in Gainesville Florida was having a picnic near Lake Alice that was ruined by an alligator that decided to invite itself to the part ruining a lovely gesture from Taylor Forte to her fiance Trevor.
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Alexandra's husband was away from the house, and her son was concerned how they would eat, Heather got shut down chaperoning.
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Jesse can't tell his son that he's going out of town anymore, Chris didn't follow bedtime protocol and paid a hefty price for it.
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Lucina Jelassian gets credit for this one! Let's take a trip back to Delana's hometown of Winterhaven Florida. A woman on the run from a shootout with cops is an ironic way to word this..... considering she has no legs. The suspect got into a shootout with police while trying to rob a Burger King..... with a BB Gun. This caused her to lose her legs. Later when police arrived to arrest her, her boyfriend attempted to hide her inside...
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Heather's daughter compares some farm animals to her and her husband. We choose to think it's because they are so cuddly and in love....
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Steph's kids think she needs to get back in the game, Jennifer recounts the honesty that kids can only provide in 2019!
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Madeline hadn't seen a friend for 25 years and commented on her hair to her grandson. He decided to comment on her hairstyle as well. Jenee's son comments on her use of Maxi pads on her butt in public, Jennifer recognizes her place in the LPC when her daughter burns her in the most 2019 way possible and wins herself a shirt in the process.
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Jesse's son makes a devastating move, Emily's daughter thinks she could be doing better, Jenee's son asks loudly and publicly what she uses for her butt.
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Jennifer's nickname was too good to not mention a second time, Laura's daughter takes unflattering pictures to share with her friends and Jesse can relate, Yvonne gets a not so subtle hint on her hygiene and wins the shirt!
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Delana's sister in law unwillingly participates in recreating the Kim Kardashian "Wet" look, Megan mistakenly asks her students opinion on life and love.
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Jesse gets a critique on his story telling, Cindy Franco is subjected to the analytical mind of her son once more, Jennifer Hines has a new nickname at home, Michelle Romagnolli has to hide in a restroom stall with her son thanks to his commentary.
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Chrissy' son reassures her about her first day of school look, Charlie's daughter genuinely compliments her outfit she tried on, Crystal's daughter turned the tables on her by calling her cranky face her pretty face.
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Jen's son makes her a promise to last forever, Deena surprises her son with her "weight loss", Mary overhears her kids saying something you wish you could get on a recording, Delana has a heart warming talk with her niece, Tanya's daughter likes her hugs better than the sharp gym people's hugs. Jesse catches a lowkey guilt trip to play video games.
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Former Padre Aaron Harang doesn't get the respect he deserves at little league practice, Lana's daughter prefers her being soft and cozy instead of going to the gym, Lucy's daughter has a melt down because they forgot to get beer for dada..
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Kristin's daughter had some fashion tips for her, Cindy Franco gets roasted by Ashton, Kathy's husband gets a comment on his shapeliness, Amy's 5 year old vocalizes the difference between skin tone with certainty.
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