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April 12, 2024 5 mins
Alana's dad is in a temporary wheelchair but should have been out MONTHS ago, and now apparently uses it to take advantage of people. He had a little run-in when gambling the other week, so Skeery calls as security with some bad news!
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(00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis,Duran, Elvis Duran, phone tap,
I'm scary. Tell me all aboutit. Well, Alana wants to phone
tap her dad. Turns out hermom and dad had an incident at a
slot machine on a recent trip toVegas, and her dad happens to be
in a temporary motorized wheelchair, whichhe takes advantage of and uses, you
know, his advantage. He shouldhave been out of it six months ago.

(00:22):
The email comes from Milana, anda lot of starts to call to
her dad. I come in asa security wrap from the casino following up
on the incident. Let's listen andsee what happens on the phone tap.
Hello, Dad, I just gota call say that you would push some
woman when you were at the pig. What are you talking of her?
Because this woman was there and shesaid apparently that you pushed her out of

(00:46):
the way, and then they cutit on camera and now they have a
video of you, dad pushing thiswoman. I mean, gosh, she's
lying. You know what you know? I know, I know now I
know what you're talking about. No, No, she spilled a cranberry juice
on my lap and I was tryingto. I was trying to the wheelchair.
I needed more space and she didn'taccommodate me. And she spilled the
cranberry on my lap and I wasnot happy about it, but I did

(01:07):
no way that I push her.Ever. Well, they've got finish,
dad. But I didn't run over. I just charged that. That's all
I did. I didn't run over. And i'd ever write to because she
spilled a drink on my lap.I'm sitting in a wheelchairs, not like
I can dry myself, So I'mgive me a break, Dad, you
can dry yourself. You can evenwalk. Well, there is said you're
supposed to be getting out of thewheelchair anyway, like stretching her. I

(01:29):
don't know what it was. I'mnot I'm not gonna have this conversation with
you right now. All I'm sayingis that listen to me, land up,
listen to me, shut up,and listen to me. You know
something, bitch deserved it, frankly, you know you know what she She's
sitting in a machine for an hourand a half, and so I just
charged at her, you know,But I didn't. I didn't mean to,
like go all the way. Butshe deserved it. That bitch would
not move out of the machine.She was taking all the money. Man,

(01:52):
she was she was winning. Youknow, I don't I don't know
how much you want, but she'ssitting on my machine. You can't go
anywhere without causing a ruckus. Youwon't even how the hell you know all
this? I don't know. Theguys from the casino called me at work
looking for you. Let him callme. Well, I'm I'm afraid he'll
you tell him to call me orwhy I call my thought about this and

(02:12):
call me. Okay, y'all here, scream at him. If you scream
at him, then this is thisis gonna make it worse. Shut up,
he's gonna call you. So you'regoing to just tap to fail event
fine, whoa, yeah, I'mlooking for mister Calderon. Please speak mister
Calderon. How are you? Thisis Danny Gans. I'm the director of

(02:35):
security here at Sarah that hotel andcasino. All right, what the what
the is the problem? Okay,calm down there, all right, just
settle down. Don't you tell meto calm down. I have surveillance video
of you knocking down a woman inour casino. You don't got You don't
got you know why you don't got? No, you tell me the single
person get hurt. The single personget hurt. You hit the woman.

(02:57):
It's your hurt. You were hawkingthe horn on your wheelchair. You answer
that question. Is she's saying sheis hurt? Yes she is. She's
saying yan is what she's I'm aboutto actually turn this tape over to the
police. This one wants the presscharges because you injured her shin. Are
you accusing me of flying because Ididn't do nothing said? You're going to

(03:17):
look at your videotape again because you'llnotice you if you look at the rider
till you see so spill a drinkon me. She is sitting there for
an no how and a half,sitting the safe machine though I'm waiting for
a golf You have that your videotape. You know what else? Yes,
yes, we do, and notonly that. Right now, I am
looking at your account. You havefour hundred and thirty three slot dollars in

(03:38):
there. I'm going to revoke thoseslot dollars right now. You better not
to Yes, I am, Isee you have no like to do that
your camp dogs, do you ifyou do that on the what right?
What right do you have? Andyour buffet privileges have been revoked. I've
been a customer your casino for overten years. Okay, those are the
wars points I accumulated. You saidmy reward. You cannot take my rewards

(04:00):
for its away. Your slot dollarsare gone, sir, you cannot take
my slot down. I'm sorry.And as a matter of fact, I
know we comped you free Sundays throughThursdays, but that's gonna be going away
anyway. You're you're acting like achild, mister Calderon, I'm trying to
get to the bottom of this.Tell me, I'm not going to like
a child. I'm probably there couldbe your grandfather, your little boy.

(04:20):
I can hear in your boy.This crime cannot go unpunished. Crime.
You wanted to bully your way ontoa winning slot machine because there was a
woman there that was winning. Well, why did you leave the machine in
the first place, Because we don'thold machines for people. But you didn't

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have to try and ram her.That was her machine until she left it.
Would you leave a winning machine?It was my machine? There's the
keyword there, sir, was itwas your machine. The machine didn't belonged
to her. She was winning,okay, and the real okay, haven't
keep kept hitting. She hit alucky streak. But that's no reason for

(05:02):
you to be sitting there. No, no, no, no, that's
my lucky streak. Do you understandthis? My lucky streak? Sounds like
you should call Gamble's anonymous sir.This casino. Okay, this is not
funny. Well, your daughter thinksit is. You've been phone tapped.
Well, hey, dad, yourdaughter Alta is playing a joke on you

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on the radio. My name isScary Jones with el Serran in the Morning
Show where you're laughing, it's sofunny. About to have a part to
tackle over here, Elvis Duran's phonetap. This phone table was pre recorded
with permission granted by All Party Spacethe Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis

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