April 15, 2024 • 8 mins
In this classic, Skeery THINKS he's phone tapping a jealous boyfriend about his girlfriend and the guy gets a little too angry. When in reality, Elvis set it up and these are two actors who love the show!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand Elvis Duran's phone tapped. All right,
Terry's on the phone. And whatyou got going on today? Okay?
Well, I have a really jealousboyfriend. He doesn't like it,
but he knows that me and mygirls go out and we went to this
place Suba on Saturday, and Iwant you to say that you met me
there and the two of us reallyhit it off or whatever. So you're
(00:24):
calling him up basically to let himknow, you know that he and I
are no longer and now it's youand me. Any special reason why you
want us to do this, becausehe's ridiculously jealous, and just to kind
of throw that in his face,you know, hang out. We're gonna
call him now. Okay, Hello, Hey, is this Jim Jim?
(00:44):
Ay? What's up? Man?This is Willy Willy? Who will he
do? Well? Listen door dE w A R. Yeah, what
can I do for you? Yourgirlfriend didn't have the heart to call you,
so I figured i'd call for her. She met me at Suba over
the weekend and she gave me yourselfphone number, and I brought our a
couple of beers and things went reallywell, between us, we have a
lot in common. Yeah, sobig deal. Congratulations? What do you
(01:07):
want from me? I wanted tosee her again? Is what I wanted
to do? You want to yougot some case? Pal? We hung
out for like two hours. We'retalking all about you. She was talking
about me to you. What's yourname, Willie? Yes, I'm going
to tell you this once. Okay, Willie, You go near her,
you call her, you step anywhereclose to her, and I'll run you
in a circle. Do you understandme? No? No, no,
(01:27):
I don't listen to you. Youdon't call me up and tell me what's
going on with my girlfriend in mylife. Okay, listen, I'm from
Zone Park. Okay, I knowsome people too. Really yeah? Really?
All right? What do you wantto do? You want to have
our people meet now when I havea sit down lunch. Well, what
do you want? I don't carewho you know or what you think you
know. You don't know me,you know what you know? I'll tell
you what. I'm gonna find outwho you are. Okay, I'll find
(01:49):
out who you are. You comeback, you call me up and you
talk to me about my girlfriend likethis. You had the balls to call
me up and tell me my girlfriend'sa piece act. She wants her stuff
back. By the way she wantsher stuff back, I'll tell you what,
willie. Why don't you come pickit up for How's that? That
sounds like a plan. Where doyou live? What'd you find out from
her? Where I live? You'reher big pal? Now come here and
(02:10):
pick up her stuff. I'll giveyou a baseball bat. That's what I'll
give you. I think I'll dothat. I need some new action for
the summer. She obviously is notin love with you anymore. Man,
you want, you're gonna call meup and bust my balls like this,
or she wants to see about otherpeople. I don't care. I don't
mind sharing. Who do you thinkyou are so we can't both see her?
Yeah? Wait, I think Iknow you. I think I know
(02:32):
you? Who am I? He'sson of a bitch? You talking about
you? Said scary cat, aren'tyou? This is the one, isn't
it? This is a phone,son of a bitch? You son of
a bitch? Actually, do youthink you're funny? You're the weasle you
did that birthday right right? Iknow you? You think you're really funny,
(02:53):
don't you terry Jimmy, Hey,Jimmy, calm down. Are you
here too? You're part of this, Jimmy. Let me tell you something.
I know who you work, youson of a bitch. I know
where you work. I went tothat concert with her last week, that
Michelle Branston you put on right yeah, yeah, And you think it's funny.
You call me and give me aheart attack like this. I just
(03:14):
carry you and I will talk aboutthis later. But you know what,
You're a scumbag, Jimmy. Youcall me Jimmy and you give me a
thought attack in the middle of theday because you think it's a joke.
You play games with people's lives.Let me tell you something. I'm gonna
come down and I'm gonna break yourneck in all honesty, Jimmy, it
was her idea. She actually emailedus. I'll read you the email.
Oh you're gonna blame my girlfriend,now, you big man, Oh,
(03:36):
you big, big funny radio guy. You're gonna blame my girlfriend. We're
not gonna er it, bro,We're not gonna air it. You're not
gonna air anything, because I'm gonnacome down and I want to mop the
floor with you, you low lifedude. I swear to god, she
called us like seven times she wantedus to do this. I was at
my studio and I was actually sittinghere. Oh you're big, mister Innison.
Now you're big, mister Innison.Oh, I played games people's lives.
But hey, it's not my fault. Oh, I got no responsibility,
(03:59):
Jimmy, Jimmy, it was myidea. You know, maybe maybe
I go FRI and I. We'rehaving real trouble. You know that.
I don't know that. I canonly know the email that that she sent
me. Okay that we received.Yea, I know. But you know
what, maybe should do a littlehomework. Maybe you should try and find
out, Jimmy, you said,Jimmy, I think you're getting a little
hat of hand over this. Hey, listen, guys, guys, guys,
guys, listen. In all honesty, you and I swear and I'm
(04:21):
being I'm talking to you from theheart. Bro. We we sit here.
We want your heart on your chest. Bro Okay, I'm not your
bro. I apologize. We're notgoing to air apology. Won't know what
we want to send you guys toa concert? In your concert? What
that supposed to make up to me. Now, No, but that's part
of that. That's part of thedeal. I mean, this is listen,
(04:41):
let me tell you something. Thisis Elvis's show, and we are
to go get Elvis because I wantto talk to someone with some authority,
not some little peezer like you.You know what if I were you,
I find a nice little sales jobsomeplace because you're not safe. Oh hey,
we got an email. He shutup. I'm just you know,
I'm just she send me an email? Bro, Hey, bro, you
think carry? I am so sorryabout this. You are God. You're
(05:03):
playing games with people in New YorkCity. There's millions of people here,
and you never know who you're dealingwith. It was my idea because I
think that you're just a little bitjealous, and I thought it might be
a way to point it out toyou. This is your way of pointing
out to me that I'm jealous.By making me more jealous. Is wrong
with you? What are you thinking? Hey? Hey, I don't think
you can swim here. Let methrow you in a pool to see if
(05:24):
I'm right. What the hell's thematter with you? Hello? Hello,
this is Elvis. Who's this carryelvis. I am so sorry about this.
He just went off. Well,hold on second, what happened?
Who are you are? You guysare doing a phone tap? Yeah?
Who's doing one of your stupid phonecalls for me? And you know this
little weagle, but this face intomy life in the middle of the afternoon
(05:45):
one day out of nowhere and starttelling me sleeping with my girlfriend, telling
me my relationship is over run downthere. I don't want to kill him.
Hold on, what's your name,Jimmy? He's jim I set this
up. My name is Terry.I'm the one who set this up.
I set the whole Like he's gettingoff on scary. It's not scary,
you know. I mean, I'mthe one I want it is scary.
(06:05):
It is scary. Can you holdon one second? Yeah, go ahead,
hold one second. What has hesaid to you? He's made some
serious threats, Like what did hesay? He's saying that he's gonna wite
the floors of me, He's gonnarip my heart out of my chest.
He's got to a better have security. He was here for the Michelle Branch
thing last week with his girlfriend,the two of them. He knows where
the studios are everything. He knowswhere we are. He was in here
(06:26):
with you, all right, allright, hold on, hold hello hello.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.So Jimmy Scary says you made some
threats against him. Threats. Yeah, what are you gonna call your lawyer?
Now it's gonna be too late.Did you make some physical threats against
Scary? Oh? No, youknow what all this take your best shot
(06:46):
if you got it on tape.If you don't, I said nothing.
Terry wanted to play a joke onyou, and yes it was my idea.
She sent us an email, soI mean no offense, but I
mean she wants She instigated the wholething. So if you want to be
mad at someone, maybe you shouldbe mad at Terry. First of all,
don't you start to to Elvis.Don't tell me who I should be
mad at. But I don't thinkthat this little weasel should be calling people
up and playing games and going,there's not my fault. Baby. They
(07:09):
called me, feeled me. Youknow what, no one takes any responsibility.
He's gonna pay for what he does. He's gonna pay. Hell.
I'm gonna tell you one thing,you better triple team him. Okay,
what do you mean by that?What do you have five hundred pound guys
on him? Let's let's just calmdown. Okay, I know that you
don't mean any of this. Hedoesn't. He's just it's all talk.
(07:30):
You don't think, so, Jimmy, do me a favor. Repeat after
me. Scary. You've been phonetapped. You hear you've been You've been
bone tapped. You've been been.This is not funny. Hold on,
(07:55):
Jimmy, Get Jimmy back all theline. Jimmy, is there anything you
want to say too? Scary?I love you. I'm gonna come get
it. That's Terry and Jimmy.Everyone, Terry and Jimmy. The Elvis
Duran phone tap. This phone tabwas pre recorded with permission granted by all
(08:16):
participates. The Elvis Duran phone taponly on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand Elvis Duran's phone tapped. All right,
Terry's on the phone. And whatyou got going on today? Okay?
Well, I have a really jealousboyfriend. He doesn't like it,
but he knows that me and mygirls go out and we went to this
place Suba on Saturday, and Iwant you to say that you met me
there and the two of us reallyhit it off or whatever. So you're
(00:24):
calling him up basically to let himknow, you know that he and I
are no longer and now it's youand me. Any special reason why you
want us to do this, becausehe's ridiculously jealous, and just to kind
of throw that in his face,you know, hang out. We're gonna
call him now. Okay, Hello, Hey, is this Jim Jim?
(00:44):
Ay? What's up? Man?This is Willy Willy? Who will he
do? Well? Listen door dE w A R. Yeah, what
can I do for you? Yourgirlfriend didn't have the heart to call you,
so I figured i'd call for her. She met me at Suba over
the weekend and she gave me yourselfphone number, and I brought our a
couple of beers and things went reallywell, between us, we have a
lot in common. Yeah, sobig deal. Congratulations? What do you
(01:07):
want from me? I wanted tosee her again? Is what I wanted
to do? You want to yougot some case? Pal? We hung
out for like two hours. We'retalking all about you. She was talking
about me to you. What's yourname, Willie? Yes, I'm going
to tell you this once. Okay, Willie, You go near her,
you call her, you step anywhereclose to her, and I'll run you
in a circle. Do you understandme? No? No, no,
(01:27):
I don't listen to you. Youdon't call me up and tell me what's
going on with my girlfriend in mylife. Okay, listen, I'm from
Zone Park. Okay, I knowsome people too. Really yeah? Really?
All right? What do you wantto do? You want to have
our people meet now when I havea sit down lunch. Well, what
do you want? I don't carewho you know or what you think you
know. You don't know me,you know what you know? I'll tell
you what. I'm gonna find outwho you are. Okay, I'll find
(01:49):
out who you are. You comeback, you call me up and you
talk to me about my girlfriend likethis. You had the balls to call
me up and tell me my girlfriend'sa piece act. She wants her stuff
back. By the way she wantsher stuff back, I'll tell you what,
willie. Why don't you come pickit up for How's that? That
sounds like a plan. Where doyou live? What'd you find out from
her? Where I live? You'reher big pal? Now come here and
(02:10):
pick up her stuff. I'll giveyou a baseball bat. That's what I'll
give you. I think I'll dothat. I need some new action for
the summer. She obviously is notin love with you anymore. Man,
you want, you're gonna call meup and bust my balls like this,
or she wants to see about otherpeople. I don't care. I don't
mind sharing. Who do you thinkyou are so we can't both see her?
Yeah? Wait, I think Iknow you. I think I know
(02:32):
you? Who am I? He'sson of a bitch? You talking about
you? Said scary cat, aren'tyou? This is the one, isn't
it? This is a phone,son of a bitch? You son of
a bitch? Actually, do youthink you're funny? You're the weasle you
did that birthday right right? Iknow you? You think you're really funny,
(02:53):
don't you terry Jimmy, Hey,Jimmy, calm down. Are you
here too? You're part of this, Jimmy. Let me tell you something.
I know who you work, youson of a bitch. I know
where you work. I went tothat concert with her last week, that
Michelle Branston you put on right yeah, yeah, And you think it's funny.
You call me and give me aheart attack like this. I just
(03:14):
carry you and I will talk aboutthis later. But you know what,
You're a scumbag, Jimmy. Youcall me Jimmy and you give me a
thought attack in the middle of theday because you think it's a joke.
You play games with people's lives.Let me tell you something. I'm gonna
come down and I'm gonna break yourneck in all honesty, Jimmy, it
was her idea. She actually emailedus. I'll read you the email.
Oh you're gonna blame my girlfriend,now, you big man, Oh,
(03:36):
you big, big funny radio guy. You're gonna blame my girlfriend. We're
not gonna er it, bro,We're not gonna air it. You're not
gonna air anything, because I'm gonnacome down and I want to mop the
floor with you, you low lifedude. I swear to god, she
called us like seven times she wantedus to do this. I was at
my studio and I was actually sittinghere. Oh you're big, mister Innison.
Now you're big, mister Innison.Oh, I played games people's lives.
But hey, it's not my fault. Oh, I got no responsibility,
(03:59):
Jimmy, Jimmy, it was myidea. You know, maybe maybe
I go FRI and I. We'rehaving real trouble. You know that.
I don't know that. I canonly know the email that that she sent
me. Okay that we received.Yea, I know. But you know
what, maybe should do a littlehomework. Maybe you should try and find
out, Jimmy, you said,Jimmy, I think you're getting a little
hat of hand over this. Hey, listen, guys, guys, guys,
guys, listen. In all honesty, you and I swear and I'm
(04:21):
being I'm talking to you from theheart. Bro. We we sit here.
We want your heart on your chest. Bro Okay, I'm not your
bro. I apologize. We're notgoing to air apology. Won't know what
we want to send you guys toa concert? In your concert? What
that supposed to make up to me. Now, No, but that's part
of that. That's part of thedeal. I mean, this is listen,
(04:41):
let me tell you something. Thisis Elvis's show, and we are
to go get Elvis because I wantto talk to someone with some authority,
not some little peezer like you.You know what if I were you,
I find a nice little sales jobsomeplace because you're not safe. Oh hey,
we got an email. He shutup. I'm just you know,
I'm just she send me an email? Bro, Hey, bro, you
think carry? I am so sorryabout this. You are God. You're
(05:03):
playing games with people in New YorkCity. There's millions of people here,
and you never know who you're dealingwith. It was my idea because I
think that you're just a little bitjealous, and I thought it might be
a way to point it out toyou. This is your way of pointing
out to me that I'm jealous.By making me more jealous. Is wrong
with you? What are you thinking? Hey? Hey, I don't think
you can swim here. Let methrow you in a pool to see if
(05:24):
I'm right. What the hell's thematter with you? Hello? Hello,
this is Elvis. Who's this carryelvis. I am so sorry about this.
He just went off. Well,hold on second, what happened?
Who are you are? You guysare doing a phone tap? Yeah?
Who's doing one of your stupid phonecalls for me? And you know this
little weagle, but this face intomy life in the middle of the afternoon
(05:45):
one day out of nowhere and starttelling me sleeping with my girlfriend, telling
me my relationship is over run downthere. I don't want to kill him.
Hold on, what's your name,Jimmy? He's jim I set this
up. My name is Terry.I'm the one who set this up.
I set the whole Like he's gettingoff on scary. It's not scary,
you know. I mean, I'mthe one I want it is scary.
(06:05):
It is scary. Can you holdon one second? Yeah, go ahead,
hold one second. What has hesaid to you? He's made some
serious threats, Like what did hesay? He's saying that he's gonna wite
the floors of me, He's gonnarip my heart out of my chest.
He's got to a better have security. He was here for the Michelle Branch
thing last week with his girlfriend,the two of them. He knows where
the studios are everything. He knowswhere we are. He was in here
(06:26):
with you, all right, allright, hold on, hold hello hello.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.So Jimmy Scary says you made some
threats against him. Threats. Yeah, what are you gonna call your lawyer?
Now it's gonna be too late.Did you make some physical threats against
Scary? Oh? No, youknow what all this take your best shot
(06:46):
if you got it on tape.If you don't, I said nothing.
Terry wanted to play a joke onyou, and yes it was my idea.
She sent us an email, soI mean no offense, but I
mean she wants She instigated the wholething. So if you want to be
mad at someone, maybe you shouldbe mad at Terry. First of all,
don't you start to to Elvis.Don't tell me who I should be
mad at. But I don't thinkthat this little weasel should be calling people
up and playing games and going,there's not my fault. Baby. They
(07:09):
called me, feeled me. Youknow what, no one takes any responsibility.
He's gonna pay for what he does. He's gonna pay. Hell.
I'm gonna tell you one thing,you better triple team him. Okay,
what do you mean by that?What do you have five hundred pound guys
on him? Let's let's just calmdown. Okay, I know that you
don't mean any of this. Hedoesn't. He's just it's all talk.
(07:30):
You don't think, so, Jimmy, do me a favor. Repeat after
me. Scary. You've been phonetapped. You hear you've been You've been
bone tapped. You've been been.This is not funny. Hold on,
(07:55):
Jimmy, Get Jimmy back all theline. Jimmy, is there anything you
want to say too? Scary?I love you. I'm gonna come get
it. That's Terry and Jimmy.Everyone, Terry and Jimmy. The Elvis
Duran phone tap. This phone tabwas pre recorded with permission granted by all
(08:16):
participates. The Elvis Duran phone taponly on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.