We Shaved Your Pussycat

Margret is obsessed with her cat and her daughter brought the cat to get groomed. So Garrett calls as the groomer who accidentally gave her the wrong haircut!

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone, Elvis durandElvis Duran's phone tapped. All right,
let's get into it today a Tagteam phone tap with Garrett and her own
Ronnie. Yeah. Sorry, well, Sarah's phone's happened her mom, Margaret.
Now, Sarah was in charge oftaking their family cat Seymour to the
groomers, and Margaret is in lovewith her cat. She's the crazy cat
lady mom, and I wouldn't liketo hear something went wrong when the cat

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was at the groomers. So Sarahstarts to call to her mom as she's
picking up cat Seymour from the groomers. And then I and Ronnie play the
groomers and something went wrong. You'remessing with the lady's cat. That's what
we do, all right, Andsee what happens in today's Tag Team phone
Tam was listening. Hello, Heymom, hew's it go in pretty busy?

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But good? How are you out? I'm running some errands. I'm
about to pick up Seymour at thegroomers. Thanks for doing that. Hold
on, I'm walking in him.I'm here to pick up Seymour. Yeah,
hold on one second. Tonight fromthe band which groomly did you go
to? I went to the placeI told you about, like with the
really good steal. Alright, alright, just sign here, Sarah? Is

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that Seymour anthonymore right? Why?Why? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Is it not the right cat?What's going on? One? Hold on?
Mom? Yeah, okay, Ididn't. I didn't ask for him
to be shaved. What do youmean shaved? Groomed? Groomed? Right?
Is he shaved? What do youmean I didn't ask him to do
that? Mom, I I Ijust asked for a groomy didn't. Okay,

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So what do you mean he's totallyball? He's got no hair?
I don't know. I said shampooand I guess they heard shave. I
don't clipped off all his beautiful hair. Why don't pay the game? Is?
Can? I? You seem alittle distraught? Actually, my mom
would like to talk to the manager. Get this guy on the phone here?
Here he goes, Okay, yeah, hello, who's this? First

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of all, who are you?My name is Tony? And how are
you? I am not well,Tony. I'm sorry to hear that.
How can I help you with thebeautiful tuxedo black and white? It was
beautiful cat, very beautiful cat.Why would you shave him? He doesn't
make Yes, you shaved him.Apparently that's what you asked for, so
we get no, no, no, My daughter said, very clearly,

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only a shampoo, a grooming.Wait wait, wait, excuse me?
Why you said shampoo, not shave, yes, exactly. Oh my I'm
gonna come. Oh my god.The customer, he said, shampoo,
not shave. You shaved the cat. I'm in the middle of shaving the
dog again. What do you want? You shaved the cat, They said,

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shampoo, and you shaved the cat. Honey an, how we been
doing this for you? And aMarie? Right? The boat is out
right. Don't you blame this onmy wife. These guys are fired.
I got it. I got totag here one four two four cat right,
Seymour, I got going to thepampered pus guy clipped the narrows.

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What the hell they're doing? Thecat is shaved, flea band clipped and
nails. What else you want?That's great? Guess what you learn?
That'll range because that's a jetpoo sa h V. What does that say
to you? Right? Jetpoo?Cut it out. I'm on the boat.
Constitution for this. Huh. Ithink it would be best if maybe
you can explain to him what youwanted. Hold on one second, Hey

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today, what get on the phoneand explain. I just get the cat
out of this. Is Anthony speaking. How can I help you? My
daughter took my cat, Seymour fora simple grooming. How the hell do
they misread shampoo and assume it's ashaved That's what I don't understand. The
cat is totally man all due respect, there's no need to use this sort

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of language right now. We canhandle this star like a correct voice.
Correct correct, correct, listen,cad you just that's not what I wanted.
She looks fine, she feels fine. It's not what I wanted for
him. This is a matter ofa misunderstanding. We cannot glued the cat's
hair back onto his body. That'sclearly obvious. Tony. Who took the

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owner on the cat? The blackshaved pussy over here? And Marie?
And what did the daughter tell her? Did she say shaved with shampoo?
What are we doing here? Shesaid? Shake? She said, why
don't we talk to the person whotook the orders? They just get this
odda. I get all I geta Dodgita. You'll go back and shave
this dog's balls, shave me.You're just I don't think you should even
be in business. You don't knowhow to deal with animals. I'm dealing

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with one right now. Okay,Well you know, and I'm more.
I am more of a savage anda danger to you, a potential threat
than these animals are. So youbetter mind that, buddy, because I
am very serious when it comes toanimal welfare. No. I think now
it's a good time to tell youmy name is actually Garrett, and that's
Ronnie from the Elvis ur In MorningShow, and you just got full tap.

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I'm going to kill you. Ohmy god, I'm actually shoving Garrett's
chest right now. I took himto the regular place. Oh my god,
Oh my god, make me go. Oh'm oh my god. I've
been like totally crazy in front ofall my coworkers. The Elvis Duran phone
tap. This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted by all Party Space.

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