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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you have if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com. We could be reading your letter live on
the air, just like we're going to read this one
right here, right now, and you never know, it could
be yours. It could be yours. Let's buckle up and
(00:22):
hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
is Strawberry Letter thinking if you subject chicken nugget cheaters,
Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband left me recently and now
he wants to come back home. Last month, I came
home and there was a woman in my home. She
was sitting on the floor in my din eating chicken nuggets,
(00:43):
and she greeted me and we exchange pleasant trees. I
asked her where my husband was, and she said he
went to get some condoms and he'd be right back.
I went outside and waited in my car for him
to come back because I was scared of this strange woman.
My husband came home fifteen minutes later, and when he
saw my car, he passed on by the house. He
(01:05):
called me and asked if I had been in the house.
I told him that I met his girlfriend Dianna, eating
chicken nuggets in the din. He said she is a
distant relative that is down on her luck, so he
fed her and told her he would go to the
store and pick up some things for her. I was
right behind him in my car at that point. I
(01:25):
told him to pull over, but he wouldn't. I was
so anxious I mistakenly rammed his car from behind, so
he had to stop. Bystanders ran over to check on me,
so I didn't get a chance to talk to my
husband because he drove off. I went back home and
the strange woman was gone, and she left my house unlocked.
(01:47):
I have not seen my husband since that day, but
he's been begging me to come home. I had the
locks changed because I didn't want Dianna popping back up
over there. I asked my mother in law if there
were a Deanna and her family, and she's a liar
and has always protected her son, so she said, I believe,
so am I supposed to believe that he went to
(02:10):
the store for Deanna when he has never gone to
Kroger or Target from me? Do I owe it to him?
To let him explain, or do I follow my first
mind and keep ignoring him. You owe him nothing, You
owe him nothing. Follow your first mind. Now, when you
had this accident, when you ran into the back of
this car, all the bystanders came over to check on you.
(02:32):
Your husband drove off. Follow your first mind, please, your
second mind, and your third mind. What a night you had.
This is really crazy. Huh his car and he should
have checked on her. Still, that is his wife. You
know what he was doing. Anyway, she was a little anxious.
(02:53):
She said, we're getting back in, getting back into the letter.
Though you were right to change the door locks. Do
not give him a key. Your husband just up and
left you, and now he wants to come home. This
was supposed to be a distant relative. Deanna in your
house lied to you about that. Then he ran away
(03:13):
when you wanted to pull over and talk. If he
had nothing to hide, he would have stopped and not
have passed you. Passed you by when he saw you outside.
He was going to the store to get condoms. That's
what Deanna said. For his night with Deanna. You know that.
But he called her told her to get out when
he saw you because you spoiled his plans when you
came home and found Deanna sitting in your floor eating
(03:36):
chicken nuggets. Don't let him back in the house. Be
done with him, because if he had the nerve to
bring a woman into your house like that, he's not
gonna stop what he's doing. Steve. This letter, damn Neil, unbelievable.
This letter, right Hill, it's so crazy. She said her
(03:58):
husband left her recently and now he want to come
back home. But the story is so damn crazy. Though,
last month I came home. Now this Houma, read the letter.
I'm an read the letter in the voice of an
ignorant person that's trying to tell you what happened. But
(04:20):
act but act like it makes sense. I hear gonna
last month I came to the h No, I can't
do it like that because it's a woman. Okay, just
let's do last last month, I came home and that
was a woman in my home. Now that right there,
that's you came home and there was a woman in
(04:44):
your home. This is already this letter starts off startling.
She was sitting on the floor in my den eating
chicken nuggets. This is odd, This is really odd. Then
(05:07):
you asked her where your husband was, and she said
he went to get some condom. He'll be right back.
What wait a minute, now, you got to be scared
right now because this helping full blown crazy sitting in
(05:28):
another woman's house, comfortable in the float, eating chicken nuggets.
The wife company in and say where's my husband, and
she said he went to the stoat against condoms. He'll
be right back. I kept eating them damn nuggets. Now
right here, this word at my house. This a whole
another letter. If I don't know how you're gonna keep
(05:51):
swallowing nuggets while I'm choking you, How you're gonna get
the rest of these nuggets down because I'm choking your ass.
I went outside and waited in my car for him
to come back because I was scared of this strange woman.
And you shoot me. My husband came home fifteen minutes later,
(06:12):
and when he saw my car, he passed by the house.
He kept going like he didn't stay there, come on board.
He had to do that. In no way he could
have pulled in that drive. Now. I don't know what
he thought he was gonna do by pulling off, But
you got in behind him as and when I come back,
the letter gets worse. This letter just gets worse. She
(06:35):
should have rammed his car. All right, at twenty three
minutes after the hour, we'll come back with part two
of Steve's response Today's Strawberry letter, subject chicken nugget cheaters.
Chicken nugget cheaters. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, Let's
(06:57):
recap today's strawberry letter, the subject chicken nugget cheaters. Lady
came home now husband had left for he begging back.
After this happened, Lady come home. A woman that she
don't know is sitting in the floor of her den
eating chicken Nuggas they exchange pleasantries, how how are you? Hey?
(07:20):
How are you doing? One more time, Steve? Uh, hey,
how are you doing? Hey? How you doing? So? Who
are you on? Diana? And you is? Excuse me? I
(07:41):
said that I'm Diana and you is you are? Oh?
I'm Natalie? I live him? Okay, would you what's happening
that Deanna can ask you a question? Where As my
husband he went on to the store to pick up
some condoms, he was right down. What but she's she
(08:03):
got to offer some chicken nuggs. But steady eating chicken
nuggets ain't stopped. You scared of the woman, So you
go sit out in the car to wait your husband.
Fifteen minutes later, driving up to the house. See your
car in the driveway. He gone past the house. He
gotta buy time. Now here you are? You jump in?
(08:27):
Then he called you and asked you, oh, babag you
you you you've been in the house yet. Yes, I've
been in the house. And I told him I met
his girlfriend Deanna eating chicken nuggets in the dead. He said,
(08:47):
as fast as he could. That's a distant relative that's
down on her luck. So I failed her and told
her she could I go to the store and pick
off some things. I was right behind him in my
car at that point. I told him to pull over,
but he wouldn't. I'd have been slanging condoms and rubbers
(09:09):
out that wonder like it was drugs. I'd have been
slanging condoms and rubbers out there, wonders. You'd have thought
I had weed on me, and I would have got
all the columns out that damn car. We gotta get
this out of here, because Tommy, right, I can't pull
over the columns in this I have some more chicken
(09:29):
nuggets in this car. I can have a hundred mustard sauce,
but I can't be in here with the damn commons.
I would have been biting that pack open, because you
can't throw the whole box out. You gotta throw them
out of individually. Sword. Yeah, I told him to pull over,
but hey wouldn't. I was so anxious. I mistakingly rammed
his car from behind, so he had to stop. This
(09:52):
is the only lie in the letter. Yeah, you know
good here where you rammed the back of that calm purpose,
you're trying to knock the hold back seat. You try
to push that back seat up through his throat, and
so that's a lot. I was so anxious I rammed
the back of his car by standings ran over the
check on me, so I didn't get a chance to
(10:14):
talk to my husband because he drove off. That was
his opening. Oh they check it on it. Let me
get up out of him. I went back home and
the strange woman was gone, and she left my house unlocked. Lady,
No she didn't. He went and got her out that house.
I didn't leave your house unlocked he won. He swung
(10:36):
around that corner, say myrtle, come out, now it coming.
They jumped in the car. I've not seen my husband
since that day, and he's been begging me to come home.
I had the locks change because I didn't want Dianna
popping back up over that. Y ain't been to pop
back up over there. Dianna, don't hand no key. Your
husband let hunting. Your husband, dumb your and bought us
(11:00):
some chicken nuggets so she could get fed. And he
was going to the stove to buy some condo. This
is the dumbest damn dude. Then I called his mama.
It's the second line to let him. I called his
mama and asked her if that was a Dianna in
their family, and she's a liar, always protects us, she said,
(11:22):
I believe. So let me tell you something. Old people
know who in the family. All these names in the
Bible somewhere, old ass people know who in this Bible.
Am I supposed to believe that he went to the
stove for Dianna. He did go to the stove for Dianna.
(11:43):
That's the true statement. Because Dianna forgot to bring the
condoms and she told you exactly why he went to
the stove, because once I eat these nuggets, I'm gonna
be good and something, and chicken nuggets turned me on.
(12:03):
So as soon as I get through he need nuggets,
I'm thin that do your hood in here in this
flow as soon as he come back from Kroger with
the condes. And I don't see why you have a
problem with that game. Step move out the way because
I'm trying to watch the stories because I'm watching General
Hospital while I me need nuggets and you're standing in
(12:24):
the way of the TV. Whoever your name is. Now,
do I owe it to him to let him explain
or do I follow my first mind and keep ignoring him. Well, ma'am,
I don't know how long you can ignore him. You're
gonna have to address it, but you're gonna have to
deal with the white elephant that's in the room and
your elephant like chicken nuggets. So now, what do you
(12:47):
want to believe? Are you gonna let him tell you
that he really went to the stove for her when
she told you he going to the stove to bout
some condors and he'll be right back. So your lady,
I don't know who you are, but you need to
get out of here because we're gonna be doing something
in this flow with this nugget and this I told
the brain some hundred mussards all right, and we've been
had a houndy muscard sauce all over this flow. Leave
(13:08):
us your comments on Today's letter on Instagram at Steve
Harvey FM, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on
demand on demand now coming up next to his Junior
and Sports talk right after this. You're listening to this
Dave Harvey Morning Show
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
you have if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
dot com. We could be reading your letter live on
the air, just like we're going to read this one
right here, right now, and you never know, it could
be yours. It could be yours. Let's buckle up and
(00:22):
hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
is Strawberry Letter thinking if you subject chicken nugget cheaters,
Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband left me recently and now
he wants to come back home. Last month, I came
home and there was a woman in my home. She
was sitting on the floor in my din eating chicken nuggets,
(00:43):
and she greeted me and we exchange pleasant trees. I
asked her where my husband was, and she said he
went to get some condoms and he'd be right back.
I went outside and waited in my car for him
to come back because I was scared of this strange woman.
My husband came home fifteen minutes later, and when he
saw my car, he passed on by the house. He
(01:05):
called me and asked if I had been in the house.
I told him that I met his girlfriend Dianna, eating
chicken nuggets in the din. He said she is a
distant relative that is down on her luck, so he
fed her and told her he would go to the
store and pick up some things for her. I was
right behind him in my car at that point. I
(01:25):
told him to pull over, but he wouldn't. I was
so anxious I mistakenly rammed his car from behind, so
he had to stop. Bystanders ran over to check on me,
so I didn't get a chance to talk to my
husband because he drove off. I went back home and
the strange woman was gone, and she left my house unlocked.
(01:47):
I have not seen my husband since that day, but
he's been begging me to come home. I had the
locks changed because I didn't want Dianna popping back up
over there. I asked my mother in law if there
were a Deanna and her family, and she's a liar
and has always protected her son, so she said, I believe,
so am I supposed to believe that he went to
(02:10):
the store for Deanna when he has never gone to
Kroger or Target from me? Do I owe it to him?
To let him explain, or do I follow my first
mind and keep ignoring him. You owe him nothing, You
owe him nothing. Follow your first mind. Now, when you
had this accident, when you ran into the back of
this car, all the bystanders came over to check on you.
(02:32):
Your husband drove off. Follow your first mind, please, your
second mind, and your third mind. What a night you had.
This is really crazy. Huh his car and he should
have checked on her. Still, that is his wife. You
know what he was doing. Anyway, she was a little anxious.
(02:53):
She said, we're getting back in, getting back into the letter.
Though you were right to change the door locks. Do
not give him a key. Your husband just up and
left you, and now he wants to come home. This
was supposed to be a distant relative. Deanna in your
house lied to you about that. Then he ran away
(03:13):
when you wanted to pull over and talk. If he
had nothing to hide, he would have stopped and not
have passed you. Passed you by when he saw you outside.
He was going to the store to get condoms. That's
what Deanna said. For his night with Deanna. You know that.
But he called her told her to get out when
he saw you because you spoiled his plans when you
came home and found Deanna sitting in your floor eating
(03:36):
chicken nuggets. Don't let him back in the house. Be
done with him, because if he had the nerve to
bring a woman into your house like that, he's not
gonna stop what he's doing. Steve. This letter, damn Neil, unbelievable.
This letter, right Hill, it's so crazy. She said her
(03:58):
husband left her recently and now he want to come
back home. But the story is so damn crazy. Though,
last month I came home. Now this Houma, read the letter.
I'm an read the letter in the voice of an
ignorant person that's trying to tell you what happened. But
(04:20):
act but act like it makes sense. I hear gonna
last month I came to the h No, I can't
do it like that because it's a woman. Okay, just
let's do last last month, I came home and that
was a woman in my home. Now that right there,
that's you came home and there was a woman in
(04:44):
your home. This is already this letter starts off startling.
She was sitting on the floor in my den eating
chicken nuggets. This is odd, This is really odd. Then
(05:07):
you asked her where your husband was, and she said
he went to get some condom. He'll be right back.
What wait a minute, now, you got to be scared
right now because this helping full blown crazy sitting in
(05:28):
another woman's house, comfortable in the float, eating chicken nuggets.
The wife company in and say where's my husband, and
she said he went to the stoat against condoms. He'll
be right back. I kept eating them damn nuggets. Now
right here, this word at my house. This a whole
another letter. If I don't know how you're gonna keep
(05:51):
swallowing nuggets while I'm choking you, How you're gonna get
the rest of these nuggets down because I'm choking your ass.
I went outside and waited in my car for him
to come back because I was scared of this strange woman.
And you shoot me. My husband came home fifteen minutes later,
(06:12):
and when he saw my car, he passed by the house.
He kept going like he didn't stay there, come on board.
He had to do that. In no way he could
have pulled in that drive. Now. I don't know what
he thought he was gonna do by pulling off, But
you got in behind him as and when I come back,
the letter gets worse. This letter just gets worse. She
(06:35):
should have rammed his car. All right, at twenty three
minutes after the hour, we'll come back with part two
of Steve's response Today's Strawberry letter, subject chicken nugget cheaters.
Chicken nugget cheaters. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, Let's
(06:57):
recap today's strawberry letter, the subject chicken nugget cheaters. Lady
came home now husband had left for he begging back.
After this happened, Lady come home. A woman that she
don't know is sitting in the floor of her den
eating chicken Nuggas they exchange pleasantries, how how are you? Hey?
(07:20):
How are you doing? One more time, Steve? Uh, hey,
how are you doing? Hey? How you doing? So? Who
are you on? Diana? And you is? Excuse me? I
(07:41):
said that I'm Diana and you is you are? Oh?
I'm Natalie? I live him? Okay, would you what's happening
that Deanna can ask you a question? Where As my
husband he went on to the store to pick up
some condoms, he was right down. What but she's she
(08:03):
got to offer some chicken nuggs. But steady eating chicken
nuggets ain't stopped. You scared of the woman, So you
go sit out in the car to wait your husband.
Fifteen minutes later, driving up to the house. See your
car in the driveway. He gone past the house. He
gotta buy time. Now here you are? You jump in?
(08:27):
Then he called you and asked you, oh, babag you
you you you've been in the house yet. Yes, I've
been in the house. And I told him I met
his girlfriend Deanna eating chicken nuggets in the dead. He said,
(08:47):
as fast as he could. That's a distant relative that's
down on her luck. So I failed her and told
her she could I go to the store and pick
off some things. I was right behind him in my
car at that point. I told him to pull over,
but he wouldn't. I'd have been slanging condoms and rubbers
(09:09):
out that wonder like it was drugs. I'd have been
slanging condoms and rubbers out there, wonders. You'd have thought
I had weed on me, and I would have got
all the columns out that damn car. We gotta get
this out of here, because Tommy, right, I can't pull
over the columns in this I have some more chicken
(09:29):
nuggets in this car. I can have a hundred mustard sauce,
but I can't be in here with the damn commons.
I would have been biting that pack open, because you
can't throw the whole box out. You gotta throw them
out of individually. Sword. Yeah, I told him to pull over,
but hey wouldn't. I was so anxious. I mistakingly rammed
his car from behind, so he had to stop. This
(09:52):
is the only lie in the letter. Yeah, you know
good here where you rammed the back of that calm purpose,
you're trying to knock the hold back seat. You try
to push that back seat up through his throat, and
so that's a lot. I was so anxious I rammed
the back of his car by standings ran over the
check on me, so I didn't get a chance to
(10:14):
talk to my husband because he drove off. That was
his opening. Oh they check it on it. Let me
get up out of him. I went back home and
the strange woman was gone, and she left my house unlocked. Lady,
No she didn't. He went and got her out that house.
I didn't leave your house unlocked he won. He swung
(10:36):
around that corner, say myrtle, come out, now it coming.
They jumped in the car. I've not seen my husband
since that day, and he's been begging me to come home.
I had the locks change because I didn't want Dianna
popping back up over that. Y ain't been to pop
back up over there. Dianna, don't hand no key. Your
husband let hunting. Your husband, dumb your and bought us
(11:00):
some chicken nuggets so she could get fed. And he
was going to the stove to buy some condo. This
is the dumbest damn dude. Then I called his mama.
It's the second line to let him. I called his
mama and asked her if that was a Dianna in
their family, and she's a liar, always protects us, she said,
(11:22):
I believe. So let me tell you something. Old people
know who in the family. All these names in the
Bible somewhere, old ass people know who in this Bible.
Am I supposed to believe that he went to the
stove for Dianna. He did go to the stove for Dianna.
(11:43):
That's the true statement. Because Dianna forgot to bring the
condoms and she told you exactly why he went to
the stove, because once I eat these nuggets, I'm gonna
be good and something, and chicken nuggets turned me on.
(12:03):
So as soon as I get through he need nuggets,
I'm thin that do your hood in here in this
flow as soon as he come back from Kroger with
the condes. And I don't see why you have a
problem with that game. Step move out the way because
I'm trying to watch the stories because I'm watching General
Hospital while I me need nuggets and you're standing in
(12:24):
the way of the TV. Whoever your name is. Now,
do I owe it to him to let him explain
or do I follow my first mind and keep ignoring him. Well, ma'am,
I don't know how long you can ignore him. You're
gonna have to address it, but you're gonna have to
deal with the white elephant that's in the room and
your elephant like chicken nuggets. So now, what do you
(12:47):
want to believe? Are you gonna let him tell you
that he really went to the stove for her when
she told you he going to the stove to bout
some condors and he'll be right back. So your lady,
I don't know who you are, but you need to
get out of here because we're gonna be doing something
in this flow with this nugget and this I told
the brain some hundred mussards all right, and we've been
had a houndy muscard sauce all over this flow. Leave
(13:08):
us your comments on Today's letter on Instagram at Steve
Harvey FM, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on
demand on demand now coming up next to his Junior
and Sports talk right after this. You're listening to this
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