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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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(00:21):
hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
is Strawberry Letter. Thank En Nephew. Subject hump Day and
Wednesday are two different days. I love that title. Dear
Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty seven year old married woman
and I've been married for twenty five years. We met
when we were very young, and we got married and

(00:43):
had our four children while we were still young. My
husband was a big nerd that was slightly overweight, had
bad skin, and he needed braces. I was shy and
didn't have any friends, so I was eager to have
a boyfriend for the first time. He made me feel
like a princess and I have never been with another
man in my life, but he has definitely been with

(01:06):
other women. After we'd been married for fifteen years, a
woman called my house and said she had been dating
my husband for six years and she wanted me to
know because she knew I was a good, god fearing woman.
I started to feel guilty because I had stopped having
sex with my husband after our last child, So I
blamed myself for the cheating. I got my act together

(01:30):
and we talked to our pastor to fix our marriage.
I had no reason to believe he was cheating anymore
because he was a model citizen after the affair. Well,
fast forward to last November and I'm standing in the
kitchen and my husband got a text with a happy
hump Day message with no name listed. I got the
phone and texted back, but it's Sunday. The reply was

(01:53):
stopped playing I can't wait to see you. I texted where,
and the reply was that you hump day spot. I
took his phone upstairs to him and asked him, what's
the hump day spot? He grabbed his phone for me,
and he examined the messages, and then he said somebody
must have texted him by mistake. He changed his number

(02:14):
and lead it all of his social media. Now I
hate Wednesdays because I think he was using hump day
as a special code. Is he still a cheater? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, Okay,
your nerd of a husband is still cheating on you.
And how do I know that? How does everyone know
that but you the same? I mean, it's obvious. The

(02:38):
evidence was right there in the text. The woman clearly said,
I can't wait to see you at the usual hump
day spot. I mean, what more do you need? That
means they have a special location where they have sex,
or a special time day that they have sex at
an appointed time. Okay, I know you're confused and don't
want to believe it, but please don't lie to you self.

(03:00):
Please don't do that. Your husband is doing enough of
that for the both of you. Okay, this time, he
has no one to blame but himself, because you said
you got yourself together. You said that in the letter,
you got your act together, worked on your marriage. And
you know, there's a saying once a cheater, always a cheater,
and I think your husband fits that description because he

(03:21):
was cheating on you for six years during your twenty
five year marriage. You had a break when you stopped
having sex with him, you know, got counseling and everything,
and you thought it was all over. But nope. Once
you guys went to counseling, you know, you thought he
would try harder to make it work. He didn't. So
now you have to decide should you stay with this cheater?
Should you leave? That's on you, Steve Well. It seems

(03:46):
to be a little bit to unpack in this letter
because I feel for her, but then I feel for him,
but then I'm a really feel for Nita one of them.
Sort of, It's a lot in this torn. Yeah, I'm
a little bit torn. I'm gonna try to walk you
through the process that I'm having in this letter because

(04:06):
I see, of course other stuff and I'll be pointing
it out. Hump Day and Wednesday are two different days.
Did Stephen shl I'm forty seven year old married woman.
I've been married twenty five years. They was young when
they got married. They had four children while they was young.
My husband was a big nerd listened to this now
that was slightly overweight and had a bad skin and

(04:32):
it needed bracest. Now let's talk about diffic. The dude
that you man was fat, had bad ass skin and
ragged ass teeth. Really, that's just whole package. Everything about

(04:54):
him was jacked up and then shot. I was shy
and didn't have any friends, so I was eager to
have a boyfriend for the first time. So this was
your pick. You picked a fat nerd with the bad
skin and the ragged ass mouth. Oh my gosh, that
ain't no reason to quit being shot. I'd have just

(05:15):
stayed shine with hand on friends. Because what I'm not
gonna do is introduce him as it excuse me, everybody,
I want to introduce you to somebody. He's a nerd,
he's overweight, he got a lot of acne on his face. Uh,
that ain't trash, that's his skin. And when he opened
his mouth, you're gonna see a lot of different angles

(05:37):
coming at you. So now this is my boyfriend? What
what the reaction that they must have had? See? I
would just stayed singing and shot. All right, let's move on.
But he made you feel like a princess. But he
had and how he gonna mistreat somebody with his fat
glass This fatter glass man with his ragged ass mouth,

(06:01):
then got a girlfriend to try to stop mistreating up
like he like he got choices, Like the options is
just wide over, Like he's a green thing. He want
to do he didn't lucky. She even talking to his ass.
All right, all those wonderful thoughts he left her. Two
of your spots coming up at twenty three minutes after
the hours you're listening Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,

(06:26):
let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject hump day and
Wednesdays are two different days. Now. He is a woman
was shy and didn't have friends, and so a man
came along, and this is who she picked, her husband.
They've been married twenty five years. They got four kids,
and husband big nerd. And the word is big nerd

(06:47):
because she was telling us right after that he was
slappingly overweight. So that's what made him a big nerd.
He was big nerd on both sides. He was very
nerdy and large. Somehow he didn't looked at himself and
just stop washing his face or using cleanse or whatever.
I don't know what it is. But he had bad
skin and she didn't just say it was on the
face of just bad skin and everywhere. That's because he

(07:10):
was so big. He had stretched it and stretched it
so bad that his ski and had to react some
kind of way. I'm not taking that out the show.
I don't care what y'all say. Don't start in this
make me in twenty twenty two A bout fat shan it,
the lady wrote in the let. No, the lady wrote
in the letter, he is a big nerd and slightly overweight.

(07:35):
You know that's being nice about it. Slight? You know
if your ass is fat, don't matter if you slight overweight?
What are we talking about? Three hundred three? What is
where's okay? I'm trying to go on, but you tried to.
I saw Carlin in her zoom, lean in like she
was gonna say something. I'm putting stop to this here

(07:56):
in twenty two, don't don't write me if you don't
want the truth. And then she said, uh and it
and he needed braces. Now hold up and he needed
brace Now you got teeth sitting up in your head
laying down, and you overweight and got bad skin. I
don't like when I'm talking to people and one of
their teeth is laying down. I don't care for that,

(08:18):
because now I got to see what your way? Is
he trying to chew? Is he talking? What is he doing? Okay?
Now I was shy. I didn't have any friends, so
I was eager to have a boyfriend for the first time.
Then she said, he made me feel like a princess.
I would imagine, so I can't imagine him being mistreating
you in any kind of way. Why would he hitting

(08:39):
Nobody else wants it? And then she says, and after that,
I've never been with another man in my life. Where hell,
after you have made this choice, why would you try
this again? I've never been with another man in my life.
If this was my first moment, I wouldn't have picked
another one either. I understand a lot of people don't
know how to recover from mistake. This was your first choice,

(09:01):
and you decided I'm not going to try this. No,
damn mode, some of our decisions can be that shocking.
We've been married for fifteen years. And then a woman
called my house and said she'd been dating my husband
for six years, and she wanted me to know because
she knew I was a good, God fearing woman. She
told you that's why she called. She'd been sleeping with

(09:24):
your man for six years and said, I'm calling you
to tell you this because you're a good god fear
and woman. Well who is she? Then she didn't tell
you who she was, this you. She called you to
break y'all up. That's what this phone call was about.

(09:44):
I started to feel so guilty because I stopped having
sex with my husband after our last child. So I
blamed myself for the cheating. Well, you didn't stop having
sex with your husband after the last child, because I
think he finally hit you because you didn't say that
in these years to head lost the weight, that he

(10:05):
had stopped becoming to nerd, you never even said he
got bracest or fixed his skin. I think one day
after this last child, you looked at him and said,
I'm just not doing this stuff. I've just woke my
ass up today and I'm not doing him. No damn more.

(10:26):
Ain't got nothing to do with this last child or nothing. No, no,
this was just the last time, just the last time.
I'm pulling myself up, summoning the courage to do this
with his fat, ragging and mouth ass. I'm sitting up
in here with all these bumps and stuff on his skin.
I'm not gonna do this no more. And then talking

(10:46):
to me as a nerd all this comic con conversation.
We have old baby, you just Nutratron and me what,
I'm a con. He don't even know how to talk
dirty or bad ah, proton neutrigena. You know, I had

(11:08):
no reason to believe that he was. So we got
together and we talked to our pastor to fix our marriage. Okay,
so you didn't have no reason believe he was cheating anymore.
He became a model citizen after the affair. Fast forward
last November. I'm standing in the kitchen. My husband got
a text with Humpy with a happy humph Day message

(11:29):
and no one listen. I got the phone and text back,
but it's Sunday. The reply was stopped playing I can't
wait to see you. I text square and the reply
was the usual hump Day spot. I took his phone upstairs,
ask him, what's the hump Day spot? He grabbed my phone,
examined the message and said somebody must have texted him

(11:52):
by mistake. My man, boy, the only good thing he's
done in this damn for that, he changed his number,
deleted all his social media. NA. I hate Wednesdays because
I think he's using hump Day as a special code.
Is he still the cheatah? First of all, lady, hump

(12:13):
Day ain't no damn cold If a woman checks your
husband and say, you know it's hump Day. You really
think she told Marty Wednesday? All right, See it doesn't
sound and get finished with this letter that ain't no
damn special code. Well, you know, I was just you know,
we're going over this letter, this pot woman forty seven.
Wait wait, wait, so hold up, hold that thought. We'll

(12:35):
come back from part three of hump Day and Wednesday
or two different days right after this. You're listening Steve
Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, you know sometimes occasionally
you have so much to say, we can't get it
all in in two parts. So part three of today's
Strawberry letter, hump Day and Wednesday are different day. What. Well,

(12:57):
you know, the lady that was head messed around and
made choice because she was you know, shy, lonely person
that had no friends, were eager to have a boyfriend
and pick this dude right here over twenty five years ago.
But he was a big nerd. He was overweighted, he
had braceist and bad skin. You know, just damn any

(13:17):
good qualities. Why are we even talking into the first place?
So she sat, you know, yeah, he's smartest hell, and
he made her feel like a princess, which like poor,
I mean, how could he not? And then you know,
then she said after that, I've never been with another
man in my life. I know after that shocking has

(13:38):
experience because you obviously know your your picker is way off.
She said, I'm not been to pick another one because
obviously I don't know how to pick. Well, he went
on it, and he started cheating on it and had
an a fair because she stopped having sex with him
after the fourth child. She never said why she stopped
having sex with him, but I knew, and she just said,
there's enough for this here. I've looked at this his fat,

(14:01):
nerdy ass long enough, with this ragged ass mount from
all this bad ass skins, and we're just not doing
this no more. I kind of struggle for folk kids.
I'd later been had four kids. We're messing around do this.
I'm not having sex with you, no damn more. So,
for six years she didn't have sex with his ass
and was fine with it. Well, he went and got
him another girl on the side. Then it went to

(14:21):
counseling and got the marriage fix. And then she's sitting
up one day and he left his phone downstairs because
he's stupid and you know cheating, and when you cheating,
you can't leave your phone. His stupid had left his
phone downstairs on the Sunday and text came in said
happy hump Day, and she replied only said, but it's Sunday.
The reply will stop playing. I can't wait to see you,

(14:42):
and then I text whearing the reply was the usual
hump day spot. She took his phone upstairs. He denied
it changed everything all that and then all this is
to social media. Then she said, was he using hump
day as a special code day? Is not a special cold?
That's just you stupid? And he I got to hear somebody,
if you got a hump day, that's not a damn cold.

(15:04):
That's the day we hump That's what human. If you
want to have a you know, you gotta have something
like happy Eastern, you know, like you know he'll come
Peter Cotton tell you know, hopping down the bunnet trail
from hold the whole stuff like that. You got to
have stuff like that. You got to say something like this.
You know you ready for the lad supper. You know

(15:24):
these is cold words stuff you better for the last supper,
you know, I'm bad. You gotta, you gotta, you got
a little stuff you can gone, can't wait to Halloween.
You know she probably make his ass wear a mask too,
because he got that bad skin in the ragged head's mouth.
So she probably say Happy Halloween because you know she

(15:45):
even even the lady's having the fan making wearing a mask.
We'll be back with more what you should have did
after that fourth baby to be. You're listening
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