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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry letters to Steve RVFM
dot com. And you never know, you never know, your
letter could be the one we're reading today. It could
be you never know, you never know. All right, that
was a couple of you never know. Pauses used to.
(00:22):
I mean you just paulsy stopped. You never know. You
just do your problem, keep the same rhythm, Buckle up
and hold on type We got it for you. Here
it is Strawberry Letter James's good nephew. Subject She was
wearing my wig with my husband. Dear Stephen Shirley. My
husband and I have been married for six years and
we're an open minded couple, so we do anything to
(00:45):
make this union work. When our sex life got stale,
we decided to try a threesome. When the woman came
over to join us. It didn't go as planned. She
and I played around a few minutes before my husband
told me that he didn't want to do it, so
the lady left. It had me thinking my husband was
satisfied with me, and we resumed a normal sex life.
(01:05):
Around Christmas, my sister and her five year old daughter
came to stay with us after they had a small fire.
I stressed that it was a small fire, and I've
been ready for my sister and niece to move out
of my house since mid January. It's created tension between
my sister and I. My husband always took my sister's
side when we would get into it, and he told
(01:26):
me to show some grace, so that made me suspicious.
My niece and I have conversations all the time, and
it's usually gibberish. But a week ago, my niece told
me that her mommy took a nap with Uncle Teddy
on the couch. I asked my husband and he said
it's a child's active imagination. I tried coming home early
(01:47):
a few times to catch them, but I never did
see anything. Last Sunday was different. I wasn't feeling good,
so I left church early with a pounding headache, and
I never expected to walk into my house and see
what I saw. My sister was lounging around in my
short blonde wig, and my husband was in the kitchen
(02:07):
making mimosa's. My niece was still asleep. I asked my sister.
Why was she lying around my house in her pajamas
without a robe on? She said, I'm paranoid and she
can't live like this, so she will be out of
my house asap. Am I paranoid? Or is this my intuition?
Or is my intuition always right? Come on, come on,
(02:31):
come on. You know what's going on here. You know
what's happening. You see it. Your sisters sleeping with your husband.
All the clues and the answers are right there. Your
little niece even told you that they were napping on
the couch together. You said, your husband always takes your
sister's side when you guys get into it. Your husband's
got to be the stupidest man in the world. He's
(02:52):
got to be to do this in your house, under
your roof when you can, with the threat of you
coming in at anytime. I mean, what was he thinking. Well,
here's what I think. I think they deserve each other.
I think the good that came out of this is
that your sister is moving on asap. She said it,
and that's what you wanted. Anyway. As far as her
(03:14):
wearing your blond wig, it sounds like she wants to
be you she's already pushing up on your husband and
he's letting her. So I say, please help her pack
her bag so she can get out, and your husband
needs to get out too. Steve, Well, this is a
letter of to me. Sometimes you get what you ask
(03:34):
while it's real simple to me. The subject is she
was wearing my wig with my husband. Oh, I can
bet that ain't all she was wearing. Yeah, there's a
lot of ways to wear. Well, good to that later on,
m your husband and I have been The letter starts
(03:56):
off tragically, open up. Been married six years and we're
an open minded couple. Now as soon as I read
open minded couple, I put an aspect next to it,
because when you're an open minded couple, that means you
(04:18):
open to b s, you open to sugar, honey, iced teeth,
you open. See one thing I know about marriage, it
needs to be closed. It is a closed off contract
between two people, and whilst you get into anything else,
(04:42):
it ain't good. Now already there an open minded couple,
so we'd do anything to make this union work. So
when our sex life got stale, we decided to try
a threesul See now that open minded that I told
y'all ain't good. Here we go. So after our sex
(05:05):
life got stale and only took six years. Now y'all
was out of out of tricks. In six years you
got six. You threw it's over with y'all decided to
try three. When the woman came over the right hill?
When the what woman? Where y'all get it from? They
(05:29):
don't lying there in a catalog somewhere. How you just
go get the woman? What is it a club? When
that so when the woman just like, it's just like, well,
you know. When the woman came over to join us,
it didn't go as planned. She and I played around
a few minutes before my husband told me he didn't
want to do it. So the lady left. I can
(05:53):
shoot you. She wasn't fine that I could promise you
say that they agreed to a threesome. She came over.
Then he ain't want to. Oh okay, Oh. He looked
at her and knew he wasn't enough. You know, you
could tell, you know, he was watching the move she
(06:16):
was putting on you, and he said, oh, if it
did be too much for me, I don't want to.
So the lady left. It had me thinking that my
husband was satisfied with me and we resumed a normal
sex life round. Christens assistant. A five year old daughter
came to stay with us and after they had a
small five and I stressed a small files ready for
(06:38):
my sister Nieds to move out of my house since
me and January. We'll have part two of Steve's response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Strawberry letter subject is she was wearing my wig with
my husband. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Strawberry letter. The subject is she was wearing my wig
(07:01):
with my husband. This lady been married six years to
man and they have an open minded couple relationship. They
open minded, which means to them they'll do anything to
make this union work. Yeah, Mike's will quick calling her
man because they ain't want it in. When our sex
(07:22):
life got stay all after six years, we decided to
try three sous. I wonder who bought that conversation? How
that go? I can't I don't even know how going
here and start that. I ain't even That's why I
ain't even bought it up. Because they don't need it,
because I don't. I don't know how to fix my
mouth to say this hill because what the ramifications is
(07:43):
gonna be severe. So when the woman came over to
join us, just like that, just right out of know where.
I don't know whether the woman came from. I don't
know if it was through a prayer circle or y'all
was having to stay out. I just have stepped out
the wall at a sayance. I don't know where the
sums came from. I don't know who's you both just
said all they said. We decided to try stiff three.
(08:05):
When the woman came over to Georgia, what what what? What?
Ain't No? It didn't take no time to think though,
like she's selling Avon or something like she married Kate
now she married Kay? Yeah? What what? Well? Uh? It
didn't go as playing. She and I was fooling around
a few minutes before my husband told me he wants
(08:27):
to So the lady left and had me thinking my
husband satisfied with me. So we resumed our normal sex
life and Christmas and sister got put out the house
close for fire and they've been staying with him and
since January and it's to create some tension between her
and her sister. She want assist out her sister and
the little nieces over so, uh, when you all have tension.
(08:52):
Your husband always took my sister's side when we would
get into it, and he told me show some great
So that made me suspicious. Why would he want me
to show hustle thing. My niece and I have conversations
all the time and is usually gibberish. That depends on
(09:13):
how old a niece is. She's five, okay, But being
a week ago, my niece told me that her mommy
took a nap with Uncle Teddy on the count. Well,
all she saw was the Now, all she saw was
the ramifications of an activity that produced a naw with
(09:37):
Uncle Teddy. I asked my husband and he said, it's
the child's active imagination. Now, let me tell you something
about five year old kids. They don't imagine nothing like that.
My mom was in that land on Unent Teddy. She
saw that kids just say what they saw. Talking about
(10:00):
her imaginary friend. She talking about two actual people. My
mama was in that with Uncle Teddy, laying on him
taking a nap. Then your husband says, his actor the
child's active imagination. So then she said, I tried to
come home early a few times, but I never did
see anything. But then last Sunday was different. I wasn't
(10:24):
feeling so good. I left church early with a pounding headache.
I never expected to walk into my house and see
what I saw. Okay, here we go. Sunday afternoon. My
sister was lounging around in my short blonde weed and
my husband was in the kitchen making mimos My maid,
(10:47):
My maid. You know they have mimosas at brunt as
orange juice in Champagne said on me, he isn't like
Sunday more. Yeah, I want to be hi the letter.
(11:16):
I want to be free. You hear that sound girl?
Or I did that? I did that? Damn crazy man crazy.
My lease was still asleep. I asked my sister why
she was laying around my house in her pajama without
(11:37):
a robe on, and she said, I'm paranoia. She can't
live like this, so she would be out of my
house as safety and my paranoi or as my intuition
always like, well, if your intuition is always right, what
you write as for now, I normally taking man inside
on this, but you're not making him damn mimosas though
(11:59):
that ain't she ain't there with that blind wig going on.
You know, hey, we for the role play. Yeah, so
I don't even really know how to make them a most.
I just know it on using Champagne. I put it
together though I'm gonna coming there with some and so
(12:19):
you know they're off that on the plane all the time.
I don't never like. I don't like Champagne all you
So something got to be fit to pop off beastally
got that wig on and then Padma jam ain't got
no snaps on. Jam ain't number lasting for the city
(12:40):
drest most baby sleep and we locked him in now
because what what what uncle tell anything to do is
have a walk down and see them sleep on that
couchul of damn mother. So the baby don't locked she
locked in that room, all right, thank you, Steve. Yeah.
(13:03):
Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
Steve Harvey Fm and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
on demand now. Coming up next it is Junior and
Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show
All right, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
and more, please submit your Strawberry letters to Steve RVFM
dot com. And you never know, you never know, your
letter could be the one we're reading today. It could
be you never know, you never know. All right, that
was a couple of you never know. Pauses used to.
(00:22):
I mean you just paulsy stopped. You never know. You
just do your problem, keep the same rhythm, Buckle up
and hold on type We got it for you. Here
it is Strawberry Letter James's good nephew. Subject She was
wearing my wig with my husband. Dear Stephen Shirley. My
husband and I have been married for six years and
we're an open minded couple, so we do anything to
(00:45):
make this union work. When our sex life got stale,
we decided to try a threesome. When the woman came
over to join us. It didn't go as planned. She
and I played around a few minutes before my husband
told me that he didn't want to do it, so
the lady left. It had me thinking my husband was
satisfied with me, and we resumed a normal sex life.
(01:05):
Around Christmas, my sister and her five year old daughter
came to stay with us after they had a small fire.
I stressed that it was a small fire, and I've
been ready for my sister and niece to move out
of my house since mid January. It's created tension between
my sister and I. My husband always took my sister's
side when we would get into it, and he told
(01:26):
me to show some grace, so that made me suspicious.
My niece and I have conversations all the time, and
it's usually gibberish. But a week ago, my niece told
me that her mommy took a nap with Uncle Teddy
on the couch. I asked my husband and he said
it's a child's active imagination. I tried coming home early
(01:47):
a few times to catch them, but I never did
see anything. Last Sunday was different. I wasn't feeling good,
so I left church early with a pounding headache, and
I never expected to walk into my house and see
what I saw. My sister was lounging around in my
short blonde wig, and my husband was in the kitchen
(02:07):
making mimosa's. My niece was still asleep. I asked my sister.
Why was she lying around my house in her pajamas
without a robe on? She said, I'm paranoid and she
can't live like this, so she will be out of
my house asap. Am I paranoid? Or is this my intuition?
Or is my intuition always right? Come on, come on,
(02:31):
come on. You know what's going on here. You know
what's happening. You see it. Your sisters sleeping with your husband.
All the clues and the answers are right there. Your
little niece even told you that they were napping on
the couch together. You said, your husband always takes your
sister's side when you guys get into it. Your husband's
got to be the stupidest man in the world. He's
(02:52):
got to be to do this in your house, under
your roof when you can, with the threat of you
coming in at anytime. I mean, what was he thinking. Well,
here's what I think. I think they deserve each other.
I think the good that came out of this is
that your sister is moving on asap. She said it,
and that's what you wanted. Anyway. As far as her
(03:14):
wearing your blond wig, it sounds like she wants to
be you she's already pushing up on your husband and
he's letting her. So I say, please help her pack
her bag so she can get out, and your husband
needs to get out too. Steve, Well, this is a
letter of to me. Sometimes you get what you ask
(03:34):
while it's real simple to me. The subject is she
was wearing my wig with my husband. Oh, I can
bet that ain't all she was wearing. Yeah, there's a
lot of ways to wear. Well, good to that later on,
m your husband and I have been The letter starts
(03:56):
off tragically, open up. Been married six years and we're
an open minded couple. Now as soon as I read
open minded couple, I put an aspect next to it,
because when you're an open minded couple, that means you
(04:18):
open to b s, you open to sugar, honey, iced teeth,
you open. See one thing I know about marriage, it
needs to be closed. It is a closed off contract
between two people, and whilst you get into anything else,
(04:42):
it ain't good. Now already there an open minded couple,
so we'd do anything to make this union work. So
when our sex life got stale, we decided to try
a threesul See now that open minded that I told
y'all ain't good. Here we go. So after our sex
(05:05):
life got stale and only took six years. Now y'all
was out of out of tricks. In six years you
got six. You threw it's over with y'all decided to
try three. When the woman came over the right hill?
When the what woman? Where y'all get it from? They
(05:29):
don't lying there in a catalog somewhere. How you just
go get the woman? What is it a club? When
that so when the woman just like, it's just like, well,
you know. When the woman came over to join us,
it didn't go as planned. She and I played around
a few minutes before my husband told me he didn't
want to do it. So the lady left. I can
(05:53):
shoot you. She wasn't fine that I could promise you
say that they agreed to a threesome. She came over.
Then he ain't want to. Oh okay, Oh. He looked
at her and knew he wasn't enough. You know, you
could tell, you know, he was watching the move she
(06:16):
was putting on you, and he said, oh, if it
did be too much for me, I don't want to.
So the lady left. It had me thinking that my
husband was satisfied with me and we resumed a normal
sex life round. Christens assistant. A five year old daughter
came to stay with us and after they had a
small five and I stressed a small files ready for
(06:38):
my sister Nieds to move out of my house since
me and January. We'll have part two of Steve's response
coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Strawberry letter subject is she was wearing my wig with
my husband. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Strawberry letter. The subject is she was wearing my wig
(07:01):
with my husband. This lady been married six years to
man and they have an open minded couple relationship. They
open minded, which means to them they'll do anything to
make this union work. Yeah, Mike's will quick calling her
man because they ain't want it in. When our sex
(07:22):
life got stay all after six years, we decided to
try three sous. I wonder who bought that conversation? How
that go? I can't I don't even know how going
here and start that. I ain't even That's why I
ain't even bought it up. Because they don't need it,
because I don't. I don't know how to fix my
mouth to say this hill because what the ramifications is
(07:43):
gonna be severe. So when the woman came over to
join us, just like that, just right out of know where.
I don't know whether the woman came from. I don't
know if it was through a prayer circle or y'all
was having to stay out. I just have stepped out
the wall at a sayance. I don't know where the
sums came from. I don't know who's you both just
said all they said. We decided to try stiff three.
(08:05):
When the woman came over to Georgia, what what what? What?
Ain't No? It didn't take no time to think though,
like she's selling Avon or something like she married Kate
now she married Kay? Yeah? What what? Well? Uh? It
didn't go as playing. She and I was fooling around
a few minutes before my husband told me he wants
(08:27):
to So the lady left and had me thinking my
husband satisfied with me. So we resumed our normal sex
life and Christmas and sister got put out the house
close for fire and they've been staying with him and
since January and it's to create some tension between her
and her sister. She want assist out her sister and
the little nieces over so, uh, when you all have tension.
(08:52):
Your husband always took my sister's side when we would
get into it, and he told me show some great
So that made me suspicious. Why would he want me
to show hustle thing. My niece and I have conversations
all the time and is usually gibberish. That depends on
(09:13):
how old a niece is. She's five, okay, But being
a week ago, my niece told me that her mommy
took a nap with Uncle Teddy on the count. Well,
all she saw was the Now, all she saw was
the ramifications of an activity that produced a naw with
(09:37):
Uncle Teddy. I asked my husband and he said, it's
the child's active imagination. Now, let me tell you something
about five year old kids. They don't imagine nothing like that.
My mom was in that land on Unent Teddy. She
saw that kids just say what they saw. Talking about
(10:00):
her imaginary friend. She talking about two actual people. My
mama was in that with Uncle Teddy, laying on him
taking a nap. Then your husband says, his actor the
child's active imagination. So then she said, I tried to
come home early a few times, but I never did
see anything. But then last Sunday was different. I wasn't
(10:24):
feeling so good. I left church early with a pounding headache.
I never expected to walk into my house and see
what I saw. Okay, here we go. Sunday afternoon. My
sister was lounging around in my short blonde weed and
my husband was in the kitchen making mimos My maid,
(10:47):
My maid. You know they have mimosas at brunt as
orange juice in Champagne said on me, he isn't like
Sunday more. Yeah, I want to be hi the letter.
(11:16):
I want to be free. You hear that sound girl?
Or I did that? I did that? Damn crazy man crazy.
My lease was still asleep. I asked my sister why
she was laying around my house in her pajama without
(11:37):
a robe on, and she said, I'm paranoia. She can't
live like this, so she would be out of my
house as safety and my paranoi or as my intuition
always like, well, if your intuition is always right, what
you write as for now, I normally taking man inside
on this, but you're not making him damn mimosas though
(11:59):
that ain't she ain't there with that blind wig going on.
You know, hey, we for the role play. Yeah, so
I don't even really know how to make them a most.
I just know it on using Champagne. I put it
together though I'm gonna coming there with some and so
(12:19):
you know they're off that on the plane all the time.
I don't never like. I don't like Champagne all you
So something got to be fit to pop off beastally
got that wig on and then Padma jam ain't got
no snaps on. Jam ain't number lasting for the city
(12:40):
drest most baby sleep and we locked him in now
because what what what uncle tell anything to do is
have a walk down and see them sleep on that
couchul of damn mother. So the baby don't locked she
locked in that room, all right, thank you, Steve. Yeah.
(13:03):
Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
Steve Harvey Fm and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
on demand now. Coming up next it is Junior and
Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
Harvey Morning Show
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