Why Did She Change Her Wardrobe

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:22):
be yours. You never know. Buckle uppohold on tight. We
got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter. Thank
you nephew. Subject why did she change her wardrobe? Dear
Stephen Shirley. I've been married for twelve years and I
love my wife, but sometimes I cheat. I tell all
the women that I am married, and I make sure

(00:43):
they have something to lose too before we go all
the way. So, having said that, one of my son's
teachers had that look in her eye like she wanted
to get to know me better. My wife loves her.
So it was just my luck that my wife asked
her to keep our son on Tuesday and Thursday nights
so she could take a public speaking class or work.

(01:05):
This teacher lady is fine and she knows it. I
started going home early to relieve her, and I always
let her know I was interested. After a week or so,
she started flirting back, so I paid her extra money
for babysitting so she would know what was up. She
propositioned me first, and she said she was bored at

(01:26):
my house, so I needed to come home early to
check on her. So I went home to check on her.
We started playing around, but I am not ignorant enough
to have sex in my own house, so we planned
to meet up the next day at a hotel. That
was Tuesday, but then on Thursday, things went left. I
got home early and this chick was in my house

(01:48):
wearing a tight fitting dress with her breast and behind
poking out, and she smelled like expensive perfume. Her hair
was done and she had on makeup. I loved it,
but she was overdressed for her babysitting job. I told
her to hurry and leave before my wife got home,
but it was too late. My wife walked in and

(02:09):
the first thing she asked was why did she change
her wardrobe? She didn't have that on when I left.
I was standing there looking stupid with my boy at attention.
Miss teacher lady lied and said she had a date
to get to. Nothing happened at all. So how do
I convince my wife? Listen, you serial cheater. Okay, if

(02:31):
you think I'm gonna help you convince your wife, but
this one time, one time you didn't cheat, You're crazy.
You get no sympathy. No sympathy here. Maybe Steve will
help you. I don't know, but I'm not helping you
at all because this is what you do. This is
what you do, and this time you just got caught.

(02:53):
I just have to tell you. You know you're wrong.
You know you're wrong. You said she was fine, She
gave you the eye, and you let her know you
were interested. You even paid her extra for babysitting. You
were playing around with her in your house and made
plans to see her the very next day. Then you
went home early to check on her. You said you
weren't that ignorant to have sex with her at your

(03:15):
own home. But you are stupid. Though nothing in this
letter says you're smarter that you respect your wife in
your marriage, because you've already admitted you're a cheater. You
did that in the first couple of sentences, and you
act like it's no big deal. I'm not helping you
get out of this. This is just too dumb for me.
It's too dumb, Steve. Thank you, Shelly. I'll take it

(03:37):
from here in mind, respect your opinion. Now I think
you're spot on. Now let me get this, dumb ass man.
Some thoughts show stupid behind. Boy. You're so damned dumb.
You've been married for twelve years and I love my wife,
but sometimes I cheat. Right there, dog, you lost every

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woman listening to this. There's nothing we can say or
anything we can say to you that's gonna fix this.
You're stupid. I wouldn't even have wrote no letter and
said nothing like this. You what are you talking about?

(04:18):
This fault? You're dumb. You You don't think somebody gonna
read this letter to know somebody's wife at high to
teacher for tuoson a Thursday that Noah lady has taken
a speaking class. You don't see nobody doing one and
one is two man. You' dumb. I tell all the

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women I'm married, and I make sure they got something
to lose to what you don't care about the one
you've been to lose. You think they're gonna say, oh,
I got a lot to lose too, Let's lose it together.
That's what you think they're gonna say. So, having said
that one of my sons, teacher had that looking high
like she wanted to get to know me better. My

(04:59):
wife loves and so much. It was just my luck,
he would go, he luck it up. I liked this
part right when he said just my luck. I couldn't
believe it. Man that my wife asked her to keep
our son on Tuesday and Thursday night so she could
take a public speaking class for work. Teach a lady. Fine,
she know it. I started going home early to relieve

(05:22):
her and always let her know I was interested. Well
after week or so, she started flirting back. So I
paid extra money for babysitting so she would know what
was up. Oh, you bought it. She propositioned me first
and says she was bored, and my boy, boy, no,
no she didn't, No, she didn't. You started paying her

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extra money to let her know what was up. You
was propositioning her. Then you turned around and said she
propositioned me first. She says she was bored at my house. No,
that was that was to give you what you had paid.
Faull See says ain't none of y'all coming out and

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saying it y'all suddenly doing it. You start giving her
extra money for babysitting so she could let her know
what was up. Then she said, well, I'm bored at
the house. You need to come check on me. You
can start getting some of this money back in payment
forth immediately. That's what happened. Dog. Try to write in

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here like ain't nobody like somebody's stupid. Nah, we get
to the rest of the stupid letter when we come back. Yeah,
all right, Um, we'll have part two of Steve's response
coming up on today's Strawberry letter the subject why did
she change her wardrobe? We'll get back into it at

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twenty three minutes after right after this. You're listening, all right,
Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry lettering and finish
up with your response. Well, this man been married twelve
years and the subject is why she changed reward He
loves his wife, but he cheats somebody, Like I said

(07:13):
after he said that, Bro, you lost everybody in the letter.
H And you tell women all the time that you married,
and I make sure that they have something to lose too,
Like one like what and what woman do you get
to go along with this? To says, yeah, we can.
We got a family too, and we're losing it. Do

(07:36):
you understand how they don't make no sense and you're
trying to You're just telling us that in the letter
because you're not finding a whole lot of man women
that wan't to do this. You just not dog. You
ain't nobody that fortune. You putting it out there like
you try to make it so like you know, if

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you gonna like something lose, you make sure you a
women got something lose to you still And as a
teacher at the school is real fine. That's one of
your son's teachers and your wife loves her so much.
You said, with just your luck that your wife asked
her to keep your son on Tuesday and Thursday so
she could take a special speaking class. You said, hot dog,
that's just my luck. And I started going home earlier

(08:21):
to relieve her, but I always let her know I
was interested. Then about a week or so she started
flirting back, so I paid her extra money for babysitting
so she would know what was up. Then this food
says she propositioned me first, and says she boy Scott,
you made the proposition by paying the extra money to

(08:42):
baby sit. All y'all doing is y'all doing an active prostitution.
But what you're doing is you're not calling it prostitution.
You paid her extra money to baby sit wink wink,
just so she would know what was up. She being
tricking herself, got the message and said, I'm bored at

(09:04):
your house. You are to come home early and check
on me. What you think she wanted you to come
home and check, So now you take your stupid down
home to check with him. And y'all started playing around.
But then he say, I'm not so ignorant to have
sex in my own house. Okay, bro. So the playing

(09:30):
around y'all was doing slapping and kissing, depressing up on
each other, maybe some other things. But you didn't have
intercourse in your own house, is what you say. So
we're planning to meet up the next day at a hotel.
That was Tuesday, but then on Thursdays things went left.

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Now we are to the letter. Things went left. I
got home early and this chick was in my house
wearing a tight fitting dress with her breasting behind poking out.
She smelled like expensive perfume, her hair was done, and
she had makeup on. I loved it because she was
overdressed for her babysitting chip. So you don't get busted.

(10:20):
You told her to harry up and leave for your
wife got home, but it was too late. Your wife
walked in. The first thing she asked was why did
she change her wardrobe? She did not have that on
when I left. I'm standing there looking stupid with my
boy at attention. So miss teacher lady lied and said

(10:43):
she had a date to get to. Nothing happened at all,
So how do I convince my wife? Wait a minute, Hulda,
are you that stupid? So let me ask something. First
of all, you stupid for what you're trying to get
away with. But this last question, the girl had given

(11:03):
the explanation for the tight dress, makeup, breast booty out.
She says she had a date to get to. Nothing
happened at all, So how do I convince my wife?
What you gotta convince hub it's right there. But see,
you're so stupid. You then wrote a letter in and

(11:25):
you don't think that somebody out here gonna hear this
letter that note that there's a woman taking a special
speaking class. Where ain't that many of them? Who has
hired a school teacher that watches her son? That's fine,
ain't got a husband? You don't think none of that
gonna happen. And now you send upig going, how do

(11:46):
I convince my wife? Dog? The convincing is gonna have
to be after this letter. Al, you're gonna have to
convince her that you didn't write this letter because there's
another man somewhere with a son that's gotta teacher, and
who day wife was taking a special in speech class
at night, and Day was over that watching and he

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wouldn't come home early. And then he saw this lady
with all this outfit on, and then told her to
hear him leave for his wife came home, and his
wife came home just like your wife can't who you
see how stupid this is. I'm not fit to help you, God,
but you really that ain't even your problem. Your overall

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problem is us about a stupid so And I just
I can't help stupid people. I just can't you. I can't. Dog.
Your marriage is gonna be over shortly because you're gonna
get busted, you damn nick at busted matter you couldn't
even make it from Tuesday test. I bet you're disappointed.

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