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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, this is Annie and Samantha and welcome to stuff
I've never told you protection of I Heart Radio. And
today we have drum er All from Monday Many another
quiz episode because apparently we're terrible at taking quizzes. Um,
(00:30):
I should not surprise us at all, but it did. Um.
And also yeah, just to have something a little bit
more lighthearted. This was just a fun, easy thing that
we could do and we really hope that you're playing along. Um,
we should have posted these where you can find them
and sending us what your results were and whether you
agree or disagree, and if you agree or disagree with
(00:51):
our results that you think we should have gotten And
are you in our house? Yes, yes, because next quesz
we're gonna do is my choice, which is also if
you listen to the last one, and if you remain
and listen to the entirety other thing of the episode.
It was a Harry Potter quiz. We have discovered I
am Ron Weasley. I look just like him. Obviously, you
(01:16):
know you called me Ron all the time. It's weird,
But this time though, I wanted to know what hybrid.
Oh I'm nervous because peoplewarts houses. Are you we don't
learned the truth today, and I will say my answer.
I'll go ahead and let you know because it was
kind of shocking. Was a slither puff? Oh yeah, was
(01:37):
a mixture of slithern and huffle puff, which is the
opposite of what I thought. Okay, and are you ready?
I'm so nervous. Okay, I'm ready. Here you go. This
is a big test. So first of all, which house
are you actually in? You know the Horse Association? I
am okay? Which house? And don't pick your own? Do
(02:01):
you actually low key admire the most? I wish I
had the ambition of Slytherin. I wish I had the
wit of raven Claw. I wish I had the patience
of Hufflepuff, the wit of raven Claw. Okay, you're left
in the possession of the marauders map. What do you
(02:23):
do with it? Find the best professor, free routes to
sneak around the castle for good old fashioned sleothing. I'm
very nosy or you're very nosy. I would use it.
You would use it for genuine directions. I've got places
to be mate, That was my accent. You're welcome to
help your friends and fellow housemates get out of trouble,
(02:44):
or find out things about my enemies and use the
information as leverage, or use it for sticking up on
friends and scaring the out of them. It's definitely the
first one to find best professor for you to stick around. Okay.
I definitely was like, I'm as out of my friend.
Of course you are, of course I am. Where is
your favorite place at Hogwarts? The kitchens, the quidditch pitch,
(03:08):
the library, the Great Hall, the Astronomy Tower, my common room.
Mm hmmm, I think the library? Okay. How do you
study for the exams with great difficulty? Group study sessions?
I make up songs to try to remember important things,
color coded notes, flash cars on the Master of Revision.
(03:29):
Usually just tend to wing it on the day or
read read read seven color coded notes and flash cards.
That was my method. That was not my method, as
you can guess, I winged it. What most? What quality
do you most value? Determination, commitment, gratitude, compassion, confidence or honesty?
(03:53):
Compassion compassion? That was me too, alright? Someone and someone
has hex the core? Or are you used to get
to charms school or charms class? My bad, and that's
a different thing to charms class. What do you do?
Let skip the class altogether. Find another route on heex
it duh. Send your first year through and see what happens.
(04:14):
Try and work out how to get past it with
everyone else. Go straight to professor and tell them and
get them to sort it out. Find another route. What
is your favorite lesson at Hogwarts? Quit Its charms, potions, transfigurations,
defense of the Dark Arts and harbiology, Defense of the
Dark Arts, the Defense against the Dark Arts? Yes, but
(04:34):
I don't watch. What would you be? What would your
patronas be jaguar, panda, house cat, eagle wolf or dolphin
wolf wolf? I said that too, all right, let's see
he calculating, calculating, calculating. You are also a slither puff
(04:57):
trying to fix of Slytherin hubble plug. Believe it or not,
it is possible to reach the dizzy heights of your
ambitions by being a good person. You're somewhat of an introvert. Oh,
that's true. You prefer to be second in command rather
than the leader. You're easily persuaded, and it doesn't take
much for you to follow the path that your closest
friends have taken. Sometimes you're a little too loyal to
(05:21):
the wrong kinds of people. But you're always quick to
check yourself if you feel your true self disappearing. Nope,
Slytheran just keeps coming behind. I there's conspiracy here and
I will sort it out. Keep telling you. Alkay, So
y'all know, Okay, here is the Star Wars one. We
(05:43):
promised that. I chose it's gonna be very fun because
it uses all the movies and Savanta has not seen
them all, so they made me watch the first episode one.
It was in the background. We were a really big attention.
All right, are you ready and go? All right? This
is the house. Stuff works posed as well. There is
a multitude of Star Wars films. Which of these do
(06:05):
you like the most rogue one? The Force Awakens, the
Empire Strikes Back are a new hope? I think it's
the Empire Strikes Back? Yes, it's the best. All right.
If you get into a scrap at the cantina, who
do you want watching your back? Po dammeron which is
Oscar Isaac's character, General Grievous Chewbacca or Han Solo? I
(06:26):
can't say uh Obi one because I mean he's the
one that cut off the hand. Ah. You know what
I'll go with Chewbacca. Oh yeah, I think he pretty
me a good one. With so many movies and so
many characters, it's not possible that you like every single one.
Who is your least favorite character? Okay, so new gun
Ray is like the reptilian looking thing from episode one.
(06:50):
Watto is the flying blue guy from episode one. You
don't know, so skip Anakin Skywalker. Yeah, Anakin Skywalker. I'll
go with the Unfortunately, um, you need a droid to
help you through the Star Wars universe. Pick one K
two S O B B eight C prepo are gold dude?
Are two D two Golden gold Man? Golden Man was
(07:15):
obviously obviously he's the m v P. Yeah, I mean
every time not everyone speaks English and a galaxy far
far away? Who had the coolest sounding language? Are two
D two. Chewbacca. Chahwas our job of the hut, very
concerned faces being made? Why would job with a hut?
Are two D two? Who would say that what planet
(07:40):
seems like the best place to build a home Naboo
which is the planet from episode one, Corressant which is
the big city planet Alterran, which is lay his home
that got blown up. Our tattooed. Which is the desert
planet where lucas from. I'm gonna go with Corressant. I
can't remember exactly what it is, but it seems better
the city planet. Okay, there are some tough women in
(08:01):
Star Wars. Who's your favorite jin urso Ray, Princess Leah,
Princess Amidala, Princes Leah? Of course, of course, of course,
of course. Who is your favorite non human non joid
in the universe? Admiral Akbar guy who yells it's a trap?
Uh Mont Kylamari, Darth Maul, Chew Bacca or Yoda Chew Bacca.
(08:22):
The Jedi have some real ups and downs in the
history of Star Wars. Who was the best of the bunch?
Mace Wind You, Yoda Obi One? Or Luke Skywalker? Who
goes Luke sc Walker? Yeah? Let it just doing that
makes sense. On the opposite end of the spectrum from
jedis Ai, pick your favorite user of the Dark Side
(08:42):
of the Force? Emperor Palpatine, Kylo Wren, Darth Maul or
Darth Vader. Would I say Darth Vader? All right? Um,
I'm gonna say Emperor Palpatine. I mean, as bad as
he is, He's bad He's up there. You want a lightsaber?
Pick your color purple red, blue, organ purple purple like
mace Winder. There are some big beefie monsters in Star Wars.
(09:06):
Which one was the coolest? Sanda Aqua monster space look
sarlock o Ran Corps. So the star the space log
is the one that flew out of in the Millennium Falcon? Yeah, sure,
all right? Oh it's Holly's favorite character. Did Grito shoot first?
Who's Grito? No? Yes and no? Yes, yes and no
(09:28):
no good. There's no doubt that the Millennium Falcon is
the most fantastic ship in Star Wars. What's the second
best Thai fighter? Which is the bad Ones Star destroy
which is the really big bad Ones Slave one? Which
is Boba Fette ship? Or an X wing which is
what Luke flies in? Oh? Is that the baby baby Flyer,
baby thing baby playing? I want that one? Okay? You
(09:49):
mean the baby one? Okay? Which trilogy is the most
fun to rewatch? I like the non trilogy films, the
second trilogy, the original or the third trilogy? Well, to
be fair, I've only watched the original, so I'll go
with that. It's also correct, which star Wars death was
the most tragic admiral act bar Darth Vader Honk Solo. Oh,
spoilers are over one. Well, I'm gonna go with Han
(10:10):
Solo because I haven't even seen it yet, Gina, whoops. Uh.
There are a whole lot of force powers you could
use if you're skilled enough. What's the best one for solusion?
Force lightning? The Jedi mind trick are telekinesis mine trick?
Of course? The Jedi mind trick, all things being equal,
Who's the best actor from the Star Wars movies? Are
(10:31):
Wal McGregor, the Anissan, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford Fisher? Damn right?
Have you read any Star Wars books? Got it? Nope?
If you were down for a little Star Wars costlate,
who would you go as? Darth of All Kyla Wrin?
Captain FAsMA are Darth Vader Captain Pasma. So she's Gwendoline
(10:52):
Christie from Game of Thrones. Um, she's in the new
trilogy and she's like a big mean stormtrooper lady. Okay,
uh yeah her? Yeah? All right? Which characters do you
think was the most blatant attempt to get kids of
eye toys? Are two D two jar Jar big Ciyota
are Ewalks. I mean that's a toss up, but yeah,
(11:12):
jar Jar Banks of the League. Nope, got it? Have
you ever sit in line? She is not? Next to
Star Wars? What's the best franchise that involves Aliens? Aliens, Predator,
Men in Black are Star Trek. I'll go with Aliens. Yeah,
the other one you introduced me to in the comic books.
(11:33):
The Star Wars universe has had some brushes with other universes.
Which crossover sounds the coolest? Star Wars, Transformers, Star Wars
Soul Caliber, Star Wars Star Trek, and Han Solo Indiana Jones?
All that one sound, Indiana Jones? Okay, all right, it
can't all be winners. What's your least favorite movie? The
Phantom Menace solo A Star Wars story, Return of the
jed a Are The Force Awakens the Star Wars Story. Okay,
(11:57):
you haven't seen that one, but all right, no, uh,
which scene do you think is the greatest scene in
the entire franchise? Luke Skywalker's death Kyler wrin kills on Solo,
The destruction of the Darth Vader are Luke discovers Vader
is his father? The destruction of the Death Star was
just spoilers. Damn. You know who deserves their own spinoff?
(12:18):
Maybe Porkins, Darth Ball, Boba Fett or Yoda Parkins. Perkins
is exactly who that was up there with the most
recognizable characters. To me, I'm like, oh, I know who
that is. Parkins was until like this year. Um, if
you want someone trackdown, you need to hire a bounty hunter.
Which one of these do you trust? I eight eight
(12:38):
Jane go Fette, cad banea Fett, Probably because it seems
like the only one. I know. What side of the
force are you using? I don't need the force? Dark
Gray are like gray? Yeah, okay, I don't know what
that means. But yeah, not everyone. Not everything is fun
(12:58):
in games and Star Wars. Who's the creeps character? General griefs?
Which is that picture Smoke Darth Mall or the Emperor
Darth Mall? Oh? Interesting? Who did you can? Yes, you
have the heart of Princess Leah. There's no doubt about it.
At first, people may think you're the sort of person
who doesn't have a lot of power, but that's because
(13:20):
they don't know you and what you can do. You're
organized determined and you don't let anyone walk all over
you no matter what the situation. That's awesome. Boom, grats,
congrats and grass, that's so cool. I got Luke Skywalker. Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. Yes,
now you have a fun one I'm excited about. Yeah,
you're ready because I was like, this is gonna be fun.
(13:41):
I want to know, would you survive a horror movie
or not? No? I would not the way I did not. Okay,
I tripped over air and died. Just so you know,
you're home alone and you hear a noise in the
next room to you. What do you do? Lock the
door and called the cops. Go investigate. It's probably just
the cat, right or run to the front door, go investigate.
(14:06):
I know the truth. You're definitely gonna die. Okay, someone
is chasing you. What do you do? Trip over my
own feet and try to crawl away? Run away and
don't look back. Make sure all my friends get away too.
I'd like to say make sure all my friends get
away too, but I feel like it's runaway and don't
look back. I think I'm pretty sure that's what I
put to Your friend is injured? What do you do
(14:28):
Drag them away slowly, leave them there and try to
bring back help, or stay there and comfort them, leave
them there and try to bring back help. It's not
like a terrible friend. Good to know. I trip you
a strong a strange nomber of calls? What do you do?
Answer the phone? Asked the person to identify who they are,
(14:48):
hang up and call the cops. I would not answer
the phone. But of these choices, right, God, I guess
I'll answer the phone. It's the opposite of what I
actually would do. But okay, okay. Finally, you're in the
woods and you suddenly hear crunching noises nearby. What do
you do? Start running? Nothing, It's probably just a squirrel
(15:09):
or something. Right, walk towards the crunching noise. Nothing, it's
probably just a skirl or something. Here we go. You survive?
How rude you thought, quick on your feet and outsmarted
the villain. That does not make sense. No, it doesn't
really think I should have survived. I think you probably
should have. Yeah, well, Kared, according to this one, survived.
(15:33):
Dang because you're the white girl always, I'm the final girl.
I'm the final girl. You're the final girl. Yeah, all right,
well that surprises me too, But okay, we have one
more and we're going to close out with a feminist quiz.
Because we started with a feminist quiz, gonna end with one,
and this is a BuzzFeed quiz. Which feminist cartoon character
(15:56):
are you? And because this one has a lot of pictures,
Samantha's gonna take it with me like she's going to
have it alongside. All Right, you're ready. Which quality do
you most desire? Positivity, honor, truth, humor, knowledge, ambition, loyalty,
chrisma are beauty, honor? Oh, choose a nineties items of
(16:19):
clothing tattoo, choker, jelly sandals, mom jeans, flat bracelet, Fannie pack,
butterfly clips, bucket hat, Doc Martin's are crushed a velvet.
All right, I rocked those butterfly clips, Actually didn't. Oh wow,
(16:40):
Which city do you see yourself living? In? London? New
York City, Mumbai, Venice, after Sydney, Tokyo, Paris or Helsinki? London, London? Okay,
choose a fabric. There's a rabe, a tool one, a
cable one, a plaid one, a striped one, a gold one,
another striped one, some kind of I think one of
(17:02):
them is Gingham. Okay, but that's not the choice. That's
not my choice. I like the cream one at the bottom. Okay,
all the listeners, it looks like it looks like the
sweater that Chris Evans wears and knives soft. Yeah, it does.
That's what I like. What do you do for a
living service? Health and science, tech, legal services, arts and media, education,
(17:22):
business and finance, management or other? I guess arts and media, right,
that's right. Choose a cute puppies imagineer looking at pictures
of cute puppies, some of them, some are smooshi all
of them. Oh my god. I'm gonna go with the
second one at the top, the black and white one,
(17:44):
because I really want to smush his face. That's the one.
I went with. Two. Which empowering celebrity do you admire
the most? Beyonce, Mindy Kaling, Oprah, Yellow Davis, Jane Fonda,
Amanla Simberg, Alicia Keys, Christie Teakan, or share. I'm gonna
go with the Yola Davis. M what color best represents
your personality? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white, brown, black.
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I'm gonna go with black. Really, thank him? All right,
and finally, what gives you the biggest sense of accomplishment?
Good health, lots of money, true love, great friends, pursuit
of knowledge, having fun, satisfying work of finding peace finding
peace finding peace. Okay, you've got Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power. Yes,
(18:34):
you're Reggie, a complete badass. That showed us all that
you don't have to be a man to be a
badass athlete. Your proof that you can follow your own
instincts and interest to lead you to greatness. You have
style to Oh, I love that show. And I had
a weird cartoon crush on Lars Otto other guy. Anyway, Okay,
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what this show is.
I've never seen it. Well, she's that's a good one.
(18:54):
That's a solid one's badass, So I'm already into that.
I got Darius so pretty happy. And now that's the
show I watched that you didn't watch, right, No, I
haven't seen that one. You haven't seen Rocket Power, but
I can Asians. Well, I loved Area from what I
know of her, so I'm into it. I love it.
(19:17):
Like one of the beginning scenes is when she's trying
to play volleyball and she just sticks her hand out
the very after the bald passes, and that's all she does.
Is fantastic, exactly how I played volleyball. I will have
to check it out some time, and now is the
perfect time to do it. Do it so they are
probably good. Oh yeah, I've gotten it recommended to me
(19:38):
several several times. UM, so we hope that you enjoyed
the sort of silly goofy thing that we did here. Um,
please right in and tell us what your results were
if you disagree or agree, and we've got some some
contention between us about our hybrid houses and who should
have survived, And you can send all of the to
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Hey, this is Annie and Samantha and welcome to stuff
I've never told you protection of I Heart Radio. And
today we have drum er All from Monday Many another
quiz episode because apparently we're terrible at taking quizzes. Um,
(00:30):
I should not surprise us at all, but it did. Um.
And also yeah, just to have something a little bit
more lighthearted. This was just a fun, easy thing that
we could do and we really hope that you're playing along. Um,
we should have posted these where you can find them
and sending us what your results were and whether you
agree or disagree, and if you agree or disagree with
(00:51):
our results that you think we should have gotten And
are you in our house? Yes, yes, because next quesz
we're gonna do is my choice, which is also if
you listen to the last one, and if you remain
and listen to the entirety other thing of the episode.
It was a Harry Potter quiz. We have discovered I
am Ron Weasley. I look just like him. Obviously, you
(01:16):
know you called me Ron all the time. It's weird,
But this time though, I wanted to know what hybrid.
Oh I'm nervous because peoplewarts houses. Are you we don't
learned the truth today, and I will say my answer.
I'll go ahead and let you know because it was
kind of shocking. Was a slither puff? Oh yeah, was
(01:37):
a mixture of slithern and huffle puff, which is the
opposite of what I thought. Okay, and are you ready?
I'm so nervous. Okay, I'm ready. Here you go. This
is a big test. So first of all, which house
are you actually in? You know the Horse Association? I
am okay? Which house? And don't pick your own? Do
(02:01):
you actually low key admire the most? I wish I
had the ambition of Slytherin. I wish I had the
wit of raven Claw. I wish I had the patience
of Hufflepuff, the wit of raven Claw. Okay, you're left
in the possession of the marauders map. What do you
(02:23):
do with it? Find the best professor, free routes to
sneak around the castle for good old fashioned sleothing. I'm
very nosy or you're very nosy. I would use it.
You would use it for genuine directions. I've got places
to be mate, That was my accent. You're welcome to
help your friends and fellow housemates get out of trouble,
(02:44):
or find out things about my enemies and use the
information as leverage, or use it for sticking up on
friends and scaring the out of them. It's definitely the
first one to find best professor for you to stick around. Okay.
I definitely was like, I'm as out of my friend.
Of course you are, of course I am. Where is
your favorite place at Hogwarts? The kitchens, the quidditch pitch,
(03:08):
the library, the Great Hall, the Astronomy Tower, my common room.
Mm hmmm, I think the library? Okay. How do you
study for the exams with great difficulty? Group study sessions?
I make up songs to try to remember important things,
color coded notes, flash cars on the Master of Revision.
(03:29):
Usually just tend to wing it on the day or
read read read seven color coded notes and flash cards.
That was my method. That was not my method, as
you can guess, I winged it. What most? What quality
do you most value? Determination, commitment, gratitude, compassion, confidence or honesty?
(03:53):
Compassion compassion? That was me too, alright? Someone and someone
has hex the core? Or are you used to get
to charms school or charms class? My bad, and that's
a different thing to charms class. What do you do?
Let skip the class altogether. Find another route on heex
it duh. Send your first year through and see what happens.
(04:14):
Try and work out how to get past it with
everyone else. Go straight to professor and tell them and
get them to sort it out. Find another route. What
is your favorite lesson at Hogwarts? Quit Its charms, potions, transfigurations,
defense of the Dark Arts and harbiology, Defense of the
Dark Arts, the Defense against the Dark Arts? Yes, but
(04:34):
I don't watch. What would you be? What would your
patronas be jaguar, panda, house cat, eagle wolf or dolphin
wolf wolf? I said that too, all right, let's see
he calculating, calculating, calculating. You are also a slither puff
(04:57):
trying to fix of Slytherin hubble plug. Believe it or not,
it is possible to reach the dizzy heights of your
ambitions by being a good person. You're somewhat of an introvert. Oh,
that's true. You prefer to be second in command rather
than the leader. You're easily persuaded, and it doesn't take
much for you to follow the path that your closest
friends have taken. Sometimes you're a little too loyal to
(05:21):
the wrong kinds of people. But you're always quick to
check yourself if you feel your true self disappearing. Nope,
Slytheran just keeps coming behind. I there's conspiracy here and
I will sort it out. Keep telling you. Alkay, So
y'all know, Okay, here is the Star Wars one. We
(05:43):
promised that. I chose it's gonna be very fun because
it uses all the movies and Savanta has not seen
them all, so they made me watch the first episode one.
It was in the background. We were a really big attention.
All right, are you ready and go? All right? This
is the house. Stuff works posed as well. There is
a multitude of Star Wars films. Which of these do
(06:05):
you like the most rogue one? The Force Awakens, the
Empire Strikes Back are a new hope? I think it's
the Empire Strikes Back? Yes, it's the best. All right.
If you get into a scrap at the cantina, who
do you want watching your back? Po dammeron which is
Oscar Isaac's character, General Grievous Chewbacca or Han Solo? I
(06:26):
can't say uh Obi one because I mean he's the
one that cut off the hand. Ah. You know what
I'll go with Chewbacca. Oh yeah, I think he pretty
me a good one. With so many movies and so
many characters, it's not possible that you like every single one.
Who is your least favorite character? Okay, so new gun
Ray is like the reptilian looking thing from episode one.
(06:50):
Watto is the flying blue guy from episode one. You
don't know, so skip Anakin Skywalker. Yeah, Anakin Skywalker. I'll
go with the Unfortunately, um, you need a droid to
help you through the Star Wars universe. Pick one K
two S O B B eight C prepo are gold dude?
Are two D two Golden gold Man? Golden Man was
(07:15):
obviously obviously he's the m v P. Yeah, I mean
every time not everyone speaks English and a galaxy far
far away? Who had the coolest sounding language? Are two
D two. Chewbacca. Chahwas our job of the hut, very
concerned faces being made? Why would job with a hut?
Are two D two? Who would say that what planet
(07:40):
seems like the best place to build a home Naboo
which is the planet from episode one, Corressant which is
the big city planet Alterran, which is lay his home
that got blown up. Our tattooed. Which is the desert
planet where lucas from. I'm gonna go with Corressant. I
can't remember exactly what it is, but it seems better
the city planet. Okay, there are some tough women in
(08:01):
Star Wars. Who's your favorite jin urso Ray, Princess Leah,
Princess Amidala, Princes Leah? Of course, of course, of course,
of course. Who is your favorite non human non joid
in the universe? Admiral Akbar guy who yells it's a trap?
Uh Mont Kylamari, Darth Maul, Chew Bacca or Yoda Chew Bacca.
(08:22):
The Jedi have some real ups and downs in the
history of Star Wars. Who was the best of the bunch?
Mace Wind You, Yoda Obi One? Or Luke Skywalker? Who
goes Luke sc Walker? Yeah? Let it just doing that
makes sense. On the opposite end of the spectrum from
jedis Ai, pick your favorite user of the Dark Side
(08:42):
of the Force? Emperor Palpatine, Kylo Wren, Darth Maul or
Darth Vader. Would I say Darth Vader? All right? Um,
I'm gonna say Emperor Palpatine. I mean, as bad as
he is, He's bad He's up there. You want a lightsaber?
Pick your color purple red, blue, organ purple purple like
mace Winder. There are some big beefie monsters in Star Wars.
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Which one was the coolest? Sanda Aqua monster space look
sarlock o Ran Corps. So the star the space log
is the one that flew out of in the Millennium Falcon? Yeah, sure,
all right? Oh it's Holly's favorite character. Did Grito shoot first?
Who's Grito? No? Yes and no? Yes, yes and no
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no good. There's no doubt that the Millennium Falcon is
the most fantastic ship in Star Wars. What's the second
best Thai fighter? Which is the bad Ones Star destroy
which is the really big bad Ones Slave one? Which
is Boba Fette ship? Or an X wing which is
what Luke flies in? Oh? Is that the baby baby Flyer,
baby thing baby playing? I want that one? Okay? You
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mean the baby one? Okay? Which trilogy is the most
fun to rewatch? I like the non trilogy films, the
second trilogy, the original or the third trilogy? Well, to
be fair, I've only watched the original, so I'll go
with that. It's also correct, which star Wars death was
the most tragic admiral act bar Darth Vader Honk Solo. Oh,
spoilers are over one. Well, I'm gonna go with Han
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Solo because I haven't even seen it yet, Gina, whoops. Uh.
There are a whole lot of force powers you could
use if you're skilled enough. What's the best one for solusion?
Force lightning? The Jedi mind trick are telekinesis mine trick?
Of course? The Jedi mind trick, all things being equal,
Who's the best actor from the Star Wars movies? Are
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Wal McGregor, the Anissan, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford Fisher? Damn right?
Have you read any Star Wars books? Got it? Nope?
If you were down for a little Star Wars costlate,
who would you go as? Darth of All Kyla Wrin?
Captain FAsMA are Darth Vader Captain Pasma. So she's Gwendoline
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Christie from Game of Thrones. Um, she's in the new
trilogy and she's like a big mean stormtrooper lady. Okay,
uh yeah her? Yeah? All right? Which characters do you
think was the most blatant attempt to get kids of
eye toys? Are two D two jar Jar big Ciyota
are Ewalks. I mean that's a toss up, but yeah,
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jar Jar Banks of the League. Nope, got it? Have
you ever sit in line? She is not? Next to
Star Wars? What's the best franchise that involves Aliens? Aliens, Predator,
Men in Black are Star Trek. I'll go with Aliens. Yeah,
the other one you introduced me to in the comic books.
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The Star Wars universe has had some brushes with other universes.
Which crossover sounds the coolest? Star Wars, Transformers, Star Wars
Soul Caliber, Star Wars Star Trek, and Han Solo Indiana Jones?
All that one sound, Indiana Jones? Okay, all right, it
can't all be winners. What's your least favorite movie? The
Phantom Menace solo A Star Wars story, Return of the
jed a Are The Force Awakens the Star Wars Story. Okay,
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you haven't seen that one, but all right, no, uh,
which scene do you think is the greatest scene in
the entire franchise? Luke Skywalker's death Kyler wrin kills on Solo,
The destruction of the Darth Vader are Luke discovers Vader
is his father? The destruction of the Death Star was
just spoilers. Damn. You know who deserves their own spinoff?
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Maybe Porkins, Darth Ball, Boba Fett or Yoda Parkins. Perkins
is exactly who that was up there with the most
recognizable characters. To me, I'm like, oh, I know who
that is. Parkins was until like this year. Um, if
you want someone trackdown, you need to hire a bounty hunter.
Which one of these do you trust? I eight eight
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Jane go Fette, cad banea Fett, Probably because it seems
like the only one. I know. What side of the
force are you using? I don't need the force? Dark
Gray are like gray? Yeah, okay, I don't know what
that means. But yeah, not everyone. Not everything is fun
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in games and Star Wars. Who's the creeps character? General griefs?
Which is that picture Smoke Darth Mall or the Emperor
Darth Mall? Oh? Interesting? Who did you can? Yes, you
have the heart of Princess Leah. There's no doubt about it.
At first, people may think you're the sort of person
who doesn't have a lot of power, but that's because
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they don't know you and what you can do. You're
organized determined and you don't let anyone walk all over
you no matter what the situation. That's awesome. Boom, grats,
congrats and grass, that's so cool. I got Luke Skywalker. Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. Yes,
now you have a fun one I'm excited about. Yeah,
you're ready because I was like, this is gonna be fun.
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I want to know, would you survive a horror movie
or not? No? I would not the way I did not. Okay,
I tripped over air and died. Just so you know,
you're home alone and you hear a noise in the
next room to you. What do you do? Lock the
door and called the cops. Go investigate. It's probably just
the cat, right or run to the front door, go investigate.
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I know the truth. You're definitely gonna die. Okay, someone
is chasing you. What do you do? Trip over my
own feet and try to crawl away? Run away and
don't look back. Make sure all my friends get away too.
I'd like to say make sure all my friends get
away too, but I feel like it's runaway and don't
look back. I think I'm pretty sure that's what I
put to Your friend is injured? What do you do
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Drag them away slowly, leave them there and try to
bring back help, or stay there and comfort them, leave
them there and try to bring back help. It's not
like a terrible friend. Good to know. I trip you
a strong a strange nomber of calls? What do you do?
Answer the phone? Asked the person to identify who they are,
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hang up and call the cops. I would not answer
the phone. But of these choices, right, God, I guess
I'll answer the phone. It's the opposite of what I
actually would do. But okay, okay. Finally, you're in the
woods and you suddenly hear crunching noises nearby. What do
you do? Start running? Nothing, It's probably just a squirrel
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or something. Right, walk towards the crunching noise. Nothing, it's
probably just a skirl or something. Here we go. You survive?
How rude you thought, quick on your feet and outsmarted
the villain. That does not make sense. No, it doesn't
really think I should have survived. I think you probably
should have. Yeah, well, Kared, according to this one, survived.
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Dang because you're the white girl always, I'm the final girl.
I'm the final girl. You're the final girl. Yeah, all right,
well that surprises me too, But okay, we have one
more and we're going to close out with a feminist quiz.
Because we started with a feminist quiz, gonna end with one,
and this is a BuzzFeed quiz. Which feminist cartoon character
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are you? And because this one has a lot of pictures,
Samantha's gonna take it with me like she's going to
have it alongside. All Right, you're ready. Which quality do
you most desire? Positivity, honor, truth, humor, knowledge, ambition, loyalty,
chrisma are beauty, honor? Oh, choose a nineties items of
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clothing tattoo, choker, jelly sandals, mom jeans, flat bracelet, Fannie pack,
butterfly clips, bucket hat, Doc Martin's are crushed a velvet.
All right, I rocked those butterfly clips, Actually didn't. Oh wow,
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Which city do you see yourself living? In? London? New
York City, Mumbai, Venice, after Sydney, Tokyo, Paris or Helsinki? London, London? Okay,
choose a fabric. There's a rabe, a tool one, a
cable one, a plaid one, a striped one, a gold one,
another striped one, some kind of I think one of
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them is Gingham. Okay, but that's not the choice. That's
not my choice. I like the cream one at the bottom. Okay,
all the listeners, it looks like it looks like the
sweater that Chris Evans wears and knives soft. Yeah, it does.
That's what I like. What do you do for a
living service? Health and science, tech, legal services, arts and media, education,
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business and finance, management or other? I guess arts and media, right,
that's right. Choose a cute puppies imagineer looking at pictures
of cute puppies, some of them, some are smooshi all
of them. Oh my god. I'm gonna go with the
second one at the top, the black and white one,
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because I really want to smush his face. That's the one.
I went with. Two. Which empowering celebrity do you admire
the most? Beyonce, Mindy Kaling, Oprah, Yellow Davis, Jane Fonda,
Amanla Simberg, Alicia Keys, Christie Teakan, or share. I'm gonna
go with the Yola Davis. M what color best represents
your personality? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white, brown, black.
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I'm gonna go with black. Really, thank him? All right,
and finally, what gives you the biggest sense of accomplishment?
Good health, lots of money, true love, great friends, pursuit
of knowledge, having fun, satisfying work of finding peace finding
peace finding peace. Okay, you've got Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power. Yes,
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you're Reggie, a complete badass. That showed us all that
you don't have to be a man to be a
badass athlete. Your proof that you can follow your own
instincts and interest to lead you to greatness. You have
style to Oh, I love that show. And I had
a weird cartoon crush on Lars Otto other guy. Anyway, Okay,
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what this show is.
I've never seen it. Well, she's that's a good one.
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That's a solid one's badass, So I'm already into that.
I got Darius so pretty happy. And now that's the
show I watched that you didn't watch, right, No, I
haven't seen that one. You haven't seen Rocket Power, but
I can Asians. Well, I loved Area from what I
know of her, so I'm into it. I love it.
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Like one of the beginning scenes is when she's trying
to play volleyball and she just sticks her hand out
the very after the bald passes, and that's all she does.
Is fantastic, exactly how I played volleyball. I will have
to check it out some time, and now is the
perfect time to do it. Do it so they are
probably good. Oh yeah, I've gotten it recommended to me
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several several times. UM, so we hope that you enjoyed
the sort of silly goofy thing that we did here. Um,
please right in and tell us what your results were
if you disagree or agree, and we've got some some
contention between us about our hybrid houses and who should
have survived, And you can send all of the to
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