DONKEY: Inmates Busted At IHOP After Tunneling Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush

Inmates Busted At IHOP After Tunneling Out Of Jail With A Toothbrush

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a Democrat,
so being Dunky of the day a little bit of
a mickel so like any other day the club bitches.
Now I've been called a lot of my twenty three
years that Donkey of the day is a new wife. Yes,
Donkey of to Day for Thursday in March twenty third

(00:25):
goes to thirty seven year old John Garza and forty
three year old Arlie Nemo of Virginia. Suit everybody in
Virginia and now. These two convicts have been in custody
in Newport News for months, facing a bunch of charges, including,
but not limited to, contempt of court, probation violations, failure
to appear, credit card fraud, forgery, possession of burglary tools,

(00:50):
grand larceny. I mean, they just both career criminals. I
should I say they made they made being criminal their career, Okay,
because life is about choices, and they chose a life
for time. It is what it is, and I must
admit they seem to be pretty good at it. Okay.
Never mind the fact that they're in jail. Okay, everyone
gets caught at some point in time. That's just the
way it is. But what kind of run do you

(01:12):
have when you're out? All right? Garza in nemo in
regards the crime, especially like petty crime, it seems like
they're up there with Jordan and Pipping Baby. I mean,
I'm talking about Lebron, James and d Wade like they
are the splash brothers of criminology. And their latest crime,
their latest crime takes the cake. Oh should I say pancake?

(01:35):
What are you talking about, Uncle Charlotte. I know they've
never been specific about what kind of cake people be taken,
but I'm pretty sure it's a cake from a bakery,
not a pancake. Never mind all that. Okay, you want
to know what I'm talking about, Let's go to w
TKR CPS News three for the report police and what
they seem like a movie plot. The Newport News Sheriff's
Office says too and made tunnel this hole in a
cell wall to escape from the Newport News jail anx

(01:57):
Monday evening. The Sheriff's office is Arlie Ne and John
Garza were able to exploit a construction design weakness in
the building and used a toothbrush and metal object to
make the hole. Once outside, they scaled a security wall
and got out. The jail annex is a minimum security facility,
and the two were discovered to be missing during a
routine headcount, but it was a tip from the public

(02:17):
that led police to the eye hoop on Mercury Boulevard
and Hampton Or the two were apparently eating at about
three am this morning. Hampden Police say the two were
taken into custody without incident. Garza had been in custody
since December on several charges, including crobation violations. Nemo had
been in custody since last October on charges including credit
card fraud. Ladies and gentlemen, These men are career criminals.

(02:42):
This is a crime, Okay, But I don't know if
that news report said it or not, because I wasn't
paying all the way that much attention. But these guys
escaped jail with a toothbrush. A toothbrush, and guess what
they went after they out of prison envy I heard,

(03:03):
Oh they said it, Yeah they did. Oh. I blinked out.
Something's wrong my brain lay. But yes, I want to
say that even though these men a career criminals and
this is a crime, you have to admit escaping jail
with a toothfrush just to go get some eye hoop legendary.
Drop on a clues bomb for those legends. I mean,
come on, man, you went from them, You went from

(03:23):
the International House of Prison to the International House of pancakes. Okay,
you gotta let a legend be a legend. Baby, I
can both acknowledge that this is Donkey of the day
worthy and legendary at the same time. These men exploited
a construction design weakness with primitive made tools made from
a toothbrush and a metal object. Put a hole in
the wall, scaled, went through the wall, then scaled over

(03:45):
another security wall just to get some of those world
famous buttermilk pancakes. Man, drop one a clues bomb for them, man,
I hope they had a full stack. Okay, eleven twenty
nine before attack, six hundred and ninety calories. All right,
I'm gonna be honest with you. They deserve it all
big steak for those two allright, sixteen thirty nine before
attacks one thousand and forty calories. Give it to them,
all right, center stack pancakes twelve fifty nine before attacks

(04:08):
eight hundred and seventy calories. Give it to them now. Do.
I think it's extremely stupid that they escape jail just
to go to eyehop. Yes, but if you're already facing
a bunch of charges and you're going to prison for
the next decade or the next couple of decades, and
you really don't have no place to go, if you
actually escape, you just want to get up, get out
and get some fresh air. You know what I mean? Yolo? Okay, yolo?

(04:34):
You only live once, all right? In this case, I
hop International House of Pancakes. Please give John Garza an
Arlie Nemo of Newport News, Virginia the sweet sounds of
the Hamletones. Oh no, you are the dogee the day
we do gee, oh the day. Ye I respect it.

(05:04):
Let's let's play a game. You want to play a game?
I do? Okay, well, let's play a game off. Yes?
What all right? We got thirty seven year old John
Garza and forty three old Arlie Arlie Nemo of Newport News, Virginia.
They both escaped prison just to go get to my
hop d J n V. Yess what what I'm gonna say? White?

(05:32):
What makes you think they whit? Honestly? I think black.
We hope you're being honest I think black people would
have went to waffle house. You're crazy, and you're crazy
and you're disrespectful. In the South, don't act but the eyehop.
Don't act like I hoping. Ain't I hoop? Bro, if
you got a choice, you go to waffle house, you
ain't gonna go Actually, actually, why had a choice. I'm

(05:54):
going to eye hop me too. But the South we
go to waffle house. When you're in the South, we
to waffle house. I'm South Carolina born and raised. I'm
going to eye hoop. Okay. I can think of plenty
of knights in Columbia, South Carolina when I went to
eye hoop over everything else. And I know and I
know that I hop on Mercury Boulevard. They usually open
twenty four seven year. I went to School of Hampton, Virginia,
so I know that I hop. But when I'm in

(06:15):
the South, I got eye hoop in New York, I'd
rather go to waffle house and get my chicken waffles.
I know black people they're going to all they white
of black, They're Caucasians. I knew it. Okay. I don't
think eyehopping waffle house is a black or white thing
because I'm I'm telling you plenty of knights in Columbia,

(06:36):
South Carolina. I took my ass to eyehop on as
Symboly Street. Slutor, everybody that's working on working an eyehop
on in Columbia, South Carolina on as Symboly Street ten
thirty one Assembly Street. Baby, my goodness, I actually got
putting handcuffs in there one night. But well, and I
hop on a Symboly street back in the data. I
do want to know what's wrong with the Virginia jails,

(06:56):
the fact that you can get your way out with
a toothbrush like that? Say it was uh, they said
it was a construction design weakness, and they say they
don't want to speak too much on it because of
security security concerns. If you can use you got out
with a toothbrush, I mean, I guess they don't want
to give too much away because then it'll give other
prisoners ideas. But you know, you know, if you if

(07:17):
you can escape with a primitive made tool, you know, uh,
made from a toothbrush in the metal object man, Jesus man,
I'm gonna be honest with you. When you do stuff
like that, you kind of deserve to be free. I
gues should be almost like a game. If you can
get out, you deserve to be out. Jesus Christ. All right,
all right, well thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed,

(07:39):
now when we come back, let's talk stinky all right now,
a TikToker previously accused little Meat. You know, a little
Meach is in the BN movie or the BN series.
They said he smells like a pound of onions. On
Friday night, he had went to six places and he
smelled like a pound of aims. I just want to

(08:01):
know one possessed him to put on that long sleeved
shirt and to be so musty like that. He was musty.
I mean, the hole has been talking about he'd been
musted for the past week. You hit me, Jesus people,
Why why do we even go around people? Yo? Like?
Why why are humans allowed to even be around each
other like that? Like you meet somebody and that's all

(08:24):
you can think to do is go to your social
media and talk about that person in that way. But
let's let's take it out of a little mate. Shut
And then if Beach did that to her, you know
what I'm saying, Because if Beach did that to her
for something, everybody be mad at meach, but it's okay
for her to do that to him. You might have
had a bad day, but let's talk about it. Eight
hundred five eight five one or five one. Tell us
about somebody that is always musty when they're around, always

(08:47):
that always is different. Okay, GCC, that woman was talking
about a one off take it out of each man.
All right, let's try. All right, so let's talk about
somebody that is musty a majority at the time. Y'all
don't want to play this game with me. That's like
this game. Y'all don't want to play the games we do.
Let's do what we're gonna talk about it. Well, come back,
not want to play this game with me? This morning?

(09:09):
Eight hundred five and five one on five one. I'm
going to pray right now. The Breakfast Club