Dad Live-Tweets As Step-Son Tries To Hide One-Night Stand
By Dave Basner
January 22, 2019
When you're 18 years old and living at home, things can get a little complicated, especially when it comes to your love life. That's just what one teen learned when he had a girl spend the night. He probably thought that he was being sneaky and smooth by getting her in the house without his mom or his step-dad finding out, but he wasn't as sly as he thought. His step-dad was onto him from the beginning and the next morning, he excited and hilariously live-tweeted as he watched if the boy's mom was going to catch on to what was happening.
First, the dad set the scene about what was going on:
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
...and now we wait.
Then he explained the clues that were still around for the mom to find as she cleaned the house:
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
No one in this house would have all white shoes... pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
So far, the mom was pretty oblivious:
11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
He even took a break from the thrilling tweets to take the pulse of the audience:
So who we rooting for??
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
The tension kept building:
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 🤷🏻♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 🤷🏻♂️ I'm waiting just like the rest of you
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Finally, the girl emerged and there was a shocking twist:
Then the step-son made an appearance:
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😉. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
The escape was on:
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now! 💏
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
No word yet on if a film adaptation of the events is on the way.
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