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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the best of two pros and a couple
Joe with Lamar airing rating Win and Jonas Knox on
box or radio.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Woo. Hell yeah, did you make it back home?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I did? Which boy? That was?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
That's something let me tell you. When you were taking the.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Cattle call of the air Southwest round up. Sometimes you
get stuck out in the pastures and you get left.
You get left a kind of fend for yourself, so
you have to venture to new frontiers. Sometimes you have
to take a discount airline that doesn't have Wi Fi,
doesn't have seats that move it all or do anything
(00:47):
other than just cramp you back in a row of
twenty twenty three A and you're just purchasing everything, your bags,
to go to the bathroom, coffee, air everything, it's whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's whatever you got to do to get home.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
No, By the way, you people can judge spirit all
they want, all right. I will defend spirit till the
day I die. Okay, you can get great Wi Fi
on that plane. You also can get access to a
potentially a big seat, maybe maybe not. And there is
free entertainment.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
People will throw down on that plane or get into
different arguments. You don't even have to have an iPad
to watch something. You can just watch the people get
on that plane you take frontier. Trust me, you're just
praying to God you get to point A to point
B safely.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That's the only thing you're really looking to do.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, glad you made it back to ye, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It was my son's birthday yesterday, so that was a
big thing, and I was I was mostly upset that
was not to make it back for that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Nice, well him, no, and and it hits different.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Man, my Saint Patty's days will never be the same
now after that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
So I'll just.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Put it that way, a little more tame.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I would say, they're as tame as they possibly could be.
And it's like, here's a sad thing for my family.
Like we we would wake up and obviously my dad
comes from an Irish heritage, so we would celebrate the holiday.
He would educate it, educate us on the holiday and
it would be an all day affair. And since the
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birth of my son, now now it's like trying to
make sure we got everything prepared for the birthday. You know,
obviously we're celebrating a little bit but it's more really
about his birthday than anything else, and then trying to incorporate,
you know, that with Saint Patrick's Day. So it's just
it's an entirely different experience than what it used to be.
And I usually feel a lot better, at least the
past two years on March eighteenth than I did in
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the past.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I wasn't aware that it was like an all day
thing until I remember talking to you one Saint Patti's Day.
It was maybe eight in the morning, and were on
the treadmill with a beer, like wait what yeah, and
you sent a picture and I said, okay, I had
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no idea that's how that's that work.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Some people call it a fun run, you know. Other people,
you know, I'm not sure what they call it.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Used to get.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It in, I mean, what is since since Brnos Yeah,
I mean I've never done that one. But he was
trying to get it in. Like, why did I not
think of that before?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Now since the since the birth of your child? What's
the hooligan Jeff Darlington doing with the Saint Patty's Days now?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
I'm not down around Jeff for the past two years
doing it. So it's it's tough. That's what I'm saying
is it's changed dramatically. I mean, there have been some
absolute battles on this.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Show on March tenth.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
For me, if there's ever a time where I felt
close to Lee, It's been on March eighteenth. I would say,
Starting from March eighteenth, twenty twenty three, and then moving backwards,
I would say those those days, those singular days throughout
the calendar year were the only time I think I
could ever.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Relate to lead a lap.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean Lee took took part.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Well, yeah, about to say, but it's a great segue
to Lee.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yeah, I got my beads on my green my green
beer beads.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
By the way, what do you do to get the beads?
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Lee got to show them goodies?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
By the way, your balls?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Did you show your goodies or were you with the
homie and they showed that? Because I'm sure you have
a ton of beads. What do you mean if it
was a team effort.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Once you get like a second Guinness or a green Beer,
they just hand them out to you.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
That comes with the beer basically.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
So yeah, by the way, LaVar, how about the lie
that Lee told yesterday?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
On the air with all you know.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Sat Patty's Day's Amateur Hour. Yeah, I usually stay away
from the bars, can't. Yeah, I want no part of
the bars. Not only did he take part in the bars,
he had a shot of beer, he wore some sort
of like uh like Irish hat, like a peaky blinders in.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
The Peaky Blinders like it.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Just went like, tried to convince us on the air
that now he was he was above all, that he
was better than Saint Patti's Day, only to find out
you went to some Irish pub and dressed the part
as well too.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Yeah, I guess who who?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Who were the rest of the blinders? Were you there
with the boys or were you there with the you know,
with the other.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Yeah, you know, out with the boys.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
I got a call and I probably would have just
stayed in, but I got a call from the boys.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
Couldn't resist.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
And then I went to my usual spot, and like
I told you to expect a cover, there was a cover.
Could hardly get they had they pulled out the velvet rope.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
So he had had to really they had to really
convince you to come out.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I just couldn't resist.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You just you didn't want to go with the cover.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And then what was the cover league?
Speaker 9 (06:03):
It's only seven dollars, which was weird. I tried to say, like,
I got a five on me. They're like, oh, yeah,
well we've got venmo. I was like, nah, I'll go
to so there. I went to the other one across
the street. Yeah, and then I forgot that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I had to negotiate the entry feed.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
I did, well, hey man, I'm here every day. I
shouldn't have to pay an entry fee. And then uh,
I forgot that I had a baseball draft. So I
pulled that up up and that gave me an excuse
to say for a little longer, and uh yeah, got
a few reals.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Why would anyone have you be a part of a
baseball draft when you don't even pay up on your
fantasy football league.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That's a good point.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
I don't know what Berto was thinking, especially having it
during Saint Patty's Day in my league.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I still don't feel I still don't feel like you
answered the question though. How many of your homies were
you out with? I mean, you said you couldn't resist
going with them, but then you said I went to
the door and they said seven dollars, So I went
across the street to another place where your boys in
both locations, Like how how does this work? Did they say, Hey,
that's way too much for us as well. We're going
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with you, Lee, Like how did that work?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Quick, Jonas, could you say what LeVar just said?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
But you know in the voice that may be at
that particular baseball fantasy league, what would have.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Been specifically, like the cover charge like Berto a lefo a,
uh forget the cover be in my league?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hey you take pesos?
Speaker 9 (07:34):
It pretty accurate. In fact, I haven't paid him. Ye,
I don't know when he's collecting, but.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
Oh god, by the way, Berto will collect just so
you know, all right, Like he's not like your other
friendsly all right, he might knock him your door in
the middle of the night and be like, woo, get
your ass up, pay me.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I know where you work, dude.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
By the way, the video Berto sent the other day,
I don't think any already responded to, but with some.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Soccer player had it short scrabbed and they like.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I saw it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Why would Bert send us a soccer clip?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
And then you watch it like, oh that's why that's
you know, Berto, he's a big fan of all that.
But By the way, Berto is probably fired up right
now because baseball's starting up here momentarily and we've got
Dodgers cubs from Tokyo, you know, a live sporting event
while we're on the air. So enjoy these moments, boys,
because they don't happen a lot while we're doing this
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show in this time slot.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
There you go. Yeah. I wasn't finished with Lee though,
I still I still wanted to know how did it
how did the bar changing change and who was the
crew and how did that all play out? Did you
get lucky at the bar? Because he seems to be
a chick magnet. I don't know if you guys know
this about Lee, but Lee seems to be a chick magnet, man,
I was I just want to know, in the midst
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of all of the Guinnesses, how how did like, how
did you and your crew move? Where y'are karaokeing? Like?
How did this happen? How did it all go down? Well?
Did your face still intact? Did you did you not
fall or anything like that? Did you wabble? What what
took place? Because Saint Patti's day is almost like being
on Bourbon Street right right right?
Speaker 9 (09:10):
No, I was drinking Wisconsinly. I have my drink Wisconsinly
shirt on, so all good. There went to the one spot.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
You were drinking Wisconsinly.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Yeah it's a it's a phrase.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It like, for Christ's sakes. Yeah, I got what you were.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Saying, Lee, So I got my green shirt on. Yeah,
first spot, like I said, cover was there. I poked
my head in, said like, gave the head nod to
a few people who were in there who were the bartenders,
went across the street, got the met wept with the buddy.
Then I started playing the fantasy baseball.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
So you're continuing to be vague about the buddy though.
Was the buddy a dude or was the buddy a girl? No,
it was your gut. It was the home okay.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And then we went uh.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Then it went to the good night and they were
playing Leprechaun in the uh there was doing a back
to the future, back back to the hood, leper Con
back to the hood, and then lepre Con in space said,
hated the buddies there. Todd hadn't started yet, so just
kind of gave a salute and then went back home
and drink Wisconsinly.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You know, now, did you go back home and drink
wisconstantly alone or did you meet back up with the
buddy at home.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
I met up with the girl at home.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Okay, all right, that's possible.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
What the hell are you saying Wisconsin?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm like, I never make.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
This like a phrase.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Lebar knew what it was. I never heard it in
my life.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I mean, he's got a Wisconsin shirtle. You know he's
he's a Green Bay Packers fan. So you got to
put two and two together. He's a Packers fan, he's
drinking wisconstantly. I get, I got it.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
What does it mean?
Speaker 9 (10:39):
Well, if you go to Wisconsin in the airport, Milwaukee
or either one of them. Yeah, they have these shirts
everywhere that you go. It's called drink Wisconsinly, like drink responsibly,
but drink Wisconsinly.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yeah, here's what's happening. So Lee revealed the demographic of.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
It's been there what one time the last five years
and you'll come back with shirt.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Lee revealed on the show yesterday that when Brett Farv
went to the Vikings, he actually ditched his Packers allegiance.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And rooted for the Vikings for that year.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
And I think he feels guilty about it because he
got shamed by people over that comment, and so he
decided to really double down and go now, I'm a
true Wisconsin guy. And that's why he's wearing the shirt
and it's still wearing it. That did you feel bad
about it?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Does? People?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
We'll eventually realize that one Farv was there for two years, Lely,
so it could have just been one year, because I
know he only had one really good year there and
the other year wasn't.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
As great good.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
That is true, but also your habitual liar, So who
knows what you actually did and you actually and how
that all went down?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Had I have my farv jets Jersey? I did not
get a far vikings Jersey couldn't bring me.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Buy the crocs as well as I would?
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Yeah, I would and the g shock No, No, I
did not, But got out of there just in time
to COVID changed my allegiance back to Green Bay for
the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You remember the day of the watch? Yeah, far word shot.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I mean, if he's that big of a fan of
bread far he might still.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's a screensaver, Lee.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Did you get faded last night?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Man?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Are you faded? No?
Speaker 9 (12:16):
I'm good to go, ready to run? Yeah, Guinness go
down like water. You know that, So I.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Don't know about water, but they I mean, it's it's heavy,
it's like a meal.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's actually not.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
You think it's heavy because it's dark roast, but it's
actually a pretty smooth light beer.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Is Guinness.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
It's a stout you I'm saying, if you look at it,
it's and consider it.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Guinness is considered a light beer.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Yes, it's a stout, but it's a it's it's considered
like yeah, abv wise.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
But yeah, yeah, it's not feeling.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
I tried yesterday to later on to tell me what
that looks likely. Okay, you got it like coffee.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
It's like it's gonna look like someone shoveled mud in
your toilet.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
So it probably looks like that every time anyway, though, jeez,
what's the difference.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
He's like, it's this is Guinness. This this one is
more name brand than the Tuesday big deal.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
So how many how many Guinness do you think you
could have in one in one night if you had to?
Speaker 9 (13:22):
If I had to, Yeah, I mean I don't know,
I'd lose count if I had to.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
There's it's the same.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
It's the same alcohol as like a Miller light, Yeah, exactly,
But you can drink a Miller light because it's less
filling than a Guinness is. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
I get sick of them after about three or four.
I think I had about three or four.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, he said they ran out againness glasses that he
couldn't split the g. Right, there you go, couldn't split
the g. You know, if that gives you an idea
of how indicator of how many he was drinking, you know,
switch it up.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You don't want that to happen, that's for sure. Well,
that happens every once in a while. Yeah, when does
lead to lap though, sometimes it just lead to lap though.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
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Speaker 6 (14:23):
So it is a Wednesday tradition here on the show,
it's the old p He's Petros Papadakas. He's the co
host of The Petros Money Show, which you can hear
on the Blowtorch and five seven e LA Sports Fox
College Football Analyst and you can get him on X
at the Old p Petros. Good morning, the Doyers look
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good up three in the seventh.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
Yeah, we're being preempted in Los Angeles at five in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
So enjoying the Tokyo.
Speaker 11 (14:54):
Regalia, all the fanfare in Japan, all the cool people
are there. Everybody else is doing the work that the
cool people aren't able to do because they're in Tokyo,
and it's a pretty exciting thing. I think people are
a little tired, the ones that are there, ready to
come home, but this is it. This is They're going
to come home right after this. And they've been out
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there for about a week and two things kind of
jump out to me about the Dodgers in Tokyo. Number One,
it's a lot different than Korea last year. It just
feels like everybody wanted to be involved.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
In this and it is a big, huge story wherever.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Anybody goes out there, no matter who they are on
the Dodgers. And the fact that I mean, shoey Otani
has been a Major League baseball player for a long time.
I mean, the guy is thirty. He was with the
Angels for six years and nobody cared. I mean, it's
just amazing to me still that this guy was in
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spring training, was in all these different places, and yeah
he won MVPs and all that. But something about the
clash of the brands and the World Series and all
that stuff. But the Dodgers plus Shohyo Tawni, plus this
Guggenheim group that owns the Dodgers and the money that
they can spend and the global kind of approach that
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they have is pretty impressive.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
And Otani hit a home run and he's coming up again.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Petros I don't know if you had seen this, but
Rodney Pete, you know Fred and Rodney They.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Yeah, so the cool all the coolest people, right.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
So Rodney Pete took a foul ball away from Max
Munsey in the game and was seen on television. Max
Montsy was trying to make a play on the ball
and one of your family members on AM five to
seventy LA Sports, Rodney Pete swiped that foul ball from
and didn't look apologetic at all.
Speaker 11 (16:54):
Well he's not a big fan of mine, but yeah,
look at it. Look now that you said, I'm just
tech checking my phone and Rodney Peach just caught a
foul ball and screwed up.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Max Munsey's cats. Look at that?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oh, so your people are out in droves. Look at
this one.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
It's over Rodney Pete with the cat caught fly ball.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Why you're not at COSM man, Yeah, you didn't want
to get up and go to COSM.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Well, I have a job. I'm on with you guys.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
But we did give away yeah, because I want to
go to Inglewood at three in the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, I was looking for idea. I was looking for
more of that.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
No cent trip and let me park four blocks away.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
No, we did give away tickets for that, So I
wonder what that scene is like Cosm. And it's funny
because we mentioned it and the phones blew up and
all that, and everybody wanted tickets and we gave away
tickets for the first night and the.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Second Nightood it's in Inglewood, Yeah right, we're right down street.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Yeah, and it's uh, it's supposed to be a really
cool experience.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
A lot of people texted.
Speaker 11 (18:05):
Like, what the hell has caused them? And that's a
great question if you don't know. It's like, I guess
they get more than one camera feed for from the
from the the TV people from the truck, so I
guess they are able to create this really crazy like
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dome like interactive screen experience.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Have you been there, Brady, No.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
But I've I've looked into it. They've got multiple camera
angles like right, some are some are basic positions. So
it makes you feel like you are sitting courtside or
you know, right next to first base, third baseline, or
the sideline.
Speaker 11 (18:47):
If you're in football, it's supposed to be cool. I mean,
it's not looks. It's not just football, baseball, basketball, soccer.
I mean, they do circ disobey, they do different kind
of municipals.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Yeah, so it's a big thing.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
I mean the only the first time I ever heard
about COUSM was Colin Cowhard at halftime Penn State USC
right at USC had been beating Penn State, and I
have some of it memorized. He was like, I guess
these East Coast teams can't come out west. Can they
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handle the sun and all the excitement of the coliseum.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Probably not? And then of.
Speaker 11 (19:33):
Course, you know, USC plows in the second half, and
then Penn State ends up winning the game and making.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
The College Football Playoff.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
Lincoln Lincoln Riley still seems like one of the worst
hires in and they're under a one hundred million dollar contract.
But I got callin, Yeah, standing there with a mohedo.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
The East Coast teams can't. First of all, you're not
from You're not from LA. Would just shut up?
Speaker 11 (19:59):
These East Coast team teams are coming out west and
coming out to probably not Chicago.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Can you yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
He Can you claim l A if your kids grew
up in LA, Like I have an l A baby
that she she's only lived here. Should I still claim
the East Coast? Or have I been here long enough?
If I've been here for over a decade to claim
the West Coast? What's the what's the proper etiquette there?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Not?
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Well, what do you want to do in your heart?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Well, I mean I know what I want to do
in the heart. I just don't want to. I don't
want to influence your answer. I'm just I'm curious as
to how that will work. Because Colin's been here for
a while, Like, you know, it seems like he's been
adopted by the community.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
You know. No, not with the questions he's asked on air,
they're terrible.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Well, Colin Cowherd has said, and God bless him, He's
like the top of our industry, and I do.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I do a lot of punching upwards. But well, don't
counch down. No, Well, what's the point of the.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
Colin Cowherd once said that the coliseum is right off
the four oh five on on air, which.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
Is not the case, guys, It's not the same freeway.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Uh the Sherman Oaks Galeria.
Speaker 11 (21:17):
Yeah, uh, he said that once on air.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
What else did he say on air?
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Oh, he asked Joy Taylor or one of the people
his his whatever co host. He asked once like are
you more of a Montana person or a Wilshire person,
Which is like a question about Santa Monica, which which
came off to me still as one of the douchiest
questions anybody's ever asked in the history of sports talk radio.
(21:46):
I guess I would say that Colin Cowhard is Los
Angeles in the same way that somebody that makes a
lot of money and moves to Manhattan Beach and then
moves to Brentwood is Los Angeles. I don't think he
understands anything about the infrastructure of the city or what
the people that work in the city are really like,
and what places like Santa Clarita, East Los Angeles, San
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Gabriel Valley, Orange just came from there North Orange County.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
So I can claim it then, right because I coached
that long beach I coached in Pasadena.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, I would say that you have.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I coached that Charter Oak so I coached in San
Gabriel Valley.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Like I'm the Chargers.
Speaker 11 (22:29):
I would say that your your fingers and toes have
more legitimate roots with legitimate real people than to Yeah,
are you more of a Wilshier person or a Montana.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
You know, I'm more of a person, man, I like,
I like, I'll keep it pH on there, you know,
because I could get to Santa Monica from uh and
I can get the wheelchair from from both.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
So who would ask that on the radio unless you're
just a huge douche anyway.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
I would say, I would say, Suir.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
LeVar, I'm cool with Colins, so I'm not jumping in
on as one.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
But I'm not.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I'm cool with everybody. I love everybody.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I'm just saying Co Sandy, you I'm not.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I am not co Sandy.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
But it's funny as that.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
Well, I mean, Colin made this huge point for years
coming here and then telling, lecturing the country about what
la was like.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And it was comical.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
It is comical to most of us that have worked
and been in the city, our whole lives to be
lectured by a guy who just arrived.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Here and is going to tell everybody what it's like. Uh,
and and it is.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
It is a difficult place to know what it's like
unless you have a long mark twain, so to.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Speak, or a giant dipstick to stick in the river
of the city.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Because just hanging around with a bunch of rich people
in Manhattan Beach and Santa Monica ain't gonna.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Do it and ain't gonna do it. No, you got
you gotta hit it.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
May cause them at three in the morning will get you.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Maybe some.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Inglewood.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
That's good. I'm going in fight it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Have you ever been to Tokyo?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
By the way, I'm kind of no, no, no.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
My little brother lived in Japan for a couple of
years and he has a Japanese wife and Japanese kids,
and they all speak Japanese, but they live in Lomita.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Uh. But you know, you go over the house and
they're like, and.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Uh, what is that?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
You know, it's very cute, you know, and uh, you know.
Speaker 11 (24:29):
The Japanese men and the women they speak very differently,
you know, the language.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
You know, you hear the.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Men sometimes, especially in like the Yakuza movies and stuff,
and they're like you know, realme right, you know, like
Sato and Karate too. No, And then you know the women,
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you know, it's like it sounds a little more like.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Ha you know, like rhythm.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Yeah, very nice. So just but a fascinating place, unbelievable
attention to detail.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
The culture is.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Really really unique and celebrated all over the world because
they have such a unique and interesting culture and it's
just crazy. I mean, when they had those terrible Tsunamis
and this guy that was pitching for the Dodgers, the
guy who started Roki Sasaki has a terrible familial tragedy
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connected to the big Tsunamis. But when that happened, uh,
you know, the global news I remember was like, well,
you know, there's going to be an issue with looting,
and now Japan's you know, martial law and blah blah blah,
this and that, and the Japanese don't even have a
word in their language for looting. They don't I mean
(25:55):
it just doesn't even occur to them when people are
suffering to go and steal, you know little. And then
here on the other side, you know, Colin Coward's neighbors
are running around the palisades stealing from stealing from burned
out houses.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Not Cowards neighbors. But you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Here here in other countries we have we have that
issue all the time.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
There's just so many things in Japan.
Speaker 11 (26:18):
That are just so drastically different reading up on it,
just like reading Japanese books, Like there's a Japanese author
that I really came to love and Haruki Murakami, same
last name as the guy that does all the art,
but a different writer and very famous Japanese man. And
I read a bunch of those books. And what's really
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interesting about uh these things and Asian books and literature
especially the plotting is totally different, Like the storytelling is
not the same as like our western kind of uh
what we would expect things to have a beginning, in
a middle, and an end, and in a Japanese movie,
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things just kind of happen, you know, in a weird way.
Uh So it's just a very interesting and then of
course there's all the anime and the tentacle, sex and
the perversion.
Speaker 7 (27:10):
You know that they have so much going on.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
It's very interestingles you've never seen the cartoons.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
There, sounds interesting.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
There's all kinds of crazy cartoons. Some of it very
very sexual in nature, others very violent.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Some vocals very into that.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
I can dig it. Oh you're into that. Well, no,
some people are not my thing for real life. For
some reason.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Jonas gets on me. He dresses like a Japanese schoolgirl.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Wow. Interesting, puts on the bob wig right.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Interesting platform, you can see. I can see that too,
now that you say.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It, I'm looking at it. I can see that's funny.
Do you ever did see the march madness?
Speaker 4 (28:05):
You get involved, you can do a bracket. You excited
about it at all.
Speaker 11 (28:08):
I haven't filled out a bracket in a long time, okay,
because you know there's those idiots at work that fill
out like four brackets and they'll be like, I had
Marquette on Tim Brando, free on Tim Brando. Three, I
had Marquette. You know it's like, okay, well, you know
how many chances he's supposed to get, you know, just
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throw Brando into the box. He used to fill out
a bunch of brackets and then yell about, how, well,
what about Coward?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
How many does Coward fill out?
Speaker 7 (28:35):
I have no idea.
Speaker 11 (28:35):
I don't interact with these people, but I'm sure Coward
fills them out for his neighborhood friends in Manhattan Beach
and Santa Monica and now suburban Chicago. But but no,
I don't. I mean, I don't flip out that way,
and I don't sit here and act like I know
all about you know this Saint Francis or wherever these
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obscure schools are. It's fun to look at once the
thing gets started. There's always great stories and you and
most of them you don't know. There's always weird look
in college players from the mid majors and stuff like that,
Guys with goggles, white guys that are bald, and you know,
just weird looking dudes, hud shouldered, big men, stiff legged,
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non need endings.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Especially, it brings up a question I have noticed, And
maybe it's just because I'm getting older, but I look
at some of these kids and I'm like, how.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
The hell are they twenty two? They look like they're
like forty five.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Do you feel like they watching basketball in the seventies, Well,
ask you, like, do you guys look like a bunch
of high school principles?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Okay, yeah, No, I think that was worse back then.
Speaker 11 (29:43):
I mean you just getting some of these dudes on
a team with like a full beard, and you're like, okay, well,
you know, he looks like a big ass, you know,
a real man.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
And and some guys, you know, they look baby faced
and they go through their NBA career like that.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
You know, people do look different in the face. Brady,
I gotta say, uh, you've always had a very youthful vibe.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Do you have different categories for how people look in
the face.
Speaker 11 (30:06):
Well, I mean there's sharp faceded people. There's people's face
looks like a hound. You know, there's smash faced people.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Uh. The other day I had a co host him
George Reister. You guys know George.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Yeah, and uh George, George's daughter joined him at the
station and she said a new word for ugly. Uh,
and she defined me as ugly and that word.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Was chopped, stop damn chopped.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
So which would be considered crashing out? She crashed out
on you, right.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
That's another word.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
The kids like, why are we inventing new ways of
saying something that's been around forever?
Speaker 11 (30:53):
Because of stibbity, the kids say all kinds of stupid.
I mean, the kids stuff now was terrible.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
You know.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
When I was a kid, I remember saying like, that's
the bomb or I'm down with that, and then your
mom starts saying that, you know, is that something that
is down you know?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
And it's just like, no, that's not you know, Is
this also the bomb? You know?
Speaker 11 (31:15):
And and now I find myself being like, is that skimmedy?
What is skimmedy me? And the kids are like, what,
shut up, you idiot?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
You know?
Speaker 11 (31:23):
What's a guiachtang? Have you heard all that stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Energy?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Alpha damn energy, Cringe is running wrong, Cringe is very strong.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Rampant Petros. Have you heard the due Jello ball song?
There's two I heard. Yeah, he's got He's got a
new one out.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Guns up on my head because.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Can we play this for we play for Petros Gangster
at a Chino Hill.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I mean that's what they're saying.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Maybe stole my catalytic converter tang no oh what.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
It's been very similar to the first Petros, Petros, what
type of music is it?
Speaker 11 (32:21):
This?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, what type of music is it? Where's it belong?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Terrible modern hip hop?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
What do you make it?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
What did he make it for? Who did he make
this for? Who do you make it for?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
The beat?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
The lyrics, I would say.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Uh, come on, come on, Petros, come on, come on, Petros.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Who's it for? Yes, well, I'd say it's for white chicks.
But it doesn't sound like Drake. It sounds like it's
just like music for like suburban boys, stripper music, stripper music.
Please please welcome Ginger to the man.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Here you go.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Get it.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Jonahs, this is this is your expertise.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
Jonas yah yo yo yo yo yo.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
What up?
Speaker 6 (33:19):
It's about to be you Lou Ravens on the stand
a raven?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Why are you so? You know? You know? All right?
So here's the difference. So that's that's the black strip club.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
That's the way like the tropical, like the tropical layand
appletim come on.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
But but if he does it in a white strip
club the way he does, do we have a different
song for are we cute up with a different.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Cherry? Like?
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Do we do we hear that way? Like here comes
the rain again, you know, something like real.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Give us the thumbs up when you got you know
you're good. Let's do it here. Let's hear Jonas in
a different one. Here we go, right, y'all.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
She ain't just Lisa, She's mona Lisa on stage three?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I got they don't make it rain when the music
like this is playing, though?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Are they rainers in this though?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Some guy's gotta got a Copenhagen and he's got a
horseshoe in?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
How do they give money to to the to the
to the stage to this type of music? How do
they do it?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Do they throw it hits sitting?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
They make a paper airplane of adult? Do they make
a paper like? How do they?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
What is the etiquette of giving money to this music?
Because I could tell you to the other one.
Speaker 11 (34:49):
You put a bunch of quarters in a shotgun and shoot.
The worst part about this is I interviewed the guys
from Buck Cherry in stut.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Good guys like.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
So hear the guys from Buck Cherry.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
I should have asked them, do you know how many
strip clubs love your songs? You know there's a there
was a strip club, uh that that we used to
have to drive people to that. It was far away,
and there was a rule that said you could wear
track pants, you know where, other words, you couldn't. A
car full of guys in track pants all geeked up
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taking them to upland dang, I mean they let us
play our own CDs. Come on, I want to play
Wu Tang forever while these trippers.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
November Rain who danced to this, Petros, we appreciate it.
Always a good time at the old p on X's
where you can find him.
Speaker 11 (35:57):
He is the There was a difference between the Black
Strip Club in the White Strip.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
I did. I just kid, all right, this is.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
The whole one of the new ones. That's the old
one exactly. You didn't even know.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Tell uh Petros, you Tim Kates, Matt money Smith, you
guys will be uh be up and firing away later
on today.
Speaker 11 (36:21):
I like not being on in l A and just
doing your show and just knocking all the ass.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That's the new one. That's the new one.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
She switched.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
She switched it up to the new one. You wouldn't
even know if if she switched it.
Speaker 11 (36:35):
I'm gonna go to seven and eleven and get some nerds
and Chino Hills.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Dang apparent as well. They must have a strip club
out there too.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Oh yeah, the Tropic LA and upland.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
Man there you Petros. We appreciate it. Let's do it
again next week.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
All right, guys, the Great pat.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Be sure to catch live editions of Two Pros and
a Cup of Joe with Brady Quinn, LeVar Errington, and
Jonas Knox weekdays at six a m.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Eastern three am Pacific.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
All right, we are one day in to the NCAA tournament,
whose final four is already butchered as far as your results.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Probably yours.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Please, I'm sitting pretty I think you had you had
Clemson going far?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Didn't No? I did not.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
I did not.
Speaker 8 (37:32):
I had I had Uh.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
I didn't have Clemson going far, but I had getting
out of the first round.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It was uh.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I had Louisville making it pretty far.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh no, insulting.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Now they're making fun of you.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
He knew it was.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I had Missouri. Oh no, no, no, I did it.
I did it. I did.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I'm looking at who I had going pretty far. The
teams that I that lost that I picked, I didn't
have them going very far. So I will call Louisville's
the furthest. Yeah, Louisville is the furthest. So I'm still
in I'm still intact. I'm still intact. Yeah, I mean,
do we have a ranking between our group?
Speaker 5 (38:27):
Like alf Lee is first, you are second, Jonas is third,
and the only group I'm.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Saying it it's called a P group. You're not in it.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Oh dang, Sorry, Well, I'm just looking at our brackets
between the three of us, which that's all I care
about is beating y'all. Damn. Yeah, I mean you're just saying.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
You've got eleven points, you're not that far off. Jonas
has twelve, I thirteen, where it's a tight race so far, Okay.
Speaker 9 (38:57):
Yeah, yeah, you're in second there, Brady, right there with
Rich Davis and Jason Martin and Steve Cavino and Doug Gottlieb.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
But who's sitting at top is Steve Hartman at sixteen.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's Wild's lead lap. What did I tell you? I
know I wasn't gonna win this tournament or what I mean?
Speaker 3 (39:14):
That's that's quite quite a roster of names that's up
there in the elite.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Jonas is tied with Coward. I mean there wasn't you know,
there's only one LA team in there, So I went
in Tough.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
One, a couple of a couple of goats just hanging
out to each other.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
In the standings, Alex Curry's surfaced. She's in third, also
tied with one Jones Knox and Colin Cower.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Look, I mean everyone likes to get caught up in
the first day, like how am I doing? Today is
really where things start to separate, and I feel like
there wasn't a lot of I mean, there's good games,
but there wasn't a lot of crazy moments yesterday, and
that leads me to believe that today is going to
get a little bit more wild.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
As far as somebody, why can't I find Lee? Yeah, well,
because if Lee was on here, he'd probably be.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
It's it's pretty like Lee's brackets blacked out.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
In Producers aren't allowed in the VIP this year for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
It's just me up, dude that that shouldn't be.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
Why not not VIP, dude, I'm not very important?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Why not? That sucks? Now?
Speaker 6 (40:21):
I will say this big fan of John Calipari getting
it done. I thought he's been a totally disrespected, totally
belittled by members of the Fox Sports Radio family uh
several times over, including on this show, and it was
good to see him persevere.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's also good to see Why do.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
You pause for a second? So I can just go
ahead and dissect a few things there at the end that.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
Can I just point out a couple of things. First,
Arkansas has somebody named Jonas and the last named Knox
on the team. All right, so there's a Ris and
a Knox on the team's same ways.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
No, it's two separate guys, but it's spelled the same way.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but again that's like, okay, you got
some of the last name knocks.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Up top for.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
What you got, Q is all you got.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
That was the point that I mean, that was.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
An important point to make.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Which so first, first thing I'd point out is they
don't want to watch Kansas this year because I actually,
as I was watching this game, recalled watching them a
fair amount. And one of the things that shocked me
a bit was they were preseason number one.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Weren't they.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Would I don't know, you know.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
I think they were a preseason at least one of
the top teams in the preseason.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And this is like I.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Don't know if it's a curse under Bill self or
what you call it, but they seem to like whenever
they there's too much hype around them, there tends to
be a first round exit that comes with them in
the tournament. So I wasn't surprised by it. I've watched
that team this year. They are just not a great
Kansas basketball team. I don't know how else to put it.
I feel like Hunter Dickinson is a bit overstated, overrated
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as his impact on the overall game, and watching that game,
I kept thinking like, even if they win this, they're
probably going to bounce in the second round. That's just
for KU standards. That is not the type of team
that you know we've seen throughout the course of history.
But what really stood out to me was one of
the greatest recruiters in all time, I mean a Hall
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of Fame recruiter in one Jollick John Caliperry once again,
at the end of the game can't seem to figure
out how to coach his players to inbound the ball.
I mean again, tight game. Towards the end, the inbounder
clearly has the ability to run the baseline. I mean, hell,
we taught our six, seven and eight year olds this okay,
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And instead of actually running the baseline finally way of
not burning their final two timeouts, he stays static. They
can't inbound the ball. It becomes a bit more stressful
than it needed to be. And it happens twice, not once, twice,
burning both timeouts, causing them to have to finally go
to their final timeout finally put something together to then
inbound the ball to win the game. It's just like
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when it comes down to it, John Calipari will get
out coached. It's just a matter of when he ever
won a championship. Yeah, yes, well in Kentucky twelve one
and by the way, go yeah one exactly for all
the all the number one and number two recruiting classes,
all the one and dons, he had one championship to
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show for it. And by the way, I think most
people too would think during that era, where they really did.
I mean, if you compared it to Alabama during their
run of recruiting with Nick Saban, they were one of
those teams that during that run run multiple national championships
and were never worse than number one or number two
in recruiting. And that was what they got from it. Now,
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I will concede that March madis that tournament's much more
difficult to actually win a national championship. But the lack
of final four x you know, you know, appearances and
and even like towards the end, I don't think they've
made the Sweet sixteen. It has been five years, his
last five years, I don't know if they've made it
more than maybe once. With all the talented rosters he's had,
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I'm just saying he's an unbelievable recruiter, unbelievable, one of
the greatest all time, maybe the best. But in regards
to coaching, I mean they're taking on a Saint John's
team the next round that I don't believe is as
talented as Arkansas. I mean, doesn't have as many resources
as Arkansas. And if in just Saint John's, wo's the
higher seed. If they win that game, it's because of
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Rick Patino. It's not because they have more talent. It's
because of Rick Patino. He's a better coach and he's
probably Kentucky's best coach at least between the two of them.
Comparing Calipari to Rick Patino, I mean, we wonder why
John Calipari struggles late game because he knows he's get
to get.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Buried alive if something goes wrong. God forbid, He's got
a player doesn't realize he can run the baseline to
inbound the ball.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Okay, okay, So what after the first time, you don't
think the coach says to him, Hey, Bud, hey, Jonas,
you can run the baseline?
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Is that like oversight or something?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
I would have been on the line.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
He was trying, He was trying.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
The problem is is that the fan base, the ungrateful
Kentucky fan base, all of that aura has now been
bleeding over and so now they've got to deal with
the pressure.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah. I mean it, and it's and it's terrible, and
I feel bad for the guys.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Because this is also a take that doesn't include hearing
some of John cali Perry's end of game conversations. He's
talked about he's talked about I think it was recently
too this season. He talked about the end of game
if he's got a player on the free throw line
up three and how he will with like two seconds
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left and he will try to tell him to miss
the free throw because he thinks it's hard for the
other team to get a rebound and go down the
court and shoot a three to tie it, to extend
the game. So he will tell his player to miss
a free throw, said not to go up four, not
going four, what's a two possession game, But to a
missing free throw in that instance, like he's it's an
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all timer.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Okay, he's a.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Great recruiter, Hall of Fame, no one's gonna take that away.
But as far as in game like scheme, he is
not the guy.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I can't believe Kansas bon't he liked that though, Man, did.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
You have him going far?
Speaker 3 (46:41):
I didn't have him going far. I had them losing
after they got out of fird, I had Saint John's
beating them. There you go. But but still, I mean,
they should have won. They should have won. I feel
like people root for Rick Petino.
Speaker 6 (46:55):
You know, that was a that was an achilles injury.
I'm assuming that the kid from Kansas suffered, and it
seemed like the game kind of tilted the other way
because it looked like Kansas was going to figure out
a way to pull that game out, and then that
injury happened and Arkansas got a couple of stops on defense,
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there was turnovers. I think Kansas had like six turnovers
in a four minute span down the stretch, and then
they just there there wasn't enough there.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Despite the let me ask you that you gots this,
you gotta think that there's a mathematical equation to getting
a perfect bracket, right like if you fill out x
amount of brackets with the different combinations of teams, you
could potentially fill out a perfect bracket.
Speaker 8 (47:45):
There's also equations to win the lottery.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
That lottery is going to say.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
There's a great story about a guy.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
He used to drive from Michigan and I don't know
if it was going to Massachusetts or New York, but
he was. He figured out mathematically, like how many tickets
he needed to buy in order to win some of
these big lotteries. Like he was a multiple lottery winner,
and he would like lock down these stores and like
be like pretty tough tickets all day.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
But he figured out what number that was.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
I mean it was thousands of tickets to win it,
but he did it. I think I think he eventually
got caught and they like shut it down because it
was more of a loophole than it was anything illegal.
But there there's I mean, you can fill out a bunch,
but it'd be a ton in order to do that.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
But how many numbers are in the in the lottery? Like,
what's the highest number is it?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Does it go up to ninety? Does it?
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Really? That's a lot that's a you think there's an
easier equation to win the lottery than there is to
have an equation for the final four?
Speaker 8 (48:51):
Well, like the pick six is winning for the tournament?
Speaker 3 (48:55):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
So the fifty nine the highest on the pick six? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (48:59):
Oh that's Is that the same for like, uh, there's
still a lot of numbers powerball?
Speaker 9 (49:05):
Yeah, that's still sixty four I think is for uh,
I think that's the mega or that's the power ball
and then mega is.
Speaker 8 (49:18):
Also I think sixty.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Four interesting If there's a mathematical equation for that, that's
you are a freaking dork.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
You know what, dork? A massive proportion?
Speaker 6 (49:30):
You know what I heard works if you want to
win the lottery and are looking, okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
You know what I heard?
Speaker 6 (49:34):
We got the number for you, and here's it's called
get a job like that that works as well.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Too, Get a life, you know, get a get a
real job.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
You guys want to hear the odds?
Speaker 3 (49:46):
What are they?
Speaker 5 (49:48):
I think this is This is what chat Gibt came
up with because I wasn't trying to do this math,
all right, So this is saying that the odds of
getting a perfect back bracket are one in nine point
two quintillion quintillion.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
I've never even which is.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
Which is over one million times harder than the power ball.
And this is saying because they're.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's hard.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
After six or three games in the tournament, after the
first four, so that's it's not even including the first four, which,
by the way, I wish it would include that because
I think I can be a good tie breaker.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
But most people are concerned by not getting the bracketed design.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
But people do perfect brackets though, right, No, never happened.
No people doing perfect brackets.
Speaker 8 (50:34):
The closest a woman who picked like all dogs, and.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
It's never happened. This has never happened ever before I
could have sworn I've heard that.
Speaker 9 (50:44):
Dog mascots or under dogs all, yes, dog mascots.
Speaker 8 (50:48):
A woman who had no knowledge about.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Well, that's how I picked horses. Is about a color? Yeah,
but I mean you know the color they're like whatever
that is.
Speaker 9 (50:57):
They're jockey, by the way. The other Yeah it's pretty
good too. I got a mega millions in a power
ball the other day. I just looked at it.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
I mean not the not the color of his kid,
the color of his shirt. To look at their ass, No,
the color the color of like his color is like
what he's wearing. You look at their their ass, their LeVar.
I don't know. There's nothing about ass that says it
should be named LeVar. All right, Laar's like, I don't
do that.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, what you betting here? I'll give me five bucks
on the Mexican.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
All right, I've got some There's a reason why he's
going to be faster, sir, the horses from Kentucky. I'm
not talking about him.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I'm talking about the donkey. He knows how to go fast.
Speaker 6 (51:42):
Said.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
His nickname is speaking. Said nickname is nice.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
He's got a nice ass.
Speaker 5 (51:47):
Oh god, okay, So the only person this is this
is the longest perfect streak verified on record is a
guy named Greg Nigel. In twenty nineteen, he picked the
first forty nine games correctly before his bracket finally broken
in the sweet sixteen.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
M dang, remember of perfect brag No one's ever gotten
a PA. That's why they be offering a million a
million dollars for a perfect braget. Get out here, you know,
I ain't nobody getting no perfect bractet.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Sot up.
Speaker 6 (52:17):
There's still somewhat of a shot though, Lee, What were
you saying about your lotto tickets?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (52:21):
I got a I got a Mega and a power
ball the other day, randomly. I don't do it often,
but I got two out of the cit Did you get?
Speaker 8 (52:28):
What else? Did I get?
Speaker 3 (52:29):
What? I got?
Speaker 8 (52:30):
The box and a tall.
Speaker 9 (52:33):
Across from the Philly Cheese steak.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
But you didn't get a Phillip cheese steak.
Speaker 2 (52:37):
You just got the alcohol.
Speaker 8 (52:38):
I got the Philly Cheese steak.
Speaker 4 (52:40):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Like you have like a Hostess pie in your mouth
when you're doing scratched offs, some type of a like
a twinkie or where you had the Chocolate Island. What
it is like always in my mind, like people who
do scratch offs and stuff, they always got had like
something to drink.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
You gotta have something to drink in your.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Arm, and then you gotta have something in your mouth
like and then you gotta be scratched wasn't that his
last meal before it was his last meal? That was
his last meal?
Speaker 5 (53:13):
Can we can we quickly vote, all right, because I
do believe before we cap off this segment, we got
to give an award away and we need a drum
roll in order to do it.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
But you guys can pick between these two teams.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
Okay, which team was I guess the worst at showing
up for the first round because there's two to come
right to mind that really weren't competitive at all in
this game. But we're heavy, I would I would say
heavy favorites. But favorites is that fair to say?
Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (53:43):
Uh, Clemson thirteen points in the first half, That's that's rough.
And I would say Georgia, who had an all time
awful performance and at one point, I think, with like
ten minutes to go, I'm pretty sure they had more
turnovers than field goals made at that point in the game.
Speaker 6 (54:05):
I would say Clemson. And I don't know if we
have time to get into it now, Brady, Oh, we do.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
It's not that long.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
The story.
Speaker 6 (54:11):
Brady Quinn's partly responsible for what happened in that game
for somebody.
Speaker 5 (54:16):
One of the worst beats you'll ever hear in the
NCAA tournament. So the meat Wagon asked me, Hey, should
I bet on this game. I'm like, I don't know, yeah,
I lay the points with Clemson, like not really paying attention,
just kind of like saying like, yeah, sure, that's why
I picked in the bracket, picked Clemson. And as the
game starts off, he's like, my god, like you're the worst,
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Like what a terrible pick. And I was like, well, look,
they haven't played this battle season, probably never in their
entire lives. And at halftime it was like thirty one
to thirteen, and he goes, I'm gonna lay the points
with McNeice, which at that point the live line was
minus three and a half.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
And I told him, I.
Speaker 5 (54:55):
Said, kind of feel like that's dumb, because you can't
expect Clemson to just play that bad for the tired
of the game, like they're probably gonna come back. I
was like, I wouldn't put the bet on. I was like, oh,
I'd actually take the points with Clemson. And so sure enough,
as that game goes from Clemson being down twenty two
with six minutes to go, it tightens up in the
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final moments and there's a layup made with basically no
time left to bring Clemson to within two, which again horseshoes,
hand grenades, whatever else you want to throw in that category,
but highly significant for the case of Jake's bet the
meat wagon because he was either gonna to split or
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he was gonna lose both bets, which he subsequently did.
Speaker 6 (55:41):
Yeah that's now. Did he go back to the window
after that? Or did he quit? Did he quit on?
Speaker 5 (55:45):
He did, and he did exactly what I told him
not to do. I was like, he gets so enamored
with these like big heavy favorites Tennessee, and I did, dude,
it's really hard to win by that many points when
you're playing in a place that most people haven't played against,
the team that you probably haven't matched up with against.
So he laid the points of Tennessee and lost that
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one as well.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, well, I mean he's got a whole another day
to play with, so he.
Speaker 5 (56:10):
Told me though his his idols live bed Jesus. So
it all makes sense because that guy can't buy a.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Win again mine in his own business.
Speaker 6 (56:18):
Sitting this one out and gets attacked on the air,
I bet Jesus.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
I'm starting to figure out.
Speaker 6 (56:22):
It's like John Calipari like he can't catch a break,
especially I don't.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
Have anything in common.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
I mean, one's a Hall of Famer that everyone's just
you know, some dbag that shows up every once in
a while.
Speaker 6 (56:31):
Wow, Wow, I do know this. We've got something in common.
Uh it's a football Friday. Yeah, it's a football Friday.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
Come on, come on, bar Saturday Sunday basketball football, rest.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
Thanks, we got something road Day. We got some some
Fridays pro days.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
Russ, Russ woke up, bless walk, come on, walk, come on,
come on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
Alright, alright, alright, let's do it right, Let's do it right.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Eddy. This one for you, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Friday Night is a football Friday.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Jam Football Friday. Cune Friday.
Speaker 6 (57:24):
Yeah, come on, Strawway checked in Frosty Story Friday.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Here on, two pros and a cup of Joe