Paulie & Tony tell you why the comments about women from Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker WERE TOTALLY OKAY and why golfer Scottie Scheffler CAN'T BE BLAMED for ignoring that police officer. Also, they explain the GLARING PROBLEM with the WNBA. Plus, they take callers... and immediately regret it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following content may be unsuitable for certain viewers. If
you do find this content offensive, well that's your problem.
A hole, all right, all right, comment So you're live
from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's a Nuther moderating Polly and Tony Fools shop Yo
yo yoah, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools going
Tony Yo. Huge show today. No any Scheffler in some
hot water. But you know we're going to point out everything,
the obvious stuff here that the media, the foolish media,
(00:37):
just for this.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
To point out.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And also we're going to weigh in on Harrison Butker's
so called controversial comments. Now we're gonna explain why he
said nothing controversial in the slightest exam. Plus we're going
to open up the FOSCO Sports hotline and take calls
from you out there, so don't suck. But before that,
some show business. You know, last week we told you,
you know, we were gonna launch this comment contest. Whoever
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left the best comment on our YouTube or Apple podcasts
would wait a prize.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
From our merch store. Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, just so you know, you can get free shipping
on all items. Make twenty third to make twenty six anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You know, some of you out there left some great
comments about how flawless the show is and those you
but this week's when Gabriel Fiores his comment was a
great one. He said, who even lets this absolute goof
producer Jay on the show? Can we boot him and
his atrocious corrections?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
See that's how it'll flawless comments?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You thought these were just going to be randomly selected?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What do you why are you talking? You're gonna shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're gonna be randomly selected to get punched in the face.
Bris Yeah, exactly. Go ahead, do your job. You email
him about his prize and he talking. We're going to
do the contest again. So go on YouTube, post as
many comments as you want below this video, and whoever
writes the best one will get a prize.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, yep, just leave the comment and that's it. You're done.
You're ented, just like Jay has never entered a woman.
Dah See that was a great comment by your tony.
And look, okay, all right, look now that that's all
out of the way, all right, it's time to get
into our top story story. All right. First out for Gate.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know, while the BGA Championship is usually the most
boring and forgettable of all.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The golf majors, let alone sporting events.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
This time a different story, the shocking arrest of world
number one golfer Scottie Scheffler after he ignored a police
officer and tried to drive around him. Now, a lot
of people, you know, they're saying this was the result
of a misunderstanding, and you know, you can clearly see
that those people are one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right, can't your Tony? Of course, you know, it's easy
to see why Scotty Scheffler got confused driving. Have you
ever seen a golfer driver a golf cart, They basically
drive it anywhere they want. I mean, the cart path
is usually the last place they drive the cart. You know,
Scotti was probably behind the wheel of his car and
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started thinking, wait, shouldn't I be on the grass right now?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Just terrific insight, that, Dony. And you know, what do
you think about it? Now? It makes perfect sense, like
Tiger Woods got in all those car racks that I mean,
like when he ran into that tree, he was probably
you know, just trying to take a short cut through the.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Grass, and you know when he got in that accident
because he was speeding. He probably just forgot he was
driving a car and not a golf car. You know,
he thought the top speed would be, you know, something
like fifteen twenty miles per hour. He probably slammed down
on the pedal and thought, oh sh I forgot I'm
in a car.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Just terrific insight there by you, Tony. And you know,
another angle to this Chefler story that scared pathetic media
just refuses to cover. People are wondering why a world
famous athlete like Scotty Scheffler could just blatantly ignore the wall.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, I got two words for you, OJ. Isn't that
right though? Exactly? You know, once OJ showed that athe
can do whatever they want and not follow laws and
murder at will. Other athletes saw that, as you know,
Caute blanche Yep. Scotty was probably in that car thinking,
you know, if OJ could murder two people and get
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away with it, then surely I can drive on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Just all makes sense when you put it in perspective
like that. Anyway, Yeah, we got to move on to
this so called controversy out of the NFL. You know,
chiefs Kicker Harrison, Butker, he's under fire for comments he
made at a college graduation ceremony where he basically implied
that the most important thing a woman could do with
in life is have babies and raise a family. And well, Tony,
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you know, when I heard these comments, I didn't think
they were wrong, did you not at all? I mean,
you know, these people attacking Butker here, they're saying his
comments set women back. But what about their comments exactly?
Aren't they the one setting motherhood back?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean, if my great grandmother heard that people were
complaining about this, she would have been absolutely the gusted,
wouldn't she done it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, you know, my great grandmother would have been livid
over people saying Bucker's comments were bad for women. That
woman loved nothing more than being in the kitchen and
cooking meals day and night to feed her seventeen kids.
You know, you never heard that woman complain even once.
And you know she did have the chance to get
(05:22):
a job and have a career as either a low
paid secretary or a part time cleaning lady, but she
didn't want that because she knew that what Madden most
was her family and the eight meals they ate each day. Yep,
And when she died at the tender age of forty
six due to a massive coronary embolism. We immediately knew
(05:45):
how much we would miss her because the fridge was empty,
because she hadn't gone food shopping in two days, and
it was getting past inn a time. Wow. Just such
a beautiful tribute there.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Donate to your great grandmother and also, you know, great
grandmothers everywhere you know.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, you know, let's try and.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Turn the energy around, don'ty. We got a little sentimental there.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
A little sentimental.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, you know, it's time on the subject to women.
Let's get into our favorite topic. The wb A lot
of buzz right now, don'ty. A lot of people, you know,
they're saying these games are exciting and thrilling, you know,
revolutionizing sports, changing the face of basketball forever. But you know,
I gotta be honest, I just don't see it, Tony.
(06:26):
You know, me to a couple of minutes of a
game the other night, and well, there was no dunkin.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I mean, you gotta have dunkin right absolutely. You know,
all these WNBA games are all about shooting, passing, rebounding, defense.
That's not basketball. You've got to have dunking. I mean,
just look at the greatest basketball game ever. Of course
I'm talking about NBA Jam. That game was all about showmanship.
(06:55):
Nobody ever cared who the computer helped win a lose.
All they cared about was the dunks and getting the
announcer to say boom shaka loaca, and of course seeing
which player broke the backboard first. Yep, that's what mattered most.
And it's a shame how these younger generations have forgotten
that integral part of the game.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Just so well said that, Dony, And you know, I'll
tell you what the problem here is. It's these woke
analytic people out there. You know, they hated basketball because
they thought it discriminated against short people.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
So basically what they did is they made the short.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
People shots count for three points and a dull people
shots count for two.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And that's a terrible isn't it. Yeah? But you know
what I just thought of something a great way to
bring back more dunkin to basketball. Well, you know how
people love the slam dunk competition, Well, what if we
incorporated that into the game. You know, a guy or
girl does a slam dunk during the game, then there's
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a judge who gives them a score of one to
ten and that score gets added to the team score. Wow.
Just an absolutely amazing idea.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, just imagine a game going like this. The Timberwolves
are down by nine to the MAVs with eight seconds
to go. The game is clearly over.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
No wait, not yet. Here comes Anthony Edwards. He's going
down the lane and Jim's home the wind mill. Three
sixty dunk, boom. Let's go to the judges. It's a
ten pointer. T Wolves win. The crowd is electric.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Wow, I am just getting chills, don'ty just hearing that?
That was a brilliant You know, we know Adam Silver,
we know you're listening to the show out there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So there's a free idea for you.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You go. Terrific, you go.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, you can all thank us later for that, and
he will welcome you to another story.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Just quick. Out of the NBA.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You know, ESPN that being criticized as usual, but this
time for their coverage of the Knicks paces game, which
was just so shameful. In that game seven, they seem
so overly biased in favor of the Knicks and Tony.
You know, we agree with the critics here, don't you
know it's such a terrible look for people in this space.
You know, journalists to be showing a reference toward one
(09:15):
team or another.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You can't do that right Frankly, it's shameful when journalists
are so obviously biased toward one team.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
This is why on this show we not only give
you unbiased opinions, we give you hard stats and research
to support them. Like when we say the Eagles are
the most clutched team in all of football, that's not
us being fans. I mean, just look up the stat
that measures clutchingess. Best of course, that's fourth down conversion percentage.
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And last season who led the league boom the Eagles
at seventy three point one percent. Clearly nobody's more clutch
when it counts.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Can't argue with those numbers, don't anyway. Yeah, before we
get the callers, just a quick word right now from
our good friends at Zillow. Do you want to see
houses that you can't possibly afford?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
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Zillo will show you why you shouldn't be. Zillow making
Paper feel bad about themselves since two thousand and eight, yeah,
there you go. Okay, quick check in.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
The callers are lighting up, phones lighting up, so let's
go ahead and open the FUSCO Sports Hotline.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Fusco Sports Hotline. All right, all right, tell us your name,
I'm Caleb.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
All right, then where you're from, Kyle, I'm from Utah?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh, sorry to hear that, bro, Salt Lake City.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the super close to there. It's not
as cool as Philly, so I might be moving.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So there you go. Bro. Okay, yeah, get into Utah.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Clearly knows what they're doing. All right, Caleb, why a
you're calling today?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You got to take? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Man?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
So I have a question and more of a take.
So you know how Miles Garrett one defensive player?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Are you driving a car right now? B Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, Bro, Okay, we don't want a scotty chefless We
don't want any scotty chefless stuff he had, Bro. Yeah,
all right, okay, if he can go to jail, buddy,
anybody can't.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's your question, go Rushet?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Rice?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
My Yeah, my question, Bro, is you know how Miles
Garrett won twenty twenty three Defense Player of the Year robbery.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But yeah, yeah, Well Uh.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I like Kadarius Tony should have won it. And the
reason why because that man won the defense so many games,
the amount interceptions he created just for all those teams.
I think it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
What show do you think you're calling into?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Broarious Bro, So you're coming on an Eagle Show and
you're talking to us about Kadarius Tony. You have some
kind of you know, mental hershel walk, a dissociate disorder.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, what's your problem? You know, I don't know what's
going on in Utah. Bro, I don't know if you're
ready to cut it for Philly. Bro, this is the
problem with this is the problem with you. This is
why they have all those problems in Utah because they're
so divorced. Yeah, Bro from reality. That's why they don't
have an NFL team. Bro, that's why there's nothing going
on over there. Bro. They thought about this, Should we
(12:22):
put a team in Utah? They said no, the fans
don't know anything.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Okay, what should I do?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Should I?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You gotta get out of Utah. It's clearly ruining your brain.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're calling an Eagle Show with a hot Chiefs take
number one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Just fly to Philly, run up and down the rocky
steps a few times, get that exactly, feeling still exactly
by Nick Foles Jersey, and then slowly start to reteach yourself. Bro,
wake up from your brain? Would you like.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Another attempt at a question like? Imagine now you live
in Philly? Okay, imagine we're in Philly right now? Now
you think of think of a better question?
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, you know what, I don't have a question, I
guess I got.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
The question is why you ever bothered calling exactly? Because
guess what, Caleb, ha guess.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Bring will the worst Caleb she you know, just bringing
up the name Kadarius Tony is an insult to all
people named Tony Tony.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, Cadarius Tony, He's the worst Tony Bro, not even close.
It's like me Tony Fusco, than Tony Danza, than all
the rest of the Tonys. Bro. All right, where's our
next callar?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who do we got?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
We have a Michael we got who? I'm Michael, Michael.
I think his name is just it's just Michael, probably Michael,
you know, maybe Michael. I know you ever know what
names Michael and Michael?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, oh, are you kidding me? It's that Miami Mike.
I would tell me Mike a show. Oh what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
This is my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Your favorite show is watching a team not make a
super Bowl for forty straight years?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Dolphins, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
About I figured I want to intimidate you guys. You
guys always seem a little nervous when I.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Call phone because you're going to ruin our show with
your city takes.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Well, come on, it's a good time to talk a
little Dolphins show.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
YEA. A great time to talk about the Dolphins is
never this guy thinks it's nineteen eighty two. Okay, what
do you want to talk about next? H Asia's next album?
Go you guys?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Done?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Can I say something?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
All right? Fine?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Go all right, listen, we're connected. You got hurts. The
guy who got pulled into a you know who came
in for one of the National Championship game again.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You got him?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
He signed what a what a five years, two hundred
and fifty five million dollar contract?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
That's what hurts.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Gott right, just go bro, what do you think what?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I want to know what you guys, because there's a
lot of controversy about too. If that's what hurts Scott.
What should tour get five years, five hundred million?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You should back up, Bro, just like you, gu Bro,
back up. Jalen Hurts all the work, the work.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Bro, somebody had to come up and mop it up,
and you know get that you need.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
To be Jalen Hurts did all the work. And then
Nick Saban no class, He put into a when Jalen
should have had that comeback. And guess what, they chased
Nick Saban out of town. He's done now.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
You weren't the bench.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's what I get out of it to Uh, this
call is going too a long if you ask me, Bro,
you've been a.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Dolphins fan for what how your entire life? When you're
gonna wake up and realize you're making some terrible choices here.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I would love to come to Philly to eat the
football's trash, but I heard the food is good.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Are you kidding me? Bro? You know what's going in
the trash? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:09):
It's you, it's you. Guess what. Mike on the bench.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We forgot to find out if his real name is
Michael or Michael? Yeah? I forgot Bro. All right, who's next?
Who's next? Bro?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
John is next?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
John? Okay? Is it? John? Or John Bro, Yeah, you're done?
All right, John? Where are you?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Is na?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't even see anything. He might be in the John,
that's why exact John in the John?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Maybe his real name is like Bill. Yeah, he just
wrote John because he's not here. He's probably taking.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
A piss exactly, Bro. Sorry, we got somebody else, right,
who's next?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I see his name is Tyler Forrest. Is he in
the forest? Like Tyler and the forests? And maybe these
people are just telling you. You know, John was in the
He's not in a forest. He's not in a forest.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I'm assuming Forest is your last name?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Tyler Forest?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
That my last name?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
All right? And where are you calling us? From Vermont?
Basically he is in a forest? Bro called it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
All right? Well, you know we've had some rough takes
with a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
To save it. All right, go ahead, what's your take,
Tyler Forest?
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Uh? Well, I just wanted to bring a little bit
of an issue that I've been hearing about lately. I've
just been I've heard from multiple people that the field
has been cheating.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Give us your evidence? Yeah, what evidence? Bro?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Okay? Who's who's the best picture?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Who's the best picture.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What are you getting at that, You're saying Rangers is
using the the Renel Blanco juice. Yeah, you think that
the argument.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I think their best picture is El Verado. Do you
want to know why?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, you're only.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
One not using steroids.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You're just saying this because you live in Vermont. You're
all a bunch of vegetarians, all bony. So everyone looks
like they're on steroids to.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You, it's because we're built different.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We got the guns, braw you know, people in Vermont,
they're built like sticks. Yeah, exactly. Eat for dinner last night?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Was it? Was it chickpeas and hummus? What did you
eat there in Vermont?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
We mostly just consume mapple syrup.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, exactly. No nutritional value, Bro, Philly all natural? Bro,
you kidding me? You saw Rocky fall when he's training,
He's lifting rocks and doing all that stuff. Natural.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
This is why Vermont doesn't have an NFL team. There's
nobody in the whole state that's bigger off. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Who does Vermont root for in football? Bro?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
The New England Patriots. We're in New Zeland.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
New ingl Patriots.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Oh and they played by the book.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, you're talking about geis this guy's up? Patriots flying?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Let me record that gonna make you has well, guess
what's and you're ready here that show. You should be
on steroids because you're all so tiny. You're to show
you know what? All right?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That shut out the shot, shut it down on the fans,
sports shut it down?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Who sports hot line?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
All right, close it up, close the line, don't let
them ruin, which was just a terrific show.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Perfect. We want to thank our good friends at Zilly.
Thank you. Oh you kidding me? You again? What do
you want produce? What corrections? Yeah? The correction should be
you shouldn't be on this show? Yeah, exactly, Bro, what
do you want? Go hurry up?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
You said the Eagles are the most clutch team in
the league because they led the NFL last year and
fourth down percentage.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Can't argue the stats, bro. Yeah, that's called research, Bro.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
But the Eagles lost six of their last seven games
last year. That's like the opposite of clutch.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh yeah, Well, after the show, you're going to be
the opposite of a live Yeah, I'm gonna opposite on
your face till you're dead. Oh, let's get out of here.
Why hurry up.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You said the phrase cartape planch.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, Bro, too big a word for you. Bro.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
No, actually it's two words, and you got both of
them wrong. It's carte blanche. You shouldn't be using these
words if you don't even know how to pronounce them.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to carte your dead body
into the woods and leave it there.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah. And then I'm going to take my chainsaw and
cut tae you into little pieces. Oh please do that's it,
let's go shows over done? What you said?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
You actually agreed with Harrison Bucker that it's better for
women to be stay at home.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Makes tradition, Bro, That's how our great grandmother's wanted it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I get that this has become a sports story, but
there are certain subjects you two have no business discussing,
and this is definitely one of them.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh yeah, well, I'm going to subject you do a beating.
You know, you actually remind me of my great grandmother dead.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh isn't that a way just came across booked on
the show. Next week, super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick
Foles will be by. Leave as many comments as you
want on this video. The best one's going to be
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taken on the prize war saw at a Tony.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Great job as always, same to you, Polly, another floorless
Shaw Toagle. We'll see your people next week. See ya,
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A hole, all right, all right, comment So you're live
from Philly.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's a Nuther moderating Polly and Tony Fools shop Yo
yo yoah, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools going
Tony Yo. Huge show today. No any Scheffler in some
hot water. But you know we're going to point out everything,
the obvious stuff here that the media, the foolish media,
(00:37):
just for this.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
To point out.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And also we're going to weigh in on Harrison Butker's
so called controversial comments. Now we're gonna explain why he
said nothing controversial in the slightest exam. Plus we're going
to open up the FOSCO Sports hotline and take calls
from you out there, so don't suck. But before that,
some show business. You know, last week we told you,
you know, we were gonna launch this comment contest. Whoever
(01:02):
left the best comment on our YouTube or Apple podcasts
would wait a prize.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
From our merch store. Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, just so you know, you can get free shipping
on all items. Make twenty third to make twenty six anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You know, some of you out there left some great
comments about how flawless the show is and those you
but this week's when Gabriel Fiores his comment was a
great one. He said, who even lets this absolute goof
producer Jay on the show? Can we boot him and
his atrocious corrections?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
See that's how it'll flawless comments?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You thought these were just going to be randomly selected?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What do you why are you talking? You're gonna shut up.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're gonna be randomly selected to get punched in the face.
Bris Yeah, exactly. Go ahead, do your job. You email
him about his prize and he talking. We're going to
do the contest again. So go on YouTube, post as
many comments as you want below this video, and whoever
writes the best one will get a prize.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, yep, just leave the comment and that's it. You're done.
You're ented, just like Jay has never entered a woman.
Dah See that was a great comment by your tony.
And look, okay, all right, look now that that's all
out of the way, all right, it's time to get
into our top story story. All right. First out for Gate.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know, while the BGA Championship is usually the most
boring and forgettable of all.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The golf majors, let alone sporting events.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
This time a different story, the shocking arrest of world
number one golfer Scottie Scheffler after he ignored a police
officer and tried to drive around him. Now, a lot
of people, you know, they're saying this was the result
of a misunderstanding, and you know, you can clearly see
that those people are one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right, can't your Tony? Of course, you know, it's easy
to see why Scotty Scheffler got confused driving. Have you
ever seen a golfer driver a golf cart, They basically
drive it anywhere they want. I mean, the cart path
is usually the last place they drive the cart. You know,
Scotti was probably behind the wheel of his car and
(03:02):
started thinking, wait, shouldn't I be on the grass right now?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Just terrific insight, that, Dony. And you know, what do
you think about it? Now? It makes perfect sense, like
Tiger Woods got in all those car racks that I mean,
like when he ran into that tree, he was probably
you know, just trying to take a short cut through the.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Grass, and you know when he got in that accident
because he was speeding. He probably just forgot he was
driving a car and not a golf car. You know,
he thought the top speed would be, you know, something
like fifteen twenty miles per hour. He probably slammed down
on the pedal and thought, oh sh I forgot I'm
in a car.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Just terrific insight there by you, Tony. And you know,
another angle to this Chefler story that scared pathetic media
just refuses to cover. People are wondering why a world
famous athlete like Scotty Scheffler could just blatantly ignore the wall.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, I got two words for you, OJ. Isn't that
right though? Exactly? You know, once OJ showed that athe
can do whatever they want and not follow laws and
murder at will. Other athletes saw that, as you know,
Caute blanche Yep. Scotty was probably in that car thinking,
you know, if OJ could murder two people and get
(04:13):
away with it, then surely I can drive on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Just all makes sense when you put it in perspective
like that. Anyway, Yeah, we got to move on to
this so called controversy out of the NFL. You know,
chiefs Kicker Harrison, Butker, he's under fire for comments he
made at a college graduation ceremony where he basically implied
that the most important thing a woman could do with
in life is have babies and raise a family. And well, Tony,
(04:37):
you know, when I heard these comments, I didn't think
they were wrong, did you not at all? I mean,
you know, these people attacking Butker here, they're saying his
comments set women back. But what about their comments exactly?
Aren't they the one setting motherhood back?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I mean, if my great grandmother heard that people were
complaining about this, she would have been absolutely the gusted,
wouldn't she done it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, you know, my great grandmother would have been livid
over people saying Bucker's comments were bad for women. That
woman loved nothing more than being in the kitchen and
cooking meals day and night to feed her seventeen kids.
You know, you never heard that woman complain even once.
And you know she did have the chance to get
(05:22):
a job and have a career as either a low
paid secretary or a part time cleaning lady, but she
didn't want that because she knew that what Madden most
was her family and the eight meals they ate each day. Yep,
And when she died at the tender age of forty
six due to a massive coronary embolism. We immediately knew
(05:45):
how much we would miss her because the fridge was empty,
because she hadn't gone food shopping in two days, and
it was getting past inn a time. Wow. Just such
a beautiful tribute there.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Donate to your great grandmother and also, you know, great
grandmothers everywhere you know.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well, you know, let's try and.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Turn the energy around, don'ty. We got a little sentimental there.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
A little sentimental.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, you know, it's time on the subject to women.
Let's get into our favorite topic. The wb A lot
of buzz right now, don'ty. A lot of people, you know,
they're saying these games are exciting and thrilling, you know,
revolutionizing sports, changing the face of basketball forever. But you know,
I gotta be honest, I just don't see it, Tony.
(06:26):
You know, me to a couple of minutes of a
game the other night, and well, there was no dunkin.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I mean, you gotta have dunkin right absolutely. You know,
all these WNBA games are all about shooting, passing, rebounding, defense.
That's not basketball. You've got to have dunking. I mean,
just look at the greatest basketball game ever. Of course
I'm talking about NBA Jam. That game was all about showmanship.
(06:55):
Nobody ever cared who the computer helped win a lose.
All they cared about was the dunks and getting the
announcer to say boom shaka loaca, and of course seeing
which player broke the backboard first. Yep, that's what mattered most.
And it's a shame how these younger generations have forgotten
that integral part of the game.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Just so well said that, Dony, And you know, I'll
tell you what the problem here is. It's these woke
analytic people out there. You know, they hated basketball because
they thought it discriminated against short people.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
So basically what they did is they made the short.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
People shots count for three points and a dull people
shots count for two.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And that's a terrible isn't it. Yeah? But you know
what I just thought of something a great way to
bring back more dunkin to basketball. Well, you know how
people love the slam dunk competition, Well, what if we
incorporated that into the game. You know, a guy or
girl does a slam dunk during the game, then there's
(07:56):
a judge who gives them a score of one to
ten and that score gets added to the team score. Wow.
Just an absolutely amazing idea.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
That.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, just imagine a game going like this. The Timberwolves
are down by nine to the MAVs with eight seconds
to go. The game is clearly over.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
No wait, not yet. Here comes Anthony Edwards. He's going
down the lane and Jim's home the wind mill. Three
sixty dunk, boom. Let's go to the judges. It's a
ten pointer. T Wolves win. The crowd is electric.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Wow, I am just getting chills, don'ty just hearing that?
That was a brilliant You know, we know Adam Silver,
we know you're listening to the show out there.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So there's a free idea for you.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
There.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You go. Terrific, you go.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, you can all thank us later for that, and
he will welcome you to another story.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Just quick. Out of the NBA.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You know, ESPN that being criticized as usual, but this
time for their coverage of the Knicks paces game, which
was just so shameful. In that game seven, they seem
so overly biased in favor of the Knicks and Tony.
You know, we agree with the critics here, don't you
know it's such a terrible look for people in this space.
You know, journalists to be showing a reference toward one
(09:15):
team or another.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You can't do that right Frankly, it's shameful when journalists
are so obviously biased toward one team.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
This is why on this show we not only give
you unbiased opinions, we give you hard stats and research
to support them. Like when we say the Eagles are
the most clutched team in all of football, that's not
us being fans. I mean, just look up the stat
that measures clutchingess. Best of course, that's fourth down conversion percentage.
(09:46):
And last season who led the league boom the Eagles
at seventy three point one percent. Clearly nobody's more clutch
when it counts.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Can't argue with those numbers, don't anyway. Yeah, before we
get the callers, just a quick word right now from
our good friends at Zillow. Do you want to see
houses that you can't possibly afford?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Zillo? Yeah, if you're in the market to buy a house,
Zillo will show you why you shouldn't be. Zillow making
Paper feel bad about themselves since two thousand and eight, yeah,
there you go. Okay, quick check in.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
The callers are lighting up, phones lighting up, so let's
go ahead and open the FUSCO Sports Hotline.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Fusco Sports Hotline. All right, all right, tell us your name,
I'm Caleb.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
All right, then where you're from, Kyle, I'm from Utah?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh, sorry to hear that, bro, Salt Lake City.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, the super close to there. It's not
as cool as Philly, so I might be moving.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So there you go. Bro. Okay, yeah, get into Utah.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Clearly knows what they're doing. All right, Caleb, why a
you're calling today?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You got to take? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Man?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
So I have a question and more of a take.
So you know how Miles Garrett one defensive player?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Are you driving a car right now? B Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, Bro, Okay, we don't want a scotty chefless We
don't want any scotty chefless stuff he had, Bro. Yeah,
all right, okay, if he can go to jail, buddy,
anybody can't.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's your question, go Rushet?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Rice?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
My Yeah, my question, Bro, is you know how Miles
Garrett won twenty twenty three Defense Player of the Year robbery.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But yeah, yeah, Well Uh.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
I like Kadarius Tony should have won it. And the
reason why because that man won the defense so many games,
the amount interceptions he created just for all those teams.
I think it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
What show do you think you're calling into?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Broarious Bro, So you're coming on an Eagle Show and
you're talking to us about Kadarius Tony. You have some
kind of you know, mental hershel walk, a dissociate disorder.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, what's your problem? You know, I don't know what's
going on in Utah. Bro, I don't know if you're
ready to cut it for Philly. Bro, this is the
problem with this is the problem with you. This is
why they have all those problems in Utah because they're
so divorced. Yeah, Bro from reality. That's why they don't
have an NFL team. Bro, that's why there's nothing going
on over there. Bro. They thought about this, Should we
(12:22):
put a team in Utah? They said no, the fans
don't know anything.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Okay, what should I do?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Should I?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You gotta get out of Utah. It's clearly ruining your brain.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're calling an Eagle Show with a hot Chiefs take
number one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Just fly to Philly, run up and down the rocky
steps a few times, get that exactly, feeling still exactly
by Nick Foles Jersey, and then slowly start to reteach yourself. Bro,
wake up from your brain? Would you like.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Another attempt at a question like? Imagine now you live
in Philly? Okay, imagine we're in Philly right now? Now
you think of think of a better question?
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Yeah, you know what, I don't have a question, I
guess I got.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
The question is why you ever bothered calling exactly? Because
guess what, Caleb, ha guess.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Bring will the worst Caleb she you know, just bringing
up the name Kadarius Tony is an insult to all
people named Tony Tony.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, Cadarius Tony, He's the worst Tony Bro, not even close.
It's like me Tony Fusco, than Tony Danza, than all
the rest of the Tonys. Bro. All right, where's our
next callar?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Who do we got?
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
We have a Michael we got who? I'm Michael, Michael.
I think his name is just it's just Michael, probably Michael,
you know, maybe Michael. I know you ever know what
names Michael and Michael?
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, oh, are you kidding me? It's that Miami Mike.
I would tell me Mike a show. Oh what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
This is my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Your favorite show is watching a team not make a
super Bowl for forty straight years?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Dolphins, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
About I figured I want to intimidate you guys. You
guys always seem a little nervous when I.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Call phone because you're going to ruin our show with
your city takes.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Well, come on, it's a good time to talk a
little Dolphins show.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
YEA. A great time to talk about the Dolphins is
never this guy thinks it's nineteen eighty two. Okay, what
do you want to talk about next? H Asia's next album?
Go you guys?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Done?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Can I say something?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
All right? Fine?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Go all right, listen, we're connected. You got hurts. The
guy who got pulled into a you know who came
in for one of the National Championship game again.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You got him?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
He signed what a what a five years, two hundred
and fifty five million dollar contract?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
That's what hurts.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Gott right, just go bro, what do you think what?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I want to know what you guys, because there's a
lot of controversy about too. If that's what hurts Scott.
What should tour get five years, five hundred million?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You should back up, Bro, just like you, gu Bro,
back up. Jalen Hurts all the work, the work.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Bro, somebody had to come up and mop it up,
and you know get that you need.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
To be Jalen Hurts did all the work. And then
Nick Saban no class, He put into a when Jalen
should have had that comeback. And guess what, they chased
Nick Saban out of town. He's done now.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
You weren't the bench.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's what I get out of it to Uh, this
call is going too a long if you ask me, Bro,
you've been a.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Dolphins fan for what how your entire life? When you're
gonna wake up and realize you're making some terrible choices here.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I would love to come to Philly to eat the
football's trash, but I heard the food is good.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Are you kidding me? Bro? You know what's going in
the trash? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:09):
It's you, it's you. Guess what. Mike on the bench.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
We forgot to find out if his real name is
Michael or Michael? Yeah? I forgot Bro. All right, who's next?
Who's next? Bro?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
John is next?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
John? Okay? Is it? John? Or John Bro, Yeah, you're done?
All right, John? Where are you?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Is na?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I don't even see anything. He might be in the John,
that's why exact John in the John?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Maybe his real name is like Bill. Yeah, he just
wrote John because he's not here. He's probably taking.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
A piss exactly, Bro. Sorry, we got somebody else, right,
who's next?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I see his name is Tyler Forrest. Is he in
the forest? Like Tyler and the forests? And maybe these
people are just telling you. You know, John was in the
He's not in a forest. He's not in a forest.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I'm assuming Forest is your last name?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Tyler Forest?
Speaker 9 (17:23):
That my last name?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
All right? And where are you calling us? From Vermont?
Basically he is in a forest? Bro called it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
All right? Well, you know we've had some rough takes
with a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
To save it. All right, go ahead, what's your take,
Tyler Forest?
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Uh? Well, I just wanted to bring a little bit
of an issue that I've been hearing about lately. I've
just been I've heard from multiple people that the field
has been cheating.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Give us your evidence? Yeah, what evidence? Bro?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Okay? Who's who's the best picture?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Who's the best picture.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
What are you getting at that, You're saying Rangers is
using the the Renel Blanco juice. Yeah, you think that
the argument.
Speaker 9 (18:12):
I think their best picture is El Verado. Do you
want to know why?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, you're only.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
One not using steroids.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You're just saying this because you live in Vermont. You're
all a bunch of vegetarians, all bony. So everyone looks
like they're on steroids to.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You, it's because we're built different.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We got the guns, braw you know, people in Vermont,
they're built like sticks. Yeah, exactly. Eat for dinner last night?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Was it? Was it chickpeas and hummus? What did you
eat there in Vermont?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
We mostly just consume mapple syrup.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, exactly. No nutritional value, Bro, Philly all natural? Bro,
you kidding me? You saw Rocky fall when he's training,
He's lifting rocks and doing all that stuff. Natural.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
This is why Vermont doesn't have an NFL team. There's
nobody in the whole state that's bigger off. Bro.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Who does Vermont root for in football? Bro?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
The New England Patriots. We're in New Zeland.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
New ingl Patriots.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Oh and they played by the book.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, you're talking about geis this guy's up? Patriots flying?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Let me record that gonna make you has well, guess
what's and you're ready here that show. You should be
on steroids because you're all so tiny. You're to show
you know what? All right?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That shut out the shot, shut it down on the fans,
sports shut it down?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Who sports hot line?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
All right, close it up, close the line, don't let
them ruin, which was just a terrific show.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Perfect. We want to thank our good friends at Zilly.
Thank you. Oh you kidding me? You again? What do
you want produce? What corrections? Yeah? The correction should be
you shouldn't be on this show? Yeah, exactly, Bro, what
do you want? Go hurry up?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
You said the Eagles are the most clutch team in
the league because they led the NFL last year and
fourth down percentage.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Can't argue the stats, bro. Yeah, that's called research, Bro.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
But the Eagles lost six of their last seven games
last year. That's like the opposite of clutch.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh yeah, Well, after the show, you're going to be
the opposite of a live Yeah, I'm gonna opposite on
your face till you're dead. Oh, let's get out of here.
Why hurry up.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You said the phrase cartape planch.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, Bro, too big a word for you. Bro.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
No, actually it's two words, and you got both of
them wrong. It's carte blanche. You shouldn't be using these
words if you don't even know how to pronounce them.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh yeah, well I'm going to carte your dead body
into the woods and leave it there.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah. And then I'm going to take my chainsaw and
cut tae you into little pieces. Oh please do that's it,
let's go shows over done? What you said?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
You actually agreed with Harrison Bucker that it's better for
women to be stay at home.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Makes tradition, Bro, That's how our great grandmother's wanted it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I get that this has become a sports story, but
there are certain subjects you two have no business discussing,
and this is definitely one of them.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh yeah, well, I'm going to subject you do a beating.
You know, you actually remind me of my great grandmother dead.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh isn't that a way just came across booked on
the show. Next week, super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick
Foles will be by. Leave as many comments as you
want on this video. The best one's going to be
(22:12):
taken on the prize war saw at a Tony.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Great job as always, same to you, Polly, another floorless
Shaw Toagle. We'll see your people next week. See ya,
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