April 12, 2024 • 7 mins
Froggy went to a great restaurant last night, Danielle's Happy Jack line is still available head to HappyJackWorld.com to get your apparel, Skeery wants to know if it's OK to take someone elses leftovers, Sam cannot find a sardine smell, Nate lets you know how much you sweat, and Gandhi has has an important message!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show. We need to go around the room,
steep what's on the minds of everyone in the room.
That's what we'll be calling around the room, shall we
We'll start with Froggy. He was in another room in
another state, but he's in a room, so that counts.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What's going on frog NOWNT So yesterday I went to
a restaurant here in Jacksonville I'd never been to before.
I've lived here for five years. I went to this
place called the chart House. It's right on the water
down Yeah Jacks. It is gorgeous, has the best food.
I can't believe I've lived here for five years and
have not been there. So their chances are there's a
restaurant in your town you have not tried. Have to
go try it and do it this weekend. Get out
of your comfort zone. Don't go to the same place
(00:37):
or to the same stuff. Go somewhere new.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think we have a Chartouse over by where you
guys live in Jersey, don't we?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, And we still don't think Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It was so good, beautiful views, great food, great service,
was wonderful, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right, try it right now you're making me. Now,
you're making me hungry. Danielle, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
All right? So I think either today's the last day
or this weekend the last weekend that you can get
my Happy jackline, the special line I did with Happy
Jacks World for laughterheels and for mental happiness. So you know,
the proceeds go to help mental health programs. We have
been donating so much money to them lately, and it's
so fabulous because you know, the money that we made
(01:17):
at my comedy show at Gotham Comedy Club, we paid
for two scholarships for things related with mental health health awareness. Yeah,
that's wonderful. So if you go to Happyjacksworld dot com,
last chance to get your hands on my collection that
I created that I'm really proud of. So again, happyjacksworld
dot com. And again it all goes to a good cause.
(01:37):
So thank you and shop happily.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know, Danielle. Every time I wear my Happy Jack
stuff that you design, people always ask where they come from. Well,
my friend Danielle designed it for a Happy Jack. Look
at it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Very nice?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Thank you, Scary, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
If you're having dinner somewhere and the table next to
you decides to leave after a celebration of a birthday
where a huge box of pastries was sitting and they
leave three quarters of the box of pastries. Is it
okay for you and your friends to just become vultures
and ravage that those pastries.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
As in raccoons?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, being a raccoon, because I was last night. I
was at a pizzeria type restaurante and.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Uh, they were I know that's what it is, and.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
See r I asked t o okay, oh, just checking.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
And they were celebrating a birthday and then the family
all left. They got up and they had Rispoli's pastries,
which is just to die for.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So what did you do?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
My friends and I looked at it. I'm like, oh
my god, all the canolis, look at all.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The just answered me, did you eat it?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I went first, I grabbed a canoli and I'm like,
this is so good, and everyone twelve people came in
after me from other tables. We all just descended on
these pastries.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because they were gonna be you the same guy that
walks down a hallway in a hotel late at night
and you eat off people's discarded room service.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Outside you basically sort of just did that. Well, just
saying anyway, great, pat to go to wait. You started
this out as a question would we ever do that?
I would not do that? But I eat pizza out
of trash can? So who am I to speak? And
it's okay, producer saying what's up with you?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I am a pretty neat person. I like to keep
my apartment tidy, and I am going nutskies. I can't
handle it. Savannah gets a sardine every night with dinner
because it's so good for coat and her hair and
all that thing. I don't know what happened. Was there
a spill, did it touch something. I've been scrubbing my
apartment for four days. I can't find the sardine's smell.
I can't make it go away. I washed out my
(03:42):
garbage with chlorox, the floor has been mopped, the countertops.
It feels like a tailtale heart, but it's with sardine smell.
I'm just going crazy. I don't know where it is,
but the fisher coming for me.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Guys, you have to know what it could be coming out.
It could be coming out of pores and onto her
fur and she's rolling it all over your front.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Great breath, but no, I've give them the hosts sniff test.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know, guys, what's up there?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Straight and eight? Okay, so we all sleep in a bed, right, yes, okay? Sheets?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You might want to change them today because I was
reading did you know the average person sweats twenty six
gallons of sweat over the course of a year. While sleeping,
twenty six gallons of sweat. Your body emits and gets
soaked water sheets. That's your mattress.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That sounds true, but it sounds gross.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think of like like big vats of sweat and.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, And that's why, like, if you haven't changed
your mattress in fifteen twenty years, it probably weighs three
times the amount that it did when you purchased it,
because all of your sweat gets mixed with your dead
skin cells and get soaked into the mattress. So just
think about that next time you're like, yeah, I'll just
sleep in.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
These sheets one morning. Am I the only one that's
on the two year mattress plan?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Probably I change my mattress. I try to change the
mattress every two years.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Oh yeah, that's well.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Look, you know, think about it this way. Look at
the amount of time you spend on that mattress. We
all spend a good portion of every single exactly why
would it not be worth it? I just I think
it is. I don't know, just a thought. Uh and no, gandhi,
I saved you for this for last, but because I
have a question for you. Oh, you were talking about
(05:23):
how that person was was bullying you online. You bullied
and you bullted him back, and then you were squelched
and he wasn't. Yes, did you ever complain to anyone
about that?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Someone?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Did?
Speaker 7 (05:35):
I reported it to Meta. I think they hate me,
so they've done nothing about it. They haven't even responded
to my complaints because I appealed it. It was ridiculous.
Nothing has happened, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I think that sucks, and that guy sucks. That guy
does suck anyway, So what's on your mind?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
We find other ways to do it, all right. I
wanted to put this out there for women in the world,
specifically because kidnapping. People are worried about these things, and
there's something that I saw from a former secret Service
agent who posted it the other day and I wanted
to relate it. So he said, if a man ever
approaches you as a woman and asks for help with
something physical, that is your first sign to run away,
(06:13):
because men will never ask women to help some with
something physical. If they really need some help, they'll most
likely seek out another man. So if they're coming to
you and they say, hey, I just need you to
help me put this rug in my car, Nope, run screaming.
Tell somebody about it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, you don't want them to roll you up in
the rug.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Put you in the car with.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Her, right, And that's how Ted Bundy got a lot
of people. He acted like he was incapacitated and he
needed some help getting into his car doing whatever, and
then he was kidnapping people all over the place. So
just keep that in mind. Men typically don't ask for
help for women from you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know what, This is a very good point, and
it's very sad that we live in a world where
you need to be cautious about every single person that
does anything around you or to you, or around whatever.
But we do live in that world, and so it's
better to be safe than sorry. It's a stranger they
may get, they may seem I don't want to make
them upset. Well, it doesn't matter. You don't know them,
you're never gonna see them again, so go the other way.
And I think that's great advice.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Absolutely, thank you. I saw it from someone else.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I stole it so well.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm sure they stole it from someone too. I mean,
it's okay to pass things on. We're not stealing, per se.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Especially that stuff that's not stealing, that's good stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't trust anyone anymore. And you know what, it's
a shame that we live in a world like that.
But better safe than sorry, And there's and it's even
better if you if you pass along to some other
people because the more people that know it, those safer
you and your circle will be. So you did a
great thing.
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show. We need to go around the room,
steep what's on the minds of everyone in the room.
That's what we'll be calling around the room, shall we
We'll start with Froggy. He was in another room in
another state, but he's in a room, so that counts.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What's going on frog NOWNT So yesterday I went to
a restaurant here in Jacksonville I'd never been to before.
I've lived here for five years. I went to this
place called the chart House. It's right on the water
down Yeah Jacks. It is gorgeous, has the best food.
I can't believe I've lived here for five years and
have not been there. So their chances are there's a
restaurant in your town you have not tried. Have to
go try it and do it this weekend. Get out
of your comfort zone. Don't go to the same place
(00:37):
or to the same stuff. Go somewhere new.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think we have a Chartouse over by where you
guys live in Jersey, don't we?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, And we still don't think Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It was so good, beautiful views, great food, great service,
was wonderful, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right, try it right now you're making me. Now,
you're making me hungry. Danielle, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
All right? So I think either today's the last day
or this weekend the last weekend that you can get
my Happy jackline, the special line I did with Happy
Jacks World for laughterheels and for mental happiness. So you know,
the proceeds go to help mental health programs. We have
been donating so much money to them lately, and it's
so fabulous because you know, the money that we made
(01:17):
at my comedy show at Gotham Comedy Club, we paid
for two scholarships for things related with mental health health awareness. Yeah,
that's wonderful. So if you go to Happyjacksworld dot com,
last chance to get your hands on my collection that
I created that I'm really proud of. So again, happyjacksworld
dot com. And again it all goes to a good cause.
(01:37):
So thank you and shop happily.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know, Danielle. Every time I wear my Happy Jack
stuff that you design, people always ask where they come from. Well,
my friend Danielle designed it for a Happy Jack. Look
at it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Very nice?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Thank you, Scary, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
If you're having dinner somewhere and the table next to
you decides to leave after a celebration of a birthday
where a huge box of pastries was sitting and they
leave three quarters of the box of pastries. Is it
okay for you and your friends to just become vultures
and ravage that those pastries.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
As in raccoons?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, being a raccoon, because I was last night. I
was at a pizzeria type restaurante and.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Uh, they were I know that's what it is, and.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
See r I asked t o okay, oh, just checking.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
And they were celebrating a birthday and then the family
all left. They got up and they had Rispoli's pastries,
which is just to die for.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So what did you do?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
My friends and I looked at it. I'm like, oh
my god, all the canolis, look at all.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The just answered me, did you eat it?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I went first, I grabbed a canoli and I'm like,
this is so good, and everyone twelve people came in
after me from other tables. We all just descended on
these pastries.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because they were gonna be you the same guy that
walks down a hallway in a hotel late at night
and you eat off people's discarded room service.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Outside you basically sort of just did that. Well, just
saying anyway, great, pat to go to wait. You started
this out as a question would we ever do that?
I would not do that? But I eat pizza out
of trash can? So who am I to speak? And
it's okay, producer saying what's up with you?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I am a pretty neat person. I like to keep
my apartment tidy, and I am going nutskies. I can't
handle it. Savannah gets a sardine every night with dinner
because it's so good for coat and her hair and
all that thing. I don't know what happened. Was there
a spill, did it touch something. I've been scrubbing my
apartment for four days. I can't find the sardine's smell.
I can't make it go away. I washed out my
(03:42):
garbage with chlorox, the floor has been mopped, the countertops.
It feels like a tailtale heart, but it's with sardine smell.
I'm just going crazy. I don't know where it is,
but the fisher coming for me.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Guys, you have to know what it could be coming out.
It could be coming out of pores and onto her
fur and she's rolling it all over your front.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Great breath, but no, I've give them the hosts sniff test.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know, guys, what's up there?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Straight and eight? Okay, so we all sleep in a bed, right, yes, okay? Sheets?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Right?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You might want to change them today because I was
reading did you know the average person sweats twenty six
gallons of sweat over the course of a year. While sleeping,
twenty six gallons of sweat. Your body emits and gets
soaked water sheets. That's your mattress.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That sounds true, but it sounds gross.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think of like like big vats of sweat and.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, And that's why, like, if you haven't changed
your mattress in fifteen twenty years, it probably weighs three
times the amount that it did when you purchased it,
because all of your sweat gets mixed with your dead
skin cells and get soaked into the mattress. So just
think about that next time you're like, yeah, I'll just
sleep in.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
These sheets one morning. Am I the only one that's
on the two year mattress plan?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Probably I change my mattress. I try to change the
mattress every two years.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Oh yeah, that's well.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Look, you know, think about it this way. Look at
the amount of time you spend on that mattress. We
all spend a good portion of every single exactly why
would it not be worth it? I just I think
it is. I don't know, just a thought. Uh and no, gandhi,
I saved you for this for last, but because I
have a question for you. Oh, you were talking about
(05:23):
how that person was was bullying you online. You bullied
and you bullted him back, and then you were squelched
and he wasn't. Yes, did you ever complain to anyone
about that?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Someone?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Did?
Speaker 7 (05:35):
I reported it to Meta. I think they hate me,
so they've done nothing about it. They haven't even responded
to my complaints because I appealed it. It was ridiculous.
Nothing has happened, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I think that sucks, and that guy sucks. That guy
does suck anyway, So what's on your mind?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
We find other ways to do it, all right. I
wanted to put this out there for women in the world,
specifically because kidnapping. People are worried about these things, and
there's something that I saw from a former secret Service
agent who posted it the other day and I wanted
to relate it. So he said, if a man ever
approaches you as a woman and asks for help with
something physical, that is your first sign to run away,
(06:13):
because men will never ask women to help some with
something physical. If they really need some help, they'll most
likely seek out another man. So if they're coming to
you and they say, hey, I just need you to
help me put this rug in my car, Nope, run screaming.
Tell somebody about it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, you don't want them to roll you up in
the rug.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Put you in the car with.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Her, right, And that's how Ted Bundy got a lot
of people. He acted like he was incapacitated and he
needed some help getting into his car doing whatever, and
then he was kidnapping people all over the place. So
just keep that in mind. Men typically don't ask for
help for women from you.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know what, This is a very good point, and
it's very sad that we live in a world where
you need to be cautious about every single person that
does anything around you or to you, or around whatever.
But we do live in that world, and so it's
better to be safe than sorry. It's a stranger they
may get, they may seem I don't want to make
them upset. Well, it doesn't matter. You don't know them,
you're never gonna see them again, so go the other way.
And I think that's great advice.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Absolutely, thank you. I saw it from someone else.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I stole it so well.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm sure they stole it from someone too. I mean,
it's okay to pass things on. We're not stealing, per se.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Especially that stuff that's not stealing, that's good stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't trust anyone anymore. And you know what, it's
a shame that we live in a world like that.
But better safe than sorry, And there's and it's even
better if you if you pass along to some other
people because the more people that know it, those safer
you and your circle will be. So you did a
great thing.
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