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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So here's the mission. We have an we have an assignment.
They're doing a new Jurassic part film. We're supposed to
come out July fourth weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
How exciting, what Charlott.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Johansenson, there you go. So here's the thing. They want
the sound of a radio show to play in a
car in the background, if you could finish every single Okay,
So the scene is a guy driving a car, I guess,
and there's the radio's on, and they want us to
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be doing the show. So you can actually just say
a bunch of bs and no one would actually care.
Oh you hear the background is wah wah wah, wah
wah wah. So we're like, okay, let's do like Okay,
it's July fourth in New York City. It's hot, it's steamy. Well,
would you please can you just go away? You're ruining
my you're ruining my deb I hope this is the
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audio they pull. What is it? I do not have
that direction. Okay, the only direction I have is some
sort of New York City centric conversation. Who have the
time of year? We don't have a day of the
Who wasn't that said July fourth? Garrett said it because
that's when the movie supposedly comes out. But they move
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those dates all the time. Garrett, you've heard July fourth, right,
that's when it's released. That's when it's supposed to be released.
Are we is? Look, I'm losing my voice. Don't make
me scream. You're making Daddy mad? Are we assuming it's
going to come out during a warm month? Correct? But
that's not necessarily when the movie is stay okay, But
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here's the thing. We have to set the scene to
the day it's coming out. You know what I'm saying.
It's a hot day in New York.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You don't know that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, we could be in winter shot, you know, could
be winter directed.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Get it out, you know, everything will be on the
cutting room floor. Oh my god, are you having We
just keep out.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The temperatures and we keep out the what don't we
just do too?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh? We could do that. I guess we go do
two versions. It's so cold my teaser.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do one for every season?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And then well, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
About the trees, the leaves falling off through?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, here we go. I need I need a traffic founder.
Here we go, traffic, We go to traffic. What a
beautiful spring day. Pollen everywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Cars are covered.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, there's there's the first one. No, no, no second,
Oh my god, I try to give you direction. Wait listen, mister.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Traffic.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What a hot day? It is? So hot? A is?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
What a hot day? It is so hot?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Terrible actors, you're awful. I kick you off My sex
so fast. He was really good with words.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That was terrible.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, here we go. Okay, okay, oh god, there's no camera.
You don't need to do that. There's such a douche.
What a hot day. Look at that top? How hot
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is it?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't want to get stuck behind a garbage truck?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
And this here? Okay, okay, let's be serious now, enough
of this hanky panky. What a hot day. You're driving
into the city. The backup at the Lincoln Tunnel is massive,
and that's why you should take the trains. You guys
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are awful. I don't want to do it. You've done
this for years. What I don't do traffic, I never.
I don't do time, I don't do weather. I don't
do traffic. I don't do those You.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Mentioned the eye in the sky.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Right, stuff, a little jargon. I've been a right down
jargon down in Lincoln, Lincoln, Holland g w B thirty
minutes and you got a jackknife traffic to track the
trailer on the l I. Yeah, and we.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Got some disabled vehicle in the right lane.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, we're gonna send it to a laying change for
a bigger deal. Here, traffic in the city, in your life,
I'm from here there or five Here we go. Hey, guys,
it's hot. You have a hot day, but let's get
into your traffic. The asphalt is bubbly on the b Q.
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You guys are terrible the beach.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Give your not an extra forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Go down the shore and get some of that taffy.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, and the fudge. Don't forget the fudge.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
This is awful. It's so hot. New York smells like
New Jersey. Okay, it's so hot. It smells like New
Jersey in New York.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
No, it's so hot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
New York smells like New Jersey. Storm hundred traffic is traffic,
not weather.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh weather, they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's so hot.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Do you have this to say? What's the temperature, weather.
You don't know what time of year you could there
could be snow in the ground. Out of t rex
Is walking through the snows. They didn't ask for anything.
This is my point. Hold on, hold on, I got you.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Be careful of t recks, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Storm traffic driving into the city's gonna take you a
long time. The g w B is stacked all the
way all the way to Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It was getting backed up when I was coming in
this morning. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Anyone have painful rectal itch.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Anyone forget it. We're never going to be in this movie.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Try it again nowhere. We're out of time from the top.
Let's do something more modern and contemporary. Right right here?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What's the.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh, what's up? Hot? Ninety five degrees at am and
there you go. That's the time. Now here's fat, juicy
and wet my song from Bruno Mars for you. If
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they don't use that, take I there's something wrong with that.