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May 14, 2024 4 mins
We are feeling our wild sides and asking what animals we think we all are. Do you agree?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, so if you if you could be an animal,
let's say, if you were an animal, what animal would
you be? Have you ever thought about.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This if you could be one?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Or like?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
What actually are you?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know what what animal are you? Let's put it
that way. I know that you and your boyfriend Brandon
got into this, Gandhi, Yeah, he's rude, obviously, you know
you weren't sober, ye kind of So what animal are you?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
So?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I said, he's a wolf. I think he's very wolf like.
He said, I am a combination of a bug and
a raptor. How can you be a bug and a raptor?
I don't know, but it felt fitting, I guess. And
then Andrew was like, yeah, I totally agree with that.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Rude.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Isn't a rap like a Ruptor's a bird? Right? Like
a dinosaur?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, like okay, like.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
A dinosaur and a bug. I was thinking about this.
You know Alex of course, you know, working at the zoo.
Since he was a kid, he was really really into
the foxes. Oh yeah, and I see him with mannerisms
of a fox. Oh, because I guess he was hanging
around them, So I consider him either a fox or
from the swimming pool. He only does that thing where
he just silently swims around. It doesn't make any noise,

(01:23):
and all you see are his eyes. He's like an
alligator ready to attack. I could see both of those.
But what animal would I be? Do you have an
animal for me? I know Nate's thinking you're a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think you'd be a monkey because you're playful. You
know you have that Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Play chicks on people, kind of I do. I don't know.
You're you're you're fun and finicky and scary. You're more
of a sloth, dude. I was going to say, you
took the words out of my mouth. I almost I
moved slowly self admitted. I like absolutely. I like.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You. You like to eat like slots have low stress,
low anxiety.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
They don't have any real.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Proglots drive one block to the restaurant, definitely.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Right, always sleeping. What about Danielle, Danielle, Wow, because you're
you're kind of feisty. I think a goat. I think
your goat noise, man, I mean, goats are kind of
let me hear you. Let's hear your goat again, let's
see if this is you. I think you're the goat.
You're a goat. You're the goat.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I'm the goat.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Froggy froggies. Froggy is like a hound.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, I want to be a dog because you're a dog.
I'm loyal, but at the same time, I can be
a little irritating sometimes, like I want to play when
other people don't want to play, Like com let's go,
so let's have a good time.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I can see that you're a dog. Somebody has to
be a jacket as Yeah, matey stubborn. You're very stubborn.
I'm a jackass. Okay, there there you have. Here's your
menagerie of animals. But a raptor bug. I don't know.
That's a strange one, don't Gandhi. I think we can
come up with it. You're some sort of bird to me,

(03:17):
like like not a not a little chirpy bird, like
a big bird. Uh, No, you're not, because I find
them to be a bit awkward. She's right, you're giving frog.
I think you're a cassowary. Nice bird. No, they're the
most they are the most dangerous. That's one of that

(03:40):
giant beak right like the humongous. They can actually kick
right through your torso.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
O my god, Oh damn, I like that.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't know about the beak and look it up. Cassowary.
I think they've killed people, haven't they.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Know they do?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It is the most dangerous bird on the planet Earth.
You don't want to, but I find you to what
I thought it was. You know, the cassuaries are frightening.
They know they will kill you. You never ever want to
be in the same area as a cassowary. Before my
nose job in college, I might have been the too.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Can Okay, Elvis, they're texting in for you A koala,
a groundhog.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, I'll take those. Those are nice. I want to
let's play a song. Do we have song about animals? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
The Bloodhound Gang we do. Yeah, You and me baby
ain't nothing but mammals.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh my god, push the play hold on a second.
We to wait for it. Okay. We've had sort of
a thematic show today. It's been very animal centric. Is
it not bad touch? I appreciate it any here it
is

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