#77 Some Guy Tells Brody To Speak Quietly & Skeery Ate Brody's Wife's Salad

#77: Brody's chopped salad mix up (pun intended) leads to a free appetizer for Skeery and a misunderstanding at the Brody house; A visitor to the radio station gets pissed we are making too much noise and he can't make a phone call...in our common area; Free Sh*t For Us; Listener Email.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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of this brody this song A lord, there you go. No,

(02:34):
they're talking about the song leave a song on. Okay,
talking about this studio. This is the third week in
a row. Okay, Mark Marcus on your calendar. Is the third,
the second, and maybe the fourth. It's the second, at
least the third, second week in a row that we
are in the Jakoty studio. So the left speaker up
here on the ceiling. We have these giant speakers hanging

(02:55):
from the ceiling. The left one doesn't work. Yeah, how
are you here? We can't even hear. The phone jacks
were scariest sitting don't work. It's coming out of the leftier.
Only when we moved into these this studio here in
New York in two thousand eight, this was the the
creme de la creme, the Porsche of the Mercedes Benz.
If you would this was the studio. This is the

(03:15):
We are sitting in the original Elvis Duran Network studio
where we did our show from every morning. In fact,
if you look at on the intercom box back there,
I think it says Scary Jones on it, and at
all people that don't work here anymore, people that don't
work here. But also but but that's exactly my point.
Why is there no upkeep? We we left for a bigger,

(03:36):
better studio back in two thousand and fourteen. So with
this studio now for five years, has been used and
abused by whoever wants to just show up and abuse.
I don't know how the other people use it. So
I use it for walkers and talkers. We don't have
a problem with that. We're pro. We don't get fancy schmancy.
We have sound effects and dropped and music. We you know,

(03:56):
because and talkers. I have a lot of celebrity ideas.
But then when have for sound effects have to do
and do my own Walking Dead sound effects? Is that
how you do? That's that's there? A walker? No, no, no,
you're clear in your throat. It's more yeah that you know,
if you're Walking Dead fan, you're like, yeah, that's great.

(04:18):
By the way, speaking of Walkers and Talkers, two episodes
this week, only because it's shorter than The Brooklyn Boys,
I did like a bonus. That's fine, twelve minute episode. Us.
Do you think you think I have episode and no, no,
I just want to let the audience the slices. No,
but I did a prediction episode on Walkers and Talkers.
If you're a fan of the Walking Dad, you know
this Sunday the twenty what is going to be one

(04:41):
of the most important episodes in the history of the show.
But most likely you've heard this after that past so possibly, well,
I don't know. We get a found out that the
last one that we found out why the two people
have the exers on their back and why they killed kids? Yeah,
why is that? You just know that they did it?
You don't know what they killed kids. I watched Twitter. Okay,
spoiler spoilers and by the way, that's not a spoiler alert,
that's a spoiler. God, I can't stand it when people say, oh, yeah,

(05:03):
he dies at the end, spoiler alert. No no, no no,
no spoiler alerts. When you go spoiler alert, but he
covers their ears and you go the kids die at
the end, right, but you can't go spoiler alert. You
give the actual spoiler spoiler spoiler alert. It's too late.
You can't alert. It's like unless you're dyslexic. No, that's
not how dyslexia works. I'd like to apologize. That's another

(05:25):
thing that Brody hates is when people confuse the meaning
of the word dysplea. Can you read words and numbers
backwards or out of order? Yeah? Right? Okay, this different
forms of any I was making a pun or a nup.
There's that. There's that. So anyway, can we go back
to our regular studio and do this on a freaking Thursday? Okay,
let me guess next week. Can't do it on Thursday.

(05:45):
Let me check. Hold on, I check next thursday. This.
You know what happened this third yesterday? You know what happened.
Don't act like you don't know what happened. What happened
on Thursday? You know what happened. No, I don't. We
had conference calls, that's right, we did. Yeah. No, We've
been called into a lot of meetings lately. There's been
a lot going on, and and we want to do
this for you as often as we can. I know

(06:08):
it was a lofty goal to say that we would
be here twice a week for you, but it's almost impossible.
We can't even get one of them off. No, and uh,
you know next week next I don't know about next week.
Maybe Thursday, hopefully Thursday, hopefully, hopefully Thursday. All right, So
I gotta update you on the salad story if I could,
If I could do that, By the way, I want
to thank you for that salad. Welcome. I I enjoyed.

(06:29):
I I reaped the awards. So it was a roller
coaster ride of emotion and things that you guys know
me for all right. When I when I tell the story, like, oh,
I know all the stops along this train. One morning
you walked in with a chopped salad. Let me stut
in the beginning, I strom the beginning. You don't want
to start from the middle. No, I don't go back
with no, no, no, no. Okay, the scary ended up

(06:53):
eating the salad. That's the end of the story. That's
the that's the that's the minute. Okay. So here's what happened.
I loved it. Um my wife orders from chopped. I
told you a couple weeks ago. They didn't chop the
chopp salad. Okay, we had that. So she says to
me on let's say Tuesday night, Hey, I'm ordering from
Chopped on the app. Do you want you usual, which

(07:13):
is a caesar salad? No kale because they do a
romaine in kale caesar, So I have to believe it.
That's how she ordered because she knows you like a book.
So it's not like she got the wrong thing. Okay.
So she comes home and my daughter, one of them,
gets a caesar salad also, so there's always two caesar salads.
She eats one that night and I take mine to
work the next day because by time she comes on
my eating mine already. So my wife says, I'm putting

(07:38):
your salad in the drawer right now the refrigerator. We
have fruit and vegetable drawer, and below that's the meat drawer.
Right there's two big drawers. But I always wondered why
they were labeled. I'm like, do they do different things
to humidity and the temperature? Yes, so so those drawers
really do. Yeah. Like I have a slider and adjustment
on it's a crisper, Chris, what does the crisper do it?

(08:01):
Keeps basically like you know when your French fries gets
soggy because you didn't poke holes in the style phones.
It's like that. It keeps the temperature at the point
where the lettuce won't wilt. So I shouldn't put my
meat in the crisper. It depends what she looks like,
all right, So so she says, I'm putting it in
the drawer. Great, So I go by my business, I
do my homework for the show, go to bed. I
get up now. Normally I packed my lunch, but don't

(08:22):
have to because the salads in the drawer. I go
in the drawer. There's the salad. I take it, put
it in my nap in my backpack. Come to work.
Oh around eight o'clock. I'm ready to eat my caesar salad.
And by the way, those of you are saying, David,
you don't need vegetables. I don't, but I do like
caesar salad. It's lettuce and like fattening dressing and some
crutons and chicken. Because because she ordered its super chopped,

(08:42):
because you can't order chopped anymore, it was it looked great.
So I started eating it at my desk and it
doesn't it. I'm like, oh, this is not right. So
first I feel like maybe it went bad since last night.
But it was a refrigerator, it was in the crisper.
It's a twist, all right. So I'm eating the salad
and it doesn't taste right. So I'm thinking something about
this is wrong. And there's something crunchy in here that

(09:04):
I'm not used to and it looks like there might
be pieces of onion or radish, but it's all minstup
so it's hard to tell. But it's not. It doesn't
something's wrong into this. It tastes spoiled. He pulls said
is there kale in here? This tastes like ship here?
Try this, okay? I said, yes, very similar to that.
By the way, that's a whole other conversation. You should

(09:25):
never say. This tastes like is this bad? Check it
out because it's it's not worthy of me eating it.
But you're gonna eat it. I'm gonna give it. I'm
gonna pass a great story, scary, but you ate the
salad like you inhaled it. So everybody is the US
Postal Service calling me in the middle of this podcast.
I don't know, should I take it. No, just stamp
that out right here. Just I'm gonna take it. I'm
gonna take it. This might be at Hello. They hung

(09:48):
up on me a spoof call. So last week I
told you Belarus called you saw my phone? Ukraine? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know why it keeps Slovenia called me. I
don't know. I think that now people are pretending to
be the U. S. Postal Service, right, and then anyway
back to your story. All right, so I'm asking everybody.
I'm thinking maybe, even though I know my wife orted it,

(10:10):
no kale, Maybe this kale. And I see this lettuce
in here that looks really dark green, a little darker
than the normal romaine. So I show everybody and they're like,
that could be kale. And then Gandhi on on the
other straight morning show, she pixel a lout and shows
it's either kale of spinach. So it's just something's wrong.
My caesar salad is not right. So Scary says, uh,

(10:33):
put a little on a plate from me over here,
help me try it. So I put it on a
plate so good. Scares like this is fantastic, And honestly,
not only was it good, it wasn't great because it
was free. It was great because it tasted amazing. All
these tastes, Oh my god, it so scary. Is doing
this like a like a bunny rat. I taste on
your did some kale? Could be spinach? I taste blue cheese?

(10:59):
So I said, this dumb blue cheese. It's a caesar salad.
I don't know. I kind of taste blue cheese. I say,
I hate blue cheese, and he goes, do you hate
the salad? Yes, his cooky blue cheese. I go, there's
something in there, like onion or something or like radish,
just I don't know what it is. Looked like and
it had a pepper taste to it. It was very pepper.
The whole salad very pepper. And I thought, at first,
is this like a mini potato because it had a

(11:19):
potato quality. Yeah. I don't know what it was, but
this stuff in it that I did not order and
I loved it. So you was like, take it scary,
just neat. He's like, oh, I was like, thank you,
my free free appetizer. Free appetizer. So he hates the
whole thing. So I texted my wife and I say,
you know, I think maybe there was kale in the
salad or so, I don't know what's wrong. Something's not right. Well,

(11:41):
I ordered and I checked the app and said, no, Kale,
I don't know. So I said, were they making it
when you were there? She was, I don't know. Maybe
they put the wrong salad. I don't know. I don't know.
So I was like, I'm gonna call. So I call up.
I call up the location and I said, hey, can
I speak to a manager? Yet? No problem, I said, Look,
I like the place, except for the whole super chopped thing.

(12:01):
Man as he gets on the phone and I say, listen, uh,
this is who I am. He's, oh, yeah, Brody, right, yeah,
your wife comes in all the time, and then we've
seen you I know the name, Yeah, regular customers. So
I tell him what happened. I said, we order the
season salad and okale and he's all these things in it.
I don't know what's going on. It doesn't taste right,
he says. You know, I'm terribly sorry, says I said.
But before I get to that, let me talk to

(12:22):
you about the super chop chopp thing you know that
we talked about last episode. I go, you guys aren't
chopping the food anymore, you're pre chopping and you're not chopping.
You got all the super chop, but you chopped chopped
to be chopped. Well, you know, for speed, we find
pre chopping is enough. People seem to like it. It's
still chopped. It's just not finally chopped. So I go,
I know, but super chopped is the way you used
to do it, So can't you just do it that? Well?

(12:44):
It takes a lot longer when we're busy and the
people people are find with chopped. I'm like, right, whatever,
So he says to me on a previous episode of
I think seventy six last week. So he says to me,
that's not sure. Yeah it is, he says to me.
Now he says the golden words. He says, Mr Bertie,
what I have to do to make this right? I
feel terrible. He's a describe to me what it tasted like.

(13:04):
I said, pepper, But he says, I gotta be honest
with you. Pepper seems like it could be a rugala.
Rugala's has a peppery taste to it. I said, I put,
this shouldn't be rugle, and and described the other thing.
So I said, it feels like maybe like a root vegetable,
something sliced up like it's it's like it's got that consistency.
He said, it could be a radish, maybe a radish
fell in. How does a radish and a rugal of

(13:26):
fall salad? I said, did the super chop suddenly like
extra ingredients? I don't know, so I said, okay, so
blah blah. He says, what can I do to make
you happy? I said, well, I gotta be honest with you,
because anything you want, how can I make it up
to you? Now? You know me? Even it's not even
free dessert. So I say to him, you know what,
I really would just like a Caesar salad. If I
could swing by on Friday and just get a Caesar

(13:47):
salad with no kale, that makes me really happy and
we'll be even. I know, I've said, even as I
know the guy's nice. He offered, whatever you want, right, Okay,
he says, absolutely, you coming Friday. You ask for me,
I'll put your name on the board. Anybody can help you,
hooking them up, hooking me up? Great? Okay. So I
go home. I'm having uh talking to my wife at

(14:09):
the table. I see I'm not gonna believe this. I
tell the story, and she says, um, could it have
been hearts of palm in the salad? I don't know,
hearts of palm, radishes, I don't know. I don't need
any of that stuff. Could be anything. You had a
blue cheese taste to it. Yeah, you had a blue
cheese taste to it. Yeah. Uh huh um, that was
my salad. What she said, I put your salad in

(14:32):
the bottom drawer. Well, so I said, now, scary, I
need your opinion on this. So she's like, I can't
believe it my salad. Now when when I go to
eat my salad later? Wait a second, So she started
eating it. No, she didn't start eating it because because
she brought home a salad for her to take to work.
But she never she didn't. I was gonna say, because
now then I kind of mete out with your wife. No,

(14:54):
you did not. You did not. She would have eaten
the salad was untouched salad. She had brought it to
take home for dinner. So I'm having this conversation with
her before we had dinner the other night last night.
I guess, right, so you had an epiphany? So she well, no,
I had a salad so she says, well, that was
my salad. So I said, okay, But if you had

(15:16):
a salad in one drawer and my salad was in
the other drawer, why wouldn't you say to me, David,
your drawers, your salads in the top drawer or the
bottom drawer, and you I went for the top drawer.
I could see it from open the fridge. I could
see the sud. Okay, I said, you didn't say I
have a salad. Also, I looked at it. It's minced
up little. It's not like a cop salad at a
restaurant the egg. That's part of the problem, because that's small.

(15:41):
All the salads look alike, and they could be completely okay.
So there's a two part question. Now. Number one, is
she wrong for not telling me specifically there's two salads?
Take yours in the bottom? No, how would I know
which is where? She didn't tell me it was a salad,
because she first of all, you should have looked seeing
that there was another salad. Would I look for another
a sound? She didn't say, I'm putting both salads in

(16:01):
the drawers. I didn't even know she ordered a salad.
Every night she comes home with a salad for me,
a salad from my daughter. I don't have this problem.
I live alone. Yeah, because guess what, every fucking salad
and every more. Okay, but nobody ordered it for you.
My wife was kind enough to order the salad for me. Well, okay,
so that's Paul one of the party. I ate your
wife's salad. You watch your mouth, motherfucker. So here's my

(16:24):
second part of the problem. Now, what do I do
about the free salad that's waiting for the store today?
Go get it? But they don't owe me a salad
in their mind they do. Yeah, but in my mind
I know that they didn't f up my order, but
they already agreed to it because he is the thing
treated his free dessert. Take it like you're gonna grab
a grape soda. You No, you have no conscience today.

(16:46):
So the best to say that you're gonna have a
conscience today. Okay. The best part is so yesterday I
came to work with the other salad because my wife
didn't want to see the salad. So I got that one,
that one, and you had the other one, and I
ain't the other one? Do I take the free season
salad from the from the store, or you give one
to your wife, you give the you make good on
your way. That's what I think I need to do.
I think you need to take the one that your

(17:07):
wife missed down because I technically ate her salad. But
then I don't owe your own chopped the money for
that salad. I just got a free salad. So you
got free salad or free entree or the opposite of
free dessert, free appetizing, free appetizer. I got free appetizer,
you've got free appetizer. I think what I think the
right thing to do here would be to go I
was gonna take great term. I was gonna go stop

(17:28):
by and get your wife to salad. Well, you know
what they should label their salads. How about that they
should put a sticker on into something. Then then you
can complete to corporate and get a gift card. What
do you want me to do? Nice? I like the
way I'm thinking what you're thinking. That you're gone after all,
But I think you're right. I think his thing my
wife does listen to the podcast none that she's already angry,
and we're not angry, but annoyed, and now no longer

(17:48):
annoyed about the sound that was twenty years ago. It
was two years ago. It was two days ago. So
I feel like I can still get to see the
salad for myself. Because if I say I want the
other thing, and I ordered the thing I described to him,
that's a problem. If I go in there, I go, yeah,
I want to get my free salad. Uh. You know,
I want radishes and hearts of palm and blue cheese
and everything else. He's gonna wait a minute. Isn't that
the one you called him complained about. Then the jig

(18:11):
is up. So I can only do that if he's
not there that day. So now my takeaway here is
I owe you a steak and a salad. That's what
I'm thinking. All right, that was very nice. Um, well,
I couldn't sleep look at this. I got bags under
my eyes. Uh. Toilet Brian is in town? Oh no,
falls asleep on the toilet. Brian. Do you know who

(18:31):
did I ever touch you about you? Did you have
a best friends? Brian's one of my best friends. Went
to um college with him. We did college radio together.
You know, he's been a journeyman of radio. He's now
in Chicago doing mornings and well, you know he got
the name toilet Brian because he gets polluted drunk and

(18:51):
we always end up sharing rooms together. And we were
in a hotel room and he comes in late at
night and he opens the light, closes the bathroom door,
doesn't lock it, and legit falls asleep on the toilet
and he doesn't even crap. He just sits there and
falls asleep. So he's asked me if he could crash

(19:13):
on my couch all week. So he comes in my
place Tuesday and he's here through Sunday. And I gotta
tell you, you always regret your days in. I'm like,
why doesn't this guy just get a hotel? And mean,
I love the guy because it's free at the skier
in It really is. But here's what happens. He comes
and drunk, he bumbles and stumbles, he knocks it over.

(19:34):
He wakes me up, and I gotta work the next day.
He's on vacation, so yeah, and then sometimes he locks
himself in the bathroom and he falls asleep on the
toilet and and and I'm like, dude, I gotta get
in there. I gotta get up to take a shot.
What do you mean? He sometimes he always falls asleep
on the toilet today. He fell asleep on the lazy

(19:54):
boy I have, like I have one of those reclining chairs,
not a lazy By brand, no jingle, don't hit it.
You don't have a sponsor sponsor. I was ready, though,
I know I was right there. That's ready, always always ready.
So he he's he's sleeping, he's snoring up a storm.
It's two thirty in the morning. And all of a sudden,
I hear, what is that sound that you Android people,

(20:16):
your phone makes when not when it needs a new
battery charger, when the battery charger is I don't know.
I don't have sounds. I turn the sounds off. I
don't like, No, that doesn't that's the thing he does that.
I don't know whatever the hell that is. It was terrible,
and I fucking woke up and he was drunk. So
I'm like, dude, I'm like, your phone's going off. Something's up.
It needs a new charger. It's a charger update or

(20:38):
needs charge your update two thirty in the morning, dude,
And and he it took him about five minutes struggling
with his phone because he was so drunk. Do you
guys have those things where you actually slide your finger
around the thing to like get the code instead of
an actual card. It's one of the many ways to
open the phone, not a smart way of opening your phone.
So it took him ten minutes. I I literally have

(21:01):
his finger on the phone and I'm trying to say,
what's it. It's nine it's nine dots. You have to
you have to slide around in the right order. When
you're drunk. You don't know how to slide around. You
gotta and you gotta change that order every couple of weeks.
Like you can't keep that well, he would, He couldn't
do it. He's like, I can't. He was. He was
sitting in the chair fumbling with this phone and his

(21:22):
goddamn alarm or whatever the hell was going off. I'm like, dude,
you're waking up my neighbors. I'm like, I'm wide awake now. Finally,
after about eleven different tries in different ways and trying, dude,
I try, he finally got it open the phone and
then he says, Okay, great, fixed it. I went back
to sleep. Twenty minutes later, Dude, the fucking alarm thing

(21:42):
goes off again on his phone. He's snoring again. I
have to get out of bed, wake him up. There's
a volume control, just lower the volume. He was I
don't know how to control an Android. I don't know.
I don't. It's like it's like me, like trying to
hold a baby. I can't, can't dog or none of it.
So so I'm sitting there and dude, this was the
worst experience I've ever had. I never went back to sleep.

(22:05):
I've been up since two thirty in the morning. I
didn't sleep for more than ten minutes past that at
a given time because his alarm keep going off and
it was again. It was a charger alarm. It it's
an update charger or charger update. I don't know, whatever
it was. I'm I'm pissed. Anyway, I don't know what
to do. I got two more nights with this guy. Well,

(22:25):
first of all, I would make sure you know the
code open his phone. Second of all, make sure you
put it on no volume or turn off. You can
put on do not disturb, and they don't be a
he sounds while he's sleeping, I know. But he can
set the top. He can set your Android phone do
not disturb, let's say from ten pm too. You know
he doesn't have these things on his phone. I don't
know what he does. But anyway, if he's not sleeping

(22:46):
on my toilet and blocking my bathroom, his alarm on
his phone is going off. Great. This is why I
don't live alone so I can tell people I can't
have you over have a family. Say there's a silver line,
you're on salad and you have Brian on your toilet
falling asleep. I guess I do, I really do. He
is a good guy, but you gotta get them out
of there, all right, I do. Alright, Um, I got

(23:08):
a lot of stuff to bitch about, but we should
talk about our friends at robin Hood first. Oh, I'm
not gonna bitch about that. I mean, you want to
talk about something that's positive in your life. Um, you've
seen the stock market and the way it's rolling. Um
that's doing. I mean it goes up and down, up
and download. Personally, I personally have made some money off
of our friends at robin Hood. Robin Hood's an investing

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up at Brooklyn dot robin hood dot com. What's that again, Brodie,
Brooklyn dot robin hood dot com. We'll be back after this,
all right. I got a bunch of clips I've been
pulling for a couple of weeks. Now I want to
get them off my chest. Go for it. I'm gonna
see first, congratulate me today. Bro Oh, I got the article.

(24:57):
You wanna do the article first? Well, no, we'll go. Okay,
do you do your clips, but let's explain. Let's explain
you guys know. A couple of weeks ago I did
for all Access, which is the industry standard for the
radio industry. It's your one stop shop for news and
job postings and happenings. It's a really cool site, all
access dot com to go download do all Access app.
You can read about what's going on. So they did

(25:18):
a ten questions with David Brodie a few weeks ago,
and Scary took a little longer to get his questions in.
I wanted you to go first so you could could
say by yeah, Well, here's the thing. I thought they
were gonna be the exact same questions because I was
interested to see how you answered some of the questions,
like how the podcast got started in different things. But
they asked you a bunch of different questions and you
use that opportunity and one of the questions to take
a swipe at me. So I tweeted out the link.

(25:40):
Despite that I put on my Facebook page. I put
it on Twitter. Very nice and so you can read it.
Just look for the all Access article and it's it's
specifically the one that's ten questions with Scary I'll send
it out from the at Brooklyn Boys w you can
find it, and and ten questions with David Brody from
a couple of weeks. We get to that in a minute.
But here's some other things I'm upset out other than Scary. Um,

(26:02):
you don't know why I made a glowing review of you.
Brody did well mostly he said he he's a smart guy.
But so here's a commercial for um eye surgery. The
guys trying to say how he had he had to
buy something new. Hey, I'm buying a huge flat screen
TV so I can finally see it. Okay, he's buying
a huge flat screen TV, a double double. It's unnecessary

(26:26):
flat TV because every TV is flat screen. Now stop it. Okay, Um,
this was a story about Mike Trout. Mike trot is
considered the best player in baseball. He's also the highest paid.
He's now the highest paid. So see if you can
figure out how his salary is so high, how it
relates to the country that this guy is talking about. Oh,

(26:48):
here we go running the board. Nope, it looks like
it looks like our our assistant producer did not load
the audio properly. I'll have to play it on. I'll
say that for next week. Talking about Mike Trout, listen
to how he describes just poypast that one. Listen to
how he describes Mike Trout, no budget, This would not

(27:09):
happen on the Elvis demandion. Here's here's how he describes
Mike Trout as a good guy, Trout who humility and
he's pretty humble, Trout who is known for his humility
and pretty humble. Let's look up the definition of humility
a modest or low view of one's own importance, humbleness,
humble nous. So it means the same thing. Yeah, so

(27:33):
he just doubled few. Uh, here's the story the guy's
talking about. Uh, there's two problems with this. Two problems. Hey,
let's say listen to the clip it's on me is
by This is not a grammar police, No, this is
me holding up my phone in the car to stuff
I that bothered the hell out of me. Here we
go out here. When the news says weather's coming, you

(27:54):
learn pretty quick to believe it. When the coach says
it's going to be the game of the year its
center court. Okay, number one, What does this mean? What
does weather's coming theme? I was corrected a while back
because I called somebody out on that it's coming coming. Yes,
So when when you say we were getting some weather

(28:17):
in some parts of the country, every day is the same,
like so if you live in South no, no, no.
If you live in South Florida, hang out a second,
and every day is kind of like mild. But when
the storms come, that's weather. So whether weather is an
is something that is contrary to the norm. So what

(28:40):
we're getting some weather around these parts, well that's that's
ridiculous weather. No weather, whether it means bad in parentheses
bad weather, but we're getting weather. If I say, what's
the weather in Florida right now? You can go seventy
eight degrees and sunny. That's the weather. There's always weather.
But if if if Los Angeles is always gonna be
seventy five degrees, that's sunshine. That's the weather. But that's

(29:01):
the norm. And and what kind of weather is coming
good weather? People don't talk about whether when the weather
is stable, but when the weather is something severe or
something that is uh an anomaly, like something like if
that's what if it's raining for five days, there they go,

(29:22):
we're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. When you
get weather, does that mean it's gonna stop raining or
it's gonna snow? What's happening? We are weather coming. It's
always weather, whether it's always coming, whether or not, whether
it's coming. Now, listen to the second part of this
idiot out here. When the news says weather's comeing, shut up.
You learned pretty quick to believe it. When the coach
says it's going to be the game of the year,
you sit at center court. Okay, So when the coach

(29:45):
says it's gonna be the game of the year, you
said at center courd What does so? Anyone can just
sit at center court. That's what you do. When the
coach says it's an important game, everyone sits on the
center line. Everyone in the crowd sits in center court.
It's this guy, straight line of people sitting in center
cour I didn't want to sit in center court. But
the coach says it's game of the year. Fuck you twice,

(30:07):
this guy, weather it's coming. What what commercial is this?
I don't know. I'm gonna cut the ending off. I
don't want a better man. Okay, Now, when you put
the salad, when you put thank you, when you use
the word even, right, Like let's say a guy gets
stabbed in the leg and he breaks his ankle, right,

(30:29):
but then you see him running in a marathon. You
would say, how is he even walking? Like you take
the even and you make it less like you take
oh my god, how is he even like upper how
is Brian even awake after what he was drinking? Right? Right?
But you wouldn't say it in this context talking about
Steph Curry. Steph Curry hit hit a three point shot
from three quarters of the court, like past half court. Okay,

(30:54):
listen to the stupid woman, this stupid woman asking a question.
Curry st Okay, ready, you that that Sef Curry shot?
I want to I don't even how do you even
do that? Can you see that? That Sef Curry shot?
I want to? I don't even how do you even
do that? How do you even do that? What is
the point of even at a rhetorical question? How do
you even do that? No, it's how do you do that?

(31:16):
How do you do that right now? If she said,
how do you even do that? His arm is in
a cast, it's a crutch right, Well, there you go. No,
his arm is in a cast, right, how do you
even do that? With seven people? There's no how does
he even do that? No? How does he do that? Now?
This one? What is she saying, I'll give you two
choices and you tell me what a grammar? Police are
there and I should have yeah, okay, hold on, what

(31:38):
is this woman trying to say? Overwhelmingly has said they
want to see this report. Congress orded and amanimously to
release this report. Okay, okay. I think she's combining anonymously
and unanimous. Okay, which is it? Here we go. Overwhelmingly
has said they want to see this report. Congress orded
and amanimously to release this report amanimously. I think that

(32:00):
she wanted to say anonymously, because that's what the story was. No,
it's unanimously. Congress voted unanimously. They voted unanimously. But she
corrected herself and got it wrong a second. But but
hold on a second. But otherwise I heard that something
about it being an anonymous. I think she's getting two stories.
Mixed up in the same story. There was something about
that same report. They was saying that it was going
to be released anonymously to only the general No, yeah, no, no,

(32:24):
that's not anonymously. Yeah, I just didn't No. Yeah, it's
like it's like you want to go to store it.
No yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, right, going to
see this report. Congress voted and unanimously to release this report.
What I think she was. She's on television, Okay, so

(32:45):
we all fun take a breath and go. You just
screwed up our commercial. Take a breath and go unanimously.
But it's ama, That's all I'm saying that that woman
right there, you're very nippicky today. I'm not nickpicky. I
just have a problem with that and this hold on now,
I'm not doing it. I was gonna play the weather
clip again. I'm gonna do it. Okay, Well, what about
the one that we missed? What was that clip up?

(33:06):
The guy was saying that Mike Trout is making four
hundred twenty six whatever it is is, that's more than
the country of Tonga at at one eight two. That's
what he said. It's more than the country of Tonga
at one eight two. What Tonga is on a baseball
player Tanka is of an annual salary? Is that Tonga's GDP?
Or is it in the list of all the country's GDP?

(33:29):
Tonga comes in a hundred eighty second. You are a bitter,
barking sports fanatic who calls into a m has nothing
to do with sports. They're reading off a teleprompter. But
you complain about everything and not everything, not everything. I
got stuff to complain about. How do you even I
can't even how does he even do that? I don't know, Um,

(33:50):
I don't know. I got oh, uh, you know what?
I have something else here? I wanted to want to
tell you about. It's a it's a quickie. We got
a whole time in the world. Man, I told you
about the sala of fiasco. You know what I may
have to do. I might dual a rant here. I'm
feeling a rant, okay about what happened in the lobby
here of our building. Are you telling me if I'm wrong,

(34:11):
because I'm doing a lot of witnesses who saw it,
and uh and and they told me I was in
the right to get upset. You got up set in
front of people, Well, okay. So we have a big
lobby with a big, big desk in the front. Okay,
and you know Anita receptionist to pull up her laugh.
If I was running the board, I would have had

(34:31):
that already. You know what, I just type into worrially
if you were laughing Anita laughing, she's the best. We go, yeah,
type in Anita, just search my bits only Yep, Okay,
you got your buy focals On's like he's leaning in.
He's like, okay, and need in saying laughing. Fit. There

(34:54):
we go. This is Anita. Let's play the greatest, the
greatest receptionist. Here we go. Thank you. That's where my

(35:38):
phone tapped Anita. I thought, that's your picture. It's still going,
still going. So Nita is the vice president of First Impressions.
She was given a Lifetime Achievement Award by the Heart
Radio Cluster. She's fantastic, she's the best. So she was
sitting there, so she's talking to two people to her right,
and I'm on her left on this long rectangular accounter

(36:00):
and I'm talking to Danielle DeLillo. Oh, yell, and Danielle.
We love her. Ye, she's loud. She talks like this.
She's from New York. People who listen to this podcast
know her from a previous podcast. And a new guy
who's doing commercial production. New guy, Uh yeah, okay, I
don't know who that is. Introduce you to him anyway.
So the three of us are talking. I'm getting to

(36:21):
know this new guy. And behind him are the couches
in the in our lobby and like a waiting area,
but not like a waiting here in the doctor's office.
This couches at a building that houses six radio stations.
This music playing, it's loud. So we're talking and he's
on the phone. He's on his cell phone making a call.
And now who is this person making? Some guy who

(36:43):
wants to advertise on one of the radio stations. Is
my impression at your client, that's what I'm hearing. I
didn't know that at the time. Guys older, so I
knew he wasn't dead, Like for an intern interview, he
looked like he was maybe seventy, it doesn't matter. So
he's on the phone. He's like, oh, yeah, so you
want to you want to make sure you've got two beds,
put those in the first bedroom, and you want to

(37:03):
move the furniture and he's talking like he's talking to
a moving company. I don't know, but it wasn't like
top secret or like business. It was talking about like
how stuff. I don't know what he's talking about had
nothing to do with why he was there. So he
gets up. He comes over to Danielle and this new
guy and me, and he says, excuse me, like halfway,
like he stood up halfway and he went we're like,
we're like fifteen ft away from him. He was exchoose me,
I'm on the phone because because you could be done

(37:25):
on the phone. Oh my god, in our own house. Right.
So I goes this to us, right, So I go
as I said, you can't do that to us. So
I said, yeah, I'm staying to him. But the new
guy turns around and goes, oh, sorry, sorry, because he's
the new guy. He didn't know new guy will do that, right,
And Danielle looks at me like what the fund is
this guy talking about? Right? So you know, so she's

(37:46):
a Brooklyn boy if anybody wants much, So I so
I said, so the new guy, the new guys like
this clean cut guy, midwestern kind of vibe. Right, He's like, golly,
we should be quiet, and I'm like, right, like he's nice.
He's still nice. Right, he had a shirt and tie
on for his first day, will ruin him? Yeah? Okay,

(38:07):
So we go back to talking quietly, and Nita's loud.
You heard her laughing. She's talking to the two the
mail room guy another guy, and and they're talking doing
her laugh. By the way, we need to laugh like
that regularly, not just when people. They're one of the
sales is the account executives. The salespeople comes out with
like six people. She's given them a tour of the
station and all the all the stations. With that, the

(38:28):
guy who wanted us to be quiet, who was like
you could see he was pissed we weren't being quiet,
walks over to them and they say, oh, hey, how's
it going. Well, we'll say his last name was Smith,
how's it going Smith? And he says, I was trying
to make a phone call. Now this they're now they're
three ft to my right, maybe two. The whole crowd
of people, they were all being loud because they're on

(38:49):
a tour, asking questions. I got introduced to them, so
we're all still making noise. His people work at a
radio station, right. So he comes over and that's the lobby.
Were all six meat in that area, right, So then
I'm talking to meeting these new clients, high traffic area.
I don't know that they're with him. So this is
not where where a board rooms or conference rooms. The

(39:09):
area of Brody is describing common space, huge area with couches.
There's videos of monitors, of of of of right, there's
it's lit up, and it's loud and ringing. It's it's
a busy So then so they go, so, I don't
know that these people I've just met with him. By
the way, the worst place to make a private phone call, right,

(39:31):
So this guy said the smith, how's it going, because
he didn't go on the tour with them because he
had to make a phone call. I guess. So they go.
He goes, oh, it's terrible. I'm trying to make a
phone call here, nobody wants to be quiet. Can't get
me quiet here, And he looks over at the three
of us. So I said, excuse me, sir um, I'm
sorry that you weren't able to make your phone call,
which by the way, didn't sound like business. But if

(39:54):
you needed quiet spot, this is not the place to
do that. I would gladly, now I'm being polite, I
would gladly have taken you down the hall. We have
a huge kitchen area which is quieter. Or there's a
hallway that connects the radio stations. By the way, we
have several soundproof studios booths. Put you in, right, I said,
he say, so. He drop my nail on the floor.

(40:16):
He says, why should I have to go anywhere? Why
should I have to go anywhere? He said, this is
a waiting room, I said, so, I said, I said,
excuse me, it's not a waiting room. It's a waiting area.
And this is a house of radio stations where it's
loud here. But again, if you would like, I can
show you to a quiet area. So he says. This

(40:37):
is what he says to me. I, oh, really, I
thought radio stations were behind soundproof glass doors. I would
be nice if I could come here and get a
little declora. Oh he colora. So I said, the whole
building is a radio station. It's radio stations, and we

(40:58):
are radio people by far, and in general, loud people.
And this is not the area to make a quiet
phone call. Which, by the way, I now know everything
about your private life because you were yelling everything into
your phone. So I said, I offered you. I would
have offered you a quiet spot. But now you're complaining

(41:19):
that I sound terribly sorry. Well, I've never been spoken
to that way. Again, I say, it would be nice
if we had some decora. He was about to drop
a million dollars on us, and he's he's going to
spend his money. I don't know how much he was spending.
Oh yeah, well, but the account noticed the past tense
of the word was by the way. For me, it

(41:41):
was polite for me. I was as polite as I
could be. No, and he's like, she got some decorum
in here. This is a place of business. First of all,
it's not really a place of business. If you want
the place of business, that's on the floor below us.
That's the sales floor. That's some more serious floor. That's
where they dressed up in suits and ties and walk

(42:02):
around all day. They have big board meetings behind glass
frosted glass doors. If you want to have your quiet
birthday party in the party room, you walk out to
the arcade. It's gonna be loud. That's it. So he
walks away with other people and the account executive comes
over to me, and I assume she's gonna say, dude,
what he's doing A lot of money they want to
and she says, I'm terribly sorry. He's been that way

(42:25):
all afternoon, so I knew it wasn't me. Necessarily, I'd
like to see if he called. No. I know who
he is, I know the CLIENTO. I know everything about
him now, and I'm sure you know what is he
a client of? No? But you know what, I'm sure
if he advertises on any of us six radio stations,
he will get every penny for his money, will do
a great right. But you come into our house and

(42:47):
tell us to be quiet and then talk about us
from two feet away, as if like passive aggressively. Well,
I tried to make a phone call, but I couldn't
get any quiet here, as if we're not like he
wanted us to hear him, you know, Like, but I'll
to that thing where I talk about you, even though
I'm acting like I'm not talking about you. The people
are out here, my word. It's like when you, uh,

(43:09):
if you're having a fight with your husband and you
you're talking to the last time you had your fight
with your husband talking to the dog. Hey, I'm telling you, Vito,
your your your your master. Veto you didn't take out
the garbage when you point, when you yell through your animal,

(43:29):
through your through your pet. You got emails. I got
a couple of these jokes. He hold on, let's let's
do this. We'll be right back after this. We'll read
the jokes and emails. All right, now, let's get to
the emails. Hit that stage of bid I hate this.
I don't know why you make me play the stage.
All right, forget it, I'll sing it. Mail time, mail time,
mail time, mail time. Just you can you got mail? Alright?

(43:51):
Don't say it's right there? See I had it ready done,
all right, Sorry, who cares? I don't care. Okay, what
are we getting the mail? So Michelle rle Quinn row
to us that she's a fairly new listener. Um she's
up to episode four. You already can't stop raving about
you too, since the fifteen minute Morning show and Brody
uh and getting more airtime. I couldn't get enough Brody, Brody,

(44:13):
You're fantastic and I relate so much to your rants.
I love myself laughing in my old car. I actually
think I'm crushing a little bit. Huh, Mike, Toddlers keep
asking me out and listen. I'm married with children as well,
so Toddlers keep asking me to listen to Disney music

(44:34):
and I always tell them at the end of this episode,
I know you guys have gotten bigger than life in
the time it's taken me to get hooked. So you
probably won't even see this. That's not true. And eventually
when you get too episode seven seven, you're gonna hear this. Michelle,
thank you for the wonderful email. Uh, that's awesome. So
so she's a big fan. She loves you, Brodie, appreciate
that if you want some side salad. There's no no,

(44:57):
no speaking of loving me. And this is this is
just a thing people now about me. It's not one
of those humble braggs. But we put up a post
on the Elvistrand Morning Show Elvis Strand Show Instagram account,
and it was about the sesame street which muppet would
you want to be in a desert island with deserted island?
Excuse me? And um they put up a thing about
who would you want to be stranded on a deserted

(45:18):
island with from the morning show and it was Elvis,
Danielle Dandhie Froggy, Great Tea and Scary because you guys
have the most air time, but you also set me
up to fail because they always they they never well, actually,
I will tell you this. The slices came to my
and then slices came to me. I have to say,

(45:38):
I I as someone who's not a main member of
the Elvest Morning Show at least in terms of on
air time, and I wasn't even part of the poll.
I want to shout out all the slices who said,
where's Brody in the poll? I would pick Brody. We
would get free desert forever stranded us on the deserted
island and they're like free deserted mid all the desserted,
deserted nothing and they talied up the votes and I

(45:58):
got more votes than Scary and that's the fluke. But
that's only because I was. It stood out that I
wasn't there. But I want to thank the slices who
remembered me and also said if I pick Scary, do
I get Brody? And if I pick Broty, do I
get Scary? And they said I want to be with
the Brooklyn Boys because it'll be fun a lot of people.
I want to say, you know, really, if it doesn't
matter the kind of morning I'm having, and we get

(46:19):
up early to do the morning show, but I gotta say,
if we're sitting there and a text goes by and
it's about about us, right, I get a little gime
Like if Danielle slips in a posh mark reference and
you guys texted, hit the jail ba, that's hilarious. We
love that. And and I personally, if I'm if my
day is bad, we're going badly, I will I will

(46:42):
look at those texts coming in and I it turns
my day upside down. Like on a normal Thursday, I'm
like yesterday when we didn't have a chance, that frown
upside down. When you guys text in start up and
it's it's Brooklyn Boys Thursday, it means a lot cool.
It's cool seeing that, you know, and everybody. Sometimes Elvis
is like, what is He pulled his headphones off. We
were in the middle of talking to uh, to somebody

(47:04):
a phone call or whatever, and all of a sudden
it said startup, startup, startup, and Elvis ripped his headphones off.
He goes, what is what is startup? Said? I said,
it's a Brooklyn Boys reference. He goes, oh, he doesn't
get he's start But now that's really cool. Thank you
guys so much for thinking about us, even when we're
not even doing a podcast in the morning. Okay, so

(47:26):
Maya Halpin wrote to us hashtag Scary and Brody spelled
wrong b r O A d y. Whoops, that's Brody. Yeah,
that's fine, she loves and she put me a second
so it's no just kidding, dear Brody and Scary's back.
She said, Oh after that, you gotta show those pieces
of wood and what those are. Excuse me, hello, hi there,

(47:47):
but okay, uh started listening in February when you guys,
when the Big Show went on vacation, so a lot
of people found a podcast. When we do repeat to
the Big Show and the subste we had a big
spike and listener. She had they substitute out our show
in the time, well, waiting for the Big Show to
come back. Listen with my headphones at work. He keeps
me laughing all day and the last two episodes at

(48:07):
the time decided, after all, you're yelling to listen in order,
so they say started, she started listening to the ones
we were She went all the way back to the beginning. Today,
on an episode number fifty, I've actually taken a break
from listening to the Big Show that I promise back
to listen once I'm caught up. Don't do that, Do
not do that anyway. Wish is that we had bigger

(48:30):
roles on the Big Show. We have pretty big, decent roles.
That's not true. Well, you have a bigger role than
I do. And that sounds fine with that, Fine with that.
You've you do a nice job. Let's see. Also, just
shout out to Tanya with a very long um, Tanya
got a free dessert. Okay, we'll do that. We'll just
skip that one. Um, well Tanya will do next week ahead.

(48:52):
And uh oh, this is a grammar police ground police jingle.
I think I can find that second. Yeah, oh, I got,
I got you know what? Okay, here we go, rema
polize police police police. This is questionable. Brody uh DP

(49:16):
wrote us double penetration or double play. I don't know
where that came for, Hey, brooken boys, enjoy the show.
Got a question? So I just sign in a bank
I attached the photo one I won't name which one, um,
but is this grammatically correct? It says, our team of
professionals is ready to talk, and it's on a glass door.

(49:41):
Now on a second. Now, this is debatable because you
would think that it's professionals. Are it's them. It's the
singular team in this case. But it looks I gotta say,
it looks weird written. Our team of professionals is ready
to talk. The band is on stage. The team is singular.

(50:07):
It's absolutely our team of professionals, our team. It sounds
like it should be understand because what you do is
you put of professionals in parentheses. Our team of professionals
is ready to help you keep up the great podcast.
The subject is the team great job to you about
professionals is the adjective, not the now and now? And
I got this from hold On Brandon Risotto at O

(50:28):
M O D A S O r uh. He put
up a sign that said it was a camping sign.
Camping ten people max precite at any giving time, giving time.
Is it a given given? Yeah, that's common. And Cassie
grit Savage wrote to me privately and said, scary you
gotta call Brody out regarding episode number seventy four. I

(50:53):
love you guys, I love you Brody, But Mexico is
South America. No, Mexico is North America. It's north of
the Panama Canal. She's absolutely wrong. And what's rule number
one of correcting people? Scary, right, And that's why I
pointed out her North NAFTA, the North American Free Trade
Agreement is Canada, America and Mexico. Oh no, no, she's

(51:18):
uh no, she's referencing something. She she said that Mexico
is America, is America. She wrote it wrong. Okay, she
so south. That's a wrong, that's an incorrect statement. Mexico
was not South America. It's North America because there are
three definitely North America, the United States, and Mexico North America. Right, Okay,
so she's wrong there. But in the subject line she

(51:40):
said Mexico is America, Brody, because apparently he's part of
the America's You don't you didn't you said something in
the episode nuber seventy four that would lead her to
to right, Mexico, you said Mexico is not America. Then
then let's say I don't know what she's talking about.
But we'll say it's a misunderstanding of what I said.
But Mexico is definitely part of North America. I'm well
aware now there are people that will say that the

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three countries are part of America, and that the United
States of America is the United States of the big
thing called America. Is not a translation. Like we have
this debate when I said Native Americans in Canada, they're
not Native Americans because they're not in America. But there's
some people that would say, no, Canada is part of
the America's depends who you talk to, all right, depends
where you put the wall, you know what I mean?

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All right, let's talk about my wood. What I'll talk
about the wood. Hold on. I gotta get that jingle, Brodie,
I got the jingle ready. The good boys they give
the stuff pretty ship for us. Sometimes you guys just
are very thoughtful and you send stuff to us free
for us. Two Avenue of the Americans, New York City,

(52:47):
one O, one three for us, third floor care of
David Brodie or Scary Jones, s k e er y.
Can we talk about after this, after this the carbon
monoxide fiasco, our show today and then and then we
didn't even get to the ten questions. We'll do that
next episode. Hey, Brodie, Scary Scary Brodie wanted to add
to the free shift for Us segment on the show.

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I'm sending to custom bottle openers I made out of
old wood, pier wood pulled, old pier wood pulled from
Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Oh my god, this comes straight from
the uh the pier wood. I run a small wood
shop out of my house and I like to make
this things like this. The name of the business is

(53:30):
Wilson's Woodwork Shop, currently only on Facebook Love the podcast
been listening since the previous show podcast which we which
I had lucky enough to start listening right when you
guys started the show, Slice for Life, John Wilson and
Wilson's What what is it? It's wood again? The wood Shop.
What is Wilson's Woodwork Shop, Wilson's Whooo, W's and from Wisconsin.

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Wilson's Woodworkshop from Wisconsin, l come E, L K h
Are and Elkhorn, Wisconsin. Thank you. Go to Facebook. Go
to at Wilson's would Work Shop on Facebook and hopefully
you'll be able to pronounce it better than scary and
order this order stuff from John. Look what he made. Okay,
now he explain, okay, so but explain the difference. This

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one for me, one for you. The one that's for
Brody is is Brody and Scary, and the one that
is and he wrote an inking wrote it on here
it's printed printed the Brooklyn Boys Scary and Brody and
the other one is the Brooklyn Boys Brodian and Scary.
Read mind first names. So anyway, it's actually a block

(54:37):
of wood which looks like a mini hall pass from
when I used to have to go to the bathroom
in elementary school and we would take that little wood
block pass and it's uh he carved what could be
where you put the cap or the bottle opener pop
a beer. I'm right now, right, good broke, good boys.
They not to get the staff, Yes we do. Set

(54:59):
for all right, let's get to a couple of news jokes.
We'll let you getty enjoy your weekend. Everybody alt on,
and then we'll talk the big time. Go to the
our twitter at Brooklyn Boys WTF and check out the
both the articles the ten questions with Scares, and then
we'll talk about the next episode episode right and give
us your thoughts ahead of time. By the way, on

(55:20):
this one, yeah, I see who was nice and a hope.
I tell me if I said anything wrong about Brody,
all right, here we go, if I made and if
I lied. On today's show, we were talking about classes
you can take to learn how to do stuff at
home depot and one of the classes was one of

(55:40):
the classes was how to install a backsplash. Right, So
I wrote a joke for Elvis which was a reference
to maybe a sexual act that he might be involved in,
and I wrote, I love a good backsplash. Hio, that's
a visual I mean, that's a mental image you want
to Okay, he didn't want to do joke back splash globes. Okay,

(56:03):
all right. Then a woman called up and she was saying,
how did we talk about clothing on backwards? What was
the story there? Something about she wore her clothing backwards,
and she said she was always told at wearing your
clothes backwards was good luck. And so my joke was
tell that to one of the members of Criss Cross
because he's he's dead. He's dead, so he don't want
to do that joke. I understand. Why do you want
to do the joke. I'm sort of embarrassed that did

(56:23):
the joke, but it's funny because Chris Cross were the
clothing backwards, and unfortunately he's no longer with us, so
it's not good luck. That's all I'm saying. All Right,
we gotta get out of here. Two jokes, who jokes?
It was a short weeklause. Elvis was in Santa Fe
for a couple of days, and I don't write jokes
down normally when he's in Santa Fe. And I typed
him in the chat room and then I don't go

(56:45):
back and copy and paste or whatever. But let's just
say there was some hilarious jokes. How about that? All right? Oh,
you know what this weekend where I'm gonna get some
pizza in our old neighborhood, boys Rock Brooklyn, Brooklin Boys

(57:05):
Brock Brooklyn,