September 6, 2024 • 12 mins
Straight Nate thinks all gay guys want him, leading Scotty B and Skeery to think the same...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
In the morning show, you always.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Ask us, what are you guys doing when the song's on? Well,
I'll tell you we were just having this conversation and
it's now going to cross the boundaries onto the live show. Okay,
And you have to sort of hear how it evolved
into what it evolved into. It started with a conversation
I had with straight night earlier. I mean called him
a straight nate. He is straight, but we have to
(00:26):
tell people he's straight sometimes because.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
People think I'm gay.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I don't know anyway. So earlier he said, oh,
guess what I watched last night? Tell everyone about to
show you watched last night. It was on Max and
it was called how to Not Hide a Body If
I'm not the same, Okay, and okay.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's like all these typical, you know, crime network shows
where it starts with a missing person and then they
do the investigation, they talk to the detectives, and then
they find the.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Body in the end.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Okay, And I'm watching it and I'm like, these people
are stupid. You know how easy it would be to
get away with this. They buried the guy. I'm not
gonna give it. Well, I'll give it away.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They buried him in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I'm like, that's the first.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Place they gat the wait. But so the conversation evolved.
We were playing some old songs from the nineties, like LaBouche,
Crystal Waters, you know, Amber.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Rockel, Oh, please don't play them.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And so so you were playing these things while the
other song was on. We weren't listening to that song
we heard all the time, So we're listening to this
old stuff. And then Nate says, I wish I would
have gone to gay bars in the nineties.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, because I love that music. I love like the
Crystal Waters.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I know, but they played those songs in all bars
in the nineties, he said, date Gandhi did he say
gay bars?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes? I did because okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And then I said, you sounded kind of creepy, like
you sound like some guy that was like straight guy
that would go to gay bars and pick up gate
boys and kill them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right. This is where the conversation went.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I said, that's what Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
To which I said, I would have slay.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I could have killed so many gay men if I
went to gay bars in the night.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, this is the So this is how the conversation
keep nate. But keep in mind, we only have four
minutes while the song is on for these conversations to
evolve to where it went right here, okay, And I'm like,
wait a minute, you're saying to the room, yes, that
had you been a gay, a murder of gay people
in the nineties, you would have slayed because gay guys
(02:24):
love you, Yes, and you would have had them all
in your apartment and you would have killed.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm charming.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I could get any gay man to go home with me,
and then when they go home with you, what you
do with them as your business as okay, dahmer prove okay,
stop there, no hold on, no, no, We've got to evolve.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So the conversation moved further when Gandhi.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Said, yes, the men on this show firmly believe that
they can land any gay man on the planet and
that they are the most tantalizing piece of meat for
gay men that have ever existed.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Exactly which gets insulted if someone doesn't like them, that's gay.
Froggy gets insulted, why am I not attracted? I'll tell
you why.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
That's right, I tell you why because straight people don't
want to have sex with me, so at least thought
maybe that was an option. But I don't think that
everybody wants to have sex with me. I think the opposite.
I think nobody does.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Froggy hold on. Froggy used to ask me if I
would ever do him, and I'm like, no, I would
never do you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He's like, why not? He'd get mad, just like Gandhi.
Danielle was saying, yes, Godhi.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Go On the way to Fire Island for Uncle Johnny's memorial,
I was in the car with Scary, Scottie and Nate
and the three of them discussing how hot they were
going to be, and oh, I should have worn protective underwear.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, people are coming from me.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You don't even know the hold on they wait wait, wait,
wait wait way they really they really said that?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, first of all.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Myself, no wait now, hold on, no, no, no, there's
there's many things going on. And then Scary said the
last thing he said before the song faded and we
had to start this conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Was there were men at that memorial caressing me.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
They were.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
In fact, if I went to a gay bar, I said,
I a guy I can get a guy before a
woman would hit on me.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I said, so.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Definitely there's something there, and can I can I expand
on that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So Goddi's goddis is that? Okay, there's like any guy,
you know, like a specific guy. Know what I'm saying
is I could get pretty much any guy, because you
know there's gonna be guys that low hanging fruit that
you could go after that visual come come with me.
So it's it's gonna be not specific guys, but I
(04:30):
could get any guy, right, Okay, God, I felt the vibe.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Before.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But listen to that. Listen to listen to these two.
Listen to GANDH. I mean Gandhi listen and Daniel. Listen
to Dan Scary and Nate. And keep in mind this
all sparked from a conversation where Nate said that, I quote, oh,
had I gone to gay bars in the nineties, I
could have killed a lot of gay guys.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Be seriously, I really can't.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean, you see Jeffrey Dahmer right like he went
after people that wanted to go after him. I don't
know the whole conversation. In the bar we got these guys,
he drilled into their heads and poured acid into their heads.
This is awful. He murdered innocent kids.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
But anyway, fact I know, but you sound like you're
kind of giddy over it.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Am I the only one hearing this? We look to
Scary's point when he was having men caress him. I
remember we went to a couple of places where men
were putting their hands in my pants in the.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Middle of the bar.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Doesn't that feel good though, to be wanted list at all? Fairness,
women don't do that when we go to women that
are so cut and just start like grabbing my ass.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But you know what, sometimes I.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Wish I was gay. It's true.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, okay, on behalf of gay men. You're fine, Red Rover,
Red Rover, we don't need Scary to come home. I
love this text here, Listen to listen. Listen to that,
Listen to this, next, this next text. Nate volunteers all
the best info on this show.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I have a jo station. Yeah I have five such monoculars. Yeah,
I could have cleaned up killing gay people in.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The nineteen nineties.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm just waiting to Gandhi. I want to argue with
you on this point.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, you think I could get any guy that I
could do any guy right, Like, that's my mentality.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, I think some of these guys want to do me.
That's why they're coming home with me.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The same thing.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, So, well, okay, how many guys have come home
with you if I wanted to a hell of a lot. Okay,
So you're you're you're making some assumptions here, and I'm
sure there are a lot of guys that would be
attracted to you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'm not I'm not I'm not. Hold on, I'm not
trying to take that away from you.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I just think the way that you're couching this and
scary the way you're saying this as well.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And I bet Scotty b would say the same thing.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Look, in the last year, I've had more guys hit
on me than girls. I'm just saying, Okay, I know,
but it's not. But it's the fact that you're so
proud of what you're assuming to be true.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Johnny Daniel, do you understand what I'm saying here?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, it's insanity.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, Okay, a fact is not a fact. I get
more D pics than V picks.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
The way they present it is that there is a
man who likes men, that man loves them.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's the way they present it.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
If there's a gay man in the building, they want
to bang Scottie Scary and Nate and I Doe. Yeah,
you think you're every single gay man's type.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Okay, there's there's a there's this what he's saying, there's
a bullet point under this, or like a subset here.
So I think a lot of most gay men probably
want to do me, but then there's also a certain
subset of gay men that want to turn me. Does
that make sense?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, do you think there's a subset of gay men
they don't want you at all?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Very small? Oh my, you're not even.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Every woman's type. Why would you be.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Every Guyctly just about to say that, Danielle, it's very
good they want you.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Why does it guy want you? You know what they Okay,
hold on, Foggy and daniel have a very valid question.
Answer that it's facts. It's not a fact. That's my point.
You are making some assumptions that it's a fact.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean, I'm just going off experience.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
If it was a pie chart, you're saying it would
be three three pieces of pie. The smallest pie is
guys who don't want you at all very soon, very small.
Point one o two portions are guys who do and
guys who want to then change you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah. I would say eighty percent is guys that do.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Nineteen point nine percent is guys that want to turn
me into point one.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, okay, So but my point is, in your mind,
you have this pie chart all figured out with nothing
to base it on, nothing except for what you're assuming.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Guys are guys straight or HEATERO.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
So, and as a guy, you you know we we
always you know, we'll take a low hanging fruit, you know,
as I personally will you know, so does.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Why wouldn't have no scruples?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
By the way, and as the only as I, as
far as I know, the only gay man on this show,
I can see how this could be sort of offensive
to other gay guys. But just saying, and don't forget
to be totally left out bisexuals. Anyway, man, this is
a great a great text me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I read this.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So I'm listening to the God's Gift to Gay Men
crew show right now. I don't want to be insulting,
but I wouldn't have sex with any of you guys
on your show. That being said, I would have done
Elvis back in his ODDER days. I like, I like
a lot of men, but I wouldn't have the others
on the show at all. I love you guys, thank
(09:36):
you very much. From my former ODDER days, I thank
you anyway. Wow, if you would, okay, if you would
reverse engines and be a bunch of let's say women saying,
oh my god, I'm God's gift to a lesbians, they
all want to do me, how would that be perceived ridiculously?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Exactly exactly.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
It doesn't make any Nobody has ever everybody's cup of tea.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
It just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Sorry, nobody, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
If you'd have heard the conversation in the car, it
wasn't just that men love them.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It was that they were about to be preyed upon.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
And they needed protection and they needed to plug their
butts and cover their privates.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It was insanity.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Gary.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Gary didn't say shoulder, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Garry did say, oh my gosh, they were all touching
me and grabbing me.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
When I'm going to get hugs from women.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Doesn't mean anything. We all get hugs, doesn't mean they
all want to do us because you hug Pelviston.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It was a memorial for her dead uncle, and you're
a giddy yours and you're trying to like put a
chastity belt on your anus.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think now. Look, I just sorry that people.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I just I just think it's sort of interesting how
you make assumptions about gay guys.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And I think that that's my headline.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
All guys, even as a heterosexual guy, sometimes we go
for the low hanging fruit.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
We do. Come on, guys know this, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So you're saying that you're low hanging fruit.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I would I could be.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Yes, I think I'm low hanging fruit, absolutely, But but
there are guys. I'm saying a guy will be a
guy will be a guy, no matter if they're hetero
or straight or by That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
We're just guys.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Can I make a complete to our gay listeners?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yes, please do. I'm listening.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Please stop dming these men whatever it is. And now
their heads are the size of Jupiter, and it's oh,
you don't know how many dms have gotten how many?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Three?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Please check? I like this text. As a gay man girl,
I don't want to do Nate anybodyel just saying that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know. I just I feel I don't know.
I can I just say I'll say this as you know. Look,
I guess being a gay guy, I am more sensitive
to I think women go through sometimes in this life.
I don't know, but I now feel as a gay
guy what women go through being objectified and being and
(12:00):
being assumed that they all they're all women walk all guys.
I mean, it's not true. And I think that's just
kind of funny. How it all started with Nate saying
back in the nineties, if he went to the gay bars,
he would have killed a lot of gay kids there.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You got just say it could have not would have scarry?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What song was number one in the gay bar where
he was trolling for victims?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I see got out.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
No, No, this is your night Amber Amber?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
That stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, hey girl, Hey you big queen. Hush.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
How about this is your night Amber? This is this
is a good There we go, we'll play this for you.
Pretend you're going out. It's a Friday night at the
gay bard. Here comes Nate looking around the room. Who's
next to go home?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
There in the corner by
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
In the morning show, you always.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Ask us, what are you guys doing when the song's on? Well,
I'll tell you we were just having this conversation and
it's now going to cross the boundaries onto the live show. Okay,
And you have to sort of hear how it evolved
into what it evolved into. It started with a conversation
I had with straight night earlier. I mean called him
a straight nate. He is straight, but we have to
(00:26):
tell people he's straight sometimes because.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
People think I'm gay.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I don't know anyway. So earlier he said, oh,
guess what I watched last night? Tell everyone about to
show you watched last night. It was on Max and
it was called how to Not Hide a Body If
I'm not the same, Okay, and okay.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's like all these typical, you know, crime network shows
where it starts with a missing person and then they
do the investigation, they talk to the detectives, and then
they find the.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Body in the end.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Okay, And I'm watching it and I'm like, these people
are stupid. You know how easy it would be to
get away with this. They buried the guy. I'm not
gonna give it. Well, I'll give it away.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They buried him in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I'm like, that's the first.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Place they gat the wait. But so the conversation evolved.
We were playing some old songs from the nineties, like LaBouche,
Crystal Waters, you know, Amber.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Rockel, Oh, please don't play them.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And so so you were playing these things while the
other song was on. We weren't listening to that song
we heard all the time, So we're listening to this
old stuff. And then Nate says, I wish I would
have gone to gay bars in the nineties.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, because I love that music. I love like the
Crystal Waters.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I know, but they played those songs in all bars
in the nineties, he said, date Gandhi did he say
gay bars?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes? I did because okay.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And then I said, you sounded kind of creepy, like
you sound like some guy that was like straight guy
that would go to gay bars and pick up gate
boys and kill them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right. This is where the conversation went.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I said, that's what Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
To which I said, I would have slay.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I could have killed so many gay men if I
went to gay bars in the night.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, this is the So this is how the conversation
keep nate. But keep in mind, we only have four
minutes while the song is on for these conversations to
evolve to where it went right here, okay, And I'm like,
wait a minute, you're saying to the room, yes, that
had you been a gay, a murder of gay people
in the nineties, you would have slayed because gay guys
(02:24):
love you, Yes, and you would have had them all
in your apartment and you would have killed.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm charming.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I could get any gay man to go home with me,
and then when they go home with you, what you
do with them as your business as okay, dahmer prove okay,
stop there, no hold on, no, no, We've got to evolve.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
So the conversation moved further when Gandhi.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Said, yes, the men on this show firmly believe that
they can land any gay man on the planet and
that they are the most tantalizing piece of meat for
gay men that have ever existed.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Exactly which gets insulted if someone doesn't like them, that's gay.
Froggy gets insulted, why am I not attracted? I'll tell
you why.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
That's right, I tell you why because straight people don't
want to have sex with me, so at least thought
maybe that was an option. But I don't think that
everybody wants to have sex with me. I think the opposite.
I think nobody does.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Froggy hold on. Froggy used to ask me if I
would ever do him, and I'm like, no, I would
never do you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He's like, why not? He'd get mad, just like Gandhi.
Danielle was saying, yes, Godhi.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Go On the way to Fire Island for Uncle Johnny's memorial,
I was in the car with Scary, Scottie and Nate
and the three of them discussing how hot they were
going to be, and oh, I should have worn protective underwear.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, people are coming from me.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You don't even know the hold on they wait wait, wait,
wait wait way they really they really said that?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Well, first of all.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Myself, no wait now, hold on, no, no, no, there's
there's many things going on. And then Scary said the
last thing he said before the song faded and we
had to start this conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Was there were men at that memorial caressing me.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
They were.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
In fact, if I went to a gay bar, I said,
I a guy I can get a guy before a
woman would hit on me.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I said, so.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Definitely there's something there, and can I can I expand
on that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
So Goddi's goddis is that? Okay, there's like any guy,
you know, like a specific guy. Know what I'm saying
is I could get pretty much any guy, because you
know there's gonna be guys that low hanging fruit that
you could go after that visual come come with me.
So it's it's gonna be not specific guys, but I
(04:30):
could get any guy, right, Okay, God, I felt the vibe.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Before.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But listen to that. Listen to listen to these two.
Listen to GANDH. I mean Gandhi listen and Daniel. Listen
to Dan Scary and Nate. And keep in mind this
all sparked from a conversation where Nate said that, I quote, oh,
had I gone to gay bars in the nineties, I
could have killed a lot of gay guys.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Be seriously, I really can't.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean, you see Jeffrey Dahmer right like he went
after people that wanted to go after him. I don't
know the whole conversation. In the bar we got these guys,
he drilled into their heads and poured acid into their heads.
This is awful. He murdered innocent kids.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
But anyway, fact I know, but you sound like you're
kind of giddy over it.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Am I the only one hearing this? We look to
Scary's point when he was having men caress him. I
remember we went to a couple of places where men
were putting their hands in my pants in the.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Middle of the bar.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Doesn't that feel good though, to be wanted list at all? Fairness,
women don't do that when we go to women that
are so cut and just start like grabbing my ass.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But you know what, sometimes I.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Wish I was gay. It's true.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well, okay, on behalf of gay men. You're fine, Red Rover,
Red Rover, we don't need Scary to come home. I
love this text here, Listen to listen. Listen to that,
Listen to this, next, this next text. Nate volunteers all
the best info on this show.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I have a jo station. Yeah I have five such monoculars. Yeah,
I could have cleaned up killing gay people in.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The nineteen nineties.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I'm just waiting to Gandhi. I want to argue with
you on this point.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, you think I could get any guy that I
could do any guy right, Like, that's my mentality.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, I think some of these guys want to do me.
That's why they're coming home with me.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The same thing.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, So, well, okay, how many guys have come home
with you if I wanted to a hell of a lot. Okay,
So you're you're you're making some assumptions here, and I'm
sure there are a lot of guys that would be
attracted to you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'm not I'm not I'm not. Hold on, I'm not
trying to take that away from you.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I just think the way that you're couching this and
scary the way you're saying this as well.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
And I bet Scotty b would say the same thing.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Look, in the last year, I've had more guys hit
on me than girls. I'm just saying, Okay, I know,
but it's not. But it's the fact that you're so
proud of what you're assuming to be true.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Johnny Daniel, do you understand what I'm saying here?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, it's insanity.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No, Okay, a fact is not a fact. I get
more D pics than V picks.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
The way they present it is that there is a
man who likes men, that man loves them.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's the way they present it.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
If there's a gay man in the building, they want
to bang Scottie Scary and Nate and I Doe. Yeah,
you think you're every single gay man's type.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Okay, there's there's a there's this what he's saying, there's
a bullet point under this, or like a subset here.
So I think a lot of most gay men probably
want to do me, but then there's also a certain
subset of gay men that want to turn me. Does
that make sense?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, do you think there's a subset of gay men
they don't want you at all?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Very small? Oh my, you're not even.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Every woman's type. Why would you be.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Every Guyctly just about to say that, Danielle, it's very
good they want you.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Why does it guy want you? You know what they Okay,
hold on, Foggy and daniel have a very valid question.
Answer that it's facts. It's not a fact. That's my point.
You are making some assumptions that it's a fact.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I mean, I'm just going off experience.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
If it was a pie chart, you're saying it would
be three three pieces of pie. The smallest pie is
guys who don't want you at all very soon, very small.
Point one o two portions are guys who do and
guys who want to then change you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah. I would say eighty percent is guys that do.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Nineteen point nine percent is guys that want to turn
me into point one.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, okay, So but my point is, in your mind,
you have this pie chart all figured out with nothing
to base it on, nothing except for what you're assuming.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Guys are guys straight or HEATERO.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Right.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
So, and as a guy, you you know we we
always you know, we'll take a low hanging fruit, you know,
as I personally will you know, so does.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Why wouldn't have no scruples?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
By the way, and as the only as I, as
far as I know, the only gay man on this show,
I can see how this could be sort of offensive
to other gay guys. But just saying, and don't forget
to be totally left out bisexuals. Anyway, man, this is
a great a great text me.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I read this.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So I'm listening to the God's Gift to Gay Men
crew show right now. I don't want to be insulting,
but I wouldn't have sex with any of you guys
on your show. That being said, I would have done
Elvis back in his ODDER days. I like, I like
a lot of men, but I wouldn't have the others
on the show at all. I love you guys, thank
(09:36):
you very much. From my former ODDER days, I thank
you anyway. Wow, if you would, okay, if you would
reverse engines and be a bunch of let's say women saying,
oh my god, I'm God's gift to a lesbians, they
all want to do me, how would that be perceived ridiculously?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Exactly exactly.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
It doesn't make any Nobody has ever everybody's cup of tea.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
It just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Sorry, nobody, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
If you'd have heard the conversation in the car, it
wasn't just that men love them.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It was that they were about to be preyed upon.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
And they needed protection and they needed to plug their
butts and cover their privates.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It was insanity.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Gary.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Gary didn't say shoulder, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Garry did say, oh my gosh, they were all touching
me and grabbing me.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
When I'm going to get hugs from women.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Doesn't mean anything. We all get hugs, doesn't mean they
all want to do us because you hug Pelviston.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It was a memorial for her dead uncle, and you're
a giddy yours and you're trying to like put a
chastity belt on your anus.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't think now. Look, I just sorry that people.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I just I just think it's sort of interesting how
you make assumptions about gay guys.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And I think that that's my headline.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
All guys, even as a heterosexual guy, sometimes we go
for the low hanging fruit.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
We do. Come on, guys know this, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So you're saying that you're low hanging fruit.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I would I could be.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Yes, I think I'm low hanging fruit, absolutely, But but
there are guys. I'm saying a guy will be a
guy will be a guy, no matter if they're hetero
or straight or by That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
We're just guys.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Can I make a complete to our gay listeners?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yes, please do. I'm listening.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Please stop dming these men whatever it is. And now
their heads are the size of Jupiter, and it's oh,
you don't know how many dms have gotten how many?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Three?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Please check? I like this text. As a gay man girl,
I don't want to do Nate anybodyel just saying that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't know. I just I feel I don't know.
I can I just say I'll say this as you know. Look,
I guess being a gay guy, I am more sensitive
to I think women go through sometimes in this life.
I don't know, but I now feel as a gay
guy what women go through being objectified and being and
(12:00):
being assumed that they all they're all women walk all guys.
I mean, it's not true. And I think that's just
kind of funny. How it all started with Nate saying
back in the nineties, if he went to the gay bars,
he would have killed a lot of gay kids there.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You got just say it could have not would have scarry?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What song was number one in the gay bar where
he was trolling for victims?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I see got out.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
No, No, this is your night Amber Amber?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
That stuck.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, hey girl, Hey you big queen. Hush.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
How about this is your night Amber? This is this
is a good There we go, we'll play this for you.
Pretend you're going out. It's a Friday night at the
gay bard. Here comes Nate looking around the room. Who's
next to go home?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
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