In the first of three scenes, as a runaway train screams along the tracks, the crew do all they can to figure out how to save the passengers from harm’s way. Yeah, no, they don’t do all that well with the task at hand. Next up in scene two, we enter a courtroom, where a case is being argued to determine if, indeed, the famed author of “How to Murder Your Husband” has, in fact, murdered her husband. Surprisingly, all is not as it appears, and incompetence may just rule the day. Last up, we head to the new year’s eve party of a simple man, who’s family has turned up in record numbers. One needn’t wonder too long whether or not the reason for the historic party turnout coincides with the host having just won the country’s largest national lottery.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.
What's that? Yes? That Kevin Pollock? Oh? Really, you have
a proposition you'd like me to read to you. I'd
love to, but first listen to this. Over the years,
I've been damn hell lucky to see my fair Sheriff
true alchemy. By definition, alchemy this quote when a person
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creates something through a seemingly magical process. And my dear
Tator Totts and Tonka toys, Like I said, I've been
witnessed to the stuff on several occasions. Not too long ago,
the idea hit me. What if I brought together the
right creative people and asked them to make shift up
based on my own twisted, demented ideas. Then I could
offer it as a podcast of this seemingly magical process
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and I could call it alchemy. You turtleneck wearing freak store,
shut it or lose it. Well, after months of title tankering,
I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear friends to
another episode of cove Me This. Let's meet our how
comist shall we? And no particular order? Please say hello
Chris brought Chris? How are you? I feel good. Okay, great.
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Look everyone, it's Joey Greer grea economics. What's the deal?
Uh always by that's right, another correct answer. I gotta
write that down. What would a super Team be without?
Mr Craigkowski? Hi? You hanging? I addressed to the left.
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I addressed to the left, and uh, here he is
Mr James, He and James? Can you call it? Get Tommy? Okay,
Tommy's great. Tommy's great. Finally we've landed on This is
a good one to our very own Vanessa Ragin's on
the set of Indie film. At least that's what she
told all of us in the form of an email.
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We have an exceptional guest appearance today. Please welcome try
like a casket. Thanks everyone, welcome, and thank you so
much for being here. Thank you for having me. All right,
let's get to our first scene, shall we. That's pretty
damn exciting. Oh, of course, let's not forget Rafaelbrito on
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music and Sound and Doug Bam took me forty seven
years to learn how to pronounce his name. Doug Bam
one of your oldest friends. Last week, a runaway train
blaze for fifty miles with non functioning breaks before finally
being brought to a stop. We take you now aboard,
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where the conductor and his team try everything while also
having to keep passengers calm oh man, oh man. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's not the coal. It's not the electricity. It's not
any gears. I don't know what buss bus. It could
be all of our negative thoughts here we go. Shut up.
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Let's all just okay, just let's just just just think,
BUSTI just think positive. I've been thinking positive since we
first brought this up. Puppies macaroni and cheese, and people
don't think puppies is a happy thought. I think of it.
It's responsibility. I've gotta dog at home. We're sure it's
not the coal. I'm positive it's not the coal. Okay,
we checked the coal several times. I keep feeding the
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engine coal coming back. Those just making the train go,
and you feed of the coal. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Actually, actually,
let's just take a second here, maybe a page of
the Angeless book. Okay, okay, let's just talk. Let's just
look around. Huht so fast, so fast, it's nice. Pick
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a point on the horizon and focus on it. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
let's all close our eyes and then not the one moment,
we'll look up and we'll decide what we're looking in,
hopefully to the same spot. Okay, look up, okay, okay,
I'm looking at me. Take a place, take a place.
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My mom's over there. She won't come back. I don't
want to sit next to you today, Okay, ma'am. Take
a place, Alice? All right, Alice, here you go? All right,
thank you? Mom. Can I have twenty dollars? This is
why I don't want to sit next to you. I
gave you twenty dollars last week. Take a place. Here
you go, thank you? Hey kid, yeah you want mega dollar?
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I was not looking. Sure. What's your name? Sit down
next to minute. What's your name? My name's Todd. I'm Alice. Oh, Alice,
sit down? Okay. I have bought an extra ti a
kid from my wife, but she's dead. I'm sorry. She
usually he reads to me on the train. I'm sorry. No,
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don't be sorry. You didn't do anything to my wife.
I think I see you where you're headed because you
read a story to me. Jesus. All right, here, it's
your turns. That will work. All right, let me get
something out of my backpack. It's up here. It is okay, okay,
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now this is chicken soup for your soul. You can
pick any one of these stories. Just just pick one
that seems like it's from your heart, from my heart,
based on what I'm looking at, based on the number.
How about you just tell me when to stop. Stop.
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He didn't have to try anymore, he just was. I mean,
it's a really good start, but honestly, I wanted to
hear a whole story. I gave you twenty. Just stop, Alice.
I'm looking out the window. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You
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gotta punched my ticket. Yes, you canna punched my ticket?
Please please? Okay, I need to get to Tyson by
eight o'clock. We're gonna get there by eight. Yeah. Is
that where I got them? Chicken farm? Yes, Sison chicken farm. Yes?
What do you work there? Yeah? I worked there? Okay, alright,
important business and Tyson. Please punch my ticket, please punch.
I don't know if you were, but we're doing fifty,
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so that's pretty good. I can't we go sixty. Not
a train, don't do sixty? What do you do with
the chicken. I have to make a certain delivery. Please
just punch my ticket. Are you all right? Fine? Is
there anything I can get you? Just pretty hot in here?
Sweat water sweating, yes, water, ice water, nice water. I
don't have that on the train. Let me see what
I can find for you know, please can yeah, yeah,
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I'm gonna get to that. Where did you come from?
When did your board? I didn't see board. I came
from from Dylan? Dylan? Al Right, well that's a nice
you live there in Dylon. My grandmother does your grandmother?
You don't see the connection? All right, here you go,
you bet you. I'm gonna just walk up and talk
to the Hey, listen. Uh. They all think it's fine.
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They were doing fifty miles an hour, but I've noticed
we haven't stopped in fifty miles. That's the part that
I was worried at, Bob Richard turning a bang up job.
But everyone stay positive, rightsive focusing on a tree, Baks.
I gotta check the brakes one more time, Ponies, Ponies
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to assume the brakes don't actually work. We don't know
what we have. Yeah, I just tried them. Okay, they work.
They don't work. They don't. Was that a question? Didn't
we try to break? I asked, trying to bright it.
I don't know what. Yeah, yeah, yeah after fifty usually
stopped every couple of months. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's the brakes. Okay, yeah,
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all should I tell him close our eyes and look
at something to tell one see how it goes, because
if they're fine with it, maybe you all will calm
down a little. You're making me nervous. Man, um, my dad,
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you don't have their tickets? Yes, I have tickets for
myself and my lovely daughter daughter. Yeah right? Uh? How
long you and the daughter known each other? He's two
months and two months? Yes, wonderful months. It's been really
fun our father daughter relationship. May December. I see she's
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a funny birthday and I'm alright, Capricorn the goat. You
do have tickets? Yes? Do? There's somewhere in my pants, Daddy,
get the ticket. Okay. My daughter is rifling through my
pockets trying to find those tickets. Right. Are they watching this?
Not at all? We like it. We enjoy that we
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have a big family. We invite all our family over
for fun. Right, that's right. I have a question for
you too. Okay, Uh, you probably noticed that the train
hasn't made A couple of stops were kind of blew
right past. We thought that was our stop, was what
it was, But then we were like, fuck it, that's right.
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We're having such a good time and trip right, just
fun and and the thing. And there's plenty of food up,
some nice water I heard, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So
you'd be okay if we didn't stop yet for a while.
I'm fine with that. So you're saying we're not stopping
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in Tyson, just a question, okay, because we got on
in Dylan and we're going to Tyson. It's very popular.
Those are destinations today. All right, Well listen, I'll let
you know any progress on Tyson. Yeah, and we'll let
you know as soon as we find our tickets. She's
making progress right there. Alright, Hey, guys, guys, guys, what
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the hell? I have one more idea? Okay, anything? What
if we all just resign ourselves to death? To death?
Shut up, Angela, No, no, no, neat Tippy, I forgive
you great, great what for what for telling me to
shut up? Look, I've had a good run. I don't
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know about you, guys. I've had okay, run, I've had
okay run. How this is it? It's I don't see
getting better than this, honestly, Angela. Yeah, I'm divorced. I
got it. I'm gonna put myself in the train to
stop it. That's not gonna worry. I'm gonna get in
and I'm gonna stop. That's not gonna work. It is
running right over hit a homeless guy a day. We
know what that's like. Yeah, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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but what if two of us went out, maybe three
or four, five of us? Come on, people, that's positive thinking.
If we're resigning to die any wasted, why wouldn't we
Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's
do that. You're putting colon. I gotta keep feeding the engine.
You don't. We're trying to slow down. Eventually we're reviving
West Virginia. Okay, okay, alright, I'll just take a second
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and really just come into ourselves before we make this decision.
Because this is a big decision. Okay, I'm in. So
the five of you were gonna jump, and you're coming
with cos gotta stay behind and try to stop. No, no, no, no, no, no,
you're cooking positive things. So we leave no one here
people in the back passengers. That's true. He is the
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only union line employee I really am. I mean, you
got got if you're gonna stick together, I feel I
should let the pass yours know what happened. Should it
not stop? Let's write a note. Then, let's write a note. Yeah,
you know what. Let's spit ball some ideas about what
you'd be in the note. Okay, Frank, you have to
have an idea. Coal is beautiful, that's not it is.
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That's helpful. But okay, let's start there. We'll start there.
I'm writing this Downal is beautiful and that we sacrificed ourselves,
our lives so other people could live. Do we want
to put death in there? Okay, maybe not, but we're
gonna die right Yeah, good point, good point. Uh, let's
uh to all the people. We are the United People's
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Front of train operators. This message goes out to to
all oppressed train operators. Yeah, people, sounds, but it was
just breaks didn't work. Did we try the breaks? Did
we try to did we try to break? Did we
try hold on? Honestly, the more you are asking me
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that question, the more makes you think maybe I have
not break. So just cap three miles we've gone, and
just we're gonna try the break now. Well I thought
I've tried them. But then everyone saying yeah, yeah, well cheap.
In mind, he uses the brakes all day every day.
He might have forgotten. Sometimes a small trivial part of
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your life gets forgotten. When we passed one of our stops,
maybe it would have come up in as it normally
does to slow this. Yeah, that's a good point. That's
a good point. So probably there's no reason to check him. Now.
They must not work. That's probably they don't work. Okay, good,
you know what, they's just stop coming up. Let's try him. Okay,
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but now I don't know he's now. I kind of
like the idea of all the five of you jumping out. Okay,
I'm gonna leave it up to you guys to vote.
Do you want to me to try the breaks or
do you want to jump up from the train. Let's
start here, Frank, jump from the train. Kay's not an
easy decision. Kitten's birthday cake. Uh yeah, we should we
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should jump from the train up Okay, okay, uh uh solidarity,
Let's jump let's jump um um um um um um ump. Okay,
jump ump, you get a vote. I'd like to just
be clear you're gonna stack your bodies because I think
you'll have a better impact if all five get hited
the same. That's what I was thinking. One of those
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times seems like a way. Let's try both first. Let's
do one of the time first. Can I see just
how you're gonna link up? Probably belt belt? Okay, okay,
I just want to say, I have my hand on
the break. Don't try it already We're tried it. Then
you just don't do it. We already have a plan. Okay, okay,
why would you This is the last time, really we
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should even talk about approaching Tyson? Next up, we gotta go.
We gotta go now, we gotta go now. I should
be in the front since I'm the biggest person here. Okay,
that's six huge, six three sir, and that's very big
of you. Excuse me, sir, excuse me. You look like
you're doing so well. No, no, I we missed. I stop.
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I'm supposed to be I'm supposed to be talking to
my wife. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor on the train.
I'm a doctor, does this? Gentleman? Is he okay? I
am a doctor on the train? Is he okay? Okay?
I am a doctor? No, I'm okay. Are you sure
we missed my stop? Let's put the sand under anesthetics.
We got to go to surgery now, nurse, okay, let's
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get the auction here. Everyone back up or crowd around.
A dealer's choice. I'm sorry, do you just see you're
a doctor? I am wow, a doctor on a train? Wait? Wait,
what's going on here? How are you? I'm pretty great?
You took your hand out of my pocket. I've always
went in to be around a doctor on a train. Seriously,
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my daughter is don't mind her, don't mind my dad.
I'm not gonna mind either of you. You know what?
This guy can wait? How about a surgery on YouTube?
Would you like? I've had this crazy tennis elbow for years.
I can remove that. I've alway have been pro bono. Okay,
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so well, good you first, and we'll just open up
the elbow real quick. Nurse oxygen please, mom, Mom, I
had this this weird thought that you didn't like me.
I don't love you, I've never loved you, But do
you like me? I mean sometimes you make me laugh.
That's neat every once in a while, but mostly mostly
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I wish I wish it was just me M dignot
the bone. But here's twenty bucks. Yeah, okay, thank you,
and you're good to go. Oh my gosh, it was
so fast. Elbow is gone. It's just gonna kinda lay limp.
But you'll still have feeling great. I love feelings. I
think we just passed Tyson. What that's my stuff? The
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five bodies lying up? Everybody, excuse me, everybody, it was
just gay I work. I'm the break conductor. Give it up.
Here's the deal. You're gonna sing. Yes, I'm here to
sing for you. I didn't know if he was or not.
But before the song, I gotta tell you something. Can
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I question a question? Please? Yes? Do you have there's
a there's a ginger rail on the train. Only nice water,
nice water, okay, wearing a little bit of trouble, A
little bit of trouble. You wait. I wanted to get
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my message out first. Can you quantify little um? At
least some people will die before this train stops. I
just got rid of my elbow. I can't die. Oh no,
it's probably not gonna be you And yes, sir, you're right.
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It's kind of like one of those murder mysteries. So
if we figure it out, we don't die. Yes, okay, good, Okay,
I did it. The doctor are on the train. I
killed two people in Dylan. I did it. I did it?
Really did Oh? God, I nic was gonna come at Okay,
I did it. Okay, I'm not you're saying this and
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we need volunteers. Five of us up are gonna jump
in front of this train to make sure it stops.
Does anybody else want to sacrifice their life for the
greater good of the rest of the cars? You want
more people to die, that's well, yes, to save a
greater number of people. You're definitely dying. Yeah, so if
we're pretty close to death, everybody really should pitch in.
It's up to you. Yeah, I'm not gonna judge. If
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you're super depressed, maybe you want to help out the
rest of us. The depression is normal though, Yeah it is,
but it's not gonna pass. It's true. Wit. Is it
possible to jump out of the front of the train
and somehow get in front of the train? Yes, yes,
a break climb out you climb out onto the front.
But you've been You brought up another interesting question, if
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you don't mind, please, yeah, I want If the trains
in trouble, I'm sensing yes, why don't we just try
to jump out of the train. Why are we staying inside?
God for you? Alright, guys, they didn't buy any of
my crap in there. You're still good, col col All right,
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here we go. You know, I know we said belt belt.
I'm just gonna go out there first. If I can't
do it, we'll just do it one at a time.
Go go, go, go go go. All right, I'm going
to next, guys, I'm going next. You wait, I think
we need to reassess. Oh no, you know we had
the numbers at five, but now it's not looking good.
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I'm not jumping though. There's no way was the compression
of five body. I'm gonna try the breaks. That one
guy is just hanging on by the way, somebody get
his fingers off. I got it, I got it, I
got it. There there was a ring shoot. I'm gonna
try the brakes. I'm gonna try the brakes. Try there,
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and the train successfully came to a stop. I didn't
adventure All those people were on Oh my God court
(20:40):
as obsession, and the novelist who penned a book entitled
How to Murder Your Husband now stands trial on charges
of murdering her husband, president of the prosecuting attorney, defense attorney,
the judge, and several witnesses for either side. I mean
(21:03):
that was just Tuesday, though, you know what I mean,
ladies and gentlemen. Doesn't really matter if you get the
same onich or not, because it's on Tuesday. Ladies and gentlemen,
we're back from recess. Get it on Tuesday morning. It
doesn't matter to give you I'm sorry, your honor, thank you.
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Sometimes all it takes is a woman to say something.
You know, I believe that. I believe Chapter five in
my book says something. I've read it. Your on our objection,
you're flirting with the who are you looking? And who
are you again? I am the prosecuting attorneys and what
does that mean? Specifically? But specifically I have built a
(21:48):
case against this woman and have been arguing it all morning.
Yet you've not heard any of my most subjection, Your honor,
I thought you did a lovely job of her hearing,
as it was suggested you hadn't no need to fight
over me. Well, I'm your attorney, so I'm going to
fight a little bit for me, Yes, exactly. Anyways, objection okay,
over sustained? Allow it? Okay? Now where were we? So? Anyway,
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if you get this same, excuse me. Jury members jury
number three three, injury member number I have nothing to
do with that juror. He keeps talking to me and
I keep shishing them. You're both in the jury box.
I have a name, your own. Do you want to
say it out loud? Yeah? You want everybody to know
because it is your right to remain anonymous. Just a
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number until this is over. Colton Shepherd, Okay, this is
my name. What are you doing, Colden Shepherd? It is okay,
Colton Shepherd. That's a that's a good name for a book.
I object he used my name. Just now, objection your honor.
I don't think members of the jury are allowed to
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sust Okay, alright, alright, that's good. Serious here, you were
stand accused of murdering your husband. Correct. I don't want
I don't only feel that I didn't. Yeah, I didn't
do it. I mean I wrote a book about how
you could do it. Believably and get away with it.
But that doesn't mean I did it, your honor. I'd
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like to conduct this cross examination from the stand. Please
please help yourself well. The state calls to the stand,
Monique Devereaux. Okay, okay, excuse me, gentlemen, excuse me. It's
a little sachet. Is that addresser? Is that address? I
put your hand on the bible. Please, that's you? Rather him?
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Thank you and repeat after me. I solemnly. She's leaving
out words, your honor, she's she's just getting them. Swear
to tell the truth the things to tell the truth,
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the whole truth, the whole truth, the whole as much
as you can remember, or as much as I can
remember of the truth that may or may not be
the hold great, this looks good. Okay, Miss Devereaux, you
are I'm over here, Yes, I'm sorry. I was pacing
around the room for dramatic effects, of course, as is
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my right attorney. I can't see Miss Devorux you are.
I'm told a very attractive woman. Um who told you?
Who told me? Who told you? Mr? Deeau? I'm over here,
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I know where you are. I'm sorry, I'm just used
to I know where you are. I'm locating you via
I'm right here. I'm blowing into your ear. Okay, I
can feel that. Yes, all my senses are heightened. Miss Devereaux. Uh,
Mr objection. It feels like the prosecution is trying to
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gain sympathy with the jury by making it crystal clear
that he is in fact blind. Yeah, I agree with that,
get it. I can't see. I'm gonna have to overrule that.
Does that mean I'm against that? Yes? Overrule okay, because
I think he is at a disadvantage now now knowing
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that he's blind, he doesn't get to see just how
stunning Ms. Debro is. What everyone keeps saying, it's so
he's got a good idea. Do you have an idea
of how beautiful she is? Look? I can smell her perfume,
quite be fragrant and wonderful, the sound of her voices.
Need to touch her face, touch her face and do that?
Is that what you guys? Do that? That's my nose,
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that's my nose, your honor. He's literally got her notes,
got your notes? When I can I enter her nose
as evidence? That's right? Yeah? Yeah, sure, you see what
I'm saying to the prosecutor and herr her nose. You're
a very good lawyer. I'm so glad that you're my lawyer.
With drawn, with drawn if you buy the best every Tuesday.
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What's happening coming back here? Ever? Again? This should be
an open close look everybody, let's be honest. You might
be here for a while. Just stop talking lawyers, what
lady objection? This has been a weird day here. Yeah,
clearly this has been a weird. I don't have my
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wits about me, to be honest. I'm crazy about you
Ms Deborah, and that messes up to everything. And I
get that and you guys, yeah, can I know I'm
not supposed to speak. I'm Colton Shepherd. That's my name.
Really like that name. If you're feeling tired, I wouldn't
mind swapping places just for a bit. You can recharge. Well,
we know that's allowed us. Everybody has to agree to that.
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I'm fine with it. He cannot use my name and
get up there. That is not fair, your honor. I'm
not particularly comfortable jured that wasn't world about to begin with?
Whose name is not? In fact Colton h taken over
in the bench. I don't think even prosecution would find that,
even legal prosecution. What. I'm not daredevil? Why would you
(27:14):
suggest that? What? I just want to check in. I
feel like I'm winning. Right, he's gonna bruises all over
his pinning. A man is dead. A man you were
once married to, you murdered. I don't I think you
could be wrong. I think we need to I think
you objaction. Could the prosecution please not state opinion is back? No.
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I think that you are very good. I think I
think m every I think you would do with all
a big favor, huge famber. If you were to read, Oh,
I can't wait an excerpt from your book. I'm thinking,
uh maybe chapter eight, the last two sentences. Like the
last two sentences, yes, chapter eight. Um, then you would
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throw the knife into the river, turn your back on it,
and never look that way again. Wow. Wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow. Thank you. Okay, Yes,
a very moving passage, your honor. But a knife was
in fact found in the river with Miss Devereaux's fingerprints
(28:17):
on it. I never turned my I never I never
turned around him. I don't turn around anymore if I may.
A knife was found with many fingerprints on it, my
client's fingerprints being one of the pairs found uh inconclusive.
One time I accidentally stabbed him with it accidentally, which
(28:39):
was entered into evidence. Yeah. Yeah, it's a matter of fact.
We heard. We even heard the audio of that segment.
What she lived through, the husband lived through that. We
have audio. Can we replay that audio? Get it? I
will fucking kill you, honey. But the knife down a
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second comes again and again and again on purpose and
on purpose is and he lives You're on. I was
deeply affected by that because my my hearing is heightened
superhero Did they say that? No? No, I mean played
(29:22):
at that If you played at any other volume, it
would shatter my ear drums. That's how powerful my hearing is.
Is a dolphin, I'm telling you dolphin. Yeah, I just
think it's a dolphin. All right, guys, it's getting late.
We gotta wrap this up. So we gotta wrap it.
How did you get in here? All new respect to
the bench. What is happening? That's what we're about to
(29:44):
find out. It's up to our two jurors here. Is
he's either guilty or is he's not guilty? Other only
two jurors, by the way, and what number three and
four Colton, would you would you try to explain that's
my name you're looking at all? Right, here we go, Golden,
(30:05):
How do you find our lady gps or guilty or
nike um for murdering her husband? Oh my god, did
you do that? She's not guilty? Boom? All right, guys, well,
but what about I sat through all of the testimonies
and no one wants to even hear my verdict. I
(30:28):
would like to hear it. Well, I think she's guilty
of murdering her husband. She wrote a book about it.
Through a Knife in a Lake and the audio thank you, yes,
thank you? Are looking at me? Mind hearsay here's saying. Also,
(30:48):
the jurors don't talk. That's in the constitute. Just feel
like I feel like I feel like YouTube lawyers. Right,
we don't agree on anything. His finger quotes. I tell
you're doing finger quotes with the inflection, and just see
that you two aren't willing to adapt to evolve, as
they would say. I run a new age courtroom, okay,
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with new age ideas, Scotch. I'd like to adjudicate from
the heart. Is that a problem? Is that a crime?
If so, lock me up? Look There's been a lot
of crime in this city ever since the Kingpin took over,
and my partner Foggy and I have been doing the
best that we can to bring people to justice. I'm
standing right here behind you. Do you see me now?
I can feel you, can feel your hot breath because
(31:34):
I'm telling right now, you're I think I won right objection.
He's inner nose again, sir. Oh, yes, you have some
kind of sharp object. I just saw it, a shiny
Chinese object. The dolphins dy dolphin is dying. Put in water.
(31:54):
Get the thing in water. I don't know how to
do that. Kill you. Somebody recording this? Recess? Okay, recess
it is? Where's my billy club? All right, We're gonna
take a short break. Can be right back with more
of alchemy. There couldn't great. Okay, We're gonna come back
(32:22):
with one more. Let's see, let's see, let's let's fight.
(32:43):
Welcome back to Alchemy. This recently a man in South Carolina,
when the country's largest Mega millions national lottery of one
point six billion dollars. We now take you to his
understandably crowded New Year's Eve party with his ever extending
family and friends, has anyone seen alright? Alright, I'd like
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to make a I'd like to make a toast. I'd
like to make a toast. We love you, Dwaine. I
love it each and every one of you. Everybody, please,
everybody please, Okay, okay, I've brought everybody here for something
super special. Shut up and back. I can't possibly spend
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all of the money that I've wanted, so I have
to sign out party. I've decided to give it to
one person at this party, to me, to half of
it to one person in this party. Wait, why did
you just go back on? Why you already change your mind?
(33:55):
The other hand, well, half of it goes to my wife,
and she's going to have half a hip. Can give
half of my money away to everyone or anyone I choose.
Can we set up some kind of competition that's I've
already got the competition dancing to dance. I mean, it's
not a dancing competition. It's a It's a competition of
wits and might and endurance and speed. Put the guns away.
(34:27):
Put the guns away. I would like to keep my
half and then also compete for the other half. Sweetheart,
you cannot compete for the money. You didn't want to
put your money towards the competition, so you can't compete
in it? All right? Lots of words, lots of words.
Are you're saying you're giving half to your wife and
the other half you're keeping half of that? My wife
got half of it before I even had it passed
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through my fingers? What the hill about the government? Government
gets half? To write? Oh my god, how much does
the government get? Government's the governmath? I believe it is. Well,
we're gonna have to wait, wait, wait, wait, So what
did I leave you with? I I didn't do the math.
I might be I might be a little bit of
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trouble here. I did it. Cousin Phil it's two hundred millions,
So there's plenty. That's two hundred millions, were hullion. All
of you are gonna get two hundred millions. One of
you is gonna win one hundred million. You you got
you one a hundred million when we got married. Okay,
(35:32):
I think it's me. This percentage is getting smaller all
the time. Is this part of the contest? Were supposed
to figure out You're not good at my No, I've
I've never claimed to be good at math. Is this
in a skype room. It's kind of like an escape room,
all right, anything it's not down down as a clue everything,
(35:53):
pull everything off the same thing, stacked the gun. Stop
shooting this in my house. I found something something. Uh,
it looks look at this. Look at this. It looks
like an aquarium, real fish. If I dunk my hand
in your hands. I found a little treasure. Oh look
at that little what's in there? Oh? Oh no, it's
(36:15):
just like a treasure. It looks like a treasure. We'll
read it made in Taiwan. Right now. The treasure chess
goes in my salt water tank and it fills up
with air that it opens up in the bubble's code
of the top. Put the treasure chest back in the
you're saying it's not an anagram, it's not part of
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the competition at all. Could you explain any part of it. Yes,
it's it's much like the Olympics. In fact, it's I'm
stealing the Olympics. I'm stealing it. But it's gonna be
a you know, part of well chess, chess and archery.
As wits. This sounds born. I found our cat, our cat,
(36:59):
Open it up, open it up. That cat is not
part of the competition. He might he might be misleading
to open it up. When we open him up, Phil,
could we just fight for it? I mean, it's kind
of a fight, but with rules and steps. The rule
the first one, it's a four forty. We fight for
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four forty forty yard dash forty. Uh, you're staying four
hundred forty dollars and getting smaller all the time. I
don't each other, okay, right there? Four or forty is
a run. It's a quarter of them. It's one time
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around the track, and if you did four it would
be a mile. I was not an athlete ever. No
one's ever accused me of that. But I just swallowed
on my gun. Damn teeth good. No one was hitting you.
I was hitting that does okay? I got it? Made
in Taiwan is an anagram for weight maiden. Oh okay,
(38:03):
all right? Who is the maiden? And why is she waiting?
Waiting for money? Money? This made already got money? Can
always here's more. You're not you're not able to compete
in this competition. Definitely. A four forty is exactly the
diameter of my house. Cousin, Phil couldn't we just try
(38:25):
to figure out where. I guess where you hit the money?
I mean I hit it very well. You would never
guess who. Okay, look at it. There's a competition. You're
not just supposed to around a cold bricks billion. Don't
(38:45):
look like a lot guys. Put all that money back
out here. I'm getting out of here. Now. You got
to leave that money behind. I got one with teeth.
Leave that brick of money here. I'm taking my big
come back. Wait, so shoo us again? Yeah? Oh damn,
who's at the door? Hello, come on in? Don't just
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open it's open? How do you do good? Are you?
Phil Specter? Did you just win the Uh? That's right?
And I Mrs Specter, that's what I mean to you.
I represent the railroad company that goes through Dylan Tyson
and South Carolina and your land is looking pretty good
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and really wondering if you might be willing to I
don't know what I was gonna say by it, but
you already have it. I want to buy it. Can
I come back in? Can I come back in? Because no,
you're already here. It's open. Say okay, okay, I just
get like kind of bust? Are you government? Man, Are
you here to take half our money? Of our money? Yes,
(39:54):
well you can't have it. Okay, well I tried. Um
have a day. Will you take this cat with you?
We opened it? What jing? Hey, what's up? Bobby's still
working here at the liquor store. Yeah, I'm still working
here at the goddamn liquor store. Give me all the
god damned marba red you got this. Look at all
this goddamn money. I go and all that money my cousin, Oh,
(40:19):
the one who won the lot trail. Yeah, all right,
I got about half of his half now, okay, so
this is what it was, million dollars something like that. Yeah, okay,
So you just want marble rats and you know what
else I want? I want you and me to go
on road trip. I want you to quit your job.
I won't want you want to go see something. I'm sorry,
(40:40):
Can I get Can I get ten? Get off of me?
Wait your turn? Sorry, I was just thinking there's no
money here, we can go see the things you always
talk about, like the big money means and whatnot. Yeah,
I was one to see crazy horse you so many
(41:05):
we could do that. They're still building that. I'll build that.
I'll build that in South Dakota. I'm just gonna leave
the ten here from you wait your turn. I'm having
a moment with my boyfriend. Okay, how much do you appazapa?
How much for the what he wants to know? How
(41:25):
much the appasama is When he gets up to the
line he can have. All right, you wait your turn
on that appazaba. I want to get this vodka. I'm
gonna buy it. I'm twenty one, all right. If you
say you're twenty one, just take it. Okay, Okay, we're not.
She's fine that little yeah, Okay, I'm still drunk. Look,
(41:50):
I ain't got teeth. I ain't got teeth. That's why
you're my board. But I got a lot of money,
I got a lot of time, and I got some
to be with you. What the hell has happened? Put
the closed on. Love is happening? I've ever heard of love?
Miss come here? Oh you see them bloody gums? Oh
my god, I don't want this happens happened now? Okay,
(42:14):
great Virginia Slims, take a carton. There's other people the
hell exactly? I don't know what's going alright, all right,
everybody listen to It's just like the opposite of a robbery.
You have what money the opposite? Everybody, This is a
this is a stick down, a stick down million. I'll
(42:41):
take just one one million? Yeah, all right, we'll take
just one. I'm gonna give you each one million dollars
and then we're gonna we're gonna turn the open sign
on the store to close. Can we get out first?
And we got somewhere to be. What can we go?
Can we leave it? Take this stack here and cut
us out here? No, that's good. Roan. Hey, little kid, Hey,
(43:06):
little man, I just want some gold, slugger, take this money.
I just want some alcohol siggs. I want some cocaine.
You got cocaine. Yeah, we got cocaine. We got cocaine.
You take what you want. Kid one, Hey, I know
you ain't. I know you want you don't have You
even got to pretend I'm eighteen a kid? You ever
(43:32):
want to see crazy horse? Done? Is that heroin? I'm
old enough for Look, this kid just wants drugs in alcohol?
Why don't want Why don't we bring Why don't we
bring him along? You want to get fund up. I
don't wear a seatbelt though, I don't need one. I'm
(43:53):
old enough. I don't need to wear sea Okay, fine, fine,
but you don't got to wear seatbelt. We got a
truck anyway, and I like to master beat. All right,
I'm old enough, Sure you are. You're all gonna have
to get off these grounds. Okay, we're still building crazy horse.
All right, it's not done yet. All right, Uh well,
excuse me. The stack of tans says it is doing.
(44:16):
Yeah great, okay, is I get jerking off? Get off
this work site. Let's get just talking off enough. Give
a shout your age man, put putting your weed. We're
just two toothless gay guys from South Carolina came here
with a masturbaiting teenager to see a giant statue of
a Native American hero. This is insane. This is the
most is the American dream, my friend, it comes are
(44:40):
bleeding mans. Hey, Bobby, what are you gonna do? Your
million dollars? I never thought i'd see you million dollars.
I think I'm just gonna honestly right, I'm gonna put
into my passion. But what's that you mean? What is that?
I'm going to read the nails exactly. I'm going to
repurpose human nails for fake nails. So we're just gonna
hit all the funeral homes, clip all the nails we
(45:02):
can of night. It's so many unused nails and they
keep growing, and then we can just is it breaking mortar?
What are you gonna do? And put it online? No? Used?
I used tape. What do you mean this is gonna
be a store? Oh? The store, it'll be online only,
so I have to you. You make unappointment online and
then I come to you. Right, So, what's a million
dollars gonna dude? Well that's a great question. You're gonna
(45:22):
use it to build the website. I guess a million
dollar website. Yeah, yeah, maybe you could call it. Oh
my god, that'd be fantastic. I mean, who wouldn't go,
Who wouldn't go till the million dollars webs? Excuse me?
Ain't you demand it had all that money? No? I
was the man that had all that money, but my
family took it from me. My wife took it from me.
(45:46):
The railroads came through and took my house. So if
you're looking at me asking if I'm the man that
what all that money? The answers, no, lost look train
from Dylan going to Tyson and other stops are named
border now, but I get free rights. Yeah that's how
(46:10):
that works. Oh man. I will never forget Tyson nor
Dylan as two stops that I never got to go
and see. Uh, that's this episode of Alchemists. Let's go
around and thank our alchemists one at a time. Let
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them weigh in, Tommy James Heeney, what do you got
for us? Every second and fourth Wednesday at the West
Side Comedy Theater you can check out bear supply correct.
I mean it's so what times that show? Nine pm?
Nine piecific Standard time? Uh huh? And did you vote
to keep the same time zone? I did vote to
keep the same time, So like it. I'd like it
to I don't care as long as it doesn't change.
(46:52):
I think there should be one world time for everybody.
But I don't know if you guys to talk about it.
It's I mean, it's called the UTC. I'm sorry. I
like it a lot. And uh, west Side Comedy dot
com as well to find those times and and less
information about the world time. Probably want less about long time.
Joey Greer Greer What's Happened? Also plugging Bear supplied. James
(47:17):
and I are in it. So some more dates coming
to Dynasty Typewriter. I gotta show they five and then
I gotta show it's November. Actually, don't say the month
over the year because these are evergreen. Episode November November.
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Check it out Dynasty type dot com. Lovely Carla, thanks
again for joining us for special wishes and plans for
the holidays. What's going on in the Kowski fans, I
mean spending as much time together as possible. I'll get
your hand out of my pocket. It's a mother and
daughter affair. It's just my own. Sorry fanish I realized
(47:59):
it father and daughter, but that way through that. Thank
you for getting it and anything at all you want to. Yeah,
Craig and I do a two percent show called Orange,
Tuxedo and Friend the first Wednesday of every month at
the West Side Comedy. The podcast I do it's called
Improv Yak and it's all about improv. Yeah, perfect solution
(48:23):
at Kakowski on Twitter. Also, the Craigslist podcast is also
with Carla Kikowski, and we talked about my favorite movies.
But I'm busy, so don't try. It's interesting that I
think it's important to talk about this. My Instagram has
been hovering around. That's two seven ninety name followers. The
(48:43):
other day went to hundred. I got excited two and
then back down to night drop back down. Yeah, I
just I'm asking the one person who's out there listening,
where do we find you on its at Chris Alvarado.
It means a lot to me. Okay, thank you, that's
very nice, and um, next episode, let's try hard to
break through why it means so much. Maybe that's a
good idea, don babe, Mr engine Star Doug Babe, rightel breako. Yeah,
(49:13):
d side project, as in not that side, but de side,
like I'm gonna decide on this, like so like the
other side you say that, like I'll decide this. I'm
gonna decide we're gonna have Oh so I'm on this
side of that. You're that you're just not listening to him.
I sid that is correct. I'm Kevin Pollock, your host Jonas.
Next time, tell everybody you've ever met about alchemy this.
(49:36):
I listened to us, saw the various ways that you do.
We want to thank the how stuff works network? Do
we thank the mother Ship? Now? I think there's another Overlord,
we're supposed to be thanking Sophie Lichtman. Wherever you are.
We missed you terribly on this particular outing, but um
right to us. We love to hear from you. We'd
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until next time Alchemy there m
Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.
What's that? Yes? That Kevin Pollock? Oh? Really, you have
a proposition you'd like me to read to you. I'd
love to, but first listen to this. Over the years,
I've been damn hell lucky to see my fair Sheriff
true alchemy. By definition, alchemy this quote when a person
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creates something through a seemingly magical process. And my dear
Tator Totts and Tonka toys, Like I said, I've been
witnessed to the stuff on several occasions. Not too long ago,
the idea hit me. What if I brought together the
right creative people and asked them to make shift up
based on my own twisted, demented ideas. Then I could
offer it as a podcast of this seemingly magical process
(00:47):
and I could call it alchemy. You turtleneck wearing freak store,
shut it or lose it. Well, after months of title tankering,
I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear friends to
another episode of cove Me This. Let's meet our how
comist shall we? And no particular order? Please say hello
Chris brought Chris? How are you? I feel good. Okay, great.
(01:14):
Look everyone, it's Joey Greer grea economics. What's the deal?
Uh always by that's right, another correct answer. I gotta
write that down. What would a super Team be without?
Mr Craigkowski? Hi? You hanging? I addressed to the left.
(01:36):
I addressed to the left, and uh, here he is
Mr James, He and James? Can you call it? Get Tommy? Okay,
Tommy's great. Tommy's great. Finally we've landed on This is
a good one to our very own Vanessa Ragin's on
the set of Indie film. At least that's what she
told all of us in the form of an email.
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We have an exceptional guest appearance today. Please welcome try
like a casket. Thanks everyone, welcome, and thank you so
much for being here. Thank you for having me. All right,
let's get to our first scene, shall we. That's pretty
damn exciting. Oh, of course, let's not forget Rafaelbrito on
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music and Sound and Doug Bam took me forty seven
years to learn how to pronounce his name. Doug Bam
one of your oldest friends. Last week, a runaway train
blaze for fifty miles with non functioning breaks before finally
being brought to a stop. We take you now aboard,
(02:41):
where the conductor and his team try everything while also
having to keep passengers calm oh man, oh man. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
It's not the coal. It's not the electricity. It's not
any gears. I don't know what buss bus. It could
be all of our negative thoughts here we go. Shut up.
(03:07):
Let's all just okay, just let's just just just think,
BUSTI just think positive. I've been thinking positive since we
first brought this up. Puppies macaroni and cheese, and people
don't think puppies is a happy thought. I think of it.
It's responsibility. I've gotta dog at home. We're sure it's
not the coal. I'm positive it's not the coal. Okay,
we checked the coal several times. I keep feeding the
(03:30):
engine coal coming back. Those just making the train go,
and you feed of the coal. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Actually, actually,
let's just take a second here, maybe a page of
the Angeless book. Okay, okay, let's just talk. Let's just
look around. Huht so fast, so fast, it's nice. Pick
(03:55):
a point on the horizon and focus on it. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
let's all close our eyes and then not the one moment,
we'll look up and we'll decide what we're looking in,
hopefully to the same spot. Okay, look up, okay, okay,
I'm looking at me. Take a place, take a place.
(04:17):
My mom's over there. She won't come back. I don't
want to sit next to you today, Okay, ma'am. Take
a place, Alice? All right, Alice, here you go? All right,
thank you? Mom. Can I have twenty dollars? This is
why I don't want to sit next to you. I
gave you twenty dollars last week. Take a place. Here
you go, thank you? Hey kid, yeah you want mega dollar?
(04:41):
I was not looking. Sure. What's your name? Sit down
next to minute. What's your name? My name's Todd. I'm Alice. Oh, Alice,
sit down? Okay. I have bought an extra ti a
kid from my wife, but she's dead. I'm sorry. She
usually he reads to me on the train. I'm sorry. No,
(05:04):
don't be sorry. You didn't do anything to my wife.
I think I see you where you're headed because you
read a story to me. Jesus. All right, here, it's
your turns. That will work. All right, let me get
something out of my backpack. It's up here. It is okay, okay,
(05:29):
now this is chicken soup for your soul. You can
pick any one of these stories. Just just pick one
that seems like it's from your heart, from my heart,
based on what I'm looking at, based on the number.
How about you just tell me when to stop. Stop.
(05:49):
He didn't have to try anymore, he just was. I mean,
it's a really good start, but honestly, I wanted to
hear a whole story. I gave you twenty. Just stop, Alice.
I'm looking out the window. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You
(06:11):
gotta punched my ticket. Yes, you canna punched my ticket?
Please please? Okay, I need to get to Tyson by
eight o'clock. We're gonna get there by eight. Yeah. Is
that where I got them? Chicken farm? Yes, Sison chicken farm. Yes?
What do you work there? Yeah? I worked there? Okay, alright,
important business and Tyson. Please punch my ticket, please punch.
I don't know if you were, but we're doing fifty,
(06:33):
so that's pretty good. I can't we go sixty. Not
a train, don't do sixty? What do you do with
the chicken. I have to make a certain delivery. Please
just punch my ticket. Are you all right? Fine? Is
there anything I can get you? Just pretty hot in here?
Sweat water sweating, yes, water, ice water, nice water. I
don't have that on the train. Let me see what
I can find for you know, please can yeah, yeah,
(06:55):
I'm gonna get to that. Where did you come from?
When did your board? I didn't see board. I came
from from Dylan? Dylan? Al Right, well that's a nice
you live there in Dylon. My grandmother does your grandmother?
You don't see the connection? All right, here you go,
you bet you. I'm gonna just walk up and talk
to the Hey, listen. Uh. They all think it's fine.
(07:18):
They were doing fifty miles an hour, but I've noticed
we haven't stopped in fifty miles. That's the part that
I was worried at, Bob Richard turning a bang up job.
But everyone stay positive, rightsive focusing on a tree, Baks.
I gotta check the brakes one more time, Ponies, Ponies
(07:44):
to assume the brakes don't actually work. We don't know
what we have. Yeah, I just tried them. Okay, they work.
They don't work. They don't. Was that a question? Didn't
we try to break? I asked, trying to bright it.
I don't know what. Yeah, yeah, yeah after fifty usually
stopped every couple of months. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's the brakes. Okay, yeah,
(08:05):
all should I tell him close our eyes and look
at something to tell one see how it goes, because
if they're fine with it, maybe you all will calm
down a little. You're making me nervous. Man, um, my dad,
(08:27):
you don't have their tickets? Yes, I have tickets for
myself and my lovely daughter daughter. Yeah right? Uh? How
long you and the daughter known each other? He's two
months and two months? Yes, wonderful months. It's been really
fun our father daughter relationship. May December. I see she's
(08:49):
a funny birthday and I'm alright, Capricorn the goat. You
do have tickets? Yes? Do? There's somewhere in my pants, Daddy,
get the ticket. Okay. My daughter is rifling through my
pockets trying to find those tickets. Right. Are they watching this?
Not at all? We like it. We enjoy that we
(09:11):
have a big family. We invite all our family over
for fun. Right, that's right. I have a question for
you too. Okay, Uh, you probably noticed that the train
hasn't made A couple of stops were kind of blew
right past. We thought that was our stop, was what
it was, But then we were like, fuck it, that's right.
(09:34):
We're having such a good time and trip right, just
fun and and the thing. And there's plenty of food up,
some nice water I heard, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So
you'd be okay if we didn't stop yet for a while.
I'm fine with that. So you're saying we're not stopping
(09:54):
in Tyson, just a question, okay, because we got on
in Dylan and we're going to Tyson. It's very popular.
Those are destinations today. All right, Well listen, I'll let
you know any progress on Tyson. Yeah, and we'll let
you know as soon as we find our tickets. She's
making progress right there. Alright, Hey, guys, guys, guys, what
(10:19):
the hell? I have one more idea? Okay, anything? What
if we all just resign ourselves to death? To death?
Shut up, Angela, No, no, no, neat Tippy, I forgive
you great, great what for what for telling me to
shut up? Look, I've had a good run. I don't
(10:42):
know about you, guys. I've had okay, run, I've had
okay run. How this is it? It's I don't see
getting better than this, honestly, Angela. Yeah, I'm divorced. I
got it. I'm gonna put myself in the train to
stop it. That's not gonna worry. I'm gonna get in
and I'm gonna stop. That's not gonna work. It is
running right over hit a homeless guy a day. We
know what that's like. Yeah, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
(11:03):
but what if two of us went out, maybe three
or four, five of us? Come on, people, that's positive thinking.
If we're resigning to die any wasted, why wouldn't we
Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's
do that. You're putting colon. I gotta keep feeding the engine.
You don't. We're trying to slow down. Eventually we're reviving
West Virginia. Okay, okay, alright, I'll just take a second
(11:27):
and really just come into ourselves before we make this decision.
Because this is a big decision. Okay, I'm in. So
the five of you were gonna jump, and you're coming
with cos gotta stay behind and try to stop. No, no, no, no, no, no,
you're cooking positive things. So we leave no one here
people in the back passengers. That's true. He is the
(11:51):
only union line employee I really am. I mean, you
got got if you're gonna stick together, I feel I
should let the pass yours know what happened. Should it
not stop? Let's write a note. Then, let's write a note. Yeah,
you know what. Let's spit ball some ideas about what
you'd be in the note. Okay, Frank, you have to
have an idea. Coal is beautiful, that's not it is.
(12:14):
That's helpful. But okay, let's start there. We'll start there.
I'm writing this Downal is beautiful and that we sacrificed ourselves,
our lives so other people could live. Do we want
to put death in there? Okay, maybe not, but we're
gonna die right Yeah, good point, good point. Uh, let's
uh to all the people. We are the United People's
(12:34):
Front of train operators. This message goes out to to
all oppressed train operators. Yeah, people, sounds, but it was
just breaks didn't work. Did we try the breaks? Did
we try to did we try to break? Did we
try hold on? Honestly, the more you are asking me
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that question, the more makes you think maybe I have
not break. So just cap three miles we've gone, and
just we're gonna try the break now. Well I thought
I've tried them. But then everyone saying yeah, yeah, well cheap.
In mind, he uses the brakes all day every day.
He might have forgotten. Sometimes a small trivial part of
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your life gets forgotten. When we passed one of our stops,
maybe it would have come up in as it normally
does to slow this. Yeah, that's a good point. That's
a good point. So probably there's no reason to check him. Now.
They must not work. That's probably they don't work. Okay, good,
you know what, they's just stop coming up. Let's try him. Okay,
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but now I don't know he's now. I kind of
like the idea of all the five of you jumping out. Okay,
I'm gonna leave it up to you guys to vote.
Do you want to me to try the breaks or
do you want to jump up from the train. Let's
start here, Frank, jump from the train. Kay's not an
easy decision. Kitten's birthday cake. Uh yeah, we should we
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should jump from the train up Okay, okay, uh uh solidarity,
Let's jump let's jump um um um um um um ump. Okay,
jump ump, you get a vote. I'd like to just
be clear you're gonna stack your bodies because I think
you'll have a better impact if all five get hited
the same. That's what I was thinking. One of those
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times seems like a way. Let's try both first. Let's
do one of the time first. Can I see just
how you're gonna link up? Probably belt belt? Okay, okay,
I just want to say, I have my hand on
the break. Don't try it already We're tried it. Then
you just don't do it. We already have a plan. Okay, okay,
why would you This is the last time, really we
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should even talk about approaching Tyson? Next up, we gotta go.
We gotta go now, we gotta go now. I should
be in the front since I'm the biggest person here. Okay,
that's six huge, six three sir, and that's very big
of you. Excuse me, sir, excuse me. You look like
you're doing so well. No, no, I we missed. I stop.
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I'm supposed to be I'm supposed to be talking to
my wife. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor on the train.
I'm a doctor, does this? Gentleman? Is he okay? I
am a doctor on the train? Is he okay? Okay?
I am a doctor? No, I'm okay. Are you sure
we missed my stop? Let's put the sand under anesthetics.
We got to go to surgery now, nurse, okay, let's
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get the auction here. Everyone back up or crowd around.
A dealer's choice. I'm sorry, do you just see you're
a doctor? I am wow, a doctor on a train? Wait? Wait,
what's going on here? How are you? I'm pretty great?
You took your hand out of my pocket. I've always
went in to be around a doctor on a train. Seriously,
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my daughter is don't mind her, don't mind my dad.
I'm not gonna mind either of you. You know what?
This guy can wait? How about a surgery on YouTube?
Would you like? I've had this crazy tennis elbow for years.
I can remove that. I've alway have been pro bono. Okay,
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so well, good you first, and we'll just open up
the elbow real quick. Nurse oxygen please, mom, Mom, I
had this this weird thought that you didn't like me.
I don't love you, I've never loved you, But do
you like me? I mean sometimes you make me laugh.
That's neat every once in a while, but mostly mostly
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I wish I wish it was just me M dignot
the bone. But here's twenty bucks. Yeah, okay, thank you,
and you're good to go. Oh my gosh, it was
so fast. Elbow is gone. It's just gonna kinda lay limp.
But you'll still have feeling great. I love feelings. I
think we just passed Tyson. What that's my stuff? The
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five bodies lying up? Everybody, excuse me, everybody, it was
just gay I work. I'm the break conductor. Give it up.
Here's the deal. You're gonna sing. Yes, I'm here to
sing for you. I didn't know if he was or not.
But before the song, I gotta tell you something. Can
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I question a question? Please? Yes? Do you have there's
a there's a ginger rail on the train. Only nice water,
nice water, okay, wearing a little bit of trouble, A
little bit of trouble. You wait. I wanted to get
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my message out first. Can you quantify little um? At
least some people will die before this train stops. I
just got rid of my elbow. I can't die. Oh no,
it's probably not gonna be you And yes, sir, you're right.
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It's kind of like one of those murder mysteries. So
if we figure it out, we don't die. Yes, okay, good, Okay,
I did it. The doctor are on the train. I
killed two people in Dylan. I did it. I did it?
Really did Oh? God, I nic was gonna come at Okay,
I did it. Okay, I'm not you're saying this and
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we need volunteers. Five of us up are gonna jump
in front of this train to make sure it stops.
Does anybody else want to sacrifice their life for the
greater good of the rest of the cars? You want
more people to die, that's well, yes, to save a
greater number of people. You're definitely dying. Yeah, so if
we're pretty close to death, everybody really should pitch in.
It's up to you. Yeah, I'm not gonna judge. If
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you're super depressed, maybe you want to help out the
rest of us. The depression is normal though, Yeah it is,
but it's not gonna pass. It's true. Wit. Is it
possible to jump out of the front of the train
and somehow get in front of the train? Yes, yes,
a break climb out you climb out onto the front.
But you've been You brought up another interesting question, if
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you don't mind, please, yeah, I want If the trains
in trouble, I'm sensing yes, why don't we just try
to jump out of the train. Why are we staying inside?
God for you? Alright, guys, they didn't buy any of
my crap in there. You're still good, col col All right,
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here we go. You know, I know we said belt belt.
I'm just gonna go out there first. If I can't
do it, we'll just do it one at a time.
Go go, go, go go go. All right, I'm going
to next, guys, I'm going next. You wait, I think
we need to reassess. Oh no, you know we had
the numbers at five, but now it's not looking good.
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I'm not jumping though. There's no way was the compression
of five body. I'm gonna try the breaks. That one
guy is just hanging on by the way, somebody get
his fingers off. I got it, I got it, I
got it. There there was a ring shoot. I'm gonna
try the brakes. I'm gonna try the brakes. Try there,
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and the train successfully came to a stop. I didn't
adventure All those people were on Oh my God court
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as obsession, and the novelist who penned a book entitled
How to Murder Your Husband now stands trial on charges
of murdering her husband, president of the prosecuting attorney, defense attorney,
the judge, and several witnesses for either side. I mean
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that was just Tuesday, though, you know what I mean,
ladies and gentlemen. Doesn't really matter if you get the
same onich or not, because it's on Tuesday. Ladies and gentlemen,
we're back from recess. Get it on Tuesday morning. It
doesn't matter to give you I'm sorry, your honor, thank you.
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Sometimes all it takes is a woman to say something.
You know, I believe that. I believe Chapter five in
my book says something. I've read it. Your on our objection,
you're flirting with the who are you looking? And who
are you again? I am the prosecuting attorneys and what
does that mean? Specifically? But specifically I have built a
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case against this woman and have been arguing it all morning.
Yet you've not heard any of my most subjection, Your honor,
I thought you did a lovely job of her hearing,
as it was suggested you hadn't no need to fight
over me. Well, I'm your attorney, so I'm going to
fight a little bit for me, Yes, exactly. Anyways, objection okay,
over sustained? Allow it? Okay? Now where were we? So? Anyway,
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if you get this same, excuse me. Jury members jury
number three three, injury member number I have nothing to
do with that juror. He keeps talking to me and
I keep shishing them. You're both in the jury box.
I have a name, your own. Do you want to
say it out loud? Yeah? You want everybody to know
because it is your right to remain anonymous. Just a
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number until this is over. Colton Shepherd, Okay, this is
my name. What are you doing, Colden Shepherd? It is okay,
Colton Shepherd. That's a that's a good name for a book.
I object he used my name. Just now, objection your honor.
I don't think members of the jury are allowed to
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sust Okay, alright, alright, that's good. Serious here, you were
stand accused of murdering your husband. Correct. I don't want
I don't only feel that I didn't. Yeah, I didn't
do it. I mean I wrote a book about how
you could do it. Believably and get away with it.
But that doesn't mean I did it, your honor. I'd
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like to conduct this cross examination from the stand. Please
please help yourself well. The state calls to the stand,
Monique Devereaux. Okay, okay, excuse me, gentlemen, excuse me. It's
a little sachet. Is that addresser? Is that address? I
put your hand on the bible. Please, that's you? Rather him?
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Thank you and repeat after me. I solemnly. She's leaving
out words, your honor, she's she's just getting them. Swear
to tell the truth the things to tell the truth,
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the whole truth, the whole truth, the whole as much
as you can remember, or as much as I can
remember of the truth that may or may not be
the hold great, this looks good. Okay, Miss Devereaux, you
are I'm over here, Yes, I'm sorry. I was pacing
around the room for dramatic effects, of course, as is
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my right attorney. I can't see Miss Devorux you are.
I'm told a very attractive woman. Um who told you?
Who told me? Who told you? Mr? Deeau? I'm over here,
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I know where you are. I'm sorry, I'm just used
to I know where you are. I'm locating you via
I'm right here. I'm blowing into your ear. Okay, I
can feel that. Yes, all my senses are heightened. Miss Devereaux. Uh,
Mr objection. It feels like the prosecution is trying to
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gain sympathy with the jury by making it crystal clear
that he is in fact blind. Yeah, I agree with that,
get it. I can't see. I'm gonna have to overrule that.
Does that mean I'm against that? Yes? Overrule okay, because
I think he is at a disadvantage now now knowing
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that he's blind, he doesn't get to see just how
stunning Ms. Debro is. What everyone keeps saying, it's so
he's got a good idea. Do you have an idea
of how beautiful she is? Look? I can smell her perfume,
quite be fragrant and wonderful, the sound of her voices.
Need to touch her face, touch her face and do that?
Is that what you guys? Do that? That's my nose,
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that's my nose, your honor. He's literally got her notes,
got your notes? When I can I enter her nose
as evidence? That's right? Yeah? Yeah, sure, you see what
I'm saying to the prosecutor and herr her nose. You're
a very good lawyer. I'm so glad that you're my lawyer.
With drawn, with drawn if you buy the best every Tuesday.
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What's happening coming back here? Ever? Again? This should be
an open close look everybody, let's be honest. You might
be here for a while. Just stop talking lawyers, what
lady objection? This has been a weird day here. Yeah,
clearly this has been a weird. I don't have my
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wits about me, to be honest. I'm crazy about you
Ms Deborah, and that messes up to everything. And I
get that and you guys, yeah, can I know I'm
not supposed to speak. I'm Colton Shepherd. That's my name.
Really like that name. If you're feeling tired, I wouldn't
mind swapping places just for a bit. You can recharge. Well,
we know that's allowed us. Everybody has to agree to that.
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I'm fine with it. He cannot use my name and
get up there. That is not fair, your honor. I'm
not particularly comfortable jured that wasn't world about to begin with?
Whose name is not? In fact Colton h taken over
in the bench. I don't think even prosecution would find that,
even legal prosecution. What. I'm not daredevil? Why would you
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suggest that? What? I just want to check in. I
feel like I'm winning. Right, he's gonna bruises all over
his pinning. A man is dead. A man you were
once married to, you murdered. I don't I think you
could be wrong. I think we need to I think
you objaction. Could the prosecution please not state opinion is back? No.
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I think that you are very good. I think I
think m every I think you would do with all
a big favor, huge famber. If you were to read, Oh,
I can't wait an excerpt from your book. I'm thinking,
uh maybe chapter eight, the last two sentences. Like the
last two sentences, yes, chapter eight. Um, then you would
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throw the knife into the river, turn your back on it,
and never look that way again. Wow. Wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow. Thank you. Okay, Yes,
a very moving passage, your honor. But a knife was
in fact found in the river with Miss Devereaux's fingerprints
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on it. I never turned my I never I never
turned around him. I don't turn around anymore if I may.
A knife was found with many fingerprints on it, my
client's fingerprints being one of the pairs found uh inconclusive.
One time I accidentally stabbed him with it accidentally, which
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was entered into evidence. Yeah. Yeah, it's a matter of fact.
We heard. We even heard the audio of that segment.
What she lived through, the husband lived through that. We
have audio. Can we replay that audio? Get it? I
will fucking kill you, honey. But the knife down a
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second comes again and again and again on purpose and
on purpose is and he lives You're on. I was
deeply affected by that because my my hearing is heightened
superhero Did they say that? No? No, I mean played
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at that If you played at any other volume, it
would shatter my ear drums. That's how powerful my hearing is.
Is a dolphin, I'm telling you dolphin. Yeah, I just
think it's a dolphin. All right, guys, it's getting late.
We gotta wrap this up. So we gotta wrap it.
How did you get in here? All new respect to
the bench. What is happening? That's what we're about to
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find out. It's up to our two jurors here. Is
he's either guilty or is he's not guilty? Other only
two jurors, by the way, and what number three and
four Colton, would you would you try to explain that's
my name you're looking at all? Right, here we go, Golden,
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How do you find our lady gps or guilty or
nike um for murdering her husband? Oh my god, did
you do that? She's not guilty? Boom? All right, guys, well,
but what about I sat through all of the testimonies
and no one wants to even hear my verdict. I
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would like to hear it. Well, I think she's guilty
of murdering her husband. She wrote a book about it.
Through a Knife in a Lake and the audio thank you, yes,
thank you? Are looking at me? Mind hearsay here's saying. Also,
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the jurors don't talk. That's in the constitute. Just feel
like I feel like I feel like YouTube lawyers. Right,
we don't agree on anything. His finger quotes. I tell
you're doing finger quotes with the inflection, and just see
that you two aren't willing to adapt to evolve, as
they would say. I run a new age courtroom, okay,
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with new age ideas, Scotch. I'd like to adjudicate from
the heart. Is that a problem? Is that a crime?
If so, lock me up? Look There's been a lot
of crime in this city ever since the Kingpin took over,
and my partner Foggy and I have been doing the
best that we can to bring people to justice. I'm
standing right here behind you. Do you see me now?
I can feel you, can feel your hot breath because
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I'm telling right now, you're I think I won right objection.
He's inner nose again, sir. Oh, yes, you have some
kind of sharp object. I just saw it, a shiny
Chinese object. The dolphins dy dolphin is dying. Put in water.
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Get the thing in water. I don't know how to
do that. Kill you. Somebody recording this? Recess? Okay, recess
it is? Where's my billy club? All right, We're gonna
take a short break. Can be right back with more
of alchemy. There couldn't great. Okay, We're gonna come back
(32:22):
with one more. Let's see, let's see, let's let's fight.
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Welcome back to Alchemy. This recently a man in South Carolina,
when the country's largest Mega millions national lottery of one
point six billion dollars. We now take you to his
understandably crowded New Year's Eve party with his ever extending
family and friends, has anyone seen alright? Alright, I'd like
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to make a I'd like to make a toast. I'd
like to make a toast. We love you, Dwaine. I
love it each and every one of you. Everybody, please,
everybody please, Okay, okay, I've brought everybody here for something
super special. Shut up and back. I can't possibly spend
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all of the money that I've wanted, so I have
to sign out party. I've decided to give it to
one person at this party, to me, to half of
it to one person in this party. Wait, why did
you just go back on? Why you already change your mind?
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The other hand, well, half of it goes to my wife,
and she's going to have half a hip. Can give
half of my money away to everyone or anyone I choose.
Can we set up some kind of competition that's I've
already got the competition dancing to dance. I mean, it's
not a dancing competition. It's a It's a competition of
wits and might and endurance and speed. Put the guns away.
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Put the guns away. I would like to keep my
half and then also compete for the other half. Sweetheart,
you cannot compete for the money. You didn't want to
put your money towards the competition, so you can't compete
in it? All right? Lots of words, lots of words.
Are you're saying you're giving half to your wife and
the other half you're keeping half of that? My wife
got half of it before I even had it passed
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through my fingers? What the hill about the government? Government
gets half? To write? Oh my god, how much does
the government get? Government's the governmath? I believe it is. Well,
we're gonna have to wait, wait, wait, wait, So what
did I leave you with? I I didn't do the math.
I might be I might be a little bit of
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trouble here. I did it. Cousin Phil it's two hundred millions,
So there's plenty. That's two hundred millions, were hullion. All
of you are gonna get two hundred millions. One of
you is gonna win one hundred million. You you got
you one a hundred million when we got married. Okay,
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I think it's me. This percentage is getting smaller all
the time. Is this part of the contest? Were supposed
to figure out You're not good at my No, I've
I've never claimed to be good at math. Is this
in a skype room. It's kind of like an escape room,
all right, anything it's not down down as a clue everything,
(35:53):
pull everything off the same thing, stacked the gun. Stop
shooting this in my house. I found something something. Uh,
it looks look at this. Look at this. It looks
like an aquarium, real fish. If I dunk my hand
in your hands. I found a little treasure. Oh look
at that little what's in there? Oh? Oh no, it's
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just like a treasure. It looks like a treasure. We'll
read it made in Taiwan. Right now. The treasure chess
goes in my salt water tank and it fills up
with air that it opens up in the bubble's code
of the top. Put the treasure chest back in the
you're saying it's not an anagram, it's not part of
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the competition at all. Could you explain any part of it. Yes,
it's it's much like the Olympics. In fact, it's I'm
stealing the Olympics. I'm stealing it. But it's gonna be
a you know, part of well chess, chess and archery.
As wits. This sounds born. I found our cat, our cat,
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Open it up, open it up. That cat is not
part of the competition. He might he might be misleading
to open it up. When we open him up, Phil,
could we just fight for it? I mean, it's kind
of a fight, but with rules and steps. The rule
the first one, it's a four forty. We fight for
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four forty forty yard dash forty. Uh, you're staying four
hundred forty dollars and getting smaller all the time. I
don't each other, okay, right there? Four or forty is
a run. It's a quarter of them. It's one time
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around the track, and if you did four it would
be a mile. I was not an athlete ever. No
one's ever accused me of that. But I just swallowed
on my gun. Damn teeth good. No one was hitting you.
I was hitting that does okay? I got it? Made
in Taiwan is an anagram for weight maiden. Oh okay,
(38:03):
all right? Who is the maiden? And why is she waiting?
Waiting for money? Money? This made already got money? Can
always here's more. You're not you're not able to compete
in this competition. Definitely. A four forty is exactly the
diameter of my house. Cousin, Phil couldn't we just try
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to figure out where. I guess where you hit the money?
I mean I hit it very well. You would never
guess who. Okay, look at it. There's a competition. You're
not just supposed to around a cold bricks billion. Don't
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look like a lot guys. Put all that money back
out here. I'm getting out of here. Now. You got
to leave that money behind. I got one with teeth.
Leave that brick of money here. I'm taking my big
come back. Wait, so shoo us again? Yeah? Oh damn,
who's at the door? Hello, come on in? Don't just
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open it's open? How do you do good? Are you?
Phil Specter? Did you just win the Uh? That's right?
And I Mrs Specter, that's what I mean to you.
I represent the railroad company that goes through Dylan Tyson
and South Carolina and your land is looking pretty good
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and really wondering if you might be willing to I
don't know what I was gonna say by it, but
you already have it. I want to buy it. Can
I come back in? Can I come back in? Because no,
you're already here. It's open. Say okay, okay, I just
get like kind of bust? Are you government? Man, Are
you here to take half our money? Of our money? Yes,
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well you can't have it. Okay, well I tried. Um
have a day. Will you take this cat with you?
We opened it? What jing? Hey, what's up? Bobby's still
working here at the liquor store. Yeah, I'm still working
here at the goddamn liquor store. Give me all the
god damned marba red you got this. Look at all
this goddamn money. I go and all that money my cousin, Oh,
(40:19):
the one who won the lot trail. Yeah, all right,
I got about half of his half now, okay, so
this is what it was, million dollars something like that. Yeah, okay,
So you just want marble rats and you know what
else I want? I want you and me to go
on road trip. I want you to quit your job.
I won't want you want to go see something. I'm sorry,
(40:40):
Can I get Can I get ten? Get off of me?
Wait your turn? Sorry, I was just thinking there's no
money here, we can go see the things you always
talk about, like the big money means and whatnot. Yeah,
I was one to see crazy horse you so many
(41:05):
we could do that. They're still building that. I'll build that.
I'll build that in South Dakota. I'm just gonna leave
the ten here from you wait your turn. I'm having
a moment with my boyfriend. Okay, how much do you appazapa?
How much for the what he wants to know? How
(41:25):
much the appasama is When he gets up to the
line he can have. All right, you wait your turn
on that appazaba. I want to get this vodka. I'm
gonna buy it. I'm twenty one, all right. If you
say you're twenty one, just take it. Okay, Okay, we're not.
She's fine that little yeah, Okay, I'm still drunk. Look,
(41:50):
I ain't got teeth. I ain't got teeth. That's why
you're my board. But I got a lot of money,
I got a lot of time, and I got some
to be with you. What the hell has happened? Put
the closed on. Love is happening? I've ever heard of love?
Miss come here? Oh you see them bloody gums? Oh
my god, I don't want this happens happened now? Okay,
(42:14):
great Virginia Slims, take a carton. There's other people the
hell exactly? I don't know what's going alright, all right,
everybody listen to It's just like the opposite of a robbery.
You have what money the opposite? Everybody, This is a
this is a stick down, a stick down million. I'll
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take just one one million? Yeah, all right, we'll take
just one. I'm gonna give you each one million dollars
and then we're gonna we're gonna turn the open sign
on the store to close. Can we get out first?
And we got somewhere to be. What can we go?
Can we leave it? Take this stack here and cut
us out here? No, that's good. Roan. Hey, little kid, Hey,
(43:06):
little man, I just want some gold, slugger, take this money.
I just want some alcohol siggs. I want some cocaine.
You got cocaine. Yeah, we got cocaine. We got cocaine.
You take what you want. Kid one, Hey, I know
you ain't. I know you want you don't have You
even got to pretend I'm eighteen a kid? You ever
(43:32):
want to see crazy horse? Done? Is that heroin? I'm
old enough for Look, this kid just wants drugs in alcohol?
Why don't want Why don't we bring Why don't we
bring him along? You want to get fund up. I
don't wear a seatbelt though, I don't need one. I'm
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old enough. I don't need to wear sea Okay, fine, fine,
but you don't got to wear seatbelt. We got a
truck anyway, and I like to master beat. All right,
I'm old enough, Sure you are. You're all gonna have
to get off these grounds. Okay, we're still building crazy horse.
All right, it's not done yet. All right, Uh well,
excuse me. The stack of tans says it is doing.
(44:16):
Yeah great, okay, is I get jerking off? Get off
this work site. Let's get just talking off enough. Give
a shout your age man, put putting your weed. We're
just two toothless gay guys from South Carolina came here
with a masturbaiting teenager to see a giant statue of
a Native American hero. This is insane. This is the
most is the American dream, my friend, it comes are
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bleeding mans. Hey, Bobby, what are you gonna do? Your
million dollars? I never thought i'd see you million dollars.
I think I'm just gonna honestly right, I'm gonna put
into my passion. But what's that you mean? What is that?
I'm going to read the nails exactly. I'm going to
repurpose human nails for fake nails. So we're just gonna
hit all the funeral homes, clip all the nails we
(45:02):
can of night. It's so many unused nails and they
keep growing, and then we can just is it breaking mortar?
What are you gonna do? And put it online? No? Used?
I used tape. What do you mean this is gonna
be a store? Oh? The store, it'll be online only,
so I have to you. You make unappointment online and
then I come to you. Right, So, what's a million
dollars gonna dude? Well that's a great question. You're gonna
(45:22):
use it to build the website. I guess a million
dollar website. Yeah, yeah, maybe you could call it. Oh
my god, that'd be fantastic. I mean, who wouldn't go,
Who wouldn't go till the million dollars webs? Excuse me?
Ain't you demand it had all that money? No? I
was the man that had all that money, but my
family took it from me. My wife took it from me.
(45:46):
The railroads came through and took my house. So if
you're looking at me asking if I'm the man that
what all that money? The answers, no, lost look train
from Dylan going to Tyson and other stops are named
border now, but I get free rights. Yeah that's how
(46:10):
that works. Oh man. I will never forget Tyson nor
Dylan as two stops that I never got to go
and see. Uh, that's this episode of Alchemists. Let's go
around and thank our alchemists one at a time. Let
(46:31):
them weigh in, Tommy James Heeney, what do you got
for us? Every second and fourth Wednesday at the West
Side Comedy Theater you can check out bear supply correct.
I mean it's so what times that show? Nine pm?
Nine piecific Standard time? Uh huh? And did you vote
to keep the same time zone? I did vote to
keep the same time, So like it. I'd like it
to I don't care as long as it doesn't change.
(46:52):
I think there should be one world time for everybody.
But I don't know if you guys to talk about it.
It's I mean, it's called the UTC. I'm sorry. I
like it a lot. And uh, west Side Comedy dot
com as well to find those times and and less
information about the world time. Probably want less about long time.
Joey Greer Greer What's Happened? Also plugging Bear supplied. James
(47:17):
and I are in it. So some more dates coming
to Dynasty Typewriter. I gotta show they five and then
I gotta show it's November. Actually, don't say the month
over the year because these are evergreen. Episode November November.
(47:37):
Check it out Dynasty type dot com. Lovely Carla, thanks
again for joining us for special wishes and plans for
the holidays. What's going on in the Kowski fans, I
mean spending as much time together as possible. I'll get
your hand out of my pocket. It's a mother and
daughter affair. It's just my own. Sorry fanish I realized
(47:59):
it father and daughter, but that way through that. Thank
you for getting it and anything at all you want to. Yeah,
Craig and I do a two percent show called Orange,
Tuxedo and Friend the first Wednesday of every month at
the West Side Comedy. The podcast I do it's called
Improv Yak and it's all about improv. Yeah, perfect solution
(48:23):
at Kakowski on Twitter. Also, the Craigslist podcast is also
with Carla Kikowski, and we talked about my favorite movies.
But I'm busy, so don't try. It's interesting that I
think it's important to talk about this. My Instagram has
been hovering around. That's two seven ninety name followers. The
(48:43):
other day went to hundred. I got excited two and
then back down to night drop back down. Yeah, I
just I'm asking the one person who's out there listening,
where do we find you on its at Chris Alvarado.
It means a lot to me. Okay, thank you, that's
very nice, and um, next episode, let's try hard to
break through why it means so much. Maybe that's a
good idea, don babe, Mr engine Star Doug Babe, rightel breako. Yeah,
(49:13):
d side project, as in not that side, but de side,
like I'm gonna decide on this, like so like the
other side you say that, like I'll decide this. I'm
gonna decide we're gonna have Oh so I'm on this
side of that. You're that you're just not listening to him.
I sid that is correct. I'm Kevin Pollock, your host Jonas.
Next time, tell everybody you've ever met about alchemy this.
(49:36):
I listened to us, saw the various ways that you do.
We want to thank the how stuff works network? Do
we thank the mother Ship? Now? I think there's another Overlord,
we're supposed to be thanking Sophie Lichtman. Wherever you are.
We missed you terribly on this particular outing, but um
right to us. We love to hear from you. We'd
(49:56):
like some of your suggestions on which which se means
you'd like to see your name here at alchemy this
dot com. That's right, we're not kidding. Write your email
to your name here at alchemy this dot com. All right,
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