June 8, 2021 • 52 mins
Documentary on vaping.
Clueless celebrity lawyer on “Bring Your Kids To Work Day.”
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. That's dish. I'm
your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, that Kevin Pollock? What's that?
I'm sorry? How does one pronounce a certain crustacean that
is popular in the Bahamas? What was that? Con No?
(00:31):
Are you sure that's it? Because it seems to me
it could also bench. That's huge. That's saying that, alright,
just trying to make the ship official. Digress, Let's meet
Acamas show in no particular order. House about a resounding
sup to Chris Anthony Alvarado. Thank you, thank you. That
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feels nice right, make mine lean. What is the longest
time span you've been on the open road? Um? I
guess when I drove from Chicago to Los Angeles. Sure,
but I take you a couple of days. Yeah, I
think three days. Um, that's it, man, I'm nothing interesting
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to add about that, just giving you the facts. I've
not driven that far in my entire life, so I'm
always curious. But I think, like Jolie has those great
stories about going to Miami or Chicago on l A,
he just he just he just got better stories about that,
you know what I mean. So anyway, thanks for having
me and I chose to ask you. Thank you right, Hey,
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Craig Kaikowski with his home building helping hand corner. Ko, Okay, Uh,
what you're gonna need is, uh, you're gonna need to
go to home depot and uh find a guy. His
name is Curtis. He's in Uh he's an aisle seven.
He's usually not there, but but when when he is,
(02:04):
you will know because Curtis is a lot uh. And
Curtis is gonna steer you toward uh screws and nails
and uh and drywood and plywood and uh and he
knows all that ship and uh, I really am I
am not qualified to talk about this. Okay, so if
we're interested in more information about drywood, we should go
(02:27):
look for Curtis. That's contact Curtis. Okay, cool, thank you?
Holy crap, Gary Anthony Williams, What lover, lover of the
hanging curveball? Do you have a favorite activity you prefer
to watch live? Wow? To watch something live? Man? Well,
you left it toughie for me. Uh include a squirrel
(02:52):
leading off your ship. I love I love first of all,
I love my squirrel, and I'm in a battle with
my dear friend Jordan black who thinks basically all animals
are evil. I'll tell you the one activity I can't
watch live that makes my stomach turn is my son run.
He's a long distance runner and I and I hate
to watch. It makes me so nervous. I hate to
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watch it. At the start when he was an infant,
and the other thing just started long distance running, um
when he got in high school. And and he's he's fast,
he's one of the faster guys. And I just I
don't I can't even tell you why I hate to watch.
Can I make one suggestion of might help? Make two
if you want, I've just got one. Okay, try to
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fit while he's running and you're feeling anxious. Just try
to focus on what he's running from. And now, James,
she Jimmy one time, how did you learn to drive
a car? Uh? Well, I believe that a lot of
my instincts came from video games. Uh. But at the
time that I was actually in driver's said, they had
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us in a room with steering wheels and brakes and huddles,
and there was a video of a car driving. And
I can't quite place myself in the memory. But there's
no way that me steering the wheeler hitting the brakes
would have changed the screens. It was a video, so
I don't know what the hell we were all doing.
I like it when I choose correctly. Thank you for that.
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And last, but nothing but poop scooping for you? If
you think of least it's Joey Greer Donny cheese. Which
sandwich is your least favorite? Damn? What sandridge is my
least favorite? I think, Uh, just just bread, nothing inside.
If you just gave me just bread, sans and also
you scooped out the bread to you, scooped out like
(04:40):
the filler of the bread. Sure, it's just like you know,
hollow earth, which is real. Uh, you know the earth
is hollow. A lot of people don't get that. I
believe that. But it's a hollow. There's nothing underneath. You
go six ft down, nothing you cannot you can like
crack down further, and you're just it sucked into the
void down there. All What do you mean? Let's do
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Joey Greer Christ, from twisting up a dog to drinking
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that's stretch, that stretch. I used those words wrong, Thanks Craig.
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Please just play along to the strangest of straight men.
What can I say? No bullshit about it? I love
Mr Ka uh huh sound the siren. It must be
with Mr Ka Kevin. I'm the only one I could
come up with. But it's still I'm struggling the straightest
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of straight men. I mean, I'll take it. Uh, sound
the siren. It must be James Heeney. I'm so sorry.
Everyone's always such a meany. Yeah, this goes on for
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to the end. It's all genius, and I'm going to
post it to our There's a rhymlan cuppet rhyming couplet
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for every guest we've had. Um, let's see. Yep, thank you.
J G A W. You're ridiculously funny. That's wow. That
was it. But Williams. The original pronunciation of Williams is Willianni,
so that would rhyme thank you, Willianni. You are ridiculous funny.
That's the ridiculously annunciation. Family was bought by the Welsh,
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Goddamn it. You better believe it. My scene suggestion is
up here we go. Uh, that is, if you choose
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to use it. A documentary on vaping, signed your pal
Will Moris from upstate St. Louis and Will bless you
and thank you for your supporting. I'm sorry I did
not read the entire thing. I now feel bad about that. Look,
I'm glad you asked me. I'm not an actual doctor,
but I am somebody who's in the field. Popcorn lung
(08:11):
isn't a thing which field just to be clear um
of tobacco aromatics. Sorry, I'm gonna have him where this
stethoscope while you guys talk. Hold on, that's great. Just
just wardrobe and props and so if you if yeah,
place place, yeah. When we ask you the questions, all
I need is really a confidence and then whatever you
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want to say, just an air of of you know, sure, listen,
I'm not gonna put that on. I'm not gonna do
anything false. I think the confidence will come from my
knowledge of being the shiny disc on your head really quick.
I don't know what it's called, but it's gonna be
a little tight now. I just want to make sure
that what I'm saying in this in this film m
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you know, lands and the people who need to hear it.
That's a lot, Thank you. There's a lot of misinformation
out there. Well, listen, we're gonna put some of the
best little bits in a trailer A teaser. Oh, I
like to post that. And then because of your gifts
and a few others, we'll pull in that audience. Who
else to getting? Who else he getting? You're not getting mad?
Are you? You're not getting Mac from Did not get
(09:17):
Mac from Blowtown? Nope? Okay, I got Noah Wiley, no
we r and other? Okay, Rick, do you think he'd
looked better with the scalpel or one of these little
rubber hamlets. Let's try both. I just want to say
stay away from Mac from Blowtown because that's a guy
who pioneered this movement. Sure, and now he's on the
other side. He's slipped. I feel like we're losing great stuff.
This is exactly what I want, you know what, Sammy,
(09:40):
Let's just roll Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold no Salmony's
four minutes to be Sammy. I get Sammy four minutes, Sammy,
because Mac from Blowtown will tell you things like I
miss you, I love you, what are you up to you?
And then when you respond, you get no response to
your response, leaving you in the dark. Sammy, You're killing me.
Sammy is done being Yeah, do you think that this guy,
(10:06):
he's talking about from blowtone is actually maybe we should
get him. Hey, Jim, how about moving me away from
talent before you ask these fucking questions. I'm sure he
can hear us. Rick, So sorry the credit cards not working?
Is there another thing that can use to pay for
all the coffees and stuffy? Let's let this one be
(10:27):
on me, Rick, Hey, take Sammy's credit call? Hey, hey man,
Sammy loves Oh y'all, this is heavy. What is this? This? This?
This is a credit card? Oh you mean like what?
Why is it so different than other? Yeah, my daddy
used to afford. Still, he forced this credit card himself. Man,
(10:49):
see that you meet your own credit card. No, my
dad had made this credit card, man. Sammy had got
him skills. Sam is a cameraman, Tim, Tim, you're ann
turn So I need you to run along now? All right?
Same order? Yes? Please? Since we didn't get it, can
you to change your mind? Can you repeat the order Backtors?
(11:12):
That's a great point, Thank you? Huh. I got a
red Eye, I got two Cappuccino's son Latte. I got
a Cuban Morning with a little cinnamon twist for crisp sauce,
blueberry muffin. I got hash browns on rye and then
I got eggs. I cooked the hash browns and Ryan
(11:36):
eggs were all supposed to be one sandwich. Though, single thing.
That's a single thing. We'll get a Blowtown. How can
I how can I help you? Hi? I'm looking for
something that won't burn my throat, but we'll give me
the thrill of nicotine. Okay um, I'm you know the
(11:59):
best I can offer you as nicotine gum. Because I
am anti vaping. Vaping is dangerous. I did have this
vaping store open for years, but now I'm on the
other side and I'm here to tell people about the
dangers of vaporing. You know, Mr Blowtown, how are you doing?
I work next door at the French laundry. Not not
(12:21):
that French laundry. Well they yeah, the place that cleans
your close French style exactly. Hey, uh, all my employees
are black. I'm black. I only high a black. I
literally only see black people. I didn't need to looking
at you right now. We can't hear you through the
paper thin walls. And you say nicotine, real weird man,
Nicotine does not sound good coming through the walls. You
(12:43):
feel what I'm saying you say, I say nicotine. Weird. Yeah,
now you're being more careful with the word. That's the
solemnity ask you. Hitting the scene, hitting the sea is
m ok Sometimes I'm lazy with my seeds. Yeah, okay, Wow,
(13:04):
that is good to know, God to know. Is that
why it says I thought nickotine nicotine? I thought somebody
graffitied the word no in front of vape shop. But
it sounds like maybe you put the no there like
no vapor shop. Yeah, that's me. It's a blowtown, no
vapor ship. Okay, So what other ways? Joe Town is
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my last Blowtown is my last name. By the way,
it's just coincidental, okay, okay, So nicotine gum is an
option anything else that will just inject the nicotine directly
to my bloodstream. Nick nicotine, I don't know, Okay, thank you. Alright,
(13:45):
So this right here is an experimental liquid. It's gonna
go into any vapor all right. Now your rig should
be able to handle it, all right now. Flavor alright,
a now the flavor okay, supposed to be pineapple? Alright,
Why do you keep saying supposed to be? Well, this
is all experimental alright. It is always figuring this out
as we go. We're gonna take the vape scene by storm, alright,
(14:09):
because now it's taking a dip, you know what I'm saying.
Like cultural, it's taking a dip, you know what I mean?
That's what we got to bounce on it, all right?
By the nicotine, can't I just vaith with no nicotine?
I I kind of got a low tolerance. I'm not really,
I just haven't been vaping very long. Sam, Will you
be taking time off the dude? I mean you're supposed
(14:30):
to be addicted to nicotine right now? All right? Man,
I honestly, when I when I smoke it, I get
a little belly ache and I get light headed. So
it's it's good. It's it's good. It's normal. It's normal.
How are you saying? I know you're having a problem
with your vacing and lightheaded and your bailist diet taking.
I'm telling I understanding your problem. I'm selling some electrying
(14:57):
to chew in to back basically made out of steel,
wool and dish batteries. Pop it in your jaw like
you would regular you in to back and it give
you that zip zip zip you need to get gone. Okay,
that sounds that sounds good. No nicotine in, No nicotine.
My friend Franklin will help you put it in your
(15:18):
mouth the first time. Once you get used to putting
it in your mouth, it'll bees Okay, that sounds that
sounds good. I think I'm sensitive to nicotine. See, I
can't have you smoken his fable those open sores in
your mouth, Man, I can't. This is gonna ruin the
whole thing. Man, I's gonna heal up. It's just the
first times, the first times as plural. Man, it's not
(15:42):
the first time as the time. Um enter two thirteen.
MC and I are pretty close. Um. We're taking over
the competitive vape scene by storm. We're the ones that
have been to the double dragon. We invented, We invented, um.
You should get him, Tim, Tim, I can't have you
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responding to the talent when they're on camera and we're rolling. Okay,
your question, why am I? Why do you call me talent? Um? I? Well,
it's not a portrayal. I consider anyone that appears in
front of the camera. I'm multiple, and the term referred
(16:26):
to is a talent. What a low bar for town?
Anybody in front of a camera. I mean ever since
YouTube was invented. That's the deal. Speaking of which, yeah,
MC and I had a YouTube channel. You may have
heard of it rolling. I'm rolling? Yeah, right again, Tim, Tim?
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Are you okay? Oh god? All right? Why don't you
have his backing? Hey? Mac? Well look who it is
a blast from the past. Yeah, oh we no, no
more of that. Look Mac, I don't know if you know,
(17:16):
but there's some mass Sorry to say, your your toilets
out of toilet paper? All right, thanks for letting me music.
I didn't see that guy come in. I did not
give him permission. Look, Mack, I want to give you
fair warning. As you and I used to be friends.
You know what a friendship is, right, Um, there's a
massive film coming out, a feature documentary. I'm the talent.
(17:40):
U don't ask me why. But it's not pretty. It's
not painting you in a pretty picture. And I just
wanted to give you fair warning. Okay. Now when you
say massive documentary, m m hm, Like how big are
we talking? I don't know. You're familiar with ken Burton's yep,
(18:00):
best cure for insomnia? I'm sorry? Is there bathroom making
news on premises, No, No, there there's not. Are you
sure there's a guy out there? Uh? Mr Burns, I
just um, I'm sure. I can't call you Ken as
(18:22):
much as I want to, so just know that I've asked. Um.
There's another review that's just come in from someone who's
calling themselves Documentary Friend review Corner, and uh, it's just
best Cure for Insomnia. That's all that was written. I
don't know which of your works they are referring to.
(18:45):
It's just your name and that maybe the Civil War,
you know, that's chess. You know, maybe we could just
get a recording of you listening to or National Parks.
So Mack, I'm just saying, beware, you know what I mean,
(19:06):
and listen. It's not just me they got I mean
mainly it's me. They also got a voiceover guy who's
got a real commy tone, you know what I mean.
I've never heard that term, but but you say it's
so evocative. I know immediately what that guy would sound like. Yeah,
starting her up, Mr blow Job, I was in your
toilet and Blowtown. My name is Mac Blowtown. You got it? Uh?
(19:30):
I mean that's clugged up with a lot of hair,
a lot of human hair, so that a show episode
that has seen one. I'm okay, I'm okay. I lost
my mind just for a moment with the idea of
that backed up toilet seen two comes from Milton, who wrote,
(19:55):
he O, he O, hey you longtime call, first time
listener here. I just love the podcast. Been listening NonStop.
Colleagues think I'm crazy when I walk around laughing all day,
especially when Gary Anthony is in friendly game of would
you rather? Constantly reports and from CNN, I'm at the
(20:16):
scene scene suggestion in court celebrity lawyer working a high
profile case has actually no idea what he is doing.
It also happens to be bring your kids to work day.
Thank you for making each day go faster. Keep it up.
Milton from Sweden. I have read the paperwork you have
(20:39):
all been sworn in? Mr? Is it Jeremiah? How do
you pronounce his last name? Is it finch? Bullfrog? Mr?
Jeremah bullfrog? Finch? Finch? What exactly is you purpose of
being here in my coak room to day? Dead? Dead? What? What? What?
(21:08):
What's the WiFi? Um? Your on her? What? Um? May
I purch the bench? Oh? Please please approach a sidebar,
everybody's side bar. Thank you, thank you. Hi, motherfucking kid
in this cool room. I see that now. I didn't
want to say this ship out loud in front of
(21:28):
your motherfucking kid, But let me explain something to you.
Don't know motherfucking kids allowed in this motherfucking code room.
Do you understand who I am? Do you know who
I am? Didn watch television, listen to the radio. I
have an on occasion. Why I am that guy? Are you?
Are you seriously listen? Listen? Come on in, come on out,
(21:53):
don't think about the out about these come on in.
I didn't realize that. Let me let me let me
strike from my own personal record saying that your motherfucking
kid is not allowing this motherland court room. Your mother
kid can do whatever, mother keeping this mother Mother'm gonna
understand and all right, thank you so much. We'll get
right back to this case. One last thing. What's the WiFi?
(22:16):
The WiFi is George Jones is the man, Thank you
so much, Stevie. It's George Jones is the man that sideballalla.
George Jones is the man. George Joes. I couldn't help
(22:37):
it over here. You're into George Jones. Man, he is
no Nashville legend. You stopped loving her today? That is
my favorite country. Excuse me? May I have a sideball
with that attorney? Please come up here, Get up here. Yeah,
my name is mother. Can understand my name is mother,
George Jones. My motherfucking mother, mother named me Jorge Jones.
(23:00):
Mob of them did not, maybe, George Joe, mother can
understand your honor. I cannot apologize more. It does not
take away from the greatness of Nashville legend George Jones. However,
the duets he sang with Tammy Wynette in the seventies.
Uh and and despite his alcoholism problem. Look here, but
(23:20):
nobody's gonna put the mother and Tammy why knits your prowessed? Yes? Okay,
that is well, yes, yes you're if you look onto
my rope here, let me on zip this for you.
I'm wearing a Tammy whin t shirt right now. Everybody
gets Tammy why knit? But then decor and they're my
mother and courtroom? Do you understand me? You got it,
your honor? Now where was I? All right? I just
(23:44):
stepped through the middle, detective please, okay, hold on, what's
what's that what's it gonna be? What's going on again?
All right? I could just be my knee. It could
be my knee. What are you saying? Your knees is
what made a metal? Huh? I got a metal knee. Seriously,
(24:06):
I gotta I'm right late for a courtroom, so I
gotta just kind of well, you're also right late to
get in there, because guess what, we're not going to
go in there with the metal knee. Scan him again, Dad,
stand up for yourself. You've got ship on your knees,
so what don't take it from this jerk facing a
(24:28):
stupid kid, scared a stupid kid to dad, let's see
what's going on with this? Don't what's going on? And
look listening to it? Is the whole kid made out
of metal? My car? Hey, come on, calm down. I
just want this courtroom. Okay, this guy's a complete jerk face. Dad?
(24:50):
Is this? Uh? Is this metal? Is it? Yeah? Keeps flying? Okay,
you know it's it's an it's a metal, a metal, Okay,
it's it's a medal. I just don't want my kids
subjected to X rays. I don't want him to get
any sort of diseases or so if he could just
go around, I'll take my this medal and he can
(25:12):
into the courthouse. You gotta go through the screen. That's
just how it is, Bud. All right, it's gonna set
it off until you give it a kiss. And furthermore, jury, judge,
everyone else here. Not only do I play a lawyer
on television, I am playing one today. Now I'm about
(25:34):
to rest my case here. My son is gonna say
the last two sentence. That sentences. That's weird because like
you're you could get a sentence, you know in court?
What's up? Dead? I don't, honey. I was watching um,
your our son was filming you um in court um
(25:55):
earlier today and you oh my baby, baby baby, seriously,
now this is me and you time, this is MM
and why this is me and new time? Okay, clubdown, clubdown,
I'm listening. You're drinking problems back, that's clear. He stumbled
on the word sentences and that is what what what
(26:15):
what what? It's not back, baby, It never went away.
That's what I was hoping you would say. That's exactly
what I'm thinking you would say. I never wanted you
to change. I never wanted you to change. You know
you had to say those things I did. Are you
gonna go off the green or what? Um? How long
(26:37):
is this guy gonna take? Um? I just play through.
This is me and this is me and are you drunk? Me? Baby? Baby,
you gotta handle this one. I was gonna say it's
me and you time, but I'm talking to him. It's
not me and him time. It's me and you time. Baby.
Let me. I'll use some of my I'll use some
(26:59):
of my letters stuff on him. H B L H
hey bucko listen here, T I M A h T
this is me and him time? D I D I
do you dig it completely in your face? Tommy? I
don't know you're gonna deal with that? Oh? You got her?
You got her? Good? Yeah, just a solid okay, you
(27:22):
know I think, sweetheart. The worst part about this whole
thing is I got a man sentenced to death, you
know what I mean? And Stevie was there to witness it,
and that makes me feel bad. I will say this,
that's I mean, how could I be sentenced? It was
the opening remarks and he closed the case. I mean,
it just started. I'll be honest with you got a
bad attorney. You got a bad attorney. Got a bad attorney. No,
(27:46):
this is pro bono. You know, I'm appointed by the
by the state and Walkers, that's you. And what does
this mean? I have to choose firing squad or I
gotta drink a whole bunch of bleach. That's my choice. Now. Well, yeah,
they felt like hanging in the injection was just too inhumane.
Pick the bleach. Pick the bleach. Here, we bought your
(28:11):
last meal. But it's sponsored, so as you're eating, you're
gonna need to say the company's name over and over.
So if you can say Eli's Chicken is the best
chicken I've ever had. It's so good, I might. Of
course she can. Of course you can. Okay, Okay, here's
your pack of food. You'd be happy to chicken is
the best the phone in the chicken back hold hold hello,
(28:32):
this is the governor. I'd like to parton free hold on,
hold on, Tom. Are you talking to the chicken, sir?
Or my client I was talking to. Well, I didn't
realize that your client was there, but I'll part in
them both. Oh my god. Well, we may not have
the market share that KFC or Popeye's does, but I
(28:55):
know I make a damn good chicken. So what's this
about Brandon content you're telling me about. Uh, well, it's
real simple. Uh. We get high profile people, celebrities, athletes, musicians,
what have you, and they go on their social network,
their social media, and they promote you and you send
them all the chicken they ever want for life. Okay, Okay,
(29:20):
well that that seems like a good deal. You were
saying something about death row though, hold on, I just
want to let you know. The toilet's little back down.
There's no more water. Just give your heads up. Yeah.
So on the case of the death row guy, when
I say, you know, chicken for life, it's really one serving.
So that's a good one. Okay, So we don't have
to give that much away. All right. He's got a
(29:43):
good he's got a good Instagram following he does. Now. Yeah,
a lot of the death rows guys have hundreds of
thousands of followers. Hi, hi guys. Part of me, part
of this meeting, uh, part of me, get it? Oh yeah,
we are looking at some stats. The analytics are saying
that algorithms are present if a celebrity, say, for instance,
(30:06):
in the cases somebody who's on death row, if they
do not die it will tank the brand. Let's keep
that's uh that if the let's say, in this case,
he were to be pardoned moments before whatever the cause
of his death might be, whatever the States decided legally,
then yeah, then that'd be kind of a reverse of
(30:27):
fortune for you. That is in the fine. So so
if the prisoner is executed, that is good for the brand.
That's the last minute reprieve. Not that will tank my
chicken for a little Okay, if that's what the algorithm says, Okay,
just punching the numbers. Now, okay, my dad is looking
(30:47):
pretty good. All right, Tiff, how how about you? How
are those analytics going? Do you look great? Tiff? I'm
say now, I said, Tiff, Tip, give me and so
I spoke in front of Tiff, and then you said Tiff,
and then then you did say Tiff. So I'm talking
(31:08):
to Tip. You're you're talking to Tiff style. If you
want to jump in, that's fine, go go to Are
you all in another room? Did I come in the
middle of a riff? Is that what's happening? A little bit?
I was talking to Tip and then Biff joined in
and then lyles here, I'm sorry, did you get to
see this gift. Did you see this gift that the
tiff sent me? Let me see it? Oh my gosh,
(31:31):
it's hilarious. Oops that news who said this gift? That news?
The prisoner just got purdened. That will tank the chicken.
Oh my gosh. Could we have a private conversation in
the skiff over here? And that has seen too? Seen
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three comes from patron v I p re Booth, who
simply wrote scene suggestion. Marvin mcugh is the activity director
at a nursing home. I don't want to play ping pong?
Why do I need to play ping pong? I wasn't
that good as a young man, and my game certainly
didn't get any better. Are there other games are closed?
(32:21):
I'm not gonna play tennis. Tom a good substitution. Just
hold on. There's a new guy coming in today whose
promise he's gonna turn this nursing home into something we've
never seen before. Is it COVID? Is it COVID? Has
COVID come back? I don't know. Is that what this is?
(32:46):
COVID disguised as a person again? I don't know. Hi,
Mr mhugh, Welcome to our facility. Um, we're very excited
to have you. Now, I will say you have some
pretty big shoe used to fill our previous activities director
was I'm assize, I'm assize eleven and a half. Oh boy,
(33:08):
how big are we talking? Okay, let's move on. So, um,
I understand you have an entire curriculum set up for
the for the people who were here, which is really
really nice because we need schedule. They need a schedule.
It's important. So what are you thinking? What are we
starting the day off with? Well, we're gonna, we're gonna,
(33:28):
we're gonna train for a triathlon. So okay, I'm gonna
stop you right there, so just quickly that that might
be a little too much. Also, I do want to
say about the shoes you have to fill. Our previous
activities director was a young twenty three year old man
who who well we had to let go for reasons
that I don't want to talk about. But he was
great and he might come back for his job and
(33:49):
that might be something that you might have to deal with.
Why do you leave? So tell me about this triathform. Well,
it's it's one third swear being, one third biking and
one third running. And I think you know us older
folks are capable of just about anything. We can put
our minds too. I like that. Well, it is exactly neon.
(34:13):
So most of our residents are making their way out
to the field. If you want to go out there
and introduce yourself, what the guy do is you're touching people.
So you can start with swimming, start with running cyclings.
I'll up to you, all up to you, and I
can't tell you. I just okay, so I should I should?
(34:33):
I go? Now, Mr mcco, before you go and speak
with the other residents here, I just wanted to let
you know what happened to the previous fellow who is here.
Get on with it, Joseph. Just go ahead and tell
him not not do it in my time. I'm gonna
(34:53):
be here until next vos. You know what, forget about
it than I won't tell them what don't be a modern.
Now it's three act play, John, you've offended mad sinsibilities
so easily offended this one. Someone's gonna tell me right
because they got left hanging by the by the director.
I was about to spill it all. I was gonna
(35:16):
tell it all, reveal it all. And now that you've
got all of our attention. Please have offended good very
good order least high. Sorry, he's he's hired. We need
to put thank you, take him take with dart guns?
Is that the way? Is that what you do? So?
(35:37):
What's part of the triathlon? Are you gonna be starting
with today? Well? I'd like to run the funk out
of here, so maybe maybe running? Are you funny? Okay,
so go ahead. Here's the rest of our residents, mac
and cheese here. If you want some of that, I
got some hamp How do you want to break out
of here? Is that right? Yeah? What's it? What's how
(36:00):
does this work? Well, you're gonna need a plan, and
you're gonna need somebody knows that the ins and outs
of this thing. But that person, you know, they might
need a little something to grease the wheels and get
it going, if you know what I'm saying. More, I
don't know what you're saying. If you could get to it,
that'd be great. The issue with a person like me,
a client like myself, is that we're a little pressed
(36:22):
for time. So get to it. You know, Uh, you
might want to take that u oh body, oh ship, Okay,
just cut the hamn cut the ham stew a right,
give me that guy. Okay, Hey, it looks like you
(36:43):
want to get out of here, mac and cheese, a
little bit of ham? Can you not hear me? And
I don't speak. It looks like you want to get
out of you. I don't want to get out of
I'm talking to you. I'm talking to the other people.
They're the elderly people. I mean, I'm the like, I'm
the closest person to you. I we're cute. You want
to get out of each other? Not really and not
(37:05):
really kind of like it. I dig the job. I
don't want to go like you know who and the
ship he was doing. Wakey, wakey, Hi there, Hi? Are
you coming back from your little your little nap. Now
you listen here, motherfucker. If you tell anybody about what
happened here before, I will up the amount of medicine
(37:31):
stuff in those darts and you won't ever wake up again.
Hear you? Yes, of course, of course I understand. Okay, good,
and there are no problems. I hope you have fun
running and swimming and biking the triathlon. I go out
there and be a be a team player. Okay, yes,
let's shake hands. I like that idea. Oh he the
(37:55):
old buddy Buzzer nine with two ry poison. Now, who's
the mother? What's what kind of poison is this? You
are q are? Is a there's a frog in the
jungle and it's a creeks this poison. I think he's saying,
curry no, no, no, no no, there's a frog in
(38:22):
the jungle and it's a creek to poise it. Alright,
man said vape stuff didn't work, But we can sell
the vape ship just to these elderly people. They'll think
it's whatever. Man, alright, so like this juice is gonna work.
I've been saying it to the orderlies as like some
kind of medical juice and knocks him out. I feel
(38:44):
like maybe maybe these are probably close to illegal activities.
And and my mouth is not healed. You keep like
chewing that still, wool man, do you think it's gonna happen?
I mean, I was told the scar tissue would get
thicker and it would be kind of like the the
your callous over. Yeah, but you're cutting those callouses open. Man,
(39:05):
It's sick. I just I feel bad for that elderly
I feel I feel like you're you're taking advantage of him. Okay,
I've looked at have examined your feet, sir, and the
callous is that you were talking about. And I'm not
sure how we got to this place. I'm just a
little scurious. Wasn't really my mistake, I should I saw
(39:26):
you spending a lot of time on my feet. It's
really my mouth that it was the problem. It's that
my mouth is supposed to be callous like my feet.
I'm sorry, doctor, I'm sorry, I'll be I'll be out
in just a second. I realized I gave you the
file and I flipped it upside down, and I don't
know if that caused any problems at all, and that
(39:47):
is on me. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I let my
son come in today and give you the files. Come on,
then he flipped them. He flipped them upside down. So oh,
by the way, I am his son. And other doctors
don't know why. I'm actually three years older than my dad.
It happens. But the love is still the same. The
(40:07):
love is the same. That that hasn't changed. I think it.
I think it may have increased the love for perhaps
perhaps I also want to apologize. I clogged the toilet
with my shirt. I just took my shirt off and
I stuffed it down the toilet hole. So that is
on me. I will take four wards bonson building like Okay,
Mr mcku, I understand you wanted to have a little conversation.
(40:28):
Let me guess. Please call me Marvin. Okay, Marvin, let
me guess. Um, you need more water bottles? It's hot
out that right, it's hot. Okay, I can get you
more water. I wouldn't mind a few more. You got that?
And um, the spin spin bikes are they still working on?
Okay for you? Yeah, they're spinning. They're spinning away an
good good in the in the pool, the pool, how's
(40:49):
the how's the chlorine level? There? You feel good about? That?
Couldn't be better? Everyone's very boyant, so okay. And then
the track, the track, you're liking the clay that the
track is laid with? Why'd get rid of that guy?
Here's the vapor shop here, tingling, tingle ling, excoose me,
(41:10):
young fellow, with your fresh face, in your young attitude.
I came in here a couple of days ago and
I bought what I thought was qry from you to
plase in a fellow at work. Well, I'm not supposed
to work the front desk, sir, I probably shouldn't be
handling you. I don't work with I don't work with people.
(41:32):
I don't have people's skills. Let me speak to someone
who has authority. H okay, uh tad, I guess I
might be the only one. I come over here. There's
an elderly. What's going on? Hello, I'm elderly. I came
(41:55):
in the other day to buy some QR A to
plaise in a fellow at work, and it did absolutely
nothing to him except make him question how I said
the word I can. I can actually help him with this.
Poison is slow poison right and inside out. You have
(42:17):
the whole story. Wow, so the entire Pixar light up? Yeah,
up to up to inside up? Okay? Yeah, well yeah,
well he should. He should at least reimburse you for
the DVDs. You think, you think, you think. But he's
on the run unless he comes back for his job,
(42:38):
and then that's gonna be. That's gonna be scared. Chaid,
your eyes are your eyes are leaking down your cheeks.
Well that might be some some slow acting q A.
Let me just dabbed it seemed to be kind of
I don't know. No, I'm I'm full of warm. Way,
(43:06):
come on, let's go. Okay, I need ccs. If I need,
I need a whole bunch of c cs of vitamin
C in this in this. Get me ccs of that
c C so that I've seen this before. This gentleman
right here, he is dealing with some kind of vape overdose.
All right, possibly possibly, I don't know. Okay, I don't
know if the cameras good on me? Are we getting
a good angle on this? You can see me here
(43:28):
the ccs doctor of vitamin C. Thank you so much.
Al right, Okay, now show put on different code? Is
this is a bad code for me? I don't want
to look bad on camera. If this is not good?
Is good? I'm actually not sure doctor, I'm not sure
how you looked there. Okay, okay, okay, just okay, okay, okay, okay, great,
So he's gonna be all right. Let's get that injection
into him right now. It's fine a vein any ven
(43:48):
will do. Let's just find Mr MQ. Is that it
Marvin first name? Is that we go ahead? Marvin? Marvin? Yes,
as you can see where we're shooting a scene here
today of n C I US and uh, I see
here that you are the fan of the season. Who's
who's one uh a walk on part on the show.
So when we've finished shooting this scene, uh, we're going
(44:11):
to introduce you to the director and some of the cast.
So be prepared for that, if you would. And we
have a little trailer, a little double bangers set up
for you that will show you do you have any
dietary restrictions. I'm supposed to ask nothing but dietary restrictions. Okay,
all right, we'll get that list. Um, all right, that's
a wrapping up now. So let's uh, let's let's get
(44:33):
you over to meet the director. Uh, Steve, this is
Marvin mqugh. He's the fan of the season. He's walking
in today. He's the walk on the wall. He's our
walk on for today. Yeah, he's got two lines. You
got the lines, Marvin, yep. Okay, he's ready, he's prepared.
He's you're off book. I take it you want me
(44:54):
to say the lines. You don't believe that I'm gonna
I'm gonna say. Look, I'm gonna trust this guy. Let's
just go ahead. Everybody, go ahead and pour gasoline on
the automobile. Have the flames ready, Let's let's get Marvin
mque behind the wheel of the automobile, put the rabbit
dog in the front seat, and let's see the sword
(45:17):
collection should be dangling right. All right, Martin, you know
how this works. I'm gonna call Action and you just
say your lines and we're gonna just uh fired, all off. Hey,
got sounds speed, got camera speed set alright, and Action
(45:40):
help my help my cars on fire? Oh? Why could
use some elies Chicken show? That is our show first,
it's product, It's product place. Absolutely. I love that Marvin
finally got to be on his favorite show that he
(46:00):
would not leave the concierge alone with at the introduction
episode way back in the archives, my goodness, good luck
finding that episode. I want to thank all of our
alchemists of this particular episode, starting with the fellow all
the way in Chicago, coming to us from what is
(46:20):
the what is the state to motto? Crystal Lake? What
do you know, Craig the state motto of Illinois? Uh, eureka, eureka. No,
I don't know, I don't know. I think it's the
land of Lincoln. That's that sounds uh, that sounds probably right. Uh.
(46:41):
And you're aware now James, Crystal Lake. Crystal Lake got
an address we can put out there. I actually don't
know the address. And that's any story, all right, Well
we'll look for that in your socials. Anything else you'd
like fans to know at this point, no, I think
that's sorry. Just go to the general store at Crystal
(47:03):
Lake and asked for James Heeney for the next week
or two. Right, yeah, okay, terrific and thank you for
being here. Gary Anthony Williams, Oh yeah, buddy, Oh yeah,
right yeah, man. Oh that as as as it says
in the Bible, all that, that's all it had to say, really,
(47:25):
and then it just kept going book after book. I think, Kevin,
I think I'm in a movie coming out. I think
I am. And I'm not even joking. I think I'm
in that movie Spirit. It's about a horse and a
little girl and the people trying to get that horse.
You might be the voice of the horse. What do
you say. I think I'm in it. I'm serious, I
really think I am. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a remake. Yeah,
(47:51):
in the motion that theater movie and it's wonderful. You
saw the new one, new one, but I liked the
old one. Well, always are always better than there, always better.
We got a review from James. That's helpful. So look
for spirit in the theaters. We think or thinks in
the theater. I think I know it comes out June fourth,
(48:11):
and I seriously think I'm in it, and I seriously
think it's in the theaters. That's exciting as hell. Yeah,
thank you for being here. Yeah, thank you guys. I
love each and every one of you individually. Chris Anthony Alvarado,
thank you so much. No, this is bullshit, man. Can
you imagine having a life in a career where you
think you might be in the movie? Okay, fair, I
(48:34):
don't want to Okay, Well now you just ruined everything.
So I was angry and now I'm sad and in
between their lies being grateful. I'm grateful for this time
with you, playing with you guys and having some fun.
Thank you to everybody listening. I love tell us about
that other podcast you like to do. Oh yeah, I
do the Comedy Fix. That's a comedy fix. We're just
(48:57):
getting nuts of it there, getting nuts were just twisted
around what it means to do comedy and perform. And
you know, they've got some people who don't love us
and some people who like us, and everything in between
is getting crazy. Check it out The Comedy Fix. Well,
if you've got people that do and don't love you,
you you could be one of the most popular podcasts
out there. Binko. Yeah, that's exciting as hell. Speaking of which,
(49:21):
Craig Atkowski, thank you so damn much. Hey, my pleasure
of was of course joking before when I said, eureka,
state motto of Illinois, because it's the state motto of California. Uh,
and it's it's Greek. It's Greek for I have found it.
The state motto of Illinois, however, is much more boring.
(49:42):
State sovereignty, national union boring. That's hot. If I had
another kid, I name my kid that, let's tweech his
own sexy as hell. So Land of Lincoln is what
just some bragging the state nickname stunse plate. I've been
to Lincoln's house in Illinois. Were just bragging, Uh, Craig,
(50:06):
any anything folks should look out for in the coming days, weeks, months, Um,
I guess strange lights in the sky okay, fair enough, yep,
I'm dropping strange lights in the sky July twelve, beautiful track. Yeah.
(50:30):
Megan the Stallion and Bob Dilan are both guesting on that.
Are there any state nicknames that are like insulting, like hey,
like fatty, like you know, like do they have those
kind of nicknames? Jersey's state nickname is fuck you looking at? Okay? Yeah, uh,
thank you for asking. Joey Graherman two things. One I
(50:52):
just rewatched Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Check it out, can't can.
Going back to our first point, someone mentioned in the
suggestions of Gary's uh CNN anchor. Yeah, I know for
a fact he was in uh Amazon Primes animated series
(51:12):
called Invincible and then one of the episodes he plays
a television anchor reporting on what's happening and it's tragic
what he's reporting on in the show. But I laughed
a lot was that at Yeah, I don't remember. You're
probably a Chris I think you are. There's like a
couple of rock characters they don't speak, you know what.
(51:38):
Less moment about that he has a nun speaking rolling
and animated. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's when you know
you should don't stink in fact. Uh, And let's thank
our pretty an engineer, the stars, Mr Duganberg, the fine
(52:00):
folks that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock,
and um, I'm damn excited that you were able to
join us and give us a listen. Please tell everyone
you ever ever met. Also, if you wouldn't mind continuing
to be as kind to each other as humanly possible,
I would personally appreciate that, and we're asked to do so.
(52:22):
Please mask if you would so. Until next time,
Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. That's dish. I'm
your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, that Kevin Pollock? What's that?
I'm sorry? How does one pronounce a certain crustacean that
is popular in the Bahamas? What was that? Con No?
(00:31):
Are you sure that's it? Because it seems to me
it could also bench. That's huge. That's saying that, alright,
just trying to make the ship official. Digress, Let's meet
Acamas show in no particular order. House about a resounding
sup to Chris Anthony Alvarado. Thank you, thank you. That
(00:56):
feels nice right, make mine lean. What is the longest
time span you've been on the open road? Um? I
guess when I drove from Chicago to Los Angeles. Sure,
but I take you a couple of days. Yeah, I
think three days. Um, that's it, man, I'm nothing interesting
(01:19):
to add about that, just giving you the facts. I've
not driven that far in my entire life, so I'm
always curious. But I think, like Jolie has those great
stories about going to Miami or Chicago on l A,
he just he just he just got better stories about that,
you know what I mean. So anyway, thanks for having
me and I chose to ask you. Thank you right, Hey,
(01:40):
Craig Kaikowski with his home building helping hand corner. Ko, Okay, Uh,
what you're gonna need is, uh, you're gonna need to
go to home depot and uh find a guy. His
name is Curtis. He's in Uh he's an aisle seven.
He's usually not there, but but when when he is,
(02:04):
you will know because Curtis is a lot uh. And
Curtis is gonna steer you toward uh screws and nails
and uh and drywood and plywood and uh and he
knows all that ship and uh, I really am I
am not qualified to talk about this. Okay, so if
we're interested in more information about drywood, we should go
(02:27):
look for Curtis. That's contact Curtis. Okay, cool, thank you?
Holy crap, Gary Anthony Williams, What lover, lover of the
hanging curveball? Do you have a favorite activity you prefer
to watch live? Wow? To watch something live? Man? Well,
you left it toughie for me. Uh include a squirrel
(02:52):
leading off your ship. I love I love first of all,
I love my squirrel, and I'm in a battle with
my dear friend Jordan black who thinks basically all animals
are evil. I'll tell you the one activity I can't
watch live that makes my stomach turn is my son run.
He's a long distance runner and I and I hate
to watch. It makes me so nervous. I hate to
(03:13):
watch it. At the start when he was an infant,
and the other thing just started long distance running, um
when he got in high school. And and he's he's fast,
he's one of the faster guys. And I just I
don't I can't even tell you why I hate to watch.
Can I make one suggestion of might help? Make two
if you want, I've just got one. Okay, try to
(03:34):
fit while he's running and you're feeling anxious. Just try
to focus on what he's running from. And now, James,
she Jimmy one time, how did you learn to drive
a car? Uh? Well, I believe that a lot of
my instincts came from video games. Uh. But at the
time that I was actually in driver's said, they had
(03:55):
us in a room with steering wheels and brakes and huddles,
and there was a video of a car driving. And
I can't quite place myself in the memory. But there's
no way that me steering the wheeler hitting the brakes
would have changed the screens. It was a video, so
I don't know what the hell we were all doing.
I like it when I choose correctly. Thank you for that.
(04:18):
And last, but nothing but poop scooping for you? If
you think of least it's Joey Greer Donny cheese. Which
sandwich is your least favorite? Damn? What sandridge is my
least favorite? I think, Uh, just just bread, nothing inside.
If you just gave me just bread, sans and also
you scooped out the bread to you, scooped out like
(04:40):
the filler of the bread. Sure, it's just like you know,
hollow earth, which is real. Uh, you know the earth
is hollow. A lot of people don't get that. I
believe that. But it's a hollow. There's nothing underneath. You
go six ft down, nothing you cannot you can like
crack down further, and you're just it sucked into the
void down there. All What do you mean? Let's do
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Please just play along to the strangest of straight men.
What can I say? No bullshit about it? I love
Mr Ka uh huh sound the siren. It must be
with Mr Ka Kevin. I'm the only one I could
come up with. But it's still I'm struggling the straightest
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of straight men. I mean, I'll take it. Uh, sound
the siren. It must be James Heeney. I'm so sorry.
Everyone's always such a meany. Yeah, this goes on for
forty two pages, so I'm gonna jump a little bit
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post it to our There's a rhymlan cuppet rhyming couplet
(07:07):
for every guest we've had. Um, let's see. Yep, thank you.
J G A W. You're ridiculously funny. That's wow. That
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so that would rhyme thank you, Willianni. You are ridiculous funny.
That's the ridiculously annunciation. Family was bought by the Welsh,
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Goddamn it. You better believe it. My scene suggestion is
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Will Moris from upstate St. Louis and Will bless you
and thank you for your supporting. I'm sorry I did
not read the entire thing. I now feel bad about that. Look,
I'm glad you asked me. I'm not an actual doctor,
but I am somebody who's in the field. Popcorn lung
(08:11):
isn't a thing which field just to be clear um
of tobacco aromatics. Sorry, I'm gonna have him where this
stethoscope while you guys talk. Hold on, that's great. Just
just wardrobe and props and so if you if yeah,
place place, yeah. When we ask you the questions, all
I need is really a confidence and then whatever you
(08:32):
want to say, just an air of of you know, sure, listen,
I'm not gonna put that on. I'm not gonna do
anything false. I think the confidence will come from my
knowledge of being the shiny disc on your head really quick.
I don't know what it's called, but it's gonna be
a little tight now. I just want to make sure
that what I'm saying in this in this film m
(08:55):
you know, lands and the people who need to hear it.
That's a lot, Thank you. There's a lot of misinformation
out there. Well, listen, we're gonna put some of the
best little bits in a trailer A teaser. Oh, I
like to post that. And then because of your gifts
and a few others, we'll pull in that audience. Who
else to getting? Who else he getting? You're not getting mad?
Are you? You're not getting Mac from Did not get
(09:17):
Mac from Blowtown? Nope? Okay, I got Noah Wiley, no
we r and other? Okay, Rick, do you think he'd
looked better with the scalpel or one of these little
rubber hamlets. Let's try both. I just want to say
stay away from Mac from Blowtown because that's a guy
who pioneered this movement. Sure, and now he's on the
other side. He's slipped. I feel like we're losing great stuff.
This is exactly what I want, you know what, Sammy,
(09:40):
Let's just roll Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold no Salmony's
four minutes to be Sammy. I get Sammy four minutes, Sammy,
because Mac from Blowtown will tell you things like I
miss you, I love you, what are you up to you?
And then when you respond, you get no response to
your response, leaving you in the dark. Sammy, You're killing me.
Sammy is done being Yeah, do you think that this guy,
(10:06):
he's talking about from blowtone is actually maybe we should
get him. Hey, Jim, how about moving me away from
talent before you ask these fucking questions. I'm sure he
can hear us. Rick, So sorry the credit cards not working?
Is there another thing that can use to pay for
all the coffees and stuffy? Let's let this one be
(10:27):
on me, Rick, Hey, take Sammy's credit call? Hey, hey man,
Sammy loves Oh y'all, this is heavy. What is this? This? This?
This is a credit card? Oh you mean like what?
Why is it so different than other? Yeah, my daddy
used to afford. Still, he forced this credit card himself. Man,
(10:49):
see that you meet your own credit card. No, my
dad had made this credit card, man. Sammy had got
him skills. Sam is a cameraman, Tim, Tim, you're ann
turn So I need you to run along now? All right?
Same order? Yes? Please? Since we didn't get it, can
you to change your mind? Can you repeat the order Backtors?
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That's a great point, Thank you? Huh. I got a
red Eye, I got two Cappuccino's son Latte. I got
a Cuban Morning with a little cinnamon twist for crisp sauce,
blueberry muffin. I got hash browns on rye and then
I got eggs. I cooked the hash browns and Ryan
(11:36):
eggs were all supposed to be one sandwich. Though, single thing.
That's a single thing. We'll get a Blowtown. How can
I how can I help you? Hi? I'm looking for
something that won't burn my throat, but we'll give me
the thrill of nicotine. Okay um, I'm you know the
(11:59):
best I can offer you as nicotine gum. Because I
am anti vaping. Vaping is dangerous. I did have this
vaping store open for years, but now I'm on the
other side and I'm here to tell people about the
dangers of vaporing. You know, Mr Blowtown, how are you doing?
I work next door at the French laundry. Not not
(12:21):
that French laundry. Well they yeah, the place that cleans
your close French style exactly. Hey, uh, all my employees
are black. I'm black. I only high a black. I
literally only see black people. I didn't need to looking
at you right now. We can't hear you through the
paper thin walls. And you say nicotine, real weird man,
Nicotine does not sound good coming through the walls. You
(12:43):
feel what I'm saying you say, I say nicotine. Weird. Yeah,
now you're being more careful with the word. That's the
solemnity ask you. Hitting the scene, hitting the sea is
m ok Sometimes I'm lazy with my seeds. Yeah, okay, Wow,
(13:04):
that is good to know, God to know. Is that
why it says I thought nickotine nicotine? I thought somebody
graffitied the word no in front of vape shop. But
it sounds like maybe you put the no there like
no vapor shop. Yeah, that's me. It's a blowtown, no
vapor ship. Okay, So what other ways? Joe Town is
(13:25):
my last Blowtown is my last name. By the way,
it's just coincidental, okay, okay, So nicotine gum is an
option anything else that will just inject the nicotine directly
to my bloodstream. Nick nicotine, I don't know, Okay, thank you. Alright,
(13:45):
So this right here is an experimental liquid. It's gonna
go into any vapor all right. Now your rig should
be able to handle it, all right now. Flavor alright,
a now the flavor okay, supposed to be pineapple? Alright,
Why do you keep saying supposed to be? Well, this
is all experimental alright. It is always figuring this out
as we go. We're gonna take the vape scene by storm, alright,
(14:09):
because now it's taking a dip, you know what I'm saying.
Like cultural, it's taking a dip, you know what I mean?
That's what we got to bounce on it, all right?
By the nicotine, can't I just vaith with no nicotine?
I I kind of got a low tolerance. I'm not really,
I just haven't been vaping very long. Sam, Will you
be taking time off the dude? I mean you're supposed
(14:30):
to be addicted to nicotine right now? All right? Man,
I honestly, when I when I smoke it, I get
a little belly ache and I get light headed. So
it's it's good. It's it's good. It's normal. It's normal.
How are you saying? I know you're having a problem
with your vacing and lightheaded and your bailist diet taking.
I'm telling I understanding your problem. I'm selling some electrying
(14:57):
to chew in to back basically made out of steel,
wool and dish batteries. Pop it in your jaw like
you would regular you in to back and it give
you that zip zip zip you need to get gone. Okay,
that sounds that sounds good. No nicotine in, No nicotine.
My friend Franklin will help you put it in your
(15:18):
mouth the first time. Once you get used to putting
it in your mouth, it'll bees Okay, that sounds that
sounds good. I think I'm sensitive to nicotine. See, I
can't have you smoken his fable those open sores in
your mouth, Man, I can't. This is gonna ruin the
whole thing. Man, I's gonna heal up. It's just the
first times, the first times as plural. Man, it's not
(15:42):
the first time as the time. Um enter two thirteen.
MC and I are pretty close. Um. We're taking over
the competitive vape scene by storm. We're the ones that
have been to the double dragon. We invented, We invented, um.
You should get him, Tim, Tim, I can't have you
(16:04):
responding to the talent when they're on camera and we're rolling. Okay,
your question, why am I? Why do you call me talent? Um? I? Well,
it's not a portrayal. I consider anyone that appears in
front of the camera. I'm multiple, and the term referred
(16:26):
to is a talent. What a low bar for town?
Anybody in front of a camera. I mean ever since
YouTube was invented. That's the deal. Speaking of which, yeah,
MC and I had a YouTube channel. You may have
heard of it rolling. I'm rolling? Yeah, right again, Tim, Tim?
(16:53):
Are you okay? Oh god? All right? Why don't you
have his backing? Hey? Mac? Well look who it is
a blast from the past. Yeah, oh we no, no
more of that. Look Mac, I don't know if you know,
(17:16):
but there's some mass Sorry to say, your your toilets
out of toilet paper? All right, thanks for letting me music.
I didn't see that guy come in. I did not
give him permission. Look, Mack, I want to give you
fair warning. As you and I used to be friends.
You know what a friendship is, right, Um, there's a
massive film coming out, a feature documentary. I'm the talent.
(17:40):
U don't ask me why. But it's not pretty. It's
not painting you in a pretty picture. And I just
wanted to give you fair warning. Okay. Now when you
say massive documentary, m m hm, Like how big are
we talking? I don't know. You're familiar with ken Burton's yep,
(18:00):
best cure for insomnia? I'm sorry? Is there bathroom making
news on premises, No, No, there there's not. Are you
sure there's a guy out there? Uh? Mr Burns, I
just um, I'm sure. I can't call you Ken as
(18:22):
much as I want to, so just know that I've asked. Um.
There's another review that's just come in from someone who's
calling themselves Documentary Friend review Corner, and uh, it's just
best Cure for Insomnia. That's all that was written. I
don't know which of your works they are referring to.
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It's just your name and that maybe the Civil War,
you know, that's chess. You know, maybe we could just
get a recording of you listening to or National Parks.
So Mack, I'm just saying, beware, you know what I mean,
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and listen. It's not just me they got I mean
mainly it's me. They also got a voiceover guy who's
got a real commy tone, you know what I mean.
I've never heard that term, but but you say it's
so evocative. I know immediately what that guy would sound like. Yeah,
starting her up, Mr blow Job, I was in your
toilet and Blowtown. My name is Mac Blowtown. You got it? Uh?
(19:30):
I mean that's clugged up with a lot of hair,
a lot of human hair, so that a show episode
that has seen one. I'm okay, I'm okay. I lost
my mind just for a moment with the idea of
that backed up toilet seen two comes from Milton, who wrote,
(19:55):
he O, he O, hey you longtime call, first time
listener here. I just love the podcast. Been listening NonStop.
Colleagues think I'm crazy when I walk around laughing all day,
especially when Gary Anthony is in friendly game of would
you rather? Constantly reports and from CNN, I'm at the
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scene scene suggestion in court celebrity lawyer working a high
profile case has actually no idea what he is doing.
It also happens to be bring your kids to work day.
Thank you for making each day go faster. Keep it up.
Milton from Sweden. I have read the paperwork you have
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all been sworn in? Mr? Is it Jeremiah? How do
you pronounce his last name? Is it finch? Bullfrog? Mr?
Jeremah bullfrog? Finch? Finch? What exactly is you purpose of
being here in my coak room to day? Dead? Dead? What? What? What?
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What's the WiFi? Um? Your on her? What? Um? May
I purch the bench? Oh? Please please approach a sidebar,
everybody's side bar. Thank you, thank you. Hi, motherfucking kid
in this cool room. I see that now. I didn't
want to say this ship out loud in front of
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your motherfucking kid, But let me explain something to you.
Don't know motherfucking kids allowed in this motherfucking code room.
Do you understand who I am? Do you know who
I am? Didn watch television, listen to the radio. I
have an on occasion. Why I am that guy? Are you?
Are you seriously listen? Listen? Come on in, come on out,
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don't think about the out about these come on in.
I didn't realize that. Let me let me let me
strike from my own personal record saying that your motherfucking
kid is not allowing this motherland court room. Your mother
kid can do whatever, mother keeping this mother Mother'm gonna
understand and all right, thank you so much. We'll get
right back to this case. One last thing. What's the WiFi?
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The WiFi is George Jones is the man, Thank you
so much, Stevie. It's George Jones is the man that sideballalla.
George Jones is the man. George Joes. I couldn't help
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it over here. You're into George Jones. Man, he is
no Nashville legend. You stopped loving her today? That is
my favorite country. Excuse me? May I have a sideball
with that attorney? Please come up here, Get up here. Yeah,
my name is mother. Can understand my name is mother,
George Jones. My motherfucking mother, mother named me Jorge Jones.
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Mob of them did not, maybe, George Joe, mother can
understand your honor. I cannot apologize more. It does not
take away from the greatness of Nashville legend George Jones. However,
the duets he sang with Tammy Wynette in the seventies.
Uh and and despite his alcoholism problem. Look here, but
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nobody's gonna put the mother and Tammy why knits your prowessed? Yes? Okay,
that is well, yes, yes you're if you look onto
my rope here, let me on zip this for you.
I'm wearing a Tammy whin t shirt right now. Everybody
gets Tammy why knit? But then decor and they're my
mother and courtroom? Do you understand me? You got it,
your honor? Now where was I? All right? I just
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stepped through the middle, detective please, okay, hold on, what's
what's that what's it gonna be? What's going on again?
All right? I could just be my knee. It could
be my knee. What are you saying? Your knees is
what made a metal? Huh? I got a metal knee. Seriously,
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I gotta I'm right late for a courtroom, so I
gotta just kind of well, you're also right late to
get in there, because guess what, we're not going to
go in there with the metal knee. Scan him again, Dad,
stand up for yourself. You've got ship on your knees,
so what don't take it from this jerk facing a
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stupid kid, scared a stupid kid to dad, let's see
what's going on with this? Don't what's going on? And
look listening to it? Is the whole kid made out
of metal? My car? Hey, come on, calm down. I
just want this courtroom. Okay, this guy's a complete jerk face. Dad?
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Is this? Uh? Is this metal? Is it? Yeah? Keeps flying? Okay,
you know it's it's an it's a metal, a metal, Okay,
it's it's a medal. I just don't want my kids
subjected to X rays. I don't want him to get
any sort of diseases or so if he could just
go around, I'll take my this medal and he can
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into the courthouse. You gotta go through the screen. That's
just how it is, Bud. All right, it's gonna set
it off until you give it a kiss. And furthermore, jury, judge,
everyone else here. Not only do I play a lawyer
on television, I am playing one today. Now I'm about
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to rest my case here. My son is gonna say
the last two sentence. That sentences. That's weird because like
you're you could get a sentence, you know in court?
What's up? Dead? I don't, honey. I was watching um,
your our son was filming you um in court um
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earlier today and you oh my baby, baby baby, seriously,
now this is me and you time, this is MM
and why this is me and new time? Okay, clubdown, clubdown,
I'm listening. You're drinking problems back, that's clear. He stumbled
on the word sentences and that is what what what
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what what? It's not back, baby, It never went away.
That's what I was hoping you would say. That's exactly
what I'm thinking you would say. I never wanted you
to change. I never wanted you to change. You know
you had to say those things I did. Are you
gonna go off the green or what? Um? How long
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is this guy gonna take? Um? I just play through.
This is me and this is me and are you drunk? Me? Baby? Baby,
you gotta handle this one. I was gonna say it's
me and you time, but I'm talking to him. It's
not me and him time. It's me and you time. Baby.
Let me. I'll use some of my I'll use some
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of my letters stuff on him. H B L H
hey bucko listen here, T I M A h T
this is me and him time? D I D I
do you dig it completely in your face? Tommy? I
don't know you're gonna deal with that? Oh? You got her?
You got her? Good? Yeah, just a solid okay, you
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know I think, sweetheart. The worst part about this whole
thing is I got a man sentenced to death, you
know what I mean? And Stevie was there to witness it,
and that makes me feel bad. I will say this,
that's I mean, how could I be sentenced? It was
the opening remarks and he closed the case. I mean,
it just started. I'll be honest with you got a
bad attorney. You got a bad attorney. Got a bad attorney. No,
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this is pro bono. You know, I'm appointed by the
by the state and Walkers, that's you. And what does
this mean? I have to choose firing squad or I
gotta drink a whole bunch of bleach. That's my choice. Now. Well, yeah,
they felt like hanging in the injection was just too inhumane.
Pick the bleach. Pick the bleach. Here, we bought your
(28:11):
last meal. But it's sponsored, so as you're eating, you're
gonna need to say the company's name over and over.
So if you can say Eli's Chicken is the best
chicken I've ever had. It's so good, I might. Of
course she can. Of course you can. Okay, Okay, here's
your pack of food. You'd be happy to chicken is
the best the phone in the chicken back hold hold hello,
(28:32):
this is the governor. I'd like to parton free hold on,
hold on, Tom. Are you talking to the chicken, sir?
Or my client I was talking to. Well, I didn't
realize that your client was there, but I'll part in
them both. Oh my god. Well, we may not have
the market share that KFC or Popeye's does, but I
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know I make a damn good chicken. So what's this
about Brandon content you're telling me about. Uh, well, it's
real simple. Uh. We get high profile people, celebrities, athletes, musicians,
what have you, and they go on their social network,
their social media, and they promote you and you send
them all the chicken they ever want for life. Okay, Okay,
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well that that seems like a good deal. You were
saying something about death row though, hold on, I just
want to let you know. The toilet's little back down.
There's no more water. Just give your heads up. Yeah.
So on the case of the death row guy, when
I say, you know, chicken for life, it's really one serving.
So that's a good one. Okay, So we don't have
to give that much away. All right. He's got a
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good he's got a good Instagram following he does. Now. Yeah,
a lot of the death rows guys have hundreds of
thousands of followers. Hi, hi guys. Part of me, part
of this meeting, uh, part of me, get it? Oh yeah,
we are looking at some stats. The analytics are saying
that algorithms are present if a celebrity, say, for instance,
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in the cases somebody who's on death row, if they
do not die it will tank the brand. Let's keep
that's uh that if the let's say, in this case,
he were to be pardoned moments before whatever the cause
of his death might be, whatever the States decided legally,
then yeah, then that'd be kind of a reverse of
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fortune for you. That is in the fine. So so
if the prisoner is executed, that is good for the brand.
That's the last minute reprieve. Not that will tank my
chicken for a little Okay, if that's what the algorithm says, Okay,
just punching the numbers. Now, okay, my dad is looking
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pretty good. All right, Tiff, how how about you? How
are those analytics going? Do you look great? Tiff? I'm
say now, I said, Tiff, Tip, give me and so
I spoke in front of Tiff, and then you said Tiff,
and then then you did say Tiff. So I'm talking
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to Tip. You're you're talking to Tiff style. If you
want to jump in, that's fine, go go to Are
you all in another room? Did I come in the
middle of a riff? Is that what's happening? A little bit?
I was talking to Tip and then Biff joined in
and then lyles here, I'm sorry, did you get to
see this gift. Did you see this gift that the
tiff sent me? Let me see it? Oh my gosh,
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it's hilarious. Oops that news who said this gift? That news?
The prisoner just got purdened. That will tank the chicken.
Oh my gosh. Could we have a private conversation in
the skiff over here? And that has seen too? Seen
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three comes from patron v I p re Booth, who
simply wrote scene suggestion. Marvin mcugh is the activity director
at a nursing home. I don't want to play ping pong?
Why do I need to play ping pong? I wasn't
that good as a young man, and my game certainly
didn't get any better. Are there other games are closed?
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I'm not gonna play tennis. Tom a good substitution. Just
hold on. There's a new guy coming in today whose
promise he's gonna turn this nursing home into something we've
never seen before. Is it COVID? Is it COVID? Has
COVID come back? I don't know. Is that what this is?
(32:46):
COVID disguised as a person again? I don't know. Hi,
Mr mhugh, Welcome to our facility. Um, we're very excited
to have you. Now, I will say you have some
pretty big shoe used to fill our previous activities director
was I'm assize, I'm assize eleven and a half. Oh boy,
(33:08):
how big are we talking? Okay, let's move on. So, um,
I understand you have an entire curriculum set up for
the for the people who were here, which is really
really nice because we need schedule. They need a schedule.
It's important. So what are you thinking? What are we
starting the day off with? Well, we're gonna, we're gonna,
(33:28):
we're gonna train for a triathlon. So okay, I'm gonna
stop you right there, so just quickly that that might
be a little too much. Also, I do want to
say about the shoes you have to fill. Our previous
activities director was a young twenty three year old man
who who well we had to let go for reasons
that I don't want to talk about. But he was
great and he might come back for his job and
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that might be something that you might have to deal with.
Why do you leave? So tell me about this triathform. Well,
it's it's one third swear being, one third biking and
one third running. And I think you know us older
folks are capable of just about anything. We can put
our minds too. I like that. Well, it is exactly neon.
(34:13):
So most of our residents are making their way out
to the field. If you want to go out there
and introduce yourself, what the guy do is you're touching people.
So you can start with swimming, start with running cyclings.
I'll up to you, all up to you, and I
can't tell you. I just okay, so I should I should?
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I go? Now, Mr mcco, before you go and speak
with the other residents here, I just wanted to let
you know what happened to the previous fellow who is here.
Get on with it, Joseph. Just go ahead and tell
him not not do it in my time. I'm gonna
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be here until next vos. You know what, forget about
it than I won't tell them what don't be a modern.
Now it's three act play, John, you've offended mad sinsibilities
so easily offended this one. Someone's gonna tell me right
because they got left hanging by the by the director.
I was about to spill it all. I was gonna
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tell it all, reveal it all. And now that you've
got all of our attention. Please have offended good very
good order least high. Sorry, he's he's hired. We need
to put thank you, take him take with dart guns?
Is that the way? Is that what you do? So?
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What's part of the triathlon? Are you gonna be starting
with today? Well? I'd like to run the funk out
of here, so maybe maybe running? Are you funny? Okay,
so go ahead. Here's the rest of our residents, mac
and cheese here. If you want some of that, I
got some hamp How do you want to break out
of here? Is that right? Yeah? What's it? What's how
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does this work? Well, you're gonna need a plan, and
you're gonna need somebody knows that the ins and outs
of this thing. But that person, you know, they might
need a little something to grease the wheels and get
it going, if you know what I'm saying. More, I
don't know what you're saying. If you could get to it,
that'd be great. The issue with a person like me,
a client like myself, is that we're a little pressed
(36:22):
for time. So get to it. You know, Uh, you
might want to take that u oh body, oh ship, Okay,
just cut the hamn cut the ham stew a right,
give me that guy. Okay, Hey, it looks like you
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want to get out of here, mac and cheese, a
little bit of ham? Can you not hear me? And
I don't speak. It looks like you want to get
out of you. I don't want to get out of
I'm talking to you. I'm talking to the other people.
They're the elderly people. I mean, I'm the like, I'm
the closest person to you. I we're cute. You want
to get out of each other? Not really and not
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really kind of like it. I dig the job. I
don't want to go like you know who and the
ship he was doing. Wakey, wakey, Hi there, Hi? Are
you coming back from your little your little nap. Now
you listen here, motherfucker. If you tell anybody about what
happened here before, I will up the amount of medicine
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stuff in those darts and you won't ever wake up again.
Hear you? Yes, of course, of course I understand. Okay, good,
and there are no problems. I hope you have fun
running and swimming and biking the triathlon. I go out
there and be a be a team player. Okay, yes,
let's shake hands. I like that idea. Oh he the
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old buddy Buzzer nine with two ry poison. Now, who's
the mother? What's what kind of poison is this? You
are q are? Is a there's a frog in the
jungle and it's a creeks this poison. I think he's saying,
curry no, no, no, no no, there's a frog in
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the jungle and it's a creek to poise it. Alright,
man said vape stuff didn't work, But we can sell
the vape ship just to these elderly people. They'll think
it's whatever. Man, alright, so like this juice is gonna work.
I've been saying it to the orderlies as like some
kind of medical juice and knocks him out. I feel
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like maybe maybe these are probably close to illegal activities.
And and my mouth is not healed. You keep like
chewing that still, wool man, do you think it's gonna happen?
I mean, I was told the scar tissue would get
thicker and it would be kind of like the the
your callous over. Yeah, but you're cutting those callouses open. Man,
(39:05):
It's sick. I just I feel bad for that elderly
I feel I feel like you're you're taking advantage of him. Okay,
I've looked at have examined your feet, sir, and the
callous is that you were talking about. And I'm not
sure how we got to this place. I'm just a
little scurious. Wasn't really my mistake, I should I saw
(39:26):
you spending a lot of time on my feet. It's
really my mouth that it was the problem. It's that
my mouth is supposed to be callous like my feet.
I'm sorry, doctor, I'm sorry, I'll be I'll be out
in just a second. I realized I gave you the
file and I flipped it upside down, and I don't
know if that caused any problems at all, and that
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is on me. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I let my
son come in today and give you the files. Come on,
then he flipped them. He flipped them upside down. So oh,
by the way, I am his son. And other doctors
don't know why. I'm actually three years older than my dad.
It happens. But the love is still the same. The
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love is the same. That that hasn't changed. I think it.
I think it may have increased the love for perhaps
perhaps I also want to apologize. I clogged the toilet
with my shirt. I just took my shirt off and
I stuffed it down the toilet hole. So that is
on me. I will take four wards bonson building like Okay,
Mr mcku, I understand you wanted to have a little conversation.
(40:28):
Let me guess. Please call me Marvin. Okay, Marvin, let
me guess. Um, you need more water bottles? It's hot
out that right, it's hot. Okay, I can get you
more water. I wouldn't mind a few more. You got that?
And um, the spin spin bikes are they still working on?
Okay for you? Yeah, they're spinning. They're spinning away an
good good in the in the pool, the pool, how's
(40:49):
the how's the chlorine level? There? You feel good about? That?
Couldn't be better? Everyone's very boyant, so okay. And then
the track, the track, you're liking the clay that the
track is laid with? Why'd get rid of that guy?
Here's the vapor shop here, tingling, tingle ling, excoose me,
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young fellow, with your fresh face, in your young attitude.
I came in here a couple of days ago and
I bought what I thought was qry from you to
plase in a fellow at work. Well, I'm not supposed
to work the front desk, sir, I probably shouldn't be
handling you. I don't work with I don't work with people.
(41:32):
I don't have people's skills. Let me speak to someone
who has authority. H okay, uh tad, I guess I
might be the only one. I come over here. There's
an elderly. What's going on? Hello, I'm elderly. I came
(41:55):
in the other day to buy some QR A to
plaise in a fellow at work, and it did absolutely
nothing to him except make him question how I said
the word I can. I can actually help him with this.
Poison is slow poison right and inside out. You have
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the whole story. Wow, so the entire Pixar light up? Yeah,
up to up to inside up? Okay? Yeah, well yeah,
well he should. He should at least reimburse you for
the DVDs. You think, you think, you think. But he's
on the run unless he comes back for his job,
(42:38):
and then that's gonna be. That's gonna be scared. Chaid,
your eyes are your eyes are leaking down your cheeks.
Well that might be some some slow acting q A.
Let me just dabbed it seemed to be kind of
I don't know. No, I'm I'm full of warm. Way,
(43:06):
come on, let's go. Okay, I need ccs. If I need,
I need a whole bunch of c cs of vitamin
C in this in this. Get me ccs of that
c C so that I've seen this before. This gentleman
right here, he is dealing with some kind of vape overdose.
All right, possibly possibly, I don't know. Okay, I don't
know if the cameras good on me? Are we getting
a good angle on this? You can see me here
(43:28):
the ccs doctor of vitamin C. Thank you so much.
Al right, Okay, now show put on different code? Is
this is a bad code for me? I don't want
to look bad on camera. If this is not good?
Is good? I'm actually not sure doctor, I'm not sure
how you looked there. Okay, okay, okay, just okay, okay, okay, okay, great,
So he's gonna be all right. Let's get that injection
into him right now. It's fine a vein any ven
(43:48):
will do. Let's just find Mr MQ. Is that it
Marvin first name? Is that we go ahead? Marvin? Marvin? Yes,
as you can see where we're shooting a scene here
today of n C I US and uh, I see
here that you are the fan of the season. Who's
who's one uh a walk on part on the show.
So when we've finished shooting this scene, uh, we're going
(44:11):
to introduce you to the director and some of the cast.
So be prepared for that, if you would. And we
have a little trailer, a little double bangers set up
for you that will show you do you have any
dietary restrictions. I'm supposed to ask nothing but dietary restrictions. Okay,
all right, we'll get that list. Um, all right, that's
a wrapping up now. So let's uh, let's let's get
(44:33):
you over to meet the director. Uh, Steve, this is
Marvin mqugh. He's the fan of the season. He's walking
in today. He's the walk on the wall. He's our
walk on for today. Yeah, he's got two lines. You
got the lines, Marvin, yep. Okay, he's ready, he's prepared.
He's you're off book. I take it you want me
(44:54):
to say the lines. You don't believe that I'm gonna
I'm gonna say. Look, I'm gonna trust this guy. Let's
just go ahead. Everybody, go ahead and pour gasoline on
the automobile. Have the flames ready, Let's let's get Marvin
mque behind the wheel of the automobile, put the rabbit
dog in the front seat, and let's see the sword
(45:17):
collection should be dangling right. All right, Martin, you know
how this works. I'm gonna call Action and you just
say your lines and we're gonna just uh fired, all off. Hey,
got sounds speed, got camera speed set alright, and Action
(45:40):
help my help my cars on fire? Oh? Why could
use some elies Chicken show? That is our show first,
it's product, It's product place. Absolutely. I love that Marvin
finally got to be on his favorite show that he
(46:00):
would not leave the concierge alone with at the introduction
episode way back in the archives, my goodness, good luck
finding that episode. I want to thank all of our
alchemists of this particular episode, starting with the fellow all
the way in Chicago, coming to us from what is
(46:20):
the what is the state to motto? Crystal Lake? What
do you know, Craig the state motto of Illinois? Uh, eureka, eureka. No,
I don't know, I don't know. I think it's the
land of Lincoln. That's that sounds uh, that sounds probably right. Uh.
(46:41):
And you're aware now James, Crystal Lake. Crystal Lake got
an address we can put out there. I actually don't
know the address. And that's any story, all right, Well
we'll look for that in your socials. Anything else you'd
like fans to know at this point, no, I think
that's sorry. Just go to the general store at Crystal
(47:03):
Lake and asked for James Heeney for the next week
or two. Right, yeah, okay, terrific and thank you for
being here. Gary Anthony Williams, Oh yeah, buddy, Oh yeah,
right yeah, man. Oh that as as as it says
in the Bible, all that, that's all it had to say, really,
(47:25):
and then it just kept going book after book. I think, Kevin,
I think I'm in a movie coming out. I think
I am. And I'm not even joking. I think I'm
in that movie Spirit. It's about a horse and a
little girl and the people trying to get that horse.
You might be the voice of the horse. What do
you say. I think I'm in it. I'm serious, I
really think I am. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a remake. Yeah,
(47:51):
in the motion that theater movie and it's wonderful. You
saw the new one, new one, but I liked the
old one. Well, always are always better than there, always better.
We got a review from James. That's helpful. So look
for spirit in the theaters. We think or thinks in
the theater. I think I know it comes out June fourth,
(48:11):
and I seriously think I'm in it, and I seriously
think it's in the theaters. That's exciting as hell. Yeah,
thank you for being here. Yeah, thank you guys. I
love each and every one of you individually. Chris Anthony Alvarado,
thank you so much. No, this is bullshit, man. Can
you imagine having a life in a career where you
think you might be in the movie? Okay, fair, I
(48:34):
don't want to Okay, Well now you just ruined everything.
So I was angry and now I'm sad and in
between their lies being grateful. I'm grateful for this time
with you, playing with you guys and having some fun.
Thank you to everybody listening. I love tell us about
that other podcast you like to do. Oh yeah, I
do the Comedy Fix. That's a comedy fix. We're just
(48:57):
getting nuts of it there, getting nuts were just twisted
around what it means to do comedy and perform. And
you know, they've got some people who don't love us
and some people who like us, and everything in between
is getting crazy. Check it out The Comedy Fix. Well,
if you've got people that do and don't love you,
you you could be one of the most popular podcasts
out there. Binko. Yeah, that's exciting as hell. Speaking of which,
(49:21):
Craig Atkowski, thank you so damn much. Hey, my pleasure
of was of course joking before when I said, eureka,
state motto of Illinois, because it's the state motto of California. Uh,
and it's it's Greek. It's Greek for I have found it.
The state motto of Illinois, however, is much more boring.
(49:42):
State sovereignty, national union boring. That's hot. If I had
another kid, I name my kid that, let's tweech his
own sexy as hell. So Land of Lincoln is what
just some bragging the state nickname stunse plate. I've been
to Lincoln's house in Illinois. Were just bragging, Uh, Craig,
(50:06):
any anything folks should look out for in the coming days, weeks, months, Um,
I guess strange lights in the sky okay, fair enough, yep,
I'm dropping strange lights in the sky July twelve, beautiful track. Yeah.
(50:30):
Megan the Stallion and Bob Dilan are both guesting on that.
Are there any state nicknames that are like insulting, like hey,
like fatty, like you know, like do they have those
kind of nicknames? Jersey's state nickname is fuck you looking at? Okay? Yeah, uh,
thank you for asking. Joey Graherman two things. One I
(50:52):
just rewatched Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Check it out, can't can.
Going back to our first point, someone mentioned in the
suggestions of Gary's uh CNN anchor. Yeah, I know for
a fact he was in uh Amazon Primes animated series
(51:12):
called Invincible and then one of the episodes he plays
a television anchor reporting on what's happening and it's tragic
what he's reporting on in the show. But I laughed
a lot was that at Yeah, I don't remember. You're
probably a Chris I think you are. There's like a
couple of rock characters they don't speak, you know what.
(51:38):
Less moment about that he has a nun speaking rolling
and animated. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's when you know
you should don't stink in fact. Uh, And let's thank
our pretty an engineer, the stars, Mr Duganberg, the fine
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folks that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock,
and um, I'm damn excited that you were able to
join us and give us a listen. Please tell everyone
you ever ever met. Also, if you wouldn't mind continuing
to be as kind to each other as humanly possible,
I would personally appreciate that, and we're asked to do so.
(52:22):
Please mask if you would so. Until next time,
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