October 5, 2021 • 49 mins
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Blimpo the Clown joins MCU.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, come back to Alchemy. Is I'm your host? Kevin
Pollock guessed that Kevin Pollock was that this Thursday. No,
I'm sorry, I got yeah. I mean if you're if
you're moving to a new place on the weekend, you know, no, no,
sorry to Kenny this week come on putty a little notice.
No not next weekend? Dude, Why are you being get dicked?
(00:23):
But I digress. Let's meet o Calchemy shown me in
no particular order. Let's quickly check on the Craig at
Cows for his fall movie preview. Coo coow, Kevin. So
many movies coming out this fall this autumn. Uh, We've
got uh, We've got m c U, We've got uh Fast,
We've got Furious, We've got new Wes Anderson was all
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shot at a small town in France. It is all
uh centered. Uh, it's very if, it's very balanced. Um,
I am not going to see anything in the movie theater.
I'm not paying for it on my fucking TV. I
already paid too much for all these streaming platforms, so
I'm gonna wait several months until they're free. I would
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encourage Fox to go to the movies that you you
asked me from my preview. Thank you for your preview,
and now it's all greet Chris Aperado, the pie guy.
I'm guessing zero regrets for meeting half Acasco Pie live
on Instagram. But were there any after effects? There were
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um as. I think I've made it clear. I'm I'm sober.
I don't I don't drink booze or do drugs um
and going to bed that night, I felt this kind
of like uh rush and my eyes are getting read.
It felt like a like a blood sugar issue, or
like a blood pressure issue, I should say. And in
the morning, listen, I've had headaches and stuff are been sick.
(01:52):
In the morning, my mouth was dry and my head hurt,
very reminiscent of a hangover. And I've been told, I've
been told that when people stop drinking beer, specifically, there's
a lot of sugar and beer that they like, they
tend to eat a lot of they tend to eat
more sugar. And I think that's that was it I felt.
And it was for about two full days, a lingering
hangover headache. I think it was all the sugar. It
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wasn't enough to slow you down. That night I feared
I was like this is it? But I picked one
up yesterday and it's funny those of you wondering the
Costco pie almost, if not arguably, twice as big as
a regular part. Thank you for clarifying that. I feel
like people don't understand that thing. I don't think they did. Know. Hey,
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there's Gary Anthony Wayne boy about Costco pies. That's they
call They called me that seriously from the uh, from
when I was thirty five to thirty nine, that's the
only name I went by speaking of food at Costco.
There's a lost leader on the outer outer opportunity for
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a hot dog or pizza. But it leads me to
my question. I've written down for you, how many hot
dogs have you eaten this year? Give or takes three,
that would be zero? That's correct. I am a worldwide
vegan uh, and I haven't even had a vegan vegan
hot dog this year. I did have a vegan sausage
with a friend of mine. I don't know if if
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that counts, I'll say too okay, but so a hot dog.
I haven't had a good hot dog inside my mouth.
And uh, I'm on my way since before hot dogs
with them bringing you dogs. I don't care which way,
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I don't know. I don't care. If it's a it's
a If it's a pant dog, are a bun? And
then I don't care if you bring anyone bringing that's right,
that's right. I would love to bite into a vegan
sausage and have it tastes like a carrot. That would
be there. Now care a lot of you know how
they're making vestiable stuff that tastes like meats and now
making a lot of meat stuff that tastes like vegetables.
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This is what I want, Yeah, this is what I want. Yeah,
look out, it's James anytime, Jennifer Love he need Uh
your your your favorite? What Kevin? Write what you think,
not what you know? Um? Oh, what was your favorite
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class in high school? And why? Um? Wow? That's uh,
let's see. I guess that are to go. That's tough.
I didn't really like the classes. I really enjoyed the
in between stuff like all like, uh, I guess it
would be creative writing. I enjoyed creative writing. Yes, if
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I could go back to high school now, I would
probably stick out, But I think I would enjoy history
class a lot more because as an adult, I've really
gotten into history. But as a high schooler, I just
tuned out and I didn't relate to it. Yep. I
think a lot of your creative, if not comedy people
would agree. That was certainly my experience. And when a
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teacher really gave a ship and taught creative writing, I
was also dialed in. Taught Mark Twain, specifically the Samuel
Clemens Years, the entire semester that's always there, and that
changed my my brain. Uh. And last, but only one
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chopstick for you if you think at least it's Joey
care come drunk love. How do you imagine your first
day and or night in federal prison? Uh? Well, pretty good,
because I'm I'm the dean. I'm gonna be the dean
and let me running it. You know it's gonna be chill.
And I this is the thing people always get federal
prison to beat rap, all right, And I want to
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change the tone, right, So change the conversation exactly. So
in stead of stairs, we're gonna have slides. And uh
the way you how do I get back up? Oh?
How do I get back up? I'll just slid down?
How do I get back up? You already thought about
your dumbass. All right, Christ, what does the prison dean's
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you do in keeping it alive. Except Joey, he's really
holding you back. So the truth, I think it's I'll
just take my leave. Yeah, show yourself out. Here's this
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person's suggestion. I'm anticipating, Chris is ire. A person's farts
smell exactly like different fast food, so no one knows
why they keep smelling Subway or taco bell randomly. Well,
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I was, I was over there. Sorry, no time? What time? Sorry?
What time do they do? Uh? So we could stop
talking at that. That's exactly what I was about to
say that. I was also going to get in there.
I was, and so, um, do we want complete silence
among us in the backyard here so they don't or
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do we want them to sort of sense something? And
that's why did you order Subway? And then we yell surprised?
I didn't know. I didn't notice. It doesn't even be
here to left. Did they get here in the surprise party? Stuff?
That's exacting, because that's going to ruin the party. There's
I'm gonna check the front. I'm gonna check the front, Tim, Tim,
are you checking the front for subway? Yeah, I'm gonna
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go to the front to see either the subway. Okay,
he's a fast food fan. I I saw he. I
think he's just a phantom thing. No, no, thinks he smells.
I smell. But you know, I'm gonna go check the
side and see if this subway over there. Okay, Well,
I know we watched the movie, but maybe we can
hang out in the car for like fifteen minutes and
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just like chat. It's your birthday, so let's have like
a birthday chat in my car. Well yeah, where we're
right here at my place though, Yeah, but let's just
talk like we never get to talk. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
And we kind of sat there in silence, you know,
for two hours at that movie. And I was double
mass too, because I'm so paranoid. Am I going to
the movies? You know? Which is I think it's good?
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I think it's good. I just hope we didn't get
COVID at the movies. No, no, no, I feel like
that concessions guy was safe. That's a good question. Now
I feel like he's probably already had it once or twice.
It looks like he's had it. Yeah, he's got jumped.
One second, Hey, what's up here? Are you guys just
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in the movies? Were we in them? Yeah? Are you
guys just in the movies? But we went we were
like forty five minutes away. We went to a movie
for five minutes away. How would you know that? Oh?
What do you think of it? You don't even know
what we saw? Okay, okay, we definitely got COVID from
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that guy. Okay. Did she ask him if they want
to do her movie podcast? Yeah? Okay, let's record it
in the car. We followed them all the way here.
They're not gonna come back to our least. They said that,
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you need to ask Hold on, Jesus, there, we're not.
We're not rolling down the window. We hear you. I
need to talk to you. Rule out the window. I
can hear you find can you can you can hear us? Right?
(11:23):
Apparently barely we do we do a movie podcast where
we find strangers to saw movies with us, we find
unrelated perspectives on it. That's kind of a good way.
Are you. Are you too, sick guys? Yeah? Shit, I'm
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a Patreon subscribertor just who's sick guys? Oh, it's great,
all right, Franklin, So you met the two sick guys
and you're gonna bring him into the office today, Is there?
It right? Yep? Yeah, I'm glad you're talking Franklin to
day because that's sound of a bit. Promised me last
year that he knew some other guys that was gonna
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make this broadcast go through the roof, and he's shown me. Well,
before you open that trap of yours, didn't I tell
you there's no eating in this office? I told you that, right?
Can I speak now? I'm just saying, who's got you
tootle in their pockets? Who's got you potle in their pockets? Oh? Everybody, everybody,
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let's do what we always have to do. Take your
turn him in sid as we're doing. This is the
point of clarification. The reason why I'm speaking for Franklin
is because after we met the two sick guys, well,
let's just say we had a time, okay, at a
time he lost his voice. I'm gonna pat you down now,
there's nothing in your pockets. Could you get Franklin to
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also turn his pockets and shut out because he doesn't
do shit. I tell him, Jim, Just so I'm on
the same page, I think, I like what your head's
at here. What exactly is a a new item of
chapot called the pocket Chipotle? What what is it will
be selling? Well, it's pretty simple. It's like a burrito.
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Actually it is a burrito, but the tortillas shell is
really thick, and it's the tutilla shell is really thick.
It's thick enough that it's gonna be able to survive
the random things in the person's pocket without being punctured.
And you don't have to worry about beans or anything
getting in your pockets because it's a thick tortilla shell. Right.
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But the sales point, we're telling people take it with
you in your pocket. Yeah, that's what here here, I've
got one in my pocket and actually, believe it or not,
it keeps pretty warm. It's not hot. But okay, I
know you're a big fan of the thirties and baggy
pants in general, but the kids aren't really doing the
kind of a tight pant. Look, Franklin, you can't go.
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You can't go to the podcast right now. Schedule for later.
We got a head into your place in about thirty seconds.
I can't believe we just met sick guys. I should
get them the hook up because I know a guy
who who produces podcast. Oh yeah, maybe he's very particular
about what kind of food you can bring into the
office because they're they're awork. I'm so sorry to interrupted.
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I'm just at the house to two doors down and
uh didn't mean they interrupt. Did you did you drop up?
Do do do do? Don't do? Do do do do
do do do do don't don't do did you did
you drug do do do? Do? I know you, I
know that guy. Franklin. Yeah, it's holy shit, you know
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it's it's it's Josh Colonel. How are you by? Josh Colonel?
Are you been? Man? That's great to see you. I
was just it was literally just thinking about you. Did
you make me appear? Okay? I guess I manifested you.
We get Josh, Colonel. Josh has been gone for a
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while now, this this surprise party should be starting, and
I don't know where the funk is. I went around front.
I didn't find any subway around there, and I certainly
didn't see Josh anywhere. He's just it's like he's gone.
Well he can't just be gone, so he's here somewhere.
Did you check both shitters? Yeah? Of course I checked
the ship? Is this number one on me? Do you
know that? Remember that Bible thing where there's two sets
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of footprints in the sand and then there's only whether.
I followed his footprints, and suddenly his footprints weren't there anymore,
so either Jesus picked him up and floated away with him.
I don't even do you know you can change that ringer?
You can't. I can't. I have to do. It's me, Hey,
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it's me. Are you ready? I'm sorry? This is me. Hello?
Are you talking to I? Just? Are we ready? Oh?
Oh oh oh? Are we ready for? What? Ye colonel
getting the car man? No? No? What am I am?
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I real? Are we ready? Are we ready? That? Did I?
Did I hear Josh? Colonel with you? Yeah? I've got
Josh and Franklin. I just want to know if we are,
If you're ready, Josh, did you eat Arthur Treatur's fish
and Chip? And that has seen one. Chris's character ended
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up being the single worst person to organize getting the
person there for their surprise party. Are we ready? Everyone
else is playing playing Billy Daly over here, and I'm
trying to get the guy the man to his party.
That I appreciate it. Uh seemed to come from listener
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Charlie m th h u e n t e, Greg
th h u e n t ea one more time
th u e n t e. There we go. It's
one day to block who wrote I just started to listen.
(17:12):
I was definite not fun or maybe tuned. I like
to let's go with Charlie tune. I've just to listen
to these podcasts and now you've just finished while I'm
at work, and I love them so much. I would
enjoy a scene about how Blimpo the Clown will will
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join the m c U in phase seven if this
hasn't already been done. Love your podcast, Charlie. Uh So,
let's see if everybody signed in? Has everyone signed in?
If you haven't signed in, there's a sheet up front
you've got we're supposed to respond, or if you haven't
signed in. There's a shade up front. I need your name,
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the time of your appointment, and your agents name if
you have one. So if we if we signed in,
do we say anything or not? Have you signed in, sir? Yeah? Okay,
thank you? If you have. Aren't you a cop? Were
talking to No? This this guy I'm sitting next to this.
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You have to tell him. If you are, it's you.
You're the cop. You're the cop. It's you. I know,
you know the guy who just said I reckon. Dude,
you brought me in downtown. Once you're interrogated me, you're
blimple right, Yeah, yeah, it's probably not coming back to you,
but it's coming back to me real hard. Yep. You
had There was two other cops in that interrogation room,
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and then you came in. Yeah, are you talking to me?
Are you talking to you? Are talking to No? Stay
out of this cloud. You're a cop. Now, I'm a cloud.
I mean an audition for a cloud. I don't mean
to eavesdrop, but I got into a little bit of
trouble a few years back, and you interrogated me. Also,
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there was a good cop, there was a bad cop,
and then there was a clown cop and I gotta
be I'm gonna Actually, you made the interrogation a lot better.
I I felt like I felt like it was easier
to talk to you. Guys. I'm sorry, but I just
walked in. Have you asked for the signings yet? I
have a signed in? Yet? They did it? They didn't you?
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I am not. I am auditioning for a part a
couple of years ago. Now, let's we just need something real. Okay,
I get it. These are characters in the comic book,
but can we for once get an actual hero and
put them on slow down? What's your idea of real?
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe uh, someone with
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swords or that's just stupid. Um. And I know y'all
in the middle of a big movie uh conversation because
I overheard you when I was on table seven. Can
I get you either a sweet tea or a tea
with sweetener? A note tea at all? Just some water
with some lemon on the side. That was your three
chart switch one with what do you having? Mr? Real? Uh? Shit?
(20:10):
Do you don't have any soda or anything? Okay, I'm
gonna go with it again. Sweet tea tea with sweetener
water with some lemon on the side. It's okay. I
guess just the tea, the sweet tea, sweet tea. Okay,
and you well you said tea with sweetness, so I
could also have that tea without sweetener. It's got I'm
(20:30):
gonna bring it with the sweeten on the side. It's
gonna have sweeten on the side. Yeah, all right, I'll
have that. Okay, enjoy your movie. Talk. Thank you? What
about that? He's real? He's real? Movie? Yeah? Mr Sword? Bullshit?
Was I'm just spitballing. Okay, I'm just trying to think
of something here. Okay, Now, you're very passionate, which I appreciate,
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and will you keep driving home this real word? So
give me what's real? Paul. What's gonna happen after for seven? Well,
we're gonna do phase eight, nine and ten. What do
you think? Look at that? Look at that. There's no
passionate on fire. But if we give people reason to watch,
so we picked one of them to be in the movie,
and then everyone goes, oh shit, I could do this.
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That's what I'm saying. Why not is that what you're saying,
Because that's what I'm saying. Alright, that's never worked like
an idea. Why don't we make that server a villain?
All right, here you go, guys, Here is your sweet tea.
And have you ever acted before? Yes? I have fantastic
Do you have like I do? I have representation, I
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have a hit shot and a resume, and I have
two scripts I have written. Okay, you have those already
on you. Okay, look, friends, I don't know what to
tell you. I just get audition. I'm blimp of the
clown and you know, uh, I notice went out there
looking for Alright, alright, alright, I just I recognize you.
What I'm I mean one of the odds three actors
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would have been committed or have been accused of committing
a crime. And we're all interrogated by a clown. And
then part is I did some violent ship too. When
you interrogate me real violence ship? Well we're are you
here for who me? No? I'm just here to watch
the audience. Are you talking to me? I'm talking a
blimpo for the clown. Do you want to run some
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you want to run some lines? All right, I'm a
I'm also going off for the clown, but I'll read. Well,
we can we can switch. We'll switch so you'll read
the the FBI director first and I'll read the sounds good,
all right. If you weren't there, then where were you?
I was in my car with a bunch of other clowns. Damn, damn.
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It's not a lot in that scene. I mean, I
think sometimes the mock I just can I just I
mean I was innocent and I didn't get charged. What
violent stuff? Did you? Who me? Talking about me? Yeah?
Several things? Man, that skin stuff? Can I oh my god,
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boom boom did this guy do to jail? Let's write it,
let's rite it. I might par I might paraphrise, paraphrase
that FBI line, just to make in my own, just
to make okay, okay, So if you weren't there, where
were you? I was, well, I was in the car
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with a bunch of other clowns. That's good. You do
a paraphrase too, can do well done. It looks like it's, uh,
you know, been fifteen months, your parole is over. Uh.
I know you were going out to some auditions and
all that stuff, and uh, I was wondering if maybe
before you know, we end our parole paroly relationship. We
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could run a a couple of scenes. I'm you know, man, Yeah, great, great? So, um,
I'm just so nervous. God, oh god, there's a there's
a deer out here, there's no skin on it. Oh,
this was just what the fund is that? That's crazy? Alright,
(24:20):
So let's uh, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah,
I told you this whole time that I want to
go be inactive. But I really want to do is
tracked down that motherfucking cop that questioned me and killed
that motherfucker. Just come on down, Jesus. Mean, you can't
tell me that thing. Man, you can't tell me. I'm
just fucking lines. Oh okay, okay, okay, what is that
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Dawn that confuses me? Dawn? Hey? Alright, So who's who's
up next? Who signed it next? That's me? Blimpo's are
you talking to me? No? Okay, all right, Blimpo. Listen.
Um a couple of notes before we head in there. Uh,
the director is looking for real okay, like mumble core,
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like do early do plos stuff. This is a Marvel movie, right,
He's taken it in a new direction. Okay, you know what,
I'm not gonna give you too much but that's just
just that's the tone of it. There's also there's not
a lot to this scene, right, there's not a lot
to chew on it. It's in exchange. Come on in, Hi, everybody,
(25:31):
I have blimpo here. That's hi everyone, Blimpo. Not a cop.
I'm a cloud, not a cop. Okay, alright, I'll be
reading the scene unless director, do you have any thoughts
before we get started? But I tell you what I
what I wanted under the little very realistic and yeah,
(25:52):
give me deep. I'm gonna close my eyes and I
want to be there all right, here we go, Okay,
get the director is asking me to be real, but
I stopped here for one second. Yes, okay, what I say,
I want you to be real. I am saying I
don't want to see or hear a performance. Okay, but
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you're you're a talking pug. So it's just it's hard
to reconcile be real with a little dog who can
talk and telling me that the size is relevant. Hi. Um,
I saw that the clown went in before me. I
had signed in before the clown. So I don't know
if there was like if there was something maybe scheduling.
(26:38):
You were a guy in the back that was asking
the question. Uh huh yeah, so maybe that slowed down
things a little bit for you. About that. Oh okay, yeah,
your name is written down. What how was your appointment? Um?
My appointment was for about forty five minutes ago. Is
at eleven o'clock. We're running about forty eight minutes behind,
so we're close. Okay, so about three minute I think,
(27:01):
let's say, okay, okay, great, I'll just take a seat
and seen. Um all right, maybe I threw you off
a little when they said down here, hey, down here, yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah,
I see you. God hard to miss me. Ah, what
I what I said, I want to I don't want
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to see or hear of performance. What I really meant
was I want to believe what you say. Okay, because
last time I said and did nothing, I just stood
there still. That's that's how I interpreted. I don't want
to see a performance at all. Right, And I didn't
really believe that, okay. I felt you were all right? Good? No, good? No?
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Why are you sharpening that knife? There's no knife prop
in that? Should I have brought a knife? Quote? You
should have brought a knife. Man carry a knife? Were
you not in the scout. No, yeah, need do you
think I could use your knife during my audition? If
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a man doesn't give another man is a knife, then
a man doesn't truly trust another man. That's that's a
long way to say, of course you could use my knife, right,
I should have just said, of course, let's try it again.
Let's try that again. Shi just asked me again, Just
ask me. Part of me, everybody, part of me. Everybody's
sorry to interrupt. Um, it's been a new development. Um
(28:25):
we've had this is unusual. We've had a booking in
the room. Looking in the room. Uh blimpo. The clown
just got the part in the room. So those of
you that are just hanging out here, um, no need.
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Can we auditioned to be the director or producers who
hung this man up by his arms? There's skin missing missing, sir,
method or not? The has been the role has been cast. Look, Sorge,
(29:06):
I I went in undercover and they booked me for
the movie. I don't I don't know what to tell you. Look, Sorge, Sorge,
We're gonna find this deer skin killer at some point,
Like I know he was close. I just don't know
where your head chat Okay, Blimpo, I felt like you
were supposed to go and call me Carl. I don't.
I don't want to call your Carl, Blimpo. You're a
(29:27):
hero to something. I'm not in the makeup right now, Sorgein.
But I gotta go to Atlanta for nine months. They
also got me a personal trainer. I gotta get ripped.
I gotta get ripped. Well, you gotta just shide for
yourself right here and right now. Do you want to
be at MC you actor or you want to be
a hero MC? You act? Don I think this is exciting.
(29:52):
I mean, I am totally down. Just go to Atlanta.
Let's let's take that by storm. You know, I think
Hollywood too saturated, right, I mean, this is it. Listen it,
don I'm with it. Let's let's do let's let's do this. Huh.
Oh my god, I feel juice, you know, bringing theater
back into the onto onto the screen, and the screen
back into theater. Oh god, oh are you sleep on?
(30:17):
Let's just turn the music. No, no, no, I'm sorry, man,
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you first. Yeah
you want to go to Atlanta? Yeah your idea? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's up? What's up? A great idea. I just added
a lot of changes of hearts. Man, my heart has
been changed. Well what happened? Had an event? I don't
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know if I could say more than that, and an
event event horizon events like gala, all of those Jesus. Yeah.
So my father owns acres in Atlanta. If you want
to go there, you can have all of them. Come on,
(31:06):
and you can't take a couple of radio down there,
start your own studio, whatever you need to do. I'm
just handing a vent. I'm out. I'm tapping out of
the business and tapping out them out. None of the
doors are locked. Do not roll out of the car. Okay,
just why don't Why don't we just just maybe talk
about it on the drive. Maybe you'll have it, maybe
you'll have another change of heart, or maybe we can
have a new event now. Huh sure, Yeah that makes
(31:29):
you feel better. Yeah, let's pretend. Let's pretend I'll change
Let's why why don't we just stop at that subway
have have a couple of foot long talking over. That's great,
let's do that. Let's stop in the subway. Blimpo, blimpo
over here, Blimpo over here Weekly Talent, Hi, Blimpo, I
just want to say, why are you asking? Huge fan,
(31:51):
huge fan now, juge fan of Talent Weekly? Thank you,
thank you? Now. How do you feel about the correlation
between your riseing face and rising crime? Well, there's a
correlation that does not imply a causation. I'm booking, I'm
booking more work as an actor. I don't know what
(32:12):
I would have to do with the rising crime. Yeah yeah.
How do you feel about the name Carl Carl? Yeah?
Blimp Oh? How do you feel about the name Carl
for like a clown or like, I don't know, somebody
(32:35):
going to undercover trying to trick the world face? Well,
I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm merely a clown
who is now the lead in a huge Marvel tent
pole movie. I really should not be having a press converence.
I've got ten hours of motion capture that I gotta
do later today, have you, Mr Blimple? Right, Yeah, I'm
(33:00):
just I'm your training. We're gonna do it, but at
least two hours in the morning, two hours in the
f a oon not so. We're gonna start off with
some light stuff all right, give me like sixty push ups.
I've been I've been stress eating. Uh, it's been. It's
really tough. Like this is more than I could handle.
I did a two hour press conference today for no reason.
(33:22):
I would say, for no reason. It's true. Let's we're
gonna start you on a strictly cam boot your diet.
You're isn't that a little sugary? Yeah, you'd be surprised.
We've got different flavors. They're all unsweetened. No sugar. Oh
so not GT S Huh No, No, you're gonna love
the natural time blamp. I don't know what's going on,
but some of these articles are coming out are really
(33:43):
gonna really gonna hurt the franchise. Okay, so we're gonna
need you to go out there and do some public PR,
all right, public public relations, public public relations, because I
was I was doing private PR for a while, and
that's how you're saying. You're saying, I gotta take that
PR public. Look. Mr Fake does not like the idea
(34:05):
that one of his actors is causing crimes. What did
you call him? Paul Fake? Oh, Paul Fake is directing
its directing the Marvel movie. I did not I did
I realize that. Okay, yes, yes, so he's Mr Fake.
Sit sit, sit, go boy, go boy, Scotch you scotch Ally.
(34:29):
You're so funny, so fun he's so talented. So that
little pug with the designer suit in the boat, I
was Paul fake. I'll tell you who's gonna be in
the room at all. It's not like the police, So
they don't have to do that. They don't, I describe.
(34:49):
That's a myth to hey, sarge. Yeah, I know things
have been tough arongd here lately. He ye, they've been tough.
I was wondering if maybe, um, maybe I got audition
for the role of clown in the interrogation room, since
I know that's been lacking around here lately. Do you
think we have an audition process? Come here, come here,
(35:11):
my boy. Yeah, I have white cream makeup. Give me,
what are you gonna do? Oh? What do you do
with that white cream? Yeah? That magup is not gonna stay.
It's just cream. Look, look, okay, I got the part.
You didn't. I'm just saying it's melting on your body. Here.
(35:34):
You're good. You're a good cop. Who's bad cop today?
Because I'm clown cop. God, we've got a return clients.
I believe he's we need somebody to interrogate him. Um,
he's got a knife, flat blood. He's in the interrogation
room now, return client. I'm just good cops, so I'm
(35:56):
trying to be friendly about it. He's a bad guy.
He's a bad guy. Folk. Oh, what's happening? All right?
Clown copple? All right? Jergens in the face, it's in
your eyes? Is that a scene too? Oh? Man? Patron
(36:22):
v I P. Jared Lewis gives us this next scene,
He wrote, I continue to love the show. How about that?
It continues for Jared. His scene suggestion is the uncle
hotline and follow up comment whatever came out of the
review corner. Kevin asked Craig about whatever whenever came out
of that that we keep doing it because it's funny.
(36:44):
It makes me laugh. The uncle hot line, look us
uncle hot line. Hi, I'm looking for some uncle the advice. Yeah,
of course this is the uncle hot line. But you
got handle advice we give. My parents just keep arguing
(37:06):
and I'm wondering if there's something I can do, And
I'm thinking, are you a nephew? Or a niece. I'm
a I'm a son. Okay, I need you to hang
up this phone. If you're not an uncle, this is
exclusively for uncle. You need to call some of the hotline.
I was trying to get out of advice. Hold on,
you stay on the line. I'm going to answer this.
Do you just listen to this? Yes? Hello, uncle, hotline. Hi,
(37:29):
I'm looking for some funcal advice a phone uncle, your
uncle or your fune uncle. Uh no, I'm a nephew. Okay, look, look,
get off this. Both of you get on the line
at the same time. This is a line exclusively for
uncle's calling in who need advice or just emotional support
or have advice to get to others, nephews and kids
(37:52):
and sons. It's not for you guys. Okay, say hello, hey, yeah,
give me a cup of coffee. Man, this is killing
me today. What's going on? The kids are calling in? Man,
then I don't these kids are calling in. We need
to do some kind of better advertising. But what we're
doing here, yeah, I don't know. I mean everyone, all
(38:13):
the people haven't getting the same thing. It's just not uncle.
People wanting to connect with the brother of their father
and it's we haven't gotten a single uncle one none. Alright, everybody,
thanks for meeting up. So there's been some concerns raised
recently about the clients. They repeat, customers, repeat customers. Yeah, yes,
(38:36):
so um um, I understand here, I'm looking at the
common cards that have been uh pulled out of the box.
What did they say? You know? You can move up?
Terry got back here. There's also there's like a hundred
empty seats between you and the back of the room.
And that's something else. Look how many uncles we've been dropping? Huh?
(38:59):
I mean this pleasures to be filled with uncle was
only five of us? All. You could not swing an
aunt without hitting an uncle. And now I didn't get
a single uncle. Call all right then, and are you
a uncle? Are you and uncle lou I own the
business an uncle? Simple question, Louke. I'm working on it.
(39:19):
My sisters, my sisters. My sister is trying to have
a baby, okay, And you're not working on and you're
just patiently waiting for your sister to get knocked up. Look,
all I'm saying is I hear you letting clear? What
do you when you're working on it? Are you fix
and watching them, what the hell's going on? I'm not
forcing them, but I'm watching. I didn't expect you to
(39:43):
come over today. One's happening. Jerry Louse here, my brother.
We we come inside. Let's dinner together. Okay, great, thanks? Thanks?
Wow you look pretty today? Thank you? Scared? Where's where's
your Jerry's setting the table and we were just about
to eat his perfect timing. Well, Jerry lose here, brother
(40:09):
in law. Hello, all right, I'm just gonna come into you.
Hey man, good to see you. What's going on? Nothing?
I just want to see what's up. Hey? You ever?
Um if you go to a gas station? Sure? What
kind of question is that? I guess a dumb one?
You ever? Um? You ever try any of these white
Rhino pills? White Rhino by your your sponsor guessing? No, dude,
(40:35):
take one of these fucking things gonna happen. Well, LOUI,
I wanted to contact you first before I had uh
respond to your sister. But Terry's not doing well? What
do you mean, Jerry? You can sit back least. Yeah,
let's let's get some dude. Terry's not doing well. They
don't know what toxicology is running right now, they're not sure,
(40:57):
but the psychology reporting. Oh thank you, okay, thank you
so much. All these just these just a whole bunch
of circles. You just drew a whole bunch of circles. Okay,
this isn't good. This isn't good. Is it because he
was um? He was sex and too hard? I would
(41:18):
be a hard thing. But is that there's that dude?
Is interesting? Bumping or rhino pip? What is this generic
farm of the white rhino pills that you can look? Doctor? Doctor?
Can I ask you a really difficult question? Okay, are
(41:40):
you an uncle? I am? Yeah, Holy sh it, um?
And now a personal question? How much money do you
make being a doctor? Seven eight million dollars a day? So, Lou,
I'm supposed to take advice from you, a non uncle,
to tell me and uncle how to give advice to
other uncles. No, we're calling in. No, we're saying, man,
(42:03):
it's just nuts. Come on, I was okay, I'm going
to fix it right now. Now. How did you let
me read the comment cards two weeks ago when this
all started, you would know that I have a little
bit of a budget, and that budget is going to
go to new advertising, and I'm giving you good, good, good.
I'm giving you six seven hundred bucks to make a
new commercial to get two things. We need more in
(42:27):
this room, well for the production and we need people
to know only uncles can call. Yeah, but we get
that kind of money or is it all go to
pool the whole production to six or seven hundred bucks? Yeah?
Dr Murphy, which you step into my office place. Yes,
I know you are, by the way, thanks for singing.
(42:49):
There's just too much sadness in this hospital. I feel
the same way. I know you are up for a
raise this year, So we would like to go ahead
and just have a quick talk a quickly because we
like to say around and then sure and then just
let's discuss. Let's discussing a raise. You've been doing a
fantastic job here at the hospital. Now in informs of
(43:13):
financial payment, you have a family that you're supporting. Yeah,
I'm gonna slide a piece of paper over with a
number that we'd like to offer you in a raise,
and then you just not or not or nay as
we say again, slide Okay, let's you can look at this. Hello, Uh,
you know six million more dollars? Do I want that?
(43:35):
A day? You look at you. You want to get
paid seven to eight million, then yes, but I would
also like if you want to bump it up in
a couple of mill I'll take that a little oil spill,
take it up. Hey, sis, Um, sorry to hear about Jerry.
I just don't know what happened. He never did drugs before.
(43:58):
I'll be at the funeral for sure, but I wanted
to I want to introduce you to my buddy. This
is Jake, Jake. This my sister, Jakes six pack Jake choke.
Sure your stomach it looks like this. We got two
hours in the morning, two hours at night. Thank you
(44:19):
guys coming over. I'm sorry. I just wanted to know
that I want to let you know that I'm there
for you. He brought your favorite rosetne. Oh wow. Yeah,
So I'm gonna step out for a sec and let
you too, just you know, grieve together. Thanks Jake. Your
(44:39):
muscles are probably pretty sore because your husband just died.
That feels nice. Yeah, I loved my husband. He was
just something special, you know. Uh, we were trying. Not
in your right shoulder. Oh, I don't know if that's
not that hurts. When doctor we have a patient just
came in her right shoulder as exploded something about it immediately. Yes, yes,
(45:02):
of course, of course, all right. I put her in
an emergency room right now. We're gonna do emergency surgery
probably on the never mind doctor if she she didn't
make it, alright, Uncle's um so are you an uncle? Yeah,
lou are you? Uh? What's the deal here, buddy? What's
going on? And we finished that commercial? That's what I
(45:24):
want to that's what I want to see. Um, let's see.
Let's let's see what you can. You can see all
six under bucks right up there on that screen. I'll
press play. Then good graphics, good graphics. There's no sound.
Damn got that shit. All's back like he's doing insane
(45:50):
good things would have been subtitles or something. Mhmm. You
can see we're all dressed as famous uncles. There's a
Sam Wiggly Buck Tom guys. No, it's the phone. It's
the hot line. Yeah, uncle, hot line. Can I help you? Yeah?
(46:15):
You killed my brother Jerry. I'm sorry you and uncle? Yeah.
Oh yeah, go ahead, talk on, talk on. Yes, yeah,
fuckers killed my brother Ja Terry for the back of
the room. That's our show for today. Oh, uncle Ken
(46:38):
Kevin just answers what's up? Ye, yep, what's up? Lame
ist shit ever, I want to thank you to every
one of you for not being as lame James he
need thank you so much, my brother, thank you for
thanking me. It's been a pleasure. And as an uncle,
(47:01):
I found that that was a really relatable last scene. Yeah,
and thank you for that. Christo Varado, thank you, Thank
you man. I was just thinking how funny that video
was that we posted with the with the bus exploding.
That was incredible. Incredible. Yeah, and by funny you mean
(47:25):
messed up. Oh, come on, it's all. That was the
hardest I had left in months, if not yours. That's
good for something, That's good for a lot of things.
Creig Atkowski, I am an uncle five times over and
the amount of work that I had to do to
ensure that I become an uncle, Like, let's just say that,
(47:46):
I'm I'm glad that I've moved on from that. Yes. Yeah.
For each of the kids, which of the nieces and
Nevil named Joey Griman, thank you as well. Thank you
(48:07):
for having me. You know, if there's one thing I
want everyone to do, especially during these times. Check this,
check out out Chemy, this Instagram, you know maybe maybe
the maybe the reddit. Alright, Alchemy, this pod fair enough
and definitely definitely join up. You know on the patroon
you're gonna get a bonus in. There's all kinds of
bonus crap. I mean, why not, Gary, Hi man, my
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regards to the state of Michigan. Yeah, I'm in Michigan
right now. It is let me tell you, and and
you probably know this because you do the road a lot.
Anything you want in Michigan they hand it to you.
Like it's like literally given whatever you need. What's that
(48:53):
song with a If you go down to the river
that you're gonna find some people who whatever, I got
no money, people on the river happy. That's how it
is in Michigan, Like seriously, like rolling on something. They're
here for you. Where are you on the state. You're
the elbow. You're the asy ash elbow of Michigan. Love it,
(49:16):
Love you all, And to our wonderful producer and engineer
to the stars, Mr Doug Bain. Find folks that I
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and every damn one of you for checking us out.
Telling everyone you've ever met all about us and for
your support. Please be kind to each other, so until
next time,
Well, come back to Alchemy. Is I'm your host? Kevin
Pollock guessed that Kevin Pollock was that this Thursday. No,
I'm sorry, I got yeah. I mean if you're if
you're moving to a new place on the weekend, you know, no, no,
sorry to Kenny this week come on putty a little notice.
No not next weekend? Dude, Why are you being get dicked?
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But I digress. Let's meet o Calchemy shown me in
no particular order. Let's quickly check on the Craig at
Cows for his fall movie preview. Coo coow, Kevin. So
many movies coming out this fall this autumn. Uh, We've
got uh, We've got m c U, We've got uh Fast,
We've got Furious, We've got new Wes Anderson was all
(00:48):
shot at a small town in France. It is all
uh centered. Uh, it's very if, it's very balanced. Um,
I am not going to see anything in the movie theater.
I'm not paying for it on my fucking TV. I
already paid too much for all these streaming platforms, so
I'm gonna wait several months until they're free. I would
(01:11):
encourage Fox to go to the movies that you you
asked me from my preview. Thank you for your preview,
and now it's all greet Chris Aperado, the pie guy.
I'm guessing zero regrets for meeting half Acasco Pie live
on Instagram. But were there any after effects? There were
(01:31):
um as. I think I've made it clear. I'm I'm sober.
I don't I don't drink booze or do drugs um
and going to bed that night, I felt this kind
of like uh rush and my eyes are getting read.
It felt like a like a blood sugar issue, or
like a blood pressure issue, I should say. And in
the morning, listen, I've had headaches and stuff are been sick.
(01:52):
In the morning, my mouth was dry and my head hurt,
very reminiscent of a hangover. And I've been told, I've
been told that when people stop drinking beer, specifically, there's
a lot of sugar and beer that they like, they
tend to eat a lot of they tend to eat
more sugar. And I think that's that was it I felt.
And it was for about two full days, a lingering
hangover headache. I think it was all the sugar. It
(02:15):
wasn't enough to slow you down. That night I feared
I was like this is it? But I picked one
up yesterday and it's funny those of you wondering the
Costco pie almost, if not arguably, twice as big as
a regular part. Thank you for clarifying that. I feel
like people don't understand that thing. I don't think they did. Know. Hey,
(02:38):
there's Gary Anthony Wayne boy about Costco pies. That's they
call They called me that seriously from the uh, from
when I was thirty five to thirty nine, that's the
only name I went by speaking of food at Costco.
There's a lost leader on the outer outer opportunity for
(03:00):
a hot dog or pizza. But it leads me to
my question. I've written down for you, how many hot
dogs have you eaten this year? Give or takes three,
that would be zero? That's correct. I am a worldwide
vegan uh, and I haven't even had a vegan vegan
hot dog this year. I did have a vegan sausage
with a friend of mine. I don't know if if
(03:21):
that counts, I'll say too okay, but so a hot dog.
I haven't had a good hot dog inside my mouth.
And uh, I'm on my way since before hot dogs
with them bringing you dogs. I don't care which way,
(03:44):
I don't know. I don't care. If it's a it's
a If it's a pant dog, are a bun? And
then I don't care if you bring anyone bringing that's right,
that's right. I would love to bite into a vegan
sausage and have it tastes like a carrot. That would
be there. Now care a lot of you know how
they're making vestiable stuff that tastes like meats and now
making a lot of meat stuff that tastes like vegetables.
(04:06):
This is what I want, Yeah, this is what I want. Yeah,
look out, it's James anytime, Jennifer Love he need Uh
your your your favorite? What Kevin? Write what you think,
not what you know? Um? Oh, what was your favorite
(04:27):
class in high school? And why? Um? Wow? That's uh,
let's see. I guess that are to go. That's tough.
I didn't really like the classes. I really enjoyed the
in between stuff like all like, uh, I guess it
would be creative writing. I enjoyed creative writing. Yes, if
(04:48):
I could go back to high school now, I would
probably stick out, But I think I would enjoy history
class a lot more because as an adult, I've really
gotten into history. But as a high schooler, I just
tuned out and I didn't relate to it. Yep. I
think a lot of your creative, if not comedy people
would agree. That was certainly my experience. And when a
(05:11):
teacher really gave a ship and taught creative writing, I
was also dialed in. Taught Mark Twain, specifically the Samuel
Clemens Years, the entire semester that's always there, and that
changed my my brain. Uh. And last, but only one
(05:31):
chopstick for you if you think at least it's Joey
care come drunk love. How do you imagine your first
day and or night in federal prison? Uh? Well, pretty good,
because I'm I'm the dean. I'm gonna be the dean
and let me running it. You know it's gonna be chill.
And I this is the thing people always get federal
prison to beat rap, all right, And I want to
(05:52):
change the tone, right, So change the conversation exactly. So
in stead of stairs, we're gonna have slides. And uh
the way you how do I get back up? Oh?
How do I get back up? I'll just slid down?
How do I get back up? You already thought about
your dumbass. All right, Christ, what does the prison dean's
(06:13):
responsibilities as opposed to awarden? Uh? Keep all the frats
in line, all right? Keeps on Peture Creek, We goes on.
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or they wrote fucking old of me. They wrote, you
guys are awesome, thank you for all this podcast that
you do in keeping it alive. Except Joey, he's really
holding you back. So the truth, I think it's I'll
just take my leave. Yeah, show yourself out. Here's this
(08:06):
person's suggestion. I'm anticipating, Chris is ire. A person's farts
smell exactly like different fast food, so no one knows
why they keep smelling Subway or taco bell randomly. Well,
(08:31):
I was, I was over there. Sorry, no time? What time? Sorry?
What time do they do? Uh? So we could stop
talking at that. That's exactly what I was about to
say that. I was also going to get in there.
I was, and so, um, do we want complete silence
among us in the backyard here so they don't or
(08:52):
do we want them to sort of sense something? And
that's why did you order Subway? And then we yell surprised?
I didn't know. I didn't notice. It doesn't even be
here to left. Did they get here in the surprise party? Stuff?
That's exacting, because that's going to ruin the party. There's
I'm gonna check the front. I'm gonna check the front, Tim, Tim,
are you checking the front for subway? Yeah, I'm gonna
(09:13):
go to the front to see either the subway. Okay,
he's a fast food fan. I I saw he. I
think he's just a phantom thing. No, no, thinks he smells.
I smell. But you know, I'm gonna go check the
side and see if this subway over there. Okay, Well,
I know we watched the movie, but maybe we can
hang out in the car for like fifteen minutes and
(09:34):
just like chat. It's your birthday, so let's have like
a birthday chat in my car. Well yeah, where we're
right here at my place though, Yeah, but let's just
talk like we never get to talk. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
And we kind of sat there in silence, you know,
for two hours at that movie. And I was double
mass too, because I'm so paranoid. Am I going to
the movies? You know? Which is I think it's good?
(09:55):
I think it's good. I just hope we didn't get
COVID at the movies. No, no, no, I feel like
that concessions guy was safe. That's a good question. Now
I feel like he's probably already had it once or twice.
It looks like he's had it. Yeah, he's got jumped.
One second, Hey, what's up here? Are you guys just
(10:19):
in the movies? Were we in them? Yeah? Are you
guys just in the movies? But we went we were
like forty five minutes away. We went to a movie
for five minutes away. How would you know that? Oh?
What do you think of it? You don't even know
what we saw? Okay, okay, we definitely got COVID from
(10:41):
that guy. Okay. Did she ask him if they want
to do her movie podcast? Yeah? Okay, let's record it
in the car. We followed them all the way here.
They're not gonna come back to our least. They said that,
(11:01):
you need to ask Hold on, Jesus, there, we're not.
We're not rolling down the window. We hear you. I
need to talk to you. Rule out the window. I
can hear you find can you can you can hear us? Right?
(11:23):
Apparently barely we do we do a movie podcast where
we find strangers to saw movies with us, we find
unrelated perspectives on it. That's kind of a good way.
Are you. Are you too, sick guys? Yeah? Shit, I'm
(11:43):
a Patreon subscribertor just who's sick guys? Oh, it's great,
all right, Franklin, So you met the two sick guys
and you're gonna bring him into the office today, Is there?
It right? Yep? Yeah, I'm glad you're talking Franklin to
day because that's sound of a bit. Promised me last
year that he knew some other guys that was gonna
(12:05):
make this broadcast go through the roof, and he's shown me. Well,
before you open that trap of yours, didn't I tell
you there's no eating in this office? I told you that, right?
Can I speak now? I'm just saying, who's got you
tootle in their pockets? Who's got you potle in their pockets? Oh? Everybody, everybody,
(12:26):
let's do what we always have to do. Take your
turn him in sid as we're doing. This is the
point of clarification. The reason why I'm speaking for Franklin
is because after we met the two sick guys, well,
let's just say we had a time, okay, at a
time he lost his voice. I'm gonna pat you down now,
there's nothing in your pockets. Could you get Franklin to
(12:46):
also turn his pockets and shut out because he doesn't
do shit. I tell him, Jim, Just so I'm on
the same page, I think, I like what your head's
at here. What exactly is a a new item of
chapot called the pocket Chipotle? What what is it will
be selling? Well, it's pretty simple. It's like a burrito.
(13:08):
Actually it is a burrito, but the tortillas shell is
really thick, and it's the tutilla shell is really thick.
It's thick enough that it's gonna be able to survive
the random things in the person's pocket without being punctured.
And you don't have to worry about beans or anything
getting in your pockets because it's a thick tortilla shell. Right.
(13:31):
But the sales point, we're telling people take it with
you in your pocket. Yeah, that's what here here, I've
got one in my pocket and actually, believe it or not,
it keeps pretty warm. It's not hot. But okay, I
know you're a big fan of the thirties and baggy
pants in general, but the kids aren't really doing the
kind of a tight pant. Look, Franklin, you can't go.
(13:53):
You can't go to the podcast right now. Schedule for later.
We got a head into your place in about thirty seconds.
I can't believe we just met sick guys. I should
get them the hook up because I know a guy
who who produces podcast. Oh yeah, maybe he's very particular
about what kind of food you can bring into the
office because they're they're awork. I'm so sorry to interrupted.
(14:16):
I'm just at the house to two doors down and
uh didn't mean they interrupt. Did you did you drop up?
Do do do do? Don't do? Do do do do
do do do do don't don't do did you did
you drug do do do? Do? I know you, I
know that guy. Franklin. Yeah, it's holy shit, you know
(14:41):
it's it's it's Josh Colonel. How are you by? Josh Colonel?
Are you been? Man? That's great to see you. I
was just it was literally just thinking about you. Did
you make me appear? Okay? I guess I manifested you.
We get Josh, Colonel. Josh has been gone for a
(15:02):
while now, this this surprise party should be starting, and
I don't know where the funk is. I went around front.
I didn't find any subway around there, and I certainly
didn't see Josh anywhere. He's just it's like he's gone.
Well he can't just be gone, so he's here somewhere.
Did you check both shitters? Yeah? Of course I checked
the ship? Is this number one on me? Do you
know that? Remember that Bible thing where there's two sets
(15:22):
of footprints in the sand and then there's only whether.
I followed his footprints, and suddenly his footprints weren't there anymore,
so either Jesus picked him up and floated away with him.
I don't even do you know you can change that ringer?
You can't. I can't. I have to do. It's me, Hey,
(15:45):
it's me. Are you ready? I'm sorry? This is me. Hello?
Are you talking to I? Just? Are we ready? Oh?
Oh oh oh? Are we ready for? What? Ye colonel
getting the car man? No? No? What am I am?
(16:07):
I real? Are we ready? Are we ready? That? Did I?
Did I hear Josh? Colonel with you? Yeah? I've got
Josh and Franklin. I just want to know if we are,
If you're ready, Josh, did you eat Arthur Treatur's fish
and Chip? And that has seen one. Chris's character ended
(16:27):
up being the single worst person to organize getting the
person there for their surprise party. Are we ready? Everyone
else is playing playing Billy Daly over here, and I'm
trying to get the guy the man to his party.
That I appreciate it. Uh seemed to come from listener
(16:50):
Charlie m th h u e n t e, Greg
th h u e n t ea one more time
th u e n t e. There we go. It's
one day to block who wrote I just started to listen.
(17:12):
I was definite not fun or maybe tuned. I like
to let's go with Charlie tune. I've just to listen
to these podcasts and now you've just finished while I'm
at work, and I love them so much. I would
enjoy a scene about how Blimpo the Clown will will
(17:33):
join the m c U in phase seven if this
hasn't already been done. Love your podcast, Charlie. Uh So,
let's see if everybody signed in? Has everyone signed in?
If you haven't signed in, there's a sheet up front
you've got we're supposed to respond, or if you haven't
signed in. There's a shade up front. I need your name,
(17:55):
the time of your appointment, and your agents name if
you have one. So if we if we signed in,
do we say anything or not? Have you signed in, sir? Yeah? Okay,
thank you? If you have. Aren't you a cop? Were
talking to No? This this guy I'm sitting next to this.
(18:17):
You have to tell him. If you are, it's you.
You're the cop. You're the cop. It's you. I know,
you know the guy who just said I reckon. Dude,
you brought me in downtown. Once you're interrogated me, you're
blimple right, Yeah, yeah, it's probably not coming back to you,
but it's coming back to me real hard. Yep. You
had There was two other cops in that interrogation room,
(18:38):
and then you came in. Yeah, are you talking to me?
Are you talking to you? Are talking to No? Stay
out of this cloud. You're a cop. Now, I'm a cloud.
I mean an audition for a cloud. I don't mean
to eavesdrop, but I got into a little bit of
trouble a few years back, and you interrogated me. Also,
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there was a good cop, there was a bad cop,
and then there was a clown cop and I gotta
be I'm gonna Actually, you made the interrogation a lot better.
I I felt like I felt like it was easier
to talk to you. Guys. I'm sorry, but I just
walked in. Have you asked for the signings yet? I
have a signed in? Yet? They did it? They didn't you?
(19:24):
I am not. I am auditioning for a part a
couple of years ago. Now, let's we just need something real. Okay,
I get it. These are characters in the comic book,
but can we for once get an actual hero and
put them on slow down? What's your idea of real?
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe uh, someone with
(19:46):
swords or that's just stupid. Um. And I know y'all
in the middle of a big movie uh conversation because
I overheard you when I was on table seven. Can
I get you either a sweet tea or a tea
with sweetener? A note tea at all? Just some water
with some lemon on the side. That was your three
chart switch one with what do you having? Mr? Real? Uh? Shit?
(20:10):
Do you don't have any soda or anything? Okay, I'm
gonna go with it again. Sweet tea tea with sweetener
water with some lemon on the side. It's okay. I
guess just the tea, the sweet tea, sweet tea. Okay,
and you well you said tea with sweetness, so I
could also have that tea without sweetener. It's got I'm
(20:30):
gonna bring it with the sweeten on the side. It's
gonna have sweeten on the side. Yeah, all right, I'll
have that. Okay, enjoy your movie. Talk. Thank you? What
about that? He's real? He's real? Movie? Yeah? Mr Sword? Bullshit?
Was I'm just spitballing. Okay, I'm just trying to think
of something here. Okay, Now, you're very passionate, which I appreciate,
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and will you keep driving home this real word? So
give me what's real? Paul. What's gonna happen after for seven? Well,
we're gonna do phase eight, nine and ten. What do
you think? Look at that? Look at that. There's no
passionate on fire. But if we give people reason to watch,
so we picked one of them to be in the movie,
and then everyone goes, oh shit, I could do this.
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That's what I'm saying. Why not is that what you're saying,
Because that's what I'm saying. Alright, that's never worked like
an idea. Why don't we make that server a villain?
All right, here you go, guys, Here is your sweet tea.
And have you ever acted before? Yes? I have fantastic
Do you have like I do? I have representation, I
(21:36):
have a hit shot and a resume, and I have
two scripts I have written. Okay, you have those already
on you. Okay, look, friends, I don't know what to
tell you. I just get audition. I'm blimp of the
clown and you know, uh, I notice went out there
looking for Alright, alright, alright, I just I recognize you.
What I'm I mean one of the odds three actors
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would have been committed or have been accused of committing
a crime. And we're all interrogated by a clown. And
then part is I did some violent ship too. When
you interrogate me real violence ship? Well we're are you
here for who me? No? I'm just here to watch
the audience. Are you talking to me? I'm talking a
blimpo for the clown. Do you want to run some
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you want to run some lines? All right, I'm a
I'm also going off for the clown, but I'll read. Well,
we can we can switch. We'll switch so you'll read
the the FBI director first and I'll read the sounds good,
all right. If you weren't there, then where were you?
I was in my car with a bunch of other clowns. Damn, damn.
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It's not a lot in that scene. I mean, I
think sometimes the mock I just can I just I
mean I was innocent and I didn't get charged. What
violent stuff? Did you? Who me? Talking about me? Yeah?
Several things? Man, that skin stuff? Can I oh my god,
(23:12):
boom boom did this guy do to jail? Let's write it,
let's rite it. I might par I might paraphrise, paraphrase
that FBI line, just to make in my own, just
to make okay, okay, So if you weren't there, where
were you? I was, well, I was in the car
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with a bunch of other clowns. That's good. You do
a paraphrase too, can do well done. It looks like it's, uh,
you know, been fifteen months, your parole is over. Uh.
I know you were going out to some auditions and
all that stuff, and uh, I was wondering if maybe
before you know, we end our parole paroly relationship. We
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could run a a couple of scenes. I'm you know, man, Yeah, great, great? So, um,
I'm just so nervous. God, oh god, there's a there's
a deer out here, there's no skin on it. Oh,
this was just what the fund is that? That's crazy? Alright,
(24:20):
So let's uh, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah,
I told you this whole time that I want to
go be inactive. But I really want to do is
tracked down that motherfucking cop that questioned me and killed
that motherfucker. Just come on down, Jesus. Mean, you can't
tell me that thing. Man, you can't tell me. I'm
just fucking lines. Oh okay, okay, okay, what is that
(24:49):
Dawn that confuses me? Dawn? Hey? Alright, So who's who's
up next? Who signed it next? That's me? Blimpo's are
you talking to me? No? Okay, all right, Blimpo. Listen.
Um a couple of notes before we head in there. Uh,
the director is looking for real okay, like mumble core,
(25:10):
like do early do plos stuff. This is a Marvel movie, right,
He's taken it in a new direction. Okay, you know what,
I'm not gonna give you too much but that's just
just that's the tone of it. There's also there's not
a lot to this scene, right, there's not a lot
to chew on it. It's in exchange. Come on in, Hi, everybody,
(25:31):
I have blimpo here. That's hi everyone, Blimpo. Not a cop.
I'm a cloud, not a cop. Okay, alright, I'll be
reading the scene unless director, do you have any thoughts
before we get started? But I tell you what I
what I wanted under the little very realistic and yeah,
(25:52):
give me deep. I'm gonna close my eyes and I
want to be there all right, here we go, Okay,
get the director is asking me to be real, but
I stopped here for one second. Yes, okay, what I say,
I want you to be real. I am saying I
don't want to see or hear a performance. Okay, but
(26:15):
you're you're a talking pug. So it's just it's hard
to reconcile be real with a little dog who can
talk and telling me that the size is relevant. Hi. Um,
I saw that the clown went in before me. I
had signed in before the clown. So I don't know
if there was like if there was something maybe scheduling.
(26:38):
You were a guy in the back that was asking
the question. Uh huh yeah, so maybe that slowed down
things a little bit for you. About that. Oh okay, yeah,
your name is written down. What how was your appointment? Um?
My appointment was for about forty five minutes ago. Is
at eleven o'clock. We're running about forty eight minutes behind,
so we're close. Okay, so about three minute I think,
(27:01):
let's say, okay, okay, great, I'll just take a seat
and seen. Um all right, maybe I threw you off
a little when they said down here, hey, down here, yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah,
I see you. God hard to miss me. Ah, what
I what I said, I want to I don't want
(27:21):
to see or hear of performance. What I really meant
was I want to believe what you say. Okay, because
last time I said and did nothing, I just stood
there still. That's that's how I interpreted. I don't want
to see a performance at all. Right, And I didn't
really believe that, okay. I felt you were all right? Good? No, good? No?
(27:42):
Why are you sharpening that knife? There's no knife prop
in that? Should I have brought a knife? Quote? You
should have brought a knife. Man carry a knife? Were
you not in the scout. No, yeah, need do you
think I could use your knife during my audition? If
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a man doesn't give another man is a knife, then
a man doesn't truly trust another man. That's that's a
long way to say, of course you could use my knife, right,
I should have just said, of course, let's try it again.
Let's try that again. Shi just asked me again, Just
ask me. Part of me, everybody, part of me. Everybody's
sorry to interrupt. Um, it's been a new development. Um
(28:25):
we've had this is unusual. We've had a booking in
the room. Looking in the room. Uh blimpo. The clown
just got the part in the room. So those of
you that are just hanging out here, um, no need.
(28:45):
Can we auditioned to be the director or producers who
hung this man up by his arms? There's skin missing missing, sir,
method or not? The has been the role has been cast. Look, Sorge,
(29:06):
I I went in undercover and they booked me for
the movie. I don't I don't know what to tell you. Look, Sorge, Sorge,
We're gonna find this deer skin killer at some point,
Like I know he was close. I just don't know
where your head chat Okay, Blimpo, I felt like you
were supposed to go and call me Carl. I don't.
I don't want to call your Carl, Blimpo. You're a
(29:27):
hero to something. I'm not in the makeup right now, Sorgein.
But I gotta go to Atlanta for nine months. They
also got me a personal trainer. I gotta get ripped.
I gotta get ripped. Well, you gotta just shide for
yourself right here and right now. Do you want to
be at MC you actor or you want to be
a hero MC? You act? Don I think this is exciting.
(29:52):
I mean, I am totally down. Just go to Atlanta.
Let's let's take that by storm. You know, I think
Hollywood too saturated, right, I mean, this is it. Listen it,
don I'm with it. Let's let's do let's let's do this. Huh.
Oh my god, I feel juice, you know, bringing theater
back into the onto onto the screen, and the screen
back into theater. Oh god, oh are you sleep on?
(30:17):
Let's just turn the music. No, no, no, I'm sorry, man,
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you first. Yeah
you want to go to Atlanta? Yeah your idea? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's up? What's up? A great idea. I just added
a lot of changes of hearts. Man, my heart has
been changed. Well what happened? Had an event? I don't
(30:42):
know if I could say more than that, and an
event event horizon events like gala, all of those Jesus. Yeah.
So my father owns acres in Atlanta. If you want
to go there, you can have all of them. Come on,
(31:06):
and you can't take a couple of radio down there,
start your own studio, whatever you need to do. I'm
just handing a vent. I'm out. I'm tapping out of
the business and tapping out them out. None of the
doors are locked. Do not roll out of the car. Okay,
just why don't Why don't we just just maybe talk
about it on the drive. Maybe you'll have it, maybe
you'll have another change of heart, or maybe we can
have a new event now. Huh sure, Yeah that makes
(31:29):
you feel better. Yeah, let's pretend. Let's pretend I'll change
Let's why why don't we just stop at that subway
have have a couple of foot long talking over. That's great,
let's do that. Let's stop in the subway. Blimpo, blimpo
over here, Blimpo over here Weekly Talent, Hi, Blimpo, I
just want to say, why are you asking? Huge fan,
(31:51):
huge fan now, juge fan of Talent Weekly? Thank you,
thank you? Now. How do you feel about the correlation
between your riseing face and rising crime? Well, there's a
correlation that does not imply a causation. I'm booking, I'm
booking more work as an actor. I don't know what
(32:12):
I would have to do with the rising crime. Yeah yeah.
How do you feel about the name Carl Carl? Yeah?
Blimp Oh? How do you feel about the name Carl
for like a clown or like, I don't know, somebody
(32:35):
going to undercover trying to trick the world face? Well,
I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm merely a clown
who is now the lead in a huge Marvel tent
pole movie. I really should not be having a press converence.
I've got ten hours of motion capture that I gotta
do later today, have you, Mr Blimple? Right, Yeah, I'm
(33:00):
just I'm your training. We're gonna do it, but at
least two hours in the morning, two hours in the
f a oon not so. We're gonna start off with
some light stuff all right, give me like sixty push ups.
I've been I've been stress eating. Uh, it's been. It's
really tough. Like this is more than I could handle.
I did a two hour press conference today for no reason.
(33:22):
I would say, for no reason. It's true. Let's we're
gonna start you on a strictly cam boot your diet.
You're isn't that a little sugary? Yeah, you'd be surprised.
We've got different flavors. They're all unsweetened. No sugar. Oh
so not GT S Huh No, No, you're gonna love
the natural time blamp. I don't know what's going on,
but some of these articles are coming out are really
(33:43):
gonna really gonna hurt the franchise. Okay, so we're gonna
need you to go out there and do some public PR,
all right, public public relations, public public relations, because I
was I was doing private PR for a while, and
that's how you're saying. You're saying, I gotta take that
PR public. Look. Mr Fake does not like the idea
(34:05):
that one of his actors is causing crimes. What did
you call him? Paul Fake? Oh, Paul Fake is directing
its directing the Marvel movie. I did not I did
I realize that. Okay, yes, yes, so he's Mr Fake.
Sit sit, sit, go boy, go boy, Scotch you scotch Ally.
(34:29):
You're so funny, so fun he's so talented. So that
little pug with the designer suit in the boat, I
was Paul fake. I'll tell you who's gonna be in
the room at all. It's not like the police, So
they don't have to do that. They don't, I describe.
(34:49):
That's a myth to hey, sarge. Yeah, I know things
have been tough arongd here lately. He ye, they've been tough.
I was wondering if maybe, um, maybe I got audition
for the role of clown in the interrogation room, since
I know that's been lacking around here lately. Do you
think we have an audition process? Come here, come here,
(35:11):
my boy. Yeah, I have white cream makeup. Give me,
what are you gonna do? Oh? What do you do
with that white cream? Yeah? That magup is not gonna stay.
It's just cream. Look, look, okay, I got the part.
You didn't. I'm just saying it's melting on your body. Here.
(35:34):
You're good. You're a good cop. Who's bad cop today?
Because I'm clown cop. God, we've got a return clients.
I believe he's we need somebody to interrogate him. Um,
he's got a knife, flat blood. He's in the interrogation
room now, return client. I'm just good cops, so I'm
(35:56):
trying to be friendly about it. He's a bad guy.
He's a bad guy. Folk. Oh, what's happening? All right?
Clown copple? All right? Jergens in the face, it's in
your eyes? Is that a scene too? Oh? Man? Patron
(36:22):
v I P. Jared Lewis gives us this next scene,
He wrote, I continue to love the show. How about that?
It continues for Jared. His scene suggestion is the uncle
hotline and follow up comment whatever came out of the
review corner. Kevin asked Craig about whatever whenever came out
of that that we keep doing it because it's funny.
(36:44):
It makes me laugh. The uncle hot line, look us
uncle hot line. Hi, I'm looking for some uncle the advice. Yeah,
of course this is the uncle hot line. But you
got handle advice we give. My parents just keep arguing
(37:06):
and I'm wondering if there's something I can do, And
I'm thinking, are you a nephew? Or a niece. I'm
a I'm a son. Okay, I need you to hang
up this phone. If you're not an uncle, this is
exclusively for uncle. You need to call some of the hotline.
I was trying to get out of advice. Hold on,
you stay on the line. I'm going to answer this.
Do you just listen to this? Yes? Hello, uncle, hotline. Hi,
(37:29):
I'm looking for some funcal advice a phone uncle, your
uncle or your fune uncle. Uh no, I'm a nephew. Okay, look, look,
get off this. Both of you get on the line
at the same time. This is a line exclusively for
uncle's calling in who need advice or just emotional support
or have advice to get to others, nephews and kids
(37:52):
and sons. It's not for you guys. Okay, say hello, hey, yeah,
give me a cup of coffee. Man, this is killing
me today. What's going on? The kids are calling in? Man,
then I don't these kids are calling in. We need
to do some kind of better advertising. But what we're
doing here, yeah, I don't know. I mean everyone, all
(38:13):
the people haven't getting the same thing. It's just not uncle.
People wanting to connect with the brother of their father
and it's we haven't gotten a single uncle one none. Alright, everybody,
thanks for meeting up. So there's been some concerns raised
recently about the clients. They repeat, customers, repeat customers. Yeah, yes,
(38:36):
so um um, I understand here, I'm looking at the
common cards that have been uh pulled out of the box.
What did they say? You know? You can move up?
Terry got back here. There's also there's like a hundred
empty seats between you and the back of the room.
And that's something else. Look how many uncles we've been dropping? Huh?
(38:59):
I mean this pleasures to be filled with uncle was
only five of us? All. You could not swing an
aunt without hitting an uncle. And now I didn't get
a single uncle. Call all right then, and are you
a uncle? Are you and uncle lou I own the
business an uncle? Simple question, Louke. I'm working on it.
(39:19):
My sisters, my sisters. My sister is trying to have
a baby, okay, And you're not working on and you're
just patiently waiting for your sister to get knocked up. Look,
all I'm saying is I hear you letting clear? What
do you when you're working on it? Are you fix
and watching them, what the hell's going on? I'm not
forcing them, but I'm watching. I didn't expect you to
(39:43):
come over today. One's happening. Jerry Louse here, my brother.
We we come inside. Let's dinner together. Okay, great, thanks? Thanks?
Wow you look pretty today? Thank you? Scared? Where's where's
your Jerry's setting the table and we were just about
to eat his perfect timing. Well, Jerry lose here, brother
(40:09):
in law. Hello, all right, I'm just gonna come into you.
Hey man, good to see you. What's going on? Nothing?
I just want to see what's up. Hey? You ever?
Um if you go to a gas station? Sure? What
kind of question is that? I guess a dumb one?
You ever? Um? You ever try any of these white
Rhino pills? White Rhino by your your sponsor guessing? No, dude,
(40:35):
take one of these fucking things gonna happen. Well, LOUI,
I wanted to contact you first before I had uh
respond to your sister. But Terry's not doing well? What
do you mean, Jerry? You can sit back least. Yeah,
let's let's get some dude. Terry's not doing well. They
don't know what toxicology is running right now, they're not sure,
(40:57):
but the psychology reporting. Oh thank you, okay, thank you
so much. All these just these just a whole bunch
of circles. You just drew a whole bunch of circles. Okay,
this isn't good. This isn't good. Is it because he
was um? He was sex and too hard? I would
(41:18):
be a hard thing. But is that there's that dude?
Is interesting? Bumping or rhino pip? What is this generic
farm of the white rhino pills that you can look? Doctor? Doctor?
Can I ask you a really difficult question? Okay, are
(41:40):
you an uncle? I am? Yeah, Holy sh it, um?
And now a personal question? How much money do you
make being a doctor? Seven eight million dollars a day? So, Lou,
I'm supposed to take advice from you, a non uncle,
to tell me and uncle how to give advice to
other uncles. No, we're calling in. No, we're saying, man,
(42:03):
it's just nuts. Come on, I was okay, I'm going
to fix it right now. Now. How did you let
me read the comment cards two weeks ago when this
all started, you would know that I have a little
bit of a budget, and that budget is going to
go to new advertising, and I'm giving you good, good, good.
I'm giving you six seven hundred bucks to make a
new commercial to get two things. We need more in
(42:27):
this room, well for the production and we need people
to know only uncles can call. Yeah, but we get
that kind of money or is it all go to
pool the whole production to six or seven hundred bucks? Yeah?
Dr Murphy, which you step into my office place. Yes,
I know you are, by the way, thanks for singing.
(42:49):
There's just too much sadness in this hospital. I feel
the same way. I know you are up for a
raise this year, So we would like to go ahead
and just have a quick talk a quickly because we
like to say around and then sure and then just
let's discuss. Let's discussing a raise. You've been doing a
fantastic job here at the hospital. Now in informs of
(43:13):
financial payment, you have a family that you're supporting. Yeah,
I'm gonna slide a piece of paper over with a
number that we'd like to offer you in a raise,
and then you just not or not or nay as
we say again, slide Okay, let's you can look at this. Hello, Uh,
you know six million more dollars? Do I want that?
(43:35):
A day? You look at you. You want to get
paid seven to eight million, then yes, but I would
also like if you want to bump it up in
a couple of mill I'll take that a little oil spill,
take it up. Hey, sis, Um, sorry to hear about Jerry.
I just don't know what happened. He never did drugs before.
(43:58):
I'll be at the funeral for sure, but I wanted
to I want to introduce you to my buddy. This
is Jake, Jake. This my sister, Jakes six pack Jake choke.
Sure your stomach it looks like this. We got two
hours in the morning, two hours at night. Thank you
(44:19):
guys coming over. I'm sorry. I just wanted to know
that I want to let you know that I'm there
for you. He brought your favorite rosetne. Oh wow. Yeah,
So I'm gonna step out for a sec and let
you too, just you know, grieve together. Thanks Jake. Your
(44:39):
muscles are probably pretty sore because your husband just died.
That feels nice. Yeah, I loved my husband. He was
just something special, you know. Uh, we were trying. Not
in your right shoulder. Oh, I don't know if that's
not that hurts. When doctor we have a patient just
came in her right shoulder as exploded something about it immediately. Yes, yes,
(45:02):
of course, of course, all right. I put her in
an emergency room right now. We're gonna do emergency surgery
probably on the never mind doctor if she she didn't
make it, alright, Uncle's um so are you an uncle? Yeah,
lou are you? Uh? What's the deal here, buddy? What's
going on? And we finished that commercial? That's what I
(45:24):
want to that's what I want to see. Um, let's see.
Let's let's see what you can. You can see all
six under bucks right up there on that screen. I'll
press play. Then good graphics, good graphics. There's no sound.
Damn got that shit. All's back like he's doing insane
(45:50):
good things would have been subtitles or something. Mhmm. You
can see we're all dressed as famous uncles. There's a
Sam Wiggly Buck Tom guys. No, it's the phone. It's
the hot line. Yeah, uncle, hot line. Can I help you? Yeah?
(46:15):
You killed my brother Jerry. I'm sorry you and uncle? Yeah.
Oh yeah, go ahead, talk on, talk on. Yes, yeah,
fuckers killed my brother Ja Terry for the back of
the room. That's our show for today. Oh, uncle Ken
(46:38):
Kevin just answers what's up? Ye, yep, what's up? Lame
ist shit ever, I want to thank you to every
one of you for not being as lame James he
need thank you so much, my brother, thank you for
thanking me. It's been a pleasure. And as an uncle,
(47:01):
I found that that was a really relatable last scene. Yeah,
and thank you for that. Christo Varado, thank you, Thank
you man. I was just thinking how funny that video
was that we posted with the with the bus exploding.
That was incredible. Incredible. Yeah, and by funny you mean
(47:25):
messed up. Oh, come on, it's all. That was the
hardest I had left in months, if not yours. That's
good for something, That's good for a lot of things.
Creig Atkowski, I am an uncle five times over and
the amount of work that I had to do to
ensure that I become an uncle, Like, let's just say that,
(47:46):
I'm I'm glad that I've moved on from that. Yes. Yeah.
For each of the kids, which of the nieces and
Nevil named Joey Griman, thank you as well. Thank you
(48:07):
for having me. You know, if there's one thing I
want everyone to do, especially during these times. Check this,
check out out Chemy, this Instagram, you know maybe maybe
the maybe the reddit. Alright, Alchemy, this pod fair enough
and definitely definitely join up. You know on the patroon
you're gonna get a bonus in. There's all kinds of
bonus crap. I mean, why not, Gary, Hi man, my
(48:32):
regards to the state of Michigan. Yeah, I'm in Michigan
right now. It is let me tell you, and and
you probably know this because you do the road a lot.
Anything you want in Michigan they hand it to you.
Like it's like literally given whatever you need. What's that
(48:53):
song with a If you go down to the river
that you're gonna find some people who whatever, I got
no money, people on the river happy. That's how it
is in Michigan, Like seriously, like rolling on something. They're
here for you. Where are you on the state. You're
the elbow. You're the asy ash elbow of Michigan. Love it,
(49:16):
Love you all, And to our wonderful producer and engineer
to the stars, Mr Doug Bain. Find folks that I
heart media from I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, thanking each
and every damn one of you for checking us out.
Telling everyone you've ever met all about us and for
your support. Please be kind to each other, so until
next time,
Alchemy This News
Host
Kevin Pollak
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