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Welcome back to the episode of Alchemy This. I'm your host,
Kevin Poll. Guess that Kevin Poll was that? Well? Now
when I said I wanted fries with that, you thought
I said I wanted lies with that. And now my
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first scene comes from Scott Waterhouse, who suggested, Hi, there,
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I started listening to your show, just over a month
ago and it's a lot of fun. Thanks. My suggestion
is a couple of people complaining about their co worker
in the lunch room. Then that co worker comes in
and they try to cover it up by pretending they
were talking about someone else, and then the co worker
joins in bitching about that someone else, and then of
course that someone else comes in, etcetera, etcetera. Let's just
say the workplace is okay um oh, And he's suggesting
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what the workplace is maybe a big camping and fishing
outdoors type place. Thanks again for the podcast. Scott Waterhouse, Brisbane,
Australia from the Internet. He makes spoons and they're beautiful.
Pause spoons, the beautiful. Shout out to scott Water spoon
crafter and it's beautiful, beautiful spoon. Hey, let me just
(03:09):
begin in behind you get the almond me. You know what,
just it's just nuts to me to think that you
know what you're going to say. Don't say no, I
don't care. Every day I don't I don't care. I
don't care. Alright, Like Daniel is just always going around
we breathe greathing no matter how close or far he
is from you. It feels like he's on your neck,
(03:30):
you know usually, and his breath is warmer than other
people's breath. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot hot. It's
going to be a problem. That's going to be something churning.
And I'm not saying like our normal core temperature is warm,
you know what I mean, the air used to That's
what I'm saying. But his his breath is hot. You
were in a chamber of your own air, it would
feel like nothing. Because you're already you're that Why don't
(03:55):
you say something to him? What do you say to
us every morning when we're getting coffee and trying to
start our day, because I feel like I just want
to just talk for a second. I'm not much just
and I would just like to start one day without this. Okay, Louis,
maybe you should just bring your own coffee from home.
Yeah in a Okay, we're so amazing contiguos. Have you
(04:15):
seen the new good their customed there, the way that
the fingers groove in the triple triple? Hey guys, what's
going on? Danel? What's going on? Daniel? Good morning? Good
morning everyone? How's it going? Um? Great? Great? Yeah? What
are you guys talking. I'm goout, go to the bathroom.
We were talking about the new contiguos. Ye, the new
(04:39):
that's Spanish for with you. Okay, you guys are not bilingual.
I'm not as much as I don'da one one in
la biblio Teca. That's about as far as I got
John's in the library. Yep, yeah, got that. Why can't
(05:01):
we keep the name Wan? Yeah? Why does it have
to become John? Yeah? When they can translate. Why can't
people just have their own name? Right? Why did I
anglicize it? Yeah? I don't think a Mexican person would
ask you to call them John. They would rather be
called one. I think, Hey, Daniel, can I ask you
a question? Now? I don't know? Can I ask you
a question? What's up with Pete? Have you noticed the
(05:24):
pizza everybody's business? Yeah? Yeah, he's all up in my
up in my grill. Right. The other thing we were
talking about before you came in, you're talking about Pete.
With Pete occupied occupied, just just could you mind if
I just sneak in real quick Pete? No, okay, but
I can just sneak in real quick, get my job done.
(05:45):
Ill you go with your pants all the way down
to the ankle. So this is my personal time. This
is my personal time. Do back to back and then
we'll flip it down between our whatever stream comes between.
It's we don't know who's who. Oh Jesus, why didn't
you lock the door? Okay, I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah,
(06:06):
I have figured as much. Why are your pants around
your ankles? What is this? This is my private time.
It's a it's a bathroom. It's all this private time.
You're wow, wow, wow, we ware I got a three
sausage special's room. You really shouldn't be in here, Oh
I shouldn't. What year are you from? It says gender neutral?
(06:27):
You beast Marshal? Come on, that wasn't which South of
jama going to choose? Marshall? Pete Janet? Not today? Okay,
not today. You don't want to play, No, I don't
want to play at guys looking shot? Huh? Do your
pig a little piggly wiggly? Come on, don't make fun
(06:48):
of Ferris size. It's a nice size, such a good Yes,
it's travel size. Just looks small next to us, Yeah,
just okay? And I would I really want to put
it away but I can't. Don't I own it, honor it.
I need to finish peeing. But I've stopped. I've been
I've been held up because of this. To come out
of that thing, you don't know? Do you know how
(07:09):
much rip? Now? I don't. Look. Today's a stressful day
because I have to, you know, have to pitch the
new item to Daniel. I can't listen to this my
way around a second? Yeah? Yeah, I made a name.
You want to call him that? No breath? You feel
(07:30):
that way too, don't you like? It's just so hot,
you know, don't say hot on my neck? Well we're
just close. I got pee. I'm not going to move around.
So Janek has to clean up my peace in here,
thank you? And the other thing about Pete, I mean,
have you seen him cutting his toenails at his desk?
Anyone do that? Well? I watched him cut his tonails
at his desk. Watch. Well that's another thing. But yeah,
(07:54):
to give him more space? Are you done at the copy? Everybody? Space?
I disagree? I respectfully disagree. Look, I'm trying to sell
fishing supplies and one spoons here right right, So Daniel, uh,
what do you think we should say? To Pete because
I feel like, why do you want to have an as?
Because I don't understand why everyone is dumping their ship
on me. I think you're kind of getting in the mix.
(08:17):
Really like people can just walk away from this, you know.
I like a good mix. Yeah, I mean, I don't
want to start anything, but um, Louis is getting on
my nerves. Talk about it, talk about I don't want
I'm not starting anything. I'm not starting. Hold on, okay,
you're pooping trying to it's hard standing up with a
(08:39):
little curly hairs. Yeah, the curly curly hairs go right
under the eyes and they come out through the ears.
What are we gonna call him? Oh, you're the one
who makes the names squiggle his? Am I wrong? Or
is he kind of annoying? You're not wrong at all,
not at all, not at all, Sorry, Janet active, you're
(09:01):
feeling justified man, and you're based on your personal Okay,
I can't do this anymore. Are you sure all right?
I'll leave you two here? Or did you really leave
commercials gone? He went to the fence. Lasha went through
the Thanks, Hey, Pete, thanks for coming in. We got
(09:22):
your pitch is ready? Honest? Him. Yes, oh, great, great, great, great. Well,
whenever you're ready, just jump on in. Um. Well, I
had one idea for a product. But sorry, sorry, i'm
running late. Let me sit down. Every day, did you
come through the ceiling? I like to travel through the vents.
It's actually faster than you'd think. When you see how
(09:44):
clutted the hallways, kid, everyone is impressed by it. I
was in the bathroom. I overheard Pete say, never mind,
never mind, what are you doing. It's not a big deal,
not for the pitch, and then you start ship immediately.
I didn't want to start ship. It's just I feel
like you have the right to know that. I question you.
Guys were in the bathroom together, and you're saying you
(10:07):
you've saved time because you went through the vent. But
yet he was here first. He certainly was and ready
to pick. And I'm doing the details. You know, I'm
a spreadsheet gal, and this just doesn't add up. I
don't think that the events save time. I'm with you, Well,
I guess I will take the stairs next time. I
thought the events were fast. Speaking of time to time,
(10:27):
you've cost this pitch is already insurmountable. So speaking of insurmountable.
Speaking of insturmountable, the attitude, the everest, the attitude that
you're bringing into this room is insurmountable. O my god,
for the pitch. I want to hear the pitch. It's
just about to pick. Let's let's let's go ahead. Okay,
(10:48):
Daniel can use Can you roll your chair towards you more?
I think we're missing one person? Should we wait? Did
you want to wait for Williams? I mean it seems
like Williams is probably busy taking up everybody's parking spaces. Right, okay,
all right, you know I'm gonna get started, so jump
(11:09):
in place. Well. I brought this this, this look at
that with posterboard on it, and I was going to
reveal the new version of the wooden spoons that we
should be selling. But I'm not going to pitch that.
After all, I'm pitching something else for the workplace, all right,
mess it up? Something else for the workplace. A better attitude.
(11:32):
How do you to each other? If we want to
see more sales on the sales floor, we need to
have more joy in the office. Bush this question that
we should be more respectful to each other. He's king
disrespect I'm not keen disrespect and if I am keen disrespecting,
(11:53):
off with your head. Okay, well, well there is there
someone here a good help me? Just want to buy this.
I guess something about something. Yeah, it's just there's no
one here at the desk. I don't know where. Well
I've listen. I know every nuking cranny at this place.
Oh great, can you just ring this up? But just
want to get these spoons. What is a spoon? Huh,
(12:14):
it's wooden spoons. For the two dollars for these spoons?
All right, the mood to later some hatch some spoons. Yeah,
haven't you got a fishing trip coming up? I need
spoons to fish, so okay, I understand you're gonna need
a spoon to fish. I don't know how to press
the buttons on this machine, okay, but I can accept cash?
(12:37):
Is there? Well, you just make me get that. I've
just been kind of seeing you, Miranda around the sales floor.
I just don't know if you're been walking with a
purpose on me. I got a bucket in one man,
all right, I just would like to see a sales associated,
sales associate. What's your name? Giving your I d Okay,
(12:57):
hold on, here we go. It's dust and black dustn't
flacking flaking? What kind of name is flacking? I'm gonna
take this. I'm gonna confiscate this. That's my credit card.
Picture of my kids. That's too bad, ugly little heads
on their neck. And I think a way that we
can start better communication right now is by implementing some
(13:18):
of the things we learned in that corporate improv I'm sorry,
thank you for joining up. Okay, so when do we
do this? Let's fill it in. We're getting better attitudes
because so much to me, I just don't want to
sit next to Daniel telling Okay, this is what I'm telling.
Don't want to sit next stop reading, gosh, okay, follow me,
(13:39):
following me. Unrolling window. I don't know what we're in. Well,
these rolls out windows, don't roll back up. Okay, what
do we go? This is going to be a quick exercise.
It's called telephone. Let's do it. I'm going to whisper
something into it's called telegram, No telephone. This part is
called listening ahead. I'm going to whisper something into Phil's ear,
(13:59):
and then it's going to make it all the way
around and I want to see if we're good at communication,
not embellishing or adding any negativity. Here we go. Go ahead.
My monkey washes his bomb. Okay, hey, get over. I
hate this game. My monkey walk to the store. Don't
(14:20):
touch my leg. Did you touch your leg? It's okay,
just keep going, Um, stop touching me. That's just part
of this. Is not part of my goo go go go.
Is anyone on the sales floor right now? I just
don't understand perfectly well. I almost stick a Cara Beaner
(14:40):
in this part. Okay, okay, uh, the monkey has the
right to return any anything to the store. What is happening.
I have no idea I'm supposed to touch you right here.
I can't wait to get whispered to. Okay, okay, you
can just say it at a normal voice. Oh my god,
(15:06):
Oh say it, Daniel Monica. Monica wanted Monica wanted the beach.
Monica wanted the beach in her hair. Okay, my uncle
wanted a knee hair. That's not important. We need to
(15:27):
know what he said to you to me, I have to,
but you just read it information. You want me to
whisper again? I could smell it, okay, Okay, so it
ended with my uncle wanted a knee hair, okay, and
it started with my monkey washes his bump. Why did
(15:48):
that change? That's a good question. Anybody here tell me, No,
it changed. Oh yeah, it was improblem No, but that's
not why it changed. Changed because we were all recoiling
from the touch of one another and trying to just
grab what we could. It's also hard to hear when
we were whispering, because that's not normally how we should
be speaking. Let's reverse it. Okay, fine, all right, let's
see how that goes. Sir. You don't have a receipt
(16:10):
for this. You can't leave the store. You're shoplifting. Oh no,
I paid. I played with a bucket and she said, no,
where's your I d MYDC has it? Please? I got
all these countaners on my skin. You're lucky that I don't.
Just this is a sporting good store. If Daddy doesn't
come home with the spoons, no one's eating. No, no
(16:31):
one's eating. But it's a sandwich. We need the spoons.
You look, if you arrest me, my kids are not
gonna eat. They're they're just is the reason we have
such high prices problem? Yeah, we got a shoplifter, I paid,
(16:53):
I haven't yet. I don't know if he has rights yet.
I don't know what he's right. He doesn't have an
I d I how did you get here? What do
you mean? I mean, how did you get you know?
I have a no, No, there was a woman or
a man with a bucket, someone your lives. I heard
(17:17):
Daniel has flaming hot breath, and we all want him gone. Okay,
nobody said it started with the rainbows, bring joy to smiles?
Can we just can we just do around without Daniel?
Is that okay? Maybe that would change something. How do
you think that makes Daniel feel? I don't care. Let's
ask you, Daniel, how does that make you feel? I
feel terrible about that. There's something wrong with my breath. Guys,
(17:41):
it's not. It doesn't smell. So let's be honest. Then,
why don't we take a moment to be honest. Okay,
I'll say one thing, be honest. Let's go around, okay.
Two One, I appreciate the work ethic in this room.
I like this, depreciate the jerk ethic. Okay, this is
this is Daniel. Daniel's really good A telephone Daniel. Each
(18:03):
one of us is going to share an honest feeling
while the others anyone on the sales floor. Yes, I
think we have security guards out there right now. Okay,
f hear me, you hear me. We're sending that host
all right. Okay, So that was nice. That was nice. Um,
you're honest about how you feel about people being heartful.
(18:25):
I'm just hungry at lunchtime. That's all being hungry. That's
great to be honest, Wias, I think that every Williams
just speak from your hearme. I think Daniel should go honestly.
I think Daniel is discussing. I think he's ugly. I
think he smells funky. And it's just like, we want
a better work environment, Okay, we want people that don't stinky. Daniel.
I'm sorry, Daniel. You don't have to apologize for telling
(18:47):
the truth. You're being told to be vulnerable. Your life
would be better if Daniel were gone. Yes, but I
don't mean it personally. It's not a dig at the workplace.
He is gone at the workplace. You're saying, not personally.
Like so if you gont it to be your roommate
where you live, you'd be fine with that. No, I
want him gone. Personally, I am looking for a place
to live. It's not personal. I just want to Daniel,
(19:11):
but he just said he's looking for a place to live,
crashing with my sister right now. That's temporary. Williams's going
to be your place at six. I can't. You can't
do that, this person reach out into my home, my
home home. Well, I don't mean to have to pull
up the contract that you signed when you first started
working here. I signed that when I was eighteen. Coop.
(19:31):
Let's pull up. Let's pull up. You'll haunt us forever.
We'll do that. When I was the point team. Get
that and how do you know? Yeah, thank you, thank you.
I keep track. You did not respond to my birthday
letter to nine okay, usually sent that to the company email. Oh,
(19:52):
me and Daniel are on the same the same last name.
It's gone. It's the same last name. That's why it's
just it's not it's because the same last name is
because it was always gifts. I bring gifts. I know,
I know, I know that you're supposed to bring gifts,
not gifts. I bring gifts, I know, but you make
us all look around your phone enough. I've heard enough.
(20:15):
I'm making changes right now from this point on. All right,
why are you breaking ranges? Because something has to be done, Daniel.
I'm here to save you. This is to help you.
You were having some sort of a pitch. I thought
you were lower on the totem poles. I was, but
I'm using the contract that we all signed to. Okay,
I'm here with one of the hostages right now. So
what more were you feeling? Are you? Okay? I thought
(20:37):
I was controlling. Now it's out of controlling. There. I
was security, but I wasn't prepared for something like this.
Somebody see me. So you were security and you were
one of the first people to leave. We want is that.
I can hear them asking for sandwiches right now. So
accountability partners, Okay, everybody put your name in this hat
(21:00):
and whoever you draw will be your accountability partner. Are
you talking about actually sketching somebody? No, I just mean
writing your name. Okay, But I don't want Daniel, I'm
not doing. Okay, That's what I'm saying is going to
be in there. Then you take Daniel, you take in
ok here we go now, Okay, it's you withel with agreed. Yeah,
(21:27):
same last name. I love with your partners. What's our
first project? You know what I've got the first project here?
What do we think happened to Daniel? Just in general,
you just go from work to work, from business to
business and alienate everyone on a day. One poor bastard
just wanted to get along and he has a good heart. Yeah,
and it's like it's a great heart. It's an indigestion thing.
(21:48):
It's about scene too comes from Toby Dear Alchemists, Greetings
from London. I jumped onto your podcast when the first
episode aired and haven't looked back. Love love most of
what you do at Uh just come back for holiday
(22:14):
and Thailand being on limited means I couldn't afford to
fly direct, had to change a couple of times, which
means a lot of lengthen layovers and lots of time
spending queuing up with other weary travelers. This leads me
to my scenario idea. The Alchemists are airport staff manning
women ing the pre flight checks, passport control, metal detectors,
(22:37):
baggage claim all that jazz overworked, underpaid. They have to
deal with all manner of weird and wacky passengers and
problems from service animals to smugglers. Well, just beautiful literation
all the way through there, Toby. Thank you must be
speaking to kings of English. It would be such a
thrill for me if this got picked. But I'll be
tuning in and laughing regardless of what you guys decided
(22:59):
to run with. Best way, Just next, here's next, I'm next. Okay, um,
I'm pre check. So anything to declare no, Mmm, I
don't like to look in your eyes. Listen, I'm pre check.
I I paid money to be able to go through
this line. Your pre check. Think your royalty in some ways, right,
I not royalty. What was your purpose of the trip vacation?
(23:23):
So pleasure? Yeah, pleasure? And you didn't do any shopping.
I mean I shopped, sure, but I used whatever I
needed to use. I went through everything that was receipts.
I'm not I'm not claiming these things. This is just
for fun. So you didn't buy anything you're bringing home? No? No,
you just bought sundown lotion. Are you saying you had
(23:46):
that coat you're wearing now before you came? Yeah? Yeah,
I have an extensive collection. I've got lots of First
I can literally smell the fears. It's not fear, it's for.
It's for. It's hot here God, when you sweating first?
Please let me through. All right, here we go, Thank you? Next, Hello,
(24:11):
where are you coming from? I'm coming from a Ruba?
If you will? I did. It was wonderful. I fell
in love with a person or the place with both, yes,
but a person, yes, a special someone. Where's that someone?
Walking on air? Wish this could get me all the
(24:33):
way home instead of getting on the plane. Where's that someone? Now?
Here's your my time? Man? Oh? Thank you very much.
Anything else you need? I would like you to sit
on my left I really, I really can't do that. Carlos, Carlos.
Am I pronouncing that correctly? Carlos, Carlos, Look at your eyes.
(24:55):
I can't look at my own eyes. Oh if you could,
you'd never stop. Okay, Just are you signing for the
room or rose petals? Carlos? Are you signing for the room?
I can put it on the room. Okay, I have
a room. Which room is it? It's room one? No? No, no,
just just take a peek at it. Keep it in
(25:16):
your pocket, Carlos, take your top off. It's hot out here.
You're making me feel lonely, one topless girl on the beach.
I'm really trying to avert my gaze right now, Come on, Carlos,
I have a little fun. Did you make this drink yourself?
(25:37):
I know the bartender did deliver it, Carlos, So I
just need a signal ring on your finger. No ring line,
good sign, good sign, long lifeline though, Please let go.
You're gonna have three children, you know what. I'm supposed
to have three children? To look at our palms, Carlos,
(25:58):
Are you freaking out right now? You you think you're
you're still having three children? Don't lie? Round up. I'm
fifty two. Okay, that's a nice little adam together. It's
(26:21):
a cute number. That's how old my grandmother was when
she passed. Okay, somebody's waving to be over there. Please
I don't. I don't have anything to wipe my tears.
My bikini tip is gone. Are you guys done them?
I think we're almost gone. Are we done? Yeah? Okay?
(26:43):
Who I want to take? Yeah, welcome back to the
United States. Thank you so much. Serve me help you. Yep,
here's my passport. Okay, what was a person of your trip?
That's other business or pleasure business. Business, it's definitely a business.
And what was your business? Drug smuggling? Oh that's great,
(27:05):
that's great. Most people don't even try that joke. It's
a favorite on our side of what sort of trucks
were your smuggling? Dan? Um? Black tar? Heroin stuffed in
my butt? Sometimes it looks like that does I'm always
like so funny over there, clipp guys killing me. Oh,
(27:28):
this is cliff are how are you doing up? There's
Roder Roder Hey, come here, buddy. Ro loves this guy,
but all up in it. Look he likes but he
likes my butt. That's the antal candle Roder boys, good buddy, Dan.
(27:49):
How long were you in the Ruba? Forty eight hours? Wow?
Quick trip, So just enough time to get the block.
Just just load all this stuff in my asses. You
know how it goes. He's got black tar? I never
heard that one man. Sure there's not a clothing or
anything else. Let me see, let me see. Nope, just
the drugs. What do you do in the States, Dan,
(28:13):
I sell this to your school children? Yeah? How about
those reds this year? Huh? Have a good series. That's
what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. All right, well, Dan,
it's great to meet you. Man. I wish you could
hang out with you guys. Well you can. We've got
an application if you shut up. Router. But yeah, well
(28:37):
here's my number. This is crazy, here's my card. Take
my card, all right, give me a coffee? Went some
black tart? That's right, It says drug dealer on the
car literally says al right, gentlemen, you guys are great.
You guys are damn good day. What about that? Dan?
It was great? Yep? What do you got that business?
(28:58):
Your pleasure? Grieff, You were in a room. But for grief,
I'm not sure we've heard that one. Oh it's so sad,
is it? It's in my way? It was a funeral, wow, okay.
And don't you want to know the details. Well I do,
and I don't. We're supposed to stay impartial, right and
(29:20):
treat everybody the same. So I'm sorry for your grief. Funeral,
your sister she passed. I'm sorry for your loss. She
was a snorkeler. She died doing what she loves. No
no driving. I see, Uh, what kind of car did
you drive? It was a small bug Volkswagen. That's right,
(29:44):
So hold on. So you're telling me that I'm going
to go first and see that I have drugs in
my butt, or we're actually gonna put the drugs in Sarah's.
But must what I'm telling you. It seems like you're
going to go with my butt. Yeah, I don't What
you can fit in my back drives me a lot.
There's miles have been to put it in my banana
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Dakari Margarita. Than you. Thank you, Carlos, Thank you, cheers, cheers, cheers, Carlos.
Have you ever looked at your own eyes in the mirror?
I guess lucky. Can't you sit on my lup? Sure? Okay,
So just just want to make this clerk in. I'm
gonna say out loud that I have drugs in my butt.
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But we're not putting the drugs in my butt. We're
putting him up her butt. You have a strong bed.
Are we going to But don't worry about that, boy,
carlle Is, you're gonna think of something. Huh, here's twenty bucks.
What do you think about that girl? So she was
driving a bug. She was driving oh down allergic, I'm allergic.
He likes everybody. Yeah, that's what's up there? Man? My
(30:53):
but that's a favorite of rouders. Yeah, it's all that's
in there. He's impartial. It's very forward. Looks like we
got a woman over here, might be uh having drugs up,
but we're gonna send a team down there. A step
asep butth hole. Second jukes on the butt with a
(31:15):
butth hole. You had to check both um section nineteen
gate two. Yeah, okay, I'm looking at camera. See now?
How long were you in rub I was in a
ruba for seven horrible day? Right, you had to make
a lot of We had rain on four of the days,
which days Monday, right Wednesday? Luminous. A woman here, get
(31:43):
on the ground, map the dog. Get those guys were
a fresh router the corund Get that dog. He can't
get on the ground. Put right here. We gotta check
her butt now, all right, put this tent up quick,
get that dog out of there. Around soon we're turn
(32:05):
around to open your button, Cuff. I can't open my butt.
We're gonna turn around open your buttonuff. I've never opened
my button my life. Man, if you have to do this,
you will beats. Man. You don't have to open your butt.
What is your problem? I just want to fit in.
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You guys are having some fun down here on the floor.
I get I get a little cool, very aggressive, I know,
but I don't get to work the deadsk you know.
I just get to carry. They are gonna walk around
on the table. We're gonna fit in my chilling a
woman chance to open her But yeah, you're probably right.
You could have asked me nicely. Let's try that scenario.
Come on in again and ask your nights. Okay, so
you were how long I was? Seven things? Get off?
(32:52):
Would you tell him that rain was Monday and Wednesday
and then Thursday, and then it looked like it was
going to be gone, Friday was and then around I'm sorry,
excuse me? Yes, would you mind showing me your but
who would phrase it like that? I don't know. I
don't date much. No, I don't talk to a lot
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of people. I wow, this plaice looks very fancy. Yeah,
it's really fancy. You know they let you open carry here.
So what is it? What is that I'm allowed to
have my side arm exposed? Can I start you guys
off with something to drink? Yes? Please? Um, yeah, I'll
have Is that a kennel in the back. Oh, it's
(33:34):
just an alley dog. Nothing worried. I'm not worried at all.
I have a well big gun, have a saw off shotgun.
Run on my hip. Um, you know what, Well, I'll
have all have a warm tomato, juice, salt pepper on
the side, and a small little saucer. I'd like soy sauce.
If you could just in a teaspoon amount. I'd like
a shot of vodka, shot tequila, shot of brandy. Don't
(33:56):
mix any of them because I like my liquor separate.
And then if I could have as a plate of ice,
that of ice, got no problem. And for you, I'm
leaving another one left. Do you still want me to
bring that extensive drink order? Yeah, I guess I'll just
(34:16):
might as well make it a double stand down. I'm
going to go back to the office. Okay, thank you. You
You have a granddaughter, Okay, hot little number. Maybe we
should see if she's available some nice Sure. Does she
come into Dallas or does she live in Dallas? Or
(34:38):
she nesn't live in Dallas. No, she lives in Montana.
Why would you ask me that? I don't know. We're
in Dallas, but she lives in Montana. Okay, well it's appropriate,
ask and everything rude and invasive. Open my button? Does
your granddaughter live in Dallas? Sorry? Sorry? If you ever
(35:00):
go to Montana? Is this lin I'm gonna move or what? Yes,
We're gonna get you when we can. Please. So, did
you catch her? No? But what happened? They let her go?
They let her go. You you're supposed to stop her.
It's not that easy, Okay. There's a lot of pure
pressures so society. No. I tried to get her cough
(35:20):
with her butt open, but no one would let it on.
What did you show them your badge? Weren't it? But
it just it wasn't Router. Yeah, goddamn dog adopted Router
and a lot of PTSD with the pub And I
need you to go stop her from entering the United States.
Already entered. This is you need to go track her down.
(35:43):
This is your job. You're gonna let that black tar
heroin hit the streets. It's already in. I can't control
conty gangsters just being gangsters. You're all very good at
and no, I'm not you man. You gotta let us
know you're a cut Okay, I'm not. He's not giving
a break. Yeah, so we got a big shipment coming
(36:05):
in in the way of an old lady. Okay, so
why do you be so like specific about this ship?
He's being informative. Man. This guy's a one who comes
in here is a cop. What do I gotta do
to proof to you? I'm not a cop? I'm a
kid cop. We got one in the back. Yeah, this
(36:32):
is okay. Can I whisper? I like to whisper to
my bidings before I calls sick. I'm gonna get you
out of here. What are you guys putting the telephone?
He's not going to be good because he can't say
what he hurt. I like to I like to get
really menacing. Let's chuck, I know your wife and kids.
(36:54):
I'll take care of them. What do you say? We
know what he says? No, no, no, no, leave the
tape on and leave the tape on. Ship. I love
this guy, manz Chuck, I'm gonna have to put with
your head. Okay, alright, alright, Hey, I'm gonna gettings. No problem,
(37:18):
here we go. This is nine millimeter and we know
what it is. Cops carrying this guy's co incidental? All right?
His haircuts like cop hair. That's how I do it,
all right, This one last thing, I'm gonna whisper to Charlie. Charlie,
wait a second, hold on his thing? How do you
know his name? What you can hear me? Whisper? How
(37:39):
did you know his name? How did you hear? One
last thing? I'm going to whisper to Charlie. You told
us you wanted to whisper one last thing to Charlie.
He's obviously sorry for ever doubting. Hey, Linda, yeah, you know,
good to see you. Charlie has been missing, going on
(38:03):
those little missions with you know, but uncle Danny Lee
day so much? Yeah, okay, saying this is his daddy. Oh,
I can't understand. It's all the gun balls and that's
going to be here soon. What you doing here, you
(38:25):
hot dog? Oh? I'm good. You look at the picture
me for Isn't that the cutest picture? That's me him
and his father forever Land ever land to Oh no,
thank you. I love standing up. I've been doing a
(38:47):
bar class. Try a long lean muscle. I have two
things I need to tell you. It's very important. Sure,
maybe send the little man to his room. Do you
want to go to your room now and listen. Okay,
uh do you want a soda mountain? Do I do? I?
Do you know where it? Can I get a warm
(39:09):
glass of a tomato juice by a chance? Oh? Sure,
we've got some on the boiler. All right. I got
good news, great news, and I've got terrible news. Did
you guys make detective at the same time, the detective
party and get off of me. Look at me, Son,
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Look at me, Danny. Danny, let him go. I killed
your father? What? I put multiple bullets through his head?
He did? What? What? What? Glenda? The second thing is
give you're in? I'm oh no, I think my army
(39:55):
is ground to call off. Carlos come into my office. Yes, sir,
I saw you were sitting on someone's lap out there. Again. Well,
I mean he's a big time heroin dealer, so I
really didn't feel like I had strict no sitting on
(40:17):
laps policy here. I was afraid of that. Why you, Carlos,
please stop sitting on the lapse of customers. I don't
want to believe me. I don't excuse me. Is Carlos
in here? Yes, Carlos, is there something I can help
you with? Why did Carlos put his shirt back on. Um,
(40:39):
we have a strict shirted policy for all of our employees.
Oh you as supervisor. I'm the owner of this hotel.
Oh it's beautiful. I'm in room one four. I would
give you the key, but I would give it to Carlos.
I don't want the key. Give me yes, here it
is okay, thank you, ma'am. Please take your key back.
I'm going to take it back and then I'm going
(41:00):
to give it back to Carlos. Carlos, give that. Uh
excuse me? Is this is where you check passports? I
wanted to clare asylum asylum? Where are you from? Ruba? Okay?
I want to requested sylum student sexual violence? We understand,
We appreciate your situation. What what's your citizenship? A reuben? Okay?
(41:24):
Check out? What's what's this guy's problems? Checking out? Right now?
So I'm wrong over here. Uh, this gentleman is a
seeking asylum apparently from a Ruba. Let's let's do what
you got. You mind taking your shirt off? I have
to do it all the time at work. Sure, Yeah,
a lot of crows in there to hide the drug.
(41:45):
Oh I know, I don't have any drugs. The only
one way to find out. Crack this coconut or we're
gonna dump it on top of this kid and make
sure there's nothing that was picking up a heroine smell.
It's only because I sat in the lap of a
heroin dealing. Is that so good? On the ground kid
on Carlos cry, you please get this man out of here?
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Absolutely the state. Why did I picture Router getting on
all four us when you sit down? Pictured the dog?
The same three comes to us from Joshua L, who writes, Hey,
alchemis I am excited to here that you will be
putting out two episodes a week. Yes, we are too
(42:40):
excited about that. Please tell everyone you've ever met Joshua L.
This is excellent news, and I'm sure I am one
of the many fans were related with this announcement. My
first exposure to the show was the replacing Zuckerberg scene,
and I've been super hooked ever since. I look forward
to all your new episodes and always go back to
re listen to my favorites again and again. We love this.
I love listening Oh this someone who works at my heart?
(43:03):
Now that then I made that. I love listening to
you go on during my commute at working at a gym,
although I've learned to not do that while I'm bench pressing,
as I've almost killed myself twise from laughing in the
middle of my set with weights above my head. Yeah,
we should probably have that disclaimer at the beginning of
every show. Do not listen while well bench pressing by
(43:28):
I love that you create superlargs rememorable characters in the
spur of the mom My Favorites all right with Martin
McCune in Room fourteen twelve, Tinko and Zack and Jack Oh,
I love zaching. Okay, I'd love to offer up a
scene here for a charitable cause. A lineup of rock
stars are brought together for a once in a lifetime
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supergroup in the recording studio with an eccentric producer who
is constantly trying to get the perfect take again and
again and again and again and again and again. I
just i'll I'm doing I'm doing the drums exactly know
why I done it? Nothing different now, there's nothing chined different.
I justting we should just put a drum machine on
(44:09):
that we can program it to do it. A little
machine though, the machine that would be different to doing
the same thing every single time, and you don't want it.
It's not a mate al right, Right, the artists are
waiting for to start the next take, sir, Do you
want to just give them instructions and so we can
move on to the next take? Maybe? Honestly, I just
(44:33):
want the artists to be in the moment. I don't
want to feel that. I understand, but it's take ninety one,
and I feel we're gonna lose some of them soon. Well,
the ones that we'd lose are the ones that the
musical body is attrophied. Maybe you go in there and
have a word. All right, I'm gonna fucking quit if
we don't get a This is fucking bullshit. Hello, I'm
(45:00):
good in the room. In the room, are you taking
the pace? Is that what you're doing? You're taking the piss?
How do you not have something usual? On something, p
on something, p in things and on things? Right? So,
what can we do differently to make you happy? I
(45:22):
just think at the moment, the magic that I had
heard I'm not hearing right now saying that. It's a
good question saying that, And we've been here all sucking
day though, right, Well, if it takes all fucking year,
you're gonna be here. I got a family. I don't
(45:45):
do this anymore. You lost your family long gone to
actually do that. You've got three family stuft and none
of them are left. They've all left you. Oh well
that makes sense, but that's because I'm Scott. Such hard touring.
As excuses go, this is not a great one. Okay,
birds feed, that's a good. That's a good. Every single
(46:09):
one of your homes, your lives are being taken care of, okay,
three of my families. It means I was scary, You're fine.
Scary things are frightening us. I'm not fredding anybody. You're
frightening us. I'm not fredding anybody. You're threatening us. I
feel freatened. No one's getting feel freed, my words, feel freatened.
(46:31):
Your home is fine, everything's being taken care of. Did
not even know how to take care of? Mc call.
I'm sure they do these because like regular birds. Yes,
so how are they doing? What's different than I'm a car?
I've got high emotional intelligence, pigeon food, different ecosystems. All right, Look,
(46:52):
this is kind of what I would call it. Fifty
years old can I ask a question? Yes? All right,
So you've put Tony Bennett with the group with all
of us in here, and he's contributing. But he's ninety four, mate,
So can we get this whole? I can't wait to sing, baby,
he's still got the spirit's still got emotional Henry T.
Could you talk to him? Just honestly? Out of everybody here,
(47:14):
he's the only one I trust. So he's still a
lot of fifty years. Yeah, that's a calling card. Suit. Look,
Tony Benn is here as a favor, right beat one
more time, because that's really got a swinging beat. Baby,
all right, Now, one of you is gonna have to
take care of him. Okay, you're gonna have to clean
him up. He's right right, But how about Huey Lewis
(47:37):
We talked to him now he's just doing this as
a favorite. Well, I mean we talked to him online
that we haven't spoken person along a long time. Okay,
why don't you see how he's doing? But I also
trusted him a lot to the people. I have an
issue with us, then what is the problem? Because we're
here all we're doing the same thing over and over again.
We can't get anything. Right, the music isn't hitting right,
(47:59):
so none of us applying music, Mate was singing. So
if the music is not okay, how about this? You
know what, why don't you follow me in this other
room real quick. I've lost a lot of jobs with that.
They tell you you and then all of a sudden
you're fired and they give you all your stuff. You're
not going to get fireday, no, check, no, look at
(48:19):
this nice right pirate team here? All right, this is
going to be an escape room. All right. Now, I'm
gonna leave you guys, and I'm gonna leave the room,
and you gotta work together as a team, Tony, once
you take lead, all right, all right, Well, the first
thing we should do is look for clues. Anything that's
not nailed down, it could possibly be a clue. Clue
(48:40):
clue for what Mate to get out of the room
and bitch walk to this door. Well check it out.
I've got a globe. Hey, hey, there's push pins in
this globe. That's got to mean something. If you want
to fight your way out, you gotta work together. That's
not giving us any new information, that animatronic right, he
(49:03):
already said that. But actually maybe there was a clue
in the fact that it was the voice of a
McCaw bard. That's my bird? Is it your bird? Could
your book say that? I want? I don't understand why
we're in an escape room to begin with, right, Mickey
Daland's you're you're American. You should be able to help
us out here. There's the escape room started in America.
(49:24):
What how do it do this? Didn't you see that? Maybe? Yeah,
I was over here smoking might leather jacket. I think. Look,
here's the deal. People looks like leather. Everyone here in
this room is done. What's that mean? You're all done?
And that young hip engineer is giving you an opportunity
(49:44):
to change things because you're all done. Go on, I'm
just getting started. Baby. You'll be dead by the end
of the week, and the rest of you have died
years ago. Dead. Your music is dead. Your music is dead,
Your bitch and complain like children. They called us, you're
not playing like they called us, yeah, because they thought
(50:06):
maybe you had something in you. But I guess they
were wrong. So unless you can get out of this room,
you say, okay, yeah, just are you saying if we
set all of our egos and all the demands aside
and just work together and figure this out together as
people relating to each other. And we got this room
will be better recording in the other room. Wait a minute,
(50:31):
work work together, work the word together. But Tony, the
word together can be anagram to get others disappearing in
the rule will start flooding in twenty minutes. Mickey tones
just puffed into feathers. But what's that? Don't get distracted.
(50:54):
Let's work one flue at a time. Anybody but the
floors wet, The floors wet, an'll think it's filling up
with That was a quick twenty men um. I think
this is really good what you're doing putting them in
that escape room. Thanks man. Yeah, quick question about myself?
What do you know about me? Tell me a little
(51:14):
bit about my music past making such an egomaniac. Give
it to me. Honestly, I think you're your your approach
of the traditional things. I got a pizza here. Yeah, wow,
Hey you're Mickey Dolan's for the monkeys. Uh uh, you're
the one who's not Peter Tork, David Jones and Mike Mesmith. Yeah, okay,
(51:37):
all right, you want an autograph? Wow? Are you saying
daydream believer. Hey, we're just going with the pizza man.
Thank you? Okay, you sure, I'll do it. Yeah, we
don't need you. I got more. How was that drop off?
How was that drop off? In? There? Didn't there any cool?
And they're way Oh my god? Which one he's the
(51:59):
one's not Peter, Michael or Davy, but the one who's
sanging most of the song. He's saying most of the songs.
Oh no, I said he sang daydream believable. You gotta
get back so like I mean the majority. Mr. I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry that I said you sang
a song that you didn't sing. That you're saying, I'm
(52:22):
a believer, not daydream believer, can't believer, which is of
course written by Neil Diamond. It's Neil Diamond here. He's
getting in tomorrow. What is this some sort of charitable single?
Are they still doing? What? You're going to come back?
I mean, should we just drive around the block or something?
Or what? He's been up there for forty minutes? Hey, guys, listen,
(52:45):
when somebody orders a pizza, it only takes one person
to deliver it, one, not four of you. So four
of us together should not go, But what if we
want to go? That's not how this works. You run register. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I understand that. Yeah, that's that's the head of the floor.
I get that. Okay, So what you have a question? No,
(53:07):
I'm just saying, we work at Dominos. Who gives this ship?
I get lonely because it makes me feel weird, makes
you feel like you guys out of your jurisdiction. Who cares.
I'm just saying I feel like you guys like Roger
more than me because still knows all this fun stuff.
But I gotta sit here alone. It's an angle. Maybe
if you could tell us something about a musical act.
(53:30):
I don't know much, Frank, it's just your ice cold
this kind of stuff you've got like cold knowledge, like
night last week and it was just bad. All right?
Okay for the final questions, is grand a chance to win? Two?
Three pictures to the table? I got It's question a question.
(53:53):
We're all in, Yeah, we're all in. Give it to me. Okay,
you said you have it? Yeah, so what's your answer? Um? Okay,
I'm looking at my good friends. I question. Okay, I'm
thinking it's uh Domino's Pizza. Yeah, Okay, that's all right,
And then for the rest of the team, we lost
all our points because you thought it was where we
(54:14):
work was the answer. That was every answer you had
was Domino's Pizzas were the Domino's crew. Maybe you're a
little hung up on the corporate culture. Are you somebody's nephew?
How don't you even get somebody's sit down? Sit down?
I got you your job here, you've been doing register.
(54:35):
You're making money. Yeah, people hate you. That's hurtful. That's hurtful.
That's the nicest way I could put it. People, the
entire shop clears out when someone orders a pizza. You
know why, they're going to a recording studio. That's not
the only people who order pizzas, the only one where
everybody gets into a car and drives away for Oh
(54:56):
so it's not about it's nothing. They don't like me. Now,
it's about you could because you've ruined your record. Dad.
Hey dad, I just opened up with two new franchises.
Oh hey, Frank, I just want to come come in here.
Let you know that business is going well and I
love you very much. Well, I expect nothing less from you.
Thank you. You know what your brothers having a hard
time with social skills again. I'm gonna I'm gonna quit
(55:21):
and I'm gonna write my own song. I'm gonna get
my own recording studio, and I'm gonna change the world forever. Okay,
we listened to your demo and I gotta say it
sounds like it sounded a little bit like the Monkeys,
and you sounded like sounded a lot like the Monkeys.
So you're saying you were trying, you were going for
that inspired by I know, I know everything there is
(55:45):
in about you know. I think you'd be interesting if
we get them in the studio. Dooex it. I work
very well with others, you do, and so other people
have comment and how well you work with us. It
seems to be a theme in my life. Yeah, people
love to collaborate rate with me. All right, Well, we
happen to have a supergroup here in the in the
(56:05):
building today. Why do we throw them in the mixt
So this is an Australian pop synth band and you're
gonna like them to go by Rudy Do So okay,
you might want to just kind of hear it for
a bit before you go in or I'm not sure
you're prossed. That sounds good. Maybe I can just hear
a couple of bars of one of their sound when
(56:30):
you go to gard So that's just a little bit.
You can't really tell. That's a digital do in the bag?
Who's playing it? Sounds like Tony Bennett? It is? Well,
is it Tony Bennetts playing? Did you red? Yeah? Never mind?
Who's playing? What? Man? Okay, we need to see how
you fit in, so in this Okay, let's put him in.
(56:53):
All right, everyone, this is we want to introduce a
new guy. This is Rank. Is great to meet your
frank time which one they caught him? Old blue Eyes.
We got out in an escape room that was gradually
(57:14):
filling up with water. But that's that's a cliff hacking
to be picked up. Some of the time, it's very gradual.
It was just seeping through the floor. What's your deal, mite,
I'm a I'm a hit maker. Chose that? Yeah, you
got a few on her hands already. I used to
be in the culinary area. You see a good Dominoes, okay,
(57:38):
and it was very popular Domino's pizza. Ch avoid the
god that Why do you want to start it off? Then,
and we'll see how he joins it. Yeah, I figured
that we can just use that sound with what he's
working with. I think he's going to count me in.
(58:00):
We'll let you choice. Hey, guys, let's make a hit.
Let me just pick up this digrely do, and let
me remind you I am available to sing at any point. No, No,
are you really good at that? Tony? We really like
you on the dig you do. I'm going to count
myself in. Oh God, three two three to one? What
(58:36):
are you doing there? Mate? Just adding my vocals to
some situation? Yea, some larus. Can we get a copy
of those copy of the lyrics? Lyrics you're I can
just telling to you it goes. I'm so alone, wait
for it, and then I'm so alone. Not exactly, Samon,
God is a kid. I don't know who that what
that means, do not even know if it's a person
(58:59):
or a concept. Yeah, that's why I stuttered, because I
was like, yeah, I thought, where are you from? From Australia.
I thought there was an English group earlier. This is
an Australian synthpop band. Oh yes, that's right. But before
people drown, one drown The lady drown. Okay, but the
(59:20):
guy that lost all his family and then and then
wasn't there another guy in your band who wasn't the
sound engineer? There was that guy. He was really rougher
on the edges. Okay. Also, Huey Lewis was here. You've
got big shoes here, I am babyc one radio. I'm
(59:42):
here with Rhody Do and with Frank. The number one
hit signals all that people going nuts for it. London
is all the chatter and it's one of those things
you hear no sound and automatically you're thinking to yourself,
how did this come about? I can't stop saying I'm alone.
I'm alone more because it's true, right, you hear it,
and it was not alone. Every man's in Ireland? So
(01:00:04):
what about it when it comes first? So we're here
with Roaldy doing Frank say hello, your baby, say one hello?
How long have you been working together? A collaboration? You know?
We bit in the studio. Actually they put us together
sort of like old fashioned. They're bringing in an artist
and I hadn't worked with him, and the rest of
my then had worked with him. Torny had never met him.
(01:00:25):
He came in with this freshness sound, and Tony liked
it and we went with it. And would you describe
the sound if you had to the world, I mean
to me personally, it's said, and you know, sure Mont
not musical yet. Yeah, but people need to pipe up.
If there was a critical boyfriend, Jerry, it is repetitive.
(01:00:48):
Welcome jet, I thought, Jerry, just pull up a check.
The only critique about your band was that they were
too upbeat. So this was nice change of pace for
you guys. I guess sorry, you know I don't care
for it, but said Tony, it's it's celebrating a hundred
and twenty five years today. Yeah, don't get up, Frank
(01:01:17):
a little bit. So wait, you're the boyfriend now asking
me a question. Now mine's kind of blending the two.
Mate A right, okay, her boyfriend comingside my body and
then it all kind of Jerry's voice come out of
him because Jerry doesn't want to get up. There's no
microphone in the big is going through the baby seagull? Whoa,
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how we do it? Over here? Where are you from? Um? Richmond, Virginia?
The one over here over here? Right? And so it's
just true you were working at Domino's Pizza before this gig.
Not only is that true, I have a big announcement
to make news break, news break, I'm leaving the band.
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You got one hit and you're going I'm going back
into the culinary world. Wow. Great here that's to business.
But good luck it. We even really invited you into
the band, so you know, I never felt very welcome.
I made a hit, and now I gotta make something.
We made a hit, right, I did the back you know,
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the backbone of the hit, the heartbeat. Probably sure, if
you've got to go, do it, you know what I mean.
Don't feel like you need to stay here? Right? What
does your Boyreen have to say about this though, Jerry, Jerry,
what do you think? I think it's for a night.
I think he's something. We have two different guys. It's
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more than fine. Now I don't want to allow anybody.
But but the room is filling up with water. Sorry,
look around for clues. Anything that's not mailed down. Blame
it on y. I blame it on Jerry oh Man. Uh.
Let's thank our engineer Doug bad and our post design
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If anybody wanted to animate one of these things, right,
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character just run with it. We would love to have
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who'd like to You know, you can draw stick figures
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We're totally down. Please. I think Chris might send him
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I'd like somebody else to do it first, I understand,
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first scene comes from Scott Waterhouse, who suggested, Hi, there,
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I started listening to your show, just over a month
ago and it's a lot of fun. Thanks. My suggestion
is a couple of people complaining about their co worker
in the lunch room. Then that co worker comes in
and they try to cover it up by pretending they
were talking about someone else, and then the co worker
joins in bitching about that someone else, and then of
course that someone else comes in, etcetera, etcetera. Let's just
say the workplace is okay um oh, And he's suggesting
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what the workplace is maybe a big camping and fishing
outdoors type place. Thanks again for the podcast. Scott Waterhouse, Brisbane,
Australia from the Internet. He makes spoons and they're beautiful.
Pause spoons, the beautiful. Shout out to scott Water spoon
crafter and it's beautiful, beautiful spoon. Hey, let me just
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begin in behind you get the almond me. You know what,
just it's just nuts to me to think that you
know what you're going to say. Don't say no, I
don't care. Every day I don't I don't care. I
don't care. Alright, Like Daniel is just always going around
we breathe greathing no matter how close or far he
is from you. It feels like he's on your neck,
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you know usually, and his breath is warmer than other
people's breath. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot hot. It's
going to be a problem. That's going to be something churning.
And I'm not saying like our normal core temperature is warm,
you know what I mean, the air used to That's
what I'm saying. But his his breath is hot. You
were in a chamber of your own air, it would
feel like nothing. Because you're already you're that Why don't
(03:55):
you say something to him? What do you say to
us every morning when we're getting coffee and trying to
start our day, because I feel like I just want
to just talk for a second. I'm not much just
and I would just like to start one day without this. Okay, Louis,
maybe you should just bring your own coffee from home.
Yeah in a Okay, we're so amazing contiguos. Have you
(04:15):
seen the new good their customed there, the way that
the fingers groove in the triple triple? Hey guys, what's
going on? Danel? What's going on? Daniel? Good morning? Good
morning everyone? How's it going? Um? Great? Great? Yeah? What
are you guys talking. I'm goout, go to the bathroom.
We were talking about the new contiguos. Ye, the new
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that's Spanish for with you. Okay, you guys are not bilingual.
I'm not as much as I don'da one one in
la biblio Teca. That's about as far as I got
John's in the library. Yep, yeah, got that. Why can't
(05:01):
we keep the name Wan? Yeah? Why does it have
to become John? Yeah? When they can translate. Why can't
people just have their own name? Right? Why did I
anglicize it? Yeah? I don't think a Mexican person would
ask you to call them John. They would rather be
called one. I think, Hey, Daniel, can I ask you
a question? Now? I don't know? Can I ask you
a question? What's up with Pete? Have you noticed the
(05:24):
pizza everybody's business? Yeah? Yeah, he's all up in my
up in my grill. Right. The other thing we were
talking about before you came in, you're talking about Pete.
With Pete occupied occupied, just just could you mind if
I just sneak in real quick Pete? No, okay, but
I can just sneak in real quick, get my job done.
(05:45):
Ill you go with your pants all the way down
to the ankle. So this is my personal time. This
is my personal time. Do back to back and then
we'll flip it down between our whatever stream comes between.
It's we don't know who's who. Oh Jesus, why didn't
you lock the door? Okay, I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah,
(06:06):
I have figured as much. Why are your pants around
your ankles? What is this? This is my private time.
It's a it's a bathroom. It's all this private time.
You're wow, wow, wow, we ware I got a three
sausage special's room. You really shouldn't be in here, Oh
I shouldn't. What year are you from? It says gender neutral?
(06:27):
You beast Marshal? Come on, that wasn't which South of
jama going to choose? Marshall? Pete Janet? Not today? Okay,
not today. You don't want to play, No, I don't
want to play at guys looking shot? Huh? Do your
pig a little piggly wiggly? Come on, don't make fun
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of Ferris size. It's a nice size, such a good Yes,
it's travel size. Just looks small next to us, Yeah,
just okay? And I would I really want to put
it away but I can't. Don't I own it, honor it.
I need to finish peeing. But I've stopped. I've been
I've been held up because of this. To come out
of that thing, you don't know? Do you know how
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much rip? Now? I don't. Look. Today's a stressful day
because I have to, you know, have to pitch the
new item to Daniel. I can't listen to this my
way around a second? Yeah? Yeah, I made a name.
You want to call him that? No breath? You feel
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that way too, don't you like? It's just so hot,
you know, don't say hot on my neck? Well we're
just close. I got pee. I'm not going to move around.
So Janek has to clean up my peace in here,
thank you? And the other thing about Pete, I mean,
have you seen him cutting his toenails at his desk?
Anyone do that? Well? I watched him cut his tonails
at his desk. Watch. Well that's another thing. But yeah,
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to give him more space? Are you done at the copy? Everybody? Space?
I disagree? I respectfully disagree. Look, I'm trying to sell
fishing supplies and one spoons here right right, So Daniel, uh,
what do you think we should say? To Pete because
I feel like, why do you want to have an as?
Because I don't understand why everyone is dumping their ship
on me. I think you're kind of getting in the mix.
(08:17):
Really like people can just walk away from this, you know.
I like a good mix. Yeah, I mean, I don't
want to start anything, but um, Louis is getting on
my nerves. Talk about it, talk about I don't want
I'm not starting anything. I'm not starting. Hold on, okay,
you're pooping trying to it's hard standing up with a
(08:39):
little curly hairs. Yeah, the curly curly hairs go right
under the eyes and they come out through the ears.
What are we gonna call him? Oh, you're the one
who makes the names squiggle his? Am I wrong? Or
is he kind of annoying? You're not wrong at all,
not at all, not at all, Sorry, Janet active, you're
(09:01):
feeling justified man, and you're based on your personal Okay,
I can't do this anymore. Are you sure all right?
I'll leave you two here? Or did you really leave
commercials gone? He went to the fence. Lasha went through
the Thanks, Hey, Pete, thanks for coming in. We got
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your pitch is ready? Honest? Him. Yes, oh, great, great, great, great. Well,
whenever you're ready, just jump on in. Um. Well, I
had one idea for a product. But sorry, sorry, i'm
running late. Let me sit down. Every day, did you
come through the ceiling? I like to travel through the vents.
It's actually faster than you'd think. When you see how
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clutted the hallways, kid, everyone is impressed by it. I
was in the bathroom. I overheard Pete say, never mind,
never mind, what are you doing. It's not a big deal,
not for the pitch, and then you start ship immediately.
I didn't want to start ship. It's just I feel
like you have the right to know that. I question you.
Guys were in the bathroom together, and you're saying you
(10:07):
you've saved time because you went through the vent. But
yet he was here first. He certainly was and ready
to pick. And I'm doing the details. You know, I'm
a spreadsheet gal, and this just doesn't add up. I
don't think that the events save time. I'm with you, Well,
I guess I will take the stairs next time. I
thought the events were fast. Speaking of time to time,
(10:27):
you've cost this pitch is already insurmountable. So speaking of insurmountable.
Speaking of insturmountable, the attitude, the everest, the attitude that
you're bringing into this room is insurmountable. O my god,
for the pitch. I want to hear the pitch. It's
just about to pick. Let's let's let's go ahead. Okay,
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Daniel can use Can you roll your chair towards you more?
I think we're missing one person? Should we wait? Did
you want to wait for Williams? I mean it seems
like Williams is probably busy taking up everybody's parking spaces. Right, okay,
all right, you know I'm gonna get started, so jump
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in place. Well. I brought this this, this look at
that with posterboard on it, and I was going to
reveal the new version of the wooden spoons that we
should be selling. But I'm not going to pitch that.
After all, I'm pitching something else for the workplace, all right,
mess it up? Something else for the workplace. A better attitude.
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How do you to each other? If we want to
see more sales on the sales floor, we need to
have more joy in the office. Bush this question that
we should be more respectful to each other. He's king
disrespect I'm not keen disrespect and if I am keen disrespecting,
(11:53):
off with your head. Okay, well, well there is there
someone here a good help me? Just want to buy this.
I guess something about something. Yeah, it's just there's no
one here at the desk. I don't know where. Well
I've listen. I know every nuking cranny at this place.
Oh great, can you just ring this up? But just
want to get these spoons. What is a spoon? Huh,
(12:14):
it's wooden spoons. For the two dollars for these spoons?
All right, the mood to later some hatch some spoons. Yeah,
haven't you got a fishing trip coming up? I need
spoons to fish, so okay, I understand you're gonna need
a spoon to fish. I don't know how to press
the buttons on this machine, okay, but I can accept cash?
(12:37):
Is there? Well, you just make me get that. I've
just been kind of seeing you, Miranda around the sales floor.
I just don't know if you're been walking with a
purpose on me. I got a bucket in one man,
all right, I just would like to see a sales associated,
sales associate. What's your name? Giving your I d Okay,
(12:57):
hold on, here we go. It's dust and black dustn't
flacking flaking? What kind of name is flacking? I'm gonna
take this. I'm gonna confiscate this. That's my credit card.
Picture of my kids. That's too bad, ugly little heads
on their neck. And I think a way that we
can start better communication right now is by implementing some
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of the things we learned in that corporate improv I'm sorry,
thank you for joining up. Okay, so when do we
do this? Let's fill it in. We're getting better attitudes
because so much to me, I just don't want to
sit next to Daniel telling Okay, this is what I'm telling.
Don't want to sit next stop reading, gosh, okay, follow me,
(13:39):
following me. Unrolling window. I don't know what we're in. Well,
these rolls out windows, don't roll back up. Okay, what
do we go? This is going to be a quick exercise.
It's called telephone. Let's do it. I'm going to whisper
something into it's called telegram, No telephone. This part is
called listening ahead. I'm going to whisper something into Phil's ear,
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and then it's going to make it all the way
around and I want to see if we're good at communication,
not embellishing or adding any negativity. Here we go. Go ahead.
My monkey washes his bomb. Okay, hey, get over. I
hate this game. My monkey walk to the store. Don't
(14:20):
touch my leg. Did you touch your leg? It's okay,
just keep going, Um, stop touching me. That's just part
of this. Is not part of my goo go go go.
Is anyone on the sales floor right now? I just
don't understand perfectly well. I almost stick a Cara Beaner
(14:40):
in this part. Okay, okay, uh, the monkey has the
right to return any anything to the store. What is happening.
I have no idea I'm supposed to touch you right here.
I can't wait to get whispered to. Okay, okay, you
can just say it at a normal voice. Oh my god,
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Oh say it, Daniel Monica. Monica wanted Monica wanted the beach.
Monica wanted the beach in her hair. Okay, my uncle
wanted a knee hair. That's not important. We need to
(15:27):
know what he said to you to me, I have to,
but you just read it information. You want me to
whisper again? I could smell it, okay, Okay, so it
ended with my uncle wanted a knee hair, okay, and
it started with my monkey washes his bump. Why did
(15:48):
that change? That's a good question. Anybody here tell me, No,
it changed. Oh yeah, it was improblem No, but that's
not why it changed. Changed because we were all recoiling
from the touch of one another and trying to just
grab what we could. It's also hard to hear when
we were whispering, because that's not normally how we should
be speaking. Let's reverse it. Okay, fine, all right, let's
see how that goes. Sir. You don't have a receipt
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for this. You can't leave the store. You're shoplifting. Oh no,
I paid. I played with a bucket and she said, no,
where's your I d MYDC has it? Please? I got
all these countaners on my skin. You're lucky that I don't.
Just this is a sporting good store. If Daddy doesn't
come home with the spoons, no one's eating. No, no
(16:31):
one's eating. But it's a sandwich. We need the spoons.
You look, if you arrest me, my kids are not
gonna eat. They're they're just is the reason we have
such high prices problem? Yeah, we got a shoplifter, I paid,
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I haven't yet. I don't know if he has rights yet.
I don't know what he's right. He doesn't have an
I d I how did you get here? What do
you mean? I mean, how did you get you know?
I have a no, No, there was a woman or
a man with a bucket, someone your lives. I heard
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Daniel has flaming hot breath, and we all want him gone. Okay,
nobody said it started with the rainbows, bring joy to smiles?
Can we just can we just do around without Daniel?
Is that okay? Maybe that would change something. How do
you think that makes Daniel feel? I don't care. Let's
ask you, Daniel, how does that make you feel? I
feel terrible about that. There's something wrong with my breath. Guys,
(17:41):
it's not. It doesn't smell. So let's be honest. Then,
why don't we take a moment to be honest. Okay,
I'll say one thing, be honest. Let's go around, okay.
Two One, I appreciate the work ethic in this room.
I like this, depreciate the jerk ethic. Okay, this is
this is Daniel. Daniel's really good A telephone Daniel. Each
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one of us is going to share an honest feeling
while the others anyone on the sales floor. Yes, I
think we have security guards out there right now. Okay,
f hear me, you hear me. We're sending that host
all right. Okay, So that was nice. That was nice. Um,
you're honest about how you feel about people being heartful.
(18:25):
I'm just hungry at lunchtime. That's all being hungry. That's
great to be honest, Wias, I think that every Williams
just speak from your hearme. I think Daniel should go honestly.
I think Daniel is discussing. I think he's ugly. I
think he smells funky. And it's just like, we want
a better work environment, Okay, we want people that don't stinky. Daniel.
I'm sorry, Daniel. You don't have to apologize for telling
(18:47):
the truth. You're being told to be vulnerable. Your life
would be better if Daniel were gone. Yes, but I
don't mean it personally. It's not a dig at the workplace.
He is gone at the workplace. You're saying, not personally.
Like so if you gont it to be your roommate
where you live, you'd be fine with that. No, I
want him gone. Personally, I am looking for a place
to live. It's not personal. I just want to Daniel,
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but he just said he's looking for a place to live,
crashing with my sister right now. That's temporary. Williams's going
to be your place at six. I can't. You can't
do that, this person reach out into my home, my
home home. Well, I don't mean to have to pull
up the contract that you signed when you first started
working here. I signed that when I was eighteen. Coop.
(19:31):
Let's pull up. Let's pull up. You'll haunt us forever.
We'll do that. When I was the point team. Get
that and how do you know? Yeah, thank you, thank you.
I keep track. You did not respond to my birthday
letter to nine okay, usually sent that to the company email. Oh,
(19:52):
me and Daniel are on the same the same last name.
It's gone. It's the same last name. That's why it's
just it's not it's because the same last name is
because it was always gifts. I bring gifts. I know,
I know, I know that you're supposed to bring gifts,
not gifts. I bring gifts, I know, but you make
us all look around your phone enough. I've heard enough.
(20:15):
I'm making changes right now from this point on. All right,
why are you breaking ranges? Because something has to be done, Daniel.
I'm here to save you. This is to help you.
You were having some sort of a pitch. I thought
you were lower on the totem poles. I was, but
I'm using the contract that we all signed to. Okay,
I'm here with one of the hostages right now. So
what more were you feeling? Are you? Okay? I thought
(20:37):
I was controlling. Now it's out of controlling. There. I
was security, but I wasn't prepared for something like this.
Somebody see me. So you were security and you were
one of the first people to leave. We want is that.
I can hear them asking for sandwiches right now. So
accountability partners, Okay, everybody put your name in this hat
(21:00):
and whoever you draw will be your accountability partner. Are
you talking about actually sketching somebody? No, I just mean
writing your name. Okay, But I don't want Daniel, I'm
not doing. Okay, That's what I'm saying is going to
be in there. Then you take Daniel, you take in
ok here we go now, Okay, it's you withel with agreed. Yeah,
(21:27):
same last name. I love with your partners. What's our
first project? You know what I've got the first project here?
What do we think happened to Daniel? Just in general,
you just go from work to work, from business to
business and alienate everyone on a day. One poor bastard
just wanted to get along and he has a good heart. Yeah,
and it's like it's a great heart. It's an indigestion thing.
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It's about scene too comes from Toby Dear Alchemists, Greetings
from London. I jumped onto your podcast when the first
episode aired and haven't looked back. Love love most of
what you do at Uh just come back for holiday
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and Thailand being on limited means I couldn't afford to
fly direct, had to change a couple of times, which
means a lot of lengthen layovers and lots of time
spending queuing up with other weary travelers. This leads me
to my scenario idea. The Alchemists are airport staff manning
women ing the pre flight checks, passport control, metal detectors,
(22:37):
baggage claim all that jazz overworked, underpaid. They have to
deal with all manner of weird and wacky passengers and
problems from service animals to smugglers. Well, just beautiful literation
all the way through there, Toby. Thank you must be
speaking to kings of English. It would be such a
thrill for me if this got picked. But I'll be
tuning in and laughing regardless of what you guys decided
(22:59):
to run with. Best way, Just next, here's next, I'm next. Okay, um,
I'm pre check. So anything to declare no, Mmm, I
don't like to look in your eyes. Listen, I'm pre check.
I I paid money to be able to go through
this line. Your pre check. Think your royalty in some ways, right,
I not royalty. What was your purpose of the trip vacation?
(23:23):
So pleasure? Yeah, pleasure? And you didn't do any shopping.
I mean I shopped, sure, but I used whatever I
needed to use. I went through everything that was receipts.
I'm not I'm not claiming these things. This is just
for fun. So you didn't buy anything you're bringing home? No? No,
you just bought sundown lotion. Are you saying you had
(23:46):
that coat you're wearing now before you came? Yeah? Yeah,
I have an extensive collection. I've got lots of First
I can literally smell the fears. It's not fear, it's for.
It's for. It's hot here God, when you sweating first?
Please let me through. All right, here we go, Thank you? Next, Hello,
(24:11):
where are you coming from? I'm coming from a Ruba?
If you will? I did. It was wonderful. I fell
in love with a person or the place with both, yes,
but a person, yes, a special someone. Where's that someone?
Walking on air? Wish this could get me all the
(24:33):
way home instead of getting on the plane. Where's that someone? Now?
Here's your my time? Man? Oh? Thank you very much.
Anything else you need? I would like you to sit
on my left I really, I really can't do that. Carlos, Carlos.
Am I pronouncing that correctly? Carlos, Carlos, Look at your eyes.
(24:55):
I can't look at my own eyes. Oh if you could,
you'd never stop. Okay, Just are you signing for the
room or rose petals? Carlos? Are you signing for the room?
I can put it on the room. Okay, I have
a room. Which room is it? It's room one? No? No, no,
just just take a peek at it. Keep it in
(25:16):
your pocket, Carlos, take your top off. It's hot out here.
You're making me feel lonely, one topless girl on the beach.
I'm really trying to avert my gaze right now, Come on, Carlos,
I have a little fun. Did you make this drink yourself?
(25:37):
I know the bartender did deliver it, Carlos, So I
just need a signal ring on your finger. No ring line,
good sign, good sign, long lifeline though, Please let go.
You're gonna have three children, you know what. I'm supposed
to have three children? To look at our palms, Carlos,
(25:58):
Are you freaking out right now? You you think you're
you're still having three children? Don't lie? Round up. I'm
fifty two. Okay, that's a nice little adam together. It's
(26:21):
a cute number. That's how old my grandmother was when
she passed. Okay, somebody's waving to be over there. Please
I don't. I don't have anything to wipe my tears.
My bikini tip is gone. Are you guys done them?
I think we're almost gone. Are we done? Yeah? Okay?
(26:43):
Who I want to take? Yeah, welcome back to the
United States. Thank you so much. Serve me help you. Yep,
here's my passport. Okay, what was a person of your trip?
That's other business or pleasure business. Business, it's definitely a business.
And what was your business? Drug smuggling? Oh that's great,
(27:05):
that's great. Most people don't even try that joke. It's
a favorite on our side of what sort of trucks
were your smuggling? Dan? Um? Black tar? Heroin stuffed in
my butt? Sometimes it looks like that does I'm always
like so funny over there, clipp guys killing me. Oh,
(27:28):
this is cliff are how are you doing up? There's
Roder Roder Hey, come here, buddy. Ro loves this guy,
but all up in it. Look he likes but he
likes my butt. That's the antal candle Roder boys, good buddy, Dan.
(27:49):
How long were you in the Ruba? Forty eight hours? Wow?
Quick trip, So just enough time to get the block.
Just just load all this stuff in my asses. You
know how it goes. He's got black tar? I never
heard that one man. Sure there's not a clothing or
anything else. Let me see, let me see. Nope, just
the drugs. What do you do in the States, Dan,
(28:13):
I sell this to your school children? Yeah? How about
those reds this year? Huh? Have a good series. That's
what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. All right, well, Dan,
it's great to meet you. Man. I wish you could
hang out with you guys. Well you can. We've got
an application if you shut up. Router. But yeah, well
(28:37):
here's my number. This is crazy, here's my card. Take
my card, all right, give me a coffee? Went some
black tart? That's right, It says drug dealer on the
car literally says al right, gentlemen, you guys are great.
You guys are damn good day. What about that? Dan?
It was great? Yep? What do you got that business?
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Your pleasure? Grieff, You were in a room. But for grief,
I'm not sure we've heard that one. Oh it's so sad,
is it? It's in my way? It was a funeral, wow, okay.
And don't you want to know the details. Well I do,
and I don't. We're supposed to stay impartial, right and
(29:20):
treat everybody the same. So I'm sorry for your grief. Funeral,
your sister she passed. I'm sorry for your loss. She
was a snorkeler. She died doing what she loves. No
no driving. I see, Uh, what kind of car did
you drive? It was a small bug Volkswagen. That's right,
(29:44):
So hold on. So you're telling me that I'm going
to go first and see that I have drugs in
my butt, or we're actually gonna put the drugs in Sarah's.
But must what I'm telling you. It seems like you're
going to go with my butt. Yeah, I don't What
you can fit in my back drives me a lot.
There's miles have been to put it in my banana
(30:07):
Dakari Margarita. Than you. Thank you, Carlos, Thank you, cheers, cheers, cheers, Carlos.
Have you ever looked at your own eyes in the mirror?
I guess lucky. Can't you sit on my lup? Sure? Okay,
So just just want to make this clerk in. I'm
gonna say out loud that I have drugs in my butt.
(30:29):
But we're not putting the drugs in my butt. We're
putting him up her butt. You have a strong bed.
Are we going to But don't worry about that, boy,
carlle Is, you're gonna think of something. Huh, here's twenty bucks.
What do you think about that girl? So she was
driving a bug. She was driving oh down allergic, I'm allergic.
He likes everybody. Yeah, that's what's up there? Man? My
(30:53):
but that's a favorite of rouders. Yeah, it's all that's
in there. He's impartial. It's very forward. Looks like we
got a woman over here, might be uh having drugs up,
but we're gonna send a team down there. A step
asep butth hole. Second jukes on the butt with a
(31:15):
butth hole. You had to check both um section nineteen
gate two. Yeah, okay, I'm looking at camera. See now?
How long were you in rub I was in a
ruba for seven horrible day? Right, you had to make
a lot of We had rain on four of the days,
which days Monday, right Wednesday? Luminous. A woman here, get
(31:43):
on the ground, map the dog. Get those guys were
a fresh router the corund Get that dog. He can't
get on the ground. Put right here. We gotta check
her butt now, all right, put this tent up quick,
get that dog out of there. Around soon we're turn
(32:05):
around to open your button, Cuff. I can't open my butt.
We're gonna turn around open your buttonuff. I've never opened
my button my life. Man, if you have to do this,
you will beats. Man. You don't have to open your butt.
What is your problem? I just want to fit in.
(32:25):
You guys are having some fun down here on the floor.
I get I get a little cool, very aggressive, I know,
but I don't get to work the deadsk you know.
I just get to carry. They are gonna walk around
on the table. We're gonna fit in my chilling a
woman chance to open her But yeah, you're probably right.
You could have asked me nicely. Let's try that scenario.
Come on in again and ask your nights. Okay, so
you were how long I was? Seven things? Get off?
(32:52):
Would you tell him that rain was Monday and Wednesday
and then Thursday, and then it looked like it was
going to be gone, Friday was and then around I'm sorry,
excuse me? Yes, would you mind showing me your but
who would phrase it like that? I don't know. I
don't date much. No, I don't talk to a lot
(33:13):
of people. I wow, this plaice looks very fancy. Yeah,
it's really fancy. You know they let you open carry here.
So what is it? What is that I'm allowed to
have my side arm exposed? Can I start you guys
off with something to drink? Yes? Please? Um, yeah, I'll
have Is that a kennel in the back. Oh, it's
(33:34):
just an alley dog. Nothing worried. I'm not worried at all.
I have a well big gun, have a saw off shotgun.
Run on my hip. Um, you know what, Well, I'll
have all have a warm tomato, juice, salt pepper on
the side, and a small little saucer. I'd like soy sauce.
If you could just in a teaspoon amount. I'd like
a shot of vodka, shot tequila, shot of brandy. Don't
(33:56):
mix any of them because I like my liquor separate.
And then if I could have as a plate of ice,
that of ice, got no problem. And for you, I'm
leaving another one left. Do you still want me to
bring that extensive drink order? Yeah, I guess I'll just
(34:16):
might as well make it a double stand down. I'm
going to go back to the office. Okay, thank you. You
You have a granddaughter, Okay, hot little number. Maybe we
should see if she's available some nice Sure. Does she
come into Dallas or does she live in Dallas? Or
(34:38):
she nesn't live in Dallas. No, she lives in Montana.
Why would you ask me that? I don't know. We're
in Dallas, but she lives in Montana. Okay, well it's appropriate,
ask and everything rude and invasive. Open my button? Does
your granddaughter live in Dallas? Sorry? Sorry? If you ever
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go to Montana? Is this lin I'm gonna move or what? Yes,
We're gonna get you when we can. Please. So, did
you catch her? No? But what happened? They let her go?
They let her go. You you're supposed to stop her.
It's not that easy, Okay. There's a lot of pure
pressures so society. No. I tried to get her cough
(35:20):
with her butt open, but no one would let it on.
What did you show them your badge? Weren't it? But
it just it wasn't Router. Yeah, goddamn dog adopted Router
and a lot of PTSD with the pub And I
need you to go stop her from entering the United States.
Already entered. This is you need to go track her down.
(35:43):
This is your job. You're gonna let that black tar
heroin hit the streets. It's already in. I can't control
conty gangsters just being gangsters. You're all very good at
and no, I'm not you man. You gotta let us
know you're a cut Okay, I'm not. He's not giving
a break. Yeah, so we got a big shipment coming
(36:05):
in in the way of an old lady. Okay, so
why do you be so like specific about this ship?
He's being informative. Man. This guy's a one who comes
in here is a cop. What do I gotta do
to proof to you? I'm not a cop? I'm a
kid cop. We got one in the back. Yeah, this
(36:32):
is okay. Can I whisper? I like to whisper to
my bidings before I calls sick. I'm gonna get you
out of here. What are you guys putting the telephone?
He's not going to be good because he can't say
what he hurt. I like to I like to get
really menacing. Let's chuck, I know your wife and kids.
(36:54):
I'll take care of them. What do you say? We
know what he says? No, no, no, no, leave the
tape on and leave the tape on. Ship. I love
this guy, manz Chuck, I'm gonna have to put with
your head. Okay, alright, alright, Hey, I'm gonna gettings. No problem,
(37:18):
here we go. This is nine millimeter and we know
what it is. Cops carrying this guy's co incidental? All right?
His haircuts like cop hair. That's how I do it,
all right, This one last thing, I'm gonna whisper to Charlie. Charlie,
wait a second, hold on his thing? How do you
know his name? What you can hear me? Whisper? How
(37:39):
did you know his name? How did you hear? One
last thing? I'm going to whisper to Charlie. You told
us you wanted to whisper one last thing to Charlie.
He's obviously sorry for ever doubting. Hey, Linda, yeah, you know,
good to see you. Charlie has been missing, going on
(38:03):
those little missions with you know, but uncle Danny Lee
day so much? Yeah, okay, saying this is his daddy. Oh,
I can't understand. It's all the gun balls and that's
going to be here soon. What you doing here, you
(38:25):
hot dog? Oh? I'm good. You look at the picture
me for Isn't that the cutest picture? That's me him
and his father forever Land ever land to Oh no,
thank you. I love standing up. I've been doing a
(38:47):
bar class. Try a long lean muscle. I have two
things I need to tell you. It's very important. Sure,
maybe send the little man to his room. Do you
want to go to your room now and listen. Okay,
uh do you want a soda mountain? Do I do? I?
Do you know where it? Can I get a warm
(39:09):
glass of a tomato juice by a chance? Oh? Sure,
we've got some on the boiler. All right. I got
good news, great news, and I've got terrible news. Did
you guys make detective at the same time, the detective
party and get off of me. Look at me, Son,
(39:31):
Look at me, Danny. Danny, let him go. I killed
your father? What? I put multiple bullets through his head?
He did? What? What? What? Glenda? The second thing is
give you're in? I'm oh no, I think my army
(39:55):
is ground to call off. Carlos come into my office. Yes, sir,
I saw you were sitting on someone's lap out there. Again. Well,
I mean he's a big time heroin dealer, so I
really didn't feel like I had strict no sitting on
(40:17):
laps policy here. I was afraid of that. Why you, Carlos,
please stop sitting on the lapse of customers. I don't
want to believe me. I don't excuse me. Is Carlos
in here? Yes, Carlos, is there something I can help
you with? Why did Carlos put his shirt back on. Um,
(40:39):
we have a strict shirted policy for all of our employees.
Oh you as supervisor. I'm the owner of this hotel.
Oh it's beautiful. I'm in room one four. I would
give you the key, but I would give it to Carlos.
I don't want the key. Give me yes, here it
is okay, thank you, ma'am. Please take your key back.
I'm going to take it back and then I'm going
(41:00):
to give it back to Carlos. Carlos, give that. Uh
excuse me? Is this is where you check passports? I
wanted to clare asylum asylum? Where are you from? Ruba? Okay?
I want to requested sylum student sexual violence? We understand,
We appreciate your situation. What what's your citizenship? A reuben? Okay?
(41:24):
Check out? What's what's this guy's problems? Checking out? Right now?
So I'm wrong over here. Uh, this gentleman is a
seeking asylum apparently from a Ruba. Let's let's do what
you got. You mind taking your shirt off? I have
to do it all the time at work. Sure, Yeah,
a lot of crows in there to hide the drug.
(41:45):
Oh I know, I don't have any drugs. The only
one way to find out. Crack this coconut or we're
gonna dump it on top of this kid and make
sure there's nothing that was picking up a heroine smell.
It's only because I sat in the lap of a
heroin dealing. Is that so good? On the ground kid
on Carlos cry, you please get this man out of here?
(42:17):
Absolutely the state. Why did I picture Router getting on
all four us when you sit down? Pictured the dog?
The same three comes to us from Joshua L, who writes, Hey,
alchemis I am excited to here that you will be
putting out two episodes a week. Yes, we are too
(42:40):
excited about that. Please tell everyone you've ever met Joshua L.
This is excellent news, and I'm sure I am one
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first exposure to the show was the replacing Zuckerberg scene,
and I've been super hooked ever since. I look forward
to all your new episodes and always go back to
re listen to my favorites again and again. We love this.
I love listening Oh this someone who works at my heart?
(43:03):
Now that then I made that. I love listening to
you go on during my commute at working at a gym,
although I've learned to not do that while I'm bench pressing,
as I've almost killed myself twise from laughing in the
middle of my set with weights above my head. Yeah,
we should probably have that disclaimer at the beginning of
every show. Do not listen while well bench pressing by
(43:28):
I love that you create superlargs rememorable characters in the
spur of the mom My Favorites all right with Martin
McCune in Room fourteen twelve, Tinko and Zack and Jack Oh,
I love zaching. Okay, I'd love to offer up a
scene here for a charitable cause. A lineup of rock
stars are brought together for a once in a lifetime
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supergroup in the recording studio with an eccentric producer who
is constantly trying to get the perfect take again and
again and again and again and again and again. I
just i'll I'm doing I'm doing the drums exactly know
why I done it? Nothing different now, there's nothing chined different.
I justting we should just put a drum machine on
(44:09):
that we can program it to do it. A little
machine though, the machine that would be different to doing
the same thing every single time, and you don't want it.
It's not a mate al right, Right, the artists are
waiting for to start the next take, sir, Do you
want to just give them instructions and so we can
move on to the next take? Maybe? Honestly, I just
(44:33):
want the artists to be in the moment. I don't
want to feel that. I understand, but it's take ninety one,
and I feel we're gonna lose some of them soon. Well,
the ones that we'd lose are the ones that the
musical body is attrophied. Maybe you go in there and
have a word. All right, I'm gonna fucking quit if
we don't get a This is fucking bullshit. Hello, I'm
(45:00):
good in the room. In the room, are you taking
the pace? Is that what you're doing? You're taking the piss?
How do you not have something usual? On something, p
on something, p in things and on things? Right? So,
what can we do differently to make you happy? I
(45:22):
just think at the moment, the magic that I had
heard I'm not hearing right now saying that. It's a
good question saying that, And we've been here all sucking
day though, right, Well, if it takes all fucking year,
you're gonna be here. I got a family. I don't
(45:45):
do this anymore. You lost your family long gone to
actually do that. You've got three family stuft and none
of them are left. They've all left you. Oh well
that makes sense, but that's because I'm Scott. Such hard touring.
As excuses go, this is not a great one. Okay,
birds feed, that's a good. That's a good. Every single
(46:09):
one of your homes, your lives are being taken care of, okay,
three of my families. It means I was scary, You're fine.
Scary things are frightening us. I'm not fredding anybody. You're
frightening us. I'm not fredding anybody. You're threatening us. I
feel freatened. No one's getting feel freed, my words, feel freatened.
(46:31):
Your home is fine, everything's being taken care of. Did
not even know how to take care of? Mc call.
I'm sure they do these because like regular birds. Yes,
so how are they doing? What's different than I'm a car?
I've got high emotional intelligence, pigeon food, different ecosystems. All right, Look,
(46:52):
this is kind of what I would call it. Fifty
years old can I ask a question? Yes? All right,
So you've put Tony Bennett with the group with all
of us in here, and he's contributing. But he's ninety four, mate,
So can we get this whole? I can't wait to sing, baby,
he's still got the spirit's still got emotional Henry T.
Could you talk to him? Just honestly? Out of everybody here,
(47:14):
he's the only one I trust. So he's still a
lot of fifty years. Yeah, that's a calling card. Suit. Look,
Tony Benn is here as a favor, right beat one
more time, because that's really got a swinging beat. Baby,
all right, Now, one of you is gonna have to
take care of him. Okay, you're gonna have to clean
him up. He's right right, But how about Huey Lewis
(47:37):
We talked to him now he's just doing this as
a favorite. Well, I mean we talked to him online
that we haven't spoken person along a long time. Okay,
why don't you see how he's doing? But I also
trusted him a lot to the people. I have an
issue with us, then what is the problem? Because we're
here all we're doing the same thing over and over again.
We can't get anything. Right, the music isn't hitting right,
(47:59):
so none of us applying music, Mate was singing. So
if the music is not okay, how about this? You
know what, why don't you follow me in this other
room real quick. I've lost a lot of jobs with that.
They tell you you and then all of a sudden
you're fired and they give you all your stuff. You're
not going to get fireday, no, check, no, look at
(48:19):
this nice right pirate team here? All right, this is
going to be an escape room. All right. Now, I'm
gonna leave you guys, and I'm gonna leave the room,
and you gotta work together as a team, Tony, once
you take lead, all right, all right, Well, the first
thing we should do is look for clues. Anything that's
not nailed down, it could possibly be a clue. Clue
(48:40):
clue for what Mate to get out of the room
and bitch walk to this door. Well check it out.
I've got a globe. Hey, hey, there's push pins in
this globe. That's got to mean something. If you want
to fight your way out, you gotta work together. That's
not giving us any new information, that animatronic right, he
(49:03):
already said that. But actually maybe there was a clue
in the fact that it was the voice of a
McCaw bard. That's my bird? Is it your bird? Could
your book say that? I want? I don't understand why
we're in an escape room to begin with, right, Mickey
Daland's you're you're American. You should be able to help
us out here. There's the escape room started in America.
(49:24):
What how do it do this? Didn't you see that? Maybe? Yeah,
I was over here smoking might leather jacket. I think. Look,
here's the deal. People looks like leather. Everyone here in
this room is done. What's that mean? You're all done?
And that young hip engineer is giving you an opportunity
(49:44):
to change things because you're all done. Go on, I'm
just getting started. Baby. You'll be dead by the end
of the week, and the rest of you have died
years ago. Dead. Your music is dead. Your music is dead,
Your bitch and complain like children. They called us, you're
not playing like they called us, yeah, because they thought
(50:06):
maybe you had something in you. But I guess they
were wrong. So unless you can get out of this room,
you say, okay, yeah, just are you saying if we
set all of our egos and all the demands aside
and just work together and figure this out together as
people relating to each other. And we got this room
will be better recording in the other room. Wait a minute,
(50:31):
work work together, work the word together. But Tony, the
word together can be anagram to get others disappearing in
the rule will start flooding in twenty minutes. Mickey tones
just puffed into feathers. But what's that? Don't get distracted.
(50:54):
Let's work one flue at a time. Anybody but the
floors wet, The floors wet, an'll think it's filling up
with That was a quick twenty men um. I think
this is really good what you're doing putting them in
that escape room. Thanks man. Yeah, quick question about myself?
What do you know about me? Tell me a little
(51:14):
bit about my music past making such an egomaniac. Give
it to me. Honestly, I think you're your your approach
of the traditional things. I got a pizza here. Yeah, wow,
Hey you're Mickey Dolan's for the monkeys. Uh uh, you're
the one who's not Peter Tork, David Jones and Mike Mesmith. Yeah, okay,
(51:37):
all right, you want an autograph? Wow? Are you saying
daydream believer. Hey, we're just going with the pizza man.
Thank you? Okay, you sure, I'll do it. Yeah, we
don't need you. I got more. How was that drop off?
How was that drop off? In? There? Didn't there any cool?
And they're way Oh my god? Which one he's the
(51:59):
one's not Peter, Michael or Davy, but the one who's
sanging most of the song. He's saying most of the songs.
Oh no, I said he sang daydream believable. You gotta
get back so like I mean the majority. Mr. I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry that I said you sang
a song that you didn't sing. That you're saying, I'm
(52:22):
a believer, not daydream believer, can't believer, which is of
course written by Neil Diamond. It's Neil Diamond here. He's
getting in tomorrow. What is this some sort of charitable single?
Are they still doing? What? You're going to come back?
I mean, should we just drive around the block or something?
Or what? He's been up there for forty minutes? Hey, guys, listen,
(52:45):
when somebody orders a pizza, it only takes one person
to deliver it, one, not four of you. So four
of us together should not go, But what if we
want to go? That's not how this works. You run register. Yeah, okay, yeah,
I understand that. Yeah, that's that's the head of the floor.
I get that. Okay, So what you have a question? No,
(53:07):
I'm just saying, we work at Dominos. Who gives this ship?
I get lonely because it makes me feel weird, makes
you feel like you guys out of your jurisdiction. Who cares.
I'm just saying I feel like you guys like Roger
more than me because still knows all this fun stuff.
But I gotta sit here alone. It's an angle. Maybe
if you could tell us something about a musical act.
(53:30):
I don't know much, Frank, it's just your ice cold
this kind of stuff you've got like cold knowledge, like
night last week and it was just bad. All right?
Okay for the final questions, is grand a chance to win? Two?
Three pictures to the table? I got It's question a question.
(53:53):
We're all in, Yeah, we're all in. Give it to me. Okay,
you said you have it? Yeah, so what's your answer? Um? Okay,
I'm looking at my good friends. I question. Okay, I'm
thinking it's uh Domino's Pizza. Yeah, Okay, that's all right,
And then for the rest of the team, we lost
all our points because you thought it was where we
(54:14):
work was the answer. That was every answer you had
was Domino's Pizzas were the Domino's crew. Maybe you're a
little hung up on the corporate culture. Are you somebody's nephew?
How don't you even get somebody's sit down? Sit down?
I got you your job here, you've been doing register.
(54:35):
You're making money. Yeah, people hate you. That's hurtful. That's hurtful.
That's the nicest way I could put it. People, the
entire shop clears out when someone orders a pizza. You
know why, they're going to a recording studio. That's not
the only people who order pizzas, the only one where
everybody gets into a car and drives away for Oh
(54:56):
so it's not about it's nothing. They don't like me. Now,
it's about you could because you've ruined your record. Dad.
Hey dad, I just opened up with two new franchises.
Oh hey, Frank, I just want to come come in here.
Let you know that business is going well and I
love you very much. Well, I expect nothing less from you.
Thank you. You know what your brothers having a hard
time with social skills again. I'm gonna I'm gonna quit
(55:21):
and I'm gonna write my own song. I'm gonna get
my own recording studio, and I'm gonna change the world forever. Okay,
we listened to your demo and I gotta say it
sounds like it sounded a little bit like the Monkeys,
and you sounded like sounded a lot like the Monkeys.
So you're saying you were trying, you were going for
that inspired by I know, I know everything there is
(55:45):
in about you know. I think you'd be interesting if
we get them in the studio. Dooex it. I work
very well with others, you do, and so other people
have comment and how well you work with us. It
seems to be a theme in my life. Yeah, people
love to collaborate rate with me. All right, Well, we
happen to have a supergroup here in the in the
(56:05):
building today. Why do we throw them in the mixt
So this is an Australian pop synth band and you're
gonna like them to go by Rudy Do So okay,
you might want to just kind of hear it for
a bit before you go in or I'm not sure
you're prossed. That sounds good. Maybe I can just hear
a couple of bars of one of their sound when
(56:30):
you go to gard So that's just a little bit.
You can't really tell. That's a digital do in the bag?
Who's playing it? Sounds like Tony Bennett? It is? Well,
is it Tony Bennetts playing? Did you red? Yeah? Never mind?
Who's playing? What? Man? Okay, we need to see how
you fit in, so in this Okay, let's put him in.
(56:53):
All right, everyone, this is we want to introduce a
new guy. This is Rank. Is great to meet your
frank time which one they caught him? Old blue Eyes.
We got out in an escape room that was gradually
(57:14):
filling up with water. But that's that's a cliff hacking
to be picked up. Some of the time, it's very gradual.
It was just seeping through the floor. What's your deal, mite,
I'm a I'm a hit maker. Chose that? Yeah, you
got a few on her hands already. I used to
be in the culinary area. You see a good Dominoes, okay,
(57:38):
and it was very popular Domino's pizza. Ch avoid the
god that Why do you want to start it off? Then,
and we'll see how he joins it. Yeah, I figured
that we can just use that sound with what he's
working with. I think he's going to count me in.
(58:00):
We'll let you choice. Hey, guys, let's make a hit.
Let me just pick up this digrely do, and let
me remind you I am available to sing at any point. No, No,
are you really good at that? Tony? We really like
you on the dig you do. I'm going to count
myself in. Oh God, three two three to one? What
(58:36):
are you doing there? Mate? Just adding my vocals to
some situation? Yea, some larus. Can we get a copy
of those copy of the lyrics? Lyrics you're I can
just telling to you it goes. I'm so alone, wait
for it, and then I'm so alone. Not exactly, Samon,
God is a kid. I don't know who that what
that means, do not even know if it's a person
(58:59):
or a concept. Yeah, that's why I stuttered, because I
was like, yeah, I thought, where are you from? From Australia.
I thought there was an English group earlier. This is
an Australian synthpop band. Oh yes, that's right. But before
people drown, one drown The lady drown. Okay, but the
(59:20):
guy that lost all his family and then and then
wasn't there another guy in your band who wasn't the
sound engineer? There was that guy. He was really rougher
on the edges. Okay. Also, Huey Lewis was here. You've
got big shoes here, I am babyc one radio. I'm
(59:42):
here with Rhody Do and with Frank. The number one
hit signals all that people going nuts for it. London
is all the chatter and it's one of those things
you hear no sound and automatically you're thinking to yourself,
how did this come about? I can't stop saying I'm alone.
I'm alone more because it's true, right, you hear it,
and it was not alone. Every man's in Ireland? So
(01:00:04):
what about it when it comes first? So we're here
with Roaldy doing Frank say hello, your baby, say one hello?
How long have you been working together? A collaboration? You know?
We bit in the studio. Actually they put us together
sort of like old fashioned. They're bringing in an artist
and I hadn't worked with him, and the rest of
my then had worked with him. Torny had never met him.
(01:00:25):
He came in with this freshness sound, and Tony liked
it and we went with it. And would you describe
the sound if you had to the world, I mean
to me personally, it's said, and you know, sure Mont
not musical yet. Yeah, but people need to pipe up.
If there was a critical boyfriend, Jerry, it is repetitive.
(01:00:48):
Welcome jet, I thought, Jerry, just pull up a check.
The only critique about your band was that they were
too upbeat. So this was nice change of pace for
you guys. I guess sorry, you know I don't care
for it, but said Tony, it's it's celebrating a hundred
and twenty five years today. Yeah, don't get up, Frank
(01:01:17):
a little bit. So wait, you're the boyfriend now asking
me a question. Now mine's kind of blending the two.
Mate A right, okay, her boyfriend comingside my body and
then it all kind of Jerry's voice come out of
him because Jerry doesn't want to get up. There's no
microphone in the big is going through the baby seagull? Whoa,
(01:01:40):
how we do it? Over here? Where are you from? Um? Richmond, Virginia?
The one over here over here? Right? And so it's
just true you were working at Domino's Pizza before this gig.
Not only is that true, I have a big announcement
to make news break, news break, I'm leaving the band.
(01:02:04):
You got one hit and you're going I'm going back
into the culinary world. Wow. Great here that's to business.
But good luck it. We even really invited you into
the band, so you know, I never felt very welcome.
I made a hit, and now I gotta make something.
We made a hit, right, I did the back you know,
(01:02:25):
the backbone of the hit, the heartbeat. Probably sure, if
you've got to go, do it, you know what I mean.
Don't feel like you need to stay here? Right? What
does your Boyreen have to say about this though, Jerry, Jerry,
what do you think? I think it's for a night.
I think he's something. We have two different guys. It's
(01:02:46):
more than fine. Now I don't want to allow anybody.
But but the room is filling up with water. Sorry,
look around for clues. Anything that's not mailed down. Blame
it on y. I blame it on Jerry oh Man. Uh.
Let's thank our engineer Doug bad and our post design
(01:03:08):
sound design artists wrapped by Brucer's Topi like Aiman and Lastly,
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here at community dot com. Let's go around. Joe and
you were talking about something before the show that we
(01:03:28):
wanted to put out there. Yeah. I wanted to say
this in the beginning. I forgot but we were talking.
If anybody wanted to animate one of these things, right,
please do uh there? You know any of the pieces
character just run with it. We would love to have
that short interaction. Yeah, whatever. Any any artists out there
who'd like to You know, you can draw stick figures
(01:03:51):
and they don't move. I don't like motion, so that's
just like a personal thing. I have vertigo. But yeah,
so anyone doesn't have that and they want to create something,
We're totally down. Please. I think Chris might send him
something to do it. James Heeney, I also was talking
about wanting somebody else to do the work of animating
before the show. I'd like to take it. It's almost
(01:04:12):
my idea of asking someone else to do I said,
I'd like somebody else to do it first, I understand,
but it just seems like it would be so cool.
Um but yeah so and then also find me on
Twitter at the hen Yeah. We love the Hayne Kakowski.
I'd love to see some fan art of Tony Bennett
(01:04:32):
playing at Digity Do, because a legend like that can
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me at at Kokowski on Twitter. I love that, Vanessa
raglan Hi, I love cartoons Dynasty, Love you, chrisop Farado
at Chris Rodo perfect. All right, Uh that is our
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