March 26, 2020 • 47 mins
Super Fan Kidnaps The Alchemists… Kid Chef, Sushi King… Canadian Diner…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome back to another episode. Oh hellos me this, I'm
your host? That Ken Nope, I don't think the milk
smells bad. I think your face smells poopy. Let's make
a show me no particular order, Please say hello, Chris,
did you write that person? Tell? How do you believe
happens in the end? I think have you? If I'm
(00:25):
being honest, I think we have to. I think everybody
listens to their version of Joey Crews good Night and
Boom Park the Puppies. It's Caroline Cotter, c Cottoman and Brown.
Who was the first live comedy performer that you took
notice of? Oh, boy, live comedy performer like someone I
(00:46):
saw live? Oh, probably somebody at the UCB Theater in
New York City. One particular performer you thought, oh yeah,
that yeah, I think she hadon O'Neil. She's like big
in the prov seen over there. She's really funny. Check
her out more the plane. It's James Heeney, Dr Jay Heeney.
(01:09):
What does your ideal sandwich consist of? Dil bread? Um?
So easy to get. It's already starting weird if you
If you're bread, which is the most boring part of
a sandwich is delicious with dill. That's not true, though,
keep going going, Okay, dil bread, a thin layer of mayonnaise,
(01:32):
then a thin layer. Well, I mean, it depends on
how risky your sandwich. I mean, the more of the merrier.
But let's be honest. It's it's dangerous to have too
much man. So then some mustard, uh, some like a
rugal leaves tomatoes. Um, I'm kind of trying to debate
the meat. You know, it depends. That's sure ideal sandwich. Well,
(01:54):
then there'd be anything at all. I guess it would
be slammy. But I'm embarrassed of it. It's embarrassed. So Mommy,
it's gross. Get out. It's delicious. Okay, So let me
say I appreciate the honest thing. Keep the faith. It's great.
K cow. Please ask where the bathroom is in as
many languages as you can, up to seven. Um, where's
(02:18):
the bathroom? Were it too? Um? Hey? Uh? Where? No?
Where's the bathroom? Canadian? Okay? Um? Where's the bloody lab? Okay?
Thank you? And I'm asking. And last, your dreams never
(02:43):
come true if you think least it's joeyguer Joe to
come whisper. What is the answer. I'm not gonna tell you.
Oh yeah, that's it the game. All right, let's do
a damn show. All of our seen suggestions are gathered
from out your listener emails or the Patreon v i
P s. If you'd like to submit your scene suggestion,
(03:04):
please write to the podcast that your name here at
Alchemy this dot com. That's your name here at Alchemy thiscom.
See Number one comes from Patreon v I P Lisa,
who wrote High Alchemists, James, stop reading. I loved hearing
my message read and my scene suggestion performed the Alchemist
team building retreat. It was hilarious, which is unsurprising, HM,
(03:27):
because you all always are hilarious. I've had another idea
for a scene suggestion, and here it is a super
fan of Alchemy. This kidnapped all the Alchemists. This is
just a scene suggestion, not a plan, I swear. Cheers
Lisa from New Zealand. Man, I can't feel my hands. Okay,
(03:47):
who's hungry? Huh seaky weeky wiky weeky week up? Can
you take off our blindfold so we can just see? Yeah,
I'm not read yet, Okay. I just love our fans.
Just okay, stop, I mean everyone's favorite meal. Everyone's got
their favorite meal. For Chris, I got greens, a little
(04:09):
bit of lettuce, some kills rose while still make vinegar.
For Kevin, I got a nice roast beef. It's a
nice stemiglass onions under life. I have a nice nast
Why your voice? That's a good It's a nice butter
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bass layered with pasta cheese, pasta cheese. Me, Craig, how
would you know what my favorite meal is? For you?
Potato leak soup, sliced carrots on top and a little
bit of a rattish cram your lad. That does sound?
And then for James, God, for you a wicker cheese.
(05:00):
I forget it. Hey guys, do you guys mind if
we can split baby or sorry? We have these blindfolds on. Still,
it's hard to I'm not going to eat a break
of cheese. Well, okay, my keys in my pocket. When
it comes in, I'm gonna stab him in. Your hands
aren't tied. You got your hands on the rest. Have
(05:23):
to free my hand. At least pull our blind folds off, please, yeah, Craig,
we'd like to see what is going on. I forgot.
I forgot. Craig's hands are untied. Craig's hands untied? What
is that? What do you do? Okay, well, let me
just break his Let me just break I eat something
(05:47):
more than a James, Let me get you some more.
Why would you do that? James, I'm going to start
to death. You guys aren't willing to share your g
hold on. Someone should call it the joey. He's still
in the cage um should be yeah. I mean, if
I was asleep, I wouldn't want to be woken up.
(06:07):
I don't know if he's I think drugs. I think
we just t he's alive. I think both scenarios are
pretty great because he's not here a bugging the fun out. Craig,
how's your arm? It broke both my arms. I'm sorry, James,
that was your fault. Here's another brick of cheese. No no, no,
no more bricks of cheese. I need something like I
(06:28):
need all of us to be eaten. I'm gonna get mad.
I can't eat that. Okay, okay, okay, okay, kevin't eat
eating This is going to be a broth based soup.
It's cream based. Oh god, what kind of cream did
you use? Oh he's still asleep. You'll see in a bit.
(06:53):
I have to get rid. Oh god, I think you're
eating Joey's. Come wouldn't be the first time a guys, guys,
come on, let's get our let's get our wits about us. Wait,
I need to know what else, Craig, Yeah, what else?
If not? What else did you eat Joey's Calm? That's
the most pressing point. We need to figure out, mom, Mom,
(07:14):
what is it? Where are my clothes? My friends are downstairs?
Mothery're in your closet? And then I guess there in
the dry Why are they in the Let's go get
them out of the dra Come on, sweet peace, my
sweet pea by Okay, that's a grossest story. Yeah, but
(07:36):
at least I answer your question. Okay, Now, I wish
we all. I wish you didn't answer. Well you wanted
to know. Next time, don't tell us what do we
do to get out of here? You'll want to get
out of here? What? God? Who are you? Who am I? Yeah?
I've been tagged down here for two hundred years. That
(07:56):
can't be true. Alright, alright, it's like six months. But
are you a this podcast you want. I'm on a
famous podcast called Sandwiches and Snakers. Oh yeah, we see
what kind of sandwich fits? And never heard of that podcast.
When you made that subway subfit into the stiletto, that
was amazing, Thank you, thank you. My favorite was episode
(08:18):
one thirty nine. I'm so excited to meet you. Thank you.
This is so weird. So you've been to the rebox.
Yeah you've been down here six months. Yeah, maybe two
hundred years. I think you have six months, pretty alright.
Six you're still putting out new episodes. Yeah. Uh you
want to get out of your huse. Yes, yeah, we're well.
First thing you are gonna have to do, it's worked together.
(08:40):
Oh yeah, maybe do something about that one. You know what,
Like your thumb is pointing at James. Yeah, we'll have
a blindfold on, so I'm just going by echo. But
uh yeah wa, how did you guys get your blindfolds off?
I still got mindin kind of fell off my face,
mine slipped down. Look, can you all can you promise
me someone if you get out sure that you'll you'll
(09:01):
you'll be on my podcast. You're la and subscribe. I
don't know what record. We record every day every every day.
I can do that here. Well, I mean we have
a studio, but you know we do we do. Okay, Look,
look if you did it for six months? What do
you know about this guy? What don't I know? I
know about his comings and goings and habits and what not.
(09:21):
I got it all. We don't learn about his Come
here and I look, I reached it all my leg.
I didn't have a piece of paper, so I had
to grow out my pinky nail and I cut in
my leg to write everything down. God, you're a beautiful penmanship.
I see I can't see scamped over a little bit here.
But if I just rick off the scam, just see
the blood going right? I look? Okay, right here? So
too much blood? I can't read it. Look have you
(09:46):
see here? Just one thing you've learned about him? Don't
I learned about him? His weakness? What's his weakness? His weakness?
What's his weakness? He passed out, he passed down? What's this? Damn? James?
Can you when when he comes back and you see
if there's any way to break Greg's legs as well?
What's going on? Why would you want that? Well? I
think as soon as he eats the most, So as
(10:08):
soon as we lose him, I think there'll be more
food for the rest of them. Jesus, I don't know what.
I'm stuffed. My meals great, really, I don't know. I
kind of agree with that. I ate my lasagna really
fascinating A small portion. Greig on the soup because there
might have been Joey's coming. He knew it was speaking
(10:29):
away me one secon Joey, Joey, Joey, Guy, Joey. Can
you hear me? Hey, dud, Okay, Joey, what did he
do to you? Are your hands tied up? Yeah? What's
going on? No? No, No, We're not in a cage
like you are. Man, What the fuck? What the fuck
(10:51):
are you? Okay? Do you see do you have food
over there? Do you see me around you? My phone's here?
What phone? Phone? Your service? Did Craig take your food? Hello?
Waited him? I can be there at six. I'm sure.
Who's it with Adidas? It's my agent. You're doing your
Adidas spot. Yeah, gratsman, that's awesome. Joey, Oh, that can
(11:15):
be there, can be there at seven too. You're you're
stuck in here. You're not gonna to get out. All right,
is it National? Hold on a second, I'm on the phone.
Uh yeah, is it Zack, because maybe James could go, Hey,
I'm guys on the phone. Uh, ask for help, ask
for help, ask for help. Yeah, hell, all right, send
(11:35):
him location. But you booked the spot. Dude, that's sick.
But he's never going to be able to get out
of here in time to shoot it. I'm not trying to.
We're tied up, and if you see the brick of cheese,
I think we'll be fine. Yeah. I think it seems
like James wants to stay down here, like balls off?
(11:56):
Is there coming or out of them? Caroline? What hold? No?
Isn't that how you tell of your balls? Or that
there's either you got it? My sacky sex got a
hold in it? You got a ball hole? Oh god,
oh my god, oh my god. If it makes you
(12:19):
feel any better, dude, crazy's been eating your comb straight
out of your balls? Serious? Does that make you feel better?
Does feel better? What? Man? Are you just just kill me?
Just same one? I hope you're happy. Whoever wrote that
in that I think the bunk acid kicked in ce.
(12:47):
Number two is from Luca, who wrote high It's Luca
got another one for you. Exaggerated from actual events. A
teenage boy in parentheses, Chris Alvarado inquires for a position
at a sushi shop and is immediately hired and thrown
to the kitchen. Thanks Luca. Alright, Babil, I'm gonna walk
into this shop that says help want it? So, okay,
(13:07):
I believe in you. You want the most talented boy
in the world and almost a man. Yeah, well you
are going to be a man when I give birth
because we're too underage. Teens who got me pregnant? So
you need to get a job. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kis your billy. Let's throw those plates in
the back. Make sure they're all clean. Ukay, get somewhere
on this sext number. Thank you very What's up with
(13:29):
these glass aren't they clean? Clean? You? Thank you? Pieces
of rice? I need them to be a little smaller here. Yeah,
can I help you? Yeah? I saw your help want
and sign up front? Yeah, and I'm the help you
want fresh meat? All right? We need you? Okay, we
need help. I'm in one second, baby, baby, com back?
(13:49):
What I got it? I was across I did jaywalk
that is get the job. Oh my god. Okay, congratulations man,
I said you you logging? Dare walking? Yeah, I saw
you dare walking And as far as I know, that's
not illegal. So you're under arrest. Are you a cop?
(14:13):
And we are not dressed like a cop. Well, I'm
trying to get hired, so so you can't say yes,
you're a cop. If you're trying to get I'll tell you.
So I saw you there, you're talking, and you're under arrest,
and I want to take your baby in custody underrest.
I'm six months pregnant. If you take it out now,
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it's not going to survive. Well, I don't know that
if we put in some kind of bubble rabbit, they'll
be fine. Okay, are you effing serious? Look, I'm just
doing what the book says. Hey, you're in the arrest.
You're not going to jail. You're not going to I'm
not going to jail. Well, I don't have the power
of arrest you right now. I know you don't want
to come in. High chef. I just want to let
you know I've seen Eero dreams of sushi, so I
know how important the rice is. Okay, okay, um I
(14:58):
imagine I'm gonna start somewhere very low, maybe mopping or something,
whatever it is. I'm happy to be here because trash
for two years, two years, two years of trash than
three years of rice. My kid will be like five
by then. I have a child on the way. I'm
only fifteen. Hey, man, Hey, do you want to make
this job? Yeah, then you better shut the hell up
(15:19):
and act right? Okay? Knife down? Yeah, okay, Now I'm
on knife. Do you know what that means? No, I've
been here for sixteen years and I get to pass
him the knife. That's a big deal. Knife. You don't
want up the knife thing? Man? A right? Good? Yeah? No,
ship all right, now look, all right, this is a
big deal trash. Alright, okay, push down, t listen, man,
(15:41):
if you keep this up, maybe by the time you're
my age, you can make a year. What Yeah? How
old are you? Knife? You almost up? Again? Many? Damn
you're rich. It's not my job. Hey. Um? Can I
(16:05):
see a man yet? Yeah? Um? The table for one?
I'm getting take out? Okay anyway, Um, I don't really
like fish. So do you guys have anything like a
taryaki or yeah, we have a taroki? Why do you
(16:25):
roll your eyes like that? Oh I'm sorry. Maybe you
had something in my eye? Oh my god, you do
you have a rock? You serious? You STIs have a
rocket my eye? Oh my god. I can't roll it out.
Get out. I can't roll it out. Okay, So anyway
I'll have Um, I guess I'll have the taryaki. Okay,
hold on, hold on? How I got hold the side
(16:48):
of right? I can't really see him? Then? Do I
get like a free beverage with that or something? You
got a free beverage to McDonald's. Okay, you don't gonna
combo me with this ship. I thought i'd be checked
it on you, but I got a free drag. If
you do, I'm checked out. Chef. Chef, I know I
(17:09):
can't bug you. I know you're in the middle of working. Um.
I just had an idea. I want to prove that
I belong here. I think there's a cherryoake order being placed.
I'm actually really good at tarayaki no ki. Well yeah,
she's ordering tarryaki. No. Hey, kid, what the hell are
(17:29):
you doing? I'm I'm jumping ring, You're not just doing
you melting? Oh shit, this is great? Okay you're you
you're on knife ut? Thank you, sir? Yes, sir, okay,
I'll I need now is a couple more moves and
I will be top chef. I'm not okay okay, um
(17:58):
so really no Karyaki huh, don't tell you what are
we going to make for her chef special? Okay? Okay, okay,
n boy, bring this right over. I'm not shouldn't be
touching the resting it right over to the shift. Is
it hard you want to move up? Yeah? Is it
(18:19):
hard to walk around being so tiny? It's not easy?
Why eighteen? Sure? Get on my shoulder. I'm like, you're
like a little parrot. Well yeah, because I'm gonna be
a dad chef. You can't have your your guys melting
on the kitchen, all right, you understand that, okay, because
(18:39):
it's just I gotta do this payoffs and it just
gets killing me here. All right? Okay, good? Thank you?
All right? And okay, we're good. We're good, Yes, we
we're good. Yes, we're good. Okay. Oh my gosh, cheaper screepers. Hey, hi,
I'm the new guys. Want to make sure that my
payrolls all know you're that teenager? Yeah? Come on, Yeah,
(19:00):
that's me. Wow, it's a cool office than real samurai sworts. Yeah,
so you're the accountant here, I'm the owner. Oh I
thought I thought the chef. He's just a chef. Oh
so you're a teen. You don't know how restaurants work. Okay, yeah,
chefs starting, the guys, chef the money guys. But I
have ideas, let me hear them. Okay. I was thinking,
(19:22):
what if we You know, people love sushi, Yeah, they
love your sushi. Yeah. Some people don't like sushi, not
even your sushi. They like Arry Hoki. What if we
did Tarryaki sushi? Do it? Thank you for give me
one second. Chef, move a knife. Oh we don't. I'll
(19:51):
make it from scratch. Here's a rat, okay, the blood
of rats, little soy sauce. I don't want a little
chilly com all right, here, bring this out to that lady.
You want me to give this to the lady, the
new garbage guy, just go okay, Hi, we've got Terioki.
(20:15):
This is Harry. It's a hairy situation. Yeah. I went
from is that supposed to be a joke? Is that
supposed to be a joke? Huh No, garbage and bring
that food. Give me a second. Um, what do you
do your garbage guy? Yeah, but it was a moment
(20:35):
and it felt like an opportunity to move up. And
this is uh, well this I got a chance to
be delivery boy. Let me taste that. What is this?
That's actually the woman over there with my feet. Um,
you shouldn't do that. This plate's going out, which is
actually really good. You know what, I'm gonna make that
team owner and operator. Yeah, okay, all right, knife, here's
(21:01):
a here's a nine. No, I want the chef, the
eld chef to handing the knife. He's gonna be going
down the steps now, thank you? Why do this? Why
but little him like that? Oh he knows, Oh he knows.
All right, I think, chef, and you're a race duty now,
so back down and with the hotness chef in the
entire city. I'm talking to the teen genius himself. Uh
(21:24):
what I hold on a second? I cut Jerry, Jerry. Yeah,
I was just from the top. Are you okay, buddy,
having a stroke or something? A little No? I just
he reminds me of of my teen boy. And you
haven't seen your son in a while. No, I haven't he.
Uh he ran away and ran away and uh he
joined the joined the band the Funk Couches. Yeah, your
(21:47):
son is in the Funk Couches. He's one of the animatronics. Um. Wow, Hey,
for what it's worth, I can kind of be like
your son for the next three minutes during his interview.
I love that, alright, Jerry came down three D Here
we are, my boy, my sweet side. Who's the head
(22:07):
chef of sushi? And Terry Hoki? Uh, why don't you
say something to everybody there? Greg, I just like to
say hello to everybody and say thanks for coming out
to sushi and Kerry Hoki. We're really happy. And also
you're my son. I love you. Shout out to my
girlfriend and my Uh you had a girlfriend. Yeah, my
little boy's about to be born. You had a son.
You have a child? Well not yet? Are you kidding me? Huh?
(22:30):
You're responsible? Can you be d I'm sorry you're my son.
You're having a child at this age. It was an accident.
What do you want men to do pay for the
whole thing? You think be and your mother are gonna
support that on the head chef? Fuck? You better be
all right and I better see you be responsible, sir. Alright,
news at six, I felt good. I felt good. I
feel real good. Yeah, hey, stop by this restaurant if
(22:51):
you ever want to come in here. My son, I
loved it. Okay, Like, Hi, how many in your party?
Father's uh, let's see about four of us? Oh my goodness,
you're Jim mc. I am my six o'clock news always there.
What a privilege privileges mine? How many of your party? Four? Okay,
we can seech you in about six o'clock, in about
(23:13):
forty minutes at six, No, it's well. Then we'll be
back at sick. Okay, we're upen tomorrow. Sure, okay, team,
listen up back here in the kitchen. A couple of
new rules. One, no more sushi. We're done with what
that's what? It doesn't matter, hop up up. The whole
(23:36):
point of the restaurants, the whole point, the whole what's
the whole point of the restaurant is what? It's the
namesake sushi? Yeah, okay, well that's gonna be changed. Listen.
I got a tattoo this morning. This makes me a
really hip, funky chef. Do you get it? That tattoo? Thanks?
Thank you, so here's the new thing at Sushi and karyaki.
(23:59):
We are now serving hot pockets. Sorry, yes, sir Wavable,
Yeah you listen. You listen to the chef. Whatever the
chef says, we make. And now let me take the
trash off, for I am a trash boy. That is
all I am and all I will ever be. This guy. Huh,
(24:21):
so can we all get behind this or what? I
don't know? Man? Cheese and stuff. I went around the
corner and bought the one I saw like you told
me too. It's a sausage and cheese. All right, get
it up. I gotta I gotta put in my two weeks. Notice,
there's no way I'm gonna stay here. This isn't the
job that I sent to a good point. No, you
weren't gonna make it anyway. You're up starting now, but
(24:44):
I wanted to give two Think you're right. I think
you're right, Terry, Terry, what do you think, Bud? You
used to own this place? You still skeptical? No, I'm
whatever the tea and chef want. Don't tickle my balls.
Jesus my God that they're mine. Holy ship. All right,
all right, we have a full house out there. Let's
get out there. Good dinner. Rush. What do you mean
(25:06):
you lost your job? Well, it's just like, do you
mean you lost your job? Well, I had to make
a stand and it was put all my jobs because
this job was gonna float us forever. Yeah, but that's
back when Sushi Tariyaki. They're changing the horror company and
it's not the same anymore. How we're fuck no, we'll
be able to find I mean, teams are getting jobs
as chefs. I'm sure. I'm mommy, you're in your mid Yeah,
(25:29):
but I just dream what happened you had to go
back to work. Oh, that wouldn't be the worst thing
in the world. It wouldn't be I love any mommy,
But don't you like me around too? Which? What are
you doing? She doesn't even know you even. Hey, babe,
I know you're pregnant, but like, I need my a
(25:49):
long time in this bed for a little stretch out. Okay,
I don't know what that has to do with me
being pregnant. You can have your alone time if I
need to stretch off, If you get to scoot off
the a little bit, he's just push. You were acting
so different ever since you became the head team chef
of that karaoke right. Stop calling it head teen chef.
I'm just head chef now. You are a team though
would be anything else? Why is joined? Why are you
(26:14):
in our bedroom? Whatever? I don't need I need you
to leave the room. Yes, leave the room, by bye bye?
Taking this time what you want? You wanted me to
get a job to support you? Yes, yeah, I didn't
mean become a big diva chef. I see you wanted
(26:34):
just just enough to keep me under under your your thumb.
Sure you know what had this baby? Right now, I'm
not going to do nice wow. Command Same three comes
(27:04):
from Patreon v I P. Chop Bunker, who wrote, thanks,
the personalized message is very appreciated. Oh, I had written
to Chop. I approached the Internet with a great amount
of paranoia. Always wise, James, you teach that right. So
for every site I sign up to UH and make
(27:26):
up a silly sounding name of whatever syllables come to
my head. My real name is Boots rain Gear. Wow.
I've loved the podcast since it first started, and I'm
pretty confident that I'm the dumbest looking person on my
bus to work whenever I'm listening to it, and trying
to stifle churtles. Here's a scene suggestion. A diner in Ontario,
(27:48):
Canada is paid a visit by the Royal Canadian Mounted
Police for committing the crime of serving poutine that contains
neither cheese, curds nor gravy. I so you're asking for
the bathroom. Hey, yeah, where where's the where's the bathroom?
The bathroom is just right behind there. You see the
(28:09):
elk's head. Just make a left, okay. So it's a
male elk with antlers okay, and then there's a lady
elk for the ladies. I'll get it all right. Sorry, hello,
hell yeah, hi, hi, um, I'm just looking for um poutine.
Oh yeah, we got putine. Okay? Can you bring it
to my house? Can you bring it to my head personally? Yes? Um,
(28:33):
I probably could. Yeah. Okay, where do you live? Um?
I just live right around the corner if you go
through the lake. Oh by the lake. Oh yeah, that's
the uh the tutor the tutor house. Do you recognize
my voice? I'm I've been calling you every Tuesday. What
(28:54):
what's you deal? Well, I'm keep talking. I'm a sexy,
middle aged woman. Um. My husband passed five years ago.
My condolence doesn't matter. Oh sorry, yeah, um and yeah,
that's kind of my thing. And I love fries. I mean, Henry.
(29:16):
I mean I think you should see her for sure,
But I mean, someone who's eating a steady diet of
poutine just can't be healthy, you know, So why would
that make her not healthy? I'm just saying. I mean,
in general, what people are putting in their ain't good.
You know, she's and bread and all that over and
over again. It's gonna clyde the arteries. You don't want
to be with someone who's you know, they're kicking you
know what I'm saying. No, I don't you want to
be with someone who's got a long jevity, That's what
I'm saying. I see, So I should stay with her
(29:38):
forever and be tied down to this woman. Know what
the hell you? How the hell do you get that
I'm saying? But just get in now? Has some fun?
She kicks in them off to the next Look Jesus Christ,
not at all. Oh my god, no, no, I'm sorry, sorry, Torp.
It was like a male elk right, yeah, that one
over there, because I think either the doors is there
a key? Do I need a key or is there
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a code? No, no, neither, there's no. Did you enter
a door that needed a key? Yeah? I did. How
the hell do you get in there? That? That's the office?
Did you use the office to use the restaurant? Did
you go in there? Well? I couldn't find any toilet
paper in there, so I just want to let you know,
Christ you went into the guy damn office. Hey, I
I don't know whose office. Hey, I'm sorry I told
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you the wrong thing. All right, that's clearly my fault.
All right, I funked it up. But hey, I hate
to interrupt you guys here, but I uh, I'm here
with the Canada Caps candidate caps to just talk to
the owner of the Candida Camps. I've got some bad
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news for the owner at the the Canada Camps. I'm
in front of house here. But you're both are wearing
New York Yankees caps, big fans of the New York fans. Okay,
well it's called a bit and this is a badge. Right,
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that does look legitimate? All right? The cheese. Now you're
you're both from North Quebec. Is that Ontario? Interesting? So
that's not the accent I was thinking of all right,
it's probably so sorry, so sorry to interrupt again. Yeah,
there's the bathroom. Is there a drawer petty cash in
the bathroom. That's the office. You're back in the office. Okay, bathroom,
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I guy, I get about I get about here. I mean, look,
I'm sorry that I let them out there for you. Alright, alright, alright,
back to what's really important here. We did some tests
and it turns out that your cheese pin tunes. I'm sorry,
on hold on our cheese pantuns. Listen up. Your cards
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are real quality cards, he said. Cheese pantu. You guys
have cheese pant just passing the cheese. Oh no, we
don't have cheese. Yes they do, Yes, they do. They
have poutine and they have pantoons. I'd like a pantoon.
Do you recognize that we have it? Oh my god?
(32:10):
Just oh how do you do sir? Oh? How do
you to New Yorkers in that house? No? No, no
Canada caps and that's where we're all the boot from
there from Ontario. Okay, uh yeah, well that's huge. We
only have them once today. Okay, it's only on Tuesdays
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that we have pantoon. So today, well they say, is
we have them, but why we're running lows. Listen, sir,
we're not here to have a chit chat with you.
We're here because you're in trouble for what Because those
in trouble, Those Kurds aren't pure? What do you mean
the course they are? We source them. Hey, we did
their pinky into it, but it rupped around our gums.
It ain't pure stuff. And we're Canada caps. We ain't
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no pure. Try this maple syrup? Is that? Yeah? See
how it's getting tingley and numb. It's cocaine in there. Yeah,
you feel drip. So sorry again. I was using the
bathroom and somebody called to ask what the hours are sinking?
What are the what were the hours, by the way
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to the hours are for the bathroom? I guess opening
hours from six to six okay, okay, thanks, all right, Look,
we don't we don't want to take up too much
of your time. Who do you get your cards from?
Or do you make them in house? We make them
in a house, all right. Can you direct this to
the to the person who makes these cards of course? Yeah? Okay,
coming back here in a nice little place, uh darian, Yeah,
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what do you want these two cops here, these two
caps here, they want to talk to you about the curds. Okay, yeah,
well I just get the freaking milk from over there.
And then it goes, hey, what's with the attitude? What's
with the attitude? Yeah, and so pretty much for a
down payment of your restaurant could be U, you know,
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up in the top echelon of Canadian business owners for
next year. So what do you think I I feel
like I'm being hustled here. No no, no, no, no, no,
not at not at all. Now you said that you're
you are the owners that well I'm I'm in the office. Okay,
that's good for me. That's good for me. Now I
just need a business I D number and we can
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get this all star. Okay, all right, I'm okay here
it is all right. I'm reading it right off the wall.
So with the business I D number? Is he as
in Canada, as in Canada? Okay, okay, no, sorry, sorry,
you're not in there. You're not in the number. Repeating
everything I'm saying this is the same. All right, thank
(34:44):
you so much. I got your business. Okay, is this
some kind of dirty phone call? It's not a dirty
are you getting off on this, getting off on this?
You know it? All right? You know it? Okay? Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, Well you know what if I was getting
Oh is that so okay? Because when I get off,
I sound like this. Oh yeah, when I get off,
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I sound like this. Oh yeah, okay. Well, I think
it's fair to say that none of us got off.
I think that's fair to say. Well, all right, thank
you so much. Okay, all right, well this all checks out.
I mean, the cheese looks good, the milk looks good.
I don't know about your attitude though. And then after
I forgot about the last step, okay, I dump a
whole packet of cocaine in there? What's that all aboot?
(35:29):
It sounds like you guys are making fun of mine. Wait,
but what just Canadians? What do you think that we
have any links to the Gambingo family? That would be crazy.
I never thought that at all until you just set
it now. So you're thinking it because you just set
it now. We're the caps here, the Canadian caps. I
don't know about either one of you guys. All right,
(35:51):
how many horses do you have bringing Guido and Domini? Yes,
Guido to go over the word to into Ontario. I
want you to find a restaurant that we may want
to take over. I want you to go in disguise
as Mountheys, and you have a problem. What they run
this shop? It's a Canadian cup, Canadian cap trying to
(36:15):
pay attention. Were you for wanting your miserable lives? I'm
paying attention. You're gonna go across the border. And then
what are you gonna do when you get pay attention? Yeah, gentlemen, gentlemen. Okay,
now let's work on this accent. You'll be infiltrating a
Canadian restaurant. I want to think. I really need to
look and I kind of already. Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
(36:35):
I'm good too, I'm good, fine, but my family is
being held hosted by the Dawn, so I need to
do this all right now, let me hear both of
you with a Canadian accident. Okay, Hey, I'm a Canadian cap. Hey,
I'm a Canadian kid. Even sorry, I'm sorry. I really
do not appreciate being in class with these two people.
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They're not taking it seriously. I have done my homework,
I have done seen study, I've done my character backstory.
Sound Canadian Bridget, Bridget, Okay, they will kill our family here.
I love them to kill my family. I am trying
to be the best, most trained in saying that. Now. Okay,
once you're going to feel bad about it, you know what. No,
(37:17):
I'm not, you know, Bridget, you know it all right.
So let's do this again, all right from the top. Okay,
you guys are so lucky. He has a two year
wait list. The fact that you guys can just walk
into this class. I wouldn't mind doing my Canadian scene
with you. I would love some scenes. I love some
seam study for one. That'd be great. Book. I really
hope you are too, I really fucking hope to God
(37:38):
your offer. Bridget Center and Guido, why don't you give
them a suggestion of where they could be in Canada?
So we're in Canada, I would say the mountains, be
more specific, the top of a mountains good, and so
we're gonna be there. You and you memorize your lines
and don't plan it out. Don't plan it out. Okay, Okay,
we kind of take what we know and just throw
(37:59):
it away. Okay, what what does that part meant? Pause?
Let's pause for a second scene. Let's just do the
scene you're on the top of the mountain, okay, and
just feel it. Don't worry about the lines. I just
really need that accent. That's really what I need. Crying,
I am, and I'm thinking about my family. All right, Well,
(38:20):
we're going to kill him if this don't work out.
I know. Okay, let's go from the top and lights
up a I'm so cold up here. It's really good.
I like, all right, let's pause for a sorry, blame
blame cause Grove. What is the prize running into the
second best dialect coach in the country. How you doing, Oscar?
(38:45):
Good good? I was just teaching Meryl Street Bavarian. What
what kind of gigs do you have lined up? Sorry,
my mind's a little scattered, or your mind is a
little scattered. Yeah, I'm teaching us. Coffee tell coffee, thank you,
thank you. No, these are both mine. Over did the
doll coffee so well? Of course you'd get the same thing,
(39:06):
but you would take credit for it. Um, it's my rotary. Hello,
hi babe. They showed up and they have a gun
against my head. Okay, okay, okay, I have to go. Okay, Um,
I'm also teaching Meryl Streep. Hold on, Hello, what then
(39:28):
did you hang up on me? My head? I was
gonna ask for help and you just hung up on me.
You don't have to go, no, but this is a
war of cloud I have to go Meryl. Yes, yes, No,
it's dunker, dunker. No, no, cut it off, just cut
it off, throw it away, dunk. Okay, sorry, hello, pick up,
(39:51):
pick up, pick up, pickup. Call me back and say
your Meryl Streep. Okay, this one is out of service
the person you're trying to if you can call me back, okay, okay.
So look, look we're caps. We've established that Canadian camps.
(40:15):
You showed us, you showed us how to make the
curds checks out. We just need to get a hold
of that cocaine he talked about the end. It's already
in the cheese. Okay, oh sorry, sorry, if you if
you don't mind me asking, if you are cops, then
where are your horses? Because your mountie's right? Yep? I
am the owner. By the way, Hi, we're Canadian. I
(40:40):
think we're all Canadian. Yeah we didn't. We parked our
horses at the at the at the pay lot down
the road. Okay, Okay, Well, I can. I can look
down and I can't see the horses. I think they've
gotten away killed him. Oh no, wait, we're going to sleep.
(41:02):
Oh my god, Canadian. Well boy, I hope it wasn't
the way I made the cheese. I'm sorry. Somebody, uh
somebody except goddamn loan for twenty grant. There's this man.
He says he's owner. I've never seen him before in
(41:23):
my life. Look, this guy says he's the owner. Out
of respect, I have to let him be the owner. Now, Okay,
that's just how it works. That's how it works. Yeah, okay, yes, sorry,
all right, So you're the owner now here in the keys. Okay, well,
i'll pay you in petty cash. I appreciate that. Uh
what else is business has been in my family for
over forty years. Uh you'd probably tell him where the
(41:44):
office is by the elk hes. Okay, No, that's good
because yeah, I get mixed up there. Excuse me, hi,
I'm the one that was shooting the darts up there,
the trail darts. But these two to sleep, Okay, yeah,
I want to induce myself. I'm a little a little parts.
It's cold out there. Ye all right, I feel free
(42:08):
to have heard. I mean your business. You tell me absolutely,
I give this guy out the Curtzy ones. All right, Uh,
did you want to do something with these two caps?
You're the one that did it. You're the one that
frank any other questions? No, I don't know. Hey Chris,
what are you doing? What is that a gun? Yeah?
(42:30):
I mean yeah gun type? What does it do? No? Oscar,
I don't understand, you said Bavarian, but I did it?
Did that not? Okay? Okay, okay, Meryl, you can did that?
Not okay, Mary, you can drop character for I can't
drop merrow merrow. Oh my god, him scon him. Okay up,
(43:00):
wake up, wake up, wake up, everyone, wake up, just
fucking I'm ready everyone day your blindfolding, Your blindfold? Arms
are hide my arms are broken. Okay, I'll think about
for you can't I get something other than young? What
(43:24):
are you doing? It's why? Why would you do? Your fan?
I'm a big fan. You work with this every day.
He wants to hang out. Nobody wants to hang out.
So here I am here, I am now? And what
do you want? I want? I want this? Okay? Us, ok.
We just need more like Patreon subscribers as why do
(43:46):
you have Joey over there? See your favorite or your
least favorite? We can't tell. What are you doing to Joey?
Just letting him sid I'm just letting him lie die
in there? You're milking his balls though. Okay, so there's
a pipe going straight from his balls into the soup. Okay, come,
(44:07):
I have to go. I have to go the orders up. Okay,
so everyone be good. Joy come and that cheese, cheese,
he's beaten. Can I have a cracker with it? You
can have a cracker? Cracker? Sound something cracker. Here's one cracker. One.
It's a little wet. Okay, I don't have fun and crack.
(44:30):
Let me break God, Doug, what's going on? Man? Who
do we just talk to us? I have to go
up through the your friends we care about. So what
can we do? Do you want to help me? Yeah?
You help me? Just say it. I want to be
on sneakers and sandwiches and I want to be on
holchemy this okay, all right, I can get you on
sneakers and sandwiches. Can you what would you bring? Just
(44:53):
so I can tell him I'd bring flip flops. See,
you should be on yeah, I want to keep telling
him flip flops and Doug. I just want to say
we see you. We don't think you're just like a ghost.
I can do it, you can do it. Most of
the time we see the back of your head, or
(45:15):
sometimes I see the side of your face. Wait. I
just realized that there's microphones all in this little dark case. Wait,
and recording this all for an episode. It's for me,
it's for my podcast networks it it's called yet. It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Oh god, we made
(45:37):
hid No, we don't want to make him mad, but
there are Mike, so should just take it away? Yeah,
just eat meat. Thanks for being here. Hey, thanks for
having me. I had a lot. Well, it wasn't fun, No,
but I'm glad I'm here with you. Guys. We'll be
down here for a while apparently. Caroline Connor, thank you,
thank you so much for having me. Yes, this time,
(46:00):
I'm bleeding. Yeah, I'm my ass, damn it. Craig Atkowski,
sorry about the arms and legs. My biggest regret. James Cheeney,
it's something to go with the cheese. I love cheese.
It's just not alone, but how about cheese and hash
brown Yes, right, well I usually put cheese on the
hashn on the toast as it's toasting, and put the
(46:22):
hashbrowns on top of that. There's no toast in this basement. Joey,
thanks so much. He's joy in the cage, Joey. No
one do that Adida's commercial without me, and I think, uh,
we're all thanking Doug Babe for bringing it down here.
(46:48):
He is our master, and his networks my Schmarts media. Yep,
some until next time can be this. Yeah, that's very good.
(47:08):
That will happened. And on the rails for the wind,
Hell yeah,
Welcome back to another episode. Oh hellos me this, I'm
your host? That Ken Nope, I don't think the milk
smells bad. I think your face smells poopy. Let's make
a show me no particular order, Please say hello, Chris,
did you write that person? Tell? How do you believe
happens in the end? I think have you? If I'm
(00:25):
being honest, I think we have to. I think everybody
listens to their version of Joey Crews good Night and
Boom Park the Puppies. It's Caroline Cotter, c Cottoman and Brown.
Who was the first live comedy performer that you took
notice of? Oh, boy, live comedy performer like someone I
(00:46):
saw live? Oh, probably somebody at the UCB Theater in
New York City. One particular performer you thought, oh yeah,
that yeah, I think she hadon O'Neil. She's like big
in the prov seen over there. She's really funny. Check
her out more the plane. It's James Heeney, Dr Jay Heeney.
(01:09):
What does your ideal sandwich consist of? Dil bread? Um?
So easy to get. It's already starting weird if you
If you're bread, which is the most boring part of
a sandwich is delicious with dill. That's not true, though,
keep going going, Okay, dil bread, a thin layer of mayonnaise,
(01:32):
then a thin layer. Well, I mean, it depends on
how risky your sandwich. I mean, the more of the merrier.
But let's be honest. It's it's dangerous to have too
much man. So then some mustard, uh, some like a
rugal leaves tomatoes. Um, I'm kind of trying to debate
the meat. You know, it depends. That's sure ideal sandwich. Well,
(01:54):
then there'd be anything at all. I guess it would
be slammy. But I'm embarrassed of it. It's embarrassed. So Mommy,
it's gross. Get out. It's delicious. Okay, So let me
say I appreciate the honest thing. Keep the faith. It's great.
K cow. Please ask where the bathroom is in as
many languages as you can, up to seven. Um, where's
(02:18):
the bathroom? Were it too? Um? Hey? Uh? Where? No?
Where's the bathroom? Canadian? Okay? Um? Where's the bloody lab? Okay?
Thank you? And I'm asking. And last, your dreams never
(02:43):
come true if you think least it's joeyguer Joe to
come whisper. What is the answer. I'm not gonna tell you.
Oh yeah, that's it the game. All right, let's do
a damn show. All of our seen suggestions are gathered
from out your listener emails or the Patreon v i
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(03:04):
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who wrote High Alchemists, James, stop reading. I loved hearing
my message read and my scene suggestion performed the Alchemist
team building retreat. It was hilarious, which is unsurprising, HM,
(03:27):
because you all always are hilarious. I've had another idea
for a scene suggestion, and here it is a super
fan of Alchemy. This kidnapped all the Alchemists. This is
just a scene suggestion, not a plan, I swear. Cheers
Lisa from New Zealand. Man, I can't feel my hands. Okay,
(03:47):
who's hungry? Huh seaky weeky wiky weeky week up? Can
you take off our blindfold so we can just see? Yeah,
I'm not read yet, Okay. I just love our fans.
Just okay, stop, I mean everyone's favorite meal. Everyone's got
their favorite meal. For Chris, I got greens, a little
(04:09):
bit of lettuce, some kills rose while still make vinegar.
For Kevin, I got a nice roast beef. It's a
nice stemiglass onions under life. I have a nice nast
Why your voice? That's a good It's a nice butter
(04:31):
bass layered with pasta cheese, pasta cheese. Me, Craig, how
would you know what my favorite meal is? For you?
Potato leak soup, sliced carrots on top and a little
bit of a rattish cram your lad. That does sound?
And then for James, God, for you a wicker cheese.
(05:00):
I forget it. Hey guys, do you guys mind if
we can split baby or sorry? We have these blindfolds on. Still,
it's hard to I'm not going to eat a break
of cheese. Well, okay, my keys in my pocket. When
it comes in, I'm gonna stab him in. Your hands
aren't tied. You got your hands on the rest. Have
(05:23):
to free my hand. At least pull our blind folds off, please, yeah, Craig,
we'd like to see what is going on. I forgot.
I forgot. Craig's hands are untied. Craig's hands untied? What
is that? What do you do? Okay, well, let me
just break his Let me just break I eat something
(05:47):
more than a James, Let me get you some more.
Why would you do that? James, I'm going to start
to death. You guys aren't willing to share your g
hold on. Someone should call it the joey. He's still
in the cage um should be yeah. I mean, if
I was asleep, I wouldn't want to be woken up.
(06:07):
I don't know if he's I think drugs. I think
we just t he's alive. I think both scenarios are
pretty great because he's not here a bugging the fun out. Craig,
how's your arm? It broke both my arms. I'm sorry, James,
that was your fault. Here's another brick of cheese. No no, no,
no more bricks of cheese. I need something like I
(06:28):
need all of us to be eaten. I'm gonna get mad.
I can't eat that. Okay, okay, okay, okay, kevin't eat
eating This is going to be a broth based soup.
It's cream based. Oh god, what kind of cream did
you use? Oh he's still asleep. You'll see in a bit.
(06:53):
I have to get rid. Oh god, I think you're
eating Joey's. Come wouldn't be the first time a guys, guys,
come on, let's get our let's get our wits about us. Wait,
I need to know what else, Craig, Yeah, what else?
If not? What else did you eat Joey's Calm? That's
the most pressing point. We need to figure out, mom, Mom,
(07:14):
what is it? Where are my clothes? My friends are downstairs?
Mothery're in your closet? And then I guess there in
the dry Why are they in the Let's go get
them out of the dra Come on, sweet peace, my
sweet pea by Okay, that's a grossest story. Yeah, but
(07:36):
at least I answer your question. Okay, Now, I wish
we all. I wish you didn't answer. Well you wanted
to know. Next time, don't tell us what do we
do to get out of here? You'll want to get
out of here? What? God? Who are you? Who am I? Yeah?
I've been tagged down here for two hundred years. That
(07:56):
can't be true. Alright, alright, it's like six months. But
are you a this podcast you want. I'm on a
famous podcast called Sandwiches and Snakers. Oh yeah, we see
what kind of sandwich fits? And never heard of that podcast.
When you made that subway subfit into the stiletto, that
was amazing, Thank you, thank you. My favorite was episode
(08:18):
one thirty nine. I'm so excited to meet you. Thank you.
This is so weird. So you've been to the rebox.
Yeah you've been down here six months. Yeah, maybe two
hundred years. I think you have six months, pretty alright.
Six you're still putting out new episodes. Yeah. Uh you
want to get out of your huse. Yes, yeah, we're well.
First thing you are gonna have to do, it's worked together.
(08:40):
Oh yeah, maybe do something about that one. You know what,
Like your thumb is pointing at James. Yeah, we'll have
a blindfold on, so I'm just going by echo. But
uh yeah wa, how did you guys get your blindfolds off?
I still got mindin kind of fell off my face,
mine slipped down. Look, can you all can you promise
me someone if you get out sure that you'll you'll
(09:01):
you'll be on my podcast. You're la and subscribe. I
don't know what record. We record every day every every day.
I can do that here. Well, I mean we have
a studio, but you know we do we do. Okay, Look,
look if you did it for six months? What do
you know about this guy? What don't I know? I
know about his comings and goings and habits and what not.
(09:21):
I got it all. We don't learn about his Come
here and I look, I reached it all my leg.
I didn't have a piece of paper, so I had
to grow out my pinky nail and I cut in
my leg to write everything down. God, you're a beautiful penmanship.
I see I can't see scamped over a little bit here.
But if I just rick off the scam, just see
the blood going right? I look? Okay, right here? So
too much blood? I can't read it. Look have you
(09:46):
see here? Just one thing you've learned about him? Don't
I learned about him? His weakness? What's his weakness? His weakness?
What's his weakness? He passed out, he passed down? What's this? Damn? James?
Can you when when he comes back and you see
if there's any way to break Greg's legs as well?
What's going on? Why would you want that? Well? I
think as soon as he eats the most, So as
(10:08):
soon as we lose him, I think there'll be more
food for the rest of them. Jesus, I don't know what.
I'm stuffed. My meals great, really, I don't know. I
kind of agree with that. I ate my lasagna really
fascinating A small portion. Greig on the soup because there
might have been Joey's coming. He knew it was speaking
(10:29):
away me one secon Joey, Joey, Joey, Guy, Joey. Can
you hear me? Hey, dud, Okay, Joey, what did he
do to you? Are your hands tied up? Yeah? What's
going on? No? No, No, We're not in a cage
like you are. Man, What the fuck? What the fuck
(10:51):
are you? Okay? Do you see do you have food
over there? Do you see me around you? My phone's here?
What phone? Phone? Your service? Did Craig take your food? Hello?
Waited him? I can be there at six. I'm sure.
Who's it with Adidas? It's my agent. You're doing your
Adidas spot. Yeah, gratsman, that's awesome. Joey, Oh, that can
(11:15):
be there, can be there at seven too. You're you're
stuck in here. You're not gonna to get out. All right,
is it National? Hold on a second, I'm on the phone.
Uh yeah, is it Zack, because maybe James could go, Hey,
I'm guys on the phone. Uh, ask for help, ask
for help, ask for help. Yeah, hell, all right, send
(11:35):
him location. But you booked the spot. Dude, that's sick.
But he's never going to be able to get out
of here in time to shoot it. I'm not trying to.
We're tied up, and if you see the brick of cheese,
I think we'll be fine. Yeah. I think it seems
like James wants to stay down here, like balls off?
(11:56):
Is there coming or out of them? Caroline? What hold? No?
Isn't that how you tell of your balls? Or that
there's either you got it? My sacky sex got a
hold in it? You got a ball hole? Oh god,
oh my god, oh my god. If it makes you
(12:19):
feel any better, dude, crazy's been eating your comb straight
out of your balls? Serious? Does that make you feel better?
Does feel better? What? Man? Are you just just kill me?
Just same one? I hope you're happy. Whoever wrote that
in that I think the bunk acid kicked in ce.
(12:47):
Number two is from Luca, who wrote high It's Luca
got another one for you. Exaggerated from actual events. A
teenage boy in parentheses, Chris Alvarado inquires for a position
at a sushi shop and is immediately hired and thrown
to the kitchen. Thanks Luca. Alright, Babil, I'm gonna walk
into this shop that says help want it? So, okay,
(13:07):
I believe in you. You want the most talented boy
in the world and almost a man. Yeah, well you
are going to be a man when I give birth
because we're too underage. Teens who got me pregnant? So
you need to get a job. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kis your billy. Let's throw those plates in
the back. Make sure they're all clean. Ukay, get somewhere
on this sext number. Thank you very What's up with
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these glass aren't they clean? Clean? You? Thank you? Pieces
of rice? I need them to be a little smaller here. Yeah,
can I help you? Yeah? I saw your help want
and sign up front? Yeah, and I'm the help you
want fresh meat? All right? We need you? Okay, we
need help. I'm in one second, baby, baby, com back?
(13:49):
What I got it? I was across I did jaywalk
that is get the job. Oh my god. Okay, congratulations man,
I said you you logging? Dare walking? Yeah, I saw
you dare walking And as far as I know, that's
not illegal. So you're under arrest. Are you a cop?
(14:13):
And we are not dressed like a cop. Well, I'm
trying to get hired, so so you can't say yes,
you're a cop. If you're trying to get I'll tell you.
So I saw you there, you're talking, and you're under arrest,
and I want to take your baby in custody underrest.
I'm six months pregnant. If you take it out now,
(14:33):
it's not going to survive. Well, I don't know that
if we put in some kind of bubble rabbit, they'll
be fine. Okay, are you effing serious? Look, I'm just
doing what the book says. Hey, you're in the arrest.
You're not going to jail. You're not going to I'm
not going to jail. Well, I don't have the power
of arrest you right now. I know you don't want
to come in. High chef. I just want to let
you know I've seen Eero dreams of sushi, so I
know how important the rice is. Okay, okay, um I
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imagine I'm gonna start somewhere very low, maybe mopping or something,
whatever it is. I'm happy to be here because trash
for two years, two years, two years of trash than
three years of rice. My kid will be like five
by then. I have a child on the way. I'm
only fifteen. Hey, man, Hey, do you want to make
this job? Yeah, then you better shut the hell up
(15:19):
and act right? Okay? Knife down? Yeah, okay, Now I'm
on knife. Do you know what that means? No, I've
been here for sixteen years and I get to pass
him the knife. That's a big deal. Knife. You don't
want up the knife thing? Man? A right? Good? Yeah? No,
ship all right, now look, all right, this is a
big deal trash. Alright, okay, push down, t listen, man,
(15:41):
if you keep this up, maybe by the time you're
my age, you can make a year. What Yeah? How
old are you? Knife? You almost up? Again? Many? Damn
you're rich. It's not my job. Hey. Um? Can I
(16:05):
see a man yet? Yeah? Um? The table for one?
I'm getting take out? Okay anyway, Um, I don't really
like fish. So do you guys have anything like a
taryaki or yeah, we have a taroki? Why do you
(16:25):
roll your eyes like that? Oh I'm sorry. Maybe you
had something in my eye? Oh my god, you do
you have a rock? You serious? You STIs have a
rocket my eye? Oh my god. I can't roll it out.
Get out. I can't roll it out. Okay, So anyway
I'll have Um, I guess I'll have the taryaki. Okay,
hold on, hold on? How I got hold the side
(16:48):
of right? I can't really see him? Then? Do I
get like a free beverage with that or something? You
got a free beverage to McDonald's. Okay, you don't gonna
combo me with this ship. I thought i'd be checked
it on you, but I got a free drag. If
you do, I'm checked out. Chef. Chef, I know I
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can't bug you. I know you're in the middle of working. Um.
I just had an idea. I want to prove that
I belong here. I think there's a cherryoake order being placed.
I'm actually really good at tarayaki no ki. Well yeah,
she's ordering tarryaki. No. Hey, kid, what the hell are
(17:29):
you doing? I'm I'm jumping ring, You're not just doing
you melting? Oh shit, this is great? Okay you're you
you're on knife ut? Thank you, sir? Yes, sir, okay,
I'll I need now is a couple more moves and
I will be top chef. I'm not okay okay, um
(17:58):
so really no Karyaki huh, don't tell you what are
we going to make for her chef special? Okay? Okay, okay,
n boy, bring this right over. I'm not shouldn't be
touching the resting it right over to the shift. Is
it hard you want to move up? Yeah? Is it
(18:19):
hard to walk around being so tiny? It's not easy?
Why eighteen? Sure? Get on my shoulder. I'm like, you're
like a little parrot. Well yeah, because I'm gonna be
a dad chef. You can't have your your guys melting
on the kitchen, all right, you understand that, okay, because
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it's just I gotta do this payoffs and it just
gets killing me here. All right? Okay, good? Thank you?
All right? And okay, we're good. We're good, Yes, we
we're good. Yes, we're good. Okay. Oh my gosh, cheaper screepers. Hey, hi,
I'm the new guys. Want to make sure that my
payrolls all know you're that teenager? Yeah? Come on, Yeah,
(19:00):
that's me. Wow, it's a cool office than real samurai sworts. Yeah,
so you're the accountant here, I'm the owner. Oh I
thought I thought the chef. He's just a chef. Oh
so you're a teen. You don't know how restaurants work. Okay, yeah,
chefs starting, the guys, chef the money guys. But I
have ideas, let me hear them. Okay. I was thinking,
(19:22):
what if we You know, people love sushi, Yeah, they
love your sushi. Yeah. Some people don't like sushi, not
even your sushi. They like Arry Hoki. What if we
did Tarryaki sushi? Do it? Thank you for give me
one second. Chef, move a knife. Oh we don't. I'll
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make it from scratch. Here's a rat, okay, the blood
of rats, little soy sauce. I don't want a little
chilly com all right, here, bring this out to that lady.
You want me to give this to the lady, the
new garbage guy, just go okay, Hi, we've got Terioki.
(20:15):
This is Harry. It's a hairy situation. Yeah. I went
from is that supposed to be a joke? Is that
supposed to be a joke? Huh No, garbage and bring
that food. Give me a second. Um, what do you
do your garbage guy? Yeah, but it was a moment
(20:35):
and it felt like an opportunity to move up. And
this is uh, well this I got a chance to
be delivery boy. Let me taste that. What is this?
That's actually the woman over there with my feet. Um,
you shouldn't do that. This plate's going out, which is
actually really good. You know what, I'm gonna make that
team owner and operator. Yeah, okay, all right, knife, here's
(21:01):
a here's a nine. No, I want the chef, the
eld chef to handing the knife. He's gonna be going
down the steps now, thank you? Why do this? Why
but little him like that? Oh he knows, Oh he knows.
All right, I think, chef, and you're a race duty now,
so back down and with the hotness chef in the
entire city. I'm talking to the teen genius himself. Uh
(21:24):
what I hold on a second? I cut Jerry, Jerry. Yeah,
I was just from the top. Are you okay, buddy,
having a stroke or something? A little No? I just
he reminds me of of my teen boy. And you
haven't seen your son in a while. No, I haven't he.
Uh he ran away and ran away and uh he
joined the joined the band the Funk Couches. Yeah, your
(21:47):
son is in the Funk Couches. He's one of the animatronics. Um. Wow, Hey,
for what it's worth, I can kind of be like
your son for the next three minutes during his interview.
I love that, alright, Jerry came down three D Here
we are, my boy, my sweet side. Who's the head
(22:07):
chef of sushi? And Terry Hoki? Uh, why don't you
say something to everybody there? Greg, I just like to
say hello to everybody and say thanks for coming out
to sushi and Kerry Hoki. We're really happy. And also
you're my son. I love you. Shout out to my
girlfriend and my Uh you had a girlfriend. Yeah, my
little boy's about to be born. You had a son.
You have a child? Well not yet? Are you kidding me? Huh?
(22:30):
You're responsible? Can you be d I'm sorry you're my son.
You're having a child at this age. It was an accident.
What do you want men to do pay for the
whole thing? You think be and your mother are gonna
support that on the head chef? Fuck? You better be
all right and I better see you be responsible, sir. Alright,
news at six, I felt good. I felt good. I
feel real good. Yeah, hey, stop by this restaurant if
(22:51):
you ever want to come in here. My son, I
loved it. Okay, Like, Hi, how many in your party?
Father's uh, let's see about four of us? Oh my goodness,
you're Jim mc. I am my six o'clock news always there.
What a privilege privileges mine? How many of your party? Four? Okay,
we can seech you in about six o'clock, in about
(23:13):
forty minutes at six, No, it's well. Then we'll be
back at sick. Okay, we're upen tomorrow. Sure, okay, team,
listen up back here in the kitchen. A couple of
new rules. One, no more sushi. We're done with what
that's what? It doesn't matter, hop up up. The whole
(23:36):
point of the restaurants, the whole point, the whole what's
the whole point of the restaurant is what? It's the
namesake sushi? Yeah, okay, well that's gonna be changed. Listen.
I got a tattoo this morning. This makes me a
really hip, funky chef. Do you get it? That tattoo? Thanks?
Thank you, so here's the new thing at Sushi and karyaki.
(23:59):
We are now serving hot pockets. Sorry, yes, sir Wavable,
Yeah you listen. You listen to the chef. Whatever the
chef says, we make. And now let me take the
trash off, for I am a trash boy. That is
all I am and all I will ever be. This guy. Huh,
(24:21):
so can we all get behind this or what? I
don't know? Man? Cheese and stuff. I went around the
corner and bought the one I saw like you told
me too. It's a sausage and cheese. All right, get
it up. I gotta I gotta put in my two weeks. Notice,
there's no way I'm gonna stay here. This isn't the
job that I sent to a good point. No, you
weren't gonna make it anyway. You're up starting now, but
(24:44):
I wanted to give two Think you're right. I think
you're right, Terry, Terry, what do you think, Bud? You
used to own this place? You still skeptical? No, I'm
whatever the tea and chef want. Don't tickle my balls.
Jesus my God that they're mine. Holy ship. All right,
all right, we have a full house out there. Let's
get out there. Good dinner. Rush. What do you mean
(25:06):
you lost your job? Well, it's just like, do you
mean you lost your job? Well, I had to make
a stand and it was put all my jobs because
this job was gonna float us forever. Yeah, but that's
back when Sushi Tariyaki. They're changing the horror company and
it's not the same anymore. How we're fuck no, we'll
be able to find I mean, teams are getting jobs
as chefs. I'm sure. I'm mommy, you're in your mid Yeah,
(25:29):
but I just dream what happened you had to go
back to work. Oh, that wouldn't be the worst thing
in the world. It wouldn't be I love any mommy,
But don't you like me around too? Which? What are
you doing? She doesn't even know you even. Hey, babe,
I know you're pregnant, but like, I need my a
(25:49):
long time in this bed for a little stretch out. Okay,
I don't know what that has to do with me
being pregnant. You can have your alone time if I
need to stretch off, If you get to scoot off
the a little bit, he's just push. You were acting
so different ever since you became the head team chef
of that karaoke right. Stop calling it head teen chef.
I'm just head chef now. You are a team though
would be anything else? Why is joined? Why are you
(26:14):
in our bedroom? Whatever? I don't need I need you
to leave the room. Yes, leave the room, by bye bye?
Taking this time what you want? You wanted me to
get a job to support you? Yes, yeah, I didn't
mean become a big diva chef. I see you wanted
(26:34):
just just enough to keep me under under your your thumb.
Sure you know what had this baby? Right now, I'm
not going to do nice wow. Command Same three comes
(27:04):
from Patreon v I P. Chop Bunker, who wrote, thanks,
the personalized message is very appreciated. Oh, I had written
to Chop. I approached the Internet with a great amount
of paranoia. Always wise, James, you teach that right. So
for every site I sign up to UH and make
(27:26):
up a silly sounding name of whatever syllables come to
my head. My real name is Boots rain Gear. Wow.
I've loved the podcast since it first started, and I'm
pretty confident that I'm the dumbest looking person on my
bus to work whenever I'm listening to it, and trying
to stifle churtles. Here's a scene suggestion. A diner in Ontario,
(27:48):
Canada is paid a visit by the Royal Canadian Mounted
Police for committing the crime of serving poutine that contains
neither cheese, curds nor gravy. I so you're asking for
the bathroom. Hey, yeah, where where's the where's the bathroom?
The bathroom is just right behind there. You see the
(28:09):
elk's head. Just make a left, okay. So it's a
male elk with antlers okay, and then there's a lady
elk for the ladies. I'll get it all right. Sorry, hello,
hell yeah, hi, hi, um, I'm just looking for um poutine.
Oh yeah, we got putine. Okay? Can you bring it
to my house? Can you bring it to my head personally? Yes? Um,
(28:33):
I probably could. Yeah. Okay, where do you live? Um?
I just live right around the corner if you go
through the lake. Oh by the lake. Oh yeah, that's
the uh the tutor the tutor house. Do you recognize
my voice? I'm I've been calling you every Tuesday. What
(28:54):
what's you deal? Well, I'm keep talking. I'm a sexy,
middle aged woman. Um. My husband passed five years ago.
My condolence doesn't matter. Oh sorry, yeah, um and yeah,
that's kind of my thing. And I love fries. I mean, Henry.
(29:16):
I mean I think you should see her for sure,
But I mean, someone who's eating a steady diet of
poutine just can't be healthy, you know, So why would
that make her not healthy? I'm just saying. I mean,
in general, what people are putting in their ain't good.
You know, she's and bread and all that over and
over again. It's gonna clyde the arteries. You don't want
to be with someone who's you know, they're kicking you
know what I'm saying. No, I don't you want to
be with someone who's got a long jevity, That's what
I'm saying. I see, So I should stay with her
(29:38):
forever and be tied down to this woman. Know what
the hell you? How the hell do you get that
I'm saying? But just get in now? Has some fun?
She kicks in them off to the next Look Jesus Christ,
not at all. Oh my god, no, no, I'm sorry, sorry, Torp.
It was like a male elk right, yeah, that one
over there, because I think either the doors is there
a key? Do I need a key or is there
(29:59):
a code? No, no, neither, there's no. Did you enter
a door that needed a key? Yeah? I did. How
the hell do you get in there? That? That's the office?
Did you use the office to use the restaurant? Did
you go in there? Well? I couldn't find any toilet
paper in there, so I just want to let you know,
Christ you went into the guy damn office. Hey, I
I don't know whose office. Hey, I'm sorry I told
(30:20):
you the wrong thing. All right, that's clearly my fault.
All right, I funked it up. But hey, I hate
to interrupt you guys here, but I uh, I'm here
with the Canada Caps candidate caps to just talk to
the owner of the Candida Camps. I've got some bad
(30:41):
news for the owner at the the Canada Camps. I'm
in front of house here. But you're both are wearing
New York Yankees caps, big fans of the New York fans. Okay,
well it's called a bit and this is a badge. Right,
(31:02):
that does look legitimate? All right? The cheese. Now you're
you're both from North Quebec. Is that Ontario? Interesting? So
that's not the accent I was thinking of all right,
it's probably so sorry, so sorry to interrupt again. Yeah,
there's the bathroom. Is there a drawer petty cash in
the bathroom. That's the office. You're back in the office. Okay, bathroom,
(31:24):
I guy, I get about I get about here. I mean, look,
I'm sorry that I let them out there for you. Alright, alright, alright,
back to what's really important here. We did some tests
and it turns out that your cheese pin tunes. I'm sorry,
on hold on our cheese pantuns. Listen up. Your cards
(31:47):
are real quality cards, he said. Cheese pantu. You guys
have cheese pant just passing the cheese. Oh no, we
don't have cheese. Yes they do, Yes, they do. They
have poutine and they have pantoons. I'd like a pantoon.
Do you recognize that we have it? Oh my god?
(32:10):
Just oh how do you do sir? Oh? How do
you to New Yorkers in that house? No? No, no
Canada caps and that's where we're all the boot from
there from Ontario. Okay, uh yeah, well that's huge. We
only have them once today. Okay, it's only on Tuesdays
(32:33):
that we have pantoon. So today, well they say, is
we have them, but why we're running lows. Listen, sir,
we're not here to have a chit chat with you.
We're here because you're in trouble for what Because those
in trouble, Those Kurds aren't pure? What do you mean
the course they are? We source them. Hey, we did
their pinky into it, but it rupped around our gums.
It ain't pure stuff. And we're Canada caps. We ain't
(32:56):
no pure. Try this maple syrup? Is that? Yeah? See
how it's getting tingley and numb. It's cocaine in there. Yeah,
you feel drip. So sorry again. I was using the
bathroom and somebody called to ask what the hours are sinking?
What are the what were the hours, by the way
(33:18):
to the hours are for the bathroom? I guess opening
hours from six to six okay, okay, thanks, all right, Look,
we don't we don't want to take up too much
of your time. Who do you get your cards from?
Or do you make them in house? We make them
in a house, all right. Can you direct this to
the to the person who makes these cards of course? Yeah? Okay,
coming back here in a nice little place, uh darian, Yeah,
(33:39):
what do you want these two cops here, these two
caps here, they want to talk to you about the curds. Okay, yeah,
well I just get the freaking milk from over there.
And then it goes, hey, what's with the attitude? What's
with the attitude? Yeah, and so pretty much for a
down payment of your restaurant could be U, you know,
(34:01):
up in the top echelon of Canadian business owners for
next year. So what do you think I I feel
like I'm being hustled here. No no, no, no, no, no,
not at not at all. Now you said that you're
you are the owners that well I'm I'm in the office. Okay,
that's good for me. That's good for me. Now I
just need a business I D number and we can
(34:23):
get this all star. Okay, all right, I'm okay here
it is all right. I'm reading it right off the wall.
So with the business I D number? Is he as
in Canada, as in Canada? Okay, okay, no, sorry, sorry,
you're not in there. You're not in the number. Repeating
everything I'm saying this is the same. All right, thank
(34:44):
you so much. I got your business. Okay, is this
some kind of dirty phone call? It's not a dirty
are you getting off on this, getting off on this?
You know it? All right? You know it? Okay? Oh yeah?
Oh yeah, Well you know what if I was getting
Oh is that so okay? Because when I get off,
I sound like this. Oh yeah, when I get off,
(35:05):
I sound like this. Oh yeah, okay. Well, I think
it's fair to say that none of us got off.
I think that's fair to say. Well, all right, thank
you so much. Okay, all right, well this all checks out.
I mean, the cheese looks good, the milk looks good.
I don't know about your attitude though. And then after
I forgot about the last step, okay, I dump a
whole packet of cocaine in there? What's that all aboot?
(35:29):
It sounds like you guys are making fun of mine. Wait,
but what just Canadians? What do you think that we
have any links to the Gambingo family? That would be crazy.
I never thought that at all until you just set
it now. So you're thinking it because you just set
it now. We're the caps here, the Canadian caps. I
don't know about either one of you guys. All right,
(35:51):
how many horses do you have bringing Guido and Domini? Yes,
Guido to go over the word to into Ontario. I
want you to find a restaurant that we may want
to take over. I want you to go in disguise
as Mountheys, and you have a problem. What they run
this shop? It's a Canadian cup, Canadian cap trying to
(36:15):
pay attention. Were you for wanting your miserable lives? I'm
paying attention. You're gonna go across the border. And then
what are you gonna do when you get pay attention? Yeah, gentlemen, gentlemen. Okay,
now let's work on this accent. You'll be infiltrating a
Canadian restaurant. I want to think. I really need to
look and I kind of already. Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
(36:35):
I'm good too, I'm good, fine, but my family is
being held hosted by the Dawn, so I need to
do this all right now, let me hear both of
you with a Canadian accident. Okay, Hey, I'm a Canadian cap. Hey,
I'm a Canadian kid. Even sorry, I'm sorry. I really
do not appreciate being in class with these two people.
(36:56):
They're not taking it seriously. I have done my homework,
I have done seen study, I've done my character backstory.
Sound Canadian Bridget, Bridget, Okay, they will kill our family here.
I love them to kill my family. I am trying
to be the best, most trained in saying that. Now. Okay,
once you're going to feel bad about it, you know what. No,
(37:17):
I'm not, you know, Bridget, you know it all right.
So let's do this again, all right from the top. Okay,
you guys are so lucky. He has a two year
wait list. The fact that you guys can just walk
into this class. I wouldn't mind doing my Canadian scene
with you. I would love some scenes. I love some
seam study for one. That'd be great. Book. I really
hope you are too, I really fucking hope to God
(37:38):
your offer. Bridget Center and Guido, why don't you give
them a suggestion of where they could be in Canada?
So we're in Canada, I would say the mountains, be
more specific, the top of a mountains good, and so
we're gonna be there. You and you memorize your lines
and don't plan it out. Don't plan it out. Okay, Okay,
we kind of take what we know and just throw
(37:59):
it away. Okay, what what does that part meant? Pause?
Let's pause for a second scene. Let's just do the
scene you're on the top of the mountain, okay, and
just feel it. Don't worry about the lines. I just
really need that accent. That's really what I need. Crying,
I am, and I'm thinking about my family. All right, Well,
(38:20):
we're going to kill him if this don't work out.
I know. Okay, let's go from the top and lights
up a I'm so cold up here. It's really good.
I like, all right, let's pause for a sorry, blame
blame cause Grove. What is the prize running into the
second best dialect coach in the country. How you doing, Oscar?
(38:45):
Good good? I was just teaching Meryl Street Bavarian. What
what kind of gigs do you have lined up? Sorry,
my mind's a little scattered, or your mind is a
little scattered. Yeah, I'm teaching us. Coffee tell coffee, thank you,
thank you. No, these are both mine. Over did the
doll coffee so well? Of course you'd get the same thing,
(39:06):
but you would take credit for it. Um, it's my rotary. Hello,
hi babe. They showed up and they have a gun
against my head. Okay, okay, okay, I have to go. Okay, Um,
I'm also teaching Meryl Streep. Hold on, Hello, what then
(39:28):
did you hang up on me? My head? I was
gonna ask for help and you just hung up on me.
You don't have to go, no, but this is a
war of cloud I have to go Meryl. Yes, yes, No,
it's dunker, dunker. No, no, cut it off, just cut
it off, throw it away, dunk. Okay, sorry, hello, pick up,
(39:51):
pick up, pick up, pickup. Call me back and say
your Meryl Streep. Okay, this one is out of service
the person you're trying to if you can call me back, okay, okay.
So look, look we're caps. We've established that Canadian camps.
(40:15):
You showed us, you showed us how to make the
curds checks out. We just need to get a hold
of that cocaine he talked about the end. It's already
in the cheese. Okay, oh sorry, sorry, if you if
you don't mind me asking, if you are cops, then
where are your horses? Because your mountie's right? Yep? I
am the owner. By the way, Hi, we're Canadian. I
(40:40):
think we're all Canadian. Yeah we didn't. We parked our
horses at the at the at the pay lot down
the road. Okay, Okay, Well, I can. I can look
down and I can't see the horses. I think they've
gotten away killed him. Oh no, wait, we're going to sleep.
(41:02):
Oh my god, Canadian. Well boy, I hope it wasn't
the way I made the cheese. I'm sorry. Somebody, uh
somebody except goddamn loan for twenty grant. There's this man.
He says he's owner. I've never seen him before in
(41:23):
my life. Look, this guy says he's the owner. Out
of respect, I have to let him be the owner. Now, Okay,
that's just how it works. That's how it works. Yeah, okay, yes, sorry,
all right, So you're the owner now here in the keys. Okay, well,
i'll pay you in petty cash. I appreciate that. Uh
what else is business has been in my family for
over forty years. Uh you'd probably tell him where the
(41:44):
office is by the elk hes. Okay, No, that's good
because yeah, I get mixed up there. Excuse me, hi,
I'm the one that was shooting the darts up there,
the trail darts. But these two to sleep, Okay, yeah,
I want to induce myself. I'm a little a little parts.
It's cold out there. Ye all right, I feel free
(42:08):
to have heard. I mean your business. You tell me absolutely,
I give this guy out the Curtzy ones. All right, Uh,
did you want to do something with these two caps?
You're the one that did it. You're the one that
frank any other questions? No, I don't know. Hey Chris,
what are you doing? What is that a gun? Yeah?
(42:30):
I mean yeah gun type? What does it do? No? Oscar,
I don't understand, you said Bavarian, but I did it?
Did that not? Okay? Okay, okay, Meryl, you can did that?
Not okay, Mary, you can drop character for I can't
drop merrow merrow. Oh my god, him scon him. Okay up,
(43:00):
wake up, wake up, wake up, everyone, wake up, just
fucking I'm ready everyone day your blindfolding, Your blindfold? Arms
are hide my arms are broken. Okay, I'll think about
for you can't I get something other than young? What
(43:24):
are you doing? It's why? Why would you do? Your fan?
I'm a big fan. You work with this every day.
He wants to hang out. Nobody wants to hang out.
So here I am here, I am now? And what
do you want? I want? I want this? Okay? Us, ok.
We just need more like Patreon subscribers as why do
(43:46):
you have Joey over there? See your favorite or your
least favorite? We can't tell. What are you doing to Joey?
Just letting him sid I'm just letting him lie die
in there? You're milking his balls though. Okay, so there's
a pipe going straight from his balls into the soup. Okay, come,
(44:07):
I have to go. I have to go the orders up. Okay,
so everyone be good. Joy come and that cheese, cheese,
he's beaten. Can I have a cracker with it? You
can have a cracker? Cracker? Sound something cracker. Here's one cracker. One.
It's a little wet. Okay, I don't have fun and crack.
(44:30):
Let me break God, Doug, what's going on? Man? Who
do we just talk to us? I have to go
up through the your friends we care about. So what
can we do? Do you want to help me? Yeah?
You help me? Just say it. I want to be
on sneakers and sandwiches and I want to be on
holchemy this okay, all right, I can get you on
sneakers and sandwiches. Can you what would you bring? Just
(44:53):
so I can tell him I'd bring flip flops. See,
you should be on yeah, I want to keep telling
him flip flops and Doug. I just want to say
we see you. We don't think you're just like a ghost.
I can do it, you can do it. Most of
the time we see the back of your head, or
(45:15):
sometimes I see the side of your face. Wait. I
just realized that there's microphones all in this little dark case. Wait,
and recording this all for an episode. It's for me,
it's for my podcast networks it it's called yet. It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Oh god, we made
(45:37):
hid No, we don't want to make him mad, but
there are Mike, so should just take it away? Yeah,
just eat meat. Thanks for being here. Hey, thanks for
having me. I had a lot. Well, it wasn't fun, No,
but I'm glad I'm here with you. Guys. We'll be
down here for a while apparently. Caroline Connor, thank you,
thank you so much for having me. Yes, this time,
(46:00):
I'm bleeding. Yeah, I'm my ass, damn it. Craig Atkowski,
sorry about the arms and legs. My biggest regret. James Cheeney,
it's something to go with the cheese. I love cheese.
It's just not alone, but how about cheese and hash
brown Yes, right, well I usually put cheese on the
hashn on the toast as it's toasting, and put the
(46:22):
hashbrowns on top of that. There's no toast in this basement. Joey,
thanks so much. He's joy in the cage, Joey. No
one do that Adida's commercial without me, and I think, uh,
we're all thanking Doug Babe for bringing it down here.
(46:48):
He is our master, and his networks my Schmarts media. Yep,
some until next time can be this. Yeah, that's very good.
(47:08):
That will happened. And on the rails for the wind,
Hell yeah,
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