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From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies. History is
riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or
learn the stuff they don't want you to know. A
production of I Heart Brading. Hello, welcome back to the show.
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My name is Matt, my name is all they called
me Ben. We are joined as always with our super producer,
pauled Mission Control Decond. Most importantly, you are you, You
are here, and that makes this stuff they don't want
you to know. It is the second episode in our
two part series on the secrets of the Founding Fathers,
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a subject that's been on the minds of many people
or a number of centuries now. In our previous episode,
we talked a lot about dead presidents, not the not
the hip hop group they were all big fans of,
but the the the actual presidents of the US and
the Founding Fathers, some of whom were never president, such
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as you know Matt Um, Alexander Hamilton's right, never President
Ben Franklin, never President George Mason. But they did They
did a lot of tremendous, tremendous work creating the United States,
and for a long time they were deified, perhaps to
an extreme degree, uh, and people didn't talk about, you know,
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the hypocrisy of slavery or the uh, you know the
nature of their membership and Masonic lodges. There's still a
lot of little known myths, facts or factoids about the
president's um. So maybe we start there. Here are the facts, Matt.
If if someone hasn't listened to episode one, what's what's
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some of the crazy stuff to learn? Well, a lot
of the Founding fathers were white men. No wait, yeah,
they all were. Um. They many of them owned slaves
or had in uh a close relationship with the practice
of chattel slavery. That was a big deal. We definitely
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talked about freemasonry, about how the values that that Freemasonry
puts forth have a lot of similarity with what ended
up in the Declaration of Independence and a lot of
the other major documents that went into creating the thing
called the United States. And a lot of were members. Yeah,
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and the French Revolution. Right, there's a lot of commonality there. Uh,
there's there are a couple other just fun things before
you get to the really weird stuff today. The Founding
fathers themselves probably never heard the phrase the Founding fathers,
which makes sense, But Founders was probably in there somewhere.
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We're the we're the Founders. Yeah, yeah, but it's like
that's the kind of title you probably shouldn't give yourself,
you know what I mean? But yeah, they probably they
probably did say that a couple of ales in at
the public house Sam Adams. Did they drink Sam Adams?
There is actually a really great brand of ale I
think out of Michigan called Founders. It's one of my favorites.
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That's very true. I had one the other day. Hey, look,
hey sponsorship Founders were here, wouldn't it be nice? No,
it's a really good question. Do you really think they
like coined themselves the founders or that seems like the
kind of thing that the press would have to w like,
that's a that's a pretty serious self aggrandizing statement. Well,
if you're if you're hanging out at the Masonic lodge
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in secret, or the thing that would become the Masonic
Lodge years down the road. Uh, you know, I can imagine, gentlemen,
we hear all the founders of this great nation, not
just the founders, Matt, the founding fathers. They sired this
country from their very loins. Well, The earliest record we
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have of that phrase being used is actually it doesn't
occur until nineteen sixteen, at least in documents. Warren G. Harding,
who is a Senator at the time and you know
later goes on to be president himself, talks to the
Republican National Convention and he's like, you know, YadA, YadA YadA,
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the Founding Fathers. And this was his work with Nate Dog.
This was also the first time he had ever said YadA, YadA, YadA,
you know, which later is referenced in Seinfeld. That's just
these are just historical facts. So his when he said
founding Fathers in nineteen sixteen, he's talking about, like the
earlier point you had made on the previous episode, Matt,
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He's talking about everybody whoever fought in the American Revolution
and participated in any way in the Constitution as well
as the Declaration of Independence. So he wasn't talking about
the seven or eight people that often honed in on
as founding fathers. He doesn't. He's not really even talking
about John Hancock. And John Hancock, by the way, I
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know why more people don't talk about this. Uh, he's
famous for his autograph, right it's very large, showy, it's
like six inches. He was a smuggler. That was his job.
That's like if if we were starting a nation and
we were like, hey, let's get that. Do you know
that guy who sells drugs like down down by the Kroger,
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we should get him in on this. Well, but that
was a bankable skill at the time. Hamilton the Musical
has anything to say about it. Right, you're right, You're right.
I'm being unfair because it's a way to get around
the British tax system. Really, he's more like the trafficker, right,
he's the supplier of the drugs in a way, or
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the guy who's getting him across the Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
he's the plug. That's a very good point. Yeah, he's
not the he's not the corner guy. But are a
ton of misconceptions, and I one thing I like is
that a lot of them are pretty have been busted
such that their common knowledge. Now, George Washington may have
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cut down trees in his life, but he certainly did
not cut down a cherry tree as a child and
then say I cannot tell a lie. Uh, it's such
a weird story. He also didn't have wooden teeth. You
have fake teeth, but they were up wooden. They were
hippopotamus teeth. Is that correct? That wouldn't a k a
sea horse teeth? Ah, that makes sense. Okay, and let's
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see what what what else we know? Oh, the signatures
on the Declaration of Independence were kept secret. That is
true initially, not because there was some conspiracy, although I
guess from the British perspective it very much is a conspiracy. Right, Yeah,
you're absolutely right. If the if this document had been found,
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and if they had not won the war, then there
lie would be at risk. Absolutely. So those are Those
are just some of the facts. And there are some
fantastic innumerable actually books and podcasts and documentaries, musicals and
so on about these things. But what we wanted to
do today is explore the crazy, unproven stuff, some of
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the weirdest allegations you will hear about these founding fathers
of this country. Here's where it gets crazy. It's the
ten dual commandments. Uh wait, nope, that's not what we're
doing here. Um, that was great, that was great. Let's uh,
let's jump in and yeah, talking about the the crazy stuff,
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the unproven stuff, the stuff that's fun to think about,
but may not have much sand to it, but maybe
a couple of greens. As we discussed that Pearl last episode,
this is something It reminds me a lot of the
Paul is Dead theory that we discussed before with Paul
McCartney and the Beatles. Uh. There is there's a theory
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roaming around out there that George Washington the founding father,
I mean, the one that he was assassinated at some
point and replaced with someone else. Happens all the time,
happens all the time. Yeah, it's it's tough. It happened
at our job earlier, just just a few weeks ago.
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But let's like get into that Easter egg so body doubles.
We know that happens, right, That's happened and is possibly happening. Now.
What's interesting about this theory is not just the idea
that Washington was assassinated and replaced, but who replaced him.
That's that's the weirdest part, all right, Yeah, shall we
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get into some Illuminati uh discussions here, That's what this
whole thing is about, baby, I think so, yeah, John
Johan actually Adam Weiss helped uh founded the Order of
the Illuminati. It is a thing on May first, seventeen
seventies six, and he was big into the rising trend
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of secret societies. UM. But they were often used as
a way to kind of break away from the status
quo a little bit and promote freethinking UH and freedom
and equality actually um and as we've seen with for example,
the Vatican did not care for Freemasons UM in in
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Europe and actually outlawed members of the Catholic Church from
becoming members of the Freemasons. Similarly, monarchies did not care
for these either, specifically the Order of the Illuminati. Yeah, yeah,
And we had discussed the reasons why both monarchies and
UH and the Vatican dislike the Order of the Illuminati.
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And of course why shops argument here for the Order
of the Illuminati is uh, let's see, the best way
to say it is he announced it as though it
were a resurrection of an older thing, right, So his
argument was always this dates back into antiquity. But you're right,
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May for seventeen seventy six, that's when he that's when
he founds the Order of the Illuminati. But he founds
it in Bavaria. Bavaria, Yes, because he is German. Would
you come into play later he is German? If the
name didn't give it away, definitely, Vati Vadi German. First
of all, just before we keep going, isn't that interesting
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that as a nation was being birthed, this guy wise
up decides to found the stinking Illuminati, Like the same
in seventeen seventy six. What a version of the Illuminati,
I would say, But you're right, you're right, it's weird.
It's a big a year for history, and he's in Bavaria,
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as you said. But eventually he's exiled because the power
structure rejects things like freedom and equality order things that
are espoused by the Order of Illuminati. And the gist
of our conspiracy theory here is that instead of living
in exile, as all historians agreed this guy did, he
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traveled to the United States to spread the secret doctrine
of illumination across the land. And in seventeen eighty five,
the story goes wy Shopped assassinated George Washington and replaced him.
Just to point this out, Okay, Washington's official death occurs
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on December sevent and it's still kind of mysterious. He
was sixty seven years old. He had a brief illness.
He lost forty of his blood. Oh and then he
died all right, in a twenty one hour period. How
have I never heard of this before? Of his blood?
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Was he being like blood let like as like a
remedy to care? What ailed him? That's what happens when
you get assassinated, dude, you lose at least your blood.
At least I thought it was. He might have been
in on the blood trade, you know what I mean,
and somebody came to collect. But I want to want
to mistake you. You're saying, these are the circumstances of
his actual death or these are the purported circumstances of
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his supposed death, actual death, sexual death. Yeah, so he was.
He fell ill and died over twenty one hour period
in because he was being bled. It was a common
medical practice. Okay, not super successful medical practice, but super common.
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He they bled him like think a total His personal
doctor led him once, and then more doctors arrived and
led him four more times over the next eight hours,
and that's how he lost all the blood. He also,
by the way, uh gargled a mixture of molasses, vinegar,
and butter. Uh he did several other things, but he didn't.
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By late afternoon he knew that he was on the
way out. And his last words are, I am just
going have me decently buried. Do not let my body
be put into the vault less than three days after
I am dead? Do you understand me? Tis well, and
then died. And he died. But was it him or
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was it Adam wy Shopped? Had had this guy come
from Bavaria and sort of done, Um, what's that show?
The Americans done? Kind of a sleeper agent thing and
replaced the president of the United States. Well, that's okay.
We do know the founding fathers were aware of Johan
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Adam y Shot. They even wrote about him. Yeah, it's true.
Jefferson um speaks of him in a letter to Madison
where he says that VISs Hopped was an enthusiastic philanthropist,
um of outstanding moral character. And they seemed to to
to dig this guy. He was. He was popular amongst
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the fathers. Yeah, we talked about how important Thomas Jefferson
and James Madison were as Founding fathers, and it's interesting
to note that they were definitely on board with this
guy or at least, uh found took an interest with
him and found him to be an upstanding fellow. But yeah,
I don't I don't know, man, Let's keep going. It
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just feels, it feels Let's keep going, all right. Well,
I do want to point out that while I think
we were much more than fair with Thomas Jefferson in
the previous episode, uh, he did originally just reminded of this.
He did originally have a ban on slavery in the
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in the initial documents of the US, but he remove
those bands because he thought they wouldn't be able to
get support from delegates and slave owning areas, and also
he owned slaves. It was a huge hypocrite, but but
he liked Adam Wi shopped, Vy shopped, and there there's
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some other things here. It's something we had talked about earlier.
Even if this guy, the founder of the Order of
the Illuminati, did seek to spread these new World Order views,
he wouldn't have been pushing for anything that was super
wild to the founders of the United States. They were
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on board with a kind of stuff that, uh, at
least the Illuminati on paper supported, like the values have
a lot in common with Masonry, self determination, freedom from
religious dogma, et cetera. If anything, the Illuminati is just
a little more extreme on the religion stance. I think
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the Masonic thing is something like they're acknowledge a higher
power or something like that. That's all you must do it.
It matters not what you what dogma you place on.
It is just that you you, yeah, acknowledge that something
greater than you exist, and you are essentially a part
of that plan or part of that thing. What separated
it from the Freemasons, Like why bother starting all brand
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new secret society? Was there something about Freemasonry that advice
help didn't like? That's a good question. One one of
my initial cynical answers would be that people for some
reason love to start their own thing instead of helping
existing things, like you see it in the world of
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charity all the time. So one tries to start a
charity when they're already you know, eight other things who
have been doing it for a long time and could
use the help. But of course these things don't occur
in a vacuum. So it is it is likely that
he knew about it, But it's also possible, and I
haven't dug into this is just my speculation. It is
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also possible that he was trying to circumvent perhaps a
ban on freemasonry that's happened in the past. Uh, But
that that may be something we dive into in another episode. Yeah,
we'll definitely dive into it in another episode. I just
wanna point to one thing written by the Bavarian Illuminati
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of kind of what they stood for, and this is
something they wrote in their general statutes. Uh. The order
of the day is to put an end to the
machinations of the purveyors of injustice, to control them without
dominating them in interesting, So use your tendrils to control things,
but don't let anyone know that that tendril is their influence. Yeah,
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so a hidden hand. That makes sense. But there's there's
one big thing people are forgetting when they talk about
this assassination theory. Yeah, it's it's a cool, crazy story.
I would watch the feature film when Nicolas Cage about this.
He would play both Why Shot and George Washington obviously up.
But the problem is Why Shot is from Germany. He
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has a very thick, noticeable German accent. This is attested
in other contemporary writings. It's like thicker than a bowl
of oatmeal. Shout out to anyone who gets the reference.
If we are being charitable, it is highly unlikely that
this guy would have been able to kill George Washington,
you know, put on the wig or whatever and seamlessly
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slip into that character. People would have noticed because he
talked of people, you know what I mean. He wasn't
emailing votes, so I would say this is not true.
But there's a crazy thing we're going to explore even
crazier than this, that is absolutely true and should terrify you.
We'll get to it after work from our sponsor. Imagine
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there's no heaven, no heaven. I don't have to imagine that.
Just well, that's I mean that that's where Thomas Jefferson
was accused of being philosophically. During the election, there were
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these crazy rumors. You think elections are weird and propagandistic,
Now these were nuts. Uh. These rumors spread that Thomas
Jefferson was secretly an atheist, which used to be a
very bad thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, very very bad. Uh.
And they and pupil will say his opponents were saying,
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you know, Thomas Jefferson wants to be president, not because
he cares about this country. He only wants to be
president to ban religion. He is an enemy of God.
He is infiltrating this, uh, this holy office in this
holy place. Most people would say, I mean, that's the thing. Though,
Jefferson wasn't a Jefferson hated churches, maybe not religion, but
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he was super not down with churches. Most people today
would describe him as a non denominational theist. So kind
of interesting is that sort of like being um not agnostic? Yeah,
isn't agnostic where you recognize that there is some sort
of higher thing but you don't know what to call it.
You mean, like the like the basic police of Freemasonry
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and the Illuminati. Uh. Agnosticism is more saying that you
can It's like leading no contest to the question of God. Right,
So you're you're not. You're you're saying that you cannot
you do You're essentially saying you do not have the
information necessary to make informed uh the conclusion. So you're
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not you're not you're not You're not discounting it entirely though, Right,
it's just say I don't know, you're leaving the door
open for for like, you know, if you are one
day blessed with that wisdom. Then okay, cool, I hedged
my bets. I think that, Yeah, what do you think
do you think agnostics when they meet St. Peter at
the gates? You didn't they get a pass? Didn't they
get in? You didn't deny him? You know, I don't know.
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Cath h him. It's to prove that he's even there. St.
Peter's chilling somewhere by some gates. Maybe I was wonder
why they were pearly. I think that it just felt
like a fancy material with it. Maybe they're just pearl
like encrusted, you know, because it's pearl. Wouldn't be a
particularly good gate material, you ask me, I don't know
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what their budget is. You, um, what if they really
are ivory and Heaven's got this thing with rhinos and
they have counterfeit gates, Heaven is canceled you guys? Uh man,
we got it well. Well. Other people thought about this, No, no,
I can bring us back. Other people thought about this.
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Thomas Jefferson. The weird thing about calling him an atheist
is that he thought often about matters of faith and religion.
He wrote what's called the Jefferson's Bible. In a stunning
display of humility, and it's the Jefferson Bible. Is well,
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it's called I think the official title is The Life
and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth, and there are no
copies around today. But essentially what he did is a
cut and paste process of a new Testament, and he
took out all the stuff that he thought was like
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super now troll or miraculous. So it's just Jesus Christ
as a good and normal dude doing good and normal things.
So that's the guy. He also was like a what
is it? He believed in a watchmaker god, the idea
that there is some divine force that sets reality or
realities in motion and just sort of, you know, called
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it a day and the rest is up to us.
These are radical and highly offensive ideas to a lot
of people, but they're still not as bad as being
an atheist and becoming the president. I mean, you would
be hard pressed to be an atheist and win the
election now. In so how did he respond to this
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these accusations. He did what every politician does. Sits him
because it worked out for him. You play along, you
kind of cave a little bit, you go to church,
even if you don't have those personal beliefs and you
espouse that maybe you do, or you you you know,
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you stand in front of a church that shuttered, didn't
hold a Bible up to take some pictures. It's literally
what what I'm saying is you you play the game.
And that's what politicians do in all things, and especially
when it comes to religion, and that's exactly what Thomas
Jefferson did. It's a little harder to stomach, though, when
the person playing the game is so clearly not that
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thing at all. Well, Jefferson wasn't either, I know, but
he was smart enough to like put on a good front,
put on a good show. At least he probably like
memorized a few passages out of the Bible and could
quote them properly and you know, didn't mispronounce the names anyway.
I'm sorry. Moving on, Well, he did win the election, yea,
it were. Do you think this was the first example,
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like in American like politics of this type of pageantry.
I mean, obviously it's probably tail as old as time, right,
you know, we can extrapolate and go back to you know,
the times of anarchy's that the United States was fighting
against in establishing itself. We've been and I talked about
it a little bit last episode, just about the control
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structures of that, how control is maintained and the way
you control people was by like the Illuminati wanted to
the Bavarian Illuminati, and and why shopped you control through
influence through structures and institutions like churches. That's a tough
thing to square, especially if you're a believer or like
a true believer, um that that we can be influenced
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and controlled through things that are largely positive in our
lives like churches. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And also to be
absolutely clear here, we're not dinging on religion. We're saying
that we're saying that Thomas Jefferson, whatever his personal beliefs are,
was he was at the very least against the dogma
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of organized religion, but he sucked it up and he
played the aim to become the president. And when he
became the president, he did not ban religion. He he
just wanted to maintain a separation of church and state,
which seems normal now but was very controversial at the time.
And uh, the question about performative acts, performative religious acts
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is interesting because we don't know folks inner motivations or
their inner beliefs. At this point, they would have to
write it down right in an explicit way. That's why
we know some stuff about Thomas Jefferson. So do you know,
I just think it's it's unfair to ascribe personal beliefs
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to people if we don't know what they are. But
we do know that, we do know that he didn't
ban religion. So this conspiracy theory is debunked, we can say.
But there's another one that I think is interesting. M M,
I'm gonna say it. I don't know, I don't know.
The title of this is, Uh, the Boston Tea Party
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was an opium heist. You guys ever heard of that one? Nope?
I saw it on the sheet and I was like,
that is not something that I was taught in history class.
What's the deal? It involves another secret society, this time
the Sons of Liberty, the precursor of the Sons of Anarchy,
and the Boston Tea Party really set off on December sixteenth,
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seventeen seventy three, three years there before the official founding
of the US and this was it was a protest right,
it was I guess you could say, an attack in
a way it was, Yeah, it was an attack. Um,
and it's known as the Boston Tea Party. This was
a response, as we've talked about on this show before.
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I think maybe we haven't gone into full detail, but
there's this thing called the t Act which had to
do with imports of tea from China and was this
thing that we have for sure talked about on this show,
the British East India Company. Oh yeah, And again there
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a couple of slightly complicated things having to do with
taxes and how essentially teriffs, like how how taxes were
levied on some of these goods for the colonists. And
it's a thing we can get into if we really
really want to, but ultimately it's, you know, we're having
to pay a lot of taxes that the citizens didn't
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feel they should be paying. And it empowered, Uh, it
empowered this corporation. Yes, like the Dutch East India Company,
British East India Company, these are sort of a harbinger
of corporations to come, and they are immensely powerful. They're
also they're also not restrained by laws in the way
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that many other corporations are, at least in paper today.
So one h which effect this will have on the
American colonies is that it threatens the smuggling trade John
Hancock's stuff. I know they're messing with their messed with
johns with Hancock. Nobody messes with John and so this
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makes people furious. The Sons of Liberty also, by the way,
founded by Sam Adams. If they're if they're gonna sponsor us,
we'll just keep doing Sam Adams fact facts. It's a
beer not quite good enough to drink with your mouth,
and it's a beer for what really talking about Samuel
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Adams is wonderful. Oh you're just saying that there's like
seventeen varieties that I've tried. I do think that's cool.
I think this season those stuff is cool. I'll admit it.
They did they do the pumpkin ones, right, isn't that
the thing that Sam Adams does. They do a seasonal
like a pumpkin spice. Old Old Fezzy Wig is one
of the best beers. Is that really the name Old Wig?
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Who is? What? Was he? Is he in the Christmas Carol?
I think? So hold on now, I need to make
sure that I'm saying that right. I hope I hope
that he's a lesser known Sons of Liberty member. There's
Old fezzy Wig who was instrumental in this. It is
it's called Old fezi Wig. So there you have it, folks,
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Old Fezziwig recommended by none other than Matt Frederick wholeheartedly, right, Matt,
without reservation, I think so so so you're right though,
that smuggling is a big thing. It's a big industry
and it thrives. The smuggling industry thrives because of the
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taxation system imposed by the British. So a threat to
that is a threat to people's livelihoods. And so a
group of people, some disguised as Native Americans, boarded three
ships in Boston Harbor. As we said on December six,
seventeen seventy three, they dumped officially three and forty two
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chest of tea into the ocean. This cost the British
East India Company the equivalent of about a little more
than two million dollars in today's terms. But the conspiracy
is that they dumped the tea and they took something else,
because again, the Sons of Liberty are in the like
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they move in circles with smugglers, and they're smuggling associates.
Knew there was more precious cargo aboard opium, which should
be familiar to anybody's heard our previous episodes British East
India and Opium. Uh in in the opium trade in China. Wow,
I mean it would make complete sense if the tea
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is coming directly from China via the East India Company
of Britain um that there could be other cargo aboard
that ship that was not on any manifest that wasn't
recorded and you know, left to history, like you said,
if it wasn't written down, we don't know. And if
it's if it's secretly on that ship and then was taken,
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it just would happen and we'd have no record. Huh. Well,
that would be a smart move. Dump the t take
the opium, because you could sell that, right, it's immensely profitable. Uh,
it's actually it's it's immensely profitable. It's immensely dangerous, but
it's a it's a way to move a lot of
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money quickly. Uh. Because people might not donate to your revolution,
but they'll buy opium. So so the pieces are there.
We don't have proof, we just have a series of
like circumstantial interesting things, you know what I mean, And
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together they they make for a tatalizing possibility. But we
don't know, Matt. We don't know whether they through the
t and took any opium. We don't know if any
opium was aboard. But then again, that's the thing. If
it's a smuggling situation, then you can't trust the manifest
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right interesting curious or and curious or But we don't
know for sure. Perhaps one day in the future, newly
uncovered documents will spilled the tea on this case. Man, Yeah,
for sure, you know, and it is fascinating. I've never
thought about opium in colonial America. I know that the
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United States after it was founded, I mean, I want
to say, I want to probably I think it's about
a hundred years after America was founded, there was quite
a bit of an opium crisis in the United States
because it was you know, it was a medicinal thing
at the time that doctors would carry with them and
would give you a tincture of it essentially if you
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required it. But the abuse of it as a narcotic,
as a drug, I know nothing about in that time,
you know, like pre eight hundreds, fascinating stuff. Yeah, and
you know, I think we're not taught a lot about
the US relationship with opium. It's it's an old one.
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The first millionaire officially in the US is a guy
named John Jacob Astor. Yeah, he died in eight but
the way he became so wealthy, it's entirely due to
the opium trade. We also know that going back to
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the Mayflower in the sixteen hundreds, some pilgrims we're probably
carrying opium. Especially there's a physician named Samuel Fuller and
he probably had laudanum with him as a doctor. And
during the American Revolution, opium was a comm in medical tool.
Thomas Jefferson even used it later to treat his his
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his chronic diarrhea. But it would not be unusual to
see opium in the in colonial America. Would this be
opium that you would smoke or was it essentially just
like laudanum was like a tincture, right, or like you
could even put it on a rag right? Or Yeah,
you know, I I can't. I can only really speak
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to the medicinal stuff. Um. We know that people were
like Thomas Jefferson even ended up growing poppies in Monticello. Eventually,
opium or opiates became a common ingredient in multiple products
in like I would say more of the eighteen hundreds
or so, but I don't know. I don't know about
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recreational use in particular, so we would have to have
more proof of something for the opium high st to wore.
So instead of saying this is debunked, all it kind
of is. Instead of saying this is true what you
don't have proof for, I want to pitch it to
you guys as a film, the Boston Opium Heist. This
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is good. This is a good idea. You shouldn't pitch
this on the podcast. That's a really good idea. Well,
we get like an Ocean's eleven kind of vibe and
ensemble heist film h and then you in order to
get France's support. It's something that greases the wheels like opium.
There we go, conspiracy. I love it, I love it,
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So imagine, fellow conspiracy realists, you are with us, and
as Matt said, the room where it happens. We're making
a new nation. We're building a new, really weird system
of government. We're working live. No one's tried this before,
so we want to learn from the mistakes of the past,
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but we also want to pay attention to the stuff
that worked. This leads us to the situation. The Continental
Congress found itself in massively dysfunctional group, lots of competing interests.
They're not on the same page about stuff, and they're
also not efficient. They have an issue, like they one
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of their big issues is paying people. There are a
ton of veterans who have fought in the war and survived,
some with you know, lifelong injuries, and they're not getting
paid because the government doesn't have the money to give them.
Who knows, maybe they spent it all on opium. I'm kidding. Uh.
The the this leads a guy named Daniel Says, a
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veteran two rally the Vets into something called the Sha Rebellion.
The Sha Rebellion. Yeah, this was a group of Vets
led by Daniel Shays, like you said, and they were
not happy because they basically won the war and they
weren't paid a nickel um. And this made the leaders
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of the United States very anxious because they needed something
to kind of strengthen their executive power. And the most
powerful executive position they knew of was a king, and they,
you know, certainly were not trying to style themselves in
the image of a king. That was sort of the
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whole point. Um. But John Adams actually wrote, quote, hereditary
monarchy or aristocracy are the only institutions that can possibly
preserve the laws as well as um. You know, they
were not huge proponents of the idea of unbridled democracy
early on. Um. And this followed his inauguration as vice
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president when he even designed a system that used something
resembling a hereditary monarchy, only it was a hereditary legislature,
and he had the notion of appointing the president for life. Yeah. Well,
I mean that's that's what they wanted, right, I mean,
and think about what they just experienced with George Washington.
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I mean, he won the war or with you know,
with the help of everyone else, he won the war,
that's my quotes, um. And then he stayed in power
for quite a while, and he was considered a good leader.
He was trusted by people, in respected by people, and
there was you know, the rebellion rebellions against him, and um,
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the opinions against him were fairly good, I would say,
across the board, even even though you know, he wasn't
loved by everyone, he could keep people in line and
he had enough respect to do so. Yeah, so she's rebellion.
Of course, it's a terrifying thing to these guys, because
we're talking about around four thousand, like battle trained and
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tested people who said, don't tread on me. We're not
going to take it anymore. This, this is what what
on earth were we fighting for? Right? Uh? And they
have valid claims, they have valid problems, so we have
to crack down this. This might surprise a lot of
people to learn that many Founding fathers were so pro monarchy,
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but it should be even more surprising that these Founding
fathers conspired against the nation they had created, which was
very anti monarchy. Right, A lot of the what Pulpe
would call the common people. Uh. In sevent six, the
President of the Continental Congress, Nathaniel Gorham, decided they were
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going to pitch European Royalty on becoming the King of
the United States. So Gorham writes to Prince Henry, who
is the younger brother of Frederick the Great, the Prussian
king at the time, and in this letter, which is
a real letter, it's lost now, but it really happened,
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they invite Henry to go across the pond and become
King of the United States of America. And they said,
you know you're gonna You're gonna be head of a
constitutional monarchy. We've modeled it on the English system because
that's what we understand. Is that not a little hypocritical, uh,
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more than a little yeah, But it's just odd that
that was the solution. And and maybe it was just
to have a crown someone you know, have a crown
and the money associated maybe to stave off or in
the power. I I just don't understand the thinking. Maybe,
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and I personally need to do some more reading on it,
and I highly recommend you listening to do the same,
because that is a puzzling concept. Well, I also don't understand.
I didn't realize that there was such a like, you know,
focus on a monarchy esque form of government, considering that
this was all a product of rebelling against the monarchy,
and you know, been to your point in the idea,
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I know how you hate you know, political dynasties, which
at the end of the day are sort of a
modern form of monarchy you know, by a different name,
but it functions very much the same um. Not to
mention the idea of like Supreme Court justices that are
appointed for life, we do have some things that resemble
some of those, you know, forms of government. And considering
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that all of this again was like a rebellion against
those systems, I think it's fascinating that there was such
a you know, early push towards making it a lot
like the thing they had rebelled against. Right, right, That's
that's the issue. They should bother you if you live
in the US. The only reason we don't have a
king now is because of what Henry said. To be
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blunt about it, Henry turned down the job. That's why
we didn't end up with the king. He was invited
to be king, and he said, I'm good. I know
what Americans due to kings. So actually we have the
quote he said, the Americans have shown so much determination
against their old king that they would not readily submit
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to a new one, smart guy. So the delegates in
Philadelphia went to their Plan B. And today we call
that Plan B the U S Constitution. That's ridiculous. Well,
that's good. Wow, that's wow. I did not know this man,
Thank you, so very close to becoming the thing it
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sought to destroy. But but you have to just remember,
I mean, just to give these you know the people
were talking about here and and Adams and all these
guys a little benefit of the doubt. Uh. They're trying
to figure out a way to have a strong leader
that that as you said the quote common people would
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would respect and kind of bow to without actually having
to bow, if that makes sense. And like you said,
this is these are the systems they knew before. This
is what worked before. Just because they didn't like having
a king all the way across an ocean dictating what
they had and had to do and couldn't do. Maybe
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there was a desire to have someone like that or
a power structure like that, just that would be on
the land which they occupied. I don't know, I don't Yeah, No,
I think you're making a really good point. Maybe it's
saying will have a monarchy because we know they work,
but we'll have one that is our monarchy, right, uh,
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something where we have offspring, yeah yeah, yeah, and then
maybe we'll get support from the Prussians or something. Uh.
But these kind of machinations happen all the time, right
in these sorts of calculations. That's why that leads us
to another interesting one. The Boston massacre seventeen seventy March five.
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You've heard the name. It's a it's an altercation that
leads to that that kind of becomes a spark that
ignites a larger flame. An angry mob surrounds a Century
and they start talking trash to him whatever picture whatever
the colonial American version of trash talking is. You know
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what I mean. They're like, you smell of laudanum. I
don't know, and they and thanks, and uh. Eight colleagues
come to support the Century. And then the situation escalates
and people are throwing stones and clubs and snowballs, which
I thought was wholesome at the soldiers. And then the
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nine soldiers open fire on the crowd. They kill five people,
they wound six others. Only two or convicted of anything
man slaughter with reduced sentences. The rest are acquitted. Without
going into this too deep, there is an idea that
the Boston massacre was purposely instigated, that it wasn't just
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an organic kind of perfect storm of tension and you know,
waiting for the shoe to drop. There's the idea that
someone got together, someone conspired and said, Okay, go up,
start talking to this person. Let's get them to fire
on us. Why would they do that. We've seen this
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before in the asked if you can make an opponent
act aggressively towards you without taking aggressive action towards them,
public opinion is more likely to be in your favor
as the person being attacked rather than the attacker. Right.
I think that's the primary motivation there. Um. But but
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I don't know how that would work. I mean, it
would have to be I can only imagine it being
a group of people speaking to you know, this angry
mob or whoever they are, and just kind of making
them angrier and angrier and getting them more and more
worked up, and then doing kind of what you're saying,
then just pointing and going, hey, look over there, look
at that guy. Let's go tell him to go back
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across the pond. But even then, I don't see how
the Boston massacre. I it was, it was a rallying cry.
I just don't see how that strategically would be the
thing in that place at that time. Yeah, that's the thing.
And you raise an excellent point, because we have to
remember when someone is proposing a theory like that, they
are doing so with the knowledge of what happened after
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the Boston massacre. It puts a great deal of predictive
power on any conspirator here to assume that they purposely
instigated something and somehow new roughly what effects that massacre
would have. That's let's put in a lot on them,
you know what I mean. But but let's remember what
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the Project for the New American Century said in their
report that was put out right before the events of
September eleven, two thousand one, where they said, we need
a new Pearl Harbor. Oh God, you're right, And and
the whole concept of that was to to fullment public opinion,
to to make everybody okay with spending more money on war,
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on wartime stuff, on armies and you know material. Well, yeah,
I mean, I mean, I'm sort of being flippant, but
it's like, I think that's a lot of the reasons.
There are so many conspiracy theories behind nine eleven, is it.
It certainly accomplished a goal for like these hawkish you know,
people that were in power at the time, like gave
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them a really great excuse to kind of duel, bait
and switch and and seek out the war they wanted,
not necessarily the war that made sense as retribution. Yeah,
and we're not saying that the Project for a New
American Century or anyone caused nine eleven as a false
flag attack. We are not saying that. No, that's not
what I'm saying. Heither, I'm just saying I can see
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why people's minds would go there because of what it did.
It was literally what the what the what do they
call neo conservative playbook was calling for. It's exact it's
exactly what it was calling for. Um. Yeah, but it
doesn't mean we can anyone can prove that, and you
know that's just where we live. That's certainly not not
suggesting that. I think it's just a very interesting parallel
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to what we're talking about. Yeah, that report comes just
before the two thousand election. Uh. And then they're not
specifically saying the towers in New York need to blow up,
but they do say a new Pearl Harbor, some catastrophic event. Uh.
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And clearly there were tons of opportunists taking advantage of
of the situation, right of the chaos ensuing after this.
But with that in mindment, that's a great example. That's
I think that's incredibly grounding because some of this stuff
can seem a little bit a little bit distant, right
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because we have again the benefit of centuries. But I
don't want to leave this scene of the massacre just yet.
I've learned some colonial insults. I would like to tell
you what I think they were probably calling this guy.
They were probably calling him a gentleman of three outs.
That's a man who lacks with money and manners against
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three uh. And a lull poop I'm sorry, a loll
poop l o l l poop, a lazy idle man.
The female equivalent is the fsack. Wow. I didn't know
they were doing like acronym insults. That's that's some next
level stuff right there. The lull poop is now emoji
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very soon. Uh. And then they probably called them a
guilt or rum dubber. These are great palliards and Clapper,
Dogan's Clapper Dogan Clapper, Dogan's dogins, I'll be I'll be
honest with you, guys. I wasn't actually at the Boston massacre,
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so so I don't know, but but I love lull poop. Anyway,
moving on, what if there's a secret war happening. What
if it's not just the US or what will become
the U s fighting with Britain. What if after the
foundation of the US they are waging a war against
the illuminati. The Alien and Sedition Acts, which were signed
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to the law in s under President John Adams, were
super controversial because they gave the government like fascist level
dictator powers over political dissenters and over people that were
considered to be foreigners, which is which is pretty weird
because you know, many people who fought in the Revolutionary
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War were foreigners. So so this is this act is
ultimately repealed, but some of some pieces of it survived today,
and that prompts people to think there might be some
sort of hidden purpose behind the legislation. It extended the
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requirement for residency from just five years to fourteen. This
is where this is where it gets very weird. These
are very harsh anti immigrant laws. Uh, they give the
federal government great power to kind of cherry pick and
choose who they wish to allow into the country. And
the idea is that they're trying to weed out members
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of the Illuminati before they could become a danger to
to the newly birthed us. That's so weird, it's so interesting.
I do not think it's true. I don't understand how
it could be. I think xenophobia is a real enough
conspiracy on its own. And there you have it, folks,
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These are just a few of the very strange, very
crazy conspiracy theories or secrets of the Founding Fathers. The
one that personally bothers me the most is just how
close this country came to becoming a monarchy. So, Henry,
if you are out there and listening to this show somehow,
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thank you for turning down the job. Good on you.
Massive appreciate it. Uh. We haven't even gone into the
rabbit hole about Illuminati bloodlines and the Founding Fathers. That
may be an episode of its own. But in the meantime,
what do you think about the stuff we've talked about today?
Do you think any of it is possible, plausible? Do
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just talked about it, Ben. We were looking at some
older ones and I stumbled upon, Oh gosh, I can't
even tell you what it was, the snowpocalypse one made
it just made me laugh so hard. We made this
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in Atlanta and everybody freaked out, and uh, Josh Clark
was in it. That's right. Gave me a nice little chuckle.
I I totally forgot. I totally forgot about that one,
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