#1 King Of All Fun, Lil Tay OK? 3.4.19

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventy two, Episode
one of the podcast, where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness and sometimes in the world. It's Monday,
March fourth, two thousand nine. Team I named Jack O'Brien
a k hey. I remember dairy challenges, and Jack O'Brien says,
regress a little with conspiracies, But now I'm here in

(00:22):
these farmers gone where bribes and power lives. In fact,
I'm down in this mood rank with Posner. It tastes
like heartache for the gallonness that is courtesy of Trite Gang,
and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, Mr Miles grag Grabby. I'm amazed at the
gray that you love me all the time. Grabby. I'm

(00:46):
a grade of the gray. I love to I love food,
thanks Christy. Don't know, Christie, I'm a Gucci man because
you know I love me some wings, yes you do,
and weird and Pama party uh and uh flats right yeah, yeah,
not the leg First I was referring to hot wings,
and then I remember that in the name of the band,

(01:07):
so yes, that too. But we all know that Paul
McCartney died tonight. Yes, as we were about to talk
about what we're throwed to be joined in our third
seat by the very funny comedian and writer Hannah michaels A. Welcome.
I love your purse. First of all, you have a
rotary phone purse that has a receiver on the handle. Now,

(01:29):
now that I see the cord, you can just straight
up use that like a Do you use that a lot? Uh?
It can plug into my phone like um with the
phone jack. Right, that's so not with these new iPhones. God,
the injustices never end before in the world. Ye, it's

(01:52):
up there. Well, we're going to get to know you
a little bit better in a moment. But first we're
gonna take our listeners through a few of the things
we're talking about today. We're gonna check in with Little Ta.
I don't know if you guys remember Little Tag, Remember
the youngest flex of the century, the the youngest flexer
on on YouTube and Instagram. We're gonna check in with

(02:13):
c Pack, which is apparently just a open mic sesh
for conservative We're gonna meet one of the characters who
Michael Cohen introduced us to from the Trump orbit and
not Calamari Calamari, not Maddie Calamari tweet. It was a
crab smoking a cigarette and it's like mad Calamari heard

(02:36):
the name. Uh. And we're gonna talk about some crazy
conspiracy theories that Amazon is spreading, the kind of you
can buy an Amazon. We copped ourselves a thing or
two just to make sure we got the is it
the Q and On book that we got coming or

(02:56):
the flatter got the Q and On book box set coming? Right?
We've got the Anti Factor's encyclopedia coming, and the one
we have right now is the flat Earth proof that
the world is not a moving globe. Because when people
come into the office, they need to know where our
heads are at. Right, We're not We're not here for
the for the bullshit, fake narrative that you get in

(03:16):
science class. But first, Hannah, we like to ask our guests,
what's something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? Round poodles, Round poodles, go on? Um more?
Do you need to know? I don't know what? Like
they're overweight and round, they're cuts there they cut the
hair to make the cut. Okay, there's one poodle sheep

(03:38):
on Instagram, and I am obsessed with him. Poodle sheep,
I mean that's what I call him. He's just a
poodle okay, pod that looks like sheep. In Japan, his
name is Goma. You can find him, and he is
a freak. He is not a real dog. I refuse
to believe that, even though there are videos of him moving.
This is my conspiracy. I refused to believe that that.

(03:59):
Oh so it's not just like a bunch of little
round things. They make him into an entire Yeah, damn,
this is that is just a circle with legs popping
out of it. That's wild, so stupid you can only

(04:19):
laugh like a more. Yeah. Well, you know, my people
in Japan have a lot of time to obsess over
how round the haircut is. I mean that's my therapy
right there. Thank you to whoever owns this dog and
means sesame seed Uh exactly, Yeah that works. Thank you
Jack for confirming. Yeah. Wow, that looks the most like

(04:44):
a cartoon character that I've ever seen existing thing and
kind of with the legs all sort of like tiny underneath.
It reminds me of the like Wallace and grom Sheep yea,
their bodies are just like round and then sticks and
then just shooting out the bottom. People need to check
that ship out. What is something you think is underrated
besides round poodles, underrated Garfield products, Garfield products. You are

(05:07):
wearing a Garfield T shirt. I am, oh, whoa. I
didn't realize that. Holy sh it, that is a fucking
Nightmari's depiction of Garfield. So it's almost at X but
then yes, six with nipples on each one and vains
shooting out of it like it's on h G H.
Any of the past few Sylvester salone movies where he

(05:28):
has a shirt off? Yeah, Katie Golden drew this. Um, Yes,
Katie Golden, host of our sister podcast Creature Feature season
two coming soon. Are you just talking about it? Are
you a Garfield fan or you just like weird depictions
of beloved? I had. I had that arc that a
lot of kids are h had where you know, I

(05:49):
was really really into Garfield and really loved Garfield. Realized okay,
kids who were not allowed TV had because you were
like reading the comic yeah, and then realized, oh, this
isn't funny, and then looped back around to being funny
because of how insane. It was My favorite Garfield thing

(06:10):
is the conspiracy theory that Garfield did not eleven. I
keep saying things like, yeah, yeah, but I have no
idea what you're talking about. You look up if you
look up the strip that came out on September two eleven,
the day before nine eleven, it's just John on the

(06:31):
phone going what he did? What? Jesus? It really is? He? What? Click? Click?
Could you could you hold for a moment? I have
another call coming in? Thanks? What he what? I've been
a busy boy? Oh? Bill, wasn't that? It was? Bill
Murray played Garfield, voice acted Garfield because of the gentleman

(06:55):
who wrote and directed the Garfield live action movie was
named I think Ethan Cohen or Joel Cohen. It was
not one of the Coen brothers, but he thought it
was Are you serious thought it was one of the
Cohen brothers. So he was like, wow, I mean, I
guess that's why you need That's why you need refs.
That's one of those times where I'm sure he wished
he just didn't have an answering machine that does all

(07:17):
his business work. That is yeah. Bill Murray famously does
not have representation in Hollywood. Wow? Oh hell yeah? What
then is this that's amazing? What is something you think
is overrated? John? So, I was trying to think about

(07:38):
this for a long, long, long time, and then my
mom texted me that my grandma had that my grandpa had.
It's probably brain dead right now last night. That's why
I was late today. That's horrible. I'm sorry. And apparently
what I think is overrated is my fucking grandpa. Wow,

(08:02):
with the hot fucking take. What do you mean he's overrated?
I don't feel anything you're I think you're in shock
right now. I wouldn't. I wouldn't go that far and
say overrated. Yeah that's tough, man, because you have My
grandmother's struggling with like dementia too, and she's sort of
at that she's about to cross over, uh to sort
of not very able to do much on her own.

(08:25):
But yeah, maybe she's overrated too. This is how we cope, right.
Were you very close to your grandfather? Uh? He was
kind of a dick. But no, that makes me worse
for saying that. No, sure, sure she loved us. Yeah, yeah, there,
he loved us. He's the reason you're right now for that. Yeah,

(08:48):
I guess shout out to all grandparents the reason we're
all here. Yeah, and great grandparents too, if you want
to go further back, and great great grandparents if you
want to go even further back, and great great if
you want to go further back. And Adam and Eve
if you want to friends back that that is Adam
and who are five generations to go? So it is
accurate what you just said, My grandma's great great grandma's Eve. Wow,

(09:13):
the rapper from rough Riders? What is a myth? What
is something people think it's true you know to be false? Ah?
What is something people think it's true that I know
to be false? Uh? Oh, this is heavy one. Uh
that PTSD can has to emerge from one giant event. Okay, yeah,

(09:35):
that's a good one. It could be a lot of
little things that ruin your brain. And that's fun to
find out. Are you typically finding yourself coming up with
our our meeting people who just that's their perception of
how PTSD works. Yeah, Or that it only comes from
or that it only emerges from wartime. Yeah, yeah, people

(09:56):
who've been through war. And it's like brains are different,
they to things differently, and some brains are super sensitive
for some reason. So it's just it's a very psychologies
insane and the people who do it are also generally
insane people here, isn't there You come from a family
of psychologists. Yeah, okay, you recall this in your stand

(10:18):
up material, right, Yeah, well, parents, what's that like? Having
to psychologist parents? The question you're probably asked all the time?
When right now, I'll say that it's great. Now, Um,
growing up it was okay. I remember one time my
dad pulled over on the ten freeway. Thank you. Let

(10:38):
people know you're a local which cruising on the west. Okay,
you know it's not easy to do pull over the
tent or smart. Yeah, not very safe. To ask his
unconscious if we should rent a movie like that was
so crucial. He had to meditate and ask his like

(10:59):
young unconscious if we could rent a movie, and we did.
We got Dunston checks in, and that has forever changed
your life trajectory. So I fucking loved Dunston checks in that.
It used to always be on HBO That Baby's Day Out.
I used to watch that all the time as a kid. Anyway,

(11:20):
I just want to hi vibe with your Wait, So,
how do you ask your subconscious if you should rent?
Like would he just have to be silent and be
a little more introspective and then just be like, okay,
kids were renting Dunstan checks or it was more to
be like can we go to Blockbuster? Yes? Or no?
Let me ask my subconscious? Okay, Um, what what's so?
Just as I want to wrap my head around this

(11:42):
methodology for determining whether or not you want to go,
is it just that he wanted to honor what his
true subconscious desire was going to be? Like I'm curious,
how what the purpose of being like? Hold on, I
need to consult my subconscious real quick. They were super
anxious about everything everything, especially media um for some reason,

(12:02):
hence no TV. So Um, what they didn't know is
that they were gonna be exposing you to Garfield, which
would ruin you. Are you kidding? And now you're not
a living truther? Right that Garfield did it? But that
is I mean, I think there's some validity to your
dad's method, maybe not pulling over on the tent, but
maybe maybe go to the exit before and park in

(12:25):
a gas station. But there's um, you know, evidence that
we only have access to like ten percent of our
working mind, and like a lot of the ship that's
going on is like happening underneath the surface of our
unconscious and so you know, sitting back and like letting
your whole mind produce an answer is probably a good idea. Well,

(12:49):
but I mean, I've correct me if I'm wrong. Does
do we need that just to figure out if you're
trying to go to Blockbuster to rent a tape? Yeah,
that's that is that kind of thing. It's more like
should I get it's like corrective surgery or by this
gigantic thing. I feel like it's a pretty low risk decision, right. Yes.
Might have also been a teachable moment where he's showing
his daughter, you know this is it's valid to honor

(13:12):
your unconscious even in the day to day. Okay, you
know what kind of daughter he had, And he knew
that I would never do that because he did it.
Because if I was like with my dad, I'm like,
can we go to Blockbuster? He'd be like, you got money, right,
that's how we figured it out, And I'm like, no,
it okay, then so we're keep it moving. What would

(13:36):
you get a pet cod just the free water? Yeah, exactly,
for mead to lap it up, homie. They do have
that free water fountain they do bathrooms, yeah, which they
usually used to fill up the bottles of water. Yeah. Yeah,
it was going home depot bucket. Keep it we on

(14:00):
our freshwater for the week. H all right, guys, let's
talk about Little Te. Speaking of myths, you know remember
Little Te on legends? Do you remember Rise to Fame? Vaguely? Okay,
So for people who don't remember Little Te, she was
a young Asian girl who was talking like she was
from the hood and was always popping up with will

(14:21):
VICKI know she was that way girl who you know
I'm black. Yeah, so it don't matter how you know
that wild segment of Instagram as a refresher, you may
recognize this voice of Little Te. You're bawling in the
I A. I dropped two in your rags on this
car and only nine years old? How about the keys
to this car? You'all haven't seen this car. I mean

(14:47):
this around the Barely Hills area and I'm only nine
years old. I don't know she's nine, she's nine. She's
around the area. Yeah. If you re saying wild ship,
yeah and talking like a true want to be blingling
error rapper, like she used to do a lot of

(15:07):
money phone type holding thousands of dollars, like almost exclusively.
Like I don't think I ever saw her without a
giant stack of money. That was where she would cease
to exist her main thing. I don't know that everybody
knows who Woa Vicki is. Do you know who wo
Vicki is? Woll Vicki is another problem on and she's
more like a teenager. She's kind of in the side

(15:31):
girl who Vicki? It's like white girls, yes, yeah, outwardly
project blackness, but you know, very in a way that
is like terrible appropriating and offensive and racist and yeah,
and she claims she's black to which is on top
of it. She may have pushed back now, but at

(15:52):
the time they were like, what are you doing that?
You know, yeah, I don't know I'm actually black. You're not,
And he said she talks. She saw Rachel Dolla's alum
was like, what if that was like a cartoon character,
like a like a fucking wrestling persona. Yeah. So they

(16:12):
were part of disgusting Instagram and everyone was at the
in the beginning, it was kind of a funny thing
about Little Te because they're like, what is this wild
nine year old talking about? She drives cars? And then
she kind of things went Yeah. So there have been
a couple articles sort of catching up with Little Te.

(16:33):
What uncovering the truth about Little Te. People have been
doing some internet sleuthing for the past like six months.
I think she disappeared from the internet back in June
or something. Um, and it turns out she this is
gonna shock people. She is from not the most stable
parenting situation. Uh her mom is uh so the way

(16:59):
that she was able to get like next to all
these expensive cars and in these like giant mansions, as
her mom was a real estate agent who was using
her boss's car and like these properties trying to sell
to like make it look like she had all this
all this stuff without any kind of actual talent or
backstory explaining the source of the wealth. Like it was

(17:21):
never like here all my albums that I've put out,
It's like I'm Little Te, I'm the youngest flex or
on earth, right, fuck you yes, And it was like okay, ok, fine.
So as she became famous, her father reached out and
who was divorced and was like right, but he was

(17:42):
also like, you know, he kind of has a point
in the sense that she's out there like saying really
offensive ship and she's nine and she her mother had
taken her out of school to pursue this dream um
And there's actually an incredible video that I think we
have the audio from. Yeah, so a lot of people
were like this just is very inauthentic. A lot of

(18:05):
people like her parents are putting her up to this
or whatever. And then there was there's this video where
you can clearly here it's her brother off camera essentially
coaching her to talk all this ship little Tavy popping
on YouTube right now really be like more ignorant, that
would be like, oh little te little ta out here.

(18:30):
But what did he say? She's still irrelevant, Like I
said last time, what do I say? Oh I know?
And it's line yeah, ignorant as bits okay, right, ignorant.
But she's just a little nine year old girl who

(18:52):
doesn't know and what Yeah, her brother or some family
members like so yeah, it's just as fucked up persona.
And yeah, there's a lot of interviews now because people
like what happened to her Instagram got like hacked, is
what they claimed, and all of her videos were deleted
and then there was just like one post that just
had helped me, and people like what the funk is

(19:12):
going on? And then we come to find out her
father basically like went to the equivalent of like child
Protective Services in in uh, British Columbia and was like
had the court order her back to Vancouver because like,
I can't have my child running wild in the streets
acting like this. And she's back, and it's weird. This
is where it gets odd because the mother claims that

(19:34):
he's just like out to take her money, but there
really isn't money. Yeah, she's I saw the interview. She's
claiming both things. First, the father's out to take money
several questions later, we have made no money, right, and
also that he's not interested enough in her career. So
it's like she's both stage mom and also claiming that

(19:55):
the father is a stage mom and then also claiming
that they never made any money. The mom definitely comes
off as you know, it's it's obviously just a snapshot,
but comes off as somewhat suspicious. There's like but the
dad doesn't come off great either, just in terms of
not being involved until now right and then but his

(20:16):
thing is like it's weird. It's almost like the dad
has a better mind to be the stage parent than
the mom because he's like, I had to trade Mark Littta.
She didn't even trade Mark Littleton, And he's like his
whole thing was like, if you're gonna go and do
this and make a career for her, like at least
do the bare minimum from a business standpoint that it's
protected and you can actually like profit properly off of it.

(20:36):
But at the same time, it's like, wait, are your
gripes that it wasn't copy written or I'm sorry copy
they didn't get the copy right. Someone on Twitter like
you can copy written anyway. Little miss Elliot said that
in a song, so cashim outside um, and you know,
it seems like that was more of the issue. There
were also claims that like his sister, her aunt or

(20:56):
her his cousin had like babysat her and just locked
her in a claw it and she had gone for
his girlfriend's sister. Yeah, and that was like the closest
thing that I saw to some kind of abuse, but
it's no one actually sounds believable in all of it,
Like yeah, there's no there's nobody good here that she
can go to. It's it's kind of terrifying. There are

(21:18):
no good parents, right this scenario. Yeah, it's pretty familiar
if you've ever been involved with or no people who
are involved in like a horrible childcare, child custody thing,
because it's just both sides just using the kid as leverage.
And then because little Te is with her mom and
the thing, she's like, yeah, no, the father's bad. I

(21:40):
don't want to talk about it. It's just like she
calls him by her father's last name. His name is
Chris Hope, and he's like, well, Hope never was interested
in blah blah blah. It's right. Yeah, so it's just
impossible to know. I mean, at the end of the day,
I think the only person is being harmed here is Claire.
What's little te his real name? Because she says like
she can't go to school, But then she's like, I
can't go to school because I'm too famous, and it's

(22:01):
like hold on, right, wait, hold is that the concern
or is it that you could be bullied at school
or is it that you are too famous or that
one of your parents are saying you're too famous, and
that they want you work in full time on your career. Um, yeah,
you know. We're gonna talk a couple of times in
today's episode about sort of the Internet being an unregulated

(22:25):
place where these crazy ideas or bad ideas can bubble
to the surface. And this is one place where the
fact that there is no barrier to entry for fame
is probably not a great thing because you just exploit
your kid into making them a spectacle and then try

(22:46):
to make money off of this. Yeah, I mean like
child stars always existed, Yeah, they did. Yeah, this one
seems like because they ask her in one of the interviews,
you know, whose idea was it, and she wasn't really
convinced it was even her own, right, She's sort of like, oh,
I think I wanted to do it around this time.
It's like my brother thought, we thought we could do it.

(23:06):
It seems like her brother may have told his mom like, hey,
maybe there's a way to get real ignorant on Instagram
and give her some kind of weird fifteen minutes. But
you know it's you know, I hope she can grow
up to be a healthily functioning adult person, because you
do not I'll tell you this, Claire, you don't want

(23:27):
to go down this little tay road. It is not
going to last very long. Right, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're
back and uh c pack is going on SPAC, which

(23:50):
is the Conservative Tupac. The Conservative Tupac. It is the
Conservative Coachella comic con, comic con where all the conservatives
get together and try out their newest material. Um. And
we just like to share a little snippets of audio
from what that sounds like. Yeah, last week we talked

(24:10):
about Mark Meadows and Sebastian Gorka talking about how the
Green New Deal was gonna make Chick fil A the
law of the land. Cows will be gone and they
will take your hamburgers. Uh. Somebody pointed out to us
on Twitter that Chick fil A apparently has some association
with conservative politics. I had no idea. I didn't know
that they were anti gay. Shocking, um. But yes, So

(24:34):
this this latest tidbit was from a really great round
couch discussion I guess with Donald Trump Jr. Uh, Jerry
Fallwell Jr. Jerry fallwell Jr's wife, and you know they're
just they're just having good yucks about transgender people, guns, babies,
the me too movement. So I mean, just buckle up

(24:55):
for this material. Three weeks ago tomorrow had our second granddaughter.
And like I said, a few weeks ago, Yeah, and
her name is Reagan. How presidential is that? Beautiful? Reagan?
At last? I love it for Trump, but it was
a little too soon, made I. Trump is not the
most feminine name that we can make it. Hey, you know,

(25:17):
a page out of the liberal playbook. It doesn't matter,
you know, it doesn't matter. We can identify how we want.
She is a daughter, she's our granddaughter. She's a and
we're raising her as a girl. We're not letting her
have a choice. Don't reach tomorrow that you decided for God.
God makes the choice of what the babies are going

(25:40):
to be, and God decided she would be a girl.
You don't have to raise him as a girl. She's
got a little baby dollar right on her arm every second.
And when my boys always had guns in their hands,
so we didn't. That's not something hashtag me too. That's
not something you teach them. That's something they're more with.
But what the fuck? What was that? The hashtag need
to from Donald Trump Jr. You, yeah, we know who

(26:06):
that's going to fall on next. I guess yeah, um, guys,
just a little too resistant and a little too deliberately misunderstanding, Like, right,
what does he think he was saying there? I think
he was just trying to say I was raised that
way also, but then he tried to make it a
me too joke rather than just saying like, I as

(26:26):
well was raised because I think he was a pretty
avid hunter or an. I thought he was saying like
boys with guns like that's see, that's the part he's
not even thinking. He just wanted to say me too.
And he said and with that thing, the picture that
comes up on Twitter when you do that, so it
works on like thirty different levels. Don't give him that credit.

(26:47):
It doesn't work. Just literally was going to say me too,
and just said I decided to make it hashtag me too.
And it's great because if you watched the video, so
he's already long the dumbest looking human faces to ever
have existed on the planet. And he after he says
hashtag me too, he gets this like big smile on

(27:09):
his face, like looking around, like connect him with the
young people with that verbally void like that, voicing the
word hashtag not heard that since the grassy and he's
just getting nothing. Yeah, I mean, of course, the son
and daughter in law of the man who called the
teletubby's gay is out here, Like I like, as she goes,

(27:32):
she's not going to have a choice, but God makes
the decision. So is it your choice or God? Oh wait?
Or are you God? Yeah, a little bit of a
slip up there. Yeah, it's so interesting because Megan Marco,
they were just saying too or I don't know, according
to you know the the no, it's actually vanity fair.

(27:55):
But she has told Megan Marcos told friends that she
really wants to avoid sort of under stereotypes. She says, well,
Megan has been talking to some of her friends about
the birth and how she and Harry plan to raise
their baby. Her exact word was fluid. She said they
plan to raise their child with a fluid approach to
gender and they won't be imposing any stereotypes. I mean,
I know a lot of people who kind of do
that already, where they're like, I don't have to dress
my daughter and pink. They play with dolls, like let

(28:17):
them dress out of the funk they want. Let them
play with whatever the funk they want to. I just
like this idea. I mean, it's the fear that must
be in these grandparents hearts that any misstep could make
this person their own human being who might not be
gender conforming according to their idea of what gender norms are.
It's probably so terrifying. They're like, let me superglueless Barbie

(28:39):
to your fucking head and just please. It makes it
really makes you wonder about them in their lives too.
Aren't this wasn't this a panel of Junior's people who
are eternal disappointments to their father's failed children, And they
are just the fact that her, like we are going

(29:00):
to be reasonable, She's not going to have a fucking choice,
and what she is just an amazing revelation. It's like,
you're the grandparents also, right, So are you just gonna
just also metal in your children's rearing of their children? Yeah,
of course they are. Yeah. Uh, your kids have a choice,
jack of what they want to be, who they want
to be. Oh you do that Korean ceremony where they

(29:22):
have to pick their destiny right from That's the closest
y'all get to being like this is your destiny. That's right.
What's the ceremony called. It's called dull dull. Yeah, And
for those of you don't know, I think it's fascinating.
What is the one year birthday? One year birthday is
the biggest birthday in Korea. You gotta you gotta make
the biggest birthday one they'll not remember. But it is
actually a great ceremony. And at a certain point during

(29:45):
the party, you lay out all these different items on
the floor and let the child loose and they go
to one of them, and that is what they're raised
as going forward. So he was raised as a tar. Yeah,
he picked a guitar, so he will be raised as
a guitar. We will keep in a carrying case and

(30:07):
him every morning. Uh No, it's silly. And the you know,
my wife's parents don't remember what she picked. It's just
like a fun thing. People when they when people hear it,
like you know some people who like had never been
to adult before it came to this and they were like,

(30:27):
so is it really like you're really gonna like take
guitar lessons? Like, no, just some instrument he's gonna have
to play. It'll be in if it's like any Asian child,
it will be piano first, right of course, like I
had to when I hated But I think, you know,
it's like the Dali Lama thing, right, doesn't like the
Dali Lama have to pick like if they figure, I

(30:49):
know in some some Buddhist high up position like no, no, no,
there is something where like they have to pick something
that used to belong to the former Dali Lama and
like if they choose at, yeah, is that from King
of the Hill that they they I mean, it might
be a real thing they did make that Bobby Bobby

(31:09):
was the doll. Oh that's right. Oh yeah, maybe I
am conflating real life with that. I have a feeling
though that is true. I'm sure. I'm sure someone from
the Internet, one of our listeners will I'm actually dot com.
It is a thing that I mean just joking aside.

(31:30):
It's a tough thing because we're so steeped in like
cultural traditions. It's hard to like divorce all of the
gender conforming things from your interaction with your kids. Like
when my nephew was out, he fell and like hit
his face and like he had like a kind of
badass looking cut, and I was like, oh, man, but

(31:52):
don't worry about he was crying and I was like, oh,
but it looks tough. And then I was like, oh, actually,
actually my sister was like, we try not to incurage.
Thanks Jack sucking my kid up. You look like shit.
Remember that look exactly. You look vulnerable And that's okay,
but it's you got You gotta be careful and thoughtful

(32:13):
when you're interacting with your kids, or just make them
whatever you want them to be with. If you're the
Becky Fallwells of the world, just force your child into that.
Let's talk about a guy who goes by the name
of ra Rara. Okay, so one of the characters from
the Cohen testimony. So there was was his name again,

(32:33):
Matt Calamari, right, who everybody was getting real excited over
on Twitter. And there was another you know, this is
sort of in passing, but during Michael Cohen's testimony, he
mentioned there was a scheme where Trump used a straw
bitter at an auction in the Hampton's of like a
bunch of portraits that were paintings people, and they hired
this man, Stewart rar r a Hr to bid like

(32:57):
at the very end, So Trump's portrait was going to
be sctioned off at the was the very last item
of the auction, and the sole purpose of Stuart Roar
was to put in the highest bid, no matter what
the person before you bid, just make the highest bid
so that Donald Trump's portrait sells for the highest possible
amount of any other item induction. I mean, it's pretty straightforward.
It's a it's a disservice to schemes to call it

(33:19):
a scheme. It's just Trump was like, hey, rich friend,
that make it look like a lot of people want
to buy my portrait exactly, And eventually this man he
bid the sixty thousand Trump's thing was the highest bid
thing mission complete, and he was about it. Trump tweeted
about it at the time. Yeah, there's like a great
tweet from back then being like, hey, I just heard

(33:39):
that apparently my portrait went for the highest amount of Yeah, yeah,
I didn't know it was in the Twitter era. Yeah.
So anyway, this guy Stuart bar So a few people
started kind of looking into this guy and he's fucking
he of course he's caught up with the Trump's because
no one is a regular person who's in this orbit?

(34:02):
His first of all, he has a k s like us,
like Jesus and Marrow, like every great superhero, like any
public figures who was a god. One is ra ra
or the number one King of All Fun repeatedly would
describe himself as number one King of all Fun. I
don't know how many like superlative sort of things. You

(34:24):
have to put it number one king. All um, that's
three levels of superlative. Number one king, which is usually
the highest, and then of all. Yeah, and of course
the number one King of all Fun is a great guy,
so great that he has received a lifetime ban from
the sushi chain No boo, wow, why do you ask? Well?

(34:48):
One time, when he was at one of the Midtown
Manhattan locations, he cursed out a manager. According to this manager,
she says, quote, he called me the C word and
said he would kill me in response to a conflict
in which are allegedly confronted restaurant staff after not being
able to sit at his favorite table. Yeah, so the

(35:08):
King of fund comes in, I'm sorry, your table isn't available.
I'm gonna fucking kill you. Like what? So he's a
straw man bidder, He's a billionaire. He like owned a
pharmacy and then used that position to he realized that
he could buy up a bunch of medicine and wait
for people to need that medicine really bad, and then

(35:31):
charge people extra money for that medicine, and essentially, uh
so that's how he made his billions. And at the time, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Back in two thousand thirteen, he was involved in a
divorce that cost him two hundred and fifty million dollars,
and so to let off some steam, he began furiously

(35:53):
sending a sex tape of himself out to various acquaintances,
which is such a weird thing to do furiously. Yeah,
I mean that's weird. I wonder what really happened for
the journalists who wrote this article to describe it as
furious sending, not just like distributing his own sex sex
tape to equit furiously like is it just all caps

(36:15):
in the ship? Check this video on to me? Fucking yeah,
I mean that's how anyone would get over a divorce, right, uh.
And then when they asked about it, he says, I
was I was in France, I was single number one,
King of fun, of all fun. I'm sorry, I don't
want to disrespect the title of the throne already out

(36:36):
when you said number one, king of all? Yeah, anyone
who has a title. Have you ever met anyone who's
like sort of given themselves a nickname? That's like, I
remember a dude who called himself the King of Tustin,
and Tustin is in Orange County. Yeah, nobody wants to
be the king of Tustin. Nobody wants to be the
king of any of the Tustins. But what are the

(36:57):
other Tustins. There's one in Arizona. Okay, yeah, I'm sure
I'm that one might be too, or Tustin Tustin. Okay, No,
there's there's both, I think. Okay, okay, someone on Twitter
please tell me that I'm sure I'm the king of
I just became immediate. I just got worried that I
was pronouncing two songs. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. We were

(37:22):
in college. A group of kids who like wanted to
be the we're kind of the happier, more happy, go
lucky group of guys who threw parties than my group
of friends called themselves the Access of Fun. Oh my god,
which is weird that you would go with axes because

(37:42):
it has the fucking Tommy GILBERTI and Adolf Hitler, right,
the crew unfortunate. Wait, what do you mean if you
said they were the happy go lucky and you're like,
unlike my group, who were the guys the boy groom? No? No,
we were just were around too much, you know. Oh

(38:06):
so were they kind of like really all smiles having
parties Like hey man, yeah, no black people, I gotta
leave this motherfucking party. Let's talk about some of Trump's
other homies, because Sean Hannity after his after Trump just
fucking nailed it in Vietnam, Sean Hannity interviewed him at

(38:30):
the end of last week, and he might have gotten
himself indicted or not indicted. He might have gotten Yeah.
I mean, look, him and Trump love each other, and
I think because they're so comfortable, they forget that maybe
they're on TV and they're not just filating each other

(38:50):
with their ideas because in this in this instance, they
just did a little bit of what I like to
call GLP improv where Sean Hannity gave a weird out,
uh in terms of like why Michael Cohen is lying
and Trump got to yes, and that um, so, I
guess just listen. Keep in mind, Sean Hannity was a
client of Michael Cohen's, like named in court, but he

(39:12):
somehow even tries to dispel that myth. But anyway, listen
to this interaction and we'll talk about it. You know,
I was kind of dragged in a little bit into
the Michael Cohen, who I interviewed him many times on
you and TV. He was never my attorney. He needed
to apologize to me for his attorney saying that in court.
And but I can tell you personally, he said to
me at least a dozen times that he made the

(39:35):
decision on the payments, and he didn't tell you. He
told me personally he did. And he made the decision.
And and remember this, he's not yes, and and he
did it. And remember this, he's in an whatever the
wherever that was doing was not going anywhere. It's just
funny because Trump seems surprised when he says that. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(39:58):
of course he did, because he he did it. I
didn't do it. And remember that. Oh god, if if
he was not Hannity's attorney, that means his client list
was a total of two Yeah, Elliott Broidy and Donald Trump. Yeah, yeah,
I mean here's the thing, Like, great, you want to
now say you want to completely contradict the testimony Cohen

(40:21):
gave under oath um, So that will more than likely
get you come to Capitol Hill for free pass and
talk to us on the record, because you're saying, what now,
Because this person already he pleaded guilty to making these
payments at the direction of Donald Trump. You know, if
it was his idea, why did Trump fucking pay him

(40:42):
back personally with a check. There are so many things
that are just there right in front of you that
already negate everything Michael Sean Hannity's claiming, right, So maybe,
I mean, maybe his thought is just that there's no
way to contradict it, Like there's no legal way that

(41:03):
you can prove. So he could go to Capitol Hill.
And because he told me twelve times, Yeah, twelve times,
I counted first record them. How do you know it's
twelve times a lot of times for anyone to tell
you anything. Twelve times. It's like, yeah, dude, we already
talked about this, and I counted each of the time.
That's a lot at quietly, remember, right, I don't even

(41:25):
know has anyone ever told anybody something that many times, like,
I don't. I can't even think of a moment where
unless it's like some of you like remember to bring
back paper towels. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Parenting,
it's a parenting technique. I don't have boobs. That that
my ex boyfriend told me many times. I did not.
I did not say that he had them. Oh but

(41:46):
that's like I remember hearing a bunch of times, is
that he would say that. Yeah, that's the only thing
I remember ever hearing he would keep telling you that
he doesn't have boobs. I never said he did, right,
He's like, I don't have boobs. I don't say that.
Sounds like a very secure man. I'm sure that relationship flourished. Yeah, well,

(42:06):
uh well, for the record, Sean Hannah doesn't have boobs either.
They're freaking pecks because he does. M M a bro
so funk what you heard or saw in very right
in front of you with your own eyes. But yeah,
this is again just another thing where you get two
idiots lying to each other out loud. It's on TV,
and now like that, he hasn't officially been summoned yet.

(42:26):
But a lot of the Democrats who saw this were like,
oh wow, okay, yeah, he'll probably be hearing from us
very shortly. Yeah, it's stunning to me how many people
are willing to go down with the Trump ship. What
do you think they just don't know yet that it's bad.
I just think that he's willing to lie under oath
on Trump's behalf right, So he's just he doesn't give

(42:50):
a ship that the Democrats are gonna ask him to testify,
and it probably isn't a thing that people are going
to be able to contradict. Yeah, well, I mean it's
hard to prove that something never happened, right, Yeah, well,
we at least we can prove the earth is flat, right, Yes,
Later in the episode, we'll get to that. Whit are
you saying the earth is flat because you think I

(43:11):
have boobs? I don't have boobs. I don't if that's
what you're implying, I don't have boobs? All right, we're
gonna take a quick you guys do that much more
context and we're back, and let's talk about all the

(43:36):
good ship that you can find on Amazon. You guys,
if you search vaccine on Amazon, because if you're trying
to find a book that will give you more information
on vaccinations, and you know you've heard that there's a
vaccination controversy, because it's shocking how many celebrities are anti

(44:00):
axers now, like Robert de Niro's an anti vaxers. Yeah,
Tony Braxton antivax Yeah, oh my god, the vaccinate my heart. Uh.
But when you do it. So, a recent search for
vaccine on Amazon yield a search page dominated by anti
vax or content. Of the eighteen books and movies listed

(44:21):
on the search page, fifteen contained anti vax or content. Um,
And that's kind of fu Yeah, because people if they're
really you know you, if you're on Amazon for books,
you're assuming their books based on fucking reality, right, Uh.
And it could be someone who's like I would love
to see some kind of like an actual doctor's like

(44:44):
a book about the importance of vaccinations. And then if
you're overwhelmed with that, how are you supposed to fucking
filter like what is real? What is not? So I'm
just realizing this. They wouldn't list my book about mom sex,
but they got this. Yeah, what's your way? Hold on?
Who hold on? Now? Your book about mom sex? We. Uh,
it's from Devastator Press. It's called mom Presents. I think

(45:06):
these guys are hot stuff. And we found a bunch
of stock photo dads who look really out of it,
and we wrote little bios and they wouldn't put that
on Amazon for what was the reason. I do not know. Wow,
maybe needed more anti vax or content. I mean, yes, yeah,
we did kind of fail. There. We we did fail there,

(45:28):
we did. We we added some conspiracies about pong. Oh,
but that wasn't enough. That wasn't enough. Wasn't fire enough
of it? No, No, that guy wouldn't even sue us.
We were so upset, he said, he. We said, you
recite the Magnavox lawsuit to keep yourself from coming sue us. Uh.
And the book titles are designed to seem science e like.

(45:53):
One of the books is Miller's Review of Critical Vaccine Studies,
four hundred important scientific papers summarized by parents and researchers.
They get you at the end, because why are you
having parents summarized by a parent? The Vaccine Friendly Plan
Dr Paul's Safe and Effective Approach to Immunity and Health
from pregnancy through your child's teen years uh, and both

(46:16):
of those, by the way, feature Amazon's best seller tag,
and both of them are have anti vax or content.
I mean, at this point, you should know anything with
that best seller tag book or not is bullshit, right
if you buy anything whenever I see but even if
I'm trying to looking for USB cable, I'm like, nope,
not that one. Yeah, because that's like the one that
everyone has, and it is probably just melts down very

(46:37):
quickly anyway. But yeah, it is interesting to have it
get sort of these little tags of validation, like it's
a best seller. It's next to books that might have
actually been written with like legitimate medical research, and then
you have these other ones. Vaxed from Cover Up to Catastrophe. Well, yeah,
that's actually a movie that's on Amazon Prime that they
offer on Amazon Prime. It's a movie that was dropped

(46:59):
from the Tribeca Film Festival for being like too fucked
up exactly, so he didn't I think he got it
put in the door, and then people were like, oh,
this is anti scientific bullshit. But yeah, Amazon Prime has
documentaries quote unquote that suggests that vaccination is bad, Vaccines

(47:21):
on Trials, vacs from Cover Up to Catastrophe, and yeah,
it keeps going. Just like, it's not just vaccine theory.
There's also things like the Greatest Lie on Earth, proof
that our world is not a moving globe. That's by
Edward Henry. That construction of the title is our removing

(47:42):
globe globe. Right, It's okay. They need to find a
way because saying that the Earth is not round is
like has the association of madness, and so they're like,
here's another way. The convented that not a moving globe.

(48:05):
And the description is this book reveals the evil forces
behind the heliocentric deception and why scientists and the Christian
churches have gone along with it. And it includes a
passage claiming that quote homosexual culture promotes sex with children. Uh,
how did that get it? Man? So Aristarchus, Copernicus, Kepler,

(48:26):
and Galileo were wrong, right, funk with heliocentricity. Sorry, but
I just again, I like how it's just sort of
bringing this global thing like religion is behind it too,
sing conspiracy theorists are more intersectional than we are, and
that is fucked up. Seriously, they're the most sexual. Yeah, well,

(48:50):
I mean well he gets very intersexual. With a certain passage,
a person who bought the book found a passage in
there that just said that homosexual culture promotes sex with children. Yeah.
I don't know what the funk that has to do
with the flat earth, right, but these are kind of
takes that a flat earther would have. Also questions the
moon landing and disputes the narrative of the Holocaust. There's

(49:11):
there's no that's a different one. Oh that's the next book.
Just for a second, allow me to read you this
passage from the book that is is about the flat earth, okay,
and somehow they had to devote a few paragraphs to homosexuality.
I have no idea what this has to do with
the flat earth. It says homosexual publications openly promote pederasty.

(49:33):
Is that I didn't know that word, and are often
populated with travel ads for sex tours to Burma, the Philippines,
Sri Lanka, Thailand, and other countries infamous for boy prostitution.
Baldin reveals that the most popular travel guide, homosexual Spartacus
Gay Guides, is replete with information about where to find
boys for sex and as a friendly warning list penalties
in various countries for sodomy with boys If caught. There's
nothing about the flat earth. It goes on. Well, because

(49:56):
all right, now think about it, stay with me here, okay, okay,
Now if the Earth is round, uh, then that makes
so like maybe they think other countries are involved in
the conspiracy, like because you because you have to have
like around globe for other countries for international travel to

(50:16):
make sense. Then it must be a vast conspiracy involving airlines,
right and sol and tourism, the tourism bureau must be
heavily involved, right, I you honestly lost me really, well,
how how do you explain international travel? If the Earth
is flat? Is Australia's fake? Do they believe Australia's fake

(50:41):
flat earthers? Yeah? Remember we always talked about what do
Australian flat earthers thing? They're pissed, Yeah, because it's a
violent denial of their exist I mean, there couldn't be
a worse position to be than the Australian flat earthern
bloody hill mate, I don't exist, right right? Uh? So
there's up next. We have a book that questions the

(51:03):
moon landing and disputes the narrative of the Holocaust. It's
called and I suppose we didn't go to the moon either,
the Beatles, the Holocaust, and other mass illusions. I'm sorry,
why are the Beatles even there with the moon? Hold
onto your butt, Miles, because this is about to start
making a whole lot more sense. This book demonstrates with
scientific argument and empirical proof, that man did not go

(51:26):
to the moon, that Paul McCartney was replaced after his
death in nineteen sixty six, and that the official narrative
the Holocaust cannot be sustained. Uh yeah, Also something be
Laden was not killed by the Navy seals. Uh. Saddam
Hussein was not hung. It was one of his doubles.
So it's just all all conspiracies are true. Of the wait,

(51:50):
what is my great aunt just made a very bad
tattoo decision? Yeah, it's fine. What is the nineteen sixties
six Paul McCartney thing? I have not heard. I don't
know that Paul is dead thing? Oh yeah, so there was. Yeah,
there was a whole thing where if you played or like,
if you listen to the background or played something backwards,

(52:10):
it sounded like they were nine Revolution number nine if
you play it backwards or if you listen to the
background or something. It says Paul is dead. Play it backwards,
it says Paul is dead and Paul is doomed. I
could be wrong, and that's all the evidence and no,
But then there's all sorts of things Abbey Road cover.
He's the only one not wearing shoes, which why would

(52:31):
they do that if he wasn't dead, Miles, if he
wasn't dead, why was he not wearing shoes? By that logic,
Japanese people when they're in their homes are dead too.
They don't have their shoes. Wait, you didn't know Japanese
people are dead women, Well, then you're looking at a
motherfucking ghost. But there they have like all these photographs,
like comparisons where they're like here's Paul before, here he

(52:54):
is after. Okay, enough said, what was the difference as
a beard? Yeah, basically I feel in my mind that's
the phases of McCartney. I'm a haircut truth. And then
so is the idea that's motivating the conspiracy to hide
his death is that if people found out he was dead,
the Beatles would be just their career would collapse. Yeah,

(53:16):
I guess that they really he already like he's probably
did the best after that, right, yeah, after six Yeah,
so they thought that they Paul died, they went and
found some schmow who kind of looked like him, and
then he happened to be more musically talented than e

(53:42):
uh that guy wrote yesterday, I kind of need to
read that. It's I have a feeling that that that
theory just falls apart in the first two sentences. But
it's basically that there was you know, people had discovered drugs,
but there wasn't enough me to keep their minds occupied.
Yet they were obsessed with That's exactly whatever whatever was

(54:07):
coming out at the time, and so they you know,
I have a lot of sex, and they do you
believe conspiracy theory. You seem to know a lot because
you were like, well, the appy rogue thing, and I
was like, I know a lot of beetle stuff, right right, right,
But you don't. But you do believe that Palm McCartney
is the same, and you're willing to say that under yes,

(54:30):
I just want to check. You know, he's a robot,
right of course obviously, And I suppose we didn't go
to the moon either. What a fucking flipping title, like, yeah,
and cram the Holocaust in there under this for good measure. Yeah,
just so you get all the anti Semitic fucking weirdos
to be like, oh finally, and of course there is
an appearance from our greatest modern conspiracy theory, q and

(54:53):
on Amazon is just littered with q and on literature.
They've been telling us at the website I work for
to kill ourselves for a long time. Oh really, yeah,
I think I told you about this. Yeah. Yeah, it's
just a conflation of we are not a successful website,
which website funny ears, and I'm saying that we're not

(55:16):
doing that great because it's satire. No satire side success, right,
because it's a website. Yes that isn't Facebook or Amazon exactly.
Jack starting to crap, But no, it's just it's just
an accidental conflation of all of the things that they believe.
It is started by a child star who had a
pizza themed band and oh yeah, you guys are in.

(55:39):
We did a promotion with Voodoo Donuts, which is their
new pizza gate place. It is Voodoo Donuts is the
new comic pizza And we have a lot of satanic
imagery on our site because it's a satire site. And
we have a lot of bad parenting advice on our
site because we're satirizing Goop, right, So it's just a
conflation of all of the things they believe. Shout out

(56:00):
to the Q and on people who are really hoping
they're working hard. Man, hey man, When Mueller starts throwing
Hillary and Obama and jail, who's gonna be laughing there? Yeah,
Trump is the one who is going to save us
from pedophiles. That's right, that's the truth. But I just
want to quote the Great Our Bible Q and on
the Great Awakening book number one, wherein they say when

(56:25):
light is focused, it can burn through anything. Not true. Uh,
we're here to research, not to ship post. When the
Great Awakening happens, we must already have an encyclopedia of
knowledge ready to red pill. Uh oh man, And the
book's fucking yeah, man, fucking shame. They know they're really

(56:47):
swinging for the capitalists. But I mean, they like, think
about the people who are Team Q are probably willing
to pay that, and there's not a lot of them,
but they're extremely motivated because they don't get invited Thanksgiving anymore, right,
so they're like, God, please, well it's the most desperate,
you know, end of that spectrum where you have to

(57:09):
really outright deny everything that's in front of you and
say no, the Robert Mother thing is actually a total
illusion because to acknowledge the reality would just shatter the
version that of reality I'm operating. Okay, cool, I get
why that's in such an attractive conspiracy because to believe
that pedophiles are organized and come from like a single source. Yeah,

(57:30):
that's that's tolerable, right right, you can you can tackle
that sure, right right right, Yeah, we just need to
It's a house of cards that ultimately, Yeah, what's a
good clean explanation for the shitty things in the world,
just like any like those those conspiracies are all the
false flag shooting things like it's so much it's so
much nicer. We speaking of false flag you can if

(57:51):
you can Amazon Prime, do you search on Amazon Prime.
One of their documentaries on nine eleven is Loose Change
thing every college bros like a dude change Whenever some
dude asks me like, hey, why are so women into
astrology and crystals? I have never ever heard a woman
bring up that movie? Right, Astrology and crystals are harmless

(58:15):
career to that ship, oh and any good news in
the world. To complete the circle. There's a whole industry
of fake reviewers who you can prop your ship books,
so that yeah, there's like they are these Facebook groups
called Amazon review Club and Amazon Reviewers Group where you
can just go shopping for somebody to give your bullshit

(58:37):
book a five star review. Oh, so then you can
give you know, some validity to your Like, don't inject
your child with mercury, because then his brain will melt
and the illuminating him to say whatever the fuck you
need them to say to combat the truth. I mean, so,
is there a countermeasure to this? So that Federal Trade

(58:57):
Commission is finally getting involved with regulating Amazon reviews, which
is wild and it's it's basically the whole problem with
the entire Internet, and anybody who worked on the Internet
in the first place and tried to do any amount
of crowdsourcing knows is that the second you open up
to a lot of users, it's fucking impossible to control,
right Yeah, yeah, yeah, So no insults were started by

(59:21):
a woman I know. Yeah, accidentally lost control of that
car a long long time ago. Uh, let's talk about
fast food, thank god. Some good news. Yes, No, shout
out to all the Canadian zeigang who hit me up
with all of their reviews of that spicy chicken sandwich
last week. You're doing the Lord's War. Apparently it is spicy. Well,

(59:43):
you know, some people, it all depends. Some people are like, man,
this is not heat. Some people are like, it's a
little bit spicy. At least it's something Canadian spicy compared
to American Canadian spicy is in America is just black pepper. Um. Yeah,
if it's anything like what I but yeah, I'm a
feeling it's kind of spicy. But anyway, I tell you guys, yeah,

(01:00:06):
thanks for catching me up. And you know, I might
take you guys up on some of those offers to
sleep on your couch. But yes, recently in science digests,
they just published a study not through them exclusively, about
an analysis of fast food over thirty years. And how
do we take bets on what the conclusion was of this.
It's about the overall healthiness of fast food. So, I

(01:00:29):
mean there's been a health craze lately. McDonald's introduced all
those salads. Uh, they now have to put the nutritional
information on the menu, so I'm assuming it's bad, but
not as bad as it used to be. Wow, bad,
so just slightly. We've gotten actually we've progressed better. Yeah,
because now they have healthy options. Well great, um no,

(01:00:50):
it's actually the unhealthiest it's ever fucking been. So r
I p your body. They did an analysis of the
top ten fast food restaurants in sixteen, and after they
combed through everything, they found that like entree sizes increased
by thirty nine Graham's ninety calories at a thirteen point
eight percent more sodium. Sides like fries had more forty

(01:01:12):
two more calories, a nearly twelve increase in sodium. But
it did say desserts are the had the absolute largest
increase in calories, about almost two hundred on average. Uh so,
who the thought? You know? The ship is getting crazier?
I wonder, I do wonder why you feel like I
don't know. The only thing, the only good thing that
they pointed to was like, well, there's more diverse offerings

(01:01:34):
than ever before, but it's still garbage. Isn't that kind
of the problem, Because if it's a capitalist system, more
diverse offerings have to be propped up by more more consumption.
Across all those different offers. Yeah, that's called pickle down theory, right, Yeah,
I just uh, that's not gonna stop me from eating bastroot.
That's why I gotta eat it in moderation, you know

(01:01:55):
what I mean. Don't eat it, don't need it every
other day like I do, right, Okay, I eat it
every day. Okay, I eat twice a day. Oh no, okay,
I haven't had not fast food in three years. Well, Hannah,
it's been a pleasure of having you. We're gonna have
an intervention for miles after. Yeah, man, where can people

(01:02:16):
find you? Um? On Twitter? I am at Hannah Michael's
and that is spelled like, uh, you wouldn't believe h
A n A M I C h E l S.
I don't. They forgot the a. I just forgot. That's
a cool name, though, I mean it's it's fun. I

(01:02:37):
mean my mom almost named me Hanna Liora, and that
would have been like the equivalent of tattooing jew on
my forehead. Hana Liora sounds like a eighties I think
of puff, the magic Dragon and a land called Hannah. Yeah,
I get that a lot. I get the Magic Dragon
a lot. Man Hell I heard from that last Hell, yeah,
devil's in the details. I get a han sol uh

(01:03:01):
Hana Montana. People think it's yeah, the only funny one
ever got in high school. Uh, bullied relentlessly, but it
was too funny. Honarrhea. What happened to that? What happened
to that? Fine person? Uh? They're doing very well? Yeah. Uh?

(01:03:24):
Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? A? Yes? Um,
can anyone here do and Andrew dice Clay impression? Yeah?
Hell yes, Okay, then I'm going to give you this
tweet to read without it. It has to be read. Okay,
I got it. Okay, I'm not the best Andrew dice
Clay guy. But here we go. And this is a conversation.
So why don't you play me and I'll play Andrew
dice Clay. Just so this tweet reads probably okay, Andrew

(01:03:48):
dice Clay, here we go. This is from Yes Andrew. So, hey,
the dice Man is a character. Oh so you don't
actually act or look like that. No, I do. But
when I'm doing dice Man, I wear a special jacket.
Man Jesus Andrew dice Clay. He was great and a
star was born I could not believe that I was

(01:04:08):
looking at the dice man. He is a special person because, um,
he's probably the only person that you can like even
mention him and just hear all the vaginas dry up.
You can just feel directed aggressive style. I remember the
first time I ever or like smoked like a cigarette
in high school, like at a party, and no one

(01:04:31):
knew what I was doing, and I just I faded
to the back. Uh, Miles, where can people find you? You
You can find me follow me on Twitter and Instagram
at Miles of Gray. Also you can find us. Uh
doing a live show this Saturday, March nine at Dynasty
Typewriter with the Bechdel Cast, a joint live show daily

(01:04:51):
that guy's Backdel Cast. Yeah, let him know what those
high syrens. Uh. Yeah, So please come out and get
your tickets. There's a couple left, so buy them up.
Just what we're talking about, Yeah, we're gonna talk. It'll
be a little bit of a year in review and
a movie review, like a little bit of what we do,
examining the zeitgeist and a little bit of what they do,
examining of the year. In the film The Matricks, which

(01:05:16):
Jamie Loftus has not seen, but she did promise that
she will watch it for the performance. They have done
an episode on the major and she and she did
not see it then, but she pretended she had, which
is one of my great one of my favorite facts.
I told her I will be very upset if she
doesn't watch it for the thing. But you know, I
can't control Jamie Loftus is a god. It moves in

(01:05:36):
its own way. I can't control the I can't control
the sun. A tweet I like, it's from Mark normand
uh it's a gay guy. I love muscular men group.
Good for you, get it boy, straight guy. I like
thin women with large breast group. Typical man. What a
pig lesbian? I also like those kind of women group. Yeah, girl,
enjoy those ladies. Yeah, what's up from my men's rights

(01:05:58):
activists out there? Also another one is just from Sea
Pack last week. A lot of all right people who
have been like banned from Twitter and like the real
nasty Fox who are just dealing like just straight up
bullshit racism, not even like I'm hiding behind fiscal conservatism
to just to find my racism, like the overt fucker's
so Jacob Wohl, Uh, the great prodigy of the hipster

(01:06:22):
coffee shop overheard tweet he was banned from seapack and
had a real problem people like to homie. Jared Holt
from right Wing Watch got in and he was like, oh,
how does this guy get in? But I can't he
had he So someone tweeted Caleb a Karma at Caleb
Akarma just posted this photo of him, Like in this lobby,
it says, Jacob wool is giving his sepack presser well
flanked by a tiny security guard with a single AirPod

(01:06:44):
in his ear. And it's just this Really, it's like
the least intimidating security guard I've ever seen this single
air pod. I think the single AirPod is meant to
like mimic like a in the Secret Service. Uh. And
young Jacob just looks so dejected. Um, I hate to see.
You know, terrible people get platforms. Wait I don't. Um.

(01:07:06):
So yeah, that's that's another one. I like more of
a visual one. You can find me on Twitter at
Jack Underscore O'Brien. Uh few tweets I like picks. Later,
Boat tweeted, we's are fans, please just write good songs.
Rivers Cuoma fuck you. Our new album is called Memes
and Damn Daniel played slide whistle on every track. Has

(01:07:27):
Davnport tweeted, now that all the bees are dying, you
have to be extra careful when you see a bee
because it must be one of the strongest ones. It's
just a good, good advice. Uh. And j Wick tweeted
Seapack is like Coachella for people whose grandkids won't speak
to them anymore. Oh, she's great. And Doug Benson tweeted,
Anthony Keatis is right with burger shave. It's a lonely

(01:07:50):
view with the Burger shave is lonely. And Carol Hartzell tweeted,
like every woman, I keep two hair things on my
wrist at all times, one for impromptu ponytails and one
for choking out enemies. You should know that guys. Let
them know. Let them know. Uh. You can find us

(01:08:13):
on Twitter at daily zeygeis for at the Daily Zekeeis
on Instagram, we have Facebook fan page and a website
Daily zekeeis dot com, where we post our episodes and
our footnote. We link off to the information that we
talked about today's episode, as well as the song we
ride out on. What's that going to be? Oh, this
is a little collab from part Time and Aerial pink

(01:08:34):
uh and it is called I Can Treat You Better.
And yeah, let's just you know, let's try and treat
each other better. You know, there's a lot of a
lot of pain out there, a lot of misinformation. But
if we can treat each other better, we may find
a solution to this thing, you know. And that's been
called hippy top of So this is I Can Treat
You Better by part Time. Yeah, it's kind of got
a grouper, got a little throwback five to it. So

(01:08:56):
if you like that style, I think you'll enjoy this
to Alright, we're gonna write out on that. We will
be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll
talk to you guys at bast night. You chott, I

(01:09:30):
can choot, you better, can cheat, you can choot. You
can

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

The Daily Zeitgeist News

Follow Us On

Hosts And Creators

Jack O'Brien

Miles Gray

Show Links

Popular Podcasts

United States of Kennedy

Stuff You Should Know

Dateline NBC

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}#1 King Of All Fun, Lil Tay OK? 3.4.19