2020 Food Trends, Goop TV 1.7.20

In episode 543, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Marcella Arguello to discuss food trends of 2020, Nancy Pelosi planning a vote on a war power resolution, Trump's unclear Iran strategy, John Bolton planning on testifying if he is subpoenaed, a coalition of congress asking Supreme Court to reconsider Roe v. Wade, military leaders threatening Russian oligarchs, Goop getting a Netflix show, the Golden Globes, a palm reader's scam, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. The hottest food trends of 2020, or chicken sandwiches are soooo last year
2. Pelosi plans war powers resolution over Iran. Here’s how Congress could limit Trump
3. What Is Trump’s Iran Strategy? Few Seem to Know
4. For Trump, the Burden May Be Proving This Is Not the Moment His Critics Predicted
5. Defenders of History Take Aim at Trump’s Threat to Strike Iran’s Cultural Sites
6. Bolton Will Testify In The Senate Impeachment Trial If Subpoenaed
7. Here Are the 207 Members of Congress Who Just Asked SCOTUS to Consider Overruling Roe v. Wade
8. U.S. Cybercom contemplates information warfare to counter Russian interference in 2020 election
9. Goop Crawls Into a Vagina to Promote New Netflix Show
10. WATCH: the goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow | Trailer | Netflix
11. The Goop Lab Trailer: It’s Dangerous, It’s Unregulated, and It’s Gwyneth Paltrow
12. Goop has a Netflix deal – this is a dangerous win for pseudoscience
13. Golden Globes: 15 things to know, from ‘The Irishman’ shutout to that racy Obama joke
14. Somerset Police Arrest and Charge Palm Reader with Stealing Over $70,000 from Client
15. Daily Zeitgeist at SF SKETCHFEST tickets
16. WATCH: Sade - By Your Side (CottonBelly Remix)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to Season one, fifteen, Episode
two of Joe Day Night Games My Heart Radio. This
is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
American's share consciousness and say, officially, off the top, fuck
the Koch Brothers and funck Fox News News. It's Tuesday,
January seven, two thousand twenty. My name is Jack O'Brien

(00:21):
a k A K s on T dazy Gotta find
one now for Jacoby tweet them, Timmy tweetum, timm tweet them,
Timy tweet um, Timmy tweet them to me. Let us
courage to Christie. I'm a Gucci main and I'm thrilled
to be joined as always by my co host, Mr
Miles Grass Miles Gray a k A. Let's not start

(00:41):
another mother fucking war for no reason to protect the
oil infrastructure. I remember about American imperialism. It's a very
real thing. Way to be back. Yes, what a day
to come about? What what news we had to start
this year of a foe. My god, you were in
a news deprivation chimp chamber. I try to trying to

(01:05):
not use social media, trying not use news because look, y'all,
we do the show for you pretty much fifty weeks
out the year NonStop. Uh. And this is the one
time I can pretend to be like how I was before,
when I'm like, yeah, what's going on? Yeah yeah, cool, cool,
cool Obama blissful. Uh Yeah. So you know, I took

(01:25):
a deep breath and I'm ready. I'm ready for this
motherfucking year, because man, we got work. We got fucking
work to do. We do well. We are thrilled to
be joined in our third seat by the hilarious comedian
Marcella are Guyo a k A Queen Latina, a pecond

(01:46):
one of Richard Prior's. I think that was better, he k.
Those are great. Thank you for joining us again, Thank
you for having me. How has your new year been
thus far? Pretty great? Actually, really, I also been that's
the first first I started meditating and warning exercising every day.

(02:11):
I'm like really trying to stay offline. Really great. Yeah,
I'm very happy. You seem like you're in a good place.
Had you tried this before, like doing staying off the
social media, and I've definitely tried, and you always felt
good after it, but it just keeps sucking you back in. Yeah. Well,
the thing is like you like, I actually took December off,
so all of December have two weeks. I didn't work

(02:34):
at all, um, and so I was like, oh, I
don't have anything to promote. I mean, I still have
a couple of days, but I didn't have to like
aggressively promote my weekly show. I didn't have to list
on tour. So I really got to just not give
a ship about social media and read the news and
I was like, this is kind of nice. Yeah, now,
both of you when you came back into it, was
it did you feel like extra stress or was it

(02:55):
just like this is not you know what I do now?
I literally listened to the Watchmen's score as I read
news on my I'm not working around and I'm watching
me bring this motherfucker down like this. I don't know.
It caused me a lot of stress, but it's empowering
at the same time. Absolutely. I don't know what it is,
but yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been. I've been. It's made

(03:16):
it easier for me to be like I need a
log off, you know, yeah, gonna start with me. I'm like, no, no,
I don't think so. Yeah, the ship is option got
to use my energy for for good. Yeah, all right,
we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
couple of things we're gonna try to get to today.
It's a packed doc. We're gonna talk about food trends

(03:37):
of According to The New York Times, they have put
on their oracle hats and blessed us with a vision
of the next twelve months. We're gonna talk about Nancy
Pelosi trying to get some war powers, a warpowers resolution going.
We're gonna talk about the decision making process for the

(04:00):
assassination at the end of last week, and it's kind
of coming into focus a little bit more. The New
York Times had a piece about how the President came
to the decision to assassinate Flamani uh and yeah, it's
not any It reads like a fucking cruel joke. The

(04:21):
Pentagon ship Bolton will test five subpoena when it comes
to the what was that called again that we used
to care about? Oh so about impeachment I'm talking and
ship Uh. Members of Congress are asking the Supreme Court

(04:41):
to consider overruling Roebi Wade. It's a bunch of horrible ship.
I've never been more excited to be here, not the
least of which is Gwyneth Paltrow's new Goop show on Netflix.
So we'll talk about that. Don't you worry. It's a
it's a group branded show. Or we're not just saying
it's called Google because it's her. No, it's a good

(05:02):
branded show, the poster of which is her inside a Vagina.
Vagina's Yeah, bro Wow reached new depths. She's silly. I
really like her. She's fun. She's fun. It's a white

(05:23):
woman with a personality. But first, Marcello, we like task
our guests, what is something from your search history that
is revealing about who you are? So the last thing
I searched was just a big fat Greek wedding, big
one gift because or Jeff, I don't know what side
you're on. I'm a gift person. Although people are like
the person who created it, says Jeff for some ship,

(05:46):
but I'm like, I don't give a fun, don't care,
doesn't matter. So I googled that because I was trying
to write a tweet about um, like masturbating is my vibrator.
And I was in the movie and vola. She goes
to tweet I mean, I'm sorry. She goes to tweets
her niece's eyebrows. One one big one, one big one one.

(06:11):
So I wanted to do a tweet about like every
time I pascerbate with my vibrator at the animals, like
just I need one big one, but I couldn't find it,
so never the tweet doesn't exist. Ship you can make them,
I know, but I don't know. It's too much a lot.
It's easy. All you got to do. If I know
how to make a jiff gift, what I'm saying is

(06:32):
I'd have to find the clip and the recorded. So
don't you ever but like get like obsessed enough that
you'll just do like fuck it, I need this has
to for me. Yeah, I guess all right. So then
when you actually did the Matthew like, no, it's not
it's not worth it. But that goes back to not
being obsessed about social media anymore, because I was like,
you know what, this isn't worth the energy to get

(06:54):
like maybe to retweets. Yes, and now we know that
that gift was in your heart. It was one big
hair on her chip. Anyways, what is something you think
is overrated. I think of marrying for love is overrated.
Mary for business business. Beyonce and jay Z did the

(07:15):
way my parents did marry for business. Uh, what do
you think is a difference? Like what? Well, I think
that people because what do they think they get out
of marrying for love? They're like, oh my god, he
understands me. We're still me and everything, Like it's like
the honeymoon phase, but the honeymoon pad doesn't last. Um, Like,
you got to have like the same goals, the same mindset,

(07:36):
the same way of moving. And I don't think enough
people are looking for that when they're outdating, right and
you're not. You're sort of sort of distilling it down,
not saying that obviously you need love, but people don't
consider what it means to have a partner that like
also motivates you to and like and watch right. And
I think that's like that's more. I've always admired beyond
jay Z for that reason because I was like, damn,

(07:58):
because she's a business mine like that is her. That's
how she was raised to be business oriented, and that's
how jay Z like he didn't he raised himself to
be that way. So I was like, oh, they were like,
were attracted to each other, and then they both realize
how business oriented they were. Yeah, let's get married. I
haven't kissed in seven years, I think, is that right?
They love? They do love each other and their business right,

(08:21):
I mean they are it's not a businessman, global business man,
his business. Damn um. It seems like she she's getting
the worst end out of that, because I would imagine
she would be very easy to be in love with.
And also she's the biggest business for the biggest entertainment

(08:43):
act in exists. Are you saying, because she's bigger him?
And yeah, so it's like, I don't I don't feel
like you have to twist his arm too much to
be like yeah, but when they met, she was not
that he was bigger than her, and she and him
started putting songs out together, and it benefited both of
them in different ways because she was a pop act,

(09:05):
so he was being seen by more pop and Clyde
people like WHOA, Who's jay Z? I think crazy Love?
And they did all these other songs and then and
then his rap audience learned about her right right around
that time with that blueber who did not hear it
hear about jay Z and they're like, I remember someone

(09:25):
saying Jay's it was like, but that's yea, or just
people who if you didn't, if you had a total
rap blind spot that that starts charting and you're only reading,
you're like, I don't know who this guy is, right,
And then some people I think at that point probably
obviously knew like hard Knock life before that, but you
had you had to respect volume. That's what what is it?

(09:49):
The Life Times Jean Carter volume two? What is something
you think is underrated? Um? His rapper name your Old Drew?
He is so funny year old Drew, You're old drug
and um he actually has an album where Anthony Jesle
Dick does like just talks in between and but he
has all these really funny Like my favorite thing about

(10:11):
rappers is when they're funny. I think a lot of
rappers aren't and and Drew is so funny. He's one
of my favorite people to follow on Twitter. And he
just talks so much ship. He's from the East Coast. Yeah,
I just googled yeah, and um, he's just really funny.
He's Um, I just think he's underrated. This is my
serious both they're both serious responses your old Drew. Yeah,

(10:35):
he's so funny. He's like he's a little ship talker
and I like that. In rappers debut EP EP was
recorded by NAS under an altar on under an alternate name.
I don't know if that's true. That's what Wikipedia says
said he very well, he was, he was recording. I
think it was like he was produced by NAS under

(10:56):
an alternate name, which I don't know. That like he
was collaborating. I was just collaborating with him. Yes, OK,
is the gist. I mean whatever. I don't know about
if he's if he's my old drug like he says
he is. I like it. He got a song called
Sam Kenniston. Yeah, there's what. He got a track called
Basketball in Seinfeld. I'm telling you he's a comedy. I

(11:17):
love him so mean to his fans online, I love
block people. They're like, Drew, don't block me. I love
And he was like, that's the block. It's so funny.
He cracks me up every day on the timeline what
is a myth? What's something people think it's true? I
hate this part of you guys show. I don't participate
every to participate in this part of your show. It's

(11:39):
so goofy cool. You always say that the things behind
the scenes you don't realize before. It's like, I couldn't
come up with something so fun this thing, I mean,
that's half that. And the reality is like, I don't care.
If I don't care about Satday, I'm gonna be. I
couldn't think of it. I don't care. No, that's fair.
You're not a MythBuster out here. You ever watched MythBusters? No?

(12:00):
Why you ever do a bust of Rhyme's album trying
to a guide you back to the myth You know
who loves myth busting? According to Office's new website, and
I find myself in opposite or a new podcast, and
I found myself in opposition to anything mensas in favor up.
So maybe we'll replace this. Thank you. Also, the true

(12:24):
feminism ally in the building, Uh get rid of It's
silly because also there's some myths that exists that like
bring people comfort, so busting them is like an obnoxia
actually attempt most of the time, actually most of the time,
it's a it's an overrated wrapped in the form of
a myth. Right is typically the construction always see or pseudoscience. Yes,

(12:48):
and then we had to were like, okay, we don't
need takes on medicine. That's funny, all right, I'll tell
you what does work is you're candling. You're candling. Here
we go. I have really bad migraines. I used to
I don't have them anymore because I ear a candle.
Because of your candle, it really helps. It's disgusting. So

(13:08):
you're on the side of your head with a candle
sticking out of yours. It's so weird. And you gotta understand.
I'm not like a holistic I don't believe in none
of that. Ship. I like western medicine. I love I'd
be profen before bed. I just don't give a I
like eat ship. And my sister one day was like,
because you know, it got migraines, and she was like,
you should try this. And of course it's not gonna

(13:30):
work for everybody, but it worked for me, and I
was truly shocked. Look and just in true form a
myth in the form, but it's not. It's not a
myth though. Well it all depends, ye, right, I think
some people. Yeah, it's like anything, right if ship, I
think smoking blunts relieves mine, mine, mine, it makes me,

(13:50):
it makes mine worse. Really, Yeah, I don't think it's no. No,
I'm just saying I don't smoke just smoking weed for me,
I have to like make sure that I'm perfectly healthy. Yeah,
was with some friends over the break, and I didn't
realize this one person. I know they like any bit
of caffeine sets off their migrants to the point where
they're like, I can't eat chocolate. I don't have MSG. Yeah,

(14:11):
like that's every human body is different. Yea. Uh, well,
let's talk speaking of MSG and chocolate, let's talk about
the food trends of according to the New York Times. Yeah,
let's just I'll read through some of their predictions. You guys,
react or don't react. None of this is compulsory. H
Japanese food that is not SUS that is so broad

(14:33):
that shouldn't feel like a prediction, like an existing very
popular you know, cuisine, but different stuff from them. So
I know, because right now people love like right in
l A, there's like the tomaglo sandwich, the egg sandwich
boom going on, and people making like omuda i su,
which is like omelet rice dish, or getting into you know, yeah,

(14:58):
I just I just miss all the snap yeah because
like everything is made with like a red bean, like
and I would go everything was going to the seven
eleven and buying all the snacks in Tokyo and it's
just like that's where the fun food really is. Yeah,
because like, yeah, a meal is a meal, but they
have joke snacks and ship that you could actually put
together a pretty healthy dinner at a seven eleven exactly. People,

(15:19):
it's such a commuter culture and people have the time
and have time to cook. You could be like, here's
my blank salad thing plus chicken, and I will man
many nights. I've gone down to seven eleven healthy. Well
one blue food exclamation point? What's blue food? I don't know.
They say that liquid It can be butterfly pee powder tea,

(15:42):
which obviously that's what you guys were thinking. Or a
purple yams beefy uh, mountain spinach a k iraq did
you call me? Exactly? He's in buck wheat. I mean
these are what are these? Really? One of them? More
just like they think that there's going to be obviously

(16:02):
more vegan food. I think we've seen that happening already. Yeah,
for sure. Maybe the Golden Globes ten of CBD, right,
CBD everywhere everything everywhere, which is not that's that would
have been, yeah, and that would have been a good prediction.
Like four the year twenty nineteen, the end of the
all Chicken Nugget Kitty menu, which I don't wait at

(16:25):
the end of it. Yeah, they're saying basically that people
are going to start coming up with more complex, healthy
options for children. I mean the problem is if the
child isn't raised that way, they're not going to be
into it. That's exactly right, Yeah, because I think, man,
were you did you get away with being a picky eater?
Your parents laugh in your face? Starved? Oh you did? Yeah,

(16:48):
but I was the youngest. I was some way more spoiled.
How many how many four of us? They had been
worn down? Yeah, they're like, well, as she's ad eating them,
that's fine. I'm like, thanks by, It was a very picky,
but then you grow up and now I eat everything,
So I don't think that that's anything dude, anything, Like
you know, we come from I'm stop darting, stay with pubs,

(17:09):
so I always talk about it every time I'm here.
I think. But when I was a kid, like I
only eat cheese bus because they're made with bean and cheese,
Like that's the staples, bean and cheese. And then when
I was a kid, I was like, well I just
went and of course my mom a lauded because I
was a baby. And then now older and you eat
all the versions with the pork and the rocco and whatever.

(17:30):
But I just started eating lotroco because I was like
always eating Robolta. But I was like, no, let me,
let me actually, yeah, yeah, exactly right there. Yeah, I
mean I could see this happening because like kids now
just I don't know they will accept healthier ship, Like
I feel like they'll accept it. There's a lot of
alocados going around in children's diets these days. There is Yeah,

(17:55):
I don't know, I'm not raising kids. I would strong uh,
but yeah, this is this is actually interesting. I'll be
I'll be paying attention because I we did, you know,
we went to a couple of events where the children's
menus were only chicken nugget based. I ate a lot

(18:18):
of chicken nuggets over the break, like finishing your kid's food. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It does come from the parents though, like if the
parent isn't encouraging the child to eat different types of foods,
and it does diminish the interest from the child. But
and the other side of it is when you have
like playful dads, they're like, sweet pot, come try this,
it's good, and then the kid tastes it and it's

(18:39):
fucking spici or you know, like some zesty lemon thing
that they don't like. And then and then that just
like that ruins a trust for the kid and they're like, no,
I'm not going to try anything. You tell me that
school of getting your kids to eat, right, just sucking
eat in front of them and have him try it.
All this ship good. You wouldn't know about this kid, Yeah,
you wouldn't like this. This is you want. And then
the fucking they start eating like that trick people do

(19:01):
to get dogs to eat their medicine, Like you pretend
it's coming off your plate. This digestible dogs are stupid.
Got a trick? They're like, yeah, my tip, get a
dog training manual and replace dog which human child. That's
how I got the first dude to eat my post.
A trick in there is delicious, trust not fair. Let

(19:31):
me try no, you wouldn't like it. Okay, fine, that's
a great bit. Steal it from you, steal it from
your own mind. Ice cream with hidden vegetables. Speaking of
tricking people in eating this, ice cream with hidden vegetables
are what are the examples are there? Let's see, I'm

(19:55):
so into that. I want to eat it ice cream.
I don't know. Wow. They also have real hate when
you guys aren't prepared. There's just so much going on,
you know, oh oh. Also would be like mint chocolate
chip ice cream that would also have pure ad spinach
as part. That sounds good. I like that. I like

(20:18):
my salts and my sweets mixed together. A chicken and waffles.
Bitch like this is like a company called Peekaboo veggies
in every bite, and that sounds like a hack that
like a kid came up with, like eat ice cream
for breakfast? Be like, well what mom, what if I
have vegetables inside the ice creams? Like, well, maybe how

(20:39):
the kid was going to eat? Right right? Alternative flour
made from, among other things, green bananas, sweet potatoes, cauliflower.
I feel like everybody's on on that already, and watermelon,
seeds of sugar per serving Yeah, that's the thing, Like
that's fine. That seems like it's for the for that

(21:01):
ice cream. So I was like, what the fuck sugar.
There's like a lot of dietary health comes down to
like you know, portion size and stuff like that, and
there's like an American idea that you can like consume
your way to health, like you need to get like
this much. And I feel like hiding food and other

(21:22):
food that's bad for you might not necessarily be the
best strategy. But I guess if you're just substituting regular
ice cream with ice cream with spinach, with like three
servings of spinach inside, it, act just feel like it's
it's something interesting to eat, like as a snack. I mean,
I always have ice cream in my freezer, so like
it would be fun to have that in the freezer. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm curious to know if what scientific I mean, like,

(21:45):
I guess you are getting it, so whether or not
you're eating it with a bunch of sugar is moot.
I don't know nutrition is get at us. But I'm
my understanding too is that a lot of frozen vegetables,
like package frozen vegetables aren't healthy anyways, So sure, it's
it's you never know. It's vanilla with hidden zucchini, min
chocolate with hidden spinach, strawberry with hidden carrots, chocolate ice

(22:08):
cream with hidden cauliflower, and cotton candy with hidden beats
sounds amazing. I want the coton candy with the beats.
Beats are my favorite. I like beats. Con candy flate
as a flavor, though I typically sugar exactly. Yeah, I
don't know, because there's like a little bit of that.
Sometimes you get a little bit of flavor dye or

(22:28):
whatever in it, like vaguely favoring sounds good to me.
I don't know what you guys are really and you
know what I think it is. Every time I eat
a cotton candy, my whole ship is so there's no
way to eat that ship and look like an adult
by the end. Either your fingers are turned colors because
you're doing the pick method, or you're going face first
and you gotta fucking ring, gotta full on ring around

(22:50):
your face. That's food. It is supposed to be enjoyed.
I don't like looking like a fool candy well, I
hate to look like an idiot right now. I gotta
blue ring around my mouth. I was eating toilet cakes again,
also toast, not just avocado toast. But in Asia, chefs
are perfecting a method of hollowing out loaves of bread

(23:11):
and stuffing them with stuffing them with toast, custard. Yeah,
it'll just be like ice cream. This should will literally
be like a cube loaf hollowed out, packed to the
brim with just strawberries and ice cream and custard and
should whip cream. And you're like, what the or like honey,
and yeah, it's I mean, prepare your blood sugar levels

(23:32):
to go. So sugar is the is the you know. Okay,
good for you for people out there drinking eating their
clarified butter. But I guess he needs flavoring. All Right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

(24:00):
And we're back, and let's wade through the ship, you guys.
Uh so, Nancy Pelosi. Uh, he's trying to pull back
some of the power that has been granted the presidency
over the past many decades. Uh by you know, voting
on a war powers resolution. Uh And yeah, do we

(24:25):
know how power or how likely it is to succeed? Yeah, well,
I mean it's it's more just about like letting the
president know and like asserting the congressional authority they have
as a body, because let's be real, and for anything
to go to into law means it has to pass
the fucking swamp that is the Republican Senate. Um. But

(24:47):
you know, Timkine introduced a similar bill in the Senate
that's basically saying that if it was past, uh know,
we won't that military action in Iran would have to
end within thirty days of it of being formally approved.
But yeah, this is just a moment where you know,
you had the president basically saying like he's gonna unilaterally
start World War three, uh and saying he doesn't need

(25:11):
any kind of oversight, He doesn't need to collaborate or inform,
not even the Gang of Eight about what's going on.
Like Lindsay Graham said, he knew. But I think that
was as a function of him being down to mar
Lagulo trying to be his bff. Yeah, and then Trump
like tweeted out, I mean, he handled all the things
about him not actually notifying Congress because he tweeted, he
tweeted this ship that said quote, these media posts will

(25:36):
serve as notification to the United States Congress that should
he run strike any US person or target the United States,
we quickly and fully strike back, and perhaps in a
disproportioned manner. Such legal notice is not required, but it
is given. Nevertheless, Okay, so that does not serve as
an official notice. How the fucker you're tweeting out your
the side of your neck. Um. And also this is

(25:57):
we're already seeing as a result of this. There is
no consultation with Congress about this. He's basically like, Okay,
find these tweets that are gonna let you know that.
I'm I have people in my ear, whether it's Vladimir
Putin who is maybe playing four D chess with my
mush brain, or people like Mike Pence and Pompeo who
are like, yeah, this will bring the rapture. I like this. Um,
he's got a lot of bad information and he has

(26:20):
a terrible, fragile ego, and this should this should got
me stressed the funk out. Yeah, especially because I mean
I think that there's no doubt like he he is
a self interested actor. He has unprecedented power, as do
all presidents in the modern era, and he has said
multiple times that he thinks a war with Iran would

(26:42):
benefit whoever the president is in power at that time,
So like that seems to be a if A then
B type Like yeah, so he thinks it's in his
interest to start a war with Iran as the elections
coming up. The wild thing is there's so many possibilitlities
of what he really believes the reason, Like what he

(27:03):
thinks the benefit of this is, like whether it's to
look stronger than Obama, because I know that's the thing
he was feeling real in his feelings about people like
uh uh starting ship outside of an embassy and being like, yeah,
well then that's how we gotta we gotta let him know. Yeah.
So the military leaders who kind of provided him with

(27:23):
this option have The New York Times was reporting that
they the assassination of Celimoney was the most extreme of
the options, and they were shocked when he took it.
So like, unlike with past bad ideas the president has
gone with, they weren't able to just like, you know, uh,

(27:45):
take it off his desk and wait for him to
forget about it. They they actually gave it to him,
and he chose it. And I don't know if it's
a thing where they're you know, some of those adults
in the room who were you know, saying, oh, you
guys should be thankful we're stopping World War three from happening.
We're telling the truth. And they're just not there anymore
because they all quit. But the timeline of what Trump

(28:10):
was thinking is coming into focus, and it's as much
as anything can because his mind and decision making is
always very blurry. And yeah, I eve the idea that
they were like, Okay, that'll be the joke option that
would be too extreme for even Trump to pick. I
mean shows you how naive even they are in the Pentagon,

(28:31):
like they boy, yeah, like what this has been something
that's been happening all the time, and this is a
constant process that goes on between the Pentagon and the
White House. And of course you have someone who's going
to be like, yeah, what's the what's the most lit version?
Like that is gonna be the biggest fucking headline. I
feel like his followers are gonna they're gonna love it

(28:52):
if he does start the war, They're gonna I mean yeah,
and further divides the nation, right yeah, and it further
alienates us from our allies, because if you look at Europe,
they're like, no, we don't want anything to do with
this ship. Um. And I'm sure Vladimir Putin loves that.
Who knows what how what kind of hand Jared Kushner
had in this, because between having you know, MBS in

(29:16):
his WhatsApp group to you know, trade memes about the
end of the world and him like running point for
a lot of things in Israel, I'm sure he also
has a take on this. It's like, yeah, let's this
will be good. Um. But at the end of the day,
we're not only are we putting Americans at risk, all
of the people in Iran are now having to look
at themselves being like what the fuck? What is now? What?

(29:40):
And I just it's really disheartening because considering, like you know,
we've talked repeatedly about how terrible an idea war with
Iran is and how in the history of wars with Iran,
you know, people don't come out of there with the
fucking victory parade usually taking up the all of the
century over there militarily speaking, and the you know, when

(30:04):
you when factoring in like this idea of like how
Mike Pence and Pompeio like, have this also alternate narrative
about the rapture and ship and war with Iran. There's
many there's nothing about this, and I'm like, Okay, good,
maybe someone is uh somewhat trying to guide this thing
in the right in the right way. And then again,
even when you look at the motivation of the president,

(30:24):
it could be that he wanted to do something to
make him look stronger than Obama. It could literally just
him be saying I need a distraction from the impeachment. Yeah,
you know, I definitely don't think that he thinks it
all the way through. No. I mean they said that
he was watching television coverage of the storming of the embassy,
which of course means Fox News coverage, which of course

(30:45):
means that it was probably drawing comparisons to Benghazi, because
you know, that is how Fox News operates. It's the
most fearmongering angle on any story. So you know, when
that is one of the main inputs that the only
person making a decision for your country is using, then
you're gonna have ship like this. And yeah, I mean

(31:06):
the Pompeo and Pence thing is also really I feel
like one of those things. That's the frog slowly boiling
in a pot of water type situations where it's just like, yeah,
that that is wild. Though, we have people in a
position to make decisions who have an apocalyptic view of
the world and you know how how the near future

(31:29):
is going to play out. Um. Trump is also threatened
to strike cultural sites, which is I mean, yeah, basically terroristic. Yeah,
and like cultural genocide. Yes, you're quite literally being like
I can erase the remnants of your history through these
destructive acts as well. And then there were sixty Iranian

(31:50):
Americans Iranian Americans who say they were detained at the
American border with Canada this weekend. Uh, and yeah, there's
it's starting to seem like things are kind of ramping
up in a very jingoistic, xenophobic, terrifying direction. E D
was saying, they're gonna focus on the Iranian Americans here

(32:13):
in Los Angeles, So yeah, it's fair. Yeah, alright, I
mean we have, honestly, like we really need to fight
every urge that these people have to try and pull
us into another completely world fucking armed conference. I mean,
but that's what's hard is for the average American is

(32:33):
what does that mean? Like how do you fight without
you know, actually being in a battle. Like that's what's
so scary. I think. I think about like the conversation
people are having online about making jokes about what's happening.
It's some people are they're just so lost, disconnected, disconnect
and disconnected and not in in their their fault, but

(32:55):
in the fact that like what what is it? What
can we do? You know? And I think that's sometimes
for people making a joke about it just is like
just kind of announcing like I'm against this, you know,
because people don't know how to actually fight and fight
against what's going on. And and it's I feel like
it's especially difficult for people who are first generation whose

(33:16):
family is like fled some of these countries that have
been previously attacked by the US government. We're just like,
what the funk do? Where do I sit in there?
How does you know? Like I already know what this means.
I already see the future happening, and it's fucking hard,
all right. Well, in Maybe Better News for we went

(33:39):
into Goup right after this. Maybe Better News Goop has
an answer uh to jade egg Jade eggs for Peace.
John Bolton says he will testify if he's subpoenaed. Uh.
He was not subpoena during the House inquiry in the
lead up to impeachment. But uh, now the president has

(33:59):
been impeached and is on trial in the Senate. Uh.
The muppet ambassador Will has said that if the Republican
Senate subpoenas him, he will have no choice. But or
if very brave brave I think also, let's not forget
this man has a book coming out, and so it

(34:21):
would be a weird look if he's like, yeah, I
didn't testify in front of Congress about that ship, but
I left that from my book. Like, and he's also
a lawyer. I think he. I think I'm part of
him realized he needs to set himself up to look
like he wanted to do something for his book. I'm
very I don't know. I don't I'm I'm pretty cynical
about knowing like what he'll say, because I know on

(34:42):
one hand he was he was up in it for
the entire Ukraine affair and saying how he like, how
much he opposed it, and how bullshit it was. But
on the other side, he has such a war boner
for like this Iranian conflict. I don't know how much
he wants to like funk up putting America on the
path to conflict with Iran. But I don't know. There's

(35:03):
just so many dimentions to understand what his motivation. Doesn't
feel like he would be if he were personally the
sole person in charge of American foreign policy, Like the
assassination would have been some ship that he would have pulled.
It probably was something he was saying, like from the jump, yeah,
because he is always down for an invasion or a war.

(35:24):
I mean, that's the That's the scary thing is that
I had always my vision of how this would happen
is that the you know, the Pentagon or military officials
or John Bolton would uh, you know, convince Trump to
do something that was militarily aggressive. But the fact that

(35:47):
Trump is the one who like surprised them is really
fucking scary. Um, So welcome back him turned up. Yeah. Um,
I'm just excited that the subpoena is part of this
book tour. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, think about how

(36:12):
many books Sadling could have sold. It would have been
hotel management for fucking turds. Two and seven members of
Congress are asking the Supreme Court to consider overruling Roe v. Wade.
UH coalition of two hundred and seven members of Congress
last Thursday filed in amicust brief to the Supreme Court

(36:33):
asking to reconsider Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood of
Southeastern Pennsylvania verse Casey, an apparent effort to crush reproductive
rights at the federal level. Basically, this would if the
Supreme Court like agreed to it, they would, uh, there
would be a lawsuit and then it would go all

(36:53):
the way to the all the way to the top,
and then it becomes an opportunity for this unprecedentedly conservative
Supreme Court too funk with women's reproductive rights moving on,
And it's like, yeah, I mean I think a lot

(37:16):
of people agree with you. Yeah, what do you say?
What do you do? They just it's very difficult, don't know,
how the funk you look at this country and go,
this is a great place to be. You know, we
have we don't give a funk about the people who
need help the most. We don't give a funk about
extending rights to anybody who is different than a cis

(37:37):
heet human being. But it's also the hypocrisy, like focusing
on these countries that are like they don't they suppress
their women and then they do it here in their
own way. It's like, but they can dress sexy though, right, right,
So that's the difference even though we have we will
give them no agency over their bodies. Um. So it's

(37:58):
just it's a we're in a time, yeah, I mean,
I think also too, it's important that people really begin
educating themselves on how a lot of this ship that
like you're saying America accuses other countries of doing America
has been doing, you know what I mean, and like
educate yourself on how quickly the US overthrew Iran's government.
You know, there's there's so much ship that all the

(38:21):
roads lead back to this place that it's hard. Like
That's why, really it irks me when you see people
get like so, I mean, it doesn't irk me because
I realized a lot of the people are operating from
a place of ignorance. But there's such an ignorance of
our history and like what our actions are as as
a as a nation, uh, that I don't know, it
shouldn't be surprised with how with how dark shit is getting,

(38:42):
especially when you look at how this like empire is
slowly like winding down, like even like the Romans were
where it's just like, yeah, this is this, this is
started the endgame with the Romans too. They started doing
these like weird military excursions around the world that they
didn't need to get into that was taking resources away
from the people then their own empire. Uh and it

(39:03):
was slowly causing a deterioration from within anyway. Uh yes, right,
I mean we already kind of got it, right. Uh yeah,
I mean the food and circus. We got the we
got the bread and we're in the Bread and circus,
you know, phase two. But you know, you can eat

(39:24):
most people can afford to eat things too, numb the pain,
and then put on your three thousand different streaming options.
Well I'm just glad. I'm just glad that we have
a c that we have a got a pressley, that
we have a lot of no mar Like it's crazy
that there's so much imbalance in the government and we've

(39:50):
just started seeing like a little crack you know on
the on the on the left liberal progressive side. Um,
and it's it's that thing of like who's willing to
sacrifice their entire life so that they can make life
better for Americans, you know, And I mean it's it's
a hard I mean, I the reason I say that
is because when I in my early twenties, I used

(40:12):
to like, you know, I marched and I was, you know,
keeping up with everything, and I was like, you know,
trying to give myself to politics, and I was like,
this sucks. Like when you realize how deep and dark
it gets, which is you know, proof with all the
topics we're talking about today, it's like you really have
to be selfless if you really want to commit to
improving what's happening in this country. And it is why

(40:33):
so many people, you know, enroll in the military because
they kind of feel hopeless and they don't have access
to anything, so they do. That's my design and it
is my design. But that's the thing is like we
need more people on the other side, the power side. Um,
and it's just it's a it's a muddled world where yeah,
well I think that's why we have to look at

(40:55):
like the people who like look at how uh you know,
stocks for defense companies goes up when we start the
saber rattling begins, like they're clearly they're winners all the time,
and there are people who have much greater resources than
just working people do. Uh. And that's like such an
important thing to realize, like how that power is distributed
and what that means. Because then for people who you know,

(41:18):
have family members that are enlisted, this now becomes a
real threat of being deployed and who knows what the
outcome is. And uh, people have like when we have
to send people in the Middle East, it's not gonna
be good when it comes to the election, because I
mean that is something that we can actually do something about. Uh.
So military leaders are trying to protect the election from

(41:44):
Russian interference. The way they're doing that, though, is by
reaching out to Russian oligarchs and threatening Russian oligarchs to
be like, hey, we can free your money, we can
take away all your money, because they can't go the
direct path of threatening Putin or using the power of
the US presidency because and this was one of the

(42:06):
underrated revelations of last year's just billions of revelations. But
when Trump met with that Russian Alfred Hitchcock Logan due
the day after he fired Comy, uh he yeah, he
talked about how firing Comy was going to get a
bunch of heat off him. But it was revealed last

(42:26):
year that he had also talked about how he didn't
think it was a big deal that Russia interfered in
the election because the US used to interfere in other
countries elections. So it's like he's basically set it up,
so it's like, go for it. So the military, I mean,
there's it's a yeah, I know, I'm just saying that

(42:49):
the logic is technically not incorrect. You know, it's a
weird deployment of like what about is um but like
you would but only if it benefits hug. Otherwise eyes
would be like, well, what the hell is this? It's like, yeah,
but America does it when they helped Hillary Clinton win. Yeah,
but uh you got me, Yeah, checkmate. That's what That's what.

(43:11):
That's what I find fascinating is that he has Trump
has the ability to like turns it into like like
a children's book of government. Like that's where he's functioning
from the like the children's book version of what government is.
And it's like you can't debate him because you're like
that is a most simplistic breakdown of what's happening, but

(43:33):
it in his world view, it makes sense. It's a
valid critique of U S Foreign policy and like what
the U S should be doing. It's not a valid
way to view like the protection of American citizens would
happened if somebody told him to shut the funk up
on the debate stage all when Hillary I remember because

(43:56):
I checked my Facebook on this day for all jokes
to reuse all the time, and I have a tweet
or whatever about how like I really wish Hillary at
one point would have been like will you shut the
funk up? She would have gained so many voters that way. Also,
like a dude like that not used to somebody like
full full throttle being like shut the fun. Yeah, like

(44:18):
checked him. Maybe he needs to go to some kind
of scared straight people to check them, like what the
fun you won't do? I mean they say that's the
one time he faced authority that he was scared of
was the general's at his like military academy that he
got chipped off to because his parents didn't love him.
And he like so now he still respects a uniform,

(44:40):
Like they say, he's still like very do it Like
how in big Daddy. When Adam Sandler was trying to
get the little boy, I think to use the bathroom
or to shower. He dressed up like Scuba Steve and
let him be like stupa Steve and he's like, no,
I'm his uncle. Just get some some actor and put
that treat in your pussy. To your point, though, that

(45:02):
kid in Big Daddy was a fucking idiot. I mean,
how did he not see that? They they grew up
to be on that show what Riverdale right and Dylan Sprouse.
Those little kids from Big Getting were the twins in
the movie or they you know how they because you
get those child labor laws. The best thing around this
child labor laws. Good identical twins. Yeah, alright, guys, I've

(45:27):
never been so excited to talk about Goop. I wish
we're gonna do when we come back from this break
and we're back and we have we have an update,
breaking news, breaking news. The kids from Big Daddy are

(45:48):
also known for the Life The Sweet Life of Zack
and Cody, produced around a Hosny had to check us
on that. Let's talk about Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. We have
cover over the course of the history of the Daily
Zeyga is the fact that Goop has some interesting ideas.
I'm just looking at an analysis of our story because

(46:09):
we break down the topics we've covered. We've talked about
group times. Yeah. Uh so Goop is full of shit.
I mean like they have some They have some ideas
that they put alongside actual medical science that is just

(46:32):
complete pseudoscience, including an egg you can buy and putting
your vagina that does absolutely nothing, but they claim it
it helps you something I don't know. I mean just
talked to get your takes from Dr Oz when you're
talking to talk about vaginas when he said it's a
self cleaning oven. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Uh So

(46:52):
some of the things that are going to be covering
on this new Netflix show, uh psychedelics, which, oh my god,
asked the last fucking people I need to hear about
psychedelics from it is the Goop crew. Yeah, talk about
voting for Trump. Did you know cold therapy like croyogenic therapy?

(47:13):
I think is the idea like to talk about this ship? Yeah,
probably number one Goop supporters. Uh, psychics, they're putting psychics
on the same level as psychedelics. Uh, and exorcisms. Wait,
what the fund does this have to do with living
naturally like an exorcism? They exercise or ingrown hose hairs away.

(47:39):
Goops Skull is to quote explore ideas that may seem
out there or too scary. Uh So they literally brag
in the trailer that some of their bullshit is quote
dangerous and quote unregulated, which would be a plus if
you're up front. They're warning you that their content or

(48:03):
like the things aren't really haven't been vetted or are
worth your full consideration. Yes, you can't wait for Netflix
to get sued. Yeah, right, we should just do that.
It's going to happen. They keep so people went asked
about this, Netflix and Goop keep assuring people that Goops
quote science and Research team is very involved in the show,

(48:24):
which wouldn't be that reassuring. Okay, Um, they're talking about
what Yeah, so there's science and Research team apparently vetted
an episode about exorcisms. They're like, yeah, that's true. A
demon did jump into her soul um and it was
a demonic possession. Yeah, but like they know the metaphysics

(48:48):
of that. Didn't they get sued already for something? Yeah?
I think there's a class action lawsuit. Um, but literally
they once defended an unproven treatment for lime disease using
quantum physics. What I mean, I don't know what. I'm
surprised the whole, the whole, their whole outlet is are
just a pseudoscience festival. So it raises the question, what

(49:11):
does their science and research team look like. It's a
bunch of I don't know people I don't know wearing
like have people with linen sheets. It's just Gwyneth Paltrow
and a white lap coat. Um, just with a magnifying glass.
Oh I'm not a researcher. Then how do you explain
this magnifying glass? And I have a Petrie dish. Uh.

(49:33):
Gwyneth was at the Golden Globes. Uh she was, which
I don't know what did you guys watch it? I
saw it from the Ellen Special Award. Oh that was cute. Yeah,
speech was just yeah, she kept that bit going. Yeah,
but I thought she was gonna veer and I thought,

(49:54):
I don't know. The thing that struck me as off
top when she was talking about Australia and she's like, yeah,
just know the animals, not like the people or like
the climate. You know, I'm a one percenter now, like
my sort of like my empathy for humanity is completely
disintegrated and evaporated. Yeah, breaking Gervass had a good joke
about Jeffrey Epstein friends with all the people in the room. Uh.

(50:18):
I love that. He was like, you did it, not me?
My favorite? That was about the one thing I thought
was good from him. He felt like a but overall,
like I'm just tired of his ass up, like doing
the show The Golden Gloss because he's always acting like
this drunk dude at work who's about to rage quit
and it's like, I don't know, I don't care. So
last year, I'm drinking a beer up here. I just

(50:39):
think the idea that you shouldn't be able to have
a political stance because you work for Apple or Amazon,
which he's he works for Netflix, and so he and
I noticed that he didn't say it about Netflix, but
that he said that like if you if you work
for Apple or Amazon, like you shouldn't be would have

(51:00):
a political stance because they're evil companies, which is okay,
kind of a bullshit with but it was funny though
it maybe bullshit, but it's funny. I mean the sentiment. Yeah.
Like the reason I like, the reason I liked it
is because it's very much like, yo, check yourself a
little bit tonight, Like yes, because in my head I

(51:20):
was like, these people are going to say political stuff.
He knows that, but to kind of check them a
little bit that because I think Patricia Arquett would have
went buck wild more if he hadn't said that. But
I do like that she was just like, you know what, vote,
just vote because that is like, to be concise, it
would be more important to me, and that kind of
a speech right to be like, yeah, maybe I do
work for a company that has, you know, slowly created

(51:43):
a sort of indentured servitude model of working for them.
I don't know that. Yeah, I mean it's it's the
nipple stickers on Prime for today. Yeah, there's no ethical
consumption in the capitalist society, right, That's like baseline. But
like for him to kind of be like, do you
guys just toned it down a notch. But I do
like that. I do like because I know what you're
saying about sort of just like if you're yourself righteousness

(52:06):
rings a bit hollow if you accept checks from places
that don't don't pay taxes and have no interest in
like paying their fair share while they profit off of
every us. Did Joaquin Phoenix have a speech where he
had a speech? Right? Yeah, it got cut off. I
couldn't see it. I think it ended with him like saying,
we don't all need to take private jet. It was

(52:27):
really funny. What is he doing? Shut? Then? Are we
supposed to get to Palm Springs? Yeah? You see, I
like it. It's concise, it's very specific. It's like, guys,
we don't need to do that thing that we're all
in the room, we're all doing, you have to do that?
What's Yeah, it's a little cringey too, And people kind

(52:47):
of get up with like half fast soapbox moments and
you're like, you know, just just take your award. What
else happened there? The one thing I did remember was
that was it, uh, what's the big Foot? The animation?
That one? You know, they were genuinely surprised, flabber missing

(53:08):
the woman she was. It was energizing me to see
somebody who was so pleasantly surprised, like the wrong surprised?
Can you be if you're nominated? Well, when you're up
against those other liketrozen and like lion King and you're
in that category, You're like, in my mind like man
does right, I just don't. I don't agree with that.

(53:28):
I'm always like, anybody can win, and you can. Well,
I want to buy your your tapes motivation. I wouldn't
be surprised. You should expect to win. You should expect
to win. If you're nominated, you should expect to win.
That's that's what you know. She was humbled, right, I
hate that you're a winning an award bit you're not humble. Well,
I guess from how small. I guess you know you

(53:49):
you you understand the business enough. If she had been like,
oh my god, we ain't shit, that's fucking crazy, Like, oh,
it's flabbergasted. That was kind of I don't think you
even think she got a word in act. She's just
like kind of making off the off side. I just
if you don't you don't know what to say. Just

(54:10):
thank Beyonce. She was in the room. Yeah, just default
to that, you know what, thank you, thank you so much.
I was surprised that she was there and didn't win,
but I guess so. I like, by the laws of
the universe, award show Beyonce's president and she does not
leave with statues. They're black. Yeah, I do feel like

(54:35):
they usually the Golden globes. It's like based on who
the biggest star is that they That's what surprised me
last night. I mean it was surprising watching it, like
not seeing j Lo Win. I was like, oh ship, Yeah,
they're all they're old. They're old, I know, but they
don't know that. They think they're like who is Jennifer

(54:55):
Lopez was Jennifer Lopes? You know what I mean? That race?
They're old. Man. Look, I'm gonna tell you. Look, I'll
give it to you straight. I know how that motherfucker works.
It's all old. It's it's like it's you could get
the same takes if you brought a mult like the
ballot to a like an old folks home, like pick right. Yeah,

(55:15):
because and their tastes are very specific because it's many
European people too, because no one's American. Most people are
not American who vote in a h f P A
or if they are, they're like dual citizens. But many
of them are, you know, a boomer generation from Europe.
So they're the things they like. You can tell like
they sometimes they get on there like anglophile bit and
they start like in English shows, it's very clear like

(55:38):
you know what gets what gets popular with them, and
then you can kind of see that seventeen one because
they all remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that
was the other funny part about about Well, that's the thing.
That's what's funny about it is like everybody to like
rail against the government, and then the people like, you
know what movie won a lot of awards, this war movie?

(55:58):
You know, war, isn't it great? Let's give it awards,
war war wards. Let's put war? Uh too many people
have an anti war things that they said yesterday. I
felt like it was a lot of Australia, a lot
of like there was women's rights, but all of that

(56:21):
is anti conservative government. All of those concepts that people
are talking about. I wish more people would have been
like really sounded the alarm about war. It almost makes it.
I think it's tricky because you become anti American. But
you know, I think that's the problem because popular people say, well,

(56:42):
why are you not supporting the government. It's because they're
trying their needlessly starting conflict around the world. And also
like let's not. Let's be real, like we're only exacerbating
the situation, you wrong, with sanctions and things like this
to put them in more of a desper position to
try and give ourselves some kind of pretext for armed conflict. Yeah,
and it's just yeah, Balt didn't say that, Yeah exactly, Yeah,

(57:06):
she was. What that was not was that even address
she had a Victorian belly dancer. I hated it, like
someone who had just come back from their journeys from
the Middle East. I present to you the belly dancer. Yeah,
it was really cross. I mean, I guess that was
in and of itself an ad for Goop because they're

(57:26):
absolutely because she was showing she let them know, my
body snatched up in this seat through outfit and I
think it was was it just underwear like there was
everything see through is like a bra were there. It's address.
I mean, it's a legitimate. But it was very sheer,
but not the bottom, Like it's not so sheer on

(57:46):
the bottom, it's like sheer from the waist up. She had, Like, Okay,
very strategic, very strategic, strategic fashion mile you don't know
anything about definitely not the only thing I know about
high fashion was that I'm trying to put out undershirts
a target high. Okay, I thought it was good. Um okay,

(58:09):
now I'm just seeing what her dress looked like. It's
really ugly. You are correct. Let's check in with how
people are making do here in these United States. A woman,
Milanovich of Somerset, Massachusetts just a run of the male
palm reader until she was charged with a couple of
crimes obtaining property over two d fifty dollars by trick

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that is, uh, larceny over one hundred dollars, intimidation of
a witness uh. And it all comes from the fact
that she had convinced a client that her daughter was possessed. Yes,
so this woman who was getting her palm read I
guess this woman her finess skills were so next level.

(58:55):
She's like, you know, I think your daughter's possessed by
a demon. And the way we're gonna get the way
I can banish it. Stop asking questions. I do you
think banishing or doing exorcisms is only for a priest. No,
palm readers can do this ship too. And basically the
storyline from Loso spooky Yeah and basically got dollars from

(59:20):
this woman and then also got the victim to buy
like a bunch of household like Linen's and like towels
and ship because they were clean of spiritual Like, here's
the deal, Like, if I'm going to get this demon
up about your daughter, I need some new parachute sheets.
I mean, it makes sense a trump logic, but it
makes sense when you think about it. I just I

(59:42):
mean people who already like I have such a such
a disdain for people who use the supernatural intervention way
to like just like no, no, no, because people are
desperate who fall for that. Like I don't really fault
them because they so badly need to hear or know
something feeling some kind of you find some snake ass

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motherfucker who's like okay, uh yeah, I helped connect you
with your aunt that you were missing. But also we
need to look at your daughter's exorcism, right, what is
you jeweling because that's my demon? Right yeah, I mean
I I conservative media has been writing about for the
past couple of years how exorcisms are on the rise.

(01:00:23):
Like I think this is a very attractive idea right now,
is to just you know, explain it all the way
with the devil, the devil. If you can't wrap your
head around American imperialism, then believing in ghosts probably a
second better, second best explanation for weird ship. You're like, yeah, man, ghosts, Man,
it's just real bad now. Not because we have like

(01:00:46):
a history of like de stable as and governments who
dare staying in the way of our aggressive expansion and
resource wars and ship like that. I think it's ghosts.
Why is my family so unhappy? It can't be the
economy because look at the stock marks. The economy is
not drained because of this micro militarism, right, it's because
of the devil and Obama. Yeah, that's true in the

(01:01:07):
Black Devil. Yeah right, that's right. Marcella. It has been
a pleasure. I want to say thank you for having me,
But what a horrible day to be I'm sorry. Yeah,
we'll try and we'll report on something else. People don't
need to hear about this. If you guys want to
he comedy, I'll be on David Spade's Lights Out on
Comedy Central tonight Tuesday. Perfect. Uh, how are you gonna

(01:01:35):
deal with that? With do that? Don't they talk about
the daily? I think so? But they're funny, we'll see yeah.
I mean the thing is, I think it's like a
free for all, very similar to this, and if unlike
you guys, if it's not funny, they'll cut it out.
And but I don't really care. I mean, it seems
like a fun environment. So you're gonna crush And I'll

(01:02:00):
be at um sketch Fest this weekend for women Crush
Wednesdays on a Saturday at the Swedish American Hall, San
Francisco with a barrier. You wants to watch that ship? Uh?
And is there a tweet or some other work of
social media you've been enjoying? Absolutely, let me find it Um,
Casey Cup and Bender. She's at k C K U

(01:02:21):
Ppe and b E N d R. She said, in
your twenties you meet potential partners every weekend, but in
your thirties you meet when every like three months, except
you didn't technically meet there across the room with their wife.
I really relate to that, so I was wanted to share.
She has some really great tweets. She's a comedy writer
and sex worker, dabbles in both. She's very talented, very funny,

(01:02:43):
very beautiful, and UM follow her she's great. Okay, So
you guys, when you sent me the doc to prepare
for the show, I was very excited about the first
topic was just cats. The movie just said cats, cats, cats,
So I didn't see the movie because that I have
seen all the images online and I was like, no, wait.
So I asked my Twitter followers. I told them, I

(01:03:04):
was like, I'm gonna be doing this podcast and we're
gonna talk about cats. Who has thoughts I can plagiarize um?
And I got one that said a fever dream inside
an even worse fever dream, a nonsensical story focusing on
ninety minutes of introductions followed by what feels like a
mercy killing of a sad cat with a runny nose.
The c g I is an abomination and they don't
know if they want cats or people pretending to be cats.

(01:03:24):
So shout out to add the true aged man because
that should cracked me up. And I was like, I'm
saying that. So that's my review of Cats is a
true glad because we did make a New Year's resolution
that we would have one piece of cats content every
There you go, You're welcome, got it, Damn, there it is.
There it is Miles is there tweet you've been enjoying

(01:03:46):
people find you. You can find me on Twitter and
Instagram at Miles Great. You can also find us on
January twenty five at the Gateway Theater or in San
Francisco with a very special guest me did you we Bay? Yeah,
that should'll be pretty good and Michael Swain and Michael Swain. Wow,

(01:04:08):
everybody's coming through, so get your tickets. There s f
sketch Fest look for that. We also got the world
tour coming uh and we have some ticket links. Yeah exactly.
I think we in Portland, Oregon, ju Ju and then
d c uh Brook Lawn, Vietnam. Uh where else where
else Minnesota, Toronto, Chicago, Bang and then more to come, Way,

(01:04:32):
more to come, Way, more to come, Way more to come.
We know we got love all over And if you
want to, I know you've been asking for the ticket links,
we have them. Okay, check our Twitter, We'll be tweeting
them out. I'll post them on whatever social media is
in the show notes notes also get them ships at
this whoa damn uh Yeah and that's about that. Also

(01:04:53):
on my other podcast for twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra,
where we get high I talk about Okay, a tweet
I like, is actually a video of Chet Hanks, which
is Tom Hanks's son, who is a rapper. Okay, before
you get into that. I found his speech so it
was so moving Tom Hanks, Yes, I don't know if

(01:05:13):
you saw this. I did. Yes, it was very moving
and it was very sweet. But then when he as
soon as he started talking about his family, he choked up,
and all I thought was, I was like, he's probably
embarrassed by his son. That's that's really bringing into chairs.
And then this dropped and I was like, oh man, yeah,
the father's worst nightmare Chet Hanks. Okay, he's a rapper. Okay, Um,

(01:05:34):
you know also Daniel day Lewis has a son who's
also a rapper. Well, I don't know what it is
about the greatest actor. I think when your dad is
not like, you can't be like yo, my dad will
suck your dad up. You got it then, and be
like compensate by being like, I'm going to be a
rapper and take on weird accents and affects. This is
what he said on the red carpet of the Golden Globes.
Um and I don't know if he's been hanging out

(01:05:55):
with Drake or something, but check this out. We got
we got whole lot on massive cupboards, sat and from
the Golden Glove express a watch far come, We're gonta
tune in. No, I mean Tom really trained these children

(01:06:16):
to deliver a line. Give him that? Holy shit? What
the funk? What the fun was he doing speaking that? Pat?
Oh my god, you know, give you know, give a
funk button a bumper clad violent had to happen fp
A know what are you saying? Miles talks ship because

(01:06:39):
don't you get pink guy from poop? Okay? Wait? Like
that that was cute? Is that? I'm pretty sure that's
a chat Hanks rap? Yeah, people, pink guy because I'm
talking this ship stepping the side with mother. You should quit?

(01:07:01):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Chet, can I get
the may back music? Oh my god? Check Chet, I'm
surprising you not calling himself like Chet Gavara or some
ship check now it would be good man. Why does

(01:07:22):
he calling himself Chet Hanks? What does he call him? Check?
Because it's his birth name? Ye forget some booked is
the last name? Alright? So the tweet I've been enjoying. Uh,
there's a couple. Actually. Louis Vertell tweeted, every time I
see Rachel Vice, I touched my breastbone and gasp, my word,

(01:07:42):
I love him too, and that's I had a similar
moment upon seeing her step out on stage. She's so
intensely Uh yeah, no, go ahead and finish that so
intense Oh boy, think about it. I didn't know I

(01:08:04):
could sweat there. Uh. And then Katie Delaney tweeted, can't
sleep thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed who
do you think you are? I am? And uh. I
had this clip just so we're gonna listen to that.
It's twenty four seconds long. You can kind to hear it,

(01:08:25):
but it's worth hearing a boomer orgasm strike to claimate
a strike, to claim it? Are you? That's why why? Okay,

(01:08:49):
get it right again? Trump logic. It doesn't make sense,
but it does. God damn it. That's right. He just
did it just so defiant, yelling. I mean, were cheering
for him. His mind is like, who do you think
you are? Me? I am right? But who do you
think you are? I am? Katy? The comments, the follow

(01:09:11):
up comments just Commenting on this video, Katy Delaney said,
him wrapping up the stream of nonsense with get it
right might be the best part of it. Actually, uh,
that is why I did it. I forgot Chat Hanks.
His rapper name was Chat Hayes back in the day,
but his full legal name is Chester Marlin Hanks. And

(01:09:32):
then uh MJ Nels tweeted overshadowed and all of this
is the person and stands with this sign, and there's
a person in the stands holding up a sign that
says I like bowling. You can find me on Twitter.
I know, I'm sorry. I can't help myself. I love

(01:09:54):
tweets and nobody else. Dave Woland tweeted hugely underrated beginning
and then dignant, that's right. I did it to what
appears to be an entirely supportive crowd. Also love that
all right. You can find me on Twitter, Jack Underscore, O'Brien,
you can find us on Twitter at daily zeitgeis. We're
at the Daily zeitgeis on Instagram. Uh, we have a

(01:10:14):
Facebook fan page and we have a website. It's a
little harder to get to than it was before. You
have to go on a browser to else would you go, Grandpa?
Uh well on mobile a mobile browser. It doesn't mobile
mobile Alabama too, Mobley throwback us terrible by the way,

(01:10:42):
Oh my god, he's a basketball player who was drafted.
He looks like a do with old man strength though,
like you wouldn't funk with. But he really aged quite
a bit. Yeah, uh as we all do. You can
catch me at Marcella Comedy dot com Instagram the same thing.
I also my weekly shows now monthly first Wednesday at

(01:11:06):
the Month in l a Women Crushed Wednesday at the
Hollywood Problem Lab. Yeah. Um, we right out on a
song this totally fucked everything up. Also a website, I
guess episodes. Oh look off to the information we talked
about in the song we ride out on miles? What
are we going to ride out on today? Uh? Let's

(01:11:29):
go out on just because we need to like just
kind of re say here, get soothe ourselves. This okay,
I love Shoding And this is a remix. It's like
a mashup of like sort of Fella COUTI with Shoddy,
but the track by your Side by Shod And this
is a remix. It's called Cotton Bellies Full Lob Mix

(01:11:51):
or something. Anyway, you'll see the take that's by your
Side remix that's my wedding song by your Side, but
really really think you guys are adorable than that. The
Neptune's remix is also really good too. You will realize
the nets remixes that actually it is not Yeah, yeah,

(01:12:14):
I love anything about Star Truck anyway. Yeah check that one,
right it out. Please be kind and please also tell
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do it for today. We will be back tomorrow because

(01:12:36):
it's the Daily Podcast and we'll talk to you and

(01:13:00):
God leave me aside, baby, Do you know me better
than that? I think I'd leave it down, way down
on your knees. U