A Whole Cruz World, Resource Warz! 10.19.18

In episode 256, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Julian McCullough to discuss a profile on Heidi Cruz, Ted Cruz's wife, Facebook's inflated video metrics, the boost of racism in the GOP, how a group of black senior citizens were ordered off a Georgia bus taking them to vote, the mainstream media taking Trump's side in regards to Elizabeth Warren's DNA test, the parts of the world where the resource wars will be fought, updates on the murder of Saudi journalist Khashoggi, the saddest profession, Fran Drescher and Cardi B bringing back 'The Nanny,' a 'Real World' reboot, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. There's now a 'Golden Girls'-inspired cereal and it's flying off the shelves

2. Heidi Cruz Didn’t Plan for This

3. Facebook may have knowingly inflated its video metrics for over a year

4. Democrats mount a Midwestern comeback

5. Thomas Homan: “This caravan issue lays at the feet of the Democratic Party up on the Hill.”

6. Mary Ann Mendoza: “Until our politicians really make a stand…we’re going to continue to see these caravans of people because we have politicians like Nancy Pelosi who encourage them to keep making this trek.”

7. Black senior citizens ordered off Georgia bus taking them to vote

8. White? Black? A Murky Distinction Grows Still Murkier

9. Here’s Where the Post-Apocalyptic Water Wars Will Be Fought

10. When the (Empty) Apartment Next Door Is Owned by an Oligarch

11. Kelly, Bolton Get in Profane Shouting Match Outside the Oval Office

12. Treasury Secretary Mnuchin pulls out of investment conference, rebuking Saudi regime

13. What we know about the 15 Saudis said to have played a role in Jamal Khashoggi’s disappearance

14. Survey Finds Widespread 'Moral Distress' Among Veterinarians

15. Fran Drescher Says She's 'Talking' to Cardi B's Team About Casting Rapper in a Nanny Reboot

16. ‘Real World’ Reboot Coming to Facebook Watch

17. WATCH: Jordan Rakei - Midnight Mischief (Tom Misch Remix)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet. I welcome to season fifty three, episode
five of their Daily's Night Guys For Friday, October nineteen,
two thousand eight teen. My name is Jack O'Brien, a K.
I want something else. I'm not listening when you Jay
oh Brand, and I'm thrilled to be joined as always

(00:24):
buy my co host Mr Miles Fago takes from Miles
of Gray. Jack pulls off the ill Segway Nickin and
a hose ye a. They check everything you say and
that's a passionate fruit inspired a K from a trip
tonight one PC for sure? Where you at? My man
always uh hardatus on Twitter? And yes, thank you for

(00:45):
that eight day for my A K is from Mike
Lewis at Don Technic of course on Technique Dimond, Technique Dimond.
And we're through that. We joined in our third seat
by a very funny stand up comedian Julian McCollough. Hey, guys,
what's up man? I have a great Stephen Jenkins story. Okay,
I don't know who that is. He's the lead singer
of Third Eye Blind Man. You just butchered he out.

(01:10):
I am a fantastic saying what if I didn't know
I was the bed singer, would have been the first
you ever heard of, but he just started crying. Really
fun is that we're talking about? Miles. I was in
Times Square like twelve years ago or something, and um,
I was leaving MTV because I was shooting some dumb
talking heads you know, we live the eighties thing and
uht and twenty ft in front of me and the

(01:32):
crowded Times Square was I saw Stephen Jenkins walking towards me,
and I was already upset that I recognized Stephen right
and he had he had like a model under his arm.
And this is way after they were like big, you
know what I mean. This was a few years ago,
so that was twelve years ago, but they were big,
like twenty years ago. We talking model playing model boat.

(01:53):
It was a model of hair. It was em t
t Eli. But anyway, he was walking and I was like,
oh my god, that's Stephen Jenkins. And then a car
horn honked in the middle of Times Square in the
middle of the day, so it's like everyone in the
world is in this intersection. A car horn honked and
Stephen Jenkins looked over at it and nodded his head

(02:15):
like yep, it was for me. Damn man. I mean
people showing up in Times Square just because they heard
I was here. He's like, here we go again. He
just picked up his model and started strumming her. Yeah,

(02:37):
it's funny. I just saw a Third Eye Blind this
weekend in concert with like the most ninthies. Yeah, I heard,
of course it was. I heard that it was Uneven
the bands from back then, like some of them are
sound great and some of them were like this one
was pretty good. So it was ever clear Stone Temple
pilots Third Eye Blind in three eleven, and they all
actually sounded pretty good. Ever Clue was actually pretty spot

(02:59):
on something. Yeah, yeah, I mean the guy who hates
his fucking dad. He loves Boots though, yeah, loves him.
But when Stephen Jenkins came on, he talked so much.
And now that you say that, like your story makes sense,
because he was like, we're recording a little album in
a Silver Lake, so if you guys see me in
a coffee shop, please say hello, and being like maybe

(03:21):
I'll be here. I don't know, but I don't bite.
And it was like this whole like like an old
person in an old folks home begging their family to
visit them, come visit me Third Eye Thirsty. First, yeah,
all right, we're gonna get to know you a little
bit better. In a moment, Julian, I feel like you
just got everything. That's that's all that one memory I

(03:41):
would askhole. But first we're gonna tell our listeners what
we're talking about today. First of all, the goal of
the show is we're trying to tell you, guys what
the nation is thinking and talking about today. We take
a dive into America's and sometimes the rest of the
world shared conscious and unconscious, using the headlines the Box
Office reports, what's trending on Google and social media. And

(04:03):
today we are going to start out with some amazing
breaking news about Ted Cruz. We're gonna talk about how
Facebook fucked us. They fucked us, Julian, So languages, okay, yes, languages, okay.
We are going to talk about how the GOP is
gearing up for the mid terms him oh wow. Uh.

(04:26):
And also we're gonna talk about how they're treating black
singers in Georgia. Is it great? Yes, very well. So
it depends on who you voted for. Miles is cough
could have applied to either of those stories. We're gonna
talk about how the mainstream media showed their liberal agenda
once again by totally making Elizabeth Warren look ridiculous and

(04:47):
taking Trump side on that story and just getting a
bunch of the facts wrong about that. We're gonna talk
about the upcoming resource wars. We love teasing our upcoming wars,
and we're gonna talk about the wars her water that
are going to be occurring in the next hundred years. Yeah,
that's right. Uh, We're gonna do a brief hash show

(05:10):
g Watch. We're going to talk about how Cardi b
might be playing friend Dresser's daughter in the Nanny reboot,
how Real World is also getting rebooted, and we're going
to look at one of the saddest professions, the one
that I don't know. I thought I wanted to be
when I was a kid, but apparently not. Apparently it's

(05:30):
not as fun being a veterinarian as as we all assumed.
But first, Julian, we like to ask our guests, what's
something from your search history that is revealing about who
you are? Um. Apparently there was a limited edition Golden
Girls cereal and various targets around the country and they're
only doing one line of it, and there's a little
toy of each Golden Girl in the box, and it's

(05:52):
seven and they're flying off shelves and they're selling on
eBay already, and I really was trying to find out
where I could go get one. How's the fiber content
in there? Because that's a really good question. I don't
think the cereal is intended for the actual gold I
don't think you understand this. I thought it was just
a cereal maid specifically for the gold Apparently it's blue loops.

(06:12):
I don't know how they ended up on that. Yeah,
they're blue for now. That doesn't for the blue hair. Yeah,
I guess that's funny. Isn't what's called like retires the
blue hair? Yeah, and it'd be funny they put like
prescription pills and there isn't marshmallow spread blood presser medication antanxiety.
But I love the Golden Girls. I'm I'm obsessed and
I watch it when I when I feel sad and

(06:35):
then it makes me feel better and really good writing
on Golden Girls, Yeah, excellent, And uh, it'd be great
to wake up in the morning and eat pure sugar.
Why isn't I feel Why aren't I feeling better? Uh?
It's a multi grain you know, a little bit cereal
woke and they made like a multigrain low sugar thing.
But I guess there aren't that I'm not gonna eat it.

(06:55):
I guess there aren't that many blue foods that aren't
like completely sugar based. Right, it comes from the blue wheat,
just totally natural and like Boise State, Like that's why
their field is blue. Yeah, they play because the exactly
what I'm talking figured it out, just solve the matrix.

(07:16):
Kentucky bluegrass? Is this? What is this? Why it's fun
to have friends because then people back you up and
ship Yeah, yeah, exactly, We're all wrong. It's an echo chamber.
Wait how much are they going for on eBay? I
made it sound like it was like a phenomenon thirty dollars,
but that's still three times. That's like a three least
and it just came out already. Yeah. So I'm going
to Burbank after this. Yeah, I'm gonna try and get Lucky,

(07:38):
go to the Empire Center. Yeah, it will be the
first time I try to get Lucky in Burbank. This
guy or me at Target does Target do that. Does
target just like make cool cereals I do once in
a while. I have never heard of anything like this before,
which just adds to the excitement. Guys when you're just
like hoarding all the boxes. Yeah, oh, are you kidding me?
If I find a full aisle, like, I don't care

(07:59):
how much there are, I'm gonna how much you wanted
to spend if you don't mind me asking. And like,
if if you see a full shelf, the whole shelf,
you'll there's no way. Golden Girls merchandise is a lot
like New York real estate, You'll never lose money. Yeah,
that's true. That's what they said. You know who said that? Yeah? Me,
right now, I just put it in bronze. Yeah, Julian,
what is something you think is overrated? Um, I'm gonna

(08:22):
go with a Star is Born. I haven't seen it,
but I'm assuming it's overrated. Okay, Well it's also it's
also my underrated. Well, it's true. There is so much
hype around it a lot of people. It's all people
can talk about. Yeah, I think that. Um, I'm just irritated.

(08:44):
I don't know if that counts is overrated, but I'm
irritated that I've just heard way too much now and
I'm I already have that thing where I'm like, well,
now I don't want to see it, but it's something
I would have wanted to see right now. But I
loved Crazy Heart, the Jeff Bridges country singer that's not
doing great, and uh, this feels like that movie made
for everybody. Yeah, Crazy Hearts for like Diehart alcoholics. Yeah,

(09:07):
this movie is for like kids that want to believe
in Lady Gaga again or something right with you know,
a little crazy heart thrown in the borders. Yeah, I had,
but I had an old woman shout the spoiler to me.
It was really funny. Yeah. It also is probably not
a super realistic depiction of alcoholism. I mean, they're some

(09:27):
of the consequences of alcoholism. But also he's just like,
remains the best looking human beings shirt off and he's
just like this ripped, shredded dude. But yeah, every alcoholic
I know makes it to the gym twice a day
at least. Um. He also looks exactly like one of
my best friends, Ryan Flynn from Philadelphia right now, So

(09:50):
every time I see the poster, I'm like, oh, it's
just Bradley Cooper, damn. And what is something you think
is underrated? It's old. My underrated thing is old, you
know how like everything is coming back, and like nostalgia
is every idea old? No, no, no, Like my underrating
is old. I feel like being old is amazing. Um No,

(10:13):
Perfect Strangers is my underrated because Full House came back.
You know, everybody still talks about Arkle sometimes Sister Sister
is coming back. All these old shows from that time,
t G, I F and all that, and no one
talks about Perfect Strangers. And it was I've watched an
episode of each one of these old shows from when
I was a kid to see if they were absolutely
terrible and unwatchable. Full House is unwatchable. I mean it's

(10:35):
like you can't even get through two minutes. It's insane.
It's aim for like brain dead kids and I but
I was like mortified when I watched it again because
I just how much I loved it. I also loved
Guns and Roses the same amount at the time, so
I'm like, well that's not fair because they held up.
But anyway, uh so full House I think stinks. But

(10:55):
Perfect Strangers I watched and it's still funny and no
one remembers it or talk about it. And I would
love to see boy because it's like super kind of
racist a little bit. Yeah, it was a little interesting. Yeah, strangers,
he was right, that's right. He was from the mythical
island of Mepos. Right, it's a Greek island that doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah,
or it does, who knows, I mean, and that's what

(11:17):
the writers were counting on it. But he shows up
to cousin Larry Appleton's front door with a goat, and
it's like, not supposed to be racist or something. But
it was the late eighties. Yeah, there was no racist.
Racism was like, yeah, it was only if you are
KKK hood exactly, Like Mississippi burning was like, yeah, okay
with racism against Western European white people, aren't we Yeah yeah,

(11:40):
Like I still think it's funny when people make fun
of the Irish. Let's list who it's okay to be racist. Okay,
here we go, and then we're going to learn about
who's wrong. Right now, I'm gonna say Russian. Oh wow,
I don't know if that's a racis well, yeah, it's
a nationality, I think, because right, now we're like in
an age where Russians or be vilified at ever return.

(12:01):
It's like it was like, what, I think it's fair
game right now to do bad Russian accents. So yeah,
I would say all of Western Europe, the UK, Ireland. Uh,
you know, I'm gonna go France, in Italy yeah, Italians
I think are particularly funny to make fun of. Uh
and yeah, what are you Irish? Irish? Yeah, I'm gonna

(12:23):
go with biracial people. I think it's okay. I think
that's as a biracial person I'm going to sign off on.
So we can bring half breed, back breed mud blood
all this something I never heard mud blood. That's from
Harry Potter. And someone was like, oh, so you're like
a mud blood. I was like, yo, fall the fun
back sounds so stereotype I know about interracial people is

(12:46):
that they are all like really good looking. Yeah, well
that's right, you know so that like, yeah, well that's
you know, I'm Greek and Irish, so you know that
counts for two best. You got the two best right there.
They have the cutest babies, the Greek And what is
a myth? What's something people think is true? That you
know to be false. Red bull is bad for you.
People thinking people think, you know, people think it's bad

(13:09):
for you, and it's a myth. It's it's fine, it's fine. Yes, okay,
I've compared to what you're clutching your Red Bull right, Well,
I just I've finished it. But it's when it just
burned a hole and came out your stomach. But it's fine,
my energy though the wings are about to shoot out
of my back. I've been drinking it forever and a

(13:29):
lot of it and nothing's wrong with it, and I'm fine,
So I don't that's my evidence. It's I'm like the
person with global warming that's like, but it's cold out,
just only whatever is in front of you. Yeah, wait,
well what was that? What were people saying? Like when
people like I feel like people think they joke, is
that it's like just full of poison and they're not
really sure what it's going to do to you and
all that I don't. I do sugar free, which makes

(13:50):
it even more cancer yeah, but it also makes it
less bad. I think I've gone through periods where I
drink multiple Red Bulls a day and I feel like
I was able to sustain longer without feeling like I
was dying when it was the sugar free stuff. Yeah,
I mean, sugar is literally the worst sugar thing that
your body can heard. I'd never forget this. You ever

(14:11):
hear somebody say a phrase to you and then it
just like sticks in your head for the rest of
your life and it ruins your life. I put sugar
in my coffee one time in a writer's room, and
this other guy goes, you know, that's like putting detergent
in your coffee, like in terms of how bad it
was for me. And I never forgot that. And I
that guy I know, and you've been ruined from he
died of sugar. Sugar. All right, Well, we're going to

(14:35):
get into some things that are actually true. Red Bull
is not good for you, Is there s No? I
actually don't. I don't know. I mean, I don't think
it's been around long enough. We're gonna find out what
happens to me later. How do you feel miles after
you've had a Red Bull or two? I fall asleep?
Really doesn't do that. I'm not really caffeine sensitive, So

(14:56):
like that's why I like I'm downing bulletproof cold brew
that needs to be like cut with water so you
don't have a heart attack. And I'm still, like, you know,
half asleep. I cut that with cocaine to bring the Yeah,
just my jaw starts going and hurts really bad at
the end of the day and my grind my teeth
too much. But um yeah, yeah, I remember when I
used to like work raves and ship they would end

(15:16):
at four in the morning and they'd be like Sambernardino
and I have to drive back to l A and
like I would be half dead, and I remember I
would just steal three tall and I could drink two
back to back, and I'd be nodding off like in
my that's crazy. Yeah, So I've never been just caffeine
in here. It's like some weird tory, which I don't think.
It gives you, like a weird heart. I don't know.

(15:38):
It makes my heart feel weird. I know That's what
I love about, don't Yeah, uh weak ass heart give
them hard palpitations from here. Yeah, yeah, am I gonna
My heart's in my neck? I guess you could call
panic energy. Yeah, yeah, that's what it gives me, that
like weird, like something bad about to happen. Just have
to recontextualize it, you know what I mean, Bull gives

(16:00):
you that oh something about it's about to happen. Feeling.
Part of that Billy Joel song was like hard attack.
That's just what your heart's doing, just going, just getting alright. Guys,
we have a huge bomb that was dropped yesterday about
your boy Ted Cruise. Yeah, I mean, you know, we

(16:23):
always thought he was an interesting guy. Mayonnaise with a
face if you will, and uh, there was a profile
in The Atlantic about Ted Cruise his wife, Heidi Cruise,
also known as the dog if you're from Trump world,
where Ted Cruise will do nothing, but there was a
really interesting profile every where. We learned a lot, a
couple of interesting things. First. One of them was about

(16:44):
how when she left her job at Goldman Sachs to
go on the campaign trail with Ted Cruise on his
presidential run, their seven year old daughter at the time
was like, why are you doing that? You have a job,
And she's like, well, I'm doing it for the good
of the country. And it's like huh and she's like,
what happens if dad wins? Like I'll be first lady,
And she's like so does the first lady have a salary?
And she's like no, no, no, but I'm the first lady.

(17:04):
And the daughters like this sounds like a bad deal
for you, mom, and you're like, oh, look at their
seven year old daughter already like yo, mom, this is
not the way for you. And also she spent a
lot of time around both her mom and Ted cruise
and she's like, why are you your for that. The
other thing was that like he's not really home or
a lot, so she's sort of like single mothers. But

(17:25):
he also gleaned from this profile. But the real interesting
thing came from when she's talking about their wedding and
how Ted insisted upon a very specific song be played
at the wedding. So this is an excerpt from this profile, says,
which is how Heid he found herself planning a May
wedding to a man who, for all his pretension, insisted
they play a Whole New World, the popular Disney song
at the end of the wedding ceremony. She didn't understand

(17:47):
they had a band. She told him a violinist, no less,
why on earth would they play a CD? His response,
because no one can do Aladdin. So she relented and
it became a theme of sorts or that's how she
memers in anyway on a magic carpet ride. Right, So
this man was he put his foot I have to
have a whole New World at this wedding. We have

(18:10):
to stop the band to play my CD of a
Whole New World from the Aladdin soundtracking Hattie had because
no one can do Alatin right, Like what and then
he just went out and danced by himself. Would have
been like, this is a bad idea, right, I mean, also,
you have a bandy, I guess he's also never heard
of sheet music or anything you could a band would

(18:32):
probably even if you put the music in front, they
could play that for you. But he probably wanted the
album version where it's like don't you dare close your eyes?
Because like look at me when I kissed, don't you
dare close your eyes? God? I wish it would skip yeah, new,
whole new I wonder if this was all like he

(18:56):
had a routine and like a lip sinking thing, like
all choreographed out and then like just didn't have the
guts to like actually do it in front of everyone. Yeah,
like is he's looking into the ballroom where the reception
is and he's wearing full on and he's just checking
the tip and he's like and he takes the hat
and forget it goes back like I'm ruined, and she

(19:20):
was like, what happened. He's like, you don't look like
jas mab. Yeah, it's the problem. All right, let's talk
about how Facebook fucked us one of them any ways,
Well fuck, I think more. I think this. Yeah, it
resonates with you and I because we worked in digital media.
I doing video and was part of the way of

(19:41):
that fucked people like your website, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so I was running website. Yeah Facebook anyway, Jack, you
can talk about how first book, I was running a
website that was mainly people came to for our written articles,
and then we also had a very talented video team
that her Majesty and dating a little Brian were in

(20:01):
charge of. But Facebook just fucked cracked in the sense
that they started tamping down traffic to anyone who wasn't paying.
But in the broader sense, they started fucking news. They
stopped sending traffic to written articles because they wanted to
basically be the future of all media, so they wanted

(20:22):
people to watch videos on Facebook essentially, and they were like,
just give us your videos and will pay you part
of the ad revenue and this is the future. And
they all sing a click through to it right exactly,
And it was amazing how many views your videos would
get on Facebook. It was ungodly. So I used to

(20:43):
produce and direct videos for like magazines and other things,
and we would always upload one to like the Facebook
page for a given brand and then for the YouTube channel,
and you'd always look at the numbers and like people
hires be like, wow, it's doing really good on Facebook,
and everyone in video would roll their eyes because they'd like,
that's Facebook though, And the reason we would say that
is because the way they were counting views was so whacked. Like,

(21:04):
you know, if if you use Facebook, you know, as
you scroll through the timeline, videos just auto play. And
if while you're scrolling the video even played for like
three seconds as you were not even watching and just played,
they'd be like that's a view, yeah. Or they would
have some other weird metrics to like divide numbers to
then extrapolate some kind of viewer count, and it was
all intended to attract advertisers and brands to be like,

(21:24):
look at the fucking engagement we're getting on you, look
at the views, and now put your money into us.
And also videos of future, and that sort of shifted
everyone towards video and like they're bloated video teams that
were really unnecessary, and then that came to the detriment
of journalists, people who actually wrote. There was a huge
change where news organizations basically fired like of their editorial

(21:48):
team and said we're pivoting to video. You might have
heard that phrase a lot if you pay attention to
the media. And then they like built out these big
video teams based on the idea that this is where
everything was going. And and you know, Facebook was a
different experience that people were, you know, spending all their
time on Facebook and they don't owe it to us

(22:10):
to send people to our content. You know, they can
do whatever they want with those users. But there was
this sort of disingenuous thing where they wouldn't admit to
the fact that they were only sending people to people
who paid them. Basically, it was just this completely opaque
thing where I don't know really well now, like a
lot of those advertisers Piste and they're suing Facebook because

(22:32):
they're like, you totally misrepresented your product and re overpaid
on all this ship and you didn't do anything, and
like on average they would say they're getting Yeah, at
first they're saying like, oh yeah Facebook, at first, like
I think we overestimated by sixty eight percent, and then
when they really looked into it, it was more like
one fifty to Yeah is how much they were cooking

(22:55):
those numbers. So yeah, that was just another way that
narc Suckerberg suckered the media world. Yeah, but yeah, I was.
It was interesting to see that because it was always
something that people who did digital video would always like
laugh about Facebook, things like look at what the YouTube
views are. That's a more realistic idea of like how
big a video is and lo and behold, like these

(23:17):
people caught on or like, yo, brou you fucked me
Mark Mark. I want to put him in front of
the Senate so he can be like, but I went
to Yale, Harvard, Harvard, whatever, excuse me, that's Bret And yeah,
yeah he did just do that, didn't he. Yeah, And
it was remember where, but I don't remember any of

(23:37):
the actual content. More of an illustration of how old
the Senate is how evil mark. Did any of them
ask him if they could he could fix their motive?
Nearly the questions were amazing, And how do you log in?
What's my pastword? All right, we're gonna take a quick break.

(23:57):
We'll be right back, and we're back. M m m
m m m m m m m m m. And
uh So the GOP, the Grand Old Party, is what

(24:17):
that stands for. The Republicans are seemed to be I
guess you can't say they're shifting focus, but they're definitely
sharpening their focus when it comes to how they are,
you know, portraying these mid terms and their opponents. If
the mid terms are like a fast and furious drag race,
they basically hit the nas tanks of racism to try

(24:41):
and get to the finished right now, because it's fucking wild.
This is content I can relate to, Yes from my
fast and furious people about there. Don't blow your fucking
canisters so quick. But yeah, the rhetoric is this. I
mean we always saw since Trump, it's always been pretty
racist and xenophobic, but now like it's hitting every mark.

(25:01):
So their ads even coming out now with George Soros
looking like some like it's the most anti Semitic ship
where he's like some master of puppets and he's like
behind Colin Kaepernick taking a knee, or like just people
who want healthcare and stuff, and he's like just throwing
money at ship, which is a very odd thing. He's
forever will be the GOP's boogeyman, I guess uh. And

(25:22):
then like Matt Gates, who's a congressman in Florida, I mean,
he's also getting on this heat, like tweeted some video
of like these people in Honduras who are receiving like
small amounts of cash. But he was saying, like, is
this George Soros giving immigrants money to charge the border?
And it's like yeah, because they yeah, right exactly. And
it's like the answer is no, because yes, all these

(25:44):
people are just just want a couple bucks before they
endure the grueling journey on foot to go to the
border to better their lives. But there's no reason he
would do that. Or maybe it's because the Hurricane Michael
response in his district has been laughable, you know, like
everyone you're starting to see, like to me, it seems
like this they're starting to get real about what these
mid terms are looking like and they're like, Okay, should

(26:06):
we just pull out all the stops now, like just
do whatever at this point because our backs are against
the wall, and that's what it reeks of, because it's
getting more like even aggressive. There was some someone who
was up for like a I forget what kind of
county board position in North Carolina. He like suggested that, like,
if you vote for Democrats, they want to make pedophilia legal,
and like, you know, this standard ship, I'm just saying,

(26:27):
we need to relook at let's just make sure we're
on the same page here about what it is. Just
checking in. Yeah, that's all we're saying. Yeah. And then
on Thursday morning, Trump got on Twitter and was going
full race war on his old phone and just putting
out this thing of I'll just read the sweet I
am watching the Democratic Party lead and then in parentheses

(26:48):
because they want open borders and existing week clause assault
on our country by Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador, whose
leaders are doing little to stop the large slow of people,
including many criminals, from entering Mexico to the US, and
just sort of going on this idea that like essentially
Democrats are leading immigrants by the hand to the border,
which he had to explain because the logic of it

(27:10):
is wild, and then going on to say like if
they don't do anything about it, then he might have
to send the military to shut down the southern border,
and he can, he'll blow up any trade deals we
have with Mexico. And again, this is I think, just
to drum up some kind of you know, xenophobic fear
of like whoa, look, they're they're coming for the borders.
And Fox was so willing to just you know, go

(27:31):
full tilt on this. Uh, this messaging sounds like there's
a problem. Yeah, they're like, all right, what's the play. Okay,
Democrats are leading a gent mob to the border. That's
immigrant mob from Mo from the Simpsons. Anyway, these are
two Fox News clips where you're seeing them really underscore
this this point that the Democrats are actually the ones
who are behind I guess migration, I don't know, the

(27:54):
scurravent issue. Lazy at the feet of the Democratic Party
up on the hill. Like I said, they they've been
educated what these loopholes are, but they don't want to
close the loopholes. They want this president have a fail
on this issue. But I hope the American people are
paying attention because this isn't the president failure, this isn't
the secretary failure. This is the Democrats failure because they
know the issue and they refused to fix it. They're

(28:17):
putting their political ambitions had a public safety, national security,
and border control a simple as that, Why would it
be the Democrat's fault when they have no Republicans have
all the powers and he doesn't even he can't even
say failure. Right, Yeah, that's Thomas Homan, who was the
head of Ice. God who is you know, America's number

(28:38):
one racist. And then there's another one again had to
come in and underline this fact, this time from a
pundit with a Hispanic lass name. So maybe that will
give some creatns. We're going to continue to see these
caravans of people because we have politicians like Nancy Pelosi
who encouraged them to keep making this track. Huh So

(29:00):
Nancy Pelosi is encouraging people because they're saying, I don't know,
we just want what's fair for people, or the fact
that they oppose a lot that just like brutally separates
families and gives them this really awful like option to like,
you guys can go to jail together, or you split
your kids up and then maybe you can get your
kid back. I don't know, what do you who do
you want? What do you do? This is similar to

(29:22):
a story that was happening maybe a couple of months ago,
where they were talking about a quote caravan of people
who are making their way to the United States border,
and then that just totally fizzled out, and then now
they're just doing it again every time. It's like it
reminds me of like in the eighties there was always
stories about like these waves of killer bees that were

(29:45):
coming towards the Mexico border that remember that, Like it's
just whenever there's a slow news day or whenever they
need to get there. You know, remember they were African
killer bees, and then that inspired Woutang. It does remind
me because the Democrats have no power, so it's so

(30:05):
funny for them to be like the damn So I
was gonna say, it's like when you it's like you
just robbed a store or a bank and your dog
is chained to a tree outside and you're like, I
think the dog took all the money out of that place.
Pretty sure, you should probably look at him this money.
This is my money actually from before my different robbery. Yeah,
and I think again, like you're saying, Jack, like they're
running out of rhetorical points to actually convince someone to

(30:28):
vote Republican, that they're not just being like, all right,
let's just go after like the full on racist base
and just try and turn them out as much as possible,
because nothing, there's nothing really convincing about this unless you
are like you respond to this fearmongering ship. And it's
just like that old barbarians at the Gate argument that
has been used for centuries now. It's like the oldest

(30:49):
ship in the book and kind of just say there
are plenty of monstrous people in this world, but Mexicans
aren't one of them. They are wonderful people. People like
Tom Holman, who's looks like a guy who would am
you outside of a carnival to change your tire. It's like, yeah,
that's who we need to avoid. I know, but I
saw you shoot my tire out. No no, no, that's

(31:09):
a failure on the tire, you know. You know, like
what all these people complaining about this stuff too? Love
a Mexican restaurant I mean, just they want to wear
the hat, they want the happy birthday song, they want
the whole thing. Yeah, which is funny. You didn't want
us not their birthday guarantee. You Republicans are leading and
it's not actually my birthday. But I'm gonna say it
is in a restaurant to get free whatever. That's the

(31:30):
mentality of Republican general or they're like, hey, honey, I'm
going to propose to you, take your ring off to
oposed to you, and we're gonna get this fucking meal
for free, and then I'm going to sing I can
show you the world. Also also you say I'm a vet. Yeah,
it's always doing the false Valori ship. It's the Yeah.
I mean like that the lack of moral scruples would
suggest that that would be the restaurant tactic of some

(31:51):
of these people. The other strategy they're employing is just
outright voter suppression. So there's yeah. So I mean it
seems like it's effective. Yeah. I read something even scarier
recently or yesterday, which is that as they are getting
closer to the midterms and they realize how bad their
platform has been since Trump, like for regular people, they're

(32:13):
actually starting to co op democratic ideals and say that
that's what they're gonna do when they get in office,
just to get votes, because they can't go up there
and be like, we're literally taking away all your healthcare
and and giving all these corporations money. So they're like,
you know what, they're just trying to find ways to
reword what the democratic platform is so that they don't
look like the monsters that they are, you know, and

(32:34):
that's even scarier because that's not that's not fair. If
you're gonna be a monster, be a damn monster exactly
and just go full monster. Yeah. But like you know,
george is one of those states where that has like
a secretary of state running for office simultaneously while like
the like they're in office holding the position of like
vote master of a state and then also running a campaign.
And in Georgia, we've talked about this before, Brian Camp

(32:55):
who is a secretary of state, like I think last
week we talked about the number of registration that were
just put on ice because of their exact match law,
which disproportionately affects voters of color. Uh. And then earlier
this week there was a group of about forty black
senior citizens who got on a bus to take them
to do early voting by like this group called Black
Votes Matter. It's a non partisan group. They're not there

(33:17):
to tell these people how to vote. They're just like,
we'll give you a ride to the to the polls.
You're at a senior center. It's probably like this, we'll
make it easy. But somehow that bus just got stopped
and they pulled all the people off the bus, and
like the reasoning was really really whacked. They were just
sort of saying like, at first they thought that the
Senior Center was like they considered the activity political activity,

(33:37):
even though there was no mention of a party, but
that would be a reason why they could interfere with it,
because yeah, because like certain nonprofit groups, they can't actually
put their flag in a party or either side. They
can't be partisan, so they'll just be like we're here
to advocate just for voter participation. Will never say vote
Democrat or vote Republican. And so they were like, oh,
this is probably what's going on. They're like, absolutely not.

(33:57):
There's nothing to suggest that they were doing it. The
only thing was that because a Democratic Party chairwoman helped
to organize it, they were trying to use that fact
to do it, although there was no evidence that anything
untoward was happening at all. So they were like, hey,
we gotta get off the bus. Look, we can take
you back to the center, we can get you to vote.
And it was just a really transparent act of just

(34:18):
voter intimidation. But like, luckily for these elderly people, sadly,
actually not luckily sadly, this wasn't the first time someone
has probably tried to stop them from voting. Uh, And
they were very resolute. They're like, no, we'll be back.
But this was bullshit and it was very clear what
was going on. I mean, once they were like what
is this, What do you mean? Like they're just taking
us to vote? And because it's a bus that says
like black voters matter, that you're gonna be like, hold on,

(34:41):
what's going on here? Because I think there's Stacy Abrams
votes and not Brian Kemp votes. This seems like just
overall the sort of projection we've been talking about where
it's like they claim voter fraud that is one of
their issues, and then meanwhile they're like that just seems
like the move for Republicans is yelling and pointing at

(35:04):
the other side, accusing them of doing the thing that
the Republicans are actually doing well right because they're saying,
we can't win over voters of color with our racist rhetoric,
so they're cheating by appealing to more people or something.
Is that really what's going on. It's like you get
caught sleeping with your wife's sister and in the middle
of it, and she's like, I can't believe you're doing that,

(35:26):
and you're like, you sleep with my brother right now.
She's like, you don't have a brother, and like, exactly,
you always but you would, yeah, you would. Also you're
not very family oriented when you talk to the dog,
and also the dog robbed the bank, right, But yeah,
it's just the one thing though that is great is
that with these mid terms, a lot of secretaries of

(35:47):
states are on ballots, and that's one way to really
curb voter suppression because a lot of Republicans are holding
these secretary of state seats. And that's another reason why
everybody has to go and vote in these mid terms.
Don't just vote on the big ticket. People really look
at your ballot and understand if your secretary of state
or whatever office is running the elections in your state,
are people who are regularly purging voter roles or engaging

(36:08):
in that kind of right wing factory that is meant
to disenfranchise people and exercising their constitutional right. Wait, how
is that keeping them from doing voter suppression? Because you
can vote now, we can vote in new secretaries of states.
So like, if you in a state, like, for example
of Chris Kolbach was still secretary of State and not
running for governor, now would be a perfect time to
boot someone like him the funk out right, right, because

(36:29):
we need to get some caravans back in this country, right, Yeah, exactly.
Well that's the other thing. They claim that there's like
some shadowy billionaire behind the scenes paying people to like
do the liberal agenda. They are run by the Koch brothers.
Sheldon Addleson, who was the murky dude was actually throwing
money at everything. They're the party of shadowy billionaires, and

(36:53):
they have invented one whose name is way more recognizable.
I feel like an idiot. I still don't even know
who George sources. I've heard his name of thousand, a
wealthy currency speculator who became very wealthy and as a philanthropist,
but they've used him being Jewish to like just start
all kinds of ship and each Europe And yeah, he
was giving a lot of money to like left wing causes,

(37:15):
so they're like, oh, that's let's always abuse him as
the boogeyman. Uh. And then there's a recent report about
just where the resource wars are headed, where where they're
going to be fought. It's the freakiest map. So you know,
last week there's that study where the UN's like, hey,
we got maybe two decades to get this ship together
or welcome to water or years. Yeah. And now there

(37:39):
was another, by the way underrated underwater World. Yeah. I
don't know, we're just talking about that. You speak portrag Greek.
So the authors of this report is like a team
of the European Commission's Joint Research Center, and they're just
talking about how like the effects of climate change and
like trends and population growth could trigger conflict in areas

(37:59):
where otter resources are like shared on borders or between
different countries and things like that and could lead to
some tensions. And like when you look at this map,
you're like, oh, wow, there are some real fucking hotspots
where it could go off because of just over water.
It seems like part of the northern midwest of the
of North America seems pretty bad. Parts of Sub Saharan Africa,

(38:21):
the Middle East Australia. I mean, it's just like a
lot of you when you sort of look at like,
oh wow, this is where the water will begin to
dry up, or like when you look at it like that,
it's a little unnerving. But you know, it's like the
beginning of a zombie movie where yeah, and like all
this information is based off of like historical data and
just sort of trends that have existed, so like it

(38:41):
doesn't take into account ship that could go off in
the future and things that could affect those So in
a way, this map could be like the more optimistic look.
But I mean, hey, we always know the resource wars
from carthern Midwest like that by the Great Lakes. Yeah,
like right here where it's orange. You guys can see
the map, it's like most it's basically Appalachia through Ohio, Minnesota,

(39:06):
up through the Dakotas and then down to like Louisiana
and stuff like that. And they're basing it on you know,
whether there's going to be a scarcity of resources, but
also whether there's going to be different populations of people
or population density, like running into one another and fighting
for those resources. Silver Lake on there because Stephen Jenkins

(39:27):
is so thirsty and I mean, you know, I mean,
British Columbia looks like the waves. So guys, please welcome
me with open arms, Columbia. I've done that for a
long time. The Vancouver is I don't know if you
guys have been there. Oh, yeah, they have so many
empty luxury condominiums that are bought by Chinese money. And
they Vancouver had to put a tax because they have

(39:50):
these entire swaths of the city that are ghost towns
of multimillion dollars just parking their wealth on these buildings.
And they don't want to they can't allow it to
have They're like, you have to live here for a
certain amount of time or we taxi you like, it's
like double the amount of the actual place. They're going
after it because they can't because it ruins the town.
I mean, yeah, have an empty city of like protest

(40:10):
stores exactly, and just you have a housing crisis where
there's no affordable housing. But that's because they know, Like,
you know, it's like, if you don't believe climate change
is real, follow the richest most informed people in the
world and see what they're doing. And they are buying
shipped up because they know it's coming right, you know.
Oh yeah, exactly Like when when George Bush bought an
aquifer or like property that an aquifer under and I

(40:32):
was like, wow, that's the next way huh water right,
all right, We're going to take another quick break. We'll
be right back, and we're back. And another small sign

(40:55):
of how things are going in the GOP right now
heading into the mid terms. John Kelly and John Bolton
got into a profane shouting match outside the Oval office.
This is just breaking when we're recording it, and it's
not clear what it's about. They're just swearing at each other.
Maybe it's just like I'm the John around here or something,

(41:15):
but uh, the Dodgers maybe right, But they got like
highly public, highly profane just shouting at each other outside
of the Oval I mean, probably because John Bolton keeps
whispering sweet war nothings into Trump's ears. I was like, hey, motherfucker,
do you know how dumb this dude is? Well speaking

(41:37):
of how dumb speaking of those guys, just continuing to
update the story on Kesho g and the Saudi scandal scandal,
the involvement Um Newton, the Treasury Secretary has pulled out
of the Davos in the desert, the Saudi Business Investment

(41:59):
Forum or whatever, that was supposed to be a big deal,
and that is probably Mohammed been Salmon's biggest takeaway from
this is this is fucking up my investment conference. But
it was supposed to be all the rich people in
the world hanging out together in Saudi Arabia and it
has completely fallen apart. And also the Washington Post dropped

(42:19):
kasho GE's last column and it is all about the
problem that killed him, the lack of freedom of the
press in the Middle East. And yeah, I don't know
that's if they didn't think they had created a martyr before.
Now that certainly doesn't look good. We just reached like

(42:39):
a breaking point because from what I remember, a lot
of Palestinian journalists are getting just shot by snipers by
the Israeli army, and it was always like, you know,
but I think that's the example that a lot of
these other countries look at their like, well, look, they're
bowed up with the US and they killed journalists. The problem.
I also wonder if it's just the clue like nature

(43:01):
of this story and the fact that somebody went into
a building and never came out, and it's almost like
a fucking magic trick, for lack of a better word.
It's sexier, right, it's just intriguing, I think to people
at the un And then there's also the brutality of
it and the fact that he was dismembered while still alive. Well,
they're saying, like Pompeio was now telling like he's apparently

(43:22):
he got tough with NBS. Well, we don't know behind
closed doors, even though he was smiling in the photos
of saying like hey you being king. Like the way
you guys addressed this could have ramifications for you. But
we'll see if that's just rhetorical or not. But yeah,
things just trick a lot more and more, and right
now I think Trump, you know, he's just waiting for
the saudiast to investigate themselves before making any decisions. So uh,

(43:47):
there's a picture of the fifteen man hug squad as
as the Saudis they're calling them no tourist group. Tourist
group walking in the back gate of the consulate, and
it literally looks like somebody's like holding up in the
gate being like come on, come on, come on. You
can actually like hear the Tarantino music playing in the background.

(44:07):
When you look at it, it just they look too
They look they look like they know what they're like.
I don't know. It doesn't look like guys who are
tour us. It looks like hardened people who have They're
not wandering around looking up. There's no one with like
a neon hat and like a flag being like okay,
this way and this fall off the stairs taking a selfie.
I mean, we still haven't gotten confirmation on the bone

(44:30):
saw thing, but that's all we need. If they literally
brought a bone saw and they're claiming that it was
like an attempted anything but dismembering, you got it wrong.
An Arabic bones actually translates to selfie stick. That's what
I had the Turks at the border. They messed it up.
Can I ask a super dumb, uninformed question, how do

(44:50):
we even know any Like? I feel like this is
the kind of thing we shouldn't know. Any of the
details about how do we know about this group, how
do we know there was a bone saw? How do
we know any of this? To the Turkish government the
second they realized that it in addition to just having
a lot of conflict with Saudi Arabia, they realized that

(45:11):
this gives them leverage. They negotiate and have a lot
of trade and a lot of conflict with the Saudias
and so and apparently they had their whole consulate wired
because yesterday we talked about the fact that the New
York Times confirmed the existence of the audio tape that
apparently confirms what everybody said, which is that he was

(45:32):
murdered and dismembered while alive within like five minutes of
getting there. Um, yeah, and like the whole thing took
seven minutes or whatever it happens. And just to reiterate,
Trump compared our suspicion of the Saudias in this case
to our suspicions of Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh was like, thanks, dude,

(45:53):
awesome Tawson, Bill Cosby MBS. You know, He's like, that's
what you get for fucking throwing your lot in with
that dude st game, Like, which one of these things
is not like the other Trump would be like maybe
on that game, right, he just like sees the worst

(46:13):
similarities in differences, and he's just like this is like
that thing, right, Okay, that's the last guy I had
to lie about. Right. So, And there was a report
yesterday on CNN that basically this whole idea that the
Saudis are conducting an investigation is actually the Trump administration
And you know, MBS and MBSs people behind the scenes

(46:35):
just trying out there in a writer's room trying to
concoct a story that will make it so that, yes,
he was dismembered. Yes, you have us on tape. Okay, fine,
we cut him to pieces while he was still alive.
You got us. But you know they're going to try
and concoct a story where it wasn't because MBS had

(46:55):
ordered his silence and had refused. I'd love to see
the board of the suggestions that got lost out what
that bitch meeting is? All right? Yeah, John, what do
you got? Okay? You know, well they said it couldn't
be done. That's not good enough, And just reiterate something
we talked about yesterday. Keg had told somebody that MBS

(47:20):
ordered his silence after Kesh had spoken publicly critically of
the Trump administration. So Trump is tied to this in
multiple ways, in the sense that MBS was trying to
support the Trump administration in his opposition to the guy
he ultimately dismembered. Yeah, well you know this. In the end,

(47:42):
it's just they just need time to figure out how
they can preserve US Saudi relationships, like preserve the optics
so people don't go, what the funk are we still
doing talking to these guys? Why that's the bottom line.
Why would they do that so horrifically? Is it to
send a message to other journalists, Oh yeah, I'm sure
on some level, or that they can be like yo,
or to other dissident Saudis they can be like we

(48:04):
can touch you where you are, and this is how
bad it is. And there's how bad it is, and
look at the US didn't do shit. Yeah, and that's what.
Then that's the message that's sort of generally around the world,
which is why we talked about this last week, like
Putin's just so down with sending like his square faced
assassin goon squads to poison people, or like you know
the yeah, well the well these the videos of them.

(48:30):
There was like there was an interview with them on RT,
like the Russian News network, and my god, it couldn't
have looked like more obvious that these guys didn't know
what was going on there, Like they said they were
touristic something like, yes, the church is one of the oldest,
and like they're wearing like near military garb, like they're
like there's no life in their eyes. Like these look
like professional poisoners. Anyway, you can't poison somebody with like

(48:54):
too much caffeine or too much nicotine, like just like
injecting that into them. They keep using poisons that are
exclusively and exclusive, yeah, exclusive on that that can specifically
be traced back to them because you know they want
to send you poison them with bored extract exactly. Um. Yeah,

(49:14):
And they've threatened global economic chaos. If if you funk
with US, watch just start slowing down oil production. You think,
how how is four dollars a barrel going to look
for y'all? Yeah, Like, and I think that's the card
that they're sitting on too, so you know, start riding
a bike or something. At the same time, the US
has chosen that Saudi Arabia is the country where they

(49:36):
do not depose leaders and like go in and start
wars because they threatened to funk with oil exports, where
whereas Iran they've been doing that for decades. But yeah,
I mean that is the depressing thing is that SUP
producer Nick Stump was pointing out that this is probably
something where they are too big, they're too important to

(49:58):
the economy to funk with. Essentially, it's a it's almost
like after the financial crisis, when you couldn't let the
banks fail because then the whole economy would fail. It's
like if you if you funk with Saudi Arabia and
they just stop exporting oil, then the whole economy goes
and that just has reverberations across the region, just the

(50:21):
whole It's it's a wild domino effect. Yea, So why
anybody would want to be president is beyond me. Yeah,
you gotta eat a lot of ship. So well, this
this goes back to my theory that we should just
give out the presidency at random. No, that's an actual
A guy threatened to blow himself up in Washington, d C.

(50:43):
They had to arrest him because he was planning like
had the stuff to blow himself up and his political
theory like the thing he wanted the government changed to.
Like Drudge, we talked about it the other day. Drudge
made it seem like he was a Democrat who was
just mad at but he actually wanted to give power
out at random. And super producer Nick Stunf looked at

(51:06):
that political ideology and said that it's been used like
once or twice and sometimes it works out. Yeah, there's
a guy who just wrote a book about it and
he's doing Ted Talks. Not the guy who threatened to
blow himself up about it though. That guy is just
one of those people who saw Ted Talk and is
way too into it. Saw one Ted Talk. I'm gonna

(51:28):
show you, h you only have to work four hours
a week, all right. I wanted to go out talking
about just one of the sadder professions apparently, which I So.
Being a veterinarian is what every empathetic kid wants to
do when they grow up. You wanna take care of animals,
and there's apparently being a veterinarian, at least in America

(51:53):
is very difficult because you come into contact with a
lot of owners who will put down a three year
old dog because it has a broken leg, and they're like, Okay,
how much would it cost to fix it? Okay, how
much would it cost to put them down? Okay, well
I'll go with putting them down because that's cheaper um

(52:13):
and it's just fucked man. Yeah. Well, they did a
survey and they found that there's they call it widespread
moral distress among veterinarians because a lot of vets, right, like,
when you go to a vet, you typically go to
one vet unless you're moving around, and so they kind
of they see your pet from like the beginning till
those whole lives, and sometimes if the pet needs more care,

(52:34):
they really build relationships with it. And they've noticed like
their two versions, right, one is like what Jack saying,
it's like, why don't want a three legged dog or
pay for a broken leg to be fixed on the money,
so put it down? Or the other one is trying
to like sustain the life when it's clearly much more
humane to have the dog put to sleep. So they
feel both extremes. And they were saying that of the

(52:58):
eight hundred vets that they or serving had felt moderate
to severe distress about not being able to give animals
what they thought was the right care. Yeah, and it's
like most medical professions, it has a high rate of
suicide just because you have access and the knowledge of
you know, you have access to the medication and the

(53:19):
knowledge of how much to take to kill yourself, and
so it's bad. That's what they said. Yeah, they got
to train vets like earlier on in their careers to
know like, this is what you're gonna deal with. And
also like they're also really stressing, hey, to teach these
people self care even when you're training them to become
better name, because that this is a massive part of
the job. Yeah, it's like, well, I mean, think about

(53:42):
how much more frequently animals and pets die than humans.
It would be like being a doctor where you're patients
die like five times as often as Jack of us.
How about how about this? How about your vet? Right,
people come in, they go, my dog's leg is broken,
and you go, okay, and I want to put them

(54:03):
down there. You go, all right, I'm gonna kill myself
if you put your dogs out, And then they go,
all right, Jess, Because if you're gonna kill yourself anyway,
use it as leverage. There you go, huh, welcome to
Julian's vets. Can we go out on just some good news?

(54:24):
All right, let's do some good news. Okay. I have
to bring this up because we talked a lot about
Cardi B. Because I love Cardi B. But apparently there's
some real fucking movement going on because Fran Dresser, I think,
told People Magazine an interview that she is in talks
with Cardi B's reps to reboot The Nanny, in which
Cardi B could possibly play Fran Dresser's daughter, and this

(54:46):
all happened. They're like, oh, that's interesting, what happened. She's like, wow,
she has a funny voice like me. And then there
was an i G post that Cardi did like earlier
this year where she was going head to toe chee
to print like outfit and her caption was just Fran Dresser.
If fran Drescher saw them, I was like, oh, maybe
I'm really like they love me, Yeah, maybe we can
bring this back. This story actually bums me out because

(55:10):
like that has sort of activated. Yeah, like fran Dresser
just like scanning the headlines looking for some Sure, well
I'm sure it was like some younger family members like
Cardi B. Talked about you on fran I'm sure she
has her own kids who are up on Cardi B.
But that would be a very interesting reboot and shows
you man, Cardi B. You're getting mainstreamed very quickly. And

(55:30):
since you thought that was a bummer, let me ad one. Like,
the problem is it has to be on HBO, right,
the would be awesome, right, Well, the next reboot that's
happening is Real World. Because Real World hasn't been on
long enough. They're bringing it to Facebook Watch, as if
Facebook didn't have enough shitty video But uh yeah, I
mean because I think they're rebooting Daria and Eon Flux,
but they didn't say where it was going in Real
World also, and now we know it'll be Facebook Watch.

(55:53):
But this ain't your Grandpa's or our real world. This
is some gen Z social media ship it because now
like they're offering like interactive opportunities for viewers. Not only
will fans get to vote on one person to join
the house before the season begins, but they will also
be able to connect with the cast via Facebook Live
and they have they'll do premieres watch parties. Additional social

(56:14):
elements will be announced at a later date, so yeah, hey,
good luck with that. What was your favorite Real World season?
We're so old old I missed out of this depression,
but I feel now now. My favorite Real World season
was probably I only watched like a handful. I think
it was probably the one with Puck and Pedro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(56:38):
San Francisco was a peanut butter with his fingers. He
did yeah, and I remember when he was on Punck
was on Cribs. He picked up dogship with his bare hand.
The's like, welcome to my house, and there's like a
dog and goes bare handed, and you're a loser. My
favorite was Miami. I don't know why that was because
there was some wild people on that cast too, and

(56:58):
Hawaii to Will Smith was welcome to Miami. I like
Hawaii too. That there was yeah, yo, I see very
troubled young woman Ruthie ruth Yo. Well, first of all,
I saw I used Ruthie out all the time around
two thousand and six to two thousand and eight. Also,
I used to smoke weed with Tech who was also

(57:20):
remember Tech Yo. He lived right around the corner from me,
and suddenly we smoked like three blunds. I went to
with Ruthie did you. Yeah, And I used to perform
at the Comedy Club and in New Brunswick, New Jersey,
and she would be in the crowd all the time. Yeah,
she And then I think once the real world happened,
she was just a mainstay out here. I'll see Adam
from that cast too, who I think whose dad was
in the Commodores or something like that. I see him

(57:41):
at the bowling Alley. Sometimes it's too stressful, so I'm
part of the show. If I want to watch the show,
I'm part of the show. I don't want to do that.
I just want to watch a show. All this interactive
stefs like too much. It's like homework one kids. They
and I was never watching mad Men and be like,
I choose what don does know? It's not like a
second screen experience exactly. To watch like sort of emotionally

(58:04):
unstable youngsters just get drunk and crying, fight like hell
on Earth to make it. Yeah, one step to them
doing like death match is basically for kids to vote
which one's gonna fight today. Julian, it's been a lot
of fun having you. Man. Where can people find you?
Follow you? I'm at Jules mac on Twitter. Ju Easy
m a C. I'm at Julian McCullough on Instagram and

(58:27):
I don't use Facebook because I don't get it anymore.
I don't understand. It's too depressed, too old. Well now
you have to get back into it because they have
the real world. So uh yeah, and that's it. And
I'm on tour all the time, so go check my
Julian McCullough dot com. And oh in the soft Spot
is my podcast and it's great. We just had Ross
Markwan from Walking Dead and he was amazing. Ross Mark Quan. Yeah,

(58:49):
where can he is Jamaican? Isn't he the impression dude? Yeah,
he's unbelievable. Yeah, the next level. I gave him my
idea for the He should be in a show called
The Walking Dead where it's just Christopher walking as a zombie.
Brian's yeah, it's just him and Kevin Pollock. And is

(59:10):
there a tweet you've been enjoying? Okay, my favorite tweet
from recent times is at Trumpet Cake. His name is
Ted travel Steady's a comedy writer. He's very funny. Uh
he says, uh, always carry a potato wrapped in foil
to a party. It's a conversation starter. Ever seen a
lion's egg? A conversation avoid excuse me? Hot hot, hot,
hot hot, A conversation ender. Just got this, sister removed?

(59:32):
Feel how heavy? Always carry a potato wrapped in foil
to a party? Uh, Miles, where can people find? Oh? Man,
it's probably a lipoma. Uh. You can find me on
Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Uh. Tweet I
like is from my sister from another Mr barbera Gray

(59:53):
at Babs Gray and said I'm horny and lonely. I'm Hornley,
the newest member of Sesame Street. I love Bab's greg. Uh.
You can follow me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
There's a tweet about so. The New York Post tweeted
Rapping dem raised three point eight million for campaign against

(01:00:17):
Republican with a picture of the Democrat and Matt Mitton
Tall tweeted, this is a story about a Rhodes scholar
with a Harvard law degree running for Congress and off
state New York. But the New York Post refers to
him as rapping Dem because he once rapped Oh yeah,
that's a way to make him seem less qualified. A

(01:00:39):
part of the racist push and the duties. You got
Oxford educated and a motherfucking Harvard Law school graduate Elkin. Yeah,
and then this band Fox at this band Fox tweeted
honestly R E M. Fox and I grew up a
big R M fran so frequency ken uh. And you
can follow us on Twitter at Dave lee Ze Guys

(01:01:00):
for at the Daily Zi Guys on Instagram. We have
a Facebook fan page on a website, Daily zi guys
dot com where we post our episodes and our footnote
we link off to the information that we talked about
in today's episode, as well as the song we ride
out on. You can also find that information in the
show notes and Miles book song are we gonna write out? Okay,
So we're gonna play a little remix from this artist,

(01:01:22):
Jordan's rack Haye, and I might be mispronouncing that, but
it's a remix by Tom Mish and it's a very
nice little R and B track. What it's done with
really nice minimal production, uh, really good dress drum patterns.
I love the beat, I love the remix, I love
the vibration. Just the weekend get into some midnight mischief,
but not not like any illegal ship you know what

(01:01:44):
I mean. Just questionable, just that's the limit. Questionable but
not Ellie. Okay, yeah, alright, well we're going to ride
out on that. We will be back on Monday. We'll
talk to you then. Be safe. How do the weekend? Guys? Fine?
Right y? It was started by its it down foot

(01:02:15):
so to typify, says, she called me mister under misty
skies here to get there, quicker waver through the night,
because that's you leave, mister