Alexa, Was My Life Good? JFK: Solved! 10.15.18

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season fifty three, Episode
one of Didis Guys were Monday, October two thousand eight teen.
My name's Jack O'Brien a ka no woman, no Brian,
no woman O'Brien. Hey, and that was courtesy of Hannah

(00:21):
Sultis always. That was also my nickname in high school.
And a thrill to be joined uh no no woman
obro And I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Life is like a
hurricane hearing ziberg over unders Hosnier. It's Ziebler my Solber

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mystery or me Ryank history, ZiT gang Whoo. Every day
they're out there making ZiT guys whoo tales with Tator's
O'Brien and Miles Gray. Oh who that was? I started
in my rhythm the last part. But you know what.
Shout out to you, Lauren Pacell and you're a wonderful husband.

(01:06):
At just Chen that was like a marriage came together
to create that wonderful Ducktails inspired. They're like that married
couple that wrote let It Go Right all the great
Disney song. Hey, yeah, I might have a future. Yeah
what We're thrilled to be joined on our third seat
by one of the hosts of the Amazing Beckdel Cast,
hilarious comedian Latin dancer U t I. She is Caitlin

(01:29):
Dante A k A. Are you ready for another Yeah,
Caitlin Durante anagrams too, trained in a cult, trained in
a cult. Trained, Yeah, like I got my training in
a cult. Yes, yes, yeah, you're Nike Cortez is in

(01:50):
Purple hood. You look wonderful so much. They wear a
purple hood a shroud. I think right, they had that
purple shroud. I don't even know what about Marshall Apple
at Heaven's Gate and they were trying to get on
the Hailbop comment castrated themselves before killing themselves. I guess
you can't do it after, but it seems like a
bad last thing to do. Please hit me with another Instagram. Oh,

(02:13):
I've got one more. It's uh. This comes from at
Aaron Walmack shared you're in clad Taint. It's great. You
might just have the best name for anagrams. All right, well,
we're gonna get to know you even better. But first

(02:35):
we're gonna tell our listeners what they're in store for.
We're gonna be talking about Amazon's five new Echo gadgets
and just the ambient computing in general. Also, we'll mention
Amazon's policy. I think the last time we were talking
about them, we were talking about the fact that they
went up to fifteen dollars an hour. Yeah, we'll talk
about how they accomplished that. We're gonna talk about the

(02:58):
president's plan to replace NICKI Haley. Uh, We're gonna talk
about the financial world because yeah, you you go to
me for financial advice for the market report, and I'm
here to continue telling you what's up. We're gonna talk
about an amazing attempted stunt by the Republican Party in Arizona.

(03:19):
Straight dumbness, Straight dumbness, Mr Dumbness, Mr Tumnus. We're gonna
talk about the mad Max festival that's gone down in California.
And I am going to further solve the JFK assassination
fire up. Might not have been a JFK assassination in
the first place. That doesn't sound like anything, but it'll

(03:44):
make sense later. Anyways, Caitlin, what's something from your search
history that is reveeling about who you are? I googled
Jurassic Park, doctor Grant hat. Okay, because I intend to
potentially dress up as a combination of Doctor Grant and
Dr Sadler from Jurassic Park. I'm going to do my

(04:04):
own couple's costume. Dr Nelly Grant. Yeah so much. Um,
what kind of hat is that? That's why I had
to google it because it's not a fedora. It's not
a cowboy hat. It's like something in the middle. But like,
I don't know what that type of hat. Grant, what's
the home wasn't? Uh? What's the other doctor's name, Dr
Ian Malcolm? Perhaps? No, no, no, the other the doctor Ellie?

(04:28):
I thought it was Nella. Okay, anyway, it looks like
somebody who like owns a coffee plantation in like Venezuela
would wear dr I thought it was a Indiana Jones hat. No,
like it it's like a why it's like a cowboy hat,
but it's like kind of made of organic material intra
straw or something. It's like a fedora with like a
brim that's way too wide or so. I don't know

(04:51):
if you know what type of hat that's called, so
I can buy it. I mean, when you googled it,
did you see that there's just Fedora's dot com and
then Jurassic Park hats. Dr Grant's straw hat is the
stets in Retro Panama straw Fedora Oh okay, and the
skull of Great three Panama ce crown hat hello with

(05:11):
the black ribbon. Okay, Well now and now I know
for the Lord during character, will you have one of
your arms just up to the shoulder covered in ship
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll probably get like a little like
a plastic glove and then rub some chocolate on it.
Or you just go to any livestock yard they have
those gloves that go up to the shoulders. Yeah. I'll
just go to a lot of card place, go up

(05:33):
to five you right there. One thing I always googled
in Jurassic Park was what then happened to Samuel Jackson?
You know what I mean? Because his arm just pops
up in the thing, and I found out. I interviewed
and I was like, yo, you have to like, what
the why did your arm you? We saw you and
then your arm just touched her in that room which
is trying to turn on the breakers. Basically, the hurricane
blew the set down and he was supposed to have

(05:55):
a chase scene where Raptors were like running, like chasing
him into that space. But the hurricane wipe the set out,
so they're like, we can't shoot it, so we'll just
improvise and just say your arm showed up. I didn't
really need more backstory for what was other than always
I guess it's happened to him. I guess it's weird
that the raptors like put his arms at um. Well

(06:20):
they're very clever, yes, clever girls. So what is something
you think is overrated? The Bradley Cooper a star is born?
Who is overrated? Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I
thought it was a born identity movie? What and Bradley
Cooper was the new Jason Bourne? You thought? And I

(06:40):
should say that because people tend to think everything we
say on this show is real. I know what pomple
moose was, you cools. I've had people I said that,
and well, Lacroix does silly made up words for flavors
like pomple moose, and people have been hitting me like
daily being like, yo, pomple moose is French for it's
on the can. Yeah, it's no ship, it's right there.

(07:02):
It's translated. You'll notice this is not a real news show.
It's half a sec thing where comedians talk about nonsense.
That was the joke. So why is A Star is
Born overrated? I don't know. I thought it was way
too long. It's over two hours long. It's kind of
sloppy and it's storytelling. Wow, it's yeah, I don't know,

(07:23):
like just like things that could have explored in terms
of like what it's like to like become a celebrity
and all this is like kind of gets glossed up
name the whole, like not to spoil anything, but how
it treats is like should we not spoil it? Because
my main all right, my main problem with it is

(07:45):
a major spoiler. But it just the ending seems unearned.
Give people. Let's give people two weeks and then after
that you're like, I'm sorry you missed the book, and
regular media consumers are talking about it. Um, you really
nick picking the structure as if you know a lot
about film. Well, thank you for noticing. What is your background? Well,
I just happened to have a master's degree in screenwriting

(08:07):
for Boston Universe. I don't I can't believe I get
a sound effect. Oh goodness, gracious yes, I would never.
I hate to mention it. I hate to bring it up,
but I do have those I love making it. You
mention it, and that's why you have that giant belt
buckless so you don't have to mention it. Because as

(08:31):
well as my locket and my shirt right overall, you
just felt he was the overrated part. What did you
enjoy the film as a home No, I mean Bradley
Cooper's isn't like he's the director. I'm sorry, Yeah, because
there are several other stars born. Yes, yes, it's a franchise. Um.
Performance was good. Yeah, I thought that the movie was

(08:52):
well acted, I would say, but um, as far as
a movie that was entertaining for me personally to watch it,
it was not fell short. So let's move on to
maybe a movie you enjoyed more and you're underrated. Oh,
I'd be happy to the full monty as. If you
have a film podcast, it's almost as what is the

(09:15):
Bechtel Cast? By the way, I just forgot. Oh yeah,
I'm happy you. Um, it's a podcast where we talk
about the portrayal and representation of women in movies through
an intersectional feminist lens. And it's fun and Jamie frequent
podcast guest Jamie Loftus is my yeah, yeah, yeah, uh,

(09:36):
And we pick a different movie every time. We just
celebrated our one hundred episodes. Would you do for your
We did Writers of the Lost Arc Interest, which I
believe it or not, does not farewell when it comes
to representing women. But she can drink so much. I
know I very much like her in that way. Oh

(09:58):
that's right. That first scene. Huh isn't that herd just
doing wild shots? Yeah, she's taking like shots of just
like hard liquor. Was the significance of that? Because it's
a favorite of you guys, is that movie or it's
a favorite of mine? And it features Alfred Molina? Yeah,
locked in ben Diagram. It's almost like you guys are

(10:20):
dismantling the patriarchy one movie at a time. It's almost
it's almost an almost guys are saying boilerplate. It's one
of my favorite podcasts. Were so thrilled to me on
the network. What's great about the Full Monty? It's well,
there's not many women in that movie either, but that's
what's great about it. Moving but they danced so hot

(10:42):
and there's an Arsenal reference which I like, yeah, check
it out. Not a super well known films. I felt
like when it came out, though, like what is that seven?
Like everyone was talking about it? Right? Yeah. So I
grew up in l A, so I always people films
were like a thing that was talked about. I lived
in Kentucky at the time, and it was still a

(11:04):
thing that was being talked about there. But it wasn't
a thing that really lasted. I feel, yeah, yeah, it's
not like one of those movies that people think of
as a classic. They should, right, I throw it in
the category of Billy Elliott and Waking Ned Divine, like
British movies that broke through. What is a myth? What's

(11:28):
something people think is true that you know to be false. Well,
staying consistent on the movie theme here, Um, did you
know that The Snowman, the two thousand seventeen film, is
not a movie about a man who was bitten by
radioactive snow? No? I had no idea. Well, okay, it

(11:51):
was a prequel to Jack Frost, in which it's just
the Snowman before it becomes possessed by Michael Keaton, and
it's just the Snowman sitting there. This kid I went
to elementary school with. He was a bully who bullied
the main character kid in Jack Frost, like one of
the snowboard punks. And then he was just found with

(12:12):
like a carrot through his neck and he had his
eyes were taken out. And that movie is wild. I
rewatched that last year. Jack Frost. I've never seen it.
Oh wow, it's a feat with your with your technical
knowledge and film you would love it. Oh yeah, we'll
be sure to cover it on the Battel Cast. So
the Snowman is that one that was really bad? That

(12:32):
was like Mr Policeman. I didn't see that one either,
but I do know enough. So how do you know
it's not about a radio? Right? You're right? So I shouldn't.
I'm trying to mythbust over here, and I don't even
know the material that it was terrible? Right? You really
as garbage? Right? That's a recurring bit on Caitlin's Twitter.

(12:55):
You can every time a movie comes out with man
in the Oh yeah, what was the last one? Did
I feel like I just read one like in the
last couple of weeks. Probably I don't remember. Anyway, Well,
we're going to move on to the news of the day,
of our moment of the zeitgeist. So Amazon's releasing five

(13:16):
new Echo gadgets, and I thought this was a good
opportunity for us to talk about ambient computing, just this
idea of homes that are run by computers that aren't visible,
that we're not interacting with in any physical way, because
I've been reading for years that this is the future,
and now I'm starting to see it in daily life.

(13:39):
It's probably the most useful piece of technology in my
home when it comes to parenting, because you don't want
your kids talking to you talking to you exactly, but
you don't want them having to interact with screens too
much or you know, my son can get fixated on
like buttons. So but he knows how to just tell

(14:00):
Alexa to play a song. I don't have to take
out a two. You can speak in full sentences. No,
he just knows to say, Alexa play happy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
he likes that for us, but yeah, that's one of
the first forms of language that he knows. He doesn't
he doesn't speak in full sentences that often, but he

(14:21):
can talk to Alexa pretty easily. And I've read articles
from other parents who say the same thing that it's
just super intuitive to kids, and it just you know,
having something that you don't have to take out and
look at is just really helpful at least when it
comes to parenting. What other stuff do kids do on Alexa?

(14:43):
Besides being like play this song, there's like games. You
can play jeopardy. Uh. In fact, when I said the
other day, I was like, let's go watch my friend
Alex on Jeopardy, he ran to the Alexa and thought
we were going to play Jeopardy on Alexa. Yeah, so
plays Jeopardy already. No, I mean we we just like together. Basically,

(15:04):
I thought he was like, I'm trying to get good
so that I can challenge He's dude, He's which is
destroying the world four nights in a row. You know
a lot of parents do have their kids interact with it.
That's why I think a while back, we're talking about
how there was like a Nanni mode, like a Mary
Poppins mode that makes your kids say please and thank you,

(15:26):
because like too many kids like parents are like yo,
I don't like that. My kid is just getting used
to like demanding ship from a thing. So they have
those kinds of things built in for the children. Well,
my biggest problem with these types of things is like
they're all female or feminized voices. So it's like, hey, boss,
this woman around because women are his have historically been

(15:47):
in service roles, so like we use a society. I
feel comfortable just being like, dude, this for me, play
this song. Yeah, I think you can change, Like I know,
on your phone, Siri can be something else. I don't
wonder if Amazon you can not. But Google's main voice
thing is a young man seigm. Yeah. Yeah, but the

(16:09):
things that they're releasing are you know, pretty echo show.
It's like a TV screen they put with a screen,
which ruins the thing that I was just talking about.
There's also they're just releasing outlets that you can control
with your voice, so like just all the different devices
in your house he can turn on and off with
just voice commands. Doesn't that make you feel more vulnerable though,

(16:33):
Like I don't think it's providing me that much of
a convenience where I'm like, yeah, I want something that
is connected to the Internet to do that. I mean,
the lex I'm fine with whatever, Like I'm just asking
you to play like Jay Diller or something. But like
a switch. I just think of that part in Mr.
Robot where they hacked that woman's house and like how
her fucking fire alarms and ship going off and you
had to leave and their thermostats are going old. Anyway,

(16:55):
That's how I think the world world works, right, right,
That's an insight to my mind. I just feel like
it's going to be so intuitive eventually that we'll just
constantly have a recording of every conversation that we have
just across like anywhere, and we can be like, Okay,
what was that babysitter's phone number or what was like

(17:15):
just call up all these things and it will just
be able to kind of use our memories we already don't,
you're right, but yeah, like think about being able to
just always have like a record of everything that was
setting your house that you can be like, you know
that Black Mirror episode right exactly and look at all

(17:38):
the problems to cause that couple. Well that one was
that was like all memories, right, you like rewind from
your memory like and like what happened here again? And
wait till your Google glasses do that ship though. Yeah,
but they're basically working on making this is what they're
putting a lot of their R and D into and
since they have all the money in the world, that's
a lot of R and D research and development budget

(18:01):
that's going into that in Google and Apple and Amazon,
and you know, there's actually selling these things at a
loss to just get them inside your home because they
feel like this is like they're planting a virus. Yeah,
like a tollhole that they can then build out like
an entire infrastructure on top of these devices. They're thinking,

(18:23):
like fucking dope dealers. Yeah, yeah, give them that first
hit for free. All capitalism is it's a dope dealing. Yeah,
there's that movie, Uh, The Act of Killing or is
that what it's called the documentary that's what it is, um,
But yeah, it's like this foreign country that had a
big genocide essentially, and the people who committed the genocide

(18:47):
are still in power and it follows them along around
as they like deal with the knowledge of having committed
a genocide. But in that country, like the coolest thing,
like the ideal figure is the gangster, and it's basically
that versus communism. They think of the gangster as the
epitome of capitalism, and they're just like, yeah, oh, that

(19:08):
was one about the Indonesia. Yeah, the act of killing.
Yeah yeah, and like they were re enacting ship right, yeah, murder.
It's a great movie. Anyways, Amazon screws their workers. They
took away all their benefits to pay for those higher
hourly wages, so employees will actually make less money overall

(19:28):
with this wage increase of quote unquote, So that's how
they keep all the money in the world. Yeah, yeah,
that's so funny where they're like, wow, fifteen dollar minimum wage,
but we're eliminating your bonuses and stock awards. Yeah it's
not good. What then, but now you can, when you're
in the kitchen just say, Alexa, set my egg timer

(19:50):
for thirty seconds. So I mean that's good, Alexa, find
me a job right there? You alright, we're gonna take
a quick break. We'll be right back. And her back.
And the hunt is on for a replacement for Nicky Haley,

(20:15):
and the Trump administration apparently has some ideas about who
they want to go with, right yeah, well, so obviously
Nicki Haley. She resigned as UN ambassador and somehow resigned
without Trump like tearing her down on Twitter and like
have this really nice thing where they're like, oh, I
love her. And so now that she's leaving, they're like, okay,

(20:36):
we can only have a woman replace her, because right
now they're looking at the optics and they're so one dimensional.
They're thinking, they're like, okay, well, what's his approval rating
with women? Okay, Now they are in a scramble to
crown some lady, some woman to be queen smoke scream
of patriarcha before the mid terms to help people. And
now this is a quote from an actual White House

(20:57):
aid they want they want to have a woman announced
a woman before the mid terms to help people. Quote
get over all the Kavanaugh stuff, all the Kavanas, all
the Kavanaugh stuff, my new podcast stuff. Yeah. So that
was very I mean, you know, they're very transparent to
what they're thinking here. But then you know, Dina Powell

(21:19):
was someone that they were talking about bringing back. Uh
and she is actually just raking up the leaves and
the cash at Goldman Sacks and basically withdrew her name.
They're like, no, no no, no, I don't want anything with this.
I'm making so much money at Goldman Sacks, now please
leave me alone. Uh. So you know that the hunt continues,
I know Trump would love for Ivanka to be the

(21:39):
UN ambassador. But he's like, but they're gonna think it's nepotism, right,
he said, she's obviously the most qualified in the world,
but because she made handbags in China, right, Like, I
really have you have no foreign policy experience, but whatever,
you know, Jared Kushner solving the Middle East with So yeah,

(21:59):
maybe it's good insight into the mind of somebody, like
a corrupt person who you know, he's convinced himself that
his daughter is literally the smartest person in the world,
so he doesn't have to feel like, you know, or
he just knows he can control them, right you know, well,
yeah there's that too, But I think I think liars
and people who are corrupt, like have convinced themselves of

(22:22):
convenient details like theyre so that it's not so hard
to decisions make those decisions. He just gets to believe
that his daughter is the smartest, most competent person in
the history of the universe. Yeah, well, hopefully this will
help people get over all the Kavanaugh stuff, right, just
like that, So, speaking of Dina pal being at Goldman,

(22:45):
Saxon just absolutely raking it up. And we think that
Nicki Haley at least partially is leaving to go just
make tons of money, because right now is just high
time to be robbing the country of all its money.
And I think there's some acknowledgement on their behalf that
like this, this won't last forever, so better get in

(23:06):
while we can, right. So, this story has been on
the dock for a couple of weeks. That it was
the tenure anniversary of the financial crisis last month, and
a lot of the stories about that were kind of
acknowledging that they never really solved the problem, at least

(23:26):
the structural problem as it exists, because the yeah, of
the crash, I mean they solved it in the sense
that they funded the ship out of the banks, and
you know, the market has gone back up and they've
made it really beneficial to make money on the stock market,

(23:47):
but they haven't like the way they solved it is
just could cause additional structural issues. They treated the symptoms
but not the actual problem. Yeah. Yeah, And by the way,
so I talked about the stock mark a dropping last
week and you know, it's just been a real roller
coaster ever since then, guys. But uh so, somebody explained

(24:09):
it to me in plain English. They said, essentially, the
stock market has been accelerating in growth, and the federal
bank got worried about inflation and raised interest rates. That
makes government bonds more attractive, so people sold their stocks
to buy bonds. So that's what all that stuff that
sounded like English. I know that person's name is master

(24:31):
defenist rator darvitt C on Twitter. Uh. But anyways, their
studies suggesting that the good times you know, America since
the financial crash has experienced just NonStop growth and expansion
of the markets. But the economists just wrote an article saying,
you know, we're due for a recession. The all the

(24:53):
conditions are right for an eventual recession. And one of
the things they're pointing to is just that the American
economy has never experienced growth and expansion at this rate
for more than ten years. And they're saying that the
state of the you know, global market is not prepared

(25:14):
for a another recession. And the thing that just struck
me when reading about the last market crashes that the
first one basically happened when Wall Street banks preyed on
people who couldn't pay back the loans they were giving
them and the way we got out of it was
to bail out the banks. And so today, you know,

(25:37):
the banks are making more money than they've ever made before,
and the people who kind of got screwed during the
first crash never really got made whole in any real sense.
And they were saying that today twenty million more people
rent than own homes compared to before the financial collapse.
So that was like a big part of the financial

(25:58):
collapse was the real estate market. The way they addressed
it was by just giving all the money to the banks.
Now the banks on all the homes and they just
like rent them out to people essentially. Yeah, so the
market is doing extremely well because banks have all the money,
and you know, corporations are doing incredibly well because of
the tax cut. Uh. So it seems like it's an

(26:19):
experiment in you know, they don't want the stock market
to crash because that's how you kick off recessions. So
what if you just fund like the top ten percent
and only fund the corporations and the banks and just
don't worry about the rest of the country. What's going
to happen, and whether it's pitchforks and torches or you know,

(26:40):
some sort of market crash. It will probably eventually manifest
itself in somewhere or another. Well, the American empire is
collapsing as we speak. So that's this is that makes sense,
that tracks with most empirical collapse. Yeah, it just seems
like not an overall sustainable model. You see how every
thing you just described was the actual plot of the snowman.

(27:05):
That's right, and he was the one to save us.
He's our savior. He's like, whoa guys, let me let
me get ahold of this thing. I'm a snowman. Let's
talk about the Arizona congressional race between Democrat Tom O'Halloran. Yeah,
Tom o'hiller, and he is an incumbent congressman in Arizona
Democrat and he's went running against a woman named Wendy Rogers.

(27:28):
But that's that's not really the point here. So apparently
last week at Tomahoneran's campaign office, two young men came in. Uh.
They said they were college students, and they came with
a jar of money and they said they we would
like to make a donation to the Tom Ohiller and campaign. Uh.
And they're like, okay, cool, give us your jar of money.
They had about thirty nine bucks in it, and they're

(27:49):
like they're like, oh, can we get a receipt for this?
And they're like, oh yeah, sure sure, and they're like,
we're from the Northern Arizona University Communist Party, like young Communists,
and you put that on the receipt, Like they really
wanted to receipt that basically said I take money from
communists essentially was like something. They're like, they're like, I need,
I just need this receipt. So the second they were

(28:10):
like really insisting on that, they knew they could smell
some ship. They knew some dumbness was going down, and
the finance director for his campaign, Lindsay Coleman, was not
here for the dumbness. She took the money, drove immediately
to the local Republican like field office, and just there's
like a video of it where she's like, Hi, I
had two young men who came in. They said their
names were like something and something, uh like they tried

(28:34):
to donate money to a campaign, but I felt like
something was wrong. She's like, oh, wait, there he is,
and one of the guys in the campaign office like
sees the camera and goes in the door. He gave
a false name to them. They're like, oh, I think
his name was Jose or something, and and the guys like, no,
that's Oscar, and they're like, okay, Well, then Oscar came
and said his name was this other thing. He's like,
and that's illegal. Uh So this is kind of where

(28:56):
they're at now, where they're like resorting to the dumbest
fucking tactics to try and get any kind of advantage,
as we've seen just with voter suppression is obviously the
most aggressive one, but then it all trickles down to
ship like this where you're like, hey, make it look
like he took communist money or whatever, like are we
living in the fifties, Like do you think that's gonna

(29:18):
swing your like race? I mean, I don't know all
of the factors that are being weighed in this race
that if somehow teying him to Communism would do it,
But it just felt like really odd and a sad
attempt at trying to get one up on your opponent. Yeah,
what was our plan? Then they're like going to run
a smear campaign to be likes money from communist quite
literally yes, And then they would be like, wait, those

(29:39):
guys work for the Republican Party, and it's just so
it's really sloppy. So brave of them then for pretending
to be communists when they're actually Republicans. Brave I think, Yeah,
you're right, we're overlooking the real, the real, the real
heroes in this story, not the finance director. I wonder
if they were addressed like like Castro era guerrillas, like

(30:00):
from like their sixties. Yeah. One guy's dressed like yeah,
like like check a vara, and the other dude is
like like you know, Stalin or something. And there there
is video that you can check that somehow got out
of Lindsay Coleman, the finance director, just going in and
being like, hey, we just had some going oh there. Yeah,

(30:22):
it's so weird. The guy immediately goes yeah and then
qualks into another room and it's so bad and this
is like just you know, it's illegal. I'm gonna probably
tell the FEC and the police about this because this
is nonsensical. Yeah, there's just all sorts of more news
at the end of last week about voter purges. I

(30:46):
think there was something happening in Indiana where they purged
two hundred thousand people from their voter roles and like
twenty thousand of them were illegally purged, and yeah, just
insanely aggressive attempts at suppressing the vote. And even North
Dakota too had a voter ideal law upheld by the

(31:08):
Supreme Court that would like keep a lot of Native
Americans living in that area from voting. To what is
the possible argument, like when when Democrats go back aggressively
at this or like let's say the Democrats once they
get into power fifty years from now after the Third
World War, Let's say they say, we want Australia's law

(31:30):
in place where you have to vote or you face
like a small fine, but you do have to vote
like that, it's a it's the law, you know. Uh,
And Australia has like a ninety eight percent you know
participation in voting and therefore Australia's population is better represented

(31:51):
by their government than would then they are in our country.
Like what is the possible like ideological argument just because
the government can't force you to do anything, just like
with like when they're talking about like with Obamacare and stuff,
they were trying to argue that like they can't force
people into a plan or whatever that or you know

(32:12):
what I mean. Like there, it's it's gonna fall on
some kind of freedom argument like you shouldn't they shouldn't.
If you don't want to vote, then find it's a
right you have. But it's not a when they're making
it harder for people to vote. What is what is
their argument like other than like I know why they're
doing it voter fraud. They just claim voter fraud, so

(32:33):
they're still leaning on the voter fraud thing even though
there's that's why I just go the other way and
be like, well, then fucking prove it, right, Well, no,
that's they have said that fucking prove it and they can't,
and right, but I'm saying that's why just at the
very least, it's like saying, well, we're worried about chem
trails whatever, like, well, I don't care because that's not real.
But this is what's actually going down, sir. So you
can keep talking about that ship, but this is what's right,

(32:55):
Like there should be no laws that are infringing on
someone's ability to vote, And that's really what the argument
is against all these like wildly aggressive voter suppression laws,
because that's really like after twelve, and they took that
l Republicans just went a whole hog on, like ramping
up the dumbness, the fucory to keep people from voting

(33:16):
because they didn't like that what the electorate was starting
to look like for them, and they're like, okay, so
how do we just disfranchise all these people? Right? It's yeah,
I feel like like there's somebody isn't saying something obvious
or at the very least, give start small, right, give
people the day off to vote, like in other places,
to where it's like, yo, nobody works today, so fucking
go vote like you don't have an excuse. And I'm

(33:38):
sure some people would do the you know, close Disneyland,
make sure nobody's fucking partying. Well, you have to because
everybody has a day off. Yeah. Well that's the thing
is that I've heard it argued, Well, if you do that,
then there's still going to be stores that are open,
and you know, those people who are like more blue
collar or like hourly employees will still have to work.

(34:00):
And it's like, no, just making that making a paid
day off, you know, it's one day, you know what
I mean, So don't don't start doing these capitalist tactics
of being like, well, our bottom line of blah blah
blah are like, oh you know these people could lose,
then just pay them. Yeah. I think at the very least,
all people should be able to get on the boat

(34:21):
of let's make voting easy as possible so everybody can
participate in this representative democracy. Yeah, now that's the hopeful, Yeah,
that version of our future. Let's talk about the actual
version of our future that people are preparing for, because
there is a legitimate Mad Max festival in the California
desert going on with actual thunder with a thunder dome.

(34:46):
Now do you like the movie Mad Max? I like, yes,
I have recently seen all of the other Mad max
is as well. Not such a big fan of those, Yeah, yeah,
for sure, for sure. But the aesthetic something people love
and that idea of that world, right. So, and I
think Gelopnik on that blog because they love cars over there,

(35:06):
they found out that they got into this thing that
there's this Mad Max weekend, the road Warrior Weekend, uh,
and that it started eight years ago and that's what
they called it. But then they wanted to do something
bigger and they started calling I think it's called I
think it's called like the Wasteland Festival, Wasteland Weekend, Wasteland Weekend,
uh and like like the last one, they were like

(35:28):
over four thousand people that came and Yo, they do
not funk around like these people put so much time
and energy like into the costumes. A the journalist who
was there was like everyone is in costume the whole time,
and he's like people like me or other burning Man
type people who were just more on that other wave
they said looked like assholes because everyone is like wearing

(35:48):
skulls on their heads and like like you know, full
on mad Max carb and like you know, they spend
like weeks or like months years making custom cars that
are just sort of like feel that they come from
that you verse, it's just a really the pictures are
wild to me and I've kind of I'm interested in
it just because it's people like I just like seeing

(36:09):
people take have such an attention to detail for like
like a movie thing or any kind of I P
or something that they're into. But they have all kinds
of events that have like I said, Thunderdome where people
beat the ship out of each other in armor, and
like you can watch I mean it's safe, but there's
still people are have just amazing suits of armor and weapons. Uh.
Then there's a all gender, gloriously weird swimsuit competition as

(36:31):
they read in this article in a rate, there's a
bunch of bands that play or less fire dancing, and
even a teetotal or meet up for people whose commitment
to sobriety extends into the apocalypse. You got to have
your acalypse, so it's for everybody, you know what I mean,
even in the apocalypse, sobriety is important. It does seem
like a cool like I know, there's like a big
Lebowski festival in Kentucky on an annual basis. This feels

(36:55):
like a very cool sort of universe to play in,
like a cool sandby because like you you can build
stuff out of old scrap metal and like old cars
and ship like it just seems like there's more more
to do inside this universe. Yes, sir, I mean yeah,
the Thunderdome definitely looks like the California Love video. But like, yeah,

(37:17):
there's like people who like rig like a coffin on
a go cart, So people just like driving a like
a rusted coffin through the desert and ship. I mean,
I I don't know how diverse the group is that
participates in there. I mean I'm looking at a lot
of In another context, this would scare the ship out
of me. Right. If they're like, yes, there's mostly a
lot of beards, I would be like straight out of

(37:39):
Eat the deserts of East Oregon. But no, these you know,
it looks like Okay, I'm seeing some people coloring it
up in there. But you know, the apocalypse shall not
know hate because we're all dirty and dusty and dehydrated.
We all need a drink of water, yes, sir, to
go swimming in in our weird bathing suits. But would
you go nobout? I would probably. I would love to

(38:02):
see a documentary about it first. Yeah, but I just yeah,
I mean just seeing people live it though, there's something
that just I don't know, for someone who has like
other fandoms, I'm into when I see something, all right, Okay,
y'all got your little Harry Potter world going on. Yeah
it's a post apocalyptic world. Yeah, this, maybe I would go. Actually,
this feels like a more fun like universe to get
into them, like your Harry Potter's and your other worlds

(38:26):
that have wide devotions. I mean, look, if they're like
about people's sobriety, there they have all genders, swim suit competition.
I can't feel like it's gonna be is that whack
where you like shit, But also there's also a thing
where it's like this feels almost too close to what
a world I could experience in your future? Right, yeah,
do I want to preview of my dusty life? Can

(38:48):
you do the uh? Like, even if you are sober,
can you then like use somebody who is drunk or
on drugs as your blood bag to then get high
off of their blood? I don't know. I don't know
the bile, but yeah, you're welcome to find out. All right,
we're gonna take another quick break. We'll be right back,

(39:15):
and we're back, and yeah, it's already in. It's already begun.
Well as we know, mondays are bloyd Watch, and we
are going to get to some bloyd Watch in a moment.
But first we want to start this segment off talking

(39:35):
about one of the Tabloid's favorite subjects, that the JFK assassination.
So there's a new article in this crazy conspiracy theory
outlet known as the l A times. Oh no, they've
given you an inch now. So basically, there's people who

(39:55):
have said this for a long time that I wasn't
aware of this theory, but a lot of people both
think Oswald wasn't trying to shoot JFK. He was trying
to shoot Connolly, who was in the front seat, and
who he did shoot, and apparently he had like a
long simmering beef with Connolly, who was I think the
governor of Texas at that time. And so Connolly did

(40:17):
get shot, and you know, the bullet just went through
the president first. That was the second shot. So there
are three shots in the JFK assassination. One from Oswald
misses the car, hits nearby pavement, like the pavement comes
up and like hits the side of Connolly, like Connolly

(40:37):
had got a little cut, and I think JFK even
see him like touched the side of his neck. And
then the second shot goes through Kennedy like through his
spinal cord, like around his neck, would have killed him
even if the third shot hadn't come. And that shot
is the one that like Oliver Stone is like this
magic bullet, but it's not. There's nothing magic about it.

(41:00):
If you actually see the way the bodies were lined up,
it's just it goes on a straight line through Kennedy
into Connollie's like I think arm, and it goes like
through his arm and through his wrist. Anyways. Then there's
the third shot, which, as I've talked about before, I
believe was uh not fired from Oswald because Oswald was

(41:22):
shooting a weapon that had full metal jackets, which means
the bullet stays together, it goes through things like the
second shot did and keeps traveling, and the third shot
just disintegrated and you know, as if you've seen the
Prouder film, it like took off half of the President's head,
and you know that bullet was never found, presumably because

(41:44):
it disintegrated. And that's a different type of bullet than
the one that Oswald's gone would be firing. Because Oswald
was firing from such a distance you need like heavy
bullets that can you know, fly a long way ye
maintain his velocity. And the third shot was this fast
spinning type of thing that you see from assault weapons

(42:07):
like the a R ten, which is that basically the
guy who came up with this theory was a munitions expert,
and he was like, well, it's just weird that the
third shot didn't seem like it came from that gun
at all, and it also didn't seem like it came
from the same place. And his theory was that one
of the Secret Service agents in the trailing car, after

(42:28):
the first two shots, like pulled his gun, cocked it,
getting it ready to go, and then when Kennedy was hit,
the cars stopped slowed down. That caused the Sever Service
agent to fall forward and he let off one shot
that ended up being the third shot that took off
the side of the President's head. And then all of
the cover up that came after that was just you know,

(42:51):
them trying to cover that fact up because it's not
as you know, cool or legendary if the president dies
in an accident, and also they didn't want to ruin
this guy life. Uh, that Secret Service agent has since
passed on, but uh, you know, there's just all sorts
of reasons to suggest that. But there the this Connolly

(43:12):
theory also fits really well into that because it's like
yet another accidental thing. Like, so Kennedy he was trying
to shoot the governor of Texas and accidentally hit and
killed the most popular president of the second half of
the twentieth century, just like by accident. And it's weird
because they tried to cover that up to like when
they went to Oswald's house, there was like a notebook

(43:37):
like his diary open on the table and there was
like a thing with like Connolly's name and a dagger
through it, like dripping with blood Junior high type R
Junior high type ship and then that page just went
missing from his Yeah. So yeah, and Oswald's wife like
said multiple times during interviews like, oh, he was trying

(44:00):
to kill Connolly. He wasn't trying to kill JFK. Like
he's trying to kill Connolly. Like that's it's been like
a long held thing where there's just all sorts of evidence.
But it it also fits with the third shot coming
from the Secret Service agent because it's the sort of
thing that conspiracy theorists like don't want to believe because
it's not cool. It's just like history is like a

(44:23):
messy thing where people funk up constantly and are like
doing the thing they didn't intend to um and it's
just not fun to believe. Oh as well, it wasn't
even trying to kill JFK. JFK was just like a
accidental bystander, like how Marvin got shot in pulp fiction,
right boom, yeah, and that's how a lot of deaths happened.

(44:46):
Actually what wait? So what wait? What's in the op
ed that is giving credence to this theory? Now it's
somebody who had seen the O diary or whatever the
diary back in the day. And also so they saw
that back in the day and then had just always
like known that Connolly was the target or that Oswald
had this grudge against Connolly, like going back to he

(45:08):
was trying to get the military to not give him
a dishonorable discharge essentially because he went to Russia and
tried to defect and Russia was like, we're not that interested, man,
why don't you get out of here? And so he
came back and like couldn't find work because the military
had dishonorably discharged him. And he wrote to Connolly, who

(45:31):
at that time was the head of the Marines in Texas,
and was like, look from as a fellow texts and like,
could you help me out and take this off my record?
It would help me get work. And Connolly just kind
of motive wrote him back and was like, dude, see Caitlin,
don't slowly walk out, you know what he's talking about.
Don't be weird. This is the truth. So I don't know.

(45:52):
It's it's just interesting that they would try and cover
this up, that they have tried to cover it up.
It's also they think that this op doesn't suggest that
they're covering it up because they don't want like history
to know that it was an accident. They say that
Lyndon Johnson had a motive because he was friends with

(46:12):
Connolly and didn't want Connolly to feel bad about being
the sort of target of kennedy assassination. But I don't know,
it just it makes a lot of sense that all
of the shots that killed Kennedy were accidental too. Yeah, well,
you know I know who killed JFK. Because I saw

(46:33):
the end of the rock. I just gonna say that
that's what he was. You think that's what he was
looking on that micro film? Oh yeah, Because he says
he's like, it's like, it's the it's the photo of
the secret Service agent. He's like, you what does he say?
He's like, hey, babe, do you want to know who
shot JF you and Jamie's versions of Nick Cage because

(46:54):
her just sounds like Nixon whatever whatever, Jamie pretends to
be Nick Cage, it's Nixon all will I mean, did
this op ed? Just put everything to bed for you Jack.
It just adds to a version of history that makes
sense to me. The things happened by accident, by people
who are sucking up at their job, rather than by
evil geniuses who are like super good at their job.

(47:17):
And like, yeah, we're seeing that he's insane. Best conspiracies.
I also like how he was like, oh, I can't
get a job because of my dishonorable discharge, so I'm
sure being a murderer right right, Well, you know, at
that point, I think all bets are off. He's like,
you know, what funk this guy? Well? I still like,

(47:38):
I still like to think about what it was like
for him being up in that book depository. He takes
two shots at Connelly and he's like, god, damn it,
I just hit the president. She's like ship and he's
getting ready to go and then looks down and Kennedy's
head blows off. It's like that that I didn't do
the I didn't do the other part, right, I didn't
do the third one. It's uh, shut the funk up.

(48:01):
He did spend a lot of time claiming he was
a patsy and he was set up, and I'm sure
you would be like, what the fuck Like between his
arrest and when Jack Ruby shot him, I think it
was like twenty four hours. It was that quick. It
was quick. It was I think it was on a
Sunday that he got shot, so it might have been
more than twenty four hours. But um, that's my favorite
fucked up historical image when people make it look like

(48:23):
they're in a rock band. Yeah, that's great. You look
up Jack Ruby rock band. So awesome. It's so bad.
And not to speculate, but I'm pretty sure this whole
story is going to be the plot of the snow Too.
I just picture instead of like the hello Mr Police,

(48:44):
it's like that page from the Diary, just like a photo.
Fantastic Snowman is so good. In case you're hearing what
sounds like a drop of gastrow and us from all
a drop of Jupiter of gastro intestinal distress hacking up.

(49:12):
Finn's right next to me. He's giving me power. Right
now to get to these stories. Another thing that can
give us power, Another animal that can give us power
to get through dark and depressing turns. Love it squirrels apparently. Yeah, Okay,
I mean, you know, emotional support animals. I understand, I
get it. I understand the benefit of e s A.

(49:35):
But this story is very interesting to me because last
week there was a woman who was on a Frontier
Airlines flight from Orlando to Cleveland. Okay, already know enough
where America's two greatest cities. They are. Actually I love Cleveland,
Love Cleveland, love Orlando love Penny Hardaway. I don't know
I'm talking like Trump, but essentially she told the airline
is like, hey, I'm bringing emotional support animal on, and

(49:55):
they're like, okay, fine, that's fine, we allow emotional support
animals on. She pulls up to the airport with not
a dog or a cat, but a motherfucking squirrel, an
emotional support squirrel. So once you got on the plane
and they saw it, they're like, oh, ho, hold hold
a hold on. You can't bring this on. She's like why, Like,
we have a very we have an actual policy of
like no rodents on this plane. So I'm sorry you

(50:16):
may have to find another way to get your squirrel
to your destination. And she was not having it. Made
a huge scene, was like, well you have to like
I'm not getting off. Me and the squirrel are going
to Cleveland. And so they had to clear the plane
and the police had to remove the woman because I
think I don't know if it was because they were
like trying to like it's like, hey, no one can
shoot a camera phone while we like rough up this

(50:37):
squirrel honer or something anyway, uh, And then the flight
took off two hours later. I just really liked this
story because I like the idea of a person with
their emotional support squirrel who was so right or die
about their score and they're like, I'm sorry, we this
is my squirrel. Uh. And I think a squirrel would
be a cool pet if you could get it to
like not ship everywhere. I had a friend who found

(50:58):
like a young baby squirrel was like abandoned in his
yard and it was like so in need of food,
and he like nursed it to health and like he
had it for like four months, but the thing was
wild to jump around his house and then just shipp
on you, and it was so it was a terrible pet,
but like he was, the little squirrel was very comfortable
around humans. And then I was like, have you taken

(51:19):
this to a vet or anything, make sure it's not
around He's like nah. I was like, man, this is
this is not the place for me. How does that
story end? He tried to get it onto an airplane?
You know the squirrel. No, the squirrel died because like
it went outside or something and it was too cold
one night or something. It was really weird story. It
could have been a cover up. But that reminds me

(51:40):
of yesterday when we were at lunch. Anajsner was talking
about how like a lot of the rich Saudi's like
to pal around with emotional support falcons on the point
and then she showed us a photo of like the
dude bought out a flight and like there were fifty
falcons on the plane with their little leather mask on
so they don't wild out. That's the sort of ship.
You learned from super producer on A Hosier's podcast, Ethnically Ambiguous,

(52:04):
is that falcons are the dogs of the Middle East,
like the flex pet. Yeah, like falcon, You've got right,
How quickly can you catch a hair right. Yeah. Also,
falconry is dope. We interviewed a falcon falconer back in
the day it cracked and they talk about like their
hobby is just being like going hunting, but with a

(52:25):
living like gun. Right, you've trained to like do the
hunting for you. Yeah, you probably feel like Aquaman ship Birdman,
who as a man of the birds, who was not
a man who was bitten by a radioactive one of
the members of the dance group who it's not bitten

(52:48):
by them to turn into Aquaman, although I would watch
a weird cartoon based on that. So wait, what are
the laws? Doesn't like with emotional support animals, don't things
have to like honor people with animals like that to
be able to I think it depends on the state.
I know, like in California. Right, if you like, if
you have an emotional support pet and they're like, oh,

(53:09):
we have a no pets policy, I think you can
argue that, like you should be able to rent the unit.
I'm not entirely sure. I don't know about renters rights,
but I do know that falcons andy passports according to
a Geneva convention. I think the reason the squirrel part
of it seems so weird, is because like, I don't
think there's any like pet store where you can buy
a squirrel, Like squirrel, I'd imagine she trapped that thing. Yeah,

(53:32):
unless like you know, it's like someone has like a
squirrel business at the back of their house or domesticate him,
like you know, if you want to squirrel, you go
over to Robert's house when I'm on deck for like
five bucks. I think they should have a has to
be purchasable at a standard pet pet store to be
considered an emotional support animal. Well, then you could buy
a rat at a pet store, right, Well, that's what

(53:54):
I'm saying. I don't I wouldn't have a problem with
a rat because people have pet rats and like, but
they have a no rodent policy. That's I'm saying. Like,
that's why I think they're I think their policy needs
to be adapted to just like trainable animals. If you
have a wacky pet, be like can do tricks, and
if you can, you're like, all right, yeah, is gonna
run wild and ship like it clearly understands basic commands, right,

(54:18):
And like I don't want them to be able to
bring emotional support snakes on but on the motherucking like snake. Yeah, alright, sorry,
snake people. I like you guys just fine. Uh. And
snake people, by the way, are not people who have
been bitten by radioactive snake. You not, according to what
I've learned, unless you're one of those snake people who

(54:41):
goes around like busy like commercial areas like restaurant areas,
just to get up like charge people for a photo
with you and your snake. Ye, then then don't exploit
your all right, real quick checking With Bloyd Watch, we
wanted to do something a little different because the covers
of the Bloyd's are are just more tired tired ship

(55:02):
about Kate Hudson had a baby US Weekly this week
is that US or Star Star? Yeah, Star has a
cover with Kate Hudson and says just married secret behind
baby joy the low key ceremony all this ship and
it's two people. It's apparently it's Kate Hudson. But Kate
Hudson looks to me like she could be any of

(55:23):
the girls from the Hills And yeah, no, they youthful,
they're very pretty women, but like they I don't know.
And then her husband is not somebody who's famous, so
they don't even label it. They're just like, as you know,
this is the iconic couple Kate Hudson and uh Danny

(55:44):
bro But so we wanted to check in on what
the teens who's still buy magazines are up to. Yeah,
because every Yeah, I was really disappointed in the tabloids
this week. So many like weird fake stories. They out
acting like they have Ustin Bieber and Haley Baldwin's like
wedding album, but it's like the most aggressively like s

(56:06):
propaganda photoshop job I've ever seen. Uh, and Justin Bieber
looks way too healthy for that to be him. But
we had to pick up J fourteen because I think
now we need to really start turning our eyes towards
what the youth dem reading. That's like MS thirteen, but
it's what you graduate too after MS thirteen to J fourteen. Uh,

(56:27):
And it's just funny, like is this one, you know
seventeen is kind of you know, they're they're a little
more woke where they have like talking about like, you know,
accepting your body, like don't be don't buy into all
this other weird body image ship, how to be happy
and things like that. And then J fourteen is just
like school secrets never revealed before. And then they have
one that is um school secrets about your school. There

(56:49):
have there really is a pool on the third floor
they have they have the guy guide in here. Oh
that was just every middle school I went too, there
was like a rumor that there was a pool, like yeah, yeah, oh,
They're like there's a pool. Yeah, And then he goes

(57:12):
up and there's no pool, but he does get caught
in the rain. Great moment in cinema. But this one
is just like, this one's interesting because you know, this
is where you're starting to see how we are socializing children.
They're like the hottest guys in Hollywood. Share how boys
really think? Really, how do we think? Oh yeah? Five
ways to Caden's heart. I don't know who cadenknric Iskay

(57:37):
catch Kat in a new season of Chicken Girls on YouTube.
Uh so number one, put down your phone if you're
a new influencer and Chicken Girls start. Caden avoid doing
too much texting. And this from him. When I'm getting
to know a new crush, I prefer talking in person
because it is always better to talk face to face.
It's hard to get to know someone over the phone. Wow,

(57:58):
that's very mature. Squat up with his sister. Okay, always
stay humble, jump into outdoor fund and treat him like
a normal person. Don't treat me like some motherfucking's celebrity
that's on YouTube. No, actually, I would like you to
treat me like a celebrity please. Yeah. I think we
decided the hierarchy. It's movie TV, YouTube podcast. Uh. And

(58:22):
then there was another one that I thought was funny
and maybe we can just do this all together. This
one says, are you following for your crushed too quickly? Now?
Let's been worried about this. Okay, Okay, Now let's let's
just have a hypothetical question in our minds. Okay, and
we'll let's say we're j fourteen years old. Uh, and
here we go. We're gonna start Okay, now'll be honest.

(58:42):
How long have you known your cutie? Not that long
or basically forever. Let's let's live in a hypothetical world.
Are we at school? Is it a new kid? Let's
do that one. I think everyone correlates to that. Whereas
school is a new school year, there's a new kid,
and everybody's like, oh, who's a new kid because new
kid is looking like something something fly. I don't want
to say snack adults pretending to be mine, Okay, looking

(59:07):
looking like a pack of shark bites. Okay, So so
let's just say not that long because it's a new kid. Okay. Now,
are you the type to get jealous when your friends
have bfs but you don't when your friends have Yeah,
when you have friends have boyfriends, Well I'm very petty,
so yeah, okay, So yes, So your answering to be
there to two options are yeah or not me. So

(59:29):
we're gonna go yeah, yeah. Okay, Next, Kalin, do you
know your CRUSH's middle name? To be honest, I don't
or of course U of course? Of course. Now that
leads to only time will tell. It's unclear how this
crush will play out. Know, you have genuine feelings for
your cute, but sometimes you're a little confused about what
he's looking for. Checking with your crush to make sure

(59:51):
you're on the same page. If you're not honest with
each other about what you want, it could mean heartache.
I mean that's pretty good advice, but I don't know
how they determine that. Um, whether or not you know
their middle name? Very very interesting. Yeah. The only other
way to get there was if you started off saying
you've known this person forever and then it says like,
does your crush know your most embarrassing secret? And that

(01:00:13):
would bring you to the same. Now, this is the advice.
If it says yes or no. If it's no, it's
not going to too quickly. It says nope, so far,
so good. You may you may be falling fast, but
your crush is giving you no reason to doubt the
connection you to share. If you both feel happy and
confident about what you have, don't feel pressured to follow
a certain relationship timeline. You're allowed to move at your
own pace. Okay, I like them. And then if you are,

(01:00:33):
if you're some some stand over here, some uh stalker,
you're moving too fast on the highway, snowman, it says
hold up. It says hold up, Yes, you're no snowman.
Slow down. New crushes are exciting, but you might be
forcing a relationship that isn't ready to happen yet. Ask

(01:00:54):
yourself what you really want. You may just be obsessed
with the idea of having a BF, not actually ready
for one. Really get to know your crush before taking
things further, or else you're flaying and faster than it began. Now,
those words don't won't mean shipped to a fourteen year
old who is in love with somebody that they just met. Also,
it's assuming that there that they love you back, right,

(01:01:15):
it's like slow down on the relationship. It's like, all right,
might not even know that you have a crush on
them one of the questions, But like, does your crush
know your fucking name? Okay, put this magazine down, please
get your parents on the phone. Yeah, but I guess,
uh yeah, there's all kinds are really cool, cool stuff posters.

(01:01:38):
I realized just now how like old I am, because
there's this whole new batch of celebrities, and like Sophie
upstairs superduced Sophie lictor Man, she knows a little bit more,
a little bit younger, and like so many of these names.
I'm like, who is sky Cats or Kelsey Ballerini? Are

(01:01:59):
these real names? Kelsey Ballerini? That sounds like a cool name.
I don't know. I mean, I know, I know Zenda,
I know Dove Camera. Who's Dove Cameron? That's a cool name.
James that's funny because it is a bird here, so
I guess that makes sense. Yeah, you know, David Pecker,
you got you gotta focus on your bloys, man, because

(01:02:20):
you guys are slipping and I'm we're getting tired of
the same thing over and over. Yeah, it's all Ben
and Jennifer's divorce. It's weird. It says Jen's finally free
from Ben Affleck for their divorce, Jennifer Garner, it says
winds sixty million dollars from Ben. That's an interesting way
to describe that. Yeah, like what what do you say? Hey,

(01:02:41):
she won sixty million, man, Her mayor's collapsed and her
husband was struggling with alcoholism, but she won sixty million,
and that is Bloyd watch. Well, thank you tabloids. We've
learned a lot here today. Caitlin. It's been a pleasure
having you. Thank you so much. We've had the best time.
Where can people find you? You can follow me at

(01:03:04):
Caitlin Dronte on Twitter and Instagram. You can follow the
Bechtel Cast at Becktel Cast. And that is spelled because
recently people are like, we don't know how to it's
b E C H D E L Bechtel Cast. Check
that out. And I've got a few show dates coming
up in Boston doing stand up. And then the Bechtel

(01:03:28):
Cast is going on a little mini East Coast tour November.
Are we doing well, Yeah, We're going to a Philly, Washington,
d C. And New York City. Ever heard of it?
New York City. I just saw a video on a
World Star by the way, where it was a Nigerian
woman like she was about to marry an old Texan

(01:03:48):
man and she's like, I'm going to New York City
blah blah blah. And it's like this gross older dude
from Texas and he's like, hell, yeah, she's going me
to Texas. And she keeps she keeps saying New York
City and he keeps seeing saying Texas. And then at
one point she goes, Yep, I'm going to New York City, Texas.
And I'm like, oh my god, what did this man
tell her? Like, yeah, new York cities in Texas? Yeah, anyway,

(01:04:12):
but I digress and no, no, this is world Star.
But it felt like the pace Pacante ad playing out
in a very bizarre way where you were hearing something
about Texas and then New York City and he was
almost shocked anyway, coughing up a long he's feeling bad,
so much better, guys, this person on World Star. Yeah,

(01:04:34):
what's a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh, this is an oldie,
but a goodie. Katie Dippled tweeted a couple of years
ago TBT two Halloween when I dressed up as the
Bobba Dikes. But but my friend's house had a or
of a grown up drinking wine vibe. And then you
really have to see this photo accompaniment of this tweet

(01:04:56):
because that is the real, the funny part of it. Um,
it's like a screen accurate Baba Duke costume almost like
it's like so intense. She looks like the bobad you've
seen this before. She's like just covered in like black
makeup and like has like the top hat and it's
just terrifying looking and everyone else is just dress. She's

(01:05:20):
just sitting by herself in the corner. It's awesome too,
because it feels like people know like they have they're
embarrassed for her and trying to bring too much attention
to the fact that she looks like like Helen a
bottom hard like on a weird day. If you have
trouble finding that tweet, The pactolcast recently retweeted it. So, yeah,
miles where people find you find me? Twitter, Instagram at

(01:05:41):
Miles of Gray. Couple tweets I'm liking. One is from
Andrew t one underlay mommy t I at Andrew t I.
Oh he had a tweet, so he did a screenshot
of Twitter had a retweet they did, and someone user
summer Ray, said your Halloween costume is sexy plus your
biggest fear, and then Twitter said sexy edit button, and

(01:06:03):
then Andrew says, well, we all knew it wasn't gonna
be sexy all the fucking Nazis we let on this
site because they would definitely have no problem with that. Uh,
and now and another one from their handle is at
Peter Calf. It says me, you got to learn to
love yourself, friend. Huh, don't you fucking hate yourself? Me? Yeah,
but this is about you stay focused, love the love.

(01:06:25):
When people give all that advice, you can follow me
on Twitter at Jack underscore. Oh, Brian. One tweet that
I have been enjoying is in the same format as
the your Halloween costume is sexy plus your biggest fear
Natalie Walker quote sexy. I leave a party and everybody
starts talking about how annoying I was. And the people

(01:06:45):
left at the party, even if they don't know each
other before, are so united by the discussion of my
irritating behavior they begin a text threat to privately eviscerate
their common enemy. Too real, and then uh there was
another clapback, so sourced reports quote. Trump supporter says he

(01:07:07):
was rushed into emergency room after being hit in the
head with coffee cup by liberal employee angry with Justice
Kavanaugh's confirmation, and the horse whispers that like horse boys quote,
I believe something happened to him. I just think he's
confused about who did it. It could have been anyone. Wow.

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show notes, Shan Notes and Miles what song are we

(01:07:52):
going to write out on y uh. This is a
track from McGhee mk dot g very interesting spelling and
the song is called You. And this is like a
like an indie rock artist I've been seeing more and
more of the vibe is kind of similar to like
Steve Lacey. We've played some of his produced music or
if you like Mcamarco, kind of nap that lane. But again,

(01:08:14):
you know me, I like the a rhythm section, I
like drums, like bass, I like tasty high hats and
it has all events for you. So this is called
You by McKee tasty high hat. Enjoy it all right.
That's gonna do it for today. We will be back
tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. Talk to you
guys then. But so divin Sully as David inside, I

(01:09:46):
can get over what happened that summer. Don't teach you
is some fine. I don't need you. Yes, I find

(01:10:15):
I Yes, some agating. I just count it back. I'm
up beckoning. I can't just relexten. I signed at the evening.
I thought that a see andy under this time that
don me remember what you're saying, you get feel I'm

(01:11:12):
just taking I love you and down fishing one man
and I'm giving you go year some fighting I know

(01:11:35):
I don't need it, and still fighting. I fear someone gating.
I just can't it bag and I'm gonna love back
in it my game. Just relax. It's time about to

(01:11:59):
eat you at let the sea and they unable. It's
time that the met the begat, sometimes to get again,

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sometimes again m

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