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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of All
the President's Trends. M Let's courtesy it Johnny Davis. What
did the President know? And trend did he know it?
There is what we're trying to figure out. You can
hear the birds in my backyard because I had to
open things up a little bit, got a little little
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musty in here. We're talking about taking in that the
sun's golden energy, like birds, Well I am jack. That
over there is miles and these are some things that
are trending today. Uh. We have the story of Rebel Wilson,
who was threatened to be outed by the Sydney Morning Herald. Yeah,
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last week we gotta She posted to social media she said,
this is my partner. I found my Disney princess. And
I was like, okay, Rebel, good for you, look at
you found your love. But then the swordid part of
this is that, like you're saying this Sydney Morning, I'm
just gonna read this because they came out with a
post today where they're trying to defend this ship and
they just sound worse. So part of this, like column says,
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so it was an abundance of caution in respect that
this media outlet emailed Rebel Wilson's representatives on Thursday morning,
giving her two days to comment on her new relationship
with another woman, um before publishing a single word. This
is for the l a leisureware designer Ramona Gruma and
they then the next line says, big mistake. Wilson opted
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to kazump the story, posting about her new Disney Princess
on Instagram or a Friday morning, the same platform she
had previously used to brag about her handsome ext boyfriend, wealthy,
wealthy American beer baron Jacob Bush. Sorry you you just
kind of went over a word there, Gazump. Yeah, they
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have published Gazump to give Zump the story. Yep, right. Um.
Then they go on they say, Upton mad that she
scooped them about information about her personal life. That this
is so disgusting too. Where they're also like and miss
us with the homophobia stuff they said. Quote. Up to now,
Wilson had identified publicly as a heterosexual woman, it is
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unlikely she would have experienced the sort of discrimination, let
alone homophobia subconscious or overt, that sadly still affects so
many gay, lesbian and non hetero people. We're actually the ally,
and she is bullying us by not letting us tell
her story. There's another part, says, of course, who anyone
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dates is their business, but Wilson happily fed such purient
interest when she had a hunky boyfriend on her arm.
Oh my god, Jesus, stop owning in your own fucking paper.
And I think they took the column down because we
were like, really, they're like, wha funck? No, sorry, no,
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why did you think that was it to print? Oh?
But it does. It does look like they've come out
and with clear eyes. And you know, in the cold
sober light of morning, uh, Andrew Hornery or Hornery came
out and apologized for the newspaper mishandling steps in their approach,
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and it's reporting the most indirect apology. Like geometrically, you
couldn't be we mishandled certain steps in our approach to
a story. So that is we we are effectively four
degrees of separation from any mistake that you might have perceived.
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What I like. Also, they're like coming out as gay.
It's like maybe she's by what the there's just so
much wrong? Would I call the reporting on this? But alright,
Sydney morning, Harold, We've got bloody gets zomped. Great though,
I mean we like it. It sounded good when you
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said it, and just you just kind of dropped it
there and like like I wasn't going to comment on it, um,
but it worked. I think get zumped. I'm assuming it
means a broad spectrum of things that could be having
a story like scooped. But also you know, I was
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driving down the street and then a car came out
of nowhere and I got gazumped from the side, Like
I feel like that would work right. It's just a
zumped from the side. It's like, yo, shortly, let me
go zump it from the back, like I don't know. Well,
there you go. It's the most in my understanding of
Australian dial dialected is the most versatile word. And I'm
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sorry I maybe didn't hear you. Did you read the
apology part? Uh? I just read the mishandled steps in
our approach. Oh my god, it's uh the eater, He said,
that was never my intention. But I see she has
handled it all with extraordinary grace, talking about how like
they genuinely regret pressuring her, and then said as a
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gay man, I'm well aware of how deeply discrimination hurts
the calmness. Wow you really, sir, Just leave her alone,
Just let this thing rest. Um mishandled steps in her approach. Cool,
So that means that they get it. Let's talk about
Jennifer Hudson. We got a new eat, new entrance to
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the the the pearly gates of cultural Uh. I don't know,
it's it's rarefied air. Right, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this
is there's only seven with her, she makes number seventeen.
And that's a list of like Rita Moreno, Audrey Hepburn,
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Marvin hamletsh mel Brooks, will Be Goldberg, uh, Tim Rice,
Andrew Lloyd Webber, John Legend, Alan Menkin. So she just
completed it with by winning a Tony for being co
producer of a Strange Loop, which one for best Music.
And also like, oh it's wild because they when you
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look at you goot to their people who are like
they're winners, but they didn't get non competitive awards. So
like Barbara streisand gets in there, lizam man Nellie gets
in there, James Earl Jones, Harry Belafonte, and Quincy Jones
as well, but to other people they won that ship.
Wait you who, So there's a dividing line between the
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people who got like honorary awards. Yeah, because she got
like a like exactly like an honorary like a Star
of the Decade Tony Award. So she did get a
Tony Award, but it's an honorary one. It's a non
competitive one. She being Barbara stre that's for Babs, yes,
and then for uh Liza Minnelli. Zamnelli won a Grammy
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Legend Award. James Earl Jones won a that the Academy
Academy Honorary Award. It's like, damn man should have had
fucking Academy awards. Yeah, I mean all of these, I
feel like are ones where it's like yeah, but they
like those are those are well earned honorary awards. It's
not like Bill Cosby claiming that he has like seventy
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uh you know, college degrees or whatever, doctorates honorary donor.
It's like it's it feels more like those are like
they're like we didn't really have this award back then
or we were fucked up, so um here we're doing right. Yeah,
this is but you know, what. I'm glad because it's
like James Old Jones, You're like, yeah, Harry Belafonte, You're like, yeah,
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I believe. Like when he's won every single other thing,
they're like, man, give him the Humanitarian Award, for the
Cadel Awards, get him and Quincy Jones, you'd feel like
he got don't Quincy doesn't need He God's baby. He's like,
what I'm gonna do with this Carolin? Come on, man,
you like Brazilian music, you wanta look at some uh
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some pictures I sketched people when I was at the
park real board. I was sucked up bad on LSD.
Man Idaho is trending. This is a big story over
the weekend. A bunch of neo Nazis got arrested after
they tried to interrupt a Pride event. So they were
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in like a a U haul truck. Dude, it was
so this The visuals are ridiculous. There's like this clip
of them because they were just there was gonna, you know,
mob out of this back of a U haul and like,
who's suck y'all didn't see us come and surprise motherfucker's
and the cops already knew, so they pulled this ship
over and they had guns on this fucking U haul
van and when they rolled up the roll up door
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in the back, they the like the posture of them
with their hands up couldn't look more like a comedy.
Where like the fascist like bruiser, you know, brute guys
were like uh and they were basically marched out. They
arrested them. There's like a ton of footage of them
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being arrested, and a lot of people are like, wow,
look at that. The cops just interrupted these fascists from
pulling up. The wild thing is their mugshots came out.
That's all public. And then they're getting docks like a
lot of like you know, extremist researchers do and stuff
like that. But then they're responding by dosing like the
cord Alane police in Idaho and accusing the cops of
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being like pedophile defenders because they because the logic is
we're gonna go break up a pride event and by
you doing that means you were on their side. And
then more like fascist people are like coming out posting stuff.
It's like the cops are the problem. They keep getting
in the way, and I'm like, oh, boy. Uh, that's
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a that's an interesting group to make a fight with.
But yeah, and they were also saying stuff like without
the cops, you wouldn't have blm. I mean that is
in are you advocating for exactly though? Um, but yeah,
it's so yeah, they're you know, they're even going on
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to go after like people in higher office in law
enforcement in Idaho. M Um, all right, I mean I
don't know, don't don't they know, like those are their
friends too, But I guess you know, what happens, things
things change. Yeah, that's it's weird. The but you also
didn't hear much from them about the cops when they
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were testifying like the Blue Back. The Blue people weren't
really into the cops when they were testifying about the
January six mini h it was. It was weird. Um,
all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right
back and we're back. And Mick as in Jagger got
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COVID Stones have had to cancel some shows. I feel like,
haven't they done, Like this is our last tour hurry
every couple of years, it feels like. But so just
just you know, relax man. Yeah, he's got like a
newborn at home, I feel like, oh, not a newborn,
but like, let me see young baby, so six year
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old all right for something? Because what he was. He's
damn new isn't he almost eighty? Yes, he is damn
near almost eighty. He's seventy seven. That's wild to think, right,
You know. We always think about how like our lives
are getting longer, mostly because like as as time and
technology moves on, people aren't doing the same like physically
destroying labor day and day out that people like a
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hundred and fifty years ago would do. And just to
think that, like even for people like the Rolling Stones,
if you just take out that element of like hard labor,
they're still living to this age, obviously getting like pretty
good medical treatment, but they're like, I don't know, man,
heroin and not doing physical labor and I'm still here,
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y'all check me out. Just shows yeah, they're still still
out here. Heroin will extend your life based on Mysery
research if you do it well only when you're young,
and then are incredibly wealthy for the rest of your
life and insane all the benefits that come along with them.
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In the Western world, um so do that that crypto
crashing again and further down it goes. I've been holding
onto like twenty bucks in ether just to watch it
go to zero, just like a ball drop. Damn. Like
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imagine holding some a significant amount and being like no, no,
it's just it's gonna go back up, and you keep
telling yourself what you go below this, I gotta get out,
and he keeps fucking going down. Um it's yeah, it's
it's it's pretty chaotic at the moment. It started at
twenty and now it's like three or what what are
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we talking about? This was last week. Yeah, it's like
worth buck or something. I just want to see it.
I want to see go to zero, you know, but
just completion. Part of me, though, feels like there's so
many man, I know, like a couple of people I know,
I'm like, get out of it. And they showed me
a screen cap of some of their ship this weekend.
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I was like, please stop. This isn't there, Like the
Prosperity Gospel ship got a lot of people, you know,
like this is the way, and it's kind of yeah,
it's it's like right now, Jake Paul, he tweeted some
ship about how like this is what's wrong with the
Joe Biden presidency. It's like number one, Like there's like
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like a bulleted list. Number three was crypto crashing. It's
not regulated. What are you talking about? That was your
whole thing? Um, yeah, but it's not like that. Those
aren't the people who are ultimately going to be fucked.
It's people in between, people who are there real bag holders,
And that's like, what's so down? It goes? Um? You
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know Ben mackenzie from the O C he's like, you know,
he's taking his victory lapse like he does because he's
been a huge vocal crypto skeptic. Yeah. He he chose
like when the pandemic started, he was like, well, there's
no acting stuff anymore for me for a while. So
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I think he got an advanced degree in economics as
the crypto thing was bubbling, and then he was like
this doesn't it doesn't make sense. His Twitter is just
him dunking on crypto people. Yeah, but it's kind of
like a good unique kind of combination of begin there's
brain to the whole thing, Like I'm just coming in
like kind of from an outside, Hey, what are you
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fucking had? All right? Wait, hold on, no, but yeah,
it's it's I mean, at this point, like there's there's
a huge movement to have like computer scientists and engineers
who are you know, going like actually talking about the
like how technologically backwards it even is because for the
times that they try and use techno speak to kind
of like you know, like steamroll people and in like
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a debate about it, these like actual computer engineers, like
this is so in a fit. What the funk are
we talking about? M um? So look out, I'm sure
we will have a guest in the coming weeks to
properly dive into this because it is a it's a
really interesting, real interesting grift happening right before eyes. And
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like I said when the Crypto dot Com Arena, when
it went from Staples the Crypto dot Com Arena, I
told you in that trending episode, I said, we'll see
how long this last. And at this point I feel
like we can. I feel like I'm just curious how long.
But we should take bets. Now, what do you think
the over under is of the Crypto dot Com Arena
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keeping the naming rights two and a half seasons total,
So one and a half more seasons. Okay, So you
say by the middle of two seasons from now. It
is not a yeah, I would say, I would say
by the next minuty paid for it though, right, Like
they paid, well, it's a it's a deal, right or
they give a certain amount every year. They're not giving
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all that money up front. So the second they're like
a man, I don't know if they're gonna be like,
all right, pop that ship off the side. I told you,
motherfucker's this Wasn't there anyway to like return the naming, right, Yeah,
get a refund on that, Like I could photo I
guess a bunch of old pictures to say Staples again.
I can make get like a million back. Yeah, I
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guess we We could probably tease who we're gonna have
on We're gonna have the dad from the oc on Um.
We couldn't get the dude as an actual crypto Sandy
Cohen were we got him, folks just can get his
charming old man take Rachel Bilson from my high school.
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So and finally, Shack's name is trending because on a
recent appearance on the All the Smoke podcast, Kenny Smith
was talking about the early days of Shack joining the cast,
in which that was the final piece in the ensemble.
It was you know that that has become like I
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think a lot of people refer to it as like
the best show on TV. They really are just like
probably the best unscripted show on TV. I don't know
if that's it's the greatest podcast of all time is
what it is. But apparently when Shack came in, Jack
used to come in and be shock, said Smith, Shack
is a movie. He's got ten people coming in. He
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created a hookah lounge in the studio and they let
him do this. He was like, I have to have
my hookah. So he has a hookah lounge outside and
they put a TV outside the studio. We got a
green room. Like yo, me and Chuck in the green room,
we've been doing this for fifteen years together. This dude's
coming in, You're gonna build a hookah lounge for him?
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Like what the funk was going on? Uh? So, now
he's not watching the games. He's djaying literally DJ equipment,
kid you not. He's practicing his djaying while the game
is going on. They let him get away with all
of that because he's shocked. So now he comes on
the show and he says something like DeAndre Jordan needs
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to but DeAndre Jordan wasn't playing that night. So me
and Charles, because we sit next to each other, I'm
hitting him and he's hitting me. We're going get his
ass today. Uh, we're just lighting into him. And now
we're saying stuff about the game because we know he
didn't watch, so that our producer comes downstairs and he's like,
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what the funk is going on? Y'all giving him a
hard time? You're embarrassing him on national TV. And he
was able to like kind of push back and be like, hey,
we make fun of each other all the time when
we don't know our ship, and the producers like, yeah,
you're right, get um. Uh the legends of Inside the
n b A. I mean, I just love that he
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Shock is just that he is, so he really is Shock.
He just does what he wants to do. He's like, yeah,
I'll do that, but I can't. Don't. Look, I've seen
so much basketball. I'll just look at the box scorre
and tell you what's going on. I need to work
on these transitions from my dub steps set. All right,
Shock Djane. I love it because there have been there
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have been moments where we've talked on our I think
maybe trending. Maybe it was our NBA podcast about where
it seems like he wasn't watching the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And it also seemed like Barkley wasn't watching the game,
and then after a couple of minutes, Barkley was like, Yeah,
we actually weren't watching the game. We were watching Zalinski
was given a speech and it was pretty compelled and
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he was on sixty minutes. I feel like that was
at times like you guys should check that out, even
like yeah, like when Candice Parker would be on, there
were times where I felt like she was like did
they watch the game? What kind of analysis is that?
And that's what's funny, is like it's not it's not
the best, but it's the most entertaining. And it feels
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like you are in a living room with this motley crew.
That's whose opinion I care the most about. After a game,
I'm like, what what are they going to say? Yeah,
if you want functional like knowledge about Candice Parker is
is the choice. But entertainment with basketball words, it's them,
hands down. Yeah. And the thing that I feel like
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is unique about them is you feel like You're getting
their genuine opinion. They're not saying something because they want
to like their friends with somebody or whatever. You feel
like you're getting their opinions. Chuck said he would fux
some some person's mother from the stage a couple of
weeks ago. These people the last thing they know is
a script or to be to say anything but what
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they think. Yeah. Like, sometimes it's like Check seems to
be motivated by not being able to like fully appreciate
like a big man, or you know, think think about
the game today being different from how it was at
his time. But you're like, yeah, but that's you get
the sense that he is using his actual opinion. It's
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not a writer's room that's coming up with this. It's
not somebody like trying to come up with the best take.
Like sometimes it's that exactly exactly. All right, Well, shout
out to all the smoke and for Kenny Smith for
going on there and telling his truth. Finals continue tonight. Yeah, yeah,
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all right, Well, those are some of the stories that
are trending on this Monday, June thirteenth. We are back
tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves, get
the vaccine, don't do nothing about what supremacy, and we
will talk to y'all tomorrow. Spike H.