AOC IS SKYNET, Forrest Gump 2 3.22.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventy four, episode
five of their Daily Night Guys, the podcast where we
take a deep dive into America's share consciousness. It's Friday
in March twenty two nine. Team. My name's Jack O'Brien,
a k oh Post Feet Till Brian, and I'm thrilled
to be joined as always buy my co host, Mr

(00:22):
Miles Pray. I got Miles on it, rap Yo takes,
Let's get gad, I got Miles on it. Gray is
smoking in Doweed. I got Miles on it. Thank you
for that. Blooney's aka at ludacrispy Man, great one, right,

(00:47):
great song. I was Everyone in the studio convinced me
to not reenact the US trailer to that, but you
know you got guy which wanted. It would have been great.
I had fun fake blood and everything that comes out
this week. I think it does. Sure. Yeah, people are
talking about it like it's gonna be a It looks
like a challenging horror film, like a like a I
don't know, like it's complex and like a psychological like

(01:09):
I don't know. It looks like it represents a lot
of things. Oh yeah, I feel like Jordan's feels. Movies
tend to have some kind of mention. I don't know
what you're talking about. I just thought get Out was
good for from a pure just a good joy ride. Yeah,
as someone at you end for you, as someone would
have voted for a while, right, a third term? Why
did people laugh? Well, we're thrilled to be joined in

(01:34):
our third seek but hilarious comedian Carl, Oh my god,
great to be here. I just want to say I
already love how much thing has happened. Yeah, one minute in.
Feel free to sing at any point. What's your favorite here?
Oh my god, I like to go bon Jovi's Dead
or Alive? Oh hell yeah, you know it brings a
lot of emotion. It's not that hard to sing. It's

(01:57):
pretty simple. Okay, then let's hear it sound all the same.
I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get into
guys that can take. It's not easy to sing, but
it's like it's easy if you dig deep and yeah, agreement, Yeah,
and think about how you actually are kind of like, yeah,

(02:18):
that's true when you think about it. We're all kind
of like a cowboy, right. Oh, but the horse, the
steel horse, is the horse. There's so much good imagery
loaded six string on his back? How long did that take?
His whole life? Man, his whole life, Carl, Well, we're
gonna get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners just a

(02:39):
few of the things we're talking about today, like Bill
and Ted three coming at you. Maybe I don't know.
It's not like they released a trailer. They released U
Kianu Reeves and Alex Winter Ted No, No, he's Bill,
Bill and right? Well whatever Alex Winter? Where Kanu and

(02:59):
Alex Winter at the Hollywood Bowl? For some reason, it
really didn't I wasn't sure. Charming though, does Hollywood Ball
tie into because it is about music, because we'll get
into that don't work well? Uh, so that's coming out.
We're gonna talk about Trump's stupid signature, having a big Thursday,

(03:22):
what's going on in the Democratic field, and Mike Huckabee
believing that he is too smart to be a regular
Latin X woman. Uh and that just to she must
be a cyborg from the future. We're gonna talk about
all that, and also how Jared is an out of
touch rich idiot. It turns out, which nobody saw racist

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be a heavy one. But first, Carl, we like to
ask our guest, what is something from your search history
that is revealing about who you are? Last thing I
googled was the price of the chicken sandwich at shake Shack. Okay,
us I tweeted about there was just this new report
about Chick fil A and all the money they give
to antil G B t Q organizations. So I tweeted

(04:09):
about how it's not even that good and you can
just avoid Chick fil A. So then I was looking
up the price for for comfortable. So Chick fil A
their basic sandwiches like four nine, and the chicken shack
at shake Shack is like six way better. Yeah, it's
way better. So it's just like go to shake Shack. Yeah,
they're they're messing around with like a four day work
week more. Shake check seems like a good like a

(04:30):
good comp like in and out, like a good company
to work for. Right They were like started by a
actual chef, right like, so it's like an artist. It's
got an artist spirit at the United artis uh yeah. Plus,
look if you want to make that chick flate. Look,
the secret is they put it in pickle brine. Okay,
just you can do that. And I was, you know,
for the longest time, I was like using the mental gymnascy, like,

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well it was the founder that was giving, and like
they're not covertly and then the report comes out and
they're like Christian athletes against being gay. Year, Well, someone
told me the one in l a on Sunset gives
to pro lgbt Q charities to like make up for it,
which is weird, Like there are a rogue fact. I
got a whole thing on Twitter and someone wait, can
you verify that? I didn't verify. I'm gonna pull up
and be like, yeah, what's up to the right people? Right,

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But even then, I mean, I bet they still give
some of the money to corporate headquarters Chick a half
and half again, that would be funny. Just rogue franchisees
like we don't give that in touch with the Sunset branch.
They're off the reservation, shut it down. They've gone rouge.
That's how it's pronounced. No, it was a mispronunciation. I

(05:38):
think it was. Sarah Palin had the book called Going Rogue,
and I had a co worker who doesn't know how
to read what's that book Going Rude? Yeah, and there's
a going route. I actually started reading Going Rude. She
makes a lot of good points. It makes a lot
of good points in there. I'm like, yeah, it would
give me a little more life. And what is something
you think is underrated? Underrated? You know, I'm thinking about

(06:02):
this a lot. I would have to say spiked in
realizing that spike gets a bad name, and it's actually
one of the best motivators that you can have, because
you know, sometimes you're like working on something, You're like,
it's just not going You're about to give up. But
then if you think, like think about all the people
I hate and how bad they're gonna feel when I
do this, it really can lift you the next level.

(06:24):
Spite is a great motivator. I think I think it
gets a bad rep hate flow through. Yes, exactly. You
gotta let that hate flow a little bit sometimes. Yeah,
well it's uh if you can do it in a
healthy way. You don't want to be operating on a
tank of hatred, but I feel like the but sometimes
the tank of optimisms and that's when the hatred booster
kicks na tank. Yes, Nay, don't want to like just

(06:47):
like NASA. You don't want to around about all the time,
but if you get real quick just to kind of
get you a little bit. I can hate me now
because I just succeeded, because I won't stop now because
I can't. But yeah, the reason I got into comedy
was being broken up with I started playing videos up
on Funnier Die like the next day. And obviously in
comedy there's a lot of jealousy, like professional and otherwise
there's looking at someone getting something, and it's like it's

(07:08):
easy to get caught up in that, but it's also
easy to be like I want to push myself and
everyone else like, yeah, if you have it together enough,
you know, tap into that hate a little. There we go,
and you showed her her Yeah, when she broke up
with you, was she like, you're just not that funny?
I was on I was in college, and she was like,

(07:30):
I just need her. She didn't even tell me she was.
She totally ghosted me after her friend was like she
just needs someone more established, and you're like, I'm about
to get a degree. Not even so then I was.
And this is like two thousand seven, and that's like
right when Funnier Die came out. It's like, there's this
website you can just like upload funny ship, and I

(07:51):
was like, where I could establish myself. Watch me do
this video about you drinking a bottle of a Cardi
in one take. We'll call it Mother's Day. You're sending
her the link two million viewers. That's a very Now,
that's a very l a thing for a college girl
to break up with somebody over you just don't have
the clout that I'm looking for. I was like, oh,

(08:13):
we're established in college. Yeah, well it was a different world,
you know, and you don't even have ten k followers
yet and you're about to graduate. I'm so sorry I'm
going with someone where I'm pivoting the video. Actually, I'm
so sorry. I hate to break it. Wait, you're you're
five years too early, right, This doesn't even make sense.
That doesn't even make sense. What is something you think

(08:33):
is overrated? I come back to this time and time again.
It's gotta be bacon. Obviously, in the internet culture, we
saw the whole like epic bacon thing take over, and
it's still it's still is overrate. It's overt as a
food stuff, it's over it as a meme. It's if
it comes down to breakfast meet, I'm a sausage man.
Every single time, sausage is the superior thing on the
breakfast plate. Also, people that are still like making like

(08:55):
bacon references, those are the people that like reply to
Elon Muss tweets like epic work, Sir, you're still out
here talking about bacon like your corny is out. Shut
it down. We're done with this. I think it's like
one of those things where you know it had its moment.
We got it, we do. We're going to say that
is delicious, but it's like it's not a lifestyle, it's

(09:16):
not a person, and sausage is sucking better. The only
way sex could be better is if it was with bacon. Bro.
Although here I'm just trying to think of, like, oh
ship a pizza that had like crumbled like Farmer John
breakfast sausage on it. Okay, that sounds good. That sounds
but as good as a sausage pizza. Yeah, but I
love breakfast sausage. That's I lovezza. So I'm with you

(09:38):
trying to start the sausage wave, like to go against
the bacon. We should try that. Yeah, because I'm the same,
Like I love bacon. I love the fucking bacon, you know,
like in great moments, it's like that. But if I'm picking,
like it's like blah blah blah. I always ask him, like,
do you make your own sausage? Yeah, and a lot
of places do and a lot of places not a

(09:59):
lot of places to make their own bacon. So it's right,
it's common to get really good housemaid sausage, so you
kind of sausage. Sausage is unfunk upable for the most part,
Like it is basically a highly high kind of right.
It's it's like the most spiced meat. So it's just
like it's meat that they used to like that's how
meat used to be served back before they had refrigeration.

(10:21):
It's just like a bunch of sausages salt in there
and you won't even notice that it's crawling with whatever.
Who cares what I mean? Look like I got my eyes,
my visions back to normals. But bacon is so easy
to funk up, man, Like, what do you mean? What
do you mean? Like what I mean? I think sausage
to you could underseason some ship and then it's like

(10:42):
this just has the texture of sausage is not good
because also dried ass sausage links that. Yeah, and then
the same way with bacon. I like crispy bacon, but
don't give me I'm not I'm not. I do not
like too. I like the little the fats like a
more unctuous What is a myth? What something people think

(11:04):
is true you know to be false? This is something
that I discovered very recently. I feel like I might
be super late to the game on this. So I
loved the original Iron Chef. And then when Iron Chef
America started, the guy who's the chairman on Iron Chef
America costa see. They were like, he's the nephew of
the chairman from the original show, and I just thought that.

(11:26):
I didn't think they were lying to me. So I
was just like, Oh, he's the nephew. That's great, they're continuing.
He's just an actor. He's not the nephew of the
original guy. And then I looked it up. The original
guy was an actor. He's not a chairman of anything.
I thought there was some like storied culinary council that
he was like, so they're just all actors. I felt
like a fucking betrayal. Oh man, I was ready, because

(11:48):
that's Japanese TV for you. Mark Decasco, he is in
the New john Way Looks and a lot of people
say I look like him, Well that would be actually yeah,
I'm like, I'm not Filipino, black Japanese. But apparently I'm
so late to this because I told like multiple friends
that and they just like laughed at me, like you
thought there was a real chairman of what I'm like

(12:10):
a culinary council. I don't know. It's where the council betrayed. Also,
he's really like playing it up like the Japanese easiness,
like that offensive because I mean even the Japanese guy
took U super seriously, right, because that's also like the
theatrics exact Japanese. He does a great job. Shout out

(12:31):
to Mark because have you seen the movie he's in
Only the Strong. That's about this dude who likes like
teaches Kappauetta to these kids in Miami and they fight
like a Brazilian street game. That sounds how'ses Japanese? Nous
and that yeah, How's Japanese? Because that is my new
favorite one. Know, he's more like just this dude I
think he's like militarys. He doesn't Brazil, No, No, he's

(12:52):
just he comes in with the beating bow and just
starts doing like the miss Today, you know, the copauetta.
I love pizza huts, Japanese e bread. That was a problematic.
Shut that down really quick. Yeah, I had no idea
that I was chef. Was not a like I knew.
I thought it was a reality show. I thought that
was like I guess he never really watched reality show. So,

(13:14):
like I was just shocked to be lied to. Like
They're like, oh, it's his nephew. I'm like, oh cool,
his nephew got it like a completely completely fabrication, putting
that directly into my brand. Great, the matrix it was.
It was a neo. Right, We're a battery. He's good. Well,
so you mentioned john Wick three, So I'm a huge
U john Wick guy. Yeah. And Jason man Zucas apparently

(13:36):
is in john Wick three really yeah, And there's a
poster of just Jason Manzucas yeah, which is strange dream job. Yeah,
I know. And Jelica Houston's in it right. Yeah, they
really like kind of seem like they're going big. John
Wick two was just okay, Jason. I didn't know that, right,

(13:57):
He's not in the trailer, but yeah, but he's got
definitely has like the Bowery King's like retinue of guys.
I don't even know what those words meaning. Is Laurence
Fishburne's character who controls that like homeless army of assassins? Right?
Oh shit? Okay, um, so it's kind of like the
Underworld of you can see the second one and yeah,
ok yeah, okay, just spoil it for him. It might

(14:19):
not have finished. I heard his dog is really cute,
and so I'm hoping that the dogs because Halle Berry's
character apparently has a dog in this one too, so
it looks like her dog gets in on some fighting.
And I've been wanting because at the end of the
first movie he gets that new dog, but the second
movie it's kind of taken care of at Lance Raddick's
character of the whole time. So I'm hoping it gets
in the battle and then like Hallie Berry's dog and

(14:39):
his dog like kill some people together, Like I want
to see some dog kills and dogs killing people. The
dogs are like on the same I want to see
some dogs kill. No, no, no, no, no, no, man,
I got this cash the Quiet Shootout and I'm like,

(15:00):
two between Common is so dope. It's just like they're
walking casually. Yeah. Anyways, Kanu, I thought that was going
to be his biggest third movie this year, but it
sends out. Yeah, four Matrix Revolutions. No this year, Bill
and Ted three is coming for you, mother. I'm thinking

(15:22):
of the third installment of a thing he's been in
my bad. I'm I'm too much of a Matrix Revolutions fan.
We don't we don't talk about Also, yeah, Matrix Revolutions
that that should have been That movie sucked. Yeah, sorry man, No,
but you don't like the whole Christ narrative. Man, Oh yeah,
you never heard of Corrected from the Dead. Anyway, I'm sorry.

(15:48):
I digress um Bill and Ted three for some reason.
I mean, yeah, people have been talking about it for years.
It has so much good, like cultural goodwill. Yeah. If
the first one came about eighty nine and then I
think the second one two and back then in eighty
nine they were both like five, I think k Yeah,
So it's funny now to see them like in this

(16:10):
video there at the Hollywood Bowl. Their pattern was actually
really good, like it felt very like it was either
rehearsed or their chemistry is just still so good. Or
Kanu Reeves is just like the coolest human being in
the world to hang out with. It's just like he
can't help but be awesome to talk to. Alex Winter
looks like someone wearing a Sean pen mask that's been
rotting in the sun. What is he? What is he? Exactly?

(16:33):
Has he been? I think a director? Yeah, he's been
behind the camera. And after Bill and Ted, he was like,
what I really want to do is direct and they
were like you can. Yeah, come on, He's done all
kinds of stuff like TV shows and documentaries. He did. Yeah,
so yeah, the thing comes out. I was like, okay,
they're saying they said, hopefully we'll be shooting this summer

(16:54):
and release it in the store open, you know, but
it seems like they wouldn't do that unless they were
very far along with like funding and distribution and all
that stuff. And then O'Ryan Pictures they actually put out
like a little synopsis and here we go yet to
fulfill their rocket roll Destiny, the now middle aged best
friends set out on a new adventure when a visitor

(17:14):
from the future warns him that only their song can
save life as we know it and bring harmony to
the universe. Along the way, they will be helped by
their families, old friends, and a few music legends. That
could have been the premise for the second one, and
I wouldn't write, but was it their song? I mean
more so they had to like I mean, there was

(17:35):
an epic game of battleship with death right, Okay, yeah,
that was powerful. The um the movie I was thinking of.
He directed a movie called Freaked, which is a small movie.
But Michael Swain, I think, is the person who likes
swears by it and says it's like his favorite movie
of all times. So cracked fans. Uh that's something for you.
And he directed that in ninety three. Yeah, yes, he

(17:58):
also directed it. Yes, it looks like he was, Wow,
we's out with Brookshields. What Yeah, yo, Mishu Missuros. That's
like one of the like he's like a little person
two ft nine. I remember that. I know that name
because in the movie Look Who's Talking, there's a sequence
where Mike he's like walking around New York and was

(18:18):
getting hit by cab. It was this guy pretending anyway,
that is weird. That you know that it was. It
was because his name was Mishu and I was like,
as a kid, I was like, that's funny, Like that's
not a regular name. That's different from my ignorance. Yeah,
my ignorance fueled that space in my memory. So changing

(18:38):
gears slightly. The Florida House of Representatives, uh decided. So
there was that awesome news. During the two thousand eighteen election,
there was the ballot initiative that passed in Florida that
said that felons were going to be able to vote
after they got out of prison, and the Florida House
of Representatives just passed a bill to basically convent that

(19:00):
by saying that the phlones would have to pay back
court fees, which is not part of their sentence and
it just has nothing to do with anything. They're just
trying to find a way to black that ship. Well
they have to. The strategy is to create as many
barriers empowering people as possibly that was too good to
be true in that past. It's like they're gonna find
some way to and this way like Wisconsin to like

(19:23):
in that lame duck session, tried to pass all those
bills that would restrict the power of the new governor.
I mean luckily on the way out there, like jud
a judge actually in Wisconsin just blocked those stupid bills temporarily,
so we'll see where that goes. But yeah, with this,
I mean when you look, there was another report that
came out that was sort of analyzing how jerry mandring
was affecting the election, and the analysis basically like, yo,

(19:44):
without jerry mandring, they would have been blown off. The
fucking mac gilham came really close to winning. And I
know he's doing like a big voter registration drive now
because it's like, you know, you enfranchise as many people's possible.
So again, you know, the whole point is to then
empower former felons to be would vote again. And then
they say you have money, It's like that's it's such
a chances are if you you know, with how difficult

(20:06):
it is to get employment and things like that as
a felon, chances are you don't have that money. So
it's like uh huh, yeah, let me just put this
paywall up to for you to exercise. You can't Florida.
You wouldn't expect it from Florida. You know, Well, just
when you think they've got their ship together. And I
think I mean that amendment passed, like with flying colors,

(20:27):
was like, so it's like kind of heartening. How much
support like well over? I think so, like yeah, come on, man,
people clearly want that. Yeah, so we'll see. You know,
Geez should be allowed to vote. Anyone with more than
seven bumper stickers should not be allowed to vote. That
is my way to fix the political systems. But if
they're grateful, not even it doesn't even matter if they're

(20:47):
political bumper stickers. And if you have more than seven
bumper stickers in your car, you're out of the voting pool. Okay,
what's like, what's an acceptable bumper sticker collection? Before you go?
You went too far? I mean, yeah, I love grateful Dad.
I used he a deadhead. He's got he's got a
couple of ones and stuff, you know, But if it's
the whole back of your car, it's like you're an
unhinged mental You also like getting pulled over by the police, right, right?

(21:10):
Is that just like old school copy, like they're just
asking for They also say that we got some pot
in the ash trap. There was a study that bumper
stickers were the greatest indicator of road rage more so
than like any other feature. It's just the indicator of
an unhinged mind, right, And I think it's also like
you view your car as like part of your personal space. Yeah,

(21:33):
it's weird, right, Well, you know I'm still rocket mind.
You got a bumper sticker? Oh yeah, it's the fire Dancer,
Dave Matthews. I have three if Dave. One is Coco
Pellia fully on my back window, and the other one
is no officer. This bumper sticker is drunk. That's a

(21:56):
good collection. You ask all the time. It's worth it.
And I'm my officer. Was it my skin color or
the bumper sticker? He's like, I'm anti Coco peller. That's paganism.
That's a great three. That's a really strong three, you know.
So you see that Minnie Cooper coming through the streets
and it's a Minnie Cooper. Damn that holy trick. No,

(22:17):
it's not crashing to me, more like crashing into me. Okay, alright, alright,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.
End her back and the world is ending. Carl, guys,

(22:40):
he doesn't have those bumper stickers. That was all lie.
It was a trick. I believe that he was like, Wow,
he's really chill. I really like this guy. We can
hang out. We can hang out after that. Uh, we
should make that one. No officer this bumper stickers drunk.
My friend, this guy Curtis Raidsberry, who is the improviser

(23:01):
at UCB, when we were in we were in New
Orleans once and we were looking at all the phrase
t shirts and they're just you know, all those ridiculous,
obnoxious ones on Bourbon Street that have like things about
drinking stuff. And he was just like he had one
that said no officer, this shirt is drunk. And I
was like, that's great, we need to make that. And
it's just been lower in our friend group for a
little bit. The only good drunk I think is if

(23:23):
I'm swerving, I'm perving. That's the only good bumper. If
someone has that, you're like, that's hilarious. You're like, yeah, hey,
and also pull them over. Yeah. First, wait, does that
mean that they're swerving because they're jerking off? You know.
I feel like it could be interpreted in a multitude
of ways. I always interpreted like, oh, I'm like checking
people out some maybe. Oh yeah, maybe if you're jerking

(23:43):
and I'm going with one hand masturbated. Yeah, don't condone that.
The officials good, it's kind of dark now official stance,
just so everyone knows. So we're clear, do not masturbating.
Do not unless you're a uber. I'm swerving. I'm exposing
myself to the school. Uh man, We've all been there.

(24:08):
It's just a misunderstanding, the city misunderstanding. Let he who
has never let's talk about the president's stupid fucking signature. Wait,
the actual like aesthetic of it. No, just he's thrown
it all over the place. Went on Thursday when he

(24:28):
wasn't reflexively greeting people by saying no collusion, No Collusion,
which seems to be the way that he now says
hello to people. I wonder if that's an indication of
like where his mind is too. Yeah, definitely, he's not
even saying hello anymore. Like it's have we gone down
a level and right in the in the operating system
where and I was like Mr President of collusion and

(24:49):
he's not even greeting people. He's probably wandering the halls
of the West Wing no Delusion haunt the White House
for hundreds of years. Yeah, just a voice. The smell smell.
It's like the guilty of collusion version of who are
you calling psycho for somebody? Right exactly. But anyways, he

(25:09):
was signing all sorts of ship or threatening to one thing.
He announced that he was going to sign an executive
order to protect free speech on campuses or as it's
an own free hate speech on of conservatives on campuses. Uh. Yeah,
this is like a big thing. We've we actually just
released a T shirt right myles about the campus wars

(25:32):
you know, because it's so lit out there, Accu that
young man on Fox and Friends and the campus wars man.
We're in the trenches out here. You don't know what
it's like everywhere. It's like a blizzard. So the president
wanted to you know, voice his support for his constituents
in the war over uh, the war of campus um.
And so he is doing something it's not clear like

(25:55):
how it would affect anything, but it's just him, you know,
put it out there that you think he's a peacetime president,
but he's actually a wartime president than this war time. Uh.
And then there was the super aggressive move of you
know saying the US now recognizes Goalen Heights as part
of Israel, which nobody else does. This is this part

(26:18):
of Jaxidus? Yeah, maybe because I know that's like just
like when he was saying to potential Jewish voters who're
gonna vote for Democrats, like I moved the embassy to Jewish.
What's going on? Yeah, just like standards like aligning himself,
you know, like Bolsonaro is here, They're like buddy buddy,
talking about shared ideals and stuff. It's like Nana has

(26:39):
the same way. He's aligning himself with other you know.
It's amazing though, how his feud with George Conway and
the ghost of John McCain. Like no one really actually
talked about Balsonaro in him meeting like under like the
I don't think he's doing this because he's smart, but
like that's kind of like the genius of Trump's idiocy
or it's just like, um fucking McCain. And then he's

(27:00):
talking about how he's young about mcaine. It's like, oh, yeah,
he just met with the fastest leader I got. No
Mike Schmidt, the New York Times reporter, was talking about
how he thinks that Juliani like going on all those
shows and being actively drunk and not knowing what he's
talking about is like literally part of the strategy to

(27:20):
just put chaos out there just to sokn some same ship. Well,
I mean we still know what we have a pretty
good eye on everything else. Whether he's aware of it
or not, it is part of someone's strategy who was
coasting off of his power. Speaking of coasting off of power,
Joe biden Is has still not announced, or at least

(27:43):
officially announced. He did announce, uh, as we're recording this
on not the day or listening to it. He did
announced during a speech and then take it back and
be like, no, I mean other people, if I were
to run, if I was like, okay, come on show.
You see the thing where he was like, I get
stopped and gave a homeless woman all the money in

(28:06):
my wallet and then when people started cheering, he was like, no, no,
it's not about me. It's not about me exactly. But anyways,
he is uh further kind of laying the groundwork for
his run to presidency by possibly courting Stacy Abrams as

(28:27):
his running mate. Yeah, which would be very weird. Like
a lot. The rumors are that he would announce, and
then simultaneous you say, and Stacey Abrams is my running mate.
Nobody cynical move to head off all the criticisms are
to be coming his way, right, which again, you know
a lot of people if you're an establishment Democrat or
puned it on mainstream news, you're gonna be like, oh,
I mean, this is a true unit in ticket for

(28:49):
the Democrats. It's the old guard with the next generation together. Um,
you know this is really this is really I think
powerful and like this is going to be a formidable
force again. Now to reeks of Joe Biden realizing that
he has real problems going forward, you know, like I
think he knows that he's gonna have problems courting black voters,

(29:09):
and this move almost seems like he knows people saw
how he treated Anita Hill when Clarence Thomas was being
confirmed to the Supreme Court. It almost seems like he
knows people saw his record on mass incarceration, or knows
that people haven't forgotten that he voted for the Iraq War.
I mean, it's like he's really trying to be like, here,
I got Stacey Abrams. Black people rock with me, now,

(29:29):
don't worry about all the ship I did in the past.
I'm super woke now and let's just move forward. Yeah,
I you know, I don't love the idea that she
would be on board with that. And that's the other thing.
We haven't really heard anything from her unless this is
the thing that they're just you know, floating that out
to see what happens. But what's funny is I think
in her in the run up to her running for governor, UM,

(29:52):
she or maybe right after, she gave an interview where
she talked about how she was very affected by the
Anita Hill was this is this her? Like I could
change it from the inside if I'm on the ticket.
Well no, I mean in this interview UM that she gave,
she really talks about how in ninety one, I think
she was a spellman and saw how Anita Hill was
just getting pressed by all these older white senators and

(30:13):
she wasn't able to shake that and that was one
of the people. Like so if she did agree, you know,
we don't know, but like, if she did agree, would
this be her? Like, I can I can get in there,
and if I'm in there, then I can change this culture.
Then I can influence decision because it seems weird, and
she'd be like, yeah, I'm with Biden. Yeah, And I
think she and I think that's why a lot of
people are like, who are kind of really looking at

(30:35):
the whole thing and like, are we sure that's the
thing she wants? Is that the thing that someone is
floating out there to be like, oh, this is great.
It's like reverse Obama Biden, right, yeah, for a new generation.
I think anyone that voted for the Iraq war should
not be considered at all any position in the government.
I mean, look at what happened. And Biden I don't

(30:56):
think was just one of the people who was pressing
Anita Hill. I think he was in but no, no,
I think he was like in a leadership position and
also was the primary person who held the prosecution or
you know whoever the Anita hillside from bringing in other witnesses. Right, yeah,

(31:17):
there were people waiting in the wings who would have
basically been like, yes, us to like he sexually abused
us to or sexually harassed us to Biden's like, whole
record is such a trash fire. I think one of
the best parts. I mean, he's probably going to announce
and run, and I think one of the best parts
I'll just be watching him completely deteriorate, because you know,

(31:38):
you have to find some joy in that horrible season
that's coming upon US electoral season. It was like the
small like ember of joy. That was like watching Jeb
just fall apart, Like that was so good. Like obviously
Trump is just monstrous, but like he owned Jeb so hard,
and it's like we'll always have that. That was fucking hilarious.
Please clap. That was just that good good stuff. And

(32:01):
I mean again, he had all the resources anyone could
ever have. And just you guys, the polls, I mean,
the polls, first of all, have never been wrong, especially
when it comes to democratic because they're like, oh, he's
ten points ahead of Trump in a in a you know,
hypothetical Hillary Clinton on election dusand points and I'm saying, like, yo,

(32:22):
let's can we just stop using that as an argument,
Like let's just let all these nominees cook, Let's see
what happens in these debates. Let's let's let's get them,
let's have them get their policy papers and platforms out,
and we can really have the Sun herself. And then
you know, if don't don't hit your wagon to Uncle Joe. Yeah,
but I just don't like it's like almost a lot
of pundits are acting like it's a foregone conclusion that

(32:43):
he's going to be the nominator. Yeah, And I think
a lot of people, because of the establishment, they kind
of want to keep things together. They're sort of want
to favor Joe Biden. But I hope the showing he has,
you know, and the other candidates have, will have people,
you know, reconsider a little bit well at the other
end of the spec trum sort of an underdog, scrappy
underdog candidate who is starting to get a lot of attention.

(33:07):
I will note that I've been talking about him for
a year now. Pet Butt as I call him, Pete
Bleedge is super hot right now, see, and then calls
him the hottest candidate really yeah, the hot They called
him the hottest, the hottest candidate like in terms of
just looks yeah, yeah, I think looks uh and also
like body body, you know, just like he's like was

(33:30):
never in a band attention, right. But the wild story
about him that's like kind of going around on social
media is that he learned a language. Because I forget
which language. It was, but he read a book by
an author that had been translated to English and then
couldn't find any of that author's work that had been

(33:51):
translated to English, like none of their other books had been.
So he just learned that language to like read the
rest of that author's book. So wow, Yeah, he he
speaks like seven eight languages, like, yeah, he's he's smart
as fun. He was a Rhodes scholar. He was a
war Vett. Yeah, Afghan war Vett seems weird. I know,

(34:13):
he knows how to say his own name, Buddha Judge
seems weird. Is that how you say it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
the name is gonna be a problem for him. I
feel like brand I think Pete Butts is people got
mayor Pete. I know, President Pete President Pe do that?
Please you go please call me president? Called me president. Also,

(34:34):
he looks exactly like the coach of the Celtics, which
is being pointed out online Bred Stevens. Yeah, they're they're
definitely from similar dimensions. Yeah, and yeah, Rhodes scholar went
to Oxford. I mean he's it's funny too because when
you man the town hall he had was he had
a really good. Yeah, like it's a performance, highly competent. Yeah,
he showed himself to be like someone we need to

(34:57):
be paying more attention to. And I hope ub great
great couple. Cute. Yeah, they're like a good looking couple.
What's the husband do I'm not sure? Okay, I know
he's all up on Twitter being charming now haunting the
charm offensive for all he's doing Harry Potter talk on there. Yeah,

(35:18):
he talked about everyone on Twitter loves Harry Potter. If
there's one thing I've realized and I don't know anything
that I need to do, I but good for him. Yeah,
but again I think I really hope he gets a
little bit more coverage because man, when you hear him speak,
you're you're almost like, oh wow, this is he has.
His demeanor is like very settled. He just has. He's
very hyper intelligent. He's like Betto, but standing on ground

(35:40):
level instead of a counter for something on your eating surfaces.
Some poor barista has to wipe that up. Betto, He's
was he in New Hampshire right now? I think? Yeah,
just just leaping from table, smashing glasses like ron Berg
when he gets the flute out, stomping on please. So

(36:04):
Mike Huckabee went on Fox and Friends to you know,
Hu Coulby is known as the AOC whisper, the man
who knows how to read anyone's informed about the experience.
It's myke. So he decided to come out to the
comedy lab on Fox and Friends and uh been grinding

(36:24):
you know his shows. Have you seen this show? He
has his own show on Fox. No, I'm not on Fox.
I think it's on O. A. N Or one of
those other conservative networks. But it's like it I didn't
realize show. Oh well, we'll get into that anyway, Chip
who writes a lot of his more So, that was
his whole endgame this whole time, was to like get
a show, like I'm gonna start doing jokes on Twitter

(36:45):
and then I guess it works. Oh the desk bits
are anyway. So yeah, he goes on Fox and Friends.
And if there's anything we've realized about Fox and Friends
since November or even a little bit before that, they
are obsessed with Alexander O. Coustomer. Oh my god, like
I don't I don't even understand what the deal is.
And of course he's on the topic, comes to her

(37:09):
and you know, Brian super brain kill Mede posited a
theory that got Mike huck could be going to and
just listen to this little exchange between two great minds.
And I hope that she continues to be the face
of the Democratic Party. Is the best thing that Donald
Trump and the Republicans have going for them. In somebody's

(37:29):
writing her questions. I saw the questions at Michael Cohen
and saw the questions at Wilburgh Ross, And there's some
forces behind her. I think there's a story there. What well,
they're very well could be. Um. I know there has
been some allegations that she was almost like the Manchurian candidate, recruited, prepared,
you know, I don't know, but the point is that

(37:50):
she got her voters out. Now, there have been some
reports that she is actually an android robot has been
uh made by Chinese communists. I don't know personally, I
don't know, but she's an android cell phone operating on
donut and oating. Because that was a comment from viewer
who was like, I saw the Bryan Kilmeade, Oh he

(38:13):
I thought he said something about like comments or maybe
I just I think he's talking about her because her
line of questioning with Michael Cohen and Wilbur Ross was
so pointed and effective that he was like, I saw
those questions. That's what I'm trying to figure out. It
was just that she I saw the questions. How smart
she was. She must have been. I saw her talking
with complete senses, and and now I realized that she

(38:36):
must be hypnotized. Right, she's using some kind of potion.
We need to get to the bottom of man, candidate. Yeah,
like what that? There's some like they've been, you know,
cooking her up in some lab just waiting to release
her on People are talking about how she is a
social super soldier, right that heard in Alex Jones right there, Yeah,

(38:59):
the global supersulter. She's like Jerry Kushner, Guess what are
we gonna do? What are we going to do with
that levable scamp? He's in something. He's you need something,
no good? He got caught using what's happened? Um, his
own email servers? Why what's wrong with that? I don't

(39:20):
know nothing I forget already, but pernestly like who gives
I know? But that's the sad ship. His own son
in law who's doing business with like high level business. Okay,
who knows who? He's telling everything? He knows You sound
like Trump describing his own work. Actually, I'm doing the
highest level of business. I'm great at deals. Some of

(39:41):
the deals are my language level. Some of the deals
I'm putting together such a level of synergy international relations
that you wouldn't compute. I think it's like one of
the things I've kind of gotten lost, Like, I mean,
there's so much ridiculous it having all the time. But
like Jared Kushner has like high end security clearance for
like no reason, Like Jik Kristeners is like an idiot

(40:02):
who's just like wandered into this situation and he's just like,
but people give him money now that he has high
level security clearance. Exactly there there, that's the other thing.
Trump is making it so much money. It's like, well, yeah,
and that's why there's so many angles in right, Like
whether it's they're suspecting the woman who started the massage
parlor that Robert Kraft got busted at could possibly be

(40:24):
working intelligence. Robert Kraft busted at? What did he though?
The readers want to know? Very brief encounter and yeah,
that she could be a cutout for Chinese intelligence goes deep. Yeah,
it's weird. Like it started off like that, You're like, oh,
this woman, who's that Mara Laga, and then like hold on,
she's using sort of the same mechanisms that like counter intelligence.

(40:45):
People are saying, she's like hanging out with Trump giving
a lot of money under the guys of being a
business person, and that's sort of like, how do you
fly all the way down to Florida for a hand job.
There's got to be something else to play. You're a
fucking multibillionaire. You can get a high end escort, a
hand job wherever you want. That was honestly my first question, right,

(41:06):
why is he going? Oh is he flying down there?
I didn't realize he flew specifically to Florida apparently too.
I mean maybe not just to go there, but like
to stop off you have to go to that place. Wow, Well,
maybe he's trading secrets anyway, allegedly. I don't know. So
Robert kraft Is people are saying, I've heard that, but yeah,

(41:27):
Like and the same thing with Jared Kushner, Like he
has vulnerabilities, he has debts. They're finding ways to get
influenced by you know, sidetrack, like sidestepping and getting influenced
by approaching Jared. So anyway, that book Kushner Inc. Uh,
you know, is out, I think, but there's just more
more excerpts that are just up Murdock. Uh. In that

(41:48):
Jane Mayer article about the Fox News White House, they
say that Rupert Murdock talks to Jared Kushner like daily. Yeah,
I think, yeah, keep going, well, my boy, exactly. It's
like the emper don't forget your spice. But yeah, so

(42:13):
there's a few key things and again this whole genre
of book of oh you won't guess what I saw
in the White House, which is kind of exploitative. Yeah
it is, and it really doesn't offer any new information,
but it's nice to get detailed about the things we ridiculous.
So it's just wild that like there there was half
of the country was desperate for something like this to

(42:34):
come out. During the Obama administration, the White House fucking bonker.
They had that ship so buttoned up that there's just
like nothing when you're not still no tell hard to
have a controversial administration, We're not committing traditional crimes. Yeah
that's right. Um so yes, but they don't care about that,

(42:57):
don't They don't care about double tap weddings and drums.
That's yeah, that's that's one thing that's a big blank
spot missing in that anyway. So with Jared, there's a
few takes that are kind of really interesting. One is
this sort of this idea that he really doesn't get
or actually, no, I shouldn't say that he doesn't get.
It seems that he is actually very in touch with
issues that working mom's face. He's a feminist, Yeah, he

(43:19):
is so this In this expert he's talking sort of
about how he's just in awe of how quickly like Ivanka,
you know, bounced back from pregnancies and was back to work.
Apparently within days of giving birth, he went down to
close a deal for Trump properties. Yeah she did, Sorry,
she did. H quote. She feels she has to prove
her herself to her father, he said, clearly both surprised

(43:40):
and impressed. But after Joseph was born, one of their sons,
Jared was more blase and clueless. According to that same colleague,
he opined at an observer event that he could not
understand why people took so much time off around pregnancies. Quote,
after all there's so many people helping. Oh my god,
how like people that have been that rich their whole
their whole life just from reality they have, No, they

(44:03):
don't have they can't help play ground, they don't. I
mean that's I think that should be disqualifying, right, Like
if you don't even if you can't even understand, like
if you're in your mind everyone is living the same
way you are, you cannot be we cannot help anyone.
And again he doesn't really help. And that's why, like
you see, like these attacks, people try to disparage AOC, like, oh,
weren't you like a bartender four years ago? I was like, yes,

(44:26):
she actually had to like work a real job and
supporters off, unlike pretty much any politician any power ever
has to do. Yeah. Anyway, So and then another one.
It seems like he doesn't really understand what the use
of journalism is at all, or like why he doesn't
like people get into it. Why would all these highly
educated people do a job that pays such ship money?

(44:48):
Essentially his question, there's no deals deals, Why are these
idiots taking low paying jobs when they could work in
commercial real estate and make a ton of money. God,
then he said he did not understand the public service
aspect at all. Why don't just pay fifty million to
Harvard and and then go to Harvard? It's crazy. I
don't know what the hell like, why would you want

(45:10):
to live in a studio apartment with a roommate? Yeah? Anyway? Uh?
And also he is a poser. What look, there's another accerpt. Okay,
I'm just picturing him with like skater clothes on, Like, uh,
did you you don't even skate? You see my Osirius
Chad Musca fucking g bag who has a speaker in it?

(45:32):
I know what all that means. Anyways, I think he
was with Osiris right anyway, all my all, my Chad
Musca fans, let me know. Um muskrats must gang. So
this is another expert quote. On Jared's office walls at
six six six Fifth Avenue, along with a photograph of
John F. Kennedy, was a frame containing the first page
of the Charles Dickens novel A Tale of Two Cities,

(45:53):
which famously begins it was the best of Times. It
was the burst of Times. Not from the Simpsons never mind.
Jared has told a reporter he bought it because he
so loved the phrase. But when a different visitor asked
what he thought of the novel, a classic set during
the French Revolution, Jared was dismissive, quote, I haven't read it. Yeah,
of course he's never read a book. I think him
and Trump have never read a book. I would I

(46:15):
would bet money. Yeah, Trump, definitely. I'm just trying to
think if there was right, I'm sure we could be
funny and think of a book one of them has read.
Trump used to keep a book of Hitler's speeches next
to I mean, it's not funny, but he literally kept
the book of Hitler speeches next to his bed. I
can't imagine he was reading those though. I had to

(46:35):
read Hop on Pop once too, and I didn't care
for it. I don't know about main, but yeah, again,
things we probably already knew. But it's funny to even
actually hear them as quotes because we see his face
and we get that he doesn't really know much about anything,
and then him be like, I mean, there's so many

(46:55):
people helping after you you have a child. The funny
thing was to remember when like no one had heard
him speak publicly in the beginning and came out and
did this press conference he was like, it was like
Beckham for the first time I found out he was
voiced by the same guy who does Elmo's voice was
Jared's or Vanessa beyor alright, we're gonna take one more

(47:16):
quick break, We'll be right back, And we're back, And
so is Deadwood? Baby, Yes are you Deadwood? One of
my favorite shows of all time? Yeah, I am so

(47:36):
fucking the movie. It's been twelve years of literally rumors
about this and it's finally happening. You watch the teaser.
You know, I'm not gonna watch any teaser until an
official trailer comes out. I'll say some Timothy Old of
fine man, he still looks great. Guy's age, like a
fine what is what is his skincare? But everybody else
has been recast, so but it should be good. Yeah, Shane,

(48:01):
like one of my favorite actors. Their placed Ian McShane
with my livent to Maglia and he's like, I'm swearing
that was a weird one that they had him. Okay,
all jokes aside, Yes, it is. Everybody there's still alive. Um,

(48:21):
it's always Actually, I don't want to spoil anyone who
hasn't seen the show. Anyway, The teaser finally came out.
We have a release date May thirty one. It's going
to happen. I'm just excited because I really felt I mean,
it's just such a shame. It's one of the best
HBO shows. It's up there with the greats, but you know,
it's one of those the same tale like Rome and

(48:43):
a few other shows. The budgets were just too much
and they had to just end it very abruptly, and
everyone was like, had to make from Cincinnati. That was
a story that needed to be told. Is that what
commediately followed it? That's what milch right, was that about Jesus? Uh?
What if Jesus was a dumb surfer? Yeah? I think

(49:03):
that was. He was just like sort of like a
metaph he was like he was No, he wasn't like
really Jesus, but he was a Christ like Christ like yeah,
like wait, come to think of it, like the Mas realized,
Thank you, Carl C. I can tell them I'm smart.

(49:23):
I get it now. But yeah, So I just want
to keep people up to date on that because I
think it's very important. My god, it's going to be
the best. We wanted to check in with the good
people of the Varsity Blues scannal. I don't want your laugh,
not the movie, your laugh operation. I love that they

(49:44):
named it that. Yeah. Yeah, they're just fans, you know,
big Vanderbeek heads. Yeah, or they just couldn't think of
anything like college school school football, school football film that works.
Do Vanderbeek fans call themselves vander Geeks? Probably speakers? So

(50:05):
what's going on with Felicity? So a little boy watch
for you? We haven't done that in the midte because
US Weekly has a lot of tea from the fallout
of all this ship, namely that neither Felicity Huffman nor
Lori Laughlin understand that like what the big deal is here?
Like I thought, this is all works my kids. So

(50:25):
what we're talking about from US Weekly, Lorie is really
a great mom who is completely into her kids and
family life. The source says. She lives and breeds her
husband and children. Her intentions were pure in Lorie's mind.
The end result made everything she had to do worth it,
the source tells US Weekly, And she really didn't even
see it as being a huge deal. I love that
her daughter didn't even want to go to college and

(50:46):
wanted to be like an Instagram influencer or whatever, Like, Mom,
you ruined my influencer career. I just care about her
so much and I have to get her into school
otherwise her life might be ruined. Or she's playing four
D chess and she's like, you can't be an influencer. Right,
this is going to because gonna make your brand, You'll
no longer being influenced, and you release a sex tape boom. Right. Look,
Chris Jenner told me the whole formula step only a

(51:07):
step two called the Gender Planet's never failed. But I
like that they're still at the phase where your kid
doesn't even realize they did something wrong. They're just like,
you mean, I'm not smart. Yeah, and she knew she did.
But I wrote my essay about Instagram and how it
really affects me when people are negative in their comments,

(51:30):
and then I learned to be empathetic. Um. And then
Felicity Huffman though right up, they gave for her situation
a little bit darker, you know, because apparently William H.
Macy is like, really fucked up over all of this.
A source revealed in the new issue of US that
the Shameless Star is quote heartbroken and has quote been
in tears over the ordeal. And then meanwhile, quote Huffman

(51:53):
never knew this would become so serious, and insider told
us she hasn't fully grasped the extent of her alleged
crimes or the possibility of prison time. If you made
William H. Macy cry, you fucked up. He does enough
emotional crying on camera. He needs a quiet home life.
But again, I want to take that with a grain
of salt, because obviously she's being charged because it was

(52:14):
her money or whatever. But they he was around, so
I would hate for us weekly to be like, all, honey,
I'm taking to the college. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, Yeah,
yeah right, I'm building my ship in the bottom. But
then they also say that Felicity and Bill have been arguing, well,
your biggest concern is Felicity's criminal case and how it
is impacting their daughter, because their daughter did not know

(52:34):
about any of this until all this ship went right
this she was one of the ones who's like s
A T was corrected for her, and so this is
all being done. She was being gas lit into thinking
she was smart and now is being publicly revealed that
she's dummy to her and the world. Yeah, well you
know that it's a real quote because the insight source

(52:57):
called William H. Mazy Bill, so that yeah, I mean
only they must be the Macy. Yeah, I just you know,
when these kids, man, they just get gas lit by
their privilege. It's a shame. It's a shame. It's going
to have to drop out of school, have no choice
but to become an influence. Seeing it before you see
it again. They hit the streets. Next thing you know,

(53:18):
they're influencing. And I think USC has been like we're
kicking out people who we believe were ensnared in this,
or they're not allowing them to register for the next one.
Other people are like looking to see how culpable they
are to then determine whether or not they should stay.
I mean, either way, they got in under false pretenses,
whether they knew about it or didn't. Super producer Nick
Stuff believes every single one of these kids knew that

(53:38):
they were what they were getting in right, and it's
just plausible deniability. They're not smart, right. Yeah, although I've
met people who like their parents basically encouraged them to
the end of the world and they're like, that's true,
that's true. They're just being the bubble. They're like, yeah,
I'm doing a graffiti pop up gallery if you want
to come through. Okay, in the back of your It's
in my parents garage. Yeah. Show though I think I

(54:01):
have more communan be there. Civil warship keeps getting scarier
and scarier from my point of view, which is why
it's amazing that the trailer for the new Robert Evans
show It Could Happen Here is out, So go subscribe.
It's our new podcasts. That way you can tell everyone
you saw it coming. When the Muller Report starts the

(54:23):
Second Civil War, Yeah, I mean, yeah, tensions are burning.
We'll see, we'll see who's gonna John Brown it up?
But what's happens? Great segue, Yeah, out of that one,
just one. Just wanted everybody to know before we end
things on a more somber note. No, that's not true.

(54:46):
We're gonna talk about the Forrest Gump sequel that we
almost had. I didn't know there was going to be one, Yeah,
And I asked you. You're like, oh, yeah, I knew. Well,
I knew it because my job used to be to
look to yeah. Yeah, Mine was to smoke weed at
the park, they go and kick kicks basketballs into the
parking lot so near me. The screenwriter of the original

(55:08):
Forrest Gump, Eric Roth Yeah, sat down with Yahoo to
talk about the script he wrote for the sequel. Yeah,
and I didn't know. He starts off being like, just
so you know, I handed the script into Zamchis on
September two one, and he was like, I put the
script on a plane with a courier. Yeah. I was assured.

(55:30):
And then so then he says, like, after the eleven happens,
and they're like, this movie actually has no meaning and
it doesn't make sense. Yeah, I mean not that I
don't think you could have healed the nation, guys, the
fractured nation. Well, let's let's listen to what the movie was.
So again, I didn't know there was one. I also
did not know the wacky ship they were playing. Again,

(55:54):
just feast your ears on this sort of guide through
what would have been in Forrest Gump. Too. Was going
to art basically with the little Boy, his little boy
having you know, aids, and people wouldn't go to class
with him in Florida. And we had actually a funny
sequence where they were busting in Florida at the same time,
so that people were angry about either the bussing or

(56:17):
the kids having to go to school with the kid
who had AIDS, you know, so there was a big conflict.
One of the funny things we had him in the
back of I had him in the back of O.
J's Bronco and that he would look up occasionally and
they didn't see him in the rear, you know, they
popped down. I had him Um as a ballroom dancer
who was really good and he could do the rope

(56:39):
ballroom dancing, and eventually, just as sort of a charity
kind of thing, he danced with Princess Diana, you know.
So that those kind of things we had. There was
a funny sequence where he he meets on the on
the bus the Native American woman and he said, I
finally found my calling. And he's a bingo caller on

(57:00):
a reservation. And uh. The big event in that is Um,
which you could see was diminished only in tragedy, I guess,
because it's the same tragedy. But every day he'd go
wait for the native his Native American partner. She taught
nursery school at a sort of a government building there

(57:21):
in Oklahoma City, and she was sitting on the bench
waiting for her to have lunch, and all of a sudden,
the building behind blows up. So that was our big
sort of event for that, you know. And like I said,
HeLa fractured nation. I think maybe everything we had written
was me because I don't know, and everything felt meaning
don't be so hard on yourself. Eric, Wait, did this

(57:44):
guy just do coke? And you're like, yo, let's he's crack.
I'll crack it out over a weekend. Yeah, he's dancing
with Princess Diana, his lover who works at the federal
building in Oklahoma. It's the first one I haven't seen
since I was young. I feel like, I mean, they
cram a lot of historical events, but these are a
lot of Vietnam. It's just maybe because it's so recent,

(58:06):
because I guess, yeah, that's a good point. There's assassinations,
there's Vietnam. There's like all sorts of terrible But it's
like he was there when JFK got assassinated or when RFK,
Like it's like he meets them down to pick up
a nickel and the bullet like goes over him and
JFK and he's like, oh, penny, it's a penny that's
glued to that. It's one of those tricks. Time he's

(58:29):
still there. Um, but yeah, I mean that would have
been a tour dade farce. I mean, it's wild that
they ever thought that was a good idea. But I
still give them credit for being probably like the top
ten percent of awareness of Hollywood executives for being like, oh,
this doesn't work at all. But imagine though, had that

(58:54):
been pitched the year before and eleven, like it's pre
nine eleven was coming out on Soptember ten, and they're like,
I guess, yeah, I should have rewritten it, so he's
in nine eleven or something. Make it really you know,
I mean, who knows. I mean there's still time that's shy.
He might be a grandpa or something. And Haley Joel
Osmond just like this, like, dude, God, what was the

(59:19):
joke about the kid had? What's funny? It's kind of
funny sequence. He also described the Oklahoma City thing as
a funny season. This is a funny bit. People's limbs
are showering down around him while I was waiting at
the bus. He doesn't even notice and she works in
a nurse, right, So it's because a lot of the
people who died where children at a like daycare. But

(59:42):
I don't know what interesting man shout up to the
guy at Yahoo who was like having to look at
him and act like those were serious ideas. He was
very respected. I'm like, yo, hold on what No, this
was like a go movie like this wasn't like he
wasn't like p change this on spec and you know
what was eleven? It never happened. It would have been

(01:00:03):
a huge hit, even like oh god, Oklahoma bombing that
was so long ago, we could even we just did
a show about a live show and we do like
instead of the daily like for our live shows, we
do entire years and we looked at the matrix. Even
that movie feels like weird, like it like it was
just like right before nine eleven like that. It doesn't

(01:00:25):
totally Yeah, I don't know what about it doesn't make sense.
But it's just like everything is so dude, it doesn't
make sense. Is that you've always felt something was wrong
about right now Jack Anderson, the War on tur that
they're going around just like shooting innocent people. No, no,
they're projections. People, their programs, their programs. Also, his passport

(01:00:51):
expired on nine eleven. The character Mrs Tom Anderson. Yeah,
when they like, when a smith's going through his file
and he's interrogating him, there's a quick moment where he
goes to his passport like a scan pass Also, isn't
it the turtle turtle scene from the Danna Carr movie
Master's Guy. They were filming that on nine eleven and
then they heard what happened and they did a moment
of silence and then just kept filming. Yeah, I just
gotta gotta keep it brutal piece of nine eleven. Were

(01:01:14):
rolling on that and he's like wearing that turtle turtle R.
We'll take it. Hold on, Okay, we're under Okay, let's
roll it. Were burning daylight here people. It's just an
amazing testament to Danna Carvey's work ethic. He just vision,
singular vision as he's a nice guy. We gotta get this.

(01:01:35):
I didn't realize he said Garth is based off of
his brother. Oh yeah, because his brother is kind of
like and Mike, and Mike said the same thing that
that character is based off his brother is based off
Mike's brother amazing. I love to meet their lesser. Yeah right,
this guy should do a tour. Can you imagine when
they're like, I'm actually the guy who was the real
you know, the real Cramer has like a bus tour, Ye,

(01:01:56):
the real the guys from the real Wayne and Garth
to do if man, I think the real Kramer is
like problematic, maybe Healy and there every Kenny Kramer. Kenny
is probably every version of Creamer. All right, well, but
don't anything about lo mess. He's a good man, won't. Okay?
Who's that just one of those like nope, those people

(01:02:18):
that Creamers like you never meet. And he's like, oh,
that's Lomz's place of worship when he's doing the bus two.
Sam uh, Carl, It's been a pleasure. Thank you so much. Guys.
Where can people find you? I am at Carl Hess
on Twitter and Instagram? That's k A R L H
S S. Damn jumped on that one early huh And

(01:02:39):
is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Yes? This one.
This one made me laugh pretty hard because everyone has
been talking about the Elizabeth Holmes things on Twitter. So
this is from Liz Watson at Watson Totts My favorite
thing about every Elizabeth Holmes story are the legions of
old men who are all like she had this indefinable quality,
that star power her. You knew she was special. You

(01:03:02):
always wanted to hear what you had to say. And
it's like, sir, what you are describing is horny nous.
Uh miles, Where can people find you? You can follow
me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Tweet
I like is from at oh God, Dicky Dicky green Leaf.

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(01:04:09):
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know nobody calling it and then blank and then a
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polka dot because I know, yeah, they yeah, they always
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episodes and our foot where we link off to the
comation that we talked about in today's episode, as well
as the song we I don't care if you're from
Naboo best spin or yeah, you could be hairrier than
a Cochique native. That's a wookie play it okay? Uh

(01:05:20):
song Actually, I would like to do a song by
s Ma Harbor. I've done a track by this person before,
just really dark sample beats. A few weeks ago, we
did a version of When I Go to Sleep that
was in Rushandal, but this is another version of that song.
I like. Uh, and this if I asked mahrba but
it's spelled w I g T s like when I

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Go to Sleep. Check that out. The spooky can just
get you into a weekend. Al Right, guys, that's gonna
do it for this week. Enjoy the Basketball Attorney over
the weekend. Uh, this should be a holiday if you
ask me, bro. But have a great weekend everyone, and
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