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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, Episode three
of Daily Night Guys My Heart Radio. This is the
podcast we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness
and say, officially, off the top, fuck the Coach Brothers
Day Night, they're the nicest, and fuck Fox News especially.
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It's Wednesday, March eighteen. My name is Jack O'Brien a K.
I've been to Trader Joe's, I've been to cost Coe,
I crossed the eye ten for a single role. My
toilet papers load that is courtesy of Christie. I'm a
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Gucci mane and I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co host Mr Miles washall hands wash them
Miles of make a stay in the house. So day,
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let's make this go away. Thank you too at Chrispy Meme,
don't at Christi, Yamagucci Maine. You got two in there.
That's Oh, it's going to be a big day. Oh wow.
Do we have a hat trick? Do we got to
try to start throwing Octopi onto the ice? We'll see.
We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
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by the hilarious, the talented, the third post of our show.
She is Jamie, don't dian hotach to hotach wi stand
awsome ms girl, little zam obtous, please don't fall in
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it is there, it is. It's CHRISTI d bomb drop
being the ball and I think in there too. I
love it, truly a genius. And Jamie, how are you.
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I'm I'm well, I'm well, you know there, Yeah, I
took my dog in a brief walk. You know a
lot of people dog walkers fully across the street from
each other, distancing responsibly. Do you guys acknowledge each other? Uh?
Well we we we yes. I think it's important, especially
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during social distancing when even you can't be close to people,
but you should make eye contact otherwise it starts to
feel scary. Right, Yeah, So my update is that, and
I think that the quarantine is going to be a
lot of weird poops in the quarantine, some weird poops
starting from you, in particular your dog. I mean, I
think from the from the entire household. We've been kind
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of in solidarity on that front. Still a lot of
that is that a diet induced variation and the and
the Balmer Hamburger Helper based Well, yeah, we were all
just talking about how we've been having different hamburger helper
you you had. I'm so glad. Yeah, I'm so glad.
We both connected because I was like, yeah, you know,
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I'm I'm I've been need a lot of box a
lot more box meals like tuna help or hamburger help.
But going back to my roots, um and we both
found out we both were enjoying the same taco themed
hamburger helper, which has nothing to do with anything closely
related to Mexican cuisine. Is having the fact that there
are crunchy tortilla strips that you put on top the
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hamburger helper at the end, which you love to have.
It's a good component of it. It's wonderful. I just
had to, you know, added a little coom in, a
little chili powder onions, some garlic powder I had. The
seasoning was not hitting right, so I had to take
I had to help the hamburger helper. I am the
one who who helps the burger helper. You said, help me,
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help you help Exactly we've really been we've been becoming
hamburger meat connoisseurs. Yeah, I think I don't. I don't
know how long that will last before we're like, well,
you know, it would be good. In my head, I'm like,
we got to help small businesses in order to take out,
and it's some some of that, but also it's like
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we can't keep eating hamburger meat. We keep shitting. Yeah, yeah,
that's good that at least because sometimes uh yeah, red
meat just doesn't allow for that. And really weird, like
two weeks down the road, oh, something to look forward to.
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Uh so, what you're ordering take out? Then you're spicing
it up with a little helper? Is that what's going on? No,
we've been making our own handbra help, Okay, I gotta
gotta go. Yeah, No, helping a helper is a solo endeavor.
I don't know. I don't presume that a restaurant needs
their help. I need their help for you go to
a restaurant you're like, hey, can you toss this hamburger
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helper into whatever you're making? I think that you might
need a little help. Sorry, Um, we are a Michelin
starred Mexican restaurant. Yeah, I know, but you know, more
on that later, More on that. Yeah. I actually went
to a Right Aid last night to pick up some
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meds for the fam, and it was completely empty. Other
than me, I'm wondering if and like it didn't. I mean,
some of the stuff, like the bread is still all gone,
the eggs are still all gone, but for the most part,
it didn't look like it had been completely scavenged. I'm
wondering if the whole hoarding thing and what we've been
seeing in grocery stores is going to slowly, uh come
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to an end. I mean, I know a lot of
the stocks were empty or the shelves are empty because
they needed time to restock, but I think also, yeah,
there's just been such a run on all these products
that I haven't been into a grocery store in a
few days. But from the photos I'm getting, it's the
one consistent thing seems to be there. Either doling out
the toilet paper if they have it, and pasta like
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frozen food was still seemed to be everyone on everyone's mind.
Is the easiest thing to make. So yeah, we've been
going to there's like a bodega down the street from us,
and they're like small shops. I feel like people kind
of overlook them sometimes because they're still like super well stucked.
We were able to get a case of water bottles
from there yesterday. Yeah. I feel like that's the secret
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is people are all posting video and photographs of their
main grocery stores that have like the shelves completely cleared off,
but there there are places where you can still get stuff. Yeah,
yet we still have this blind spot to small businesses.
Yeah you think we would have. Don't trust them. Liquor store,
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one of the liquor stores by my house has so
much toilet paper. I was like, I know, y'all are
good because no one, no one one. Everyone who goes
in there is just buying like malt liquor, or blunt
wraps um and maybe the odd star kissed tuna camp. Yeah.
That's why we know what's at the bodega is because
my because Isaac has to go get a pack of
swish or sweets every seconds. So way is he's smoking blunts?
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He said, yeah, he's smoking blunts. Oh, Jam, I didn't
know he was a blunt smoker, my man. Yeah, he's
a Milwaukee blunt smoker. What do you think? What do
you think when you see your man just being like, hey, babe,
I gotta go. I gotta go cop another pack of
Swishers and crack them open. It's it's always I always
forget it's going to happen when we're at the store,
and then he'll go to the front and be like hey,
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and uh, kind of a pack of Swisher Swish. It's
just like it doesn't like, it doesn't fall, it doesn't
like trip off the tongue in any elegant way. It like,
I like always said, swish your sweets because the old
heads are like, yeo, let me get some. Let me
get the Swishers real quick. Does he get a flavor
or is it just the normal like maroon color package,
just the regular package? Wow? Yeah? Is that is that?
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I don't smoke blunts really, so I don't. I don't know,
like what the what the almost? Oh no, I mean
it's really up to the smoker. I mean now with
all of the little hints of flavor, a lot of
people have straight away from the traditional swish or sweet.
I like the great ones myself, but yeah, to eat
their own. There's just something so funny, Jamie. I just
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want to see you around Isaac smoking a blunt. I
just want to witness your how you are around it,
how how like what his swag is? Because I did
not take Isaac for a blunt smoker. Oh yeah, he's
full on high school we'd dealer goes up, he gets
the swish of sweets, you know, the whole, the whole, yea,
the sound system in it. He's like, yeah, I mean
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we we should probably get a pet snake to just
really steely. Meanwhile, I do want to say that I
immediately pegged him as a blunt smoker so much. That's
Jack's sixth cents. I actually, yeah, yeah, it's my weird
super superpower. First time I met him, he came up
to me, he was like, oh, so, uh you're with her, majesty.
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Huh you see you're a blunt smoker, right, Yeah, Like
I just know because yeah, she she seems like she'd
be with a blunt smoker. Yes. I always seeing her
with swisher guts stuck to her clothes when she come
just crumbled. Um. All right, well this is basically what
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we're gonna be doing this episode, talking shit. We'll we'll
probably touch on some news stuff. We'll come up with
some tips with dealing with lockdown. Uh, we're gonna talk
about just general Funckory's still going on, how the Wall
Street Journal is, uh that they're saying there's a generational
divide happening. So we're gonna put that, put that theory
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to the test, check in on the primaries. Uh, and
we're gonna talk about Rue Paul. We're gonna talk about
some of the more inventive ways we're seeing people uh
spend time during quarantine. All of that plenty more. But first,
Jamie Miles, anyone want to share with us, uh, something
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from your search history that's revealing about who you are,
where you are, we where we are? Sure? Should I
go first? Sure? I okay. So I'm really trying to
make the most of any free time I have or
just to focus myself. I started running, uh, which is
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very new for the old old king blunt smoker over here.
Party of ask your fitness not a really big part
of my day to day unless it was when I
was playing soccer. Um, So I went on a run.
And it's very cold right now in l A, I
mean relative to l A. Like it was about forty
eight this morning when I went for the run, and
like I came back can like I started coughing. So
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I surged like cough after a run. And this seems
to be like a light asthma type thing. It's not
it's gone away. But for a moment, I did the
thing like everyone does, which is like, Okay, it's happened
to me. But it turns out I just it can
happen when you're running cold cold air. Yeah, running running
can kind of funk with my immune system. If I'm
like not in good shape and I try to run,
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it like knocks me down a little bit. So that
is my excuse for not running. Mine is all that
damn Hamburger helper I've been eating. I must run. I
don't run. I I used I ran in like middle school,
and I was like really really good in cross country
and middle school, but then I threw up running one
time and then I was like, I'm never going to
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run again, and I haven't, right, I mean the key
I've been using like a like an app for guided
runs because I didn't realize I was like running way
too hard whenever I would go on runs, because like
in my mind, I'm like, yeah, man, you gotta fucking
you gotta start healing the road out there, and that
would just really not be good on the body. So
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I had to find like what my real like sort
of paces in terms of like comfortably running, and I'm like,
oh right, build from there. That is the secret to
running and enjoying running is being willing to run really
really slow, like embarrassingly slow, like what you think is
too slow, because then you can run for longer distances
and it becomes much more relaxing and meditative. Yeah, Jamie,
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anything in your search history that's really yeah, a bunch
of stuff. Day three you was rough on the search history.
I I well, I I made I let myself make
one cursed Amazon order, and I promised myself I was
going to leave like a package of like cookies and
like something out for the delivery person because I'm like, ah,
I know I shouldn't be ordering a violin to the house,
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but I ordered a violin to the house. I got
the violin and someone is zeke gang. I gotta hit
them back because they were like, hey, I'm doing remote
violin lessons during the quarantine first two free special offer.
I was like, oh shit, I'm gonna be up, Like
so I got I got the violin. I was looking
up Club Penguin versus Neo Pets, trying to figure out
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where to divert my time because there are a nightclub
club Club Penguin was the nightclub of my youth. It's
they really so Club Penguin was this like vergue like
it was basically like a kid's rip off of the Sims,
but with penguins, and you'd be like, come over to
my iglu and you can like talk ship with other kids. Um.
And so they reopened it. I don't know if it
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has to do with quarantining or if it was just
good timing. And then Neo Neopets has never closed and
I still play when I you know, when I when
I'm in a when I'm feeling some kind of way,
I go into my Neopets account. So I looked up that,
and then I looked up the most embarrassing one. Isaac
caught me googling, uh, celebrity workouts for certain movies. I'm like,
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oh what. I He caught me googling like my Natalie
Portman black Swan workout and He's just like, why would
you want to look like Natalie Portman and black Swan?
She looked like like she was strong, but she was
supposed to look like sure she was falling apart. I
was like, oh, yeah, you're specifically talking about the finger
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now workout right, I was trying to figure out start
splitting and falling off. That's like the most just disturbing
piece of body horror that I have experienced. Well, I
love it. There we actually well that I guess that's
round about promo. We have our our bettel cast episode
on Black Swan is coming out on Thursday, and it's like,
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it's so good. I love that movie so much. But
that was like, how do I get that Black Swan body,
that skinless, hairless body that got the Swan bod? She
got that Swan bod? I was googling kef in content
of Mountain Do zero. That is what I am consuming.
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That's my guilty pleasure right now. It's a little higher
than regular mountain dew. You guys. Uh. It is sixty
eight milligrams per twelve fluid ounce can and the usual
is fifty two. So shout out to Mountain Dew zero.
I have already finished, by the way, I should, I
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should announce that I have already finished my bottle of
Mountain Do zero that I started when we started recording.
So damn, you're like me with the canned cold brew
right now? Yeah? Yeah, uh, Jamie miles me myself. What
is something you think is underrated right now? Oh, this
is a fun one. Uh, I boughts like, uh robot
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call bots. So I was I was on the phones
yesterday for Mr Burney, right, I was making calls and
it was horrible, Like yesterday was especially horrible because you
have to call people and be like, hey, so you
know there's still an election, and they're like, isn't that
voted suppression? And you've got to be like yep, uh
so so. But sometimes you'll get like bots that say hello, hello, hello,
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a million times, and then it takes you like a
few seconds to be like, oh, ship, this is a bot.
I have to hang up. But yesterday the bot is
answering the phone. Yeah, it's kind of like a trolley
bot because they interpret my calling as a robot call.
And so some people put in they like use these services.
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The one I've been coming up against. I figured out
what it is. It's called robot Killer, and I guess
people will install it to prevent robot calls, which people
who are making political calls. It's sometimes like registers as
a robot call, even though it's like a real person.
So there's a bunch of them. I've found out. I've
never got one. I've like made like hundreds of thousands
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of but like, uh, you get like someone picks up
and they're like, hey, hey, what's this concerning? And I'm like, oh,
you know, I'm Jamie. You didn't call him? And he's like, yeah,
hold on, I actually it's um, I mean a canoe
right now. Uh, but I really want to hear you out,
and I like I figured out it was a robot
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call after or it was like when like it was
basically a ten minute sketch. I listened to the whole thing.
And in the sketch, it's the premise of it is
that he wants to listen to what you have to say,
but he's in the middle. He's in a canoe. He
keeps being like, sorry, I gotta turn the canoe. Uh.
The canoe ends up capsizing, he drops his phone in
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the water. He retrieves his phone from the water, he
gets out, he's arrested, he shot. Then the cop takes
the phone and says, what is this concerning? And then
you're supposed to try to talk to the cop about
Bernie Sanders policies. It goes on for so long, I
didn't even have the end. It's so and then I
posted right on those I don't I know. It was like,
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actually really well written and performed. I felt for it
for a little while, and then I posted about it
and someone was like, oh, yeah, there's one where the
guy's wife is in labor and he's like, I can
listen to you talk about platforms between contractions. There's one
where he's like an exterminator and he has to kill
a snake while he's on the phone. It's like, I
don't know. It was very underrated. I wish I could
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listen to them all. I don't know how to access them. Yeah,
shout out to the production company who is making it
harder for both I guess, robotcolors and people who are
trying to do good in the world. Um, miles, you
were saying, you were saying that hitting your friends up
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on Google hangouts sort of underrated, very underrated. I've had
like morning video hangouts with like old co workers who
like you know how like when you you work at
one spot, you usually become friends with people. Some of
them you become friends good enough with that like even
when you leave, you still hang out. But other times,
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like you end up in that weird place of always
like like edging friendship where you're like, yeah, bro, like
we gotta kick it soon for sure. Cut two or
three months later. Yeah, you know it's gonna happen this time.
Don't worry. I've used this time to like kind of
close that gap and like just holler at people and
and and see everyone's face. You know. Just it's it's
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been a very uh it's been useful also too, I
think because a lot of people I think look at
sort of distancing or the idea of distancing is like
isolating themselves, and you don't want to do that. You
want to you actually want to still interact. Obviously, you
might not be making plans like you used to and saying, oh,
we're gonna go here tonight, we're gonna go there, let's
all meet here, but you can still have your like
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social interaction uh video wise, and it's something you know,
like it's do it with like your your turn your
text threads that you have where you like are somewhat
active or just active every couple of days. I guarantee
you a lot of people if if they're lucky enough
to be working from home and have a little bit
of spare time. You can just connect with everybody for
a second. It's very life affirming. And also, don't feel
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bad to say no if people want to make plans
or if people are saying or don't feel bad if
people are telling, you know, to making plans. This is
what is unfortunately being asked of us to limit the
spread of the infection. So let's try and make the
boast most of it. But do that with you know,
underrated Google video hangouts. Yeah, we're doing uh my or
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my nephew's fifth birthday party on Google Hangouts this afternoon. Yeah,
because that was really cool idea by my sister who
was constantly putting me to shame as a parent the
best parent. Hey, well you can one up by having
a violin playing Beetlejuice impersonator and a blunt freestyle rapper
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pop in for entertainment. I I found this site this
morning called quarantine chat dot com and it's it's quarantine
like chat roulette there. I mean they're they're they're marketing
at it as something that is beautiful right now, but
by tomorrow quarantine chat dot com will be compromised. Yeah,
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I do wonder phone. I guess it's just on the phone.
So it's like it's oh really yeah, like an it says, No,
I think it just connects you with a random person,
like one to one person. Oh yeah, I don't know.
I don't think it's in your area. It's it's like
a worldwide I think you just like put in what
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is the language you want to speak in, and they
connect you to someone who speaks that language also wants
to talk to someone. But that how many of these people?
How many of these people are in canoes in the
middle of the river. I talked to a canoe guy
for so it was embarrassing or dating. I was like, yeah,
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I like fully like I'm engaged. It's up. Yeah. I
mean there's a lot of zoom is. Obviously a lot
of people are using that, but you know, for anybody
who is, uh in recovery, there's a lot of different
like kind of virtual meetings that are happening using zoom
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that are pretty cool, like people, I don't know. Zoom
is not a bad application, and uh, it's a good
way to you know, if you're if you've been thinking
about trying out some of the like community based recovery
things like A and n A and stuff like that.
It's an easy way to just go in there and
lark without anybody you know, calling your name or whatever.
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Uh yeah, So there you go. Let's take a quick
break and then we'll come back with some overrated and
myths and maybe some news too. We'll be right back
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and we're back, and what's something that we think is overrated? Miles,
you had paying attention to the news or social media,
just get off the news. It's overrated right now to
be very engaged with the news. Given the restrictions we
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have on our movement and our ability to interact and socialize,
I think the last thing you want to do is
have any fucking news station website open constantly and be
checking it over and over and over again. I understand
we have a natural urge as people to want to
know what's happening, but there's a fine line between staying
informed and like just obsessing over every development to the
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point that it's it will you'll you will burn out
very quickly. Take it from somebody who has been doing
a daily podcast trying to cover all of the horrific
news around the world constantly, try and give yourself some time,
like you know, maybe three times a day, allow yourself
to check in, read a couple whatever the top headlines are,
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um and read some news. I would also advise, like
I I for for even for this show prior to
you know, a lot of the things changing with the virus,
I would never look at news before I went to sleep.
It's just good. I want to like maintain as much
like tranquility going into like my night hours as possible,
So like give yourself a news cut off, like before
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dinner or whatever. If things are that lit, you will
find out. And there's many ways to find out any
really pressing information. But for the most part, like really
try and engage with it only a few times a day,
and I would, honestly I would try and replace it
with meditating. Um I try and start the morning with that.
That's why I like I try and make it part
of like running. Just meditating in general is such a
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great way to like anchor yourself to be able to
are your thoughts. I think a lot of us tend
to have over active internal mental chatter that can lead
to a lot of anxiety. And know that's true for myself.
Um So meditating is one of the like it's a
really great way to give yourself a little bit of
of of arrest from a little bit of the chaos
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if you never meditated before. There are tons of guided
meditations online for people just starting out. I I like
to listen to this woman named Tara Brock t A
R A B R A c H. If you just
look at her, she has all kinds of methods of meditating.
She has like beginner guided meditations, she has stuff if
you want to work on your anxiety. There's just things
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like that I think are really good just to bring
our attention inward and and be able to be aware
of our patterns. You know, how long are her meditations
there anywhere? From like, dude, I'll do I'll listen to
like she'll do talks right on just like our like
the fear body, right of how fear manifests in our
physical bodies, whether that's like having our shoulders rounded and
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kind of like kind of folding into ourselves rather than
having our chest outs. When we have our shoulders around,
you know, we're kind of succumbing to this feeling of
like being vulnerable. And I think there are even very
little things of just how you carry ourselves to that
sort of have these ramifications emotionally. Um, so like yeah,
so she'll do like really cool talks talking about that
and like listening to like your fear and anxiety of
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like not you know, I think we have Uh we
we tend to struggle a lot whenever we have fears
or thoughts going through our heads that start going over
and over and over again, and like learning how to
use your fears as like a tool, right, because we
evolved from animals who had to survive and the chill
animals who were just like hey man, ain't nothing wrong.
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They probably were gotten worked by predators. So the trait
that has been passed along to us surviving now or
the shook ones who we're doing everything they could to
stay alive. So we still have a bit of that
in us, and we have to learn that that's a tool,
that's like a survival mechanism. And sometimes the button can
get stuck in the on mode and that doesn't mean
that the fear is real. It's just that your toolbox,
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your kit of you know, assessing your environment and what
the threats are is just stuck in the on position.
So she has a lot of really good talks of
like breaking some of our feelings down like that. And
she has like she's got like this dad humor too,
Like she makes really lame jokes that you know she'll
deliver them, like in I Hate Dead. Many different like
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talks like over and over, like the same setup punchline,
but it kind of becomes comforting. So check check those out, um,
and are they like five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen, dude,
they're like an hour. They're like five minute talks. Some
are shorter. There's one for sleep that's like shorter, but yeah,
they're they're like they're like good moments to like take
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a second sit down and like give yourself the time
to sort of reflect, and aren't you can give yourself
some tools to deal with your own emotions. I meditate
for five minutes every morning. And I just found a
weird podcasts that I don't think has like I think
I drive all the listens on it. It's just like
five years old and I just listened to it, like
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I go through the program. It's like fifteen different five
minute episodes. Oh yeah, I remember you listening to this.
It's called Jack's Nomas Day Our right, Yeah, that's your Jack. Yeah, anyway,
people just check it out. I'm not saying it's great.
I'm not saying I have all the answers, but my
chanting is really locked in these days. What were you saying, Jamie,
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I'm still doing a s MR videos that's still full.
I mean, that's been my ship forever. But there's there's
an overrated, underrated dichotomy in a s MR right now,
because you've got like your a s m R that
is like peaceful and good and just kind of like
they have um said, that's like meditation a SMR. Um.
There's a user called Luninnate that is really really good
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about like it's like either like motivational a SMR or
like stuff to calm you down when you're panicking, and
it's just like done in the style of a SMR.
That's really cool. Um. And then in the freak zone
of a SMR right now, there's a lot of coronavirus
themed a SMR videos that are like pretty funny but
defy the of the medium. But there's all these coronavirus
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Like the most famous or one of the most famous
a sm artists, this girl Um a SMR Darling did
this whole thirty minute video last week of her like
testing you for She's like the role players. She's testing
you for coronavirus and you're like, this isn't what I wanted,
or another most relaxing thing. I can imagine another famous one.
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This is another famous user that I'm like, they're they're
just funny. Dean a SMR uploaded doing your makeup in
the coronavirus quarantine room, which is an overlap of a
lot of different kinds of role place that is the
most chaotic version of all of them. So don't watch those.
I would recommend luninate a SMR videos. She like runs
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a new age shop in New York and then does
a SMR videos and she's great. I didn't realize they
were doing coronavirus tests by slightly scratching your hair. The
whole point of these a MR videos is that someone's
pretending to touch your face. Um. It's just people reaching
into the camera and touching your face. Um, so it
might cause more anxiety than not. Right now, I mean,
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I wouldn't recommend the a SMR coronavirus. I mean unless
they work for you. Whatever works for you. The actual
calming person for me, right now is I've been fucking
with a lot of luninate videos luminate And is it
is that somebody named Nate who is an a s
M artist there No, I forget what her name is.
(30:54):
She doesn't say what her her name is very much.
But she's an energy. She's she's given idea. She does
a lot of zodiac a SMR. She does like raicky
stuff like she does a lot of like fun woo
woo stuff that it calms me down. I like it.
M M, that's another good name. Uh what is a myth?
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Is there are there any myths we want to debunk? Oh,
here's a myth. Uh, my uncle's are gonna obey the
quarantine if Tom Brady leaves the Patriots on St. Patrick's Day?
You think you can do that and have my all
my con artists uncles not run into the street with
fucking knives in their hands, get real freaking out there.
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I don't I don't talk to them. It stands to
reason that they're freaking out, they're losing their ship. Everyone
in their home feels unsafe, Like how could you lock
a grown con artist from New England in their home
and then be like, oh, also, Tom Brady's leaving the Patriot.
It's and it's St. Patrick's Day, and you can't get
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blackout and and at at a local business, you can't.
It's a bad it's a bad day. It's a bad day. Yeah,
it's a very specific, specific, tragic day for people, like
for a very specific kind of person. Yeah, exactly. Like
you're a New Englander who counts on fucking St. Patty's
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to fucking throw them back slaunch a pal and you
hear that Tom Brady is leaving. Oh my heart goes out.
My heart goes out. What else? What next? What it's
going on here? They're like losing their ship. It's interesting
in the NFL has decided to to just kind of
do business as usual, because it's the sort of thing
(32:45):
that you can do remotely as trade players or make
announcements that you're planning to leave your current team. And
I don't necessarily begrudge them for that reason. It seems
like people people need something to talk about, who don't
want to talk about COVID nineteen over and over again
at the same time. Yeah, fuck Tom Brady. Uh. I
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mean it's like I don't even really know the details
of it, Like I don't. I don't. It's it's not
something I'm very invested in. I just like to picture
my uncle's angry and it's it's funny to meet I think.
I mean, I was talking with because my whole family
lives in that area, and I was asking them about
like the weekend of like, oh, we're people staying away
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from bars over the weekend, and they were like fuck no,
And it's like, I think that's that seems to per
my brother. It seems to be like one of the
big motivations for why Massachusetts was like a little ahead
of the curve and shutting down bars and restaurants because
they're like, people will not not go out on St.
Patrick's Day unless you legally do not let them in
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the same for like, I think Ireland is doing their
parade remotely, which is kind of and I'm like, I
don't know how that works, but it could be cool.
I mean, I was hearing a lot of people, like
even in l A. I was a little shocked to
hear some people like, yeah, dude, going to bar apocalypse,
like the like the last night you can go to
a bar, and it's like, yeah, I don't, I mean
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apocalypse huh. Yeah. But I think also the rain may
have helped the city. I think I wonder if it did, because,
like l A is obviously already if it rains, people
just don't know what to do and stay inside. So
I think this coupled with the rain in the city,
I'm hoping may end up being a net positive for
sort of restricting things. I mean, this is kind of
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the myth that I wanted to do address is. The
Wall Street Journal had a front page article a generation
war is brewing over coronavirus and is basically positing the
idea that young people are not taking it seriously enough
and they're just it's young people who are causing or
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who are going to cause the spread. But all of
their examples of young people who are going out and
fucking round are like on the campus of Princeton and
like in in Manhattan bars, and it's like, yeah, those
are privileged people, privileged young people who are used to
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not having to account for their own actions. I feel like, well,
and also, I mean, oh, I thought they were going
to take the angle of sort of like oh, well,
these other people are still going out and like working
or something like that. I mean, I think there's a
you know, if you have a job where like you
walk dogs to the other things like you can't stop
that either, because everyone has the ability to be like yeah,
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I can somewhat maintain income to live, but completely upend
like how I move physically throughout the world. I think
it's an absurd notion. But now they just like found
a bunch of club kids around the world, and we're like,
like they had interviewed a kid, a thirty year old
kid in France who was like, they're preventing us from
living how you say? Uh? And like in uh Berlin
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there were a bunch of people who were refusing to
stop partying. But again it's like a very specific group
of young people and they're being like this is a
generation war. They're trying to kill us while there, Yeah,
that's not fair to be like, oh that is like everyone. Yeah.
And I also feel like it's like the older people
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were the hardest to get on board with this actually
being a thing. Like there there was this Sean Hannity
clip where I mean his his I think key demographic
is like sixty five day eighty five, and like he
was talking about how this was all being overblown. Uh,
(36:47):
sell medicine. He literally said, like it was like it
was almost like he was channeling the guy from uh
from Contagion, Yeah, the Jude Law character from Contagion. And
and then he changed his uh tone. He changed his story.
Once Trump started taking it more seriously, he was like,
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people are just trying to it became a thing where
Democrats are trying to politicize it, like some vague wording,
but it really seemed like Trump and Fox News and
that whole generation were trying to just kind of downplant
for a long time and claim that it was just
you know, part of it was being overblown by the
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Democrats and the media. So it seems weird to me
that now that the conservative media is on board, Wall
Street Journal, who is you know, closer to the center
than most conservative media, comes out with an article being like,
young people aren't taking it seriously. It's enough. It's like, no,
that that was you guys, well yeah, or else they'd
have to write an article that was like an assessment
(37:51):
of what the president's doing right, would not, especially with
like the markets slightly not being totally fucked up as
of St. Patrick's day, but still like, yeah, it must
must be easier to start being like, Okay, let's not
create the narrative here that we need to be looking
at our leaders in the federal government and for answers
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as to why this is not going the way it
should be. Um Jesse Waters from Fox News, he had to.
Did you see him? He apologized. He apologized and not apologized,
but was like basically like, uh, look, I didn't take
it seriously. I really should have. It was not the
right move for me to go out. Um. I just
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I realized this is much more serious than I had
let on. And it was kind of interesting to see
him sort of like pretend to humble himself. I mean
he did, but he was He like mentioned how he
went to his mom's and she made him wear gloves
to come inside the house and she was like really
suspicious that he might have coronavirus, and he was just
(38:57):
like He's like, this doesn't even make sense. But I
think as it all came together and he saw how
the world was treating it, he was like, yeah, that
wasn't the right move. And his mom is is very
liberal too, which is really funny, and it's like always
like she's he's just always breaking her heart when he
goes on TV with like his racist bullshit, so I
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was interesting to see him come he make good to mommy. Yeah,
he's a fucking monster piece of shit who has also
stolen Tom Green's bit of like just you know, harassing
people and harassing well also harassing harassing people, but also
harassing his parents. I think that the real is that
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we were too hard on Tom Green. And yeah he's
a visionary. You know, we should we should all endeavor
to see what Drew Barrymore saw in him. Yes, I
for I for Drew Barrymore is fascinating. You're just like,
what's so interesting? Yeah? What? Like she's one of the
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man m M one one of those people who I think,
like Michael Jackson, like from a very young age, was
just weirdly like so famous that their life might have
might as well have been a psychology experiment, like partying
at like studio. She was doing ten some like wild
(40:26):
drug use as a child. Yeah that yeah, that's a
quick path to growing up. Yeah, but now she's like
an otherworldly being who's just yeah, um, well, ship guys,
we have not gotten into any news and we're at
our second break. Should we take a break and try
and blast through some news. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, alright, alright,
(40:50):
quick break, We'll be right back, and we're back, and
there's still funk. Are you going on? It turns out
amongst Republicans. Yeah, I mean, look, everyone has their eye
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on the coronavirus, as they should be, and it's consumed
the news cycle. But while this is happening, you can
also fuck the legal system from home too. It turns
out because Bill barr Uh is basically ordering the Department
of Justice they're dropping one of their cases against the
Russian company that was behind the Russian troll farm that
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like Robert Mueller and his report was like, all right,
let me lay out the entire structure of this, like
shell game company, who owns it, where the money is
coming from. Uh, these people need to be charged. And
you know, I think a lot of people knew even
when he when Mueller presented the report, it's like, it's
gonna be hard. These guys all live in Russia. It's
not like they're gonna fucking fly over to the US
to stand trial. But they did hire lawyers to show
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up in court to defend them. Um, and like these guys,
these lawyers that were like defending this, Uh, this Russian
company were just they were just bootleg asked lawyers. They
were like dropping f bombs and court documents. They just
didn't know what they were doing. And sort of ironically
they were sort of trolling the court um because they
knew no one would like physically go to jail. So
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what they did was essentially just weaponized the American legal
system and judicial process to try and extract intelligence like
information on how the US is able to gather this
kind of information. Um. So like because they were standing trial,
like through the discovery process, they were asking, um, like,
well we need all these documents that show like how
you came to this conclusion or how like what this
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evidence is of that like how these things were structured um.
And the prosecutors were complaining that a cash of documents
that could be shared with the defendants included details about
government sources and methods for investigation, um like just like
really secret shit um. And so they were like, I
don't know if this is worth pursuing because if we
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keep going with the case, then we will have to
hand some of this stuff over, which we know is
just going to go straight back to the Kremlin. So
maybe it's best to drop it now. I think from
that standpoint it probably is a sound decision. But I
also don't trust anything Bill Barr is doing. Um, so
he could be up to something. But this isn't the
only case against the company, but it's it's worth noting
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the kinds of you know, these other things are still
happening behind the scenes, and there are many other balls
to keep watching as we juggle all the topics in
the news. Yeah, yeah, it does feel like certain people
that are like, this is a good time to get
away with some ship. Yeah yeah, yeah, we'll see, We'll
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see what happens. I mean, it's the government is so
tied up with other things too. I mean, depending on
how robust the response is, uh, they may have time
to funk around, they may not, or the media might
not have time to actually report on all the other things.
So yeah, I still don't want to let them. I
don't I still don't want to let the media off
for like, oh, they just have other things to focus on,
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Like people make time for stories that are important. I
don't know. I've been kind of like just uh, there's
so much to cover in the news, and I'm like,
I'm not gonna, you know, come for Lester Holt, one
of my o G crushes like that, Lester Hoole. I mean, yeah,
he's got there's something about that man. But what the
(44:33):
point is I was I I watched uh, I watched
NBC News for I mean, I don't watch NBC news generally,
but I've been trying to watch UM news broadcast just
you know, as a way of self inflicting harmon myself.
But um, but it is, it is kind of it's
it's frustrating to see nothing about the pressure to postpone
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primaries is really being covered um on a lot of
sides of the aisle. It seems like, I mean, I
didn't check Fox News, but I feel like it's kind
of safe to say that they're also not covering it.
But there was nothing on NBC last night about They
just said, oh, the primaries are happening, let's see what happens.
There's no talk of, you know, the clear voter suppression
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that's going on there. There is um been tweets coming out.
I mean, at the time of this recording, Ohio finally
managed to like suspendum in person voting after midnight on
the day of voting, which isn't confusing at all. UH.
And and then in UM Illinois and Florida at least
(45:38):
I've found, I mean, there's just like all sorts of
ship going viral about UH polling sites where the poll
workers or the election judges didn't feel safe showing up,
so people would show up to vote and then be told, actually,
you have to drive a half hour out of your
way to vote, and if you don't have enough time
with your job or if you don't feel safe doing that,
fuck you, you don't get to vote. UM. And that's
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just been happening all over the place. There's been a
lot of like medical workers especially, who are you know,
being you know, on the clock now more than ever.
UH that in these states. There's been some cases of
nurses in Florida that just can't vote because they can't
you know, drive out of their way to figure out
where their new polling places because there's such a need
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for nurses right now. It's fucked up. It's just really
fucked up. A lot of poll workers are elderly too,
so it stands to reason that they're not going to
come in to do this, and if they are, they're
literally taking their lives in their own hands. Uh. People
are saying that they're wiping down the the polling machines
after every I mean, it's just it's it makes no
(46:44):
human sense that, like at a time where even the
President had to, you know, admit, you know, we can't
gather in more than ten people at a time, How
can you ask people to come and vote and it's fresh,
I mean, no matter who you support in the primary.
That's just like so deeply irresponsible that the d n
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C would not advocate for all of them to be
um to be postponed. The governor of Illinois, I I
it's a story Brooke this morning, was really trying to
get it postponed, and the d n C said, no,
fuck you, it's happening. Um. And you know, I have
my my suspicions of why that maybe, but like that aside,
(47:25):
it's just like a fucking public health it's just so
deeply irresponsible. It doesn't align with orders coming from any
like anyone on the national, state or city level. And
I just don't understand how it is allowed to happen.
It's it's so funked up. It makes me so mad
because people are going to get sick because they voted like, like,
(47:47):
is the theory that they're just trying to jam this
through so that Biden has a couple more big wins
and then they can kind of argue for Sanders to
drop out. Yeah, that that seems to be the general
I mean there's been no one in the Biden camp
that has advocated for postponing, uh, the primaries, which you know,
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I just whatever, I can't fucking stand Biden. But it's like, yeah,
it's like being in a class where like you gotta
see in like going into like these midterms and like, oh,
thank god, like maybe he should get suspended and like
I can get through to the end of the like
the term with this passing grade, because if I have
to endure the rest, I don't know what kind of
grade I'm gonna be. Like, it definitely makes sense for
(48:29):
Biden be like, yeah, fuck it, let's just let's just
try and coast as much as possible. This is like
the greatest thing. And especially after that debate, h there
were moments where he was just not answering questions directly
and was not sort of exuding the kind of thought
out lying about ship about his stands on Social Security
and women's control of their own body, Like it's just it.
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It makes me so like and into anyone that is like, oh,
maybe I'm thinking about voting for Biden, Like the fact
that he gets on stage on Sunday night, it's like,
here's my plan for curb and coronavirus. But then no
one from his camp is willing to say, hey, in
person voting is really dangerous right now, Like what more
evidence do you need that you know this? Like, I
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just think it's so fucking sinister and horrible that, you know,
the d n C is on this level where it's
it's election tampering and it's like just it's yeah, it's
voter suppression. It's bad. Yeah, we'll see, hopefully there'll be
some maybe they'll probably fallout from what like the things
that are taking place, because depending on how big of
an impact it is, you'd you'd hope, uh that there
(49:36):
would take a second to say like, yeah, yeah, I
shouldn't have done that. Maybe take them well again, But
again it's Tom Perez was all over the news last
night just kind of trying to ram things through, being
like yeah, I think you know, they should do whatever
they want to do, and it's you know, he's not
a public health official, but he seemed to be strong
(50:00):
advocating that it was fine for people to all go
out to the polls and vote in person. So he
kind of reminds me of the character Mickey from Peewee's
Big Adventure. Yeah. I don't know if you remember that,
but he was a guy who he said, I'm a
real bad guys because he went to because then he goes, yeah,
what do you do? He goes, Yeah, you know those
(50:21):
tags on mattresses that say do not remove under penalty
of law? Yeah, well I cut one of them off.
That's one of my favorite lines. I always think of
Tom Perez when I see him. Why, huh what it
looks similar? Okay, yeah I thought there was something similar. Yeah,
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I mean, fuck Tom Perez. Fuck this whole situation, like
this is just yeah, well, the Big Brother cast in
Germany has been bottled up, no no communication with outside
world and since like the beginning of February, Yeah, February
six of February. So there's going to be a televised
(51:08):
special where they are in front of a studio audience,
I think, and they find out, well, I guess not
the Deadly disease and everyone everyone getting together to tell
them about it. No, because so they went in from
February six, Like the whole point of Big Brother. If
somebody you know what it is, people go into a
(51:30):
basically a glass menagerie rigged with cameras and lived their
lives completely isolated from the rest of the world. There
were new cast members who went in March six, so
they may have brought in some information from that point,
but most of the most of the cast has been
there since February six, has no idea of really what
the impact has been of COVID nineteen. And like the
broadcaster in Germany was like, yeah, we're not going to
(51:52):
tell them and and people are like wait why and
basically saying it's like okay, well, look we're doing a
lot of special hygiene measures, so they're going to be fine,
and maybe we'll lift the information blackout if like a
family member of like a cast member gets sick. But
everybody was like, no, you guys are fucking reckless, Like
you need to like you can't just cut these people
off from this kind of information because it's it has
(52:14):
global ramifications. Um, So they said alright, fine, live episode
and We'll tell them what's going on, and then they
can ask us questions about the state of the nation
in the world at large, as well as Big Brother contested,
ask about the state. Yeah, and then they can also
get like video messages from their relatives. But I think
(52:36):
it's just yeah, I don't It's when I think about this,
I'm like, would yeah, yeah, I guess you'd want to know. Yeah,
you know, you would want to know. Well, because if
like someone you knew was affected, you'd want to know. Yeah. Like,
if I had nothing to lose, if I was like
like a you know, total lone wolf Big Brother cast members,
like I ain't got friends, I ain't gutting family, that's
(52:59):
what I'm going in the Big Brother house, then I'd
be like, why did you fucking tell me this ship?
But I guess yeah. For everyone else, they'd be like, yeah,
what the funk. I've elderly relatives who I want to
make sure they're safe. I don't have the Yeah, I know,
this is just funny to me. I don't have the
bandwidth to take issue with it. There's a few stories
today that I'm just like, this is just fun. There's
that whole there's that story with Jared Letto. Jared Letto
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just found out about coronavirus. What wait, where was he
Jared little sensory tank. He was on a silent retreat.
Is where this is where this motherfucker was for the
last twelve So he tweeted out like pretty close to
this recording happening. Wow, twelve days ago, I began a
silent meditation in the desert. We were totally isolated, no phone,
(53:46):
no communication, We had no idea what was happening outside
the facility. Just Jared Letto just walked out today to
a very different world, one that's changed forever. Mind blowing
to say the least. I'm getting mess at blah blah blah,
Like he's just he's you just found out today he
was self quarantining already. I mean, what what absolute privileged
(54:08):
to know? You're like, I just came back out to
the world. Is like, damn, I was basically doing like
shrooms and Joshua Tree for two weeks straight or a
fucking met it, whatever the funk you want to call it. Look,
I've we've all meditated in the desert quote unquote um
and then just be like wow, just it's mind blowing. Huh.
All right, well it's back to being completely disconnected from
(54:30):
the pain of the world. Did that happen at all
with nine eleven? Like we were there any people who
just like were like why I wonder what the longest
period of time was for people not to find out
about that? And like the Kennedy assassination. If there were
any people who were just like in a bunker somewhere
google in it, let's see. I feel like most people
(54:53):
knew because who was that What was that famous road
trip of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and the two and
who's it's just the two of them and Elizabeth Taylor. Yeah,
just begetting like we gotta get the funk out of town,
Brando Jackson. I know, next O'Brien Loftus Gray. That would
(55:19):
be a good podcast. What if we just turned off
the news and just continued podcasting daily without any in
uh any connection with the outside world. Um, I don't.
It's like I think it's a double edged sword. Either
it will be the most needed show on the face
of the planet or everyone's gonna like this has absolutely
(55:39):
no utility and I need information. Yeah, I have a
feeling it's the one that people need in the world, though,
I wonder if there's going to be any celebrities where
whenever there's something horrible happens, there's always I mean, it's
like almost the Brian Williams thing, right, where like some
people are going to try to like like someone's gonna
like there's gonna be a celebrity who's like, I have Corona,
(56:01):
and then later we'll be like, you didn't have Corona.
You really I apologize for the deceptive statement. I apologize
for live streaming not having Corona like I was, Yeah,
I'm guilty of corona chasing, which is cloud chasing where
you try and say you're afflicted with coronavirus. It's like,
you know that that'll be a fun story many many
(56:23):
months from now. I hear Steve n Is Easy's on
the front lines of coronavirus. Stephren Is Easy out there
and we're all right fighting the virus. He's fighting the
virus molecules by hand. Seth McFarlane almost Seth McFarland's got
(56:44):
that story where he's like, I almost got onto the plane,
but if I well know, he just was like, yeah,
he was like hungover a psych If I wasn't unwilling
to address my problems right, and Mark Wallberg has to
live with the reality that had he been on that plane,
(57:06):
he could have saved America from out here. Like convirus,
It's true, I I do, I do like to watch it. Um,
I do want to see. I can't wait till people
start coming out with really horrible takes on on coronavirus.
(57:27):
But oh, for sure, I mean I want I want
to give Gwyneth the benefit of the doubt. People are
so hard on Gwyneth. Um. But you know, we'll just
see what comes out. We'll just see, We'll see what
they try that. We'll see what they try to sell.
A story that made me laugh a lot because it's
so dystopian and it also just sounds like a word
(57:47):
jumble of a cursed news story. Is that is that
it's just like news gym news magnets, news word magnets. Rue.
Paul is fragging? What are you talking about? Stop laughing
about the RuPaul fracking story. There, fracking is horrible, but
(58:09):
RuPaul fucking like up gas extraction fracking. Okay, here's the story.
RuPaul basically admitted on Fresh Air that he and his
husband are fracking. So this comes from uh, this comes,
this comes from vulture. Uh. So RuPaul's thrown down with
Terry Growth. They're hanging out, Um RuPaul and his husband,
(58:31):
who's like an Australian guy named George's Labar. They have
this huge ranch. I mean, of course George's Labar is fracking.
Uh they have they have this huge ranch in Wyoming.
And here is how RuPaul describes fracking. Um. Terry Grows says,
do you have like horses or cattle or a farm
(58:52):
or and Um RuPaul says, a modern ranch, twenty one
century ranch is really land management. You lease the mineral
rights to oil companies, and you sell water to oil companies,
and then you lease the grazing rights to different ranchers.
So it's land management. Yeah, it's what you do. I mean, Jamie,
(59:15):
I'm sure it's what you do as well. I like it.
So then, Um, a reporter did a little research and
they're like, m, that sounds a little vague. Let's see
if this is fracking or not. And they checked in
on just like the records attached to this ranch. Um,
and so Georges Labar owns sixty six thousand acres um
(59:39):
on this ranch Labar's company, Labar Ranch leases that land
to at least three oil companies, UM and Ana, Darko,
e MP on Shore Chesapeake operating an Anshult oil company.
Uh using fracture tracker, which is a thing, fract tracker.
We looked at just ten thousand of those acres and
(01:00:00):
more than thirty five active oil and gas wells. RuPaul
is racking, honey acking, honey. Wow, get at least at
least those land rights, at least those mineral rights, RuPaul.
So you know, make of it what you will. RuPaul's fracking.
(01:00:20):
It apparently doesn't care enough to pretend that, uh, he's
not He's not. Yeah, I mean, y'all need to forget
about drag queens. We need to get in with the
frat queens. I know, it's like, is this going to
be a theme of a season like frat queens queens? Don't?
I mean, how can you have AOC on your judging
panel and then be a secretly fracking that's shape Well,
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I think you know, it's just like one of the
things where that's how the mega rich, Like when you
get to a certain point, you hear how other wealthy
people use their money. RuPaul probably had. I don't know
what georgees does, but together, you know, you look for
like what we got, We got a little bit of money.
What do we do? People like, oh, what you do
is you know, all it takes is that one person
at a dinner party who's like, this is what you do? Man.
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That's with a lot of people doing there. They're buying
up Wyoming at least a little bit out to ranchers.
That's fine. I get that part. But when you're like
extracting the mineral like that ship, Oh, it's so fucking
terrible for the environment. But then like, okay, but what
are the what are the rate? What are the margins?
It's a great return on investment though. The r o
I on fracking, on oil extraction, on addictive substances, those
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are all that's that's where you put your money. Brother.
If when you see the r o I on these
frack these frac sites, oh my, you are going to
be gagging, honey. It's that's It does suck, especially because
these huge companies, like giant financial companies like Morgan Stanley
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are thinking about like withdrawing their money from UH energy
Companies like RuPaul should probably think about doing the same with.
I mean after seeing RuPaul's Netflix show, Oh boy, you
know frank Away, because I don't know how you can
recover from that mental It's a show where it's like
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RuPaul in like an orphan child, like are like an
unlikely duo where the queen where and I watched way
too much of it out of loyalty. The Drag race
um like it starts off like do you think it's
about RuPaul and this child? But the first episode is
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like this whole thing where like RuPaul's character is like
an older drag queen who is like slowly getting edged
out by the younger, more popular queens, and like she
has a moment before she leaves her club where she
throws her one last shade and it's like at the
end of it, it almost felt like RuPaul, like this
was written for RuPaul to feel better about, like like
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her place in drag or his place in drag so
like and then you introduced this other character where like
there's just an orphan yeah, this kid a j who's
like needs a place to stay, and they end up
like it's just like I was having trouble finding the
heart in it, or like it didn't it wasn't messy enough. Yeah,
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I mean, look, that might be a really hot take
people might come from me, but I don't know, uh
not definitely not one. I kept watching though, well what's
I mean? And it was canceled already, but the the
there was someone responded to because I wrote, I wrote, honestly,
I'm a pretty great poem about RuPaul fracking because I've
got time. Um. But someone responded saying that, um, which
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is something I'd hurt. I forget what context I'd heard
it in before, but that, like, RuPaul also has like
a really horrible reputation in the trans community. I did
a little research on that, and that appears to be
quite true. So RuPaul might just like have an amazing
community and suck as a person, right, Yeah, I've read
takes like that about out just even like how production
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is on Earth sets and things like, hey man, you know,
when you get to a certain when you get to
a certain level, you can either be a hero or
you can be the enemy. Used to talk about on
your way up right, I mean, it's like, yeah, so
many icons behave like that. I would Oh god, can
you what is Ellen doing right now? Is Ellen just
like shooting people at her hot like is she doing
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the hunt? Ie? Like, Ellen's doing the hunt laid down
like in the foyer of her mansion, like arranged in
like the same way as like piano piano keys, and
she's jumping on them and and their their command is
when I jump on you, you're an A. You're an a.
You you are an A sharp or B flat. And
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then she's doing that scene from Big where they're doing
child but with people. Yeah, and she's hipping there like
just based on their natural the frequency. See that their
vocal chords vibrant. Yeah, she's got grape She's got grape
stomp woman there for the Piazzi. Oh yeah, No, Ellen
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is just like Porsche put on these like uh soundproof headphones.
And then she's just doing the hunt in her backyard.
She's just having to give me my spiked shoes. I'm
gonna do a piano solo. Well, guys, we've done it again.
Heroes truly heroes Podcasting from the void. Uh, Jamie, it's
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been a pleasure as always having you. Where can people
find you? Follow you? Oh, you can find me on
on Twitter dot com at Jamie Loftus. Help. You can
find me on Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar. There's a
lot of I'm doing a couple of live streamed shows
in the next couple of days. Uh, comedians be going live.
(01:05:57):
It's just what we do. Um So. Teresa Lee another
friend of us, all and organized with Barbara Gray. Uh,
Comedy Quarantine show that's live streaming tomorrow from six to
nine Pacific. You can follow what's the name of the account? Um,
you can follow at Comedy Quarantine on Instagram and that's
(01:06:20):
where the show is going to be. Um So, you know. Yeah,
and they're raising money for Ground Game l A, which
is an organization that I love. Nice And is there
a tweet or some other work of social media that
you've been enjoying that I've been enjoying. Yeah, I've been well,
I've been kind of doing a lot of um self
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harm on the internet where I've been I'm still getting
mensa blowback on but it's it's funny. Someone someone uh
saved me the trouble of finding a thread where someone
posted a piece about the podcast on mensa board. Within
ten comments had become Hitler. Wasn't actually that bad, Like
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within ten comments about something that's about me, like about me?
It became well, I don't it was you know, so
you do love to see it? Um, and so they
proved you clearly. I mean, they absolutely dunked on me.
And then there says this Ariana Lenarski tweet that I
(01:07:29):
liked she's at a A R d V A R
s K R R. I see. Okay, Uh, here's the tweet.
All the jokes we make now will be inside jokes.
L O L shut out to her Miles. Where can
people find you? And is their tweet you've been enjoying? Yes,
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you can find me on the internet at Miles of
Gray on Twitter and Instagram, at Miles Gray on PlayStation Network.
Probably going to be playing some war Zone with DJ
Daniel throughout some of these evenings, hopping in to hop
out whatever you want to do. Also on my other
podcast four twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra. If you
haven't checked out the podcast, what better time than now
(01:08:15):
to support your your man Miles and and and sister
Sophia on this show. It's fantastic. Uh yeah, we get
high and watch tonight Day Fiance, our favorite trash reality show.
A tweet I like um is uh two from Dana Donnalley. Uh.
First one at Danta Donald's. She says, please don't work
out during quarantine. Let's just all let our bodies atrophied together. Um.
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And then another one is Danta donnally taking a big
swing and texting anyone I've ever hooked up with. Quote, So,
do you have anything you want to apologize for? Yeah?
Great time for that. First off, I want to shout
out dj b Rad's wonderful Twitter thread of quarantine resources.
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I'm gonna be trying some of these out. Print play
tabletop games, free games, card games that you can play
with one other person. I have been playing the game
War with my three year old. Yeah, because you know,
it's teaching him which numbers are higher? Are our neighbors
(01:09:25):
told me about that in a FaceTime. Uh. That's also
a fun thing to do with your children, is face?
You just learned about the game War? No, I just
hadn't thought about the fact that he is at the
point in his lightning where like figuring out which number
is higher is like a fun thing. Yeah, and we did. Uh,
we did FaceTime with one of his friends. Facetiming with
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your kids and their friends is also a fun thing
to do. Right now a little semblance of normalcy. But anyways,
d J b red Uh. We will put the thread
that he put together in the food notes and UH
link off to that so you guys can check it out,
and then we'll report back on some of the things
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that tweet off too or he linked off to UH
and some other tweets. I enjoyed uh. Patrick Monaghan a
timeless tweet. We love saying hup as we pick up
something heavy, don't we folks? So true? And then yoha.
Miranda tweeted, I'm glad Mr Peanut didn't live to see this. Sorry.
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Sam Flower tweeted Justin Bieber selling yummy started the coronavirus alright.
Believe that you can find me on Twitter at Jack
Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist.
We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram, we have a
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where we post our episodes and our foot notes link
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off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as the song we write out on my
is What's that Gonna be? I want to do a song,
a cover, a radiohead cover by Cia of Paranoid Android. Um,
I was trying. I was like, man, maybe we should
do something light, and then somehow I pick one of
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the spookiest tracks. But just Sea doing Paranoid Android with
her the timbre of her voice and the way it's
arranged is really amazing. Uh. And I don't know, like
you know, there is there is a life given quality
about her her singing voice. So this is Paranoid Android,
I Sea. And if that's too spooky for you, although
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you can use that as somebody comes to your house
and you don't want them there because of quarantine, you
can just play that song and they'll feel like it's like, yeah,
win win. But also, like I said, the Lulusy Art
and the Jail electronic albums are both open uh more
upbeat if people want to check those out. All right,
we're gonna ride out on that. The Daily Zeit guys,
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And that's gonna do it for this morning. We're gonna
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