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Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one or two,
Episode five of dire Daly's Eight Guys production of I
Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a
deep dive into America's share consciousness and say, officially, off
the top, fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Friday,
October four. My name is Jack O'Brien, a cam. I
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can show you hot takes. What do I do with
my hands? Eric Princes in the News, But what about
sky tic text? I can open your eyes? Yeah, second
verse British cold guess udy over, sideways and under. We
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didn't feel like we're writing that part on us like
guys carpet Right, I'm Jackobrian Miles and me. We ride
it out. Our guests might tell us, YO that horses blow.
I smoked a wheat, so someone please help me his
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courtesy of Disney, obviously, but Jacob v Low and I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Mr Miles. Right, we look at this load of crap.
Trump's bullshit makes me laugh. The GOP is dying, if
not dead, like hair follicles on my head. And I
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just made that up right now, because you know what.
I thank you to fucking literally everyone on earth who
was tagging me in that Trump Nickelback tweet. I understand.
We create culture on this show. Sometimes it's so powerful.
Our aks do reach the subconscious of the President of
United States, and we'll use that to defend himself. Little
known fact that takedown notice was not from Nickelback. It
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was from us, from us because we were doing Nickelback,
just like we went after Then what about Fox? Sus?
Fuck him? Sorry, that's all on the run we got.
I mean, you know what, I go back Trump whatever.
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joined in our third seat by the hilarious comedian Daniel
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Vaniel Kirk. Hey, what's up? How are you? I'm good,
that's good, it feels good. This energy is great. I
have a question, hit man. You said you were just
in Toronto. Is that why you have a Blue Jay's Satchelly.
I got to go to a game and that's what
they gave out. And I'm like perfect now in my life.
When I came on your show, weren't we was there
some Do you have some kind of connection with the
Blue Jays? Am? I just yours Cubs fan? Right? Yeah? Okay,
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I don't know why I thought about that. I don't
have to worry about it for like six months, but
I am a Cubs fan. Hell. Dave Carter played for
the Blue Jays. Yes, yeah, okay, big home run, I believe, yeah, yeah,
that was the one, Yeah for sure. J Stewart talks
about it in Big Daddy. Yeah, that's where the mother
he met the mother of his child during the Awards
World Series, like Dave Carter mat like, I was sucked
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up on Moulson Ice. I still remember where I was
when that home run was hit. Really, I have like
random flashies you don't know why they're even there. I
also remember seeing uh major League Baseball game when I
was like seven, where a guy in the background was
like waving to the camera and then pointing to somebody else. Uh,
And it has no importance. Whatsoever. I remember. Yeah, I
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just remember this very specific thing, and I was like,
I bet I'm going to remember that for the rest
of you when I have the people who get to
be in background of iconic sports moments and they also
live forever like m J shot like you're under the hood,
like that's me every time you shot, in particular, because
the greatest like depiction of them J shot is that
photograph of all the fans. Yeah, yeah shot, yeah, shot
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like his the final shot of his Brian Russell for dead. Yeah,
I gotta credit you reminded me of it a couple
of years ago. The great D. C. Pearson, who, if
you have not had on you totally should. Amazing author
and comedian. He tweeted out once looking at Frodo's path,
every time I do it makes me laugh. Then then
I couldn't stop thinking of something, so I think this
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is about I think fifteen maybe. Then I tweeted out,
look at this fox giraffe. Every time I do it
makes me laugh, And I had like nine of these
because it just gets stuck in my head because of
what's happening. It's all back, It's all back, yes, okay,
nickel back, It's all Nickel back to me. Now, all right, Daniel,
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we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna take our listeners through
a couple of things we're talking about. We are of
course going to blow that whistle. Uh, just check in
with what what the hell is going on? Right? Heck
is going on? Are we? Are we in the fourth quarter?
Is this the end? I don't know that. If I
want to, if I wanted to go full person who
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has a bunch of It's Mueller time merch that's rotting
in my garage, I might be like, here we go,
baby fired one time. But I don't know. I mean,
it definitely looks like it's unraveling. Yes, we're gonna look
at what is happening now that the Republicans have started
paying attention and realized that it seems like Warren might
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be the person I have to worry about instead of Biden. Uh,
and so they have put their bash machine on the case,
the Bash brothers Jacob All and that other dude department
Jack Berkman, who had to fly down during that one
press conference when he was like, I will have evidence
of a woman who was assaulted by Robert Muller and
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they got there just like she was too scared. Also,
my flies open as I say this, and I won't notice. Uh.
We're gonna talk about the meme, the man, the meme,
the Kroger, the Trump Nickelback meme. We're gonna talk about
the Chinese seventy year anniversary parade that showed off some
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of their hardware, and how fucked we'd all be if
a war happened. We're gonna check in with Matt Damon.
He had he he made a decision, financial decision that
could have changed a lot of things, could have changed
the world, could have changed the world. Yes, and we're
gonna talk about the latest offering from the Cocoa call
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it Classic Company. But first, dangy, we like to ask
our guests, what is something from your search history that's
really bad who you are, that's really about who I am?
You know what? I will bring it up right now,
and I will pick one that I feel appropriate to say, Oh,
you know what, We'll go with the most recent one,
F one fifty hybrid. Okay, there's a FORDYD comes out
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at the end of next year, I believe, and I
want one really bad. Are you a truck guy? I've
never had a truck, but I've always liked them, and
it just never made sense, like living in Chicago that
you don't even need a car, and then coming out here,
I spent the first six and a half years without
a car, and then I spent dollars just to get
like a getaround car. So eventually when I get like
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my nice car, I would like for it to be
a truck, but I don't in good consciousness, I can't
drive around l a in just this big gas burning truck.
So when I found out, yeah, when I found out
what Ford's about to drop the F one hybrid and
then a year or two later they'll come out with
you all electric, Um, yeah, man. And you know the
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crazy thing is is the all extric They've already like
tested their proto type and everything. It has more power,
like more torque than the standard F one fifty. So
they're they're thing and they're already trying to get in
front of this is like you're good old boys. In Texas,
where there's more truck I think there's one truck for
literally every like six person people person. Um, they have
to like get them to understand that, like you're actually
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getting a more badass truck by not torque. Yeah yeah,
literally literally, it's unreal how electric cars can just like
go from zero to fuck whatever you need, whatever you need. Yeah,
it's like they're just putting limitations that are like, nah,
maybe the human skeletal structure, but handle that. This is
where they're going to have to figure it out, because
when you have a truck, you want that nasty exhaust sound, right,
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but can't help they do that the electric hardly. They
had to put a like a thing to make it
give it that sound. What is it like an air thing?
That just But But if there's any dcs out there
who love this show and happen to work at Afford
or maybe be your uncle own's one, I'm all over
the country. I will come to you are, I will
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do free advertising. Give me in that F one I
love him, and I would all feel better when it's
a hybrid. Or I got to say, I would love
to see some local car dealership commercial starring Daniel band
Carl Come on, yeah, I was, you know I used
to I used to mob around the F one fifty
in high school, did you well my high school girlfriend's
older brother had a Lightning Edition okay, and I had
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had no driver's license Texas and she was a white
girl with a person of color trying to get back
at her father. So she would let me drive the
ship and he had a sound system in there. I
would I blew the ship out. Yeah, and like I
had to be like, I don't know, I don't know
what having to brothers sound system for me too. I'm
not even a like if Chevy, if GM announced, I'm
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not like loyal to one. I just like a nice
good car and are phenomenal. But the new Silverados and
Sierras are really good too. Um, but I just wanted
to be that's my thing, hybrid or electric and then Hi, man,
I think you should hold up for the electrics a
few years. I don't know if Banger is going to
make it that long. Yeah, I mean, who knows. It's
just it's an oldie, but it gets me around. It
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does the job, which is all I wanted when I
bought it. Yeah, they've been manufacturing like fake car noise
for a while. I guess the Mustang like one of
those cars that was like the new edition of one
of the seventies muscle cars. They just like created uh
like fake sound to it. Even those old mufflers amplified
it anyway. So whether the sound is generated from the
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engine or the sound is generated from a speaker, guess
what sound is sound? Right, So you're still getting the
same sound when you drive. You're like, oh, man, I
blew up the speaker in my exhaust. I've definitely It's
definitely made me feel superior. When somebody blows by me
in a Mustang and it's like they're like, bitch, eat
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my dust, and I'm like, that's a speaker. I feel
less Like I'm gonna open up the drafts for you
right now, opening up the drafts for you. I have
a tweet in my drafts that says, and I won't
read it because I'll just throw out top of my head.
At what point in your life of being a dick
are you told you have to buy a Mustang? That's right? Yeah? Yeah, man?
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What is something you think it is? Over it? Wait
unless it's a five point Oh, that's I agree. I'm
talking new. I should say new muss. You have to
buy a new must that projects the Mustang logo off
the side of the side mirrors. Okay, overrated? Wait is
that true? Yeah? I was in a car accident. Um,
not my fault, uh huh just okay, but exactly out Um.
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And my car that I got, like from my loner
one because my Mazda was in the shop, was like
one of those new Mustangs and I could not believe
the amount of like you could change the color. Yeah,
And I'm like, you know what, let me just try
and peel out on this thing. Almost fucking crash this
ship smode and I was like, let me just let
me just bend a corner. They say a lot of athletes.
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Pro athletes get in car accidents in their super expensive
like sports cars because some of those cars you need
to take a class on how to drive it. It's
more power than you're used to here, and you're like,
whoa should I just lost control of the car and
I'm spinning. Yeah. ALR did you say overrated? Overrated? White Claw? Yeah? Yeah,
it is overrated. It is. Technically it's not even a
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real seltzer. It's more falls into like malt liquor, which
is why they can sell it at just beer in
wine places if you want to. If you are digging
the White Claw and I don't hate. I don't I'll
drink a white claw, but I'm saying it's overrated. You
need to roll with high Noon. High Noon is where
it's at. It's actual liquor, actual, real fruit juices. It's
better for you. Although it's liquors how much, I don't
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even know. I don't even know. Maybe like, uh, one
of them, it's like one of three would say, like
called galt Galia, Galia, Galia. This is how you know.
I'm not working for them, um, but they are really good.
Look look for high Noon. I know they have it
here in town too. I saw it over at the
drink truly for the first time. Okay, not bad. That
wasn't bad either. But I'm telling you rock on high Noon. Okay.
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It's actual liquor, actual fruit juices, PoCA yeah, okay, yeah,
it's good, not all those preservatives and all that lifting drink.
Yeah yeah, high Noon. I'm telling you roll up to
that and bring that to the cookout and people will
be like, Okay, has anybody ever called their drink the
fizzy lifting drink? When I ran track in high school,
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this kid Scott Suda, who was this Japanese kid who
was five five. He had the most wild vertical ever
and we were both doing high jump and he was
just putting me to shame, and wheveryone will be like,
what the fund is it? We called him fuzzy lifting drink.
It was unbelievable. Oh and you bought me time. It's
gallow that's who makes it, yeah man, Yeah, yeah. The
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fanciest thing my buddy Darryl saka Man who who tipped
me to to it and told me that it was Galla.
I had a server tell me specifically say that the
white cloth thing is out of control last night. Well
I think they're up a hundred, but they know it's
like three hundred or like you're talking about their sales
numbers went like three or focent, like the last eight months.
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Come down. You hang out with me with maybe why
why did a server tell you that she was out?
My wife? My wife not a big drink, my wife
at the Hollywood Bowl, Hollywood Bowl bregger. At the Vampire
Weekend show, I was and they they were like, do
you wanna beer wine? White claw? And she was like
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white what which? You know what? White claws? Oh my god,
it's out of control. Like that's all. But like it's
it's like one. It's like in the conversation with beer wine,
white clothes, like that's how well they're doing that is
that's good? Yeah? So I would agree overrated? What is
something you think is underrated? And I believe this is
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how you say her name if I if I say
it wrong, I'm happy to be corrected. Just don't be
a dick about it. But I have to praise this person.
Is it Eadie Patterson Righteous Jumpstones. I don't care if
you are not, if you didn't already fall in love
with her in vice principles like I did when you
were like this girl is she is a genius comic.
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I mean that's all. That's what her bio should say.
Genius comic. Anybody who comes out for that, yeah, unreal?
Did you know that they were saying she was playing
the clown at the in the flashback scene? Someone said he,
I mean, okay, if so that's like some it's just
so funny that you wouldn't be like, yeah, clown too right,
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like the balding clown at the flashback eighties? I mean,
I mean that's like, man, which level like that much? Make?
Every time I see her, I get the most excited
for whenever I'm like, oh, here we go, and she's
playing levels. If you're called up on righteous jumps. I'm
not gonna give anything away, but she's playing levels where
you are cheering for her from your heart, like like
I did for Rudy. You're like, you can do this
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this man, And I mean in misbehaving, she wrote that
her and Danny wrote that that's a banger she was
in the fall. That's the song in the fall misbehaving.
And I don't know if you're if you are serious
about running your karaoke business and you don't already have misbehaving,
whoa right? I mean, look, I was wearing lipstick and
I got called shaven. I got called shaven. Daddy said
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don't but I did it anyway. Behaving hit that tattooed
on my arm, but I didn't anyway, that is good tattoo.
So she is, she is a vision. She is amazing.
She should get to do whatever she wants. She should
come out of this show with what HBO should be like,
what show do you want to do? She's so good.
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I feel like she could do like a Christopher Lily
type thing where she gave she gave us like one woman,
nine different characters, and I'd watch everything. She's great in
between two frinds of the movie. Yeah, that was like,
that was actually probably my favorite part. I was. I
thought it was funny. They had some moments at moments,
but it's a story movie. It's like there's a whole
bunch of sequences. You'll find one you like, right, But
then when he showed up, I love it. Yes, Yeah,
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don't ever leave all my favorite comedy. I think story
and comedies is overrated, Like Gruber is one of my
favorite comedies. But like Wayne's World does have a good story.
I mean it's loose, but it's like, yeah, Scott and
Zack and and Lauren Lap because they know they know
what they're dude, They're like, we're just gonna make this
fun thing after fun thing after in comedy. Yeah, you know,
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you felt like you got a lot of that in
the eighties where they're like, don't worry about it because
he's been dead three days, we're still playing with his body.
Don't read of this. What do you mean it? What's
rigor mortis? Yeah, he can dance and ship whatever. He
doesn't smell bad. What is a myth, damn, my myth
is that cooking is hard. Now, cooking well is hard,
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Like you're gonna go out and and I really try
to like flambay something like you can get deep and
then be like, oh shoot, I didn't pull it off,
you know, like timing and all that stuff. But for
the most part, and I'm saying this as a person
who opened TO a couple of years ago did not
cook at all, you can cook things so much better
than you think if even if you aren't cooking at all.
Right now, when you're listening to this, it is very easy.
Just oh you know what it is. You just gotta
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do what it says. Do what it says, and don't
kuss it, don't act like you know right, don't forget
about it, don't wait, don't I'll do it when it
feels like it. Get us, get a meat thermometer, know
that it's done, take it out. Then it roasting veggies
and putting a little bit of like us even just
salt and pepper on him, a little bit of alve oil.
You you have somebody over and you're like, oh, yeah,
I just I baked this chicken, and like it was
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just just a real simple like some olive oil and
some lemon pepper, and then I roasted these veggies with
salt and pepper and olive oil and put that down.
The person be like, holy shit, you made an amazing meal.
So cooking is not hard. Cooking well is very But
even then, you know, like once you it's just like repetition,
once you start learning. Those things are just the basic rules.
A lot of people man, especially when they cook like proteins,
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they fucking don't have the pan hot enough. That's just straight.
They're just little things the facts. You need the ship
hot or else it's gonna cook all weird. And they're like,
why is the middle all sucked up? It's like if
you're cooking something there like to get a cast iron skillet,
and then you don't do the cast iron skillet part.
It's gonna be hard. That's what I'm saying. I can't
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hand hole you to follow the instructions, do with what's
in your limit and in your budget. And I guarantee
if you go through it, it'll be better than you
think and it might even be perfect or even you know,
start off with a stew why. I mean, if you
want to blow your own mind make a stew because
if you really follow direction, it's hard to funk up.
But over time because you're cooking is sold slow and
the flavors are developing. Like what the fun was that
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your friend who says to you, oh, I just put
it in the crop. Pop. They're not lying, that's what
they did and it's great. And then you're like, because
you're like me, you's not cooking, Like no, there's so
much more. Well. I used to be home on the family.
I like to cook, So yeah, you know, I'll have
you over from my famous to also, look if you
want a good stew recipe, because it's getting about that time.
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If you don't. The food Wishes channel on YouTube with
chef John. He's a really funny guy and he talks
like this and very he's very encouraging. Anyway, when you listen,
it's always very clear his instructions and by the end,
if you are following the directions and you're somewhat capable,
you will come out with a fire dish. Anyway, his
beef stew is irish or gain his beef stew recipe. Look,
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I just gave up the ghosts as one of my
favorite things to make. Check that out. Also add a
couple of bone marrow bones, because you you will add
added demands. When you say add them, you literally just
mean just put in the pot and let that cook.
That's your butcher. Anybody sank shank bones? Yeah, all right,
there it is. Thank you. I feel better, But now
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I feel like I kind of want to cook something. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back. And we're back, and it's time to blow
that whistle. All right, so checking in with It's time
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once again checking in with the scandal as it develops,
as it continues to unfold in front of us. So
the president once again did did his thing of just
admitting to the crime. He can't funk. I don't know, man.
This is the problem, right, Okay, if we start much
broader the GOP. The reason why a lot of people
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aren't out here defending him and the ones that are
doing a terrible job, we'll get to some of those
performances in a bid um. The reason they can't defend
him is because they don't know what the coherent defense
communication strategy. What am I supposed to not say? Because
you say everything? Right? So am I supposed to say everything, Wait,
so should I say you didn't say that you asked
to investigate Biden. They're like yeah, and then cut to
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Donald Trump coming out basically saying like, oh, yeah, I
definitely said to investigate Joe Biden. To day when we're
recording this, he like was like walking down one of
those driveways and was like, well, I would like it.
It would be if I were them, I would recommend
that they investigated the just set it to a camera. Yeah,
He's like, what would they do? Is like, well, if
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they're honest, data start an investigation anyway. Also, I think
China should start. China should do it too. What might
as well funk with our biggest ally or like our
our biggest competition. Well, you know this is the thing too,
Like like anyone, your strategy is to either just keep
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lying or you just trying and shift reality with blunt
force and be like yeah I did, and what right?
And I think that's the strategy now is yeah I did? Now,
So what what are you gonna do? I saw somebody
tweet out that they were like, today's the day we've
gone from. No, I didn't, it never happened to I
did it, and it doesn't matter right well, because I
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think now you know, everything is just slowly again the
rooms getting smaller for him, that he's feeling the heat
a little bit. I don't again, I don't. I I
wouldn't be surprised if they found some very sneaky, fucked
up way to try and completely distract us from this
and try and keep things going. Yeah. That or I mean,
look how quickly forgot about Jeffrey Epstein. Um, but now
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I'm thinking, like with this part of me is like
just looking at human nature. I'm like, this is everyone's
starting to turn on each other and it's getting more
aggressive and case and point to uh, you know Mike Pence. Now,
if you remember then my question from day one, where's
Mike Pence? What are people thinking about Mike Pence? House?
He pulling. Yeah, And you know, Trump was very quick
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to be like, oh, well you should ask about his
phone calls and people like, wait, what will that happened
to so again or like his communications Zelinsky. So we
come to find out that he Trump instructed Pence to
not go to the inauguration of the president because again,
if there's no representative of the United States at his inauguration,
that would make President Zelensky feel, oh, ship, maybe the
US does not have my back against Russia because they
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needed the photo op, you know what I mean, Like
that's how I show this is Ukraine and the United
States together to face the end. But again, as we
were talking about yesterday, the benefit of Ukraine not feeling
secure about the U. S having its back is that
they're going to be more likely to capitulate to Moscow
and be like, what do y'all want to do? And
then that ends this, that ends the aggression in Crimea
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and also end sanctions for Russia. Just the thing to
keep in you know, mind in the future. Back to Pence,
though they were he was also told to tell Pence
was told to tell Zelenski that the aid from the
US was not coming because you know, we need a
little more action on quote unquote corruption, investigate Joe Biden.
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And so now we're starting to see, oh wow, every
you're you're you're a part of this. His plan, though,
Mike Pence is to act like, well, I didn't know,
Like what do I was just doing what I was told.
I'm a patsy and all this, Yeah, right, do we
think that Trump did that? My first thought is it's
like the mobster being like, do this line so I
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know you're not a cop, like I was like, oh,
I don't know, you'd like to get wet. Yeah, you're
saying Trump doing that twopence two pence, Pence like make
this corrupt phone call so I know you're down. And
also like people, yeah, so you're culpable, you're gonna help
with cover. I mean, same with him staying at the
hotel too. And where's that in Ireland? Stop? Uh that
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Ireland right island where it was like completely out of
the right. I'm sure there's been many little things like this,
but yeah, this it is one of those things to
get him dirty. But do you think, let me ask
you just personally, do you guys think Pence is dragged
into all these things or he willingly is engaging in them.
I think he's just not confident person to be in with,
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so he projects. You know, he's very He was like
stoic and at times has this like quiett vice president
I've ever witnessed and quiet in terms of presence and
like visibility whatever. And he I mean I think honestly,
if he if he knew it was bad, he could
He could have pushed back and be like, I just
can't do that. What you're asking me is wrong. And
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then what would TRYM be like, well, then maybe any
defend a new vice president? Yeah, and then if you did,
I'd be like, all right, go ahead, right, But again,
I think when you're when your currency that you survive
off of his power and influence, then the game changed
a little bit and you're like, funk, I guess I
just want to remind every evangelical you lied to yourself
about what type of Christian man Trump is and if
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you helped get him out of office, if we just
team up for a little bit, unless he did all
the bad ship too, you're going to get the president
who actually is the crazy Christian that you want you
should be. You would actually get the guy you lied
to yourself about who you were voting for. You would
have Jesus in the White House, Jesus who loves to
close his eyes in the middle of meetings and go
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to La la land. Yeah. It's getting tough. Yeah, I'm
just saying that that's your voting agenda. The agenda is
waiting one step. But I think we know right they've
betrayed the teachings of Christ when you even see how
they treat the needy vulnerable. So I know, no, I
know that, but I'm saying Christian men and women who
do not speak to cuss words and they don't go
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to R rated movies. I grew up with them, and
I'm like, I would love if I could see one
of them right now and be like, how do you
feel about your president tweeting the word bullshit? Yesterday? Your
president spoke like that to sixty million people who follow him,
and then all the other ones who refused to but
hear about what he did. I just want to know,
just how do you feel about his cussing? Well, like,
just he's protecting unborn babies. Yeah, you got to take
(27:44):
the good, just not the ones he was gonna even
though many of those abortion bands have been blocked in
many states. So shout out to the CLU on that. Um.
But anyway, back to Pences whole thing. The people around
him were just insisting he did not know what was
going on. So here's a couple of problems with this.
I love this explanation. Um. Well there, So, first of all,
they were saying that one of Pence's top aids was
(28:07):
on the call. The call, as we all know, was
on the call, and therefore I knew he was gonna
have a transcript to take to Mike Pence because Mike
Pence had to prepare for a meeting with Vladimir Zelinski,
the president of Ukraine. When that happened. They're saying, oh, well,
you know what, on his flight there, he probably didn't
(28:29):
read the notes or the transcript before his meeting, so
he wouldn't have known what the subtext or what the
content of the calls incompetence, So they're either lying that
he didn't know, or he's so fucking incompetent that he's
going around on behalf of the United States to talk
about foreign policy. You know what your lawyer, Rudy Giuliani
would tell you. Competence may not be guilt, right exactly,
(28:51):
it might be, but it might not be. Lying is
definitely guilt, So why don't we go with the right exactly?
But even then, like when you look at all the
do it's like, really, your top aid was on the call,
and fucking country doesn't even know what that means. They
don't understand, like you guys, and especially Miles, the inner
workings are like, here's what when Well, he wasn't on
the call, but like, let me explain to you what
an AID fucking does. The AID is there because that
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is representing him being on the call. And then they
have a report from their aids every fucking day at
least once saying here's what you missed and what you
need to know for the next go watch fucking Veep.
Of course, if you voted for Trump, why would you
ever watch watch the West Wing? Maybe that'll tell you sure.
I mean, at the end of the day, it's uh, yeah,
it's like your assistant, right, let's just remove politics. Imagine
you're a big boss of a big company. I can't
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be on that call. I can't be in a meeting. Hey, underling,
you go and you tell what happened, because I got
important stuff to do it and I'm gonna have to
talk to those people later. I'll need to know what happened.
That's how it works. I'm flying into this meeting blind,
nobody does Okay, but you know that's but this is
the problem. Like as it gets dirtier and dirty and murkier,
this is sort of like this is where now Pence
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has been dragged into it. Now he's having to do
send himself from it. He's not quite saying the same
thing as Trump. So I think beginning, you know, I
will start to see people's self interest become a little
more pronounced. Hope. Remember when I remember when Pence was
there at that meeting with Pelosian Schumer and was just
so uncomfortable because there was confrontation and basically made himself
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a statue and like closed his eyes and just wished,
I wished he was somewhere else. Please make me crazy,
because I was. I was gonna say the exact same
consciousness we said yesterday. We talked a lot about Jenny
jenn Um, but I feel like that's also his defense
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here is just like close close your eyes. I didn't
see it, so how could I have read it? My
eyes were closed? Mr? Vice President? What do you have
to say? Um, Dear God, please make me a bird
so I could fly far far away from here, as
the American people know, dear guy, make yeah. So I
don't know. So what what happens if Pence gets impeached
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as well? Who who would then become president? Your attorney,
the speaker? All right, when do we get to keep
for Sutherland gonna blow up the whole God, wouldn't you
here's where we're at. How happy would you be if
Keefer was our president tomorrow? I mean I would be worried.
He struggles with every president, and good doctor struggles with
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I mean, I'm gonna tell you something, doctors, maybe not firsthand.
This man has been spotted around the San Fernando Valley
in terrible shape, outside of local bars, talking all kinds
of ship and I'll take it. Yeah, in a way,
I'll take that. I mean the fact that when he
was in terrible shape and someone said you're a pirate keeper,
(31:53):
and he turned to the camera and said that would
explain everything, and then ran and dove tackled a Christmas tree.
Have you seen the coolest, strongest move that anyone has
ever done, sober or drunk. Yeah. Um, let's talk about
the call, because so basically Trump is like, now that
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everybody realizes everything he says is a lie. There. Wait, okay,
so that that was clearly a lie. Let's take a
couple of steps back and figure out why he's lying
about that. Uh. During a press conference, President Trump said
Wednesday his controversial July call with Ukrainian counterpart was transcribed
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word for word comma for commas, an exact word for
word transcript of the conversation taken by very talented stenographers.
He literally said very talented stenographers, which sounds like something
like a Donald Trump impersonator would say in this instant,
But no, he he said that. So people were like, well,
(33:03):
now that you mention it, like we we do know
that it wasn't a word for word transcript, like it's
a memo, but we don't know how it is different
from the word for word transcript. And if you look
at the whistleblower complaint, they refer to it being a
word for word transcript or they refer to a word
for word transcript. There is a word for word transcript
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according to the whistleblower, and this is not a word
for word transcript. And people have pointed out that there
are markings that don't typically appear on transcripts between presidents
and other foreign leaders, uh, including ellipses and like weirdly
placed commas. So they're just wondering why they're there, what's
(33:46):
up with the ellipses? Huh yeah, what's going on here?
What's really going And a few people have said, you know,
I think Angus King said that he thinks there's twenty
minutes missing. Other people think maybe it's ten minutes missing.
That's texting, But it still might end up just being
the cover up anyway. Yeah, I mean either way, like
you already on WAX have the President saying yes, I
withheld aid yes I asked them to investigate Joe Biden.
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You have Giuliani confirming the same thing. You have a
transcript that basically also confirms the same thing. Just if
even very narrowly, this thing is pretty much you could
put that to bed, but I think for the purposes
of getting enough public support, you want to really pull
as many receipts out because you want it's like playing
you know, you know what I mean, you want to
have you just want to play that fucking wild hand
(34:30):
or you're like skip you draw to color change. I mean,
you don't want to slow it and be like, oh,
I'm gonna win this game, Like no, you want to
keep you wanna put that hand down? Yeah, And you
know this puts the Republicans in a really tough spot
because they I don't know, like from the beginnings of
this and when we started seeing like Mitch McConnell basically
(34:51):
allowing to send it to unanimously vote to allow the
whistleblower complaint to be uh distributed, and the House doing
the same. I was always like, Oh, is this is
the exit strategy? Because I felt the second you could
hear the Republicans growing when he got the nomination, I
was like, the higher ups within the party must have
some kind of exit strategy because their plan is to
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use him for everything that they want to push forward.
And once they either get what they want or realize
they can't get anymore, there's no more juice left to squeeze,
they then they're done because he only needs to be
elected one more time. All these motherfuckers want to get
elected for elected for the rest of their life. So
if they're like, we're it's just gonna put my future
(35:31):
elections in jeopardy because it's only care about that's all.
They're there to get elected. But they have some pet projects,
but overall in all representing you and I know, it's
they need to be re elected. But they're kind of
fucked because so much of the base still subscribes to
you know, Trump is that which is a little different.
They drop him if they throw him under the bus.
(35:53):
Then he could easily just be like, well, fuck you guys,
I'm gonna start Trump Party, well party of Trump. I mean,
it's very stressful, right because again you're defending an indefensible position.
So I don't know what you do to relieve your stress. Wheah,
I know one thing you could do, get drunk as
fuck and then go on Fox News and trying to
defend the president, like Landowski did on Fox two nights ago.
(36:17):
So so he goes on. Remember, okay, so again we
have to talk about Kennedy from MTV, the VJ, who's
now like a libertarian pirate on Fox Business Channel, Fox News.
Oh yes, she is just full on on Fox Now.
But hey, look again, just like politicians, it's, as they say,
Hollywood for ugly people, you know what I mean, that's
what politics are. In the same way, you're addicted to
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the fame, you will go to whatever audience will have you.
So look, hey, shout out to you, Kennedy, except not
um so Korey. Landowski goes on there and even it
was too much for even Kennedy who's been kind of
defending the president. She just had to call out Korey
Lewandowski because he was Yeah, he was tipped. Well, what
we know is this is little Adam Schiff, who's the
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chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, already knew about the
whistle blower complaint. And what we know is that the
rules of the whistle blower complaints had changed in August
of this year, which said you no longer have to
have firsthand knowledge of what's going on. And what that
tells me is maybe the whistleblower is close to John Brennan.
Maybe he's an acolyte of John Brennan. What we know
(37:24):
is this president has gone after of course he does, Yes,
he does. And Kennedy, don't forget. We know that the
whistle blower is a former CI agent, was detailed to
the NSC who's probably back at the CIA, who hates
this present more than they love their country. And the
fact is they never had any firsthand account of what transpired. Yes,
(37:49):
did you have a little merlough with Dinners? No? Should
I have. It's still a little flurry. It found a
little bit en usk. No. Look, look what I what
I'm at about, Kennedy is that I'm not blaming the
president for this conversation with the Ukraine President Selinski. And
what this is really about is people who don't love
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this country as much as I love this country. I
like how you know, like when you're drunk, you have
that real big energy like I'm talking and this one
goes whoa well, like hold on, are you fucked up?
And then you have to take that breath to try
and collect yourself, like let me tell you how drunk
I am, dy Kendy, I'm not drunk. Is America has
(38:36):
a problem. And if people don't like America and they
hated a peasant, so what's the whistlebler saying? I don't know,
Adam Shift, He's probably so did I say it was little?
I mean to say a little with a hyphen on
that boy holding it down over on Hollywood and Western
right now? Oh boy? So you know it's you know,
(39:00):
this is this is what you see? Remember Sam Nunberg,
like way back when the Russia ship was getting hot,
he just melted down on Ri Melbourne show, I think,
But did ar Melbourne? Was he like are you drunk?
And he was like no, but did he bring it up?
He was? He's like, oh he went on another show
and someone was like, I smell a little alcohol on you,
and then Rudy does it pretty regularly, so you know,
(39:23):
I get it stressful. And then when you look at
Fox right, there's a lot of motion within the organization
that doesn't know what to do about Trump. Also because
on one side, like internally, you have the quote unquote
news side of the like the daytime people like your
Shepherd Smith's um and Andrew Apolitano still unforgivable cowards. But yeah,
(39:45):
well Shepherd Smith at least has the most thing resembling
a spine of his job. For a non Nazi organization,
he could, but I don't know. I think they would
just replace him with someone from who claims they were
a pussycat doll and you know, we'll protect the president.
That is someone who does go on Foxing sometimes. Her
name is Caara Brown, um. The So with that side,
(40:07):
you know, they're the ones who have said this is bad,
this is if, this is true, this is bad, this
is illegal, this is impeachable. But then you have the
Hannity's and the Tucker Carlson's of the world who are like, no,
we need to defend the president, and they are beefing
like out in the open on air, like on each
other's show. Like, first shepherd Smith and too Politano, We're like,
this is impeachable. That night, Tucker Carlson plays a clip
(40:29):
and he's like, can you believe these fools? And then
the next day shepherd Smith is like, how dare y'all
like talk like trying slander Andrew to Politano or what
we're trying to do here? So there's already a bit
of a schism maybe, and that's happening on top of that.
At some point you gotta cut bit, right, But this
is the problem, right, So Paul Ryan, he's now on
(40:49):
the board at Fox, and he is yeah, and he
is actually, according to like this Vanity Fair article, he
is using his position on the board to try and
get the CEO, Lachlan Murder to begin to fucking pivot
away from Trump because he's like, no, this is not good.
This is going to be an embarrassment. He's like, we
need to figure out, like this is not We've got
three years at some point, we got to go back
(41:11):
to the long game here, right. So it's just tough
because like what do you do now? Because Fox created
the type of mindset that allowed for Trump is hum
to flourish and now you know, I don't know if
the Pandora's box has already been open for them and
it's too late. But like MSNBC is the same thing.
I mean, if we just agree with them, but like
(41:32):
if you're getting all your news every single day from that,
i'd tell you to stop doing that too, Like, like
it's too they MCBC ratings are gonna go through the
roof if Trump wins again. They're gonna make so much
money because it's so good for their business that he's
in office. Nobody's watching MSNBC more than they have in
the last three So it's like also the same thing
(41:52):
too with them, and like the other side where they're like,
we'll just double down on all this ship and at
some point, when do you stop being like, all right,
we have to go. Well. But what I'm talking more
specifically about Fox is the idea of like allowing like racist,
xenophobic conspiracy theories mainstream. And I'm saying yeah, and obviously
(42:13):
MSNBC and all of these cable news networks have gigantic
corporate blind spots. Like don't get me wrong, but I
think with this right, they've cultivated this kind of voter
who's very susceptible to racist dog whistles, straight up racism.
And now you have Trump who's like, hey, I'm saying
all this ship out loud. Now you're with me, right,
because they've been giving you this diet, and now I'm
(42:33):
the main course. Because he's going to have his own
network when he leaves. That's what he wanted. I mean,
that was the plan if he wasn't elected, right, right,
was I would have my own news network. And I
mean the plan was also that a lot of the
these Republicans who now could be making plans for a
post Trump party, we're just gonna like chalk this election
(42:53):
up to being a loss and then like regroups. So
maybe they're just like going back to that plan again. Yeah,
I don't know this. This next one's a lost leader
and we'll just figure out. Like, well, because here's the problem, right,
what happens because many people and the like they get
all their news from Fox on the right. What happens
when your idiot box starts talking shit about your number
(43:13):
one god king? Right, So that's really what's gonna happen.
Are you gonna go with the establishment Fox News side
or the wild racist Trump team? And I think what
will happen is I'm sure reasonable people might be like, yeah,
I guess if they're saying this is bad, I guess
I'll go with Fox because I've trusted them the longest.
But then you have people who have fully bought it
on Trump is um and they're gonna be like, well,
funck y'all, Like oh so y'all then oh so the
(43:35):
GOP's enemy. Well, we're starting our own ship or we
have it, We'll have whatever the Fox going. Yeah, the
very top link on Drudge the Drudge Report page is Napolitano.
Trump behavior is criminal and impeachable. So I do think
that the objective little colonels that are filtering through Fox
are getting down to the to the conservative people, Well,
(43:58):
they have to realize, right, if we just fucking stay
on this ship, it only goes down, right, So do
you get off or do you do? You have faith?
You're like, I don't know, maybe something, maybe racism floats
in the deep sea. I don't know, but I'll float
down here. Yeah. But when you look at just like
how Trump is acting, you know, the second the party
(44:21):
starts to turn on him, he will fucking drag everyone out. Yeah,
he threw Pence under the bus. Jack is probably what
I think most is that he needs to involve as
many people as he can so that they're all culpable
and none of them want to go down as well.
So it's not them being like, oh, I'll just stand
back and watch it happen. They're like, well, you're gonna
go to the Other thing he isn't banking on is
(44:42):
how many people want to be reelected more than they
like him. How many people are actually afraid of going
to jail, because that's what it's going to come out
when you get people like I can't remember his name
and I feel dumb for doing it, but uh, he's
gonna test him. He's willing to testify, and he stepped
down from his position, So yeah, is it calling? You know,
it was so many more recent. I don't remember the name.
I just heard it this morning on the news. But
(45:04):
bashed the vulcar, yes, And there was like he was like, well,
I'm gonna get out because I know it's gonna go
and then I can go talk about it whatever the
funk I want, And he's you got a picture in
a House of cards style. He is constantly telling people
what they I need you to do to this, I
need you do this. Well, that's not the same thing.
I don't care. Confusion is better than facts. And then
(45:25):
he's got people, was like, you don't want to go
to jail, and he's trying to intimidate them, but hopefully
some at least two or three are gonna be like,
here's how bad I don't want to go. Some people
like I have an actual future that I am worried about.
I'm not trying to be some like far right celebrity
on toy because we and I'm sorry for this, but
maybe I'm helping one listener out there. We do not
still don't know who the whistleblower is, right, No, I
(45:46):
thought that, but I was like, what if I missed it?
And we all know, I mean the New York Times
definitely gave us a few details and people like why
did you do that? And they're like, well, we just
feel like people needed to like know, like that this
is like a person. They also said that the information
that they revealed was known to the White House like
the moment that the world but I guess publicly though,
(46:07):
when you put that in public, then you can get
a lot of you know, fucking conspiracy things to probably
get there. The thing that drunk dude said, who isn't
a good doctor orchy for sudenly he that he brought
up that shift thing? Is that going to be a
real problem that that most people were met with them first.
That's make sense to me that that person can be like, hey,
if I come forward, you guys are gonna back. Well,
they're also like that might be even more in depth
(46:27):
than what probably actually also like did you get that
complaint I filed? You didn't write? Huh? Because something's up right,
that's not there's nothing They're like, there's colluding with them.
It's like, y'all, y'all, y'all, calm to take a breath. First,
if you listen or drunk, if you listen to anybody
who has paid attention to Trump's life, they've all been saying, yo,
(46:49):
like anybody he draws into their orbit, he fucks like
he fucks you over, like Apprentice season one he sucked
him too. Yeah, but like think about the think about
the like all his businesses, like they don't always go
tips up. He always ends up fucking like screwing people,
not paying people, like that's how he has operated his
(47:11):
whole life. He's a very uh persistent and successful con artists.
So he's had that lizard reptile brain. It's like, just
what I need, what I want, I don't give up.
His show is called Unsuccession, right, Yeah, but yeah, I
think again, just with the same way he draws those
people in, just how he can throw Mike Pence under
the bus. What do you think him and Lindsay Graham
(47:33):
I've talked about what do you think him and Mitch McConnell,
I've talked about Devin Nooness, Like all the Jim Jordan's,
there's a lot of people who he could be like, well,
if this is the GOP, let me tell you about
your quote unquote clean weak people who are afraid are
only as good as long as they're afraid most of you.
And once they're more afraid of somebody or something else,
(47:54):
that's some reek ship right there. Lindsay amaz reek Y Graham,
Ricky Graham. He's like, I'm senator to know your right
eat this that I'm here for that may all right,
(48:17):
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back
and we're back, and uh, the GOP is starting to
get some ideas about you know not Now that Warren
(48:39):
is surging in the polls, she has passed Biden and
at least one national poll she passed him a couple
of weeks ago in Iowa and New Hampshire. Uh so,
so he's winning South Carolina by twenty points right now,
he is, Yeah, he is. Biden has like a firewall
up right there. That be interesting to see if that
(49:01):
defends South Carolina is earlier this time, right, they moved it,
and so are we too, write like march um, well
it might matter of Democrats. So the GOP has trained
its laser guided censors on Elizabeth Warren. Yeah, well yeah,
(49:21):
or Jacob Wall Jack Bertman, Yeah, the two guys who
can never top operatives anything fucking right ever. Ever, they
can't make fake businesses up, they can't make fake people up.
They can't fake a fucking funk. Ever. They did a
fake news conference where they were trying to convince people
(49:41):
and like did the whole thing with their fly down.
They when they created a fake company that was like
behind one of the conspiracies they did. It was registered
to Jacob Wall's mother. Um, like, people just like looked
at it and we're like, Okay, we're gonna call this number,
and it was like, Hi, this is Samantha wall Uh
call me back, leave your name and it's like, oh,
Christoph Vaults from Inglorious Bastard's works for your company because
(50:07):
images of your staff, they're literally in a Cohen Brothers
movie right where they're like trying their best to commit
this Yes, this act. Damn, the Coen Brothers need to
adapt these people's stories. Come on, plan what so what
are they up to now? How are they taking down
Elizabeth Warrens? So? How are they taking down Elizabeth Morton? Well,
(50:27):
here's so on I believe Wednesday. Wednesday, they put out
a media alert from Jack Berkman and Jacob wool Present.
This is what it says, Jack Press release no Man
media alert to your report. Jack Berkman, Jacob wool Present,
bombshell witness slash evidence against Warren, evidence of what a crime? Whatever,
(50:50):
let's not split hairs. Conservative activists blah blah blah to
be joined by former marine who claims to have been
in long term sexual relationship with the presidential candidate. Who
go on, So they sentual just allow me to read
it because you're now you're asking too many questions. Man,
it's just good when I say, I'm just waiting to
(51:10):
read media alerted. Sorry, So they're saying Thursday the third,
two thirty eastern, we're having one in Arlington, Virginia. Then
he says more information. Jack Berkman and Jacob wool will
be joined by decorated former US marine and bodybuilder who
alleges he was involved in a long term sexual relationship
with presidential candidates Elizabeth Warren. The twenty four ye old
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marine claims that the affair began in Massachusetts several months
ago when he was solicited from a prominent website utilized
by sex workers. These charges will shock the conscious of
the nation, Berkman shock the conscious conscious, not the conscience conscious,
by the way, if you're if you're conscious, only the conscious,
but the unconscious of a man. Where do I go
(51:51):
to high five? Elizabeth Warren for consentually? That's the thing.
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck they think.
I guess because people look at Trump's multiple affairs and
it was a scandal because of all the cover ups
sex exactly the what seven how many? How many accusers
(52:11):
are credible accusers? So and then I guess it's again
this terrible logic that there's always applied on the right
of how they think the left or just the general
society will respond. It is like, well, she's like banging
a marine bodybuilder, right, which they just like took from
their bank bank probably yeah, But like I would, the
(52:34):
other narrative that we've heard kind of circulating in the
undercurrent of like people who don't want Elizabeth Warren to
get nominated is uh that she is bad for billionaires.
It's like you guys are doing her job for her,
like the two Like the only thing that could make
her cooler is if she terrified billionaires and was banging
(52:54):
a twenty four year old body builder. Because it's this,
I guess the press conference has actually happened. I'm looking
at some things about it and everyone's laughing. All the
tweets I see are just humorous. I see memes from
It's Always Sunny. Sure that ratio is way off. Clowns
are running around. Um, someone just said, Jacob Wills Cougar
press Or is absolutely a comedy workshop. These guys should
(53:17):
open for Dave Chappelle. Um, they're showing this, dude, there's
a ripped dude. Okay, they do have a muscle guy,
and they're saying, look at his back, he has the
scars on his back from scars. Yeah, cars on his back,
scars guard um from his back from a sex scapade
with Elizabeth Warren. But okay, that doesn't sound like no
(53:38):
one's saying it wasn't about consent. They're just like, Okay,
if you wanted to kill an afternoon and you went
to their goddamn media alert show, right right, and you
guys taking questions, the first one to be like consensual, consensual? Yeah, okay,
you guys have a good about So Elizabeth Warren apparently
she's got that thing on her where she can even
(53:59):
attract twenty four year old Marie Alight, I love the word,
even just feigning the idea that this is even true. Right, Yeah,
Well here's the best part. Within minutes, someone went to
the guy's instagram and found an Instagram post of the
dude who's accusing her with that mark on his back.
But his Instagram caption says, hit my back with a chain,
trying to take down a swing. Well maybe he calls
(54:21):
Elizabeth a swing. I don't know, maybe the swinger take
down you know what the best part is, Can you
guys tell me what this tattoo is at the base
of his neck. He has a triple X test has
the logo from the Vin Diesel film Triple X. Now
she should be ashamed, that's you know. Now I'm appalled
(54:45):
a what what year old? Doing this timeline? This trilex
came out and what two thousand? Yeah, let me see,
I thought it was come. Are we talking ice cuber
Van baby? Well there's only one two and that is
(55:07):
seventy years ago, seven years old. He must have been
a seminal film, right, like the way Rocky four is
to me? Yeah, uh, I must break you on your
exactly why do you think we never go swimming together?
Have a whole back piece from so yeah, it's already
(55:29):
become a complete embarrassment. And again this is completely what
they do not understand, right that I think because the
one dimensional understanding of what the Me too movement is
they think it's it's not about consent or violence or
like sexual power and things like that. There, it's not
about sex. It's about this coercion. It's about consent. But
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there's been like sex too, right, they did sex stuff too,
being a guy with a triple X hot so which
is indicting game over cold, little flip ball game. Yeah. Uh,
all right, let's let's move on to the other story
that's probably overshadowing the Trump news is the revelation that
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Matt Damon has made uh about what might have been? Yeah,
I mean this story is infuriating as someone who will
never have a million dollars. Well, I mean it's fascinating
for me as a person will never have a million dollars.
It's probably infuriating to people who are hell bent on
accumulating as much wealth as possible. So there was an
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interview in English g Q where Matt Damon and Christian
Baylor sitting down for their upcoming film Whatever. But Matt
Damon talks about when Jim Cameron offered him the lead
in Avatar, and he says, and this is directly from him,
and when he offered it to me, he goes, now, listen,
I don't need anybody. I don't need a name for this,
a named actor. If you don't take this, I'm gonna
find an unknown actor, Sam Worthington and give it to
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him because the movie doesn't really need you. But if
you take the part, I'll give you ten percent of
and then he trails off and doesn't actually finish the sentence,
and then they say in brackets. At this point, Bale
makes the cartoon sound of someone shaking their head with
their lips warbling, like Wiley coyote trying to shake off
an anvil to the head. So what happened was he
said no to ten percent of the Avatar back end
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with the profits, which would have been two hundred fifty
million dollars dollars million. Oh my goodness, you could have
bought the Cowboys in the early eighties. But also for someone,
for someone who is actually you know, likes to stand
up for teachers and things like that. If he had that,
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he could have had a little little philanthropic nugget to
sit on to help people out, which is what I feel.
I hope what was going on in his mind, I
believe was it Matt Damon. One time I was you guys,
let me in the door to do the show with you,
and Matt Damon talked about some invention he wished we
had that would have like changed the world. Or was
that some other actor. It might have been some other actor,
But I feel like it was day man and we
have like some like world changing invention he had wanted
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to do, but that he if it was say him,
or let's assume he's friends with the person who would
have they could have actually yeah to fifty or think
about the pranks him and Clooney could have pulled me,
rigged an entire election to get the country to change
his name to George Clooney fifty. You could make George
Clooney if you're man, damon, you could make George Clooney
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think he's been cast in and shooting a movie that
isn't even happen, and you can pay everybody ever you
can pay. Then it's like a new Cone writer. And
then into the sequel to Avatar. So then once that
goes out into the daily that guys and becomes just
a crazy thing everybody's heard about, you then release that
movie and make all of it back. Wow. So yeah,
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it's funny. When he goes on, he talks about he
told John Krasinski like about this, and while they're making
like a movie that was about fracking that was like
a human interest, like that was like supposed to like
do good. Right in the middle of them writing that
script or working on that script. Apparently John Krasinski just
they he said, got out of his seat and just said, okay, okay, okay, okay. Um,
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here's the deal. Your life wouldn't be different in any way.
You know, the quality of like would not change if
had you taken that, except for the fact that we
would probably be doing this in space right. Um, so
you know it's aft anyway. Guys, someone someone offers you
back end or a weird thing that could be a
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come on inside Lewin Davis, did we not learn anything?
Don't take the money up front art take the back
end points. And also when you we talked about this
to like Lily Allen, uh the singer also the sister
of Alfie Allen. Just to bring it back Game of Thrones, um,
she turned down the opportunity to become like some company
(59:57):
who was working on bitcoin. They like offered her like
two hundred thousand bitcoin for to do an online gig,
like just to perform through a live stream. She would
have had eight hundred thousand dollars had she just Some
people get it right, like Tom Minks took points on
four million by so it was offered in two thousand seven,
(01:00:19):
that's would have been if she had just stayed in
until seventeen, would have been one and a half billion.
Will should have been a billionaire. She would have been
a billionaire. If it was like a live stream. Yes,
they were like, my, you could phone this ship in
just video just needs to be beamed into this feed.
It's like, no, I'm good, what's two hundred thousand? I'm good?
Thank you? Though good. Honestly, it doesn't matter because she
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I'm sure she has She's fine, you know what I mean?
Her kid game is good to feel like. Stories like
that are made to make people do stuff, make people
who cared too much about money one or buff a
bridge like the dude from a Victoria's Secret. Uh. And finally,
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big news in my world the world of Caffeine informer. Uh,
my number one website Caffeine and you. So the energy
drink game is about to have another player joined the game.
(01:01:27):
Coca Cola Ever heard of them? Also are a monster energy. Yeah,
they're like a huge stakeholder. I don't think they fully
own it, but they have a big old cheese of it.
But so apparently they are getting a little insecure about
the fact that they don't have a hyper caffeated sugar
(01:01:48):
beverage on the market. So we're getting what's called energy Coke,
Energy Coke, Energy regular flavor, cherry zero sugar and zero
sugar spelled weird. Nope, just straight up. It's not like
seems like they have. They're going for a very stripped down,
(01:02:10):
almost like communist aesthetic, where it's just like energy. Do
you want pleasure or energy? Right? I would like the
one for fun socializing. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like this
is where we're talking about. This is not that much caffeine, right,
That's the first thing I asked you because I read
I read it, I'm like, well, what's in it? Guarana
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extra I'm sorry, gua extracts vitamins and a hundred fourteen
milligrams and cavine And is that not a lot? It's not.
I mean two hundred is like your average cup of
coffee diet coke is like sixty, So I mean it's
it's more than most sodas. But yeah, Jolt is like
(01:02:53):
in the high hundreds maybe, but it's not it's not
as much as a cup of coffee. Coffee is king
when it was to caffeine deliver coffee and down Jack. Sorry, guys,
he's on the top cruising it right now, because what
a pretty high right now? What was the deal? Like
a grande cup of Starbucks coffee had like nine sugar
(01:03:19):
and that energy though that's my other I mean, you're
gonna crash, baby. That's what's also good about coffee is
that you don't need to put sugar in it, so
therefore it doesn't have the sugar crash at the end
of it as opposed to monster energy. I think coffee.
I know some people like get added energy from sugar.
I I personally don't, and in fact it like fox
(01:03:41):
with my energy a little bit. So I prefer non
sugary caffeine delivery mechanism like coffee. Like coffee, I'm trying
to figure out what my beloved kirk Siggy cold Brew has. Yeah,
we've didn't show up on informer caffeine and former I
know you're listening, uh and that you're one person. Please
(01:04:04):
let us know what kirkland signature cold brew is. Caffeine
delivery was mat whatever it is, it's working. Yeah, that's
on that also. Shout out to somebody on Instagram who
messaged me again. I get a lot of insider information
from Instagram, just like how I had to scoop on
the bredding for Popeye Chicken Sandwiches. Shout out to you, Um,
(01:04:24):
did you have one? Yeah? What was it? Good? Phenomenal? Fantastic.
Shout out to Logan on Instagram who just said, Yo,
I'm meeting with Costco buyers. Costco Kirkland Signature Colbrew may
have low supplies but are not going away. So yes,
So I thought that ball of cold brew for no reason. Shit,
it's almost gone, is it really? I mean we're putting
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in working, you're putting it down alright? Well, ship Daniel,
it has been a pleasure having you as always. I
love being here. Where can people find? You? Find me
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In a couple of weeks, I am starting the final
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leg of my tour. Go to Daniel van Kirk dot com.
Here's well be let's see if I can get ready.
Starting right now, I will be in Philly, Baltimore, Chicago, Detroit, Rochester, Boston, Albany,
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grandma can come out and see it as well as
anybody else who wants to hold the heart land go
to Daniel van Kirk dot com. All those dates I
just listed fall between the like of October and the
fifteen of November. I would love to have some DZs
come out and hang out with me, but it's happened
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before and they're always great people. So if you're listening
to my voice, come say hi and high five me.
In place of Elizabeth Warre will be a Zany's in Rosemont.
I would be at the be in Detroit. Yeah, and
this weekend I'm in Atlanta, I should say the Red
Clay Comedy Festival Ry Yeah, tonight and tomorrow. Yeah, we
were doing that. And then, um, a quick little tip,
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I haven't told anybody. I'll tell you. I'll tell your
people and you uh. In the first I believe maybe
the third month of the year, I will be headlining
in Austin, Texas, So keep an eye. Daniel and Kirk
dot com. If you're in that area, I love you Texas,
all right, Yeah, please support this young man. Yeah yeah.
Is there a tweet you've been enjoy Yeah, my man,
(01:06:34):
I have one that I love. Yesterday from a great
comic runs an amazing show. They just change location. It's
called Faded. Faded l a is a is a phenomenal
comedy show. I don't say that with any hyperbole. I
say it with heart. His name is Zak Tisconi. He's
a great dude, and his tweet is. From my experience,
construction work is primarily pretending to not be scared of
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what someone else is telling you to do. Yeah, and
it is one more time just for the people in
the back. I will zach tasconni at zach to sconni
z a k t o s c A n I.
From my experience, construction work is primarily pretending to not
be scared of what someone else is telling you to do. Yeah. Yeah,
And it's so true because there's so many times you
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want me to go up where Yeah, and then I
and then I do what is there a harness? Is
there a harness? So crazy? Yeah? Uh miles, where can
people find you? Twitter? Instagram at Miles of Gray. A
tweet I like is from Mark Phillips at Supreme Dreams
Underscore one amazing video content. I cannot begin to describe
(01:07:40):
this video. I can, but I won't because you should
watch it. It's probably you've probably seen it if you're
on Twitter. But the caption is how they expect you
to react when you get an Amber alert. And the
premise of the video is a guy's playing video games
with his friends, gets an Amber alert, sees the description
of the car, and immediately takes action with his friends
and they all come out of their houses. It's a
(01:08:01):
community effort. It's so dramatic but brilliant. There's dune shot,
it's genius ship. A couple of tweets I've been enjoying.
Janelle James, the comedian, that's what her Twitter handle is tweeted,
I solved this timeline a year ago. And then it's
just some screen grabs from her Netflix as a joke
(01:08:24):
set but it says it's weird times, man, I feel
like we're in another dimension or some ship. Feels like
Marty McFly did fuck his mom and that's where we
all are. And then colo a skull that tweeted, I
love when straight men come together to push a car.
Uh all right, I like celebrating the small things uh
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that we straights do. You can find me on Twitter
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where we link off to the information that we've talked
about in today's episode, as well as the song we
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ride out on the So what's that gonna be today? Uh?
This is a track from the artists Little Sims In
it um called a fence but spelled the English way
O F f E n c E. This is from
Little Sims Um really dope. I guess MC singers. She's
from the UK for sure. Um and yeah, I would
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just say like her works really dope. Her style is dope,
like it's aggressive guy energy, but she's got great lyrics
and um. The music is also wonderful this track. Look,
if you like some heavy overdrive on your bass guitar,
I'm coming to one of those boss O D petals.
I don't know the yellow one. Y'all know, uh this
is what Yeah. I got a heavy as baseline, great
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drums and vocals, so enjoy it. Go to the weekend,
stomping your feet doing good in the world. I've just
been stracked by the thought did the word offense come
from of fence like disagreements with neighbors? Who knows? Only
God knows? Only God can judge us now. The Daily
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You can skin me know you as anyone I wanted.
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They can get it in a flash. Now. I can't
want to tool for my name chest, put my team
on debt, taking out open on my night, clean and check,
don't get to don't we gets even when I'm getting
I'm jay Z on a bad day. Shakespeare by my
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