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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode two
after Daily Geist production of I Heart Radio. This is
a podcast where you take a deep dive into American's
share consciousness and say, off the top, fuck faith based
healthcare plans and funk them all. It is Tuesday, July.

(00:22):
My name is Jack O'Brien, a k get the facts
if you want to, you can get some piece of
mind because your friends don't FAX, and if they don't FAX,
then they're no friends of mine. That is courtesy of
Rob Cunningham, and I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co host, Mr Miles grag Now batting in

(00:45):
the home run derby from North Hollywood is show Gray
smoke tawny. Uh. That just came off in my mind
because I saw that fucking dumbass Steven A. Smith clip
just now, and that guy's such a fucking choker. And
wait what did he say? He was out here questioning
He's like is it good for baseball to have the

(01:06):
number one face? Basically saying like Shohio Tani uses an interpreter,
is that good for the sport? That he doesn't speak English? Yeah?
Like just some stray xenophobic nonsense yeah, so you know
he stays showing his dumbask. Yeah, well, Miles, We're thrilled
to be joined in our third seat by one of

(01:26):
the very kings of culture himself, AMBI nominated podcast host,
a writer, producer, actor, voice artist, and, as I mentioned
last time, one of my favorite singers. He's such a
good singer that Miles said he won't even sing his
a k is when this man is on strategic strategic coward.
It's smart, it's smart. Well, he is the brilliant and

(01:46):
talented jackisno is seven o'clock on the dot. And then
my drop drop looking for Jackie's. Yeah, I got a real, pretty,
pretty pretty girl that's kneeling for me. I pulled up

(02:08):
anticipating good talk. Don't keep you waiting. I got plays
to keep my fans and places they never seen. Girl.
You know what I mean? What up? Niggers? Was up?
Was up? I just started that off the top of

(02:30):
the dome. You know my vocal quality is you know,
I just clear tear from my eyes. Oh my gosh,
me tell you all, man. Let me tell you what
I realized right before I started to record, is that
I gotta take a ship man and let me and
like doing a podcast when you gotta take a ship,
rushes your rushes everything. Yeah, but I'm gonna hold it

(02:51):
for this episode. Yeah yeah, yeah. Man, he's been giving
me the wrap it up signs since I started talking. Yeah,
you can find me in these streets. We're not we're

(03:13):
not there. Yeah, uh, what what's new? What is new?
Nothing is new? I had Thanks for having me as always, guys.
Good to be back with the duo, the Dynamic Duo.
Yeah yeah. Last time I saw you, guys, you were
hosting the and or hosting the pre show The Mby
So yeah, yeah, thank you there show. Yeah yeah, I'm

(03:37):
not gonna get you all more props th you'll deserve
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I mean an
accurate accurate. Some of the randomest people saw that ship, Like,
I know, my dad's agent was like, your dad's out
to me. Yeah, he was like, hey, great stuff out there, man,

(03:59):
great stuff out like stuff a basketball coach agent, you
know he probably has something nominated. Maybe you know you're
doing jokes man? That was those are that was supposed
to be funny? Right? Oh Miles, you are coming to
us from a new locale? Is that correct. Yes, currently
I'm I'm like Mace, one of my favorite mumble rappers,

(04:22):
and I'm spending time in h A w A I uh,
you know, shout out to to Hawaii's eight Gang, who's
blessed me with recommendations and all kinds of information, and
you know, just just trying to keep my head low,
not trying to be one of these uh terrible mainland intruders.
But unfortunately, and there's a lot of people coming to
Hawaii right now. But yeah, it's just it's a it's

(04:43):
a wonderful time, wonderful you got the hook up, you
have like a place to stay. You can't you can't
say that stay no, no. And plus in this age
of working remotely, you know, Her Majesty and I, as
we look forward to our lives, you know, and taking
the next phases of you know, matrimony, possible families, that
things like that, we're like, we need to be able
to do something like this. Yeah, go be somewhere and

(05:04):
and work because I've never worked, I mean, aside from
the lockdown, I've never had the flexibility to work remotely.
So you don't take an advantage of for a little bit,
take advantage of any you know what, man, go do
all the tour ship, go do it all. You know
what's wild? This ship is every there's so fucking like
popping right now. You can't go fucking anywhere because you

(05:25):
want to impact. Yeah, it's two packed shakour. And if
you even want to go to a tour or something
like that, like to go see like the ranch where
they shot Jurassic Park, that ship is booked into mid August. Man, August,
I word, I'm going to September, so I'm about to
start making my reservation. I would literally if you have
any idea, any plans, book all your ship. Now. I
funked up in all the meal Blade and now I'm

(05:47):
out here being like I guess I'll just eat poke
and food Land again. Yeah, and just to cover off
on a question that is on everybody's mind since you
mentioned the mace first, Miles, can you please stop smoking
La la Jack I try. I'm a podcaster. I'm a
die high Miles with the lyrics. Y'all lyrics all right,

(06:11):
pop Daddy one of my favorite lyricists of all time,
just a great, one of the greats to ever do it.
All right, Jackie's We're gonna get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell
our listeners a few of the things we're talking about.
We're talking about rent relief. We're talking about not Charles Branson,
Richard Branson going to space. And it was it was

(06:33):
perfectly timed. The headlines were perfectly timed for the post
apocalyptic movie that we all find ourselves in because at
the same time, America was nearing the high temperature of
all time, which you know, don't say we can't, we
can't do anything. We set our mind to death value

(06:55):
was within a few degrees fahrenheit. We'll talk about see path,
we will talk about the racist football backlash to the
euro Cup loss in England, whether friend zone is the
best zone, all of that plenty more. But first, Jackies Wood,
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? From the search history? All right, all right,

(07:18):
I always act surprised, even though I've been on the
show many times, and I act surprised. Something from my
search history is I was looking at this place called
Club Provada. Now, if you don't know what Club provided is,
I know there are some people in the Oregon sight
gang who might know what this is. But it's a
sex club right now. I didn't think these things existed.

(07:40):
I didn't think sex clubs existed. I thought they were
just things of fantasy, things that you hear about on television.
But I decided to run up the old Google machine
and and plug it in and log it in and
look up club provided. And it's very much a thing.
And there are sex clubs in almost every city and state.
I mean, unless you live in a boring as place,

(08:01):
but if you live in a place that like has
a population that's a little bit bigger. There are such
clubs and everywhere. I'm not saying I'm gonna go, but
I am saying I'm intrigued now, So you know, Yeah,
it's good information to have, you know, if if you,
if you and your significant other decide you want to
spice some shi it up and you wanna you want
to go to a club, uh for the certain spice

(08:25):
that you're looking for that is available to you. And
if you did not know, now you do because they
are real. They are real. I thought it was fake.
What's the sex club? Though? It's a place where you
fuck you like, it's like a swinger's place. So like you,
you go and couples go and they had they make love.
You don't say the effort on the daily's like guys,

(08:46):
they make love and then and then they or and
then you could tap in and stuff, you know, obviously
to your comfort. No, no, it's no yes' yes, everything
like that. But then like you know, a lot of
play just do single ladies and couples. No, man, sorry, man,
sorry if you're single. Man. But it's just a place
where you go to hook up have sex with your

(09:07):
partner and or other people as well. Okay, yeah, yeah,
it's basically the ship you see in movies that don't
seem real, but apparently it is real. Yeah, you would
think we would know more about it. That used to
just be the Wendy's parking lot for me. But right,
oh you hooked up in They's parking lot before too.
Oh yeah yeah. What you do is you you walk

(09:30):
outside with three uh what is it? The frosties? You
spill three frosties on your feet outside the wendis what what?
What color? What color frost the vanilla or vanilla? Vanilla vanilla?
And if you're down for the swirld, you got both okay, okay,

(09:52):
let him know, like I'm open. See what I do
is I'll go get it. I'd be like, I go
in and give me your hottest meat. And so when
I bring it back to the are and the windows
fall up and somebody not gonna be like, it's the meat,
it's too hot, which is true, but they think on
me and something else, you know. So that's what the
wind is sparking a lot of but it always ends

(10:13):
with the same thing, which is, sir, this is a
windy Yeah, that's exactly what it ends with. And you
know every time I don't care, I be like, you're right.
I saw on TikTok that this clip of this woman
who was like, I guess she was saying she was
a swinger about how like if you're in a supermarket
and you have your pineapple upside down in your cart,

(10:34):
that's letting people know that you're with it. But again,
this is like TikTok. I mean, this is what it's
so funny about TikTok. It's like full of videos like
this be like this is how this, you know, subculture
gets down, and I don't know if that's true. So
Swinger crew, let us know this like an elementary rumor.
I would spread an elementary Yeah. You know, hey, man,
you hear it, you hear you heard turning your pineapple

(10:55):
upside down down the phone. Every town has a park
where like I hear that if you park up there
and like one of your tail lights is out, you
know what that means about your tail that light it up?
You gotta like that tail up if it's out. I

(11:16):
grew up with HBO Flex Bragg and they had a
show called Real Sex, Yeah, which I would I would
always tune into, you know, after the parents had gone
to bed, and I would see sex clubs and I
would be disillusioned from any idea that they are what
what we see in movies. They're usually they usually involve

(11:39):
a balding man and a with a ponytail. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you ain't going you ain't. I mean, listen, I'm sure
there's uh you know, listen. Beauties in the eye that behold. Yeah, yeah,
you know what I'm saying. Let me go on hand
and say these things. Pre cancelation, beauties and the eye
to behold or what you love is what you love?
You know that looks don't matters what's so on the inside.

(12:01):
But you know we ain't going it ain't raresh you
diaries in there. It's gonna be some you ain't attracted
to in there. So you know, like it just know
that probably going in you know that, yeah, you might
be looking for restue diaries. It might be pay less
less you diaries. And what is something you think is overrated? Oh? Man,

(12:27):
you know this isn't. I don't think this is uh,
you know, shocking to hear, but the car buying process
is extremely overrated. I just bought another car. I gave
my mom my car. She needed a new one, and
I was like, all right, mon, I'm gonna go in
and pay off my car, give it to you. You
can either have it or you can trade it in,
do whatever you want with it. Give you a little

(12:48):
extra dough to buy a new car, which left me
with no car, which you know, coming from Chicago, I'm
like whatever, But living in l A, you need a
car out here, especially when uber's a four hundred dollars
to take a right So I bought a new car.
The whole process is so fucked up, and right now,
right now, people are everybody financing dealerships, nobody's willing to

(13:12):
negotiate because everybody's like, there's a car shortage. We can't
get new cars, you know, post pandemic. We need to
make all our money back. I swear to god, there's
been an article twice this week or the week I
was buying a car that said there are used cars
on a lot right now that are more expensive than
when they were new on the showroom floor to three

(13:34):
years ago. And I'm like, this is whack, man, this
is whack. And if there was ever a time to
kill somebody is if you're making me pay more for
a used car than that ship was brand new three
years ago, those are grounds for hands man, It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous. And that's but you know, that's the thing
you gotta watched out for when you work at a

(13:56):
lot to used cars where they make the real money,
that's where you get they it is profit margin as
a salesperson, so you know, I get makes my eyes
water as someone who's sell cars to be like, man,
that's what the user going. Oh, ship man used to
sell cars. I should have hit you up for the tips, man.
I mean, look at nowadays, what I used to do
is this because I used to work in radio. I

(14:16):
would ask because radio and you know, car dealerships go
hand in hand. So there was always somebody who worked
at the radio station and I'm like, yeah, I'm trying
to get a Masda. You know, nobody at Galloping Masda.
They're like, yeah, go in there and let them know
you want. You used to work at Power one oh six,
and I did that. But also the other side of
it was like, I just go straight to it and
be like, how close can you get me to the
invoice price of this car? Because the invoice is what

(14:37):
y'all are paying for it, and that's how I know
how much you're gonna be making off it in terms
of the sale. I'm not. Please don't treat me like
a mark. Please treat me like somebody who needs a car. Yeah, yeah,
I went. I went in there, as you know, saying
the what's the out the door price? That's that was
my Uh, that was my They know I'm here meaning business.
Uh it didn't work, but they knew I mean business

(15:00):
on the business. Let's std p on that. Just what's
you just you just google that, didn't you? You just google?
Say that? All right? Cool man? Let's let me write
a number down for you and then actually, you wait
here and I'll go talk to your manager. How about that? Yeah,

(15:21):
I'll come with you. Broad I need to walk, man,
I want to It's ridiculous. What's something you think is underrated?
All right here it is? Everybody, My social media is underrated.
Here's the thing, here's the thing. Most people know. We

(15:42):
are in this industry sometimes social media as our tool
as well. I don't like Instagram, I don't love Twitter,
but we use it right and I'll be giving the jokes.
Um you know. Ever since I did the ship with MTV,
they requested, like, nigga, can you start using an Instagram?
So I bet you on my Instagram more too. So listen,

(16:02):
I'm using more So. Here's what I'm saying. I've tried
to tempt the Zeit gang with some new picks, you know,
release the flesh. If I get to ten K didn't work.
Nobody want to see to be I get it. I
get it. You're not interested in seeing the cheeks. I
got another proposition for you. So, before the pandemic, I
was in the process of starting my own Patreon, and

(16:25):
then the pandemic happened. And like the Patreon I was doing,
which required people to come over to the crib, I
stopped and I didn't want to do all the zoom
ship And now I'm too busy to take it back up.
But I have like five episodes of unreleased, very fun.
Some of them are improv I got a couple of
watching longs that if we get to ten thousand on

(16:46):
Twitter and get close to it on Instagram, I will
release them for free for all of you to listen to.
My favorite episode I did was I did a watch
a long of Police Academy with the homie Jamie Loftus.
It's the first time we've ever done a podcast together,
and just sitting in the ether, nobody has heard it.
Nobody has heard the Jamie Jackies hook up. We're not
hook up, but the connection on the podcast air waves

(17:11):
the podcast hook ups. So if y'all want this, gonna
head hit the follow I know y'all love the Loftist.
I know you we all love Loftist. Hit the follow
button because the Instagram and the Twitter is underrated, so
we need to get it overrated. So when I come
back next time, I tell all y'all to stop following me.
Because I'm tired of y'all niggas. M hmm. That's what

(17:31):
I want. That's that's what we're talking about. And for
the people who do wanna, who are interested in the
in the nuds, what about them? Oh yeah, yeah, you
get me to ten thousand oh one and then an
I'm just trying to release these news man, I'm sitting
on I'm tired of looking out myself in my pocket

(17:52):
and burned the home man. They Yeah, I need to
get these out into the world. Is that police Academy
one that it was the first police academy that we watched.
We did a watch along to it, and we we
recorded it. We recorded our watch along. It was very fun,
very silly. I think that's the only police Academy I

(18:13):
never saw because it's really are And that was an
age when I could not watch rated our movies. It
was when I was in the Police Academy. There is
a moment I didn't know it was rated are. There
is a moment and the watch along as you're here
with me and Jamie, who also had never seen it.
We had never seen it. When Tati's came on the
screen and we both like audibly reacted like, oh boom,

(18:37):
we didn't know, we didn't know. So you want to
hear that, you know what to do? You know, you
want to hear me and Jamie both react to seeing Bress.
It's like you couldn't have a comedy in the eighties
without just some form of nipple. Yeah, display it was
the most was random. It's like that through a locker

(18:57):
room or like there you go, there's your ligatory pair
of breast. Yeah, it was the most unnecessary breast reveal
that I've seen in a long ast time. There was
no need but just to say, we gotta get some
boobs in here, and that's exactly what they did. So yeah,
I guess Police Academy one and two our rated ar
and those are the two that I've never seen. Got it?

(19:20):
Got it? Well? Jack? Look, I I know I put
myself out there as an Academy head, but I have
all those I support the Police Academy shirts that you
scratched off Academy on all of them. Now, uh repect

(19:41):
you know those sent the wrong message. But yeah, I
never saw one and two. Well, hey, now you maybe
get a chance, and if you do, want to watch
it with me and Jamie being a commentary to your
view and experience. All right, let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back. M hm. And we're back,

(20:09):
and let's talk rent relief because the world is you know,
here and there, opening back up, closing back, opening back up.
And Congress, you know, they passed those little COVID recovery
bills to help keep people from being evicted. And then
I feel like we didn't hear much after after that,

(20:31):
Like we didn't hear about people taking advantage of it
as much because I'm assuming landlords didn't want people to
take advantage of it. So where where are we with
all that? But yeah, I mean it's it's I encourage
everybody to look at, you know, the state in which
they live, especially you know, for those in the United States.
But yeah, there's about forty six billion dollars on the
table for rent and utilities aid, and the CDC moratorium

(20:55):
on evictions is set to explore at the end of July.
But many states have tried, some successfully, others not so
to distribute the money to those hit hardest by the
pandemic recession. And you know, it's not always you know,
like places like Virginia in Texas, they've started pretty strong
in terms of distributing these funds. But you know, big
shout out to California in this very narrow respect, because

(21:18):
we have probably one of the strongest programs in terms
of like distribution and protection of tenants and against For
those that qualify, you can have up to one of
your rent and utilities paid all the way back to
April of but it takes a little bit of research.
We'll have a link in the footnotes for California residents
to see how to get those resources. But even in

(21:39):
terms of landlords who maybe want to evict people from
their buildings because a new Whole Foods popped up a
couple of blocks away and they know they can gouge
a new set of tenants or transplants with higher rent rates,
well not so fast, because even if you are a
rental owner, you have to first show that you even
applied for these funds before you can even forward with

(22:00):
any kind of eviction procedures. So it's right now, you know,
every state again if they're moving at their own paces.
So I just want to say the money is there,
and for those who absolutely need to have been hit hardest,
please check your local resources to get your hands on
these things because the funds are there even more than
check like, let people know, like people know, let your

(22:23):
homies know, let people know who's struggling, like and also
that that that's the funny thing is struggling is not
a set in stone their thing. You know. Struggling to
me is struggling to somebody else. That's different. So even
if you don't think somebody is struggling and they maybe
you know what I'm saying. And my definition of struggling
is if you live in paycheck to paycheck and you

(22:45):
ain't got no extra money after you pay bills, and
if you miss a check, then you know, then you fucked.
Then you struggling. You're struggling, and you deserve to get help.
And it's so wild. I hate that. I love that
we're doing this. California is dope for doing it, and
all the stuf sort of doing it are dope for
doing it. And I wish it was more well known.
I wish it was being promoted more, and I wish

(23:05):
more states than people were jumping on this. But it's
things like this that, just while it makes me happy,
also pisses me off because it's just like we could
and this is not hyperbole to say this literally fix
everything like we could. We could literally fix everything and

(23:28):
and start and not even start a new but start
at a more level playing field for so many people
and like build up from there. And the fact that
we keep so many people in holes and then ship
like a fucking global pandemic happens and there's an opportunity

(23:50):
to get out of the hole, but still not everybody knows.
It's so ridiculous and it's so upsetting. And even when
you look at the amount of life that was lost,
the amount of jobs that were laws us to wages
that were lost, we're still finding ourselves like in the
same place where it's kind of like, Okay, how do
we solve the problem of doing things the old way,
which is like giving rather than being like, let's just

(24:10):
forgive all of this and let's figure out a way
to you know, subsidize like all of the rent that
was out there without people having to jump through hoops
or you know, create some semblance of like guaranteed income.
Like looking at just how much how disruptive this was
and how fragile the system is that the fact that
we're just again everything has been going back to normal.
We're seeing you know, elements of that all around. But yeah, again,

(24:33):
please check your local states and municipalities because you know,
Congress has been there. You know, they're they're trying to
figure out if they can pass more bills or whatever
they can do to get these funds out quicker. But
it truly is at this point it's important for everybody
to to do the research and let everybody know, just
let them that there is there, there are these funds
out there. So the renters can apply directly for this

(24:57):
as well as the landlords. It's not a thing where
like you have to count on your landlord going and
getting the money from the government. Well you could, but
that the thing is, if you're the first before and
renter can even ask, or before the renter can even
begin to evict someone, they have to apply, right And
this is everywhere or just California. This is in California specifically.

(25:19):
I think other states may have SIMI you know, every
state is sort of set up slightly differently, but at
least for California specifically, you know, they're prioritizing people who
are at immediate risk of eviction first. You know, again,
please look, check check it out, because every county has
different programs that are hopefully, you know, trying to keep
people in their places. That whole foods hypothetical that you

(25:42):
provided just struck me is way too plausible for to
like trust a landlord not to evict somebody if they
have the chance to, just because if they just like
landlord and like capitalist mentality, like I feel like they're
gonna be like, well if that and couldn't pay rent
when this happened, then that makes them like less attractive

(26:06):
to me as like a landlord. So I'm gonna try
and get them out one way or another. So yeah,
and and for the I mean, you know, it's so
funny because we when we think of not being able
to pay rent, obviously the immediate thought is losing your place.
And then we kind of and I don't say this

(26:26):
is an extreme like this is you know, extreme like
a bad thing, but we jumped to the extreme of
homelessness after that, right, But that's not that that wouldn't
be the case for a lot of people. Uh, some
people would be able to maybe go live with a friend,
or go live with family, or maybe go to a
cheaper option. Who knows, but what we don't think about

(26:48):
is how defaulting nor rent and getting evicted fox your
credit up. Like that's something we don't think about and
which is also another way to be fucked up in
this system where you're just a number. Right, So it's
not just like lose your rent, not being able to
pay rent and lose your house, which is obviously the
worst thing that can happen. There are people who are

(27:09):
out there struggling to pay rent and at risk of
you know, getting evicted and that going on their credit
reports and things like that, which fux you up in
a whole different set of ways, which could also lead
to homelessness and things like that. Right, So there's so
much in between that this could help so many people

(27:30):
not go deeper into a hole of poverty and unworthiness
in the eyes of our capitalist system that it's so
it's just unfortunate too. Like we have it set up though,
where it's not just the aid comes to you automatically.
It's like, hey, if you know and you're aware and
know about this, here are the things that can help you.
And it's a shame that we aren't more proactive to

(27:52):
just say we already know, we're putting pause, like and
we said this from the beginning of the lockdowns, Like
we know we're putting everything on pause economically, so therefore,
as the government who's mandating this, we will also talk
to the people that are collecting your bills to let
them know, hold the funk up, we're putting everything on pause.
You can deal with us to figure out how this works,
because we're our first priorities to make sure the people

(28:14):
of this country are safe. But hey, maybe I'm living
in a utopia. I mean, maybe you a y or
every or with bezos or every other country. Basically like
most other countries where you don't have to like earn
your tax return, they just like send it to you
if you pay too much in taxes. You don't have

(28:34):
to like file a bunch of confusing paperwork and say
same with us. It's like, why why give people all
these hoops and difficulties to endure in order to like
because more change will fall out your pocket if you
jump in through all the hoops? All right, is it
time for a break? Not yet? Not quite break? Not yet? Okay?

(29:04):
If you lay so, jack, I think it is. I mean,
we could take another break if you want to run okay,
having trouble controlling the volume of your voice. Alright, real quick,

(29:27):
before you blast off, let's go to space real quick.
So Richard Branson went to space. First of all, I
just want to say the headline on Drudge Report, right
wing media outlet, but it's uh like the single page.
It's just a single page with a bunch of links,
and it still competes with like New York Times for

(29:49):
page views. Like this, this is the most popular news
single page in America. So I always like to check it.
And on Sunday their headline was Richard Branson Branson blast
off with the big headline. And then above that, Death
Valley hits a hundred and thirty degrees fahrenheit, within four

(30:10):
degrees of world record exclamation point, Palm Springs highest every
tempt for month record temperature, strampower supply, USA, hottest June
reservoirs drying up. In addition to this being just like
a boring, pissing contest between rich guys, apparently Bezos is
not impressed with Branson's He didn't Branson didn't break the

(30:31):
carbon barrier, which is the internationally recognized barrier for space,
and Bezos like that he didn't really on our springs.
And I mean they didn't do a good job convincing
me either with the video. They just they didn't even
like put on astronaut suits. They were just like in
some glasses floating around but commercial, baby, you know what

(30:52):
I mean, the ships and giggles. But uh yeah, I
just keep picturing Bezos and Branson like saying we is
a fly into space and contributing nothing to the mission,
and the actual astronauts having to like stop their complicated
work to like look over and be like, yeah, wow,
are you're really doing it? Sir? This is great? Great

(31:13):
worry Yeah, just over and over. Ba. It's like, this
is so fucking sick right now. I'm so sick that
thank Mr Bezos, we have to I'm checking the telemetry
right now, so fucking sick. I can't believe it. That
was approximately how eloquent Ransom was. He was like, that
was I've done some ridiculous stuff, but dude, that was ridiculous.

(31:35):
That was like, that was his That's one small step
from me, was dude. For donk Well, he told he
was like for all the dreamers out there, He's like,
I'm a grown man in a spaceship. Believe your dreams.
I'm like, you're in a plane that one up that
didn't even bust the carb barrier full. Just relax and
and do something with your money to help the earth

(31:56):
that you left that is on fire as we speak.
But yeah, that just that. Like I feel like a
movie wouldn't put those headlines right next to each other
during the like headline reel where when a movie is
like trying to montage past an apocalypse to get to
the post apocalypse. Like having them on the same headline

(32:17):
is a lot like that's very on the nose. Yeah,
the ship that rich white people do is astounding to me,
And and it's mostly because like let me, let me
actually something Miles and Jack, like, could you imagine jay
Z go into space? I could, you could? I can't
imagine that Na go into space. I mean, look, he
signed a deal with the NFL, but but going to space, no. No,

(32:43):
in general, j Z grew report jay Z am about
to go nowhere. That's gonna kill him like that easily
and lose his day own money, right, I mean after
seeing him on a wave runner with his vacation hair,
I'm like, I think I've seen it always Jay, But yes,
with this, with this, what you're putting down right now, Yes,
I do. I under and the point you're making for
s like it's just you know, listen, we can talk

(33:03):
about richness all we want, capitalism, billionaires, blah blah blah,
but somebody get Jackie's a billion dollars. First of all,
I'll help some people. I'm still gonna keep up. I'm
still gonna keep a lot of my money, but I'll
help a lot of people. You know what I'm saying.
I'll tell you what I'm not doing. I'm not going
to fucking space. I'm not doing ship that's gonna be
close to killing my ass. One thing can go world.

(33:24):
The most I'm doing is getting on the plane. That's
the most thing. That's the most I'm doing. I'm not
jumping out of a plane. I'm not going beyond the atmosphere.
I just don't understand, Like, what makes you want to say, well,
what have I done? I made? I made four hundred
billion dollars. Oh fuck, let's go to space. Like, I
don't don't understand it. It's so wild to me and

(33:48):
that we just left them. There's just like a fork
in the road. I think for really wealthy people where
it's like okay, like I've bought everything that can be owned,
and then you're sort of like okay, and then you
get to this fork in the road just like maybe
help people like in a significant way or the other
side of the road goes build spaceship, and they're like yeah, yeah, yeah,
build spaceship, build spaceship. I'm also mad they go into

(34:11):
space because I'm tired of I'm tired of like Twitter
memes and ship about it. Like it's just I'm so
tired of people. Oh well, they're sucking up the planet,
so they're trying to leave it like okay, like it
all it all spawns just boring, takes it boring. It's

(34:31):
it's boring, but gotta I mean there they're doing it
like you don't need a meme because the meme, like
all the writing is there in this. Yeah. But yeah,
that's a really good point about just like that some
something about the confluence of like personality defects that makes

(34:52):
you become a billionaire. It's going to space. It's wanting
to like feel proud of there's like something bad person energy.
Like I'm reading this book The Power Broker, about Robert
Moses and the guy who like designed a lot of
New York City and was like a racist piece of ship.

(35:13):
And like early on he's like the super idealistic guy
and he's publishing a paper that he worked on with
like twenty people who adored him, who he was like
a really good leader to. And then when it comes
to like taking credit for the report, he just like
takes all their names off of the report, like he's
just there's just like these certain character defects that make

(35:35):
you really successful in America and all they also happen
to make you like a very shitty person. And I
feel like going really wanting to go to space and
like have people recognize you as guy in space is
one of them. Like even with Trump, as you were
pointing out, like even Trump like wanted to get involved

(35:56):
as like a want to be billionaire. Absolutely, he's even
when he was Trump took credit for the for them
going to space, said I'd rather see Richard into playing
today than me in the spaceship. Richard loves it and
Bezos loves it, and a lot of rich guys love space. Okay,
you will explain that someday, but they do love space.
That's a real quote he said out his mouth. And

(36:17):
then he goes on and say they love spending, they
love sending rocket ships up, and I made it possible
for them to do this. I actually said to my people,
let the private sector do it. These guys want to
come in with billions of dollars, Let's lease them facilities,
because you know, you need certain facilities to send up rockets,
and we have those facilities. We have the greatest facilities.
Because of what I did, we're leading the pack in
space by far. I'm so mad. I'm so mad at

(36:41):
Donald Trump. And let me tell you, let me tell
you why. Hey, what's going on? You know? Try overall
think the presidency is bad? Uh in general? I know
I'm about to upset a bunch of people I here,
but I think even if Lord Bernie Sanders got into
the White House that niggas gonna do some bad ship

(37:01):
because just the office of the presidency is bad. But
some people would be better than others. Right. I'm so
mad that Trump is on the lower spectrum, if not
the bottom, of bad presidents, because if he wasn't, this
nigga is the funniest motherfucker in the planet. That I've
ever seen like that. She is pure comedy, and I
can't enjoy his comedy because he's such a terrible fucking person.

(37:26):
Like would you just read? Is a scripted television show.
It's a scripted television show that we can enjoy because
he's serious, like and not in a charming way, not
in a fun way. He's serious and like all the
crap that spews out of his mouth. But it's okay

(37:46):
once he's dead. I feel like Trump movies are gonna
be like an entire genre because it's gonna like he
is Michael Scott, Like he's a Michael Scott level like
character just in in reality. But the unfortunate, the fortunate
reality is that the stakes are so high that those
like translate to real world outcomes that are just deadly.

(38:09):
That's they're just yeah, that can suck up the whole
goddamn nation. But like the immediate instinct at the at
the front of that quote to be like, look, I
don't even want to go to space, like a like
a kid who just lost a race and is like
I didn't even want to win. Yeah, he's like, well

(38:29):
better than than me. I would rather see Richard in
the plane than me in the spaceship Richard loves its,
loves it. But it's like that that was like, that's
not anybody else's thought except billionaires. Billionaires are the ones
who are like looking at him, being like, mother fucker.
So space money space also Trump push your line, as

(38:55):
are you know your as wouldn't go to space? You scary?
As you know your as gold you wouldn't get near
a rocket? That's not at all almost definite. Yeah, yeah,
all right, let's take a quick break. How much time
we got? Minutes and we're back. We're just too short, Jack,

(39:28):
that was too short time, Bro. We were just talking
about how much of it is a mental thing. This,
This fucked me up. This. There's apparently a medication that
surgeons and like fighter pilots take, I guess not fighter
pilots since they can just piss in their suits or whatever,
but surgeons take it that it basically stops the nerve
receptors from signaling to your brain that you have to

(39:50):
take a piss for like a certain amount of time.
So which would I would assume that they would just
piss themselves, but apparently, like that's not how it works.
Like wait a minute, you thought a surgeon would just
piss himself like while given surgery for our marathons. So
like the idea that it's the feeling that makes you

(40:12):
have to go to the bathroom and not like a
physical capacity of your bladder was surprising to me. Like
I I thought that like that just made your bladder
was full. But like the fact that we like we're
apparently going before we need to because of like some
nerve thing that happens, and like it's just a blocking

(40:32):
of the sensation that that changed that It really fucked
me up. I just liked this like a Tim Robinson
sketch where surgeons just pissing all over themselves mid procedure,
like mid operation, and it's like he's getting into like
the person's chest where I can stop. Now, I'm right

(40:53):
at the heart. I'm right at the heart. We gotta go.
We only have sex us before the heart explodes. All right,
Let's talk about sea pack real quick? Is this the
like so sea pack happens every year basically, and like
this happened like five times in the past twelve months.
It feels like like unless they call them all relatively

(41:16):
the same fucking thing, I feel like we keep hearing
about sea packs happening, right, Like, is it like comic
com where each city can have its own comic con
Or is this like the annual sea pack and it
just happens to be in Texas this year. I don't know,
and I don't care. But during Seapack in Texas over
the weekend, a lot of people were cheering the idea

(41:40):
that they the crowd that they themselves were amongst, and
you know constituting had a low vaccination, right m This
is because they had a guy on one of the
speaking panels named Alex Barrenson who is like a self
proclaimed quote COVID contrarian. And this dude is so full
of ship with his nonsense that The Atlantic ran a

(42:02):
piece about him called the Pandemics Wrongest Man, and it's
I'm just gonna play this clip he went on Tucker
Carlson right around the time when that came out, and
just to be like Cato Caross Like what a hit piece,
just because you're asking questions and I just want to
play like his how he owns this label of wrongest
man despite his chest out terrible conspiracy theories. I'm just

(42:23):
gonna play this really interesting just sound bite about it,
but they're attacking you because you dvate script. I just
find that chilling. I do well, I'm very fortunate. And
then I have a lot of people around the world,
you know, actually around the world who emailed me so
quietly and say you should read this study, you should
look at what's happening in Hungary, or you should look
at you know, this paper that just came out of France.

(42:45):
And so I have people helping me. Um, but yeah,
I I do think. Look, even if I'm wrong about
all this, and I'm not wrong about all of this,
it's useful to have me, and it would be useful
to have other journalists asking hard questions, you know, even
if I'm wrong, it's useful to have me. I have

(43:06):
people sending me emails I will have you know, like, yeah,
so's he's relying on the fact that enough people agree
with him that he's received several emails. Yeah, this sounds
like you know, I used to get emails too. They
were called chain emails from a O L from my
aunt in the nineties that be like, don't be careful

(43:26):
sitting on a theater seat. It could be a tainted
needle to give you some kind of disease. It's like
the same energy of yeah, getting emails, Okay, thank you.
But yeah, that guy was speaking at this sepack event
and yes he had this to say. He got the
crowd cheering, like the fucking undertaker came out of a
coffin or something not right here. Yeah, they were hoping

(43:48):
the government was hoping that they could sort of sucker
of the population into getting vaccinated. And it and and it,
and it isn't happening. Right there, there's a younger people.
What the fuck? Whoa is not happening. It's unbelievable how

(44:11):
part is in this has become because meanwhile, in places
like Missouri, they're experiencing severe spikes in cases because of
the Delta variant, and it's unvaccinated people that are getting
the worst of it. And it's like, especially like around Springfield, Missouri,
the low the rates are low, somewhere as low as
fourteen percent in terms of people being vaccinated. And it's

(44:35):
just clear how this is happening. Again, Fauci said this
like a couple of weeks ago, is that you're we're
starting to look at two America's There's there's parts of
the country that are vaccinated and are dealing with you know,
smaller surges and ones that aren't are just unvaccinated, and
it's just it's just turn up city in terms of
positivity rates. Yeah, it's very frustrating, and because like a

(44:57):
lot of the people who aren't vaccinated aren't anti vax.
That's the funny thing about it. There's anti vax people
and we all knew that going in, Like, there are
gonna be people who just aren't going to get the
vaccination because they're anti vax for whatever reason. We can
feel however we want to feel about those people. But
let's take them out of the equation. A large majority

(45:18):
of a certain political group who aren't getting vaccinated are
doing it because their quote taking some type of stand
against their owning the left, and it is so, it is,
it is. I just don't understand, Like, I truly think
that we have different fucking brain functions, because I like

(45:41):
that just doesn't compute in my brain. I don't understand
it at all. How you could be like, wait a minute,
the liberals want us to get vaccinated. I've never felt
like this before, but now, all of a sudden, I
feel like I don't know what they're putting in my body.
I don't know, I never felt like this before, but

(46:03):
I'm scared all these side effects. You know, it's like
the funk out of here. In a way, it's like,
how do you blame them? Though? Two, because when all
you watch, when your entire media is people saying like
you're gonna happen it's this, it's that we don't know. Plus,
if you have an immune system and you're human, then
you can you can protect yourself. You don't need this

(46:24):
other stuff. It's just I think, Yeah, it's a it's
a combination of so many things, combination of misinformation and
and and it's terrible to watch that at the end
of the day, like that they're cheering on something that
is actually, you know, potentially going to put them in
severe risk. But I don't know, I mean, it feels
like it's just a natural extension of how sort of

(46:45):
you know, political ideologies are a lot of the times,
like when you say, how can people vote against their owns,
like interests, Well, they don't know what their interests are. Yeah,
And and the thing that makes me mad is, you know,
Donald Trump's old bitch ass got the vaccine tuckle Carlson's
old bitch ass got the vaccine. You know, Candice on

(47:06):
No as she need ask got the vaccine as well.
Like all these people got the vaccine who are telling now,
don't you do it. It's your body, your choice, blah
blah blah, and they pretended like, oh, these months they
got the fucking vaccine. And that's the part that pisces
me off because all it would take is one of
these misinformation floaters to just say it's okay, do it,

(47:29):
and it would open up Pandora's box for so many
fucking people who are not getting the shot and who
are cheering at Sea Pac twelve about you know, not
being vaccinated like it's something. Don't get me started. It's
just and it's not like satisfying when people die, it's

(47:52):
just sad. It's really really sad. There's a nurse, a
registered nurse, Olivia Guddrey, who died from big complications over
the weekend. She's a really pretty young lady from Lafayette, Louisiana,
I believe, who had just like you know, come out
and been asking questions and you know, following the lead
of some of these anti actors, and she died of

(48:15):
COVID and people are like, you know, trying to shame
the people who she retweeted who had the antivac takes.
Was just like, it's right, it's just a fucking mess.
It's just a mess. It's not it's a mess. And
and the part of it that makes it more of
a mess is like, look, let me say this too,

(48:36):
just to show that I have a full brain and
I can think, you know, in multifacets. I understand if
there are some people out there who legitimately have concerns
about what they view as a vaccine that was created
very quickly, right, and don't want to put things into
their body because they're legitimately scared of what that could mean.

(48:58):
And that's again low and from sation as far as
not being educated properly, Like my mom works on an
education team for vaccines, so like, you know, these vaccines
weren't just created within the past year. They've been working
on the coronavirus vaccine for a very long time, you know,
so things like they don't know that. I understand there
are people out there like that, right. I understand there

(49:19):
are people out there who just don't have the information.
I also understand there are people out there who are
just scared of things like needles, you know, and don't
want needles. Yeah, it was that's We're gonna talk about
that later. But here's the thing. Outside of all of
those people like we, we just don't have a streamline
way to get information out there because we make it

(49:42):
so easy to put one thing online and millions can
run with it, and you just don't know what is true,
which is why it all stems back to just the
information that's out there. And if you have people in
your family like I do, who are you know, black
people be scared of vaccines, I get it, who don't
want to get vacts because they don't like my aunt
is like I heard it just makes you sicker. And

(50:05):
I'm just like, that's not where did you hear that?
And don't tell me family, Yeah you didn't hear it,
And don't tell me cousin Ronnie told you to do
more just to get more shots later. Yeah, it's it's ridiculous,
but it's like I already had it, so I'm good,
and I'm like, that's not a reason. Also, there are variants,
please please, but yeah, I mean and I think that's

(50:26):
what's makes this this situation even more uniquely fucked up,
is because there are many roads to arrive at a
place where you are denying yourself some kind of scientific
intervention that could protect you. But yeah, it just seems
like at this rate it's going to continue. I'm not
sure how you know what it's going to take unless
it's enough people to realize, Oh, a lot of my

(50:47):
friends that are unvaccinated are getting really sick and the
people who are vaccinated are not. Maybe that's the unfortunate,
you know, too late anecdotal evidence people need to see.
But that's not gonna happen because we had a whole
year at Ashually, I don't know body to get inside.
A lot of those people didn't give a fuck. So
there's gonna be a Olympic team star in swimming, this dude,

(51:08):
Michael Andrew. Keep an eye out for him because he
is the favorite in the two hundreds. He's probably gonna
win gold for America. He qualified for the most events
of any swimmer on the U S team or tied
for the most. And he is an anti baxer, not
an a valid antiaxer. His his reasoning is just because

(51:29):
everyone's heading in one direction, why do we have to
follow that direction of the kyrie irvy the kyrie right,
because he should take that advice when he get his
dumbass in the pool when everybody has going one direction,
you go ahead and try and see and see if
you win gold or not. Your dumbass like it. Come on, now,

(51:49):
come on now. But yeah, you know, the U. S
Olympic team has deprived us of, you know, all the
exciting people to cheer for, but at least they've given
us some that we can hope. Just like sinks to
the bottom of the pool like a fucking stone. When
he jumps out, he's like, I'm I'm going for deepest
quickest in the two Okay, okay, Mr Contrarian, But yeah,

(52:13):
I mean, I guess it's it's work. We're seeing it
at every level, at every level. Yeah, and again you
wouldn't and I wouldn't, you know. I was even talking
to some other friends of mine too, and things are
going through with their family, and it's it's really astonishing
how sort of clearly defined that take is, especially with conservatives,
like it's it's just like the you know, that's just

(52:35):
part of the culture war. It's one of the battles
that they have to do their work on, which is
I will not get vaccinated, clearly defined and poorly thought through,
all right, And finally there's a new study from the
University of Victoria. The questions how accurate the media driven
notion is that most people end up together like with

(52:58):
like a love at first sight or like an immediate
attraction type situation, and like the idea that if you
start out as friends, like your your friends owned and
that's not good. They find that most successful couples or
couples who have been together for a while started out
as friends. Yeah, saying two thirds of like a study

(53:21):
they did of like almost two thousand people of romantic
relationships started out platonically. And then this they say, like
they did this study because about like friends first initiation
is what they call it is when they looked at
other studies about how relationships begin, almost like three fourths
of them were just specifically looking for like the spark

(53:41):
of romance between strangers rather than an evolution from friendship
into romance. And only eight percent of the studies previously
centered on romance that develops among friends over time. And
they said there was very little variation across gender, level
of education, ethnicity, and found that the rate of friends
first initiation was even higher among twenty somethings and within

(54:02):
the l g B, t q I E communities. Percent
of such couples begin as friendships. Although look, I'm a
little dubious, but at the same time, I think that's
only because massive media has informed so much of what
I think life is. And then I'm like, come on, man,
really friends like that? But if I'm gonna be, you know,
keep it a buck. Like me and her majesty. We

(54:22):
started off as friends and later on you're like, oh,
ship like this is I'm like, you get to know somebody,
and like, I think a lot of our ship lines
up rather than like the horny strangers who meet at
a party and like gets on from the gym. It's
so funny too, because there's this notion that a lot
of people subscribe to where if we're friends, I don't

(54:43):
want to ruin the friendship or I, you know, don't
want to risk our friendship if you know a relationship
doesn't work out. And listen, I understand that I'm not down.
I'm not down in that at all. If that's how
you feel, I think that's legitimate, but it always be
the motherfucker's who be on their fifteenth relationship and like, man,

(55:07):
I can't find nobody out here. May oh, you motherfucker's
out here. It's trash everything. And it's just like, well,
you got somebody who you enjoy spending time with, you
talk to and laugh and they know you. You can
be intimate like not physically, but like emotionally with and
all these things. And I understand you want to keep

(55:27):
those friendships, but it just is I don't understand how
we shut ourselves off to the idea that this is
the foundation that we should be building for an actual relationship,
and that more people don't go towards that route. It
really surprises me. I truly, That's why I said, like
even me being dubious, like and I say that more jokingly,

(55:49):
but I truly think it's because I've consumed so much
media in my lifetime from childhood on that over and
over this message is reinforced of like meeting someone somewhere
and then like boom, sparks fly that it's and then
this idea of like this friend zone thing that is
inescapable is like another weird construct which isn't like a

(56:11):
US universal law of human interaction, but like a thing
that's you know, frustrated men come up with. I think
it's like really, you know, I think all comes together
for me to really take a second be like damn,
Like it's it's not really often. I don't think I've
actually ever just met somebody and then immediately sparks flew
like it was like, oh, you see him there, you
see him there, there's a couple of group things you

(56:33):
chat and again, yes that it may mean that you're
attracted to the person, but it was more just like, okay,
there's something attractive about this person, rather than like I
will only fund this person in friendship is off the table,
Like I don't know if I was always thinking like that,
but I know some people do. Because I think that's
sort of the examples that that we're sort of fed.

(56:53):
We have a policy in this household we only no
no friendship. This feels like another It's interesting that it's
twentysomething's and lgbt Q plus communities. I don't know, this
just seems like another example of like younger people becoming
more responsible with time, like then like the previous generations,

(57:18):
it was like a lot of Uh. I think they
had more affairs and like the previous generations and the
older days, the boomers had more affairs than like modern relationships.
It just feels like, you know, people averaged two and
a half families to prayer household. Yeah, because because back

(57:39):
then you couldn't text no mind and be like yo,
your husband sheat know yeah, you know, you had to
catch him when they was in the crib and had
to hope they wasn't on the phone. So you got
the busy signal. He just works a lot. Every weekend.
He drives up to h He drives two counties over
for business. You can't check. You can't check. It's only
one car household like he was going up the street.

(58:03):
This feels undoubtedly like much healthier, like like you guys
are saying, like a much healthier way to like build
a build a relationship is like having different looks at
it at different levels, like you know, like every relationship
should evolve and uh yeah, and not to say like
you can't just start off hot and heavy and then

(58:24):
your romance. But I think we have this, I think
but we I think we put out of our minds
the possibility that you can you can evolve a relationship,
not to say that you can fuck your friends and
because like, well we're friends, so that should be the
lunch board to romance. No, but the idea that what
we say in miles that's absolutely not but the idea

(58:45):
that you can actually build on something and work and
it can you know, evolve in that way exact with
your wife, did you were you'all friends first or were
you just you're like, I love this woman like your wife?
If when? It definitely went through different stages, but like
we never dated in college. I think there was always

(59:06):
an acknowledged like spark there, but like we had other
significant others and throughout college, so we were just like
friends for a while and then yeah, it was probably
like five six years of being friends before we eventually
you know. But I think it was different from like

(59:27):
one of those things where it's like, well I don't
want to ruin the friends yet I think we both
kind of knew if the situation was right. We were
into each other right right, but you but on some
level you developed a friendship even like maybe what you
your ulterior moment. We had a relationship even when we
weren't like dating or like romantically seeing one another. Yeah, yeah,

(59:49):
I will. I will say that I think and I
haven't crushed the numbers on this because I loved my calculator,
but I think that the numbers of fail relationships that
started off as friendships that or you were friends and
then like you started to see them romantically and then

(01:00:10):
you went for it, the number of failed relationships that
start that way is probably just the same, if not
slightly lower than the number of failed relationships that start
the traditional And I'm putting that in quotation marks way
that we think of relationships starting, And I know so

(01:00:31):
many I know there are horror stories out there are
people who hooked up with their friends and they tried
a relationship and it didn't work out. Of course, there
are like, yeah, if you look for a you will
find B. But I also know many fucking friends who
started to date somebody who they were friends with for
a long time and they're like the happiest they've ever
been in their entire lives right now. So it's like,

(01:00:54):
you know, there is no I say, you know, whatever
feels right, go for it, but also maybe stop building bricks,
uh in front of the roads you're driving on uh
and take away to roadblocks that you give yourselves for
some outdated notion that we subscribed to in nineteen two.
And this isn't like to say that like this is

(01:01:15):
the only way for someone to have a healthy relationship,
but it is. I think it does challenge this idea
that like we all have of like what it means
to be friends and a lot of times when you're
friends with somebody and like maybe you take it there
you get romantic. Usually if your friendship strong enough and
it doesn't work out, you you're cool enough to be like,
you know, that didn't work. But we're still friends actually

(01:01:36):
to this day, and that's cool because that's just we
were exploring things within like a very good foundation of friendship.
But yeah, I think for somebody who was raised on
eighties movies with boobies in them, uh, sometimes I struggle
with my idea of how courting works. From time to time.
Sometimes you want to see some new boobs. You know,
I get you, man, saying I found you is new boobies.

(01:02:04):
I can't top that. It's been a pleasure having who
thank you all so much. I'm sweating, where can people
find you? And Folly who once I get off this toilet,
y'all can find me in the streets and of course
at Jackie's Neil. Remember what I told you all earlier.
If we get the boy to ten K, I'm about

(01:02:26):
eighteen hundred on Twitter away. Instagram is a longer story.
I'm about five six thousand away from that, and I'm
not expecting that. But you know, go ahead, do you think?
And I'll release these un aired podcasts, one of them
with Jamie Loftus, a couple of improv podcasts, a couple
of podcasts where we got high as hell and then
did improv. We got some really fun was with some

(01:02:46):
really dope as people. So check that out at jacquees
Neil on everything. Yeah yeah uh. And is there a
tweet or some of the work of social media you've
been enjoying. Yes, yes, well Myles tried to ruin it
by spoiling it. Now I'm joking, but this I can't
really like. It's not a tweet as far as like

(01:03:07):
this was funny the wording. But there's this tweet from
at fan one o m underscore is weird tweet, but
basically they win his more support for their dad getting
there his first vaccine, and he's scared of needles. And
the video is about a minute and like, how long

(01:03:28):
is it? It's about two minutes long. And it is
the funniest ship that I've never seen somebody as scared
of needles. But it's in such a charming way that
he's scared of needles. He's like this sixties seventy year
old black man wearing camouflage and he keeps calling the lady, Now,
miss lady, I don't know about this. How many tests

(01:03:49):
you didn't had with this vaccine? As lady the way
when she tries to inject him and his body come
like retreats from her to the point that he is
taking a knee on the ground. She he was like,
all right, go ahead and put it in the arm
down here. She's like, now, I gotta put it in

(01:04:09):
the dell toy. He's like the who oh my gosh,
I'm gonna pin it. I'm gonna pin it to my
uh if you want to see this tweet, I'm gonna
pin it to my profile so you can see it.
It is a very funny two minutes. It is worth it.
You will laugh. It's charming. But he got his vaccine

(01:04:31):
so it's a it's a good ending all the way around.
So yeah, that's uh, that's the funniest sweet I've seen
in about the past two three weeks. Yeah, Miles, where
can people find you? What's the tweet you've been enjoying?
Follow me Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also four
D fiance, Twitch dot tv, Slash four to zero day
fiance for that ninety day check that out there. Um,

(01:04:54):
A tweet I like one is it's just this picture
of a It's like of Sonic that Hedgehog like jumping
on a T shirt and it says I'm not a player,
I'm a gamer. Players get chicks. I get bullied at
school and I just felt so fucked up. But I
just level when I just love a Sonic T shirt.
And then one more. Um. In the wake of everything

(01:05:15):
that happened in the euro Cup Final, Beth Louise at
Beth ex louise x x tweeted, if Instagram can flag
up anything COVID related and add swipe up links within seconds,
why can't they remove racist accounts and delete racist comments. Yeah,
that's that's something to think about. Yeah, I like to
tweet by speaking of that whole thing just watching Bill

(01:05:39):
Bird like kind of go through the World Cup final
when when the the euro Cup final, when when the
shootout was going on, he said, this is a terrible
thing to do to people, which I was like, Yeah,
that's true. It's that's what I would say. It's a
crul outcome. Yet whoever fox this up should be immediately
put into protective custody and relocated to a new cut tree.

(01:06:00):
And he also wrote that Jesus Christ is born earlier,
so real roller coaster. Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Cody
Wimmer tweeted airplane mode but for thoughts, I like that.
That's what like podcasts are for me sometimes. And then
at Kimmy Monte tweeted, Hey, how's life me, and then
a picture of a church that is called Jesus Christ

(01:06:23):
the same yesterday, today, and forever, which is an amazing
name for a church and a great answer to that question.
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(01:06:43):
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as a song we think you might enjoy. Miles,
what song are we sending them out on. I've just
been you know, dancing all kinds of music in my headphones,
always trying to keep the mood light. I was just
listening to some old Irani and Persian music from the seventies.

(01:07:03):
We've done a tracked by Gougus before, but this artist
is called Marjan and this track is called cavier A
del k a v I r E d e l
and it's based off a Turkish song. But this just
like seventies Persian popsh it gets me going. So I
just love it, and I love the melodic scales that
are using that music, and her voice is super dope.

(01:07:26):
So check this out and this will definitely to get
your your toe tap in and you'll feel some type
of way to this. So this is cavir a Dell
by Marjan. Al Right, well, the Daily zeit geis to
the production of My Heart Radio. For more podcast on
my Heart Radio, visit the heart Radio app, Apple podcast,
or wherever you listen to your favorites shows that is
going to do it for us this morning. We're packed

(01:07:47):
this afternoon to tell you what's trending, and we will
talk to y'all then. By bye.

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