September 3, 2019 • 65 mins
In episode 465, Jack and special guest host Edgar Momplaisir are joined by comedian Sara June to discuss fake Juul pods causing health problems, Joe Biden being a bad liar, an incoming Harvard freshmen being deported, Jair Bolsonaro being another weak-skinned male politician, Dior's new problematic ad, Cadbury Chocolate attempting to solve racism, what everyone has been f*cking with, and more!
FOOTNOTES:
1. Fake Juul pods line store shelves, worrying users and posing another threat to the embattled company
2. As he campaigns for president, Joe Biden tells a moving but false war story
3. Incoming Harvard Freshman Deported After Visa Revoked
4. And They Say Women Are Too Weak to Lead
5. Dior accused of racism, cultural appropriation for new 'Sauvage' cologne ad
6. CADBURY'S UNITY BAR PROMOTES DIVERSITY WITH FOUR DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHOCOLATE
8. WATCH: Dearly Departed - BROCKHAMPTON
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season episode one of
Daly's Eye Guys, the production of iHeart Radio. This is
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
share consciousness and say, officially, off the top, fuck Toke
Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Tuesday, September. My name
is Jack O'Brien, a ka with the birth. Jack shares
(00:22):
this iron Brude, Yeah with the birth. Jack shares diabtick juice. Yeah.
That is courtesy of Trake Gang at just t dz
a KS and I'm trilled to be joined by my
special guest co host, Mr Edgar Montlazier. Oo fucking oingo
(00:53):
nice and we're What's good Gang was good, low energy
g mob family breaking. I love it. I love how
unnecessary but and yet necessary. The nickelback backing track was
to that fucking bingo. Uh welcome, welcome man. I got
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an announcement, Jack, I'm retiring from podcasts after this, after
this episode. This is my last podcast I will ever do.
That's not true, but okay, let's pretend. Why why is
it government is trying to find me? Man? Yeah, I
did not. I did not sign up for selected service
when I got my fast sade in college. Okay, they're
(01:37):
gonna find me and make me join. Yeah, And I
do want to go to Iran. It is number one
place I want to visit in the world. I want
to go to Tehran. It's the old good luck bitch.
But now I'm about I'm gonna go. Let's talk about it.
But now I'll go, though. You can't stop because now
I have a reason to go. What do you want
to see that I want to go to Tehran. I
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just want to see it. Oh, I thought you there
was like a specific thing. Nah. Just isn't it like
one of the first cities in the world ever? Not really?
I mean that's more like Syria. But it's pretty cool.
Dang well, I ain't trying to go to Syria. Who
is that Edgar who's talking? Why you put me on
a spot like that by the hilarious comedians? Sorry? What's up?
(02:21):
Not much? Happy to be here. I wish I had
a song to intro me in. I know, like told
me that I was gonna the only one. Yeah, but
you don't ever sing like that. I know you never
sing like that before, jar you never told me you
could sing like that. That's right. Uh, you know I
catch people off guards sometimes you keep those pipes hidden.
(02:43):
But I still want to go to Iran, though. Can
you help me with that? We could get married and
then you could go. Yeah, I mean, we can't go
hang out together unless we're married. This is the most
convoluted proposal I've ever heard. It's just a wrong that
I'm writing starring me, and it's not that complicated. Jack,
So one sentence pitch. We get married so you can
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visit Tehran. I like you, we get harassed, we come back,
we get to four. If we realize we love each other.
I mean, it just writes itself. Hm, I think yeah,
I think you just sold it in the room. We're
going to get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
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couple of things we're talking about today. We're talking about
bootleg vapes, hacking vapes, all sorts of vaping that kids
are doing that's hurting them. We're gonna talk about Joseph
Biden being bad at the truth. We're gonna talk about
Trump's assistant resigning. We're gonna talk about all sorts of
ship We're gonna do a quick rendition of what we're
(03:46):
fucking with. We're gonna look at this New New York
campaign with Johnny Depp, all of that and plenty more.
But first we like to ask our guests are Jim,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are? My search history recently, um included I
had just had to know, um, where Mark Zuckerberg's house was. Um,
(04:07):
I'm from paul Alto, California. I know vaguely where his
house is, but I was like, maybe I can find
the address on the internet. I was trying to find
it for a show, not I'm not sending him things.
It turns out not only did Mark zucker buy a
very large house in paul To, California, um, but he
also bought the four houses around it and then tried
to raise them so that he could build his estate.
(04:30):
And he's done. He's also you might have heard, he's
also done this in Hawaii, which I had known. He
bought a former sugar plantation in Hawaii and then like
three packages of m he just everywhere that he buys
houses like he's got a bunch of you know, he's
a billionaire. He has like ten houses. But not only
does he have ten houses. Everywhere he has houses, He's
buying up the land all around it and trying to
like build ship there. That's some Jeffrey Epstein shipped to
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be like an entire like I don't want anybody to
be able to hear screams. Not that anyone's gonna be screaming,
but this is what I see as climate prepping. Mark
Zuckerberg is climate prepper, and he's like, I'm going to
go anywhere, and I'm gonna have a compound for me
and my whole family and all my servants. Yeah. I mean,
there is a really good New York article a couple
of years ago about how like tech billionaires and tech
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bros are some of the biggest climate preppers. Like they're
all but they're prepping not by pushing for regulation or
trying to like get rid of fossil fuels, but by
just buying land in Washington and Canada, Yes, exactly, because
that's where it's going to be really nice New Zealand too, apparently,
So they're really they know what's happening, they're preparing for it,
but they also want you to know that they hate you, right.
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I think that's nice though, that they're buying the land.
I think that's very kind of them, you know what
I'm saying, because they could just like go to space,
but it's like, nah, we're gon, We're gonna still. You
know what, maybe Mark Zuckerberg will let me camp on
his land for like a billion dollars a year, I think,
and I think, you know what, looking at your outfit today,
you can afford it, and I think that I can.
It's gonna be good. I can't wait to to be
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his little camper. I will say, and this is, you know,
a podcast, but you are always one of our best dressed.
Thank you style I got. This shirt is from Forever
twenty one. Bankrupt. Yeah they're bankrupt. You heard they're going
there about to declare bankruptcy. How does that mean everything
is made from slave labor? Right? I know that's what bankrupt.
(06:23):
These people are like uber, Yeah, the slaves wanted ten
cents more. The books can handle it. What is something
you think is overrated? Overrated? I think having the so
you know, it was just Labor Day yesterday it was
and uh, I think the September Labor Day is fucked.
Labor Day is May one, that's the International Labor Day
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International one. It is the International Workers Day. Americans do
that well because organized labor in this country was brutally
suppressed and the employers were like, let's make another labor
day that's not one in international solidarity with the entire
are arrest of the world. So they made it September
first Monday in September. I've just mention I've learned so much.
(07:06):
I am full of information, especially about labor stuff. You're
you're very informed on on labors. Yeah, we're around. You
funk with unions. I do funk with unions. I don't
think that unions are inherently left this, but I work
with unions. I would love to be in a union.
Who should I vote for in the guild? Oh, let's
talk about this off the here. I'm trying to get
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a job. These people are vindictive. So when did when
did unions officially like go out of fashion? Was it
just when Reagan crushed the when Reagan crushed them? Yeah? Yeah,
Well basically, like you know, I'm not I am not
an expert on the history of American labor, but I
do know that there was like a huge resurgeons in
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the early nineteen hundreds. Is also when there was a
lot of like violent anarchist activity in ways like Chicago. Right, So,
like with industrialization, there's like a very strong labor movement.
People fucking struck and fought and died for an eight
hour work day, you know, which we now take for granted.
You know, like there didn't used to be a na
or work day. They didn't needs to be weekends. So
like people really fought for all this stuff, and kind
of early nine undreds and then basically from the fifties onward,
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you know, the government was more like breaking down unions
and um antitrust laws were either repealed or just you know,
not renewed, relaxed so that monopolies could grow. But like
in the early era of like industrialization, when they were
like trains and stuff, They're all these trains were getting big,
you know, there are all these monopolies, and then the
government was like, well we have to break these up,
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and that helped organize labor. But then um, you know,
eventually they were like, oh this is pretty cool. Is
it going to continue to be a push pool? Like
do you think, like, because I was reading this, dude
just wrote an article. He created the show Good Trouble,
but he wrote. Really, I was like, let me see
what this dude was talking about. A really good article
and I was like, Okay, let me see, let me
see what he has to say about unions. And I
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read and I was like, Oh, this is actually really
profound and like he was kind of talking about how
it feels like now a lot of people, especially with
the Trump administration the Bush administration, are working really hard
to relax and like you said, reveal some of that
ship and that now is the time where we can
either like not let that happen or it's going to
go too far. The airline strike that's going on now
(09:16):
is like a big example of that. Like Unite here
is a union of airline workers from many different airlines
and they're right now trying to fight for like like
what is it United? I think is paying people and
they're making billions and billions of profits. So stuff like
that is kind of like it's coming down to the
line where people are like, well, we're getting fucked so bad.
We don't have any choice but to do the ship
(09:38):
anymore because you just can't live. You know, these are
people working two jobs and still not making enough to live.
That's insane. Do We think it was part of like
a conscious strategic decision to make Labor Day like kind
of a shitty holiday where it's the end of summer,
like it like makes you rest a little bit, and
(09:59):
they're instead of making at the beginning of the summer.
They first it's Beltane. You know, it's the horniest day
of the year. It's like a magic days. Beltane is
like the it's like a pagan thing. It's just like
a pagan celebration. The first it's not the first day spring.
It's halfway between the spring solstice and the I'm sorry,
(10:20):
the spring equinox in the summer solstice. Right, It's the
day that I'm always horny is it's a big, big
horn watch out for me, people. I've been keeping a
log of my horn level. Yeah. Off the charts today.
What is something you think is underrated? Um? I think
the New Looney Tunes is underrated. The New Looney Tune
is about to come out and it's really good from
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what I've seen. Is a film. No, they're making new
Looney Tunes shorts and they're not sucking it up. Huh,
this is a reboot. They're not sucking up. They're doing
great I was really good writers and cartoonists. Warner Brothers
can make no mistake, and I think HBO Max will
be a hit. I have said that for no other
reason than the fact that I believe that to be true.
(11:03):
On the record, that's right, and are so it's got
all the all the old standbys. It's not. It's not
fully out yet, but um, I've seen a couple of
the preview ones and they've done a redesign of the characters.
But the redesigns don't suck. I mean, I'm just like
I'm thrown. It looks new, but it's good. It like
maintains the pace and ship. There's a new ever fun.
(11:24):
There's new Bugs Bunny. I like, does Bugs Bunny have
a six pack? And like is he jacked? You'll have
to watch it vape, that's my most important question. Yeah,
I mean bunny vaping instead of a carrot and then
it blows his head off, but he's just covered. And
have you seen that double barrel vape? No thing? Yeah,
it's like it looks like it's got those um you know,
(11:47):
the holes three fingers or it kind of looks like
breas knuckles but then just instead of breast knuckles is
two vapes next to each other and they connect into
one port, so you could vape cartridges at once. That's great,
it's really good. What is a myth? What's something people
take his treating? People think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and
I just want to say, that's definitely not true. It's
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beneficially declared. What's the latest on that. What's you're thinking?
What adapt to you as being particularly suspicious? Like every
billionaire in the world wanted him dead. That's the main
one is like there are just too many people with
too many motives. If he did kill himself, then it
was like clearly part of an organized thing where you know,
(12:31):
he was allowed to kill himself. I don't think that's
out of the question. I think he might have liked
done it in a request. Uh well, somebody sent InterQuest
and he was like yeah, yeah, yeah cool. But I
don't think so. I don't think like that guy wanted
to inseminate the world too badly to him himself. That's
my thought. Yeah, I mean he was he was focused
on like a narcissistic form of immortality, like that was
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what as opposed to the other forms of immortality, which
are very noble, spiritual. You can have self esteem, immortality
be I guess I'll stay around, yeah, like a depressed vampire.
Um whatever, Um, yeah, I I find it. I just
you know, I've been going to in and Out too much.
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I've been thinking about that picture and it just makes
me want to go to in and out. And it's
not a coincidence, you know. So that is his uh
friend and fellow snapper young women, uh, and she like
put out this picture that was hurt and you know,
I talked about this on the podcast. We have this
all I've been thinking about for like three weeks. But
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do we I don't think we were clear on like
what the motives were behind the picture, behind them photoshopping
that picture. Is it just that she wanted to throw
people off the scent? My my thought is, and there
are a lot of different theories about this, but it
seems like the most likely one is it was an
old picture of her at an in and out where
she was clearly with somebody else for lawyer Lesafian, because
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the dog that she's with is her lawyer's dog, and um,
the dog has his own Instagram, so it's not hard
to identify the dog and whose dog it is. There's
like a second tray of food in the picture that
was photoshopped out, and in the other pictures on the
New York Post server you can see like something really
bad photoshop or stuff was photoshopped out that you're like,
this sucks. They didn't publish those pictures, but they're on
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the server and they're like, do you look at them? Yeah? Wait?
So was the New York Post involved with I mean,
I don't know, or they just got bad versions and
were like, we can't print this, we can't print this.
I think they um, I think they got those pictures
and they were like, this is the one that looks
the most decent. Will print it, because later they could
go back and be like, well, it turns out this
picture was old, but they've already printed and they've already
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got the views. But the other thing is Julne Maxwell's
dad also like was like big buddies with Rooper, her doc,
and when they first put the story out, they had
this whole thing about how like you know, some guy
found her at this in and Out and approached her
and took the picture and asked, sure what the book
was that she was reading? Because in the pictures. You
can't see the title, and she was like, I'm reading
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this book about dead c I a members and he
was like okay, and then told the New York Post
this and they were like, we believe you. And then
later people kind of pointed out that that was like
a weird thing and they took that out of the story.
They were like, oh, just just kidding. I think the
most suspicious thing is that she was at in and Out. Well,
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she was an in and out by herself, reading a book.
Who does that that the food there is trash? Hey?
Whoa hold on? I've been going there for a lot
of milkshakes thinking about this picture, thinking about what it means.
You're not eating the food. You're not eating burgers. I
like in and out. I like in and out. See
if she was out of shakesheck, I'd be riding with it.
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I'd be like, not, that's real. I did go to
shake Shack also because of the picture, because I was like,
I want to go to In and Out and I
was like, you know what I need frozen version? Yeah?
Um yeah. And maybe that's as close as she gets
to eating fast food as being like photoshopped into I mean,
who knows, like, so I think I do think that
it was to throw them off and to make law
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enforcement look for her in l A when she was
leaving the country via another another route. There are also
the stories that she was hold up in her boyfriend's
house and she hadn't been there for like months or something.
Uh so she's probably somewhere else now still, but are
they actively looking Is it just the media looking or
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the law enforcement is looking for her? I believe like
she's not. I don't think they have a warn out
for her rest, but nobody knows where she is. I'll
tell them, I'll tell them where she got. But they
gotta let go of this fast stuff, right right, all right,
let's talk about the vaping scare that's happening. I ain't scared.
(16:53):
I ain't scared. No vape ABC News. So I randomly
like had to switch cars with my wife this week,
and right that's as close as I get to a
wife swap. And the ABC like there's this like ABC
News streaming thing that I just keep on to kind
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of hear what regular mainstream news is about. And all
they're talking about this week is like vapes are making
people sick. Vapes are poisoning people, and it didn't talk
about right, well, no, they're actually talking about th HC
vapes that uh include th HC. And it didn't make
sense because it was like this sudden rash of people
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like having to be hospitalized and one person died in
Illinois from like a lung infection of some sort, and
it seemed like the sort of like media panic that
you see when like there's a new technology and people
are like, the Internet is poisoning children, like when like
weed was legalized in a couple of places in Maurene.
Doubt was like I had an edible and I got
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upset and I don't yeah, and am I having a
heart attack? I can hear my heart beating. That's my
favorite Dowd call because it's just about her fucking curled
up on a bed being too high. But apparently so,
there's a health warning that they released that specifically says
people who use vape should not buy people who use
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vape should not buy products off the street, modify e
cigarette products, or at any substances that are not intended
by the manufacturer. The FBI said, but that I didn't
know that was even a thing that people are doing.
People are hacking and modern Yeah, so what are the
kids today? They can't help but hacking, mad Jack. That's
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just that's just how they live. That is how they live.
They they chopped the screw. So is it people are
dealing vapes on the street, dealing like vape pens. Absolutely,
I guess vape pens. Yeah, absolutely. People can't sell them
loose though, you got to sell them into pat right. Yeah.
There's just a lot of like really you know, low
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quality vape cartridges and stuff and weird flavors and things
that are cheap and you know, it's a bunch of
burning councules. We're missing the real story here, Jack, we're
listening the real story. They don't want to talk about
how that people were signing up to vote at these
vape stores and now these news stories are coming out
that vape is killing you, that's what's happening. Who is
that based on the Papaye's kid. It's ridiculous. It's a
(19:26):
made up story. But uh yeah, I don't know. I
do wonder how much how much ABC News is like
just praying on the fears of parents and actually a crisis.
I've never heard of bootleg vapes I don't know why
you need a bootleg vape when you can literally go
anywhere and buy a vape. Bootleg vapes actually used to
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be more of a problem before we had vapes here.
Like I remember when Canadian only people that had been
in Canada had vapes because that was the only place
you could get them, and they would bring them down
and it was like, you know, you couldn't replace the
battery because it was a Canadian battery. You know. It
was like again, it was just like it was less regulated,
but it was legal, and now it's legal. So yeah,
why would you write like this news story like sort
of tied in like you know, you I assumed it
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was like jewel and like all the products that you
see in a seven eleven, But it seems like this
is more like not those things and having just like
when there was like K two. Yeah, I think so
it was like when there was you know, the marijuana
poisoning people. Do you ever did you ever like that
or see anybody sucked up? I funked with it once.
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It doesn't do anything. It doesn't really do anything. I
knew a guy who like did a bunch of it,
and I think he just kind of had like a
weird reaction where like he just felt kind of crazy.
You know, it wasn't like weed at all, and his
sweat smelled like weird chemicals. It's really garbage. Yeah, but yeah,
I think it's essentially you're absolutely I think it's all bullshit. Man,
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These vapes are everywhere. I literally saw this homeless man
at seven eleven the other day who was trying to
buy an Android charger and they're just like, we don't
have that into charger. He's like damn. I like yeah,
so yeah, I mean I guess. Uh. Super producer DJ
Daniel was saying that the origin of vaping was like
you had a battery and then you had the vape juice,
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and like you mixed them together, got a little bottle
of vape juice with a little dropper and you unscrew
your vapetop and yeah, so it was a very hackable
thing where you're like add some lemon juice, bro throw
anything in there. Yeah. But now that there is this
more mainstream vape solution of cartridges, of cartridges right like
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you buy from the store, that that portion of the
vape community has gone to the dark side. Uh yeah,
so I don't know. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
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Joe Biden, ma'am, what a what a? What a? What a?
What a? What a? What a? What a? What about
that's a beat right there? Yeah, that somebody make that beat.
So he uh told this really heart breaking story about
having like going over to I think Afghanistan to pin
(22:25):
a medal on a Navy captain who had repelled down
a sixty ft ravine under fire, and like he peppered
this entire story with like God's on his truth, swear
to God, not a joke. Like he kept saying stuff
like that. Uh. And this is the God's truth my
word as a Biden, which is I say that all
(22:47):
the time. Uh. And almost every detail of the story
appears to be incorrect, according to a Washington Post story, Okay,
hold up, hold up. I know I do this a
lot as a bit, but this is a for real thing.
Memory is kind of wild because sometimes I'll be chilling
at my house and I'll be like, man, I remember
(23:08):
like going and like saving the world from this thing.
But then I realized that I'm just remembering the movie
and that I didn't actually do that. Yeah, no, no, no no,
for Sun for president, absolutely absolutely every day. Memory is
extremely fallible. I don't think he did this on purpose.
I don't think he was like, I'm going to go
out there and fool them all. I think he is
(23:29):
just too trusting of his memory or else he would didn't.
He also say that some planned kids visited him in
office he was vice president and it was another mass shooting.
So I mean, it's not like, yeah, it's just he
is old. He's old, but he's always been this like
that's every time he runs for president. He gets caught
(23:52):
up in saying ship that isn't true, and it's just
like his mind is like putting blender. Yeah, that's just
like putting all the different little details into into stories
to make them better. And yeah, that's the plot of
the movie Code Named the Cleaner? Is it? Yeah? With
Center the Entertainer and Lucy lou Go ahead and watch it.
It's available on HBO. Did you do you have a piece?
(24:15):
Do you have points? On the back end of the
name the Cleaner? What are you talking about? To check
it out? Will be available on HBO Max. Go ahead,
watch the episode of Friends and then Code name the
cleaner right afterwards. But it just seems like this is
because so this is now like a month strength that
he's been getting criticized for this sort of thing, and
(24:36):
it just seems like he like he it's not a
thing where he can cut down on the amount of
bullshit that isn't It's like the more he talks, you're
just gonna get forty percent bullshit, and if he talks less,
you're gonna get bullshit, but it'll be a smaller sample size.
But like that's well, he's a lot like Trump, or
like that's why they put Trump in front of the
(24:57):
helicopters all the time to talk to the press, because
they're hoping that the press just won't hear what he's saying,
because they know that once he starts talking, he's just
going to say some crazy bullshit. And now now he
just yells in front of that You didn't know about this.
He's always talking because they're hoping the helicopter will drown
him out. This is what he does, and Obama didn't
do that. That's true. He was always talking out a
(25:19):
podium in front of a microphone because he could be
trusted to speak to America but Trump is always like,
you know, that's so true, damn, And he thinks it's powerful,
Like I mean because he's like I'm about to get
into his helicopter, and i mean think about, like what
is a better indication of what Trump wants to look
(25:40):
like that he's always been true to the apprentice and
he like walks out of a helicopter at the beginning
of that. I think they're really cool. Yeah, he thinks
getting into the helicopter or the coolest things. He also
seems low key brilliant. Yeah, he is. Did you see
that tweet about Christian jilibrand was pull it up? I
talked about that yesterday. It was he was like, I'm
(26:03):
glad nobody ever figured out that she was the one
I was most afraid of, like back out, such a
shitty move that team wrote it kind of funny. Yeah,
I mean it's but what's when's the what's the last thing? Like,
what's the last thing that Joe Biden can mess up?
(26:24):
And then we're gonna be like all right, this due's
brain is like what if like next month He's just like,
you know, there was a presidential candidate that's going around
telling false stories and we had in his memory mixed up?
Will that be like the last star? I was like,
all right, this dude, his brain is so. I mean
the thing that that is, the question that this Washington
Post article asks is like, does this ship matter anymore?
With a like now that Trump's been go ahead and
(26:46):
say yes. I'm gonna say yes. It matters that Trump
is still talking like this, and it matters that Biden
talks like this, like I don't think we should have
a president that says incomprehensible it should be comprehensible bullshit. Yeah.
I mean, Trump, first of all, seems very tired. There
were some press conferences where people did side by side
(27:06):
like what he seemed like at the beginning of his
first presidential campaign and now he's just sounds like he's
running out of batteries. Yeah, well, he's very tired for
yelling in front of all those But Trump Trump lies
about stuff that actually has stakes, and Biden lies about
stuff that just like makes him look like it just
(27:28):
kind of supports his idea of what America is and
his place in it. So it's like it's not really
high stakes stuff, but it could easily end up being
high stakes stuff. So My favorite thing about Joe Biden
is that, um, he wrote in his book that Obama
basically begged him not to run for president and it
(27:48):
was like, you know, don't do it, and he was like,
but I knew he wanted me to. Yeah, okay, So
Joe Biden released this ad that was like, Medicare for
all is bad because, um, my son bow died and
was helped by Obamacare, and so Obamacare is good and
for some reason, Medicare for all would be insulted his memory.
(28:11):
It doesn't really make any sense, but yeah, he released
his dad like sometime last week, and yeah, it was
about how his son died and was helped by Obamacare
in his final days, and so Obamacare is good enough
in Medicare for all would be a bad idea, and
it's like unnecessary slash insult to my dead son's memory. Um.
But it turns out that in his book he wrote
that when his son became sick, his medical bills were
(28:34):
not actually paid by Obamacare but by Obama personally. Obama
was like, let me help you out, Joe. Is that
not how Obamacare works? I thought he just paid for
our healthcare. Obama just pays for our healthcare he pays.
But yeah, apparently Joe Biden was like, oh, you know,
we'll take out a second mortgage on our house or whatever.
And Obama was like, no, no, it's cool. I got you.
(28:56):
Even Joe Biden could not navigate the healthcare system in
this country when he was vice president. Jesus Christ, that's bleak. Yeah,
it's really sad. But now he's like bow would have
wanted you to pay a premium. So Edgar asked before
we were recording, who I thought the last three people
(29:18):
were going to be? And it's been the last three
Democrats like in the race, and not the last people
on earth. You did not understand whatsoever? Yeah, still same answer,
Ernie Sanders. So Biden has been sort of a default answer.
But now it's starting to I'm starting to wonder, like
can this dude last? A man like bloom is off
(29:40):
the Rose Man? Yeah, I mean, what do you think?
I think he's out? Man? I feel like it's kind
of like, you know, when everyone's gambling on horses and
shipped and they goes, this horse is going to clearly
make it, and then you watched the race and that
horse has got its ass beat, Like that's the Democratic race, right,
Joe Biden, everyone's like holding him up. I really think
it's gonna be Warren, Sanders and Harris, which I like
(30:02):
because it's old white Jewish man, white woman and black women.
This is gonna be opinionated, right, this is going to
be a thing in and that's what we're looking for.
Those open Oh they're going to be hot. Yeah. Is
Bernie Sanders the easiest presidential candidate to impersonate? I feel like, no, no, no, no,
(30:24):
I don't think so. Who's easier? Howard Dean? Bill Clinton?
Bill Clinton is very easy. Bill Clinton is very easy
because he's just a relaxed, like how Bill Clinton impression is,
You're like, I'm Southern and I just came. I'm Southern
and I just came, and you do the hand thing
with them and then you know, and that's and then
you say I did not And that's the whole thing.
(30:46):
It's funny that you said just came. Because Clinton, one
of the details you find out about, like when you
look into the Lewinsky thing is that he would never
come because he thought that it was like like released
his power and he got like shout for not. Yeah,
he was a no fat guy. Damn, bro, that makes respect.
And then the like blue dress when he blew fly
(31:07):
on the dress that was that was his downfall and
he was like I broke a personal rule and like
that when he was upset about coming. So yeah, bro,
if he had kept this no FAP ship, who knows
where the world totally George Bush, who do you think
we would have gone straight from Bill to Hillary? Why not?
(31:29):
Why not? Well, we would have gone Bill to Gore
to Hillary. It just would have been Bill, Gore, Hillary
and then Chelsea probably right, oh and then and the
Chelsea would be the best ones. I'm still waiting for
her to enter this race. I mean, come on, after
that girl schooled her in the schoolyards, she ain't going nowhere.
After she and Joline Maxwell was at her her wedding.
(31:52):
I love that is amazing. Also, oh god, what was
it I wrote? Was reading about Chelsea Clinton? Chelsea Clinton
speaking of rich people's houses. Chelsea Clinton's house is an
entire city block in New York. It's like it's it's
an apartment building, but only as four apartments and each
one is like a block long, and it's crazy. Their
bedroom is the length of the block. Yeah, and that's
(32:13):
kind of dope though. I mean it sounds great. Don't
you look at well sometimes and be like, you know what,
I get it? Oh? Absolutely? Actually in New York City,
I'm like, yeah, that'd be great. I would love to
live in this whole block. Yeah, I found the cult brothers.
I'm like, of course, I don't want trains to exist.
This is sucking up my money, right, What the hell
there relatable? If nothing else? So I wanted to talk
(32:35):
about this CBP officer who denied a visa to a
Palestinian student who is going to Harvard. It happened last week,
but it's just a crazy story that we never got
around to covering. Uh So, this seventeen year old student
from Palestine by way of Lebanon had his visa canceled
(32:55):
at Logan Airport in Boston after facing our is of interrogation.
And the reason that the CBP officer gave was because
his friends had criticized the US government on social media.
So like they took his phone, they took his computer,
(33:16):
and he hadn't liked, he hadn't even He was way
more careful than I have been on social media, and
he was exactly well see this. This story is bad
because now every immigrant mom is like cheering and going,
you see, I told you you are the friends that
I told you, Ed, guy, you are the friends that
you keep, And it's like, damn, she was right. Yeah,
(33:40):
just just be friends with your mom and her friends.
That's all, just like your mom's posts. Yeah. Um, Trump's
assistant has been resigned. I guess from her position. I
believe she was resigned. She was on vacation, she was active. Yeah,
(34:01):
I don't know how much she had to do with it,
but apparently something happened with regards to how she shares
information about his family. Yeah. So this is an assistant
whose name I had heard before. The Root called it
the whitest white woman name of all time. Uh, it's
like Madeline Vanderhoot or something like that. Very waspy. But
(34:25):
she is the one who reportedly wept openly the night
of the election when it became clear that he was
gonna win. So I and they said it was his
longtime personal assistant, so I assumed it was like a
older woman. She's twenty eight, this personal assistant, So she
was like, I guess twenty five at the time, and
(34:46):
was just like fuck, Her name is Madeline wester How
wester hoo, yeah, wester how whatever it is. It is
a very waspy name. She was a d n or
r n C person like head of the other. She's
been now, she's been fired. Now, she's been fired for
sharing information about the family. Yes, we all know what
(35:08):
that information was. I don't what do you think it is?
His dick size, bro, I think that's next to my
Google search history. Yeah, I didn't even know that that
was a recent revelation. God, one of the best. Sorry
to started Epstein everyone again, but one of the best
parts of like reading all the testimonies, like all those
(35:29):
women describing his dick exactly the same way, right, egg shaped,
egg shaped, Yeah, like you know the whole you know.
Everyone's like, oh, these women just want money, and I'm
like this, women had to fucking egg shaped dick so
many times, an egg an egg shapped dick that couldn't
fully get erect. That it gets bigger as it goes down,
(35:49):
it gets no, it's it's small at the bottom, okay,
gets big in the middle, and then get small again
at the top. It sounds like a real curse. She's well,
you know, you got a wide basse, right, he has
a wide bass. He has a wide basse, right. Well, yeah,
(36:10):
his base of support is yeah, that's like, that's a
that's a problem, man, have a lot of problems back
to have Yeah, And I'm not trying to body shame
anybody's dick. You respect your dick. The dick. You've got
to be proud of it. Seriously. Just know that if
you rape a bunch of people, they'll describe it to
the world. There you go. Absolutely. Bosonaro. Guys, let's talk
(36:32):
about boy now that man. I like that Sergio Mendez.
But we have to close out this section on thin
skinned men by talking about Bolsonaro. You know, used to
be a YouTube guy. Bolsonaro was a YouTube right winger
(36:52):
in Brazil before he became the Brazilian fucking attempted president.
I love a success story. I bet he was a
failed comedian. That's that's he does do some stand up.
He did some stand up. He was like, I'm bigger
than this, right, You'll ever be looking at the Amazon
and be like this ship could be gone. Some people
(37:12):
look at the comedy seller and they go, I'm going
to take that was like, the Amazon will be my
legacy destroying it. So one of the conditions that he's
given on accepting the twenty million dollars, which obviously is
not enough, but it's what is was being offered last
week when he turned it down to fight the Amazon
(37:34):
fires was no, no, no, here's the thing. But he
started the Amazon fires, right, So I don't know if
like fighting is and I mean not to nippick, you know,
to stop the because people have described them as wildfires
and they're not there arson. The government endorsed arson. These
fires were set on purpose. This is not like, oh
(37:55):
it's on fire as a result of global warming. It's
on fire to create more armland. So anyway, sorry, go on.
So someone was like twenty million dollars to not destroy
one of the world's largest producers of oxygen, right, and
I think to help try and get the current what
what is currently on fire under control? And uh, he
said he wouldn't take it unless it was Manuel McCrone
(38:20):
who was making the offer, And he said he wouldn't
accept it unless McCrone apologized to him. And the thing
that he was asking him to apologize to him about
was that McCrone had basically taken offence when Balsonaro made
fun of mccrone's wife. He was basically like, don't humiliate
(38:44):
the guy. Ha ha when somebody talked about how his
wife is old and uh wife is old, Yeah, she
is older and uh. Mcron was like, what can I
tell you? It's sad. It's sad for him and for Brazilians.
I think that brazil and women are probably ashamed to
read that their president has done that, which is like,
make this comment and like laugh at somebody making fun
(39:07):
of mccrone's wife. Um, and Bilsonaro's like basically wants him.
This is the worst beef. I'm sorry, I know he
wants he's burning down the Amazon for this. Yeah, he
wants him to drop a track. He wants him to
basically be like, I'm sorry for objecting to you calling
(39:29):
my wife old and ugly, which is such a like
petty shitty move. But don't you kind of hope that
he wins though, No, what just to hear somebody apologize
for that ship and give you money, that's wild. Yeah,
I mean it would be a new level of awfulness.
But it'd be cool if he and McCrone just went
(39:50):
into the fires. It would be a good way to
one person goes in, are two people go when one
comes out? Have you all ever seen the movie Lost
City of Z? Yeah, I have Last City of Z.
That's very British. Well that's how it's pronounced. Jack City
is Z is what other people might have heard it
(40:10):
pronounced as. But with the dude from Sons of Anarchy, oh,
Spider Man, Yeah, it's good. But it's about this dude
who like explores the Amazon and stuff like that and
was the first person to be like, yo, I think
Brown people built cities first, and everyone was like, ain't
no way that's true. He's like, dude, I went and
I saw them, and they're like you gotta go back. Yeah,
(40:33):
They're like you gotta go back and prove it. And
then he goes back and he doesn't come back. Yeah
that they Yeah, the the idea that they had any
sort of advanced civilization, yeah impossible. Uh and we should
do that with mccron and uh you know who should
do that door And we're going to talk a little
bit about that in a moment, But first we're gonna
(40:54):
take another break and we're back and briefly we're gonna
check in with our us open correspondent Egar mont Plasier,
what's going on in the US Open of Tennis, Serena
(41:15):
Willingson keep beating up on these white ladies. And that's
been Edgar, that's been our coverage in the US Open. Uh,
let's talk about do your you guys. Uh, they've got
a new ad. Uh that is which the Jewish one?
Which do you or I don't know? Is there's two drs,
(41:36):
two doors. There's Muslim de your Jewish der and Christian
der Hi. It's not the best in the bids for nothing, Uh,
thank you. So they've got a new ad that is
a Native American doing a ceremonial dance. Uh that it
(41:57):
says we are the Land, and the text that appears
alongside it says an authentic journey deep into the Native
American soul in a sacred founding and secular territory. What more,
yes more to come September one, Um, yes, no, no,
(42:18):
no, no no, no no more appropriation? Uh the now this
so this is a a perfume or cologne. I'm not
sure which I no. No, So we are the Land
is just the idea, okay, obviously no, but so this
(42:38):
this scent sums up the idea of Native Americans being
the land does smell like blood, probably a little bit.
There's like blood mixed with passion fruit. Um. But so
this is a scent uh that is called savage. It's
(43:00):
basically savage with a you added. So we found a
longer version of the ad that gives it context. And
the way that we get context is we see Johnny Depp, yes,
Johnny Depp, walking through a desert with an electric guitar
finally uh, and he looks up startled like a mercat.
(43:24):
And then there is a young attractive woman in like
a wolf for who like looks up at him startled,
like what is he doing here? Is she on all fours?
Or she standing? She's I think she's standing. It's it's
actually right, uh. And then Johnny Depp shreds a nasty
(43:46):
guitar solo in the middle of the desert, and then
they cut to that dude doing the ceremonial dance, and
then what happens. We are she's just there, you know,
does she enjoy the shredding or she like it's hard
to say. She I think she's just aware of his presence,
but she's not actually like spatially there, it's more like
(44:08):
she's the spirit of the land right exactly. Um WI,
what's up with that? What's going on there? I don't know.
It's it's hard to say, let's rewrite this ad, bro, please,
So it should start in darkness and then a light
comes in. Right then you hear the howling of a wolf,
and then you cut to that lady right, and then
(44:31):
she's like, she's on all fours because she's a wolf.
It'll be crazy she was walking. If she was walking,
that's a whole different commercial. So she's all all four
if she's exactly, it's a world and where animals are walking,
and then that's not a world we want to live in, right.
So then Johnny Depp comes out of the ground and
he's crushing it on the guitar solo. But then someone
(44:53):
stops him and it's Elizabeth Warren and she says, I
should be playing the guitar right, And then she takes
guitar and keeps playing it right. The results of her
DNA test flash on the screen, mind, just to make
sure everyone knows we know who she is. She's legit.
And then all of a sudden, I'm trying to think
of where I can take this commercial to where it's
(45:15):
not problematic. Well, uh, we want a suggestion? Yeah, the
wolf girl um whips out a bass tread together yea yeah,
like beautiful music, like when Red Hot Chili Peppers was
playing at the Slawson Castle. And then the guitars in
the basis, I don't know the basis. His name, his
name is Flee, I don't know the guitars is the name,
(45:35):
but they were they were they Ain't that the lead singer? Yeah?
It doesn't he play guitar? Ain't that the guitarists? Okay,
Joon Favre, But that's not right. Isn't that the drummer?
And they're just playing with each other? I was looking
at a trace Cyrus Tray. Serris has a lot of
(45:58):
portraits of named Americans on him. A guy who grew
up in a white guy who grew up in Tennessee
and then now lives in La. Right, how are you
how's he supposed to show respect? I mean, I don't
That's a question I'm always asking, right, exactly, Trace, how
do I show respect for a race? I'm not get
a tattoo? That's right? Well, that's why I got so
(46:18):
many tattoos of white people on my body. Uh. Speaking
of white people, let's talk about Cadbury, because they have
attempted to kind of address racism bring immunity to the
world through what they're calling their Unity bar. Uh. And
(46:39):
it is all the different shades of chocolate that they
make in one bar. Uh and Jack, I'm done. Yeah. So,
so you got the white chocolate in this picture that
they've chosen to put at the top, the white chocolate.
It's all it's it's which way you look at it.
(47:02):
Is it a bar? It is a bar. It's a
chocolate bar. That is it looks like a oh I see,
it's like a It looks like a regular chocolate bar
with a little squares. But it's a gradient. It's a gradient.
That's right. That was the word I was searching for.
It looks like a makeup palette. It looks like a
makeup palette for like different skin tones and goes you know,
those are the colors, goes from real pale to real dark.
(47:24):
It's like a mac Foundation picture right now. This is
not the first time that Cadbury has attempted to compare
their chocolate to skin color. They also had an ad
where They compared one of their chocolate bars to Naomi
Campbell by saying it was like a a diva move over, Naomi,
(47:49):
there's a new diva in town. And it was a
chocolate bar and she she was, you know, thought that
that was racist. And so they they've already had that
in their mind, like, Okay, that's not a good thing
to do, ever, to compare skin color to chocolate. And
then they did this. I don't know, man, Cadbury seems
(48:10):
like a pretty woke chocolate company. To me, this is
totally working on me. I think that this is a beautiful,
you know, display of racial harmony through colonialist chocolate, and uh,
that's all I need. I'm offended because I can't eat chocolate.
As listeners of culture Kings would know, I'm definitely allergic
to chocolate. Yeah, so I'm offended that, you know, it
(48:33):
would make such a woke bar that you can't eat.
I can't enjoy it. I can only And what sucks
is that I can only eat the white version of
it because it doesn't have actual chocolate in it. What
do you think of white chocolate? My comments will be
set off the air? What I love it? So this
was also done in India. This is like part of
(48:55):
an India the ready they released this bar, particularly in India,
and people have noted that the even though it has
all the different types of chocolate, they're still segregated and
that is probably not a great look for India or
really any racist country anywhere in the world. Um So,
(49:16):
what the bar really shows us is that, um people
are a spectrum, but they should stay on their end
of the should stay inside. There a little square of sweetness.
So do you do you like? What's your favorite candy? Egger? Oh? Well, see,
I'm not really a sweets person. I like sour punch draws,
(49:37):
I like starbursts, and I like white chocolate reces h. Alright, guys,
it's time for another edition of what We're Fucking With.
Usually Miles comes in as like with with with, I
thought we were going to I'm not Miles, so fuck you? Uh, Eggar,
(50:01):
you want to open us up? What's something You're I'm
fucking with? Three things? First is the show south Side.
And as you guys know, people who are big time
fans o G fans know that every season I pick
a show that I say, everyone watched this show and
if it gets canceled. I'll fight you and every season,
y'all let me down. Y'all let the Mare get canceled,
(50:22):
y'all let Detroitters get canceled. But this time, y'all did
not let me down. Yeah, they already ordered The South
Side got renewed for a second season. Baby. I mean,
this is kind of against brand for you, though, I know,
because it didn't get canceled, and I'm not allowed to
be sad. I was very prepared for it to get canceled.
But apparently it's doing very well in the black market
(50:43):
for Comedy Central, which just simply means they're watching it.
Oh Man, speaking of the Detroitters, that show is so
so good. And I told y'all don't let it get canceled.
I came on this very show and I said that,
and I went and canceled it before even watching it.
I now regret that decision. Do you have uh something?
(51:07):
What I'm working with? Absolutely? Um working with a few things.
Number one, putting your face masks in the fridge. If
you have sheet masks, but I'm in the fridge it's
hot out. Put your face wipes in the fridge. If
you kept cleansing wipes it's so nice. Um. I got
a really good comic book called Bicycle Day by Brian Blomerth.
Put that in the fridge. Yeah, you can put that
(51:28):
in the fridge. Um. It's about Albert Hoffman discovering LSD.
And it's a really it's it's gorgeous. It's so just
really beautiful. Um. It's like they're all like these weird
sort of you know, goofy type dog people and you know,
the arts just great. I loved it a lot. Um
and um uh, you know, I'm always working with Means TV.
(51:49):
I'm always working with me and Stevie. I'm always on
here to tell you to subscribe to Mean Stevie. Please
give us some money because I'm about to make some
shows with them, and it's gonna come out of it's
gonna following Stevie on YouTube or Twitter or Instagram. Yeah. Yeah,
Bicycle Day. That's like an actual day on which Albert Hoffman,
(52:10):
who was a chemist, right, Like that's actually how LSD
was discovered as he like touched some LSD in a
lab and then wrote his bicycle home and started tripping
like bycle right. Yeah. Yeah. In the book they talked
about how like there's kind of like two days so
like out the sorry April sixt I want to say um.
And this was in the late forties. He was like
(52:33):
accidentally exposed to some and then he like went home,
was like dizzy. And then the next day he was like,
I think it was this stuff that made me dizzy.
I'm gonna sample an amount that could not possibly have
a strong effect on me, and it was like milligrams,
which we now know is like a lot of LSD.
So then yeah, he biked home and was like tripping
home hard. I thought he was dying, you know. Yeah.
(52:53):
And then yeah, it's pretty it's pretty cool, and just
the art is so so good. The book's great. I've
never done l s D really, because there was this
dude in my class that did it a lot and
he would talk a lot. I said, I don't want
to do that, right, that's that's not my brand. There
was a guy in my class, d Ella Steel lot too,
and now he's like a famous DJ's his name. Shout
(53:13):
him out, Greg Jones. Shout out Greg Jones, DJ, Greg Jones,
You're famous DJ. Now. I looked him up because I
was like, my hop Greg Jones is okay, you know,
he like really did so many drugs. I was kind
of like, I hope that guy's all right. He's doing great. Yeah, Yeah,
it's just a psychoanat um. Last thing I'm sucking with
(53:34):
is I'm going on tour with Jake Flores, a comedian
for New York and uh he does pod Dame America.
If you like that podcast. Um, we're roast battling each
other at the world famous comedy Store. You can watch
that on periscope. By and then we're going Santa Cruz,
San Francisco, Oakland, Arcada. That's Humboldt County, Olympia, Portland, Seattle.
(53:57):
If you live in any of those cities, please come
watch this do comedy. He's are June dot com. That's
where you can find where we're doing comedy and how,
but not why. You'll have to come out to see why,
Edgar what else you? Uh? I did have two things.
I thought we were doing a round table, but you know,
I'm happy that I got all of hers out because
they were wonderful. They were. I'm also working with the
(54:20):
new bony Vera album. I I I I Yeah, and
that volume might have said that is the loudest that
is louder than the entire album. Uh spell it. It's
I and an I, but there is a comma ye
both little eyes. It's very good and the whole album
is about how our world is dying and we need
(54:40):
to wake up and do something. But you got to
read an article to get that. I'm more of a
bone Jovi fan. But bony Vera is also pretty good.
Well you draft for that. I'm there. Yeah, Hi, I'm
living on a prayer. I uh. I'm also watching Succession
(55:01):
season two. Baby, I love rich white people be getting
bad uh and they're bad. So that's great news for
you about our country. What. No, it's not as good,
not as well written. Character arcs are pretty predictable. But
it's very good. It's so good. It's so good. Tweet
(55:24):
at me who you think will run the company by
the end of the season, because I already know so
answer that first season one would be still the still
logan for those who haven't watched the first season and
wanted it spoiled by their favorite podcaster Jack Spoiler. But yeah,
tweet at me and tell me who you think, and
(55:46):
then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because
I know factually how do you know that, man, I'll
just be in these streets? Is that really how you
found HBO? Max? HBO Mac? Guys, we're gonna have friends.
No other streaming services gonna have we I mean they
are what am I saying? We I don't have anything
to do with it. They are going to have friends.
(56:08):
What other streaming services going to have friends? You're clearly
has some sort of points with HBO. They're bringing back
practical magic as a telesee. There we go, got somebody
in the room Boom, I'm subscribed. A show that I'm
I'm working with is a Dark on Netflix, the German
series length Donnie Darko. It's like which, by the way,
(56:31):
Donnie Darko doesn't really hold up, but it's like smart
in a dumb way. Hey hey, it's like dumb people
smart and I like it. You know what, let's not
say things that we're going to regret later. So Dark
is this German series that's all about like time travel
and okay, did you see south Land Tails? Know? What
(56:52):
a terrible movie that I've watched so many Uh, Donnie
Darko fucking blew my mind the first time I saw
watch south Land Tales? Why did you watch Donnie Darko,
but just as did you see a trailer and you
were like this looks good or you know, like I
think I saw it like when I was in high school,
like just because it had just come out like a
(57:13):
couple years of that generation, right of like all those
guys were like, yeah, well, what would Tarantino think about Finchers?
My dad actually not a big Fincher head, but that
was like my identity among my high school friends was
the guy who's not that into Fitch. No, but it
(57:37):
was there was like a time when you just like
saw whatever, like new indie movie people were talking about
Donnie Darko. Was that for a little because it came
out pretty soon after nine eleven? Yeah, so you saw
it in October two thousand one. Uh no, No, I
didn't see it in theater. So I just saw it
like on the VHS. Certainly totally. I went to Best Video. Wait,
(57:59):
so why why did juicee it? Oh? Because in I
was in middle school and uh, you know, one of
my teachers to you know, on the like last day
before break when you don't do anything, they showed us
October Sky and I was like, I'm going to fuck
Jake Jillen Hall and so then I was like, I
gotta find out what are the movies this guy has
been in. I watched Donnie Darko because I thought Jake
Jillen Hall was hot, and it really went a different direction.
(58:23):
You're like a like And I was like, what it's
probably like what it was like for those kids who
lost their mind over the Beatles being like cute boy
bands like Sergeant Peppers come there like oh um, yeah yeah,
he's like I am the egg Man, and I wanted
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to fun this guy. Why are you the egg Man? Um? Also,
spin Drifts are come on better than Lacroix. They're not
the same thing, They're not at all, but they're so good.
They're really good. I can't stop drinking them. Like it's
it's a problem. Uh So that's where I'm at personally.
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That's what you're unhappy Jack, unhappy with it? You drift,
You're living life like a forty five year old white
woman German Netflix shows why don't you like spin Drift
other than white chocolate? Reesiss is kind of a forty
five year old white really, then I'll own it. I
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mean I also like Girls. Oh yeah, I love that show.
I watched it till the end. I didn't watch it
till the end. How's the last couple of seasons? I mean, look,
there's some banger episodes in that last season. But I'll
tell you that last episode that straight Do do. Yes,
it's not good, it's very bad. Wait, I'll tell you
(59:47):
I don't like spin Drift because if I want to
drink something with bubbles, it should be soda. I don't
want fake soda. Okay, so you don't like Lacroix either, No, yeah,
you know what I like? Okay? Oh yeah I do.
Everyone knows what I like. Baby Sprite, Gang for Life.
Yeah you said you don't have a sweet tooth, but
you drink sprite. If you're an adult who still drink spa,
Why do people keep saying that to me? Why do
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people say is a drink for kids? When did this happen?
It's a drink. Candy is a candy. It is candy.
It's candy with bubbles in it. Well, guys, it's been
so much fun having you both here. Sergem, where can
people find you? Follow you? Uh? Yeah? If you want
to watch some of my videos or look at where
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I'm doing comedy and go to Hey Sara June dot
com h E y s A r A j U
n E. Hey Sara June is also my Instagram. You
can follow me there. It's also my Venomo handle. You
can venmo me some gas money because I'm driving to
Seattle pretty soon. Um so I would love it if
you had venm me. And that's it's pretty much it.
That's where all my seal killers you can oh, I will,
um they better watch out for me, dude. That's right, Hey,
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cereal Killers, watch out for and uh YouTube dot com
slash means TV and that's going to be putting some
more ship out pretty soon there. And the idea behind
means TV is an entertainment cooperative, a worker own cooperative
of entertainment. And we make some political and some political entertainment,
starting a streaming platform in early getting some cool people
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to make some stuff for us. The exciting news coming soon, Jack,
I cannot say right now, but is coming. I will
tease it. Here's me teasing teasing. I'm teased, Consider me teased.
Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? I mean, okay,
I'll be honest with you, Jack. My tweet of the
week was that Trump one about Christian Jill Brand. I
(01:01:34):
think that was one of the wets I've ever seen,
So I'm gonna go with that one where he said,
sad to hear Christian Jill Brand dropped out, Glad they
never found out she was the one I was really
afraid of exclamation points. Wow, chef's kiss? Uh? Where can
people find you? You can find me on Instagram at
awful Graham, on Twitter at Edgar Moezer learn how to
(01:01:55):
spell it. Uh. Then you can also find me. Well,
like I said, I've hiring from podcast. This is the
last podcast I'll ever appear on. So you can listen
to my old work over at the Culture Kings on
the House to Forks Network or the wocast over on
Stitcher Premium. Use code Wocast binge alving for free in
a week. Yeah, that's it. That's the only places you
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can find me. Oh yeah, watch what has happened on Fox?
And is there a tweet you've been enjoying? I got
a couple. The first one is from at funk e McFly.
I just know Warrior'll be commenting on Mario's picks like okay,
Twin that ship killed me bro And then the other
(01:02:36):
one is from at Chloe Bryant you could have had
a bad bitch Stewart little that's great stupid. You can
find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien tweet I enjoyed,
uh was from Branson. Reese tweeted The must fucked up
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thing I ever did was in college. My roommate got
really high, so I invited people over and told them
he had a big announcement to make. You can find
me on Twitter, Jack Undersquirrel Brian like I said, oh,
I also like to tweet from Laura Ingram. I didn't
like the tweet from Laura Ingram, so Laura Ingram tweeted
at AOC AOC said I have five point two million followers.
(01:03:23):
Less than twenty accounts are blocked for ongoing harassment. Zero
are my constituents. Laura Ingram popped in and was like
you were than twenty accounts like correcting her grammar, and
Benjamin Dryer tweeted, oh look an actual grammar nazi fine
me on like I said, third time, you can find oh, Brian.
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to season episode one of
Daly's Eye Guys, the production of iHeart Radio. This is
a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
share consciousness and say, officially, off the top, fuck Toke
Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Tuesday, September. My name
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this iron Brude, Yeah with the birth. Jack shares diabtick juice. Yeah.
That is courtesy of Trake Gang at just t dz
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special guest co host, Mr Edgar Montlazier. Oo fucking oingo
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nice and we're What's good Gang was good, low energy
g mob family breaking. I love it. I love how
unnecessary but and yet necessary. The nickelback backing track was
to that fucking bingo. Uh welcome, welcome man. I got
(01:16):
an announcement, Jack, I'm retiring from podcasts after this, after
this episode. This is my last podcast I will ever do.
That's not true, but okay, let's pretend. Why why is
it government is trying to find me? Man? Yeah, I
did not. I did not sign up for selected service
when I got my fast sade in college. Okay, they're
(01:37):
gonna find me and make me join. Yeah, And I
do want to go to Iran. It is number one
place I want to visit in the world. I want
to go to Tehran. It's the old good luck bitch.
But now I'm about I'm gonna go. Let's talk about it.
But now I'll go, though. You can't stop because now
I have a reason to go. What do you want
to see that I want to go to Tehran. I
(01:59):
just want to see it. Oh, I thought you there
was like a specific thing. Nah. Just isn't it like
one of the first cities in the world ever? Not really?
I mean that's more like Syria. But it's pretty cool.
Dang well, I ain't trying to go to Syria. Who
is that Edgar who's talking? Why you put me on
a spot like that by the hilarious comedians? Sorry? What's up?
(02:21):
Not much? Happy to be here. I wish I had
a song to intro me in. I know, like told
me that I was gonna the only one. Yeah, but
you don't ever sing like that. I know you never
sing like that before, jar you never told me you
could sing like that. That's right. Uh, you know I
catch people off guards sometimes you keep those pipes hidden.
(02:43):
But I still want to go to Iran, though. Can
you help me with that? We could get married and
then you could go. Yeah, I mean, we can't go
hang out together unless we're married. This is the most
convoluted proposal I've ever heard. It's just a wrong that
I'm writing starring me, and it's not that complicated. Jack,
So one sentence pitch. We get married so you can
(03:04):
visit Tehran. I like you, we get harassed, we come back,
we get to four. If we realize we love each other.
I mean, it just writes itself. Hm, I think yeah,
I think you just sold it in the room. We're
going to get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
(03:24):
couple of things we're talking about today. We're talking about
bootleg vapes, hacking vapes, all sorts of vaping that kids
are doing that's hurting them. We're gonna talk about Joseph
Biden being bad at the truth. We're gonna talk about
Trump's assistant resigning. We're gonna talk about all sorts of
ship We're gonna do a quick rendition of what we're
(03:46):
fucking with. We're gonna look at this New New York
campaign with Johnny Depp, all of that and plenty more.
But first we like to ask our guests are Jim,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are? My search history recently, um included I
had just had to know, um, where Mark Zuckerberg's house was. Um,
(04:07):
I'm from paul Alto, California. I know vaguely where his
house is, but I was like, maybe I can find
the address on the internet. I was trying to find
it for a show, not I'm not sending him things.
It turns out not only did Mark zucker buy a
very large house in paul To, California, um, but he
also bought the four houses around it and then tried
to raise them so that he could build his estate.
(04:30):
And he's done. He's also you might have heard, he's
also done this in Hawaii, which I had known. He
bought a former sugar plantation in Hawaii and then like
three packages of m he just everywhere that he buys
houses like he's got a bunch of you know, he's
a billionaire. He has like ten houses. But not only
does he have ten houses. Everywhere he has houses, He's
buying up the land all around it and trying to
like build ship there. That's some Jeffrey Epstein shipped to
(04:53):
be like an entire like I don't want anybody to
be able to hear screams. Not that anyone's gonna be screaming,
but this is what I see as climate prepping. Mark
Zuckerberg is climate prepper, and he's like, I'm going to
go anywhere, and I'm gonna have a compound for me
and my whole family and all my servants. Yeah. I mean,
there is a really good New York article a couple
of years ago about how like tech billionaires and tech
(05:16):
bros are some of the biggest climate preppers. Like they're
all but they're prepping not by pushing for regulation or
trying to like get rid of fossil fuels, but by
just buying land in Washington and Canada, Yes, exactly, because
that's where it's going to be really nice New Zealand too, apparently,
So they're really they know what's happening, they're preparing for it,
but they also want you to know that they hate you, right.
(05:39):
I think that's nice though, that they're buying the land.
I think that's very kind of them, you know what
I'm saying, because they could just like go to space,
but it's like, nah, we're gon, We're gonna still. You
know what, maybe Mark Zuckerberg will let me camp on
his land for like a billion dollars a year, I think,
and I think, you know what, looking at your outfit today,
you can afford it, and I think that I can.
It's gonna be good. I can't wait to to be
(06:00):
his little camper. I will say, and this is, you know,
a podcast, but you are always one of our best dressed.
Thank you style I got. This shirt is from Forever
twenty one. Bankrupt. Yeah they're bankrupt. You heard they're going
there about to declare bankruptcy. How does that mean everything
is made from slave labor? Right? I know that's what bankrupt.
(06:23):
These people are like uber, Yeah, the slaves wanted ten
cents more. The books can handle it. What is something
you think is overrated? Overrated? I think having the so
you know, it was just Labor Day yesterday it was
and uh, I think the September Labor Day is fucked.
Labor Day is May one, that's the International Labor Day
(06:45):
International one. It is the International Workers Day. Americans do
that well because organized labor in this country was brutally
suppressed and the employers were like, let's make another labor
day that's not one in international solidarity with the entire
are arrest of the world. So they made it September
first Monday in September. I've just mention I've learned so much.
(07:06):
I am full of information, especially about labor stuff. You're
you're very informed on on labors. Yeah, we're around. You
funk with unions. I do funk with unions. I don't
think that unions are inherently left this, but I work
with unions. I would love to be in a union.
Who should I vote for in the guild? Oh, let's
talk about this off the here. I'm trying to get
(07:27):
a job. These people are vindictive. So when did when
did unions officially like go out of fashion? Was it
just when Reagan crushed the when Reagan crushed them? Yeah? Yeah,
Well basically, like you know, I'm not I am not
an expert on the history of American labor, but I
do know that there was like a huge resurgeons in
(07:49):
the early nineteen hundreds. Is also when there was a
lot of like violent anarchist activity in ways like Chicago. Right, So,
like with industrialization, there's like a very strong labor movement.
People fucking struck and fought and died for an eight
hour work day, you know, which we now take for granted.
You know, like there didn't used to be a na
or work day. They didn't needs to be weekends. So
like people really fought for all this stuff, and kind
of early nine undreds and then basically from the fifties onward,
(08:14):
you know, the government was more like breaking down unions
and um antitrust laws were either repealed or just you know,
not renewed, relaxed so that monopolies could grow. But like
in the early era of like industrialization, when they were
like trains and stuff, They're all these trains were getting big,
you know, there are all these monopolies, and then the
government was like, well we have to break these up,
(08:34):
and that helped organize labor. But then um, you know,
eventually they were like, oh this is pretty cool. Is
it going to continue to be a push pool? Like
do you think, like, because I was reading this, dude
just wrote an article. He created the show Good Trouble,
but he wrote. Really, I was like, let me see
what this dude was talking about. A really good article
and I was like, Okay, let me see, let me
see what he has to say about unions. And I
(08:55):
read and I was like, Oh, this is actually really
profound and like he was kind of talking about how
it feels like now a lot of people, especially with
the Trump administration the Bush administration, are working really hard
to relax and like you said, reveal some of that
ship and that now is the time where we can
either like not let that happen or it's going to
go too far. The airline strike that's going on now
(09:16):
is like a big example of that. Like Unite here
is a union of airline workers from many different airlines
and they're right now trying to fight for like like
what is it United? I think is paying people and
they're making billions and billions of profits. So stuff like
that is kind of like it's coming down to the
line where people are like, well, we're getting fucked so bad.
We don't have any choice but to do the ship
(09:38):
anymore because you just can't live. You know, these are
people working two jobs and still not making enough to live.
That's insane. Do We think it was part of like
a conscious strategic decision to make Labor Day like kind
of a shitty holiday where it's the end of summer,
like it like makes you rest a little bit, and
(09:59):
they're instead of making at the beginning of the summer.
They first it's Beltane. You know, it's the horniest day
of the year. It's like a magic days. Beltane is
like the it's like a pagan thing. It's just like
a pagan celebration. The first it's not the first day spring.
It's halfway between the spring solstice and the I'm sorry,
(10:20):
the spring equinox in the summer solstice. Right, It's the
day that I'm always horny is it's a big, big
horn watch out for me, people. I've been keeping a
log of my horn level. Yeah. Off the charts today.
What is something you think is underrated? Um? I think
the New Looney Tunes is underrated. The New Looney Tune
is about to come out and it's really good from
(10:41):
what I've seen. Is a film. No, they're making new
Looney Tunes shorts and they're not sucking it up. Huh,
this is a reboot. They're not sucking up. They're doing
great I was really good writers and cartoonists. Warner Brothers
can make no mistake, and I think HBO Max will
be a hit. I have said that for no other
reason than the fact that I believe that to be true.
(11:03):
On the record, that's right, and are so it's got
all the all the old standbys. It's not. It's not
fully out yet, but um, I've seen a couple of
the preview ones and they've done a redesign of the characters.
But the redesigns don't suck. I mean, I'm just like
I'm thrown. It looks new, but it's good. It like
maintains the pace and ship. There's a new ever fun.
(11:24):
There's new Bugs Bunny. I like, does Bugs Bunny have
a six pack? And like is he jacked? You'll have
to watch it vape, that's my most important question. Yeah,
I mean bunny vaping instead of a carrot and then
it blows his head off, but he's just covered. And
have you seen that double barrel vape? No thing? Yeah,
it's like it looks like it's got those um you know,
(11:47):
the holes three fingers or it kind of looks like
breas knuckles but then just instead of breast knuckles is
two vapes next to each other and they connect into
one port, so you could vape cartridges at once. That's great,
it's really good. What is a myth? What's something people
take his treating? People think Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and
I just want to say, that's definitely not true. It's
(12:07):
beneficially declared. What's the latest on that. What's you're thinking?
What adapt to you as being particularly suspicious? Like every
billionaire in the world wanted him dead. That's the main
one is like there are just too many people with
too many motives. If he did kill himself, then it
was like clearly part of an organized thing where you know,
(12:31):
he was allowed to kill himself. I don't think that's
out of the question. I think he might have liked
done it in a request. Uh well, somebody sent InterQuest
and he was like yeah, yeah, yeah cool. But I
don't think so. I don't think like that guy wanted
to inseminate the world too badly to him himself. That's
my thought. Yeah, I mean he was he was focused
on like a narcissistic form of immortality, like that was
(12:53):
what as opposed to the other forms of immortality, which
are very noble, spiritual. You can have self esteem, immortality
be I guess I'll stay around, yeah, like a depressed vampire.
Um whatever, Um, yeah, I I find it. I just
you know, I've been going to in and Out too much.
(13:14):
I've been thinking about that picture and it just makes
me want to go to in and out. And it's
not a coincidence, you know. So that is his uh
friend and fellow snapper young women, uh, and she like
put out this picture that was hurt and you know,
I talked about this on the podcast. We have this
all I've been thinking about for like three weeks. But
(13:35):
do we I don't think we were clear on like
what the motives were behind the picture, behind them photoshopping
that picture. Is it just that she wanted to throw
people off the scent? My my thought is, and there
are a lot of different theories about this, but it
seems like the most likely one is it was an
old picture of her at an in and out where
she was clearly with somebody else for lawyer Lesafian, because
(13:59):
the dog that she's with is her lawyer's dog, and um,
the dog has his own Instagram, so it's not hard
to identify the dog and whose dog it is. There's
like a second tray of food in the picture that
was photoshopped out, and in the other pictures on the
New York Post server you can see like something really
bad photoshop or stuff was photoshopped out that you're like,
this sucks. They didn't publish those pictures, but they're on
(14:20):
the server and they're like, do you look at them? Yeah? Wait?
So was the New York Post involved with I mean,
I don't know, or they just got bad versions and
were like, we can't print this, we can't print this.
I think they um, I think they got those pictures
and they were like, this is the one that looks
the most decent. Will print it, because later they could
go back and be like, well, it turns out this
picture was old, but they've already printed and they've already
(14:43):
got the views. But the other thing is Julne Maxwell's
dad also like was like big buddies with Rooper, her doc,
and when they first put the story out, they had
this whole thing about how like you know, some guy
found her at this in and Out and approached her
and took the picture and asked, sure what the book
was that she was reading? Because in the pictures. You
can't see the title, and she was like, I'm reading
(15:05):
this book about dead c I a members and he
was like okay, and then told the New York Post
this and they were like, we believe you. And then
later people kind of pointed out that that was like
a weird thing and they took that out of the story.
They were like, oh, just just kidding. I think the
most suspicious thing is that she was at in and Out. Well,
(15:25):
she was an in and out by herself, reading a book.
Who does that that the food there is trash? Hey?
Whoa hold on? I've been going there for a lot
of milkshakes thinking about this picture, thinking about what it means.
You're not eating the food. You're not eating burgers. I
like in and out. I like in and out. See
if she was out of shakesheck, I'd be riding with it.
(15:46):
I'd be like, not, that's real. I did go to
shake Shack also because of the picture, because I was like,
I want to go to In and Out and I
was like, you know what I need frozen version? Yeah?
Um yeah. And maybe that's as close as she gets
to eating fast food as being like photoshopped into I mean,
who knows, like, so I think I do think that
it was to throw them off and to make law
(16:08):
enforcement look for her in l A when she was
leaving the country via another another route. There are also
the stories that she was hold up in her boyfriend's
house and she hadn't been there for like months or something.
Uh so she's probably somewhere else now still, but are
they actively looking Is it just the media looking or
(16:31):
the law enforcement is looking for her? I believe like
she's not. I don't think they have a warn out
for her rest, but nobody knows where she is. I'll
tell them, I'll tell them where she got. But they
gotta let go of this fast stuff, right right, all right,
let's talk about the vaping scare that's happening. I ain't scared.
(16:53):
I ain't scared. No vape ABC News. So I randomly
like had to switch cars with my wife this week,
and right that's as close as I get to a
wife swap. And the ABC like there's this like ABC
News streaming thing that I just keep on to kind
(17:15):
of hear what regular mainstream news is about. And all
they're talking about this week is like vapes are making
people sick. Vapes are poisoning people, and it didn't talk
about right, well, no, they're actually talking about th HC
vapes that uh include th HC. And it didn't make
sense because it was like this sudden rash of people
(17:38):
like having to be hospitalized and one person died in
Illinois from like a lung infection of some sort, and
it seemed like the sort of like media panic that
you see when like there's a new technology and people
are like, the Internet is poisoning children, like when like
weed was legalized in a couple of places in Maurene.
Doubt was like I had an edible and I got
(17:59):
upset and I don't yeah, and am I having a
heart attack? I can hear my heart beating. That's my
favorite Dowd call because it's just about her fucking curled
up on a bed being too high. But apparently so,
there's a health warning that they released that specifically says
people who use vape should not buy people who use
(18:22):
vape should not buy products off the street, modify e
cigarette products, or at any substances that are not intended
by the manufacturer. The FBI said, but that I didn't
know that was even a thing that people are doing.
People are hacking and modern Yeah, so what are the
kids today? They can't help but hacking, mad Jack. That's
(18:45):
just that's just how they live. That is how they live.
They they chopped the screw. So is it people are
dealing vapes on the street, dealing like vape pens. Absolutely,
I guess vape pens. Yeah, absolutely. People can't sell them
loose though, you got to sell them into pat right. Yeah.
There's just a lot of like really you know, low
(19:05):
quality vape cartridges and stuff and weird flavors and things
that are cheap and you know, it's a bunch of
burning councules. We're missing the real story here, Jack, we're
listening the real story. They don't want to talk about
how that people were signing up to vote at these
vape stores and now these news stories are coming out
that vape is killing you, that's what's happening. Who is
that based on the Papaye's kid. It's ridiculous. It's a
(19:26):
made up story. But uh yeah, I don't know. I
do wonder how much how much ABC News is like
just praying on the fears of parents and actually a crisis.
I've never heard of bootleg vapes I don't know why
you need a bootleg vape when you can literally go
anywhere and buy a vape. Bootleg vapes actually used to
(19:48):
be more of a problem before we had vapes here.
Like I remember when Canadian only people that had been
in Canada had vapes because that was the only place
you could get them, and they would bring them down
and it was like, you know, you couldn't replace the
battery because it was a Canadian battery. You know. It
was like again, it was just like it was less regulated,
but it was legal, and now it's legal. So yeah,
why would you write like this news story like sort
of tied in like you know, you I assumed it
(20:09):
was like jewel and like all the products that you
see in a seven eleven, But it seems like this
is more like not those things and having just like
when there was like K two. Yeah, I think so
it was like when there was you know, the marijuana
poisoning people. Do you ever did you ever like that
or see anybody sucked up? I funked with it once.
(20:30):
It doesn't do anything. It doesn't really do anything. I
knew a guy who like did a bunch of it,
and I think he just kind of had like a
weird reaction where like he just felt kind of crazy.
You know, it wasn't like weed at all, and his
sweat smelled like weird chemicals. It's really garbage. Yeah, but yeah,
I think it's essentially you're absolutely I think it's all bullshit. Man,
(20:52):
These vapes are everywhere. I literally saw this homeless man
at seven eleven the other day who was trying to
buy an Android charger and they're just like, we don't
have that into charger. He's like damn. I like yeah,
so yeah, I mean I guess. Uh. Super producer DJ
Daniel was saying that the origin of vaping was like
you had a battery and then you had the vape juice,
(21:15):
and like you mixed them together, got a little bottle
of vape juice with a little dropper and you unscrew
your vapetop and yeah, so it was a very hackable
thing where you're like add some lemon juice, bro throw
anything in there. Yeah. But now that there is this
more mainstream vape solution of cartridges, of cartridges right like
(21:37):
you buy from the store, that that portion of the
vape community has gone to the dark side. Uh yeah,
so I don't know. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
(22:02):
Joe Biden, ma'am, what a what a? What a? What a?
What a? What a? What a? What a? What about
that's a beat right there? Yeah, that somebody make that beat.
So he uh told this really heart breaking story about
having like going over to I think Afghanistan to pin
(22:25):
a medal on a Navy captain who had repelled down
a sixty ft ravine under fire, and like he peppered
this entire story with like God's on his truth, swear
to God, not a joke. Like he kept saying stuff
like that. Uh. And this is the God's truth my
word as a Biden, which is I say that all
(22:47):
the time. Uh. And almost every detail of the story
appears to be incorrect, according to a Washington Post story, Okay,
hold up, hold up. I know I do this a
lot as a bit, but this is a for real thing.
Memory is kind of wild because sometimes I'll be chilling
at my house and I'll be like, man, I remember
(23:08):
like going and like saving the world from this thing.
But then I realized that I'm just remembering the movie
and that I didn't actually do that. Yeah, no, no, no no,
for Sun for president, absolutely absolutely every day. Memory is
extremely fallible. I don't think he did this on purpose.
I don't think he was like, I'm going to go
out there and fool them all. I think he is
(23:29):
just too trusting of his memory or else he would didn't.
He also say that some planned kids visited him in
office he was vice president and it was another mass shooting.
So I mean, it's not like, yeah, it's just he
is old. He's old, but he's always been this like
that's every time he runs for president. He gets caught
(23:52):
up in saying ship that isn't true, and it's just
like his mind is like putting blender. Yeah, that's just
like putting all the different little details into into stories
to make them better. And yeah, that's the plot of
the movie Code Named the Cleaner? Is it? Yeah? With
Center the Entertainer and Lucy lou Go ahead and watch it.
It's available on HBO. Did you do you have a piece?
(24:15):
Do you have points? On the back end of the
name the Cleaner? What are you talking about? To check
it out? Will be available on HBO Max. Go ahead,
watch the episode of Friends and then Code name the
cleaner right afterwards. But it just seems like this is
because so this is now like a month strength that
he's been getting criticized for this sort of thing, and
(24:36):
it just seems like he like he it's not a
thing where he can cut down on the amount of
bullshit that isn't It's like the more he talks, you're
just gonna get forty percent bullshit, and if he talks less,
you're gonna get bullshit, but it'll be a smaller sample size.
But like that's well, he's a lot like Trump, or
like that's why they put Trump in front of the
(24:57):
helicopters all the time to talk to the press, because
they're hoping that the press just won't hear what he's saying,
because they know that once he starts talking, he's just
going to say some crazy bullshit. And now now he
just yells in front of that You didn't know about this.
He's always talking because they're hoping the helicopter will drown
him out. This is what he does, and Obama didn't
do that. That's true. He was always talking out a
(25:19):
podium in front of a microphone because he could be
trusted to speak to America but Trump is always like,
you know, that's so true, damn, And he thinks it's powerful,
Like I mean because he's like I'm about to get
into his helicopter, and i mean think about, like what
is a better indication of what Trump wants to look
(25:40):
like that he's always been true to the apprentice and
he like walks out of a helicopter at the beginning
of that. I think they're really cool. Yeah, he thinks
getting into the helicopter or the coolest things. He also
seems low key brilliant. Yeah, he is. Did you see
that tweet about Christian jilibrand was pull it up? I
talked about that yesterday. It was he was like, I'm
(26:03):
glad nobody ever figured out that she was the one
I was most afraid of, like back out, such a
shitty move that team wrote it kind of funny. Yeah,
I mean it's but what's when's the what's the last thing? Like,
what's the last thing that Joe Biden can mess up?
(26:24):
And then we're gonna be like all right, this due's
brain is like what if like next month He's just like,
you know, there was a presidential candidate that's going around
telling false stories and we had in his memory mixed up?
Will that be like the last star? I was like,
all right, this dude, his brain is so. I mean
the thing that that is, the question that this Washington
Post article asks is like, does this ship matter anymore?
With a like now that Trump's been go ahead and
(26:46):
say yes. I'm gonna say yes. It matters that Trump
is still talking like this, and it matters that Biden
talks like this, like I don't think we should have
a president that says incomprehensible it should be comprehensible bullshit. Yeah.
I mean, Trump, first of all, seems very tired. There
were some press conferences where people did side by side
(27:06):
like what he seemed like at the beginning of his
first presidential campaign and now he's just sounds like he's
running out of batteries. Yeah, well, he's very tired for
yelling in front of all those But Trump Trump lies
about stuff that actually has stakes, and Biden lies about
stuff that just like makes him look like it just
(27:28):
kind of supports his idea of what America is and
his place in it. So it's like it's not really
high stakes stuff, but it could easily end up being
high stakes stuff. So My favorite thing about Joe Biden
is that, um, he wrote in his book that Obama
basically begged him not to run for president and it
(27:48):
was like, you know, don't do it, and he was like,
but I knew he wanted me to. Yeah, okay, So
Joe Biden released this ad that was like, Medicare for
all is bad because, um, my son bow died and
was helped by Obamacare, and so Obamacare is good and
for some reason, Medicare for all would be insulted his memory.
(28:11):
It doesn't really make any sense, but yeah, he released
his dad like sometime last week, and yeah, it was
about how his son died and was helped by Obamacare
in his final days, and so Obamacare is good enough
in Medicare for all would be a bad idea, and
it's like unnecessary slash insult to my dead son's memory. Um.
But it turns out that in his book he wrote
that when his son became sick, his medical bills were
(28:34):
not actually paid by Obamacare but by Obama personally. Obama
was like, let me help you out, Joe. Is that
not how Obamacare works? I thought he just paid for
our healthcare. Obama just pays for our healthcare he pays.
But yeah, apparently Joe Biden was like, oh, you know,
we'll take out a second mortgage on our house or whatever.
And Obama was like, no, no, it's cool. I got you.
(28:56):
Even Joe Biden could not navigate the healthcare system in
this country when he was vice president. Jesus Christ, that's bleak. Yeah,
it's really sad. But now he's like bow would have
wanted you to pay a premium. So Edgar asked before
we were recording, who I thought the last three people
(29:18):
were going to be? And it's been the last three
Democrats like in the race, and not the last people
on earth. You did not understand whatsoever? Yeah, still same answer,
Ernie Sanders. So Biden has been sort of a default answer.
But now it's starting to I'm starting to wonder, like
can this dude last? A man like bloom is off
(29:40):
the Rose Man? Yeah, I mean, what do you think?
I think he's out? Man? I feel like it's kind
of like, you know, when everyone's gambling on horses and
shipped and they goes, this horse is going to clearly
make it, and then you watched the race and that
horse has got its ass beat, Like that's the Democratic race, right,
Joe Biden, everyone's like holding him up. I really think
it's gonna be Warren, Sanders and Harris, which I like
(30:02):
because it's old white Jewish man, white woman and black women.
This is gonna be opinionated, right, this is going to
be a thing in and that's what we're looking for.
Those open Oh they're going to be hot. Yeah. Is
Bernie Sanders the easiest presidential candidate to impersonate? I feel like, no, no, no, no,
(30:24):
I don't think so. Who's easier? Howard Dean? Bill Clinton?
Bill Clinton is very easy. Bill Clinton is very easy
because he's just a relaxed, like how Bill Clinton impression is,
You're like, I'm Southern and I just came. I'm Southern
and I just came, and you do the hand thing
with them and then you know, and that's and then
you say I did not And that's the whole thing.
(30:46):
It's funny that you said just came. Because Clinton, one
of the details you find out about, like when you
look into the Lewinsky thing is that he would never
come because he thought that it was like like released
his power and he got like shout for not. Yeah,
he was a no fat guy. Damn, bro, that makes respect.
And then the like blue dress when he blew fly
(31:07):
on the dress that was that was his downfall and
he was like I broke a personal rule and like
that when he was upset about coming. So yeah, bro,
if he had kept this no FAP ship, who knows
where the world totally George Bush, who do you think
we would have gone straight from Bill to Hillary? Why not?
(31:29):
Why not? Well, we would have gone Bill to Gore
to Hillary. It just would have been Bill, Gore, Hillary
and then Chelsea probably right, oh and then and the
Chelsea would be the best ones. I'm still waiting for
her to enter this race. I mean, come on, after
that girl schooled her in the schoolyards, she ain't going nowhere.
After she and Joline Maxwell was at her her wedding.
(31:52):
I love that is amazing. Also, oh god, what was
it I wrote? Was reading about Chelsea Clinton? Chelsea Clinton
speaking of rich people's houses. Chelsea Clinton's house is an
entire city block in New York. It's like it's it's
an apartment building, but only as four apartments and each
one is like a block long, and it's crazy. Their
bedroom is the length of the block. Yeah, and that's
(32:13):
kind of dope though. I mean it sounds great. Don't
you look at well sometimes and be like, you know what,
I get it? Oh? Absolutely? Actually in New York City,
I'm like, yeah, that'd be great. I would love to
live in this whole block. Yeah, I found the cult brothers.
I'm like, of course, I don't want trains to exist.
This is sucking up my money, right, What the hell
there relatable? If nothing else? So I wanted to talk
(32:35):
about this CBP officer who denied a visa to a
Palestinian student who is going to Harvard. It happened last week,
but it's just a crazy story that we never got
around to covering. Uh So, this seventeen year old student
from Palestine by way of Lebanon had his visa canceled
(32:55):
at Logan Airport in Boston after facing our is of interrogation.
And the reason that the CBP officer gave was because
his friends had criticized the US government on social media.
So like they took his phone, they took his computer,
(33:16):
and he hadn't liked, he hadn't even He was way
more careful than I have been on social media, and
he was exactly well see this. This story is bad
because now every immigrant mom is like cheering and going,
you see, I told you you are the friends that
I told you, Ed, guy, you are the friends that
you keep, And it's like, damn, she was right. Yeah,
(33:40):
just just be friends with your mom and her friends.
That's all, just like your mom's posts. Yeah. Um, Trump's
assistant has been resigned. I guess from her position. I
believe she was resigned. She was on vacation, she was active. Yeah,
(34:01):
I don't know how much she had to do with it,
but apparently something happened with regards to how she shares
information about his family. Yeah. So this is an assistant
whose name I had heard before. The Root called it
the whitest white woman name of all time. Uh, it's
like Madeline Vanderhoot or something like that. Very waspy. But
(34:25):
she is the one who reportedly wept openly the night
of the election when it became clear that he was
gonna win. So I and they said it was his
longtime personal assistant, so I assumed it was like a
older woman. She's twenty eight, this personal assistant, So she
was like, I guess twenty five at the time, and
(34:46):
was just like fuck, Her name is Madeline wester How
wester hoo, yeah, wester how whatever it is. It is
a very waspy name. She was a d n or
r n C person like head of the other. She's
been now, she's been fired. Now, she's been fired for
sharing information about the family. Yes, we all know what
(35:08):
that information was. I don't what do you think it is?
His dick size, bro, I think that's next to my
Google search history. Yeah, I didn't even know that that
was a recent revelation. God, one of the best. Sorry
to started Epstein everyone again, but one of the best
parts of like reading all the testimonies, like all those
(35:29):
women describing his dick exactly the same way, right, egg shaped,
egg shaped, Yeah, like you know the whole you know.
Everyone's like, oh, these women just want money, and I'm
like this, women had to fucking egg shaped dick so
many times, an egg an egg shapped dick that couldn't
fully get erect. That it gets bigger as it goes down,
(35:49):
it gets no, it's it's small at the bottom, okay,
gets big in the middle, and then get small again
at the top. It sounds like a real curse. She's well,
you know, you got a wide basse, right, he has
a wide bass. He has a wide basse, right. Well, yeah,
(36:10):
his base of support is yeah, that's like, that's a
that's a problem, man, have a lot of problems back
to have Yeah, And I'm not trying to body shame
anybody's dick. You respect your dick. The dick. You've got
to be proud of it. Seriously. Just know that if
you rape a bunch of people, they'll describe it to
the world. There you go. Absolutely. Bosonaro. Guys, let's talk
(36:32):
about boy now that man. I like that Sergio Mendez.
But we have to close out this section on thin
skinned men by talking about Bolsonaro. You know, used to
be a YouTube guy. Bolsonaro was a YouTube right winger
(36:52):
in Brazil before he became the Brazilian fucking attempted president.
I love a success story. I bet he was a
failed comedian. That's that's he does do some stand up.
He did some stand up. He was like, I'm bigger
than this, right, You'll ever be looking at the Amazon
and be like this ship could be gone. Some people
(37:12):
look at the comedy seller and they go, I'm going
to take that was like, the Amazon will be my
legacy destroying it. So one of the conditions that he's
given on accepting the twenty million dollars, which obviously is
not enough, but it's what is was being offered last
week when he turned it down to fight the Amazon
(37:34):
fires was no, no, no, here's the thing. But he
started the Amazon fires, right, So I don't know if
like fighting is and I mean not to nippick, you know,
to stop the because people have described them as wildfires
and they're not there arson. The government endorsed arson. These
fires were set on purpose. This is not like, oh
(37:55):
it's on fire as a result of global warming. It's
on fire to create more armland. So anyway, sorry, go on.
So someone was like twenty million dollars to not destroy
one of the world's largest producers of oxygen, right, and
I think to help try and get the current what
what is currently on fire under control? And uh, he
said he wouldn't take it unless it was Manuel McCrone
(38:20):
who was making the offer, And he said he wouldn't
accept it unless McCrone apologized to him. And the thing
that he was asking him to apologize to him about
was that McCrone had basically taken offence when Balsonaro made
fun of mccrone's wife. He was basically like, don't humiliate
(38:44):
the guy. Ha ha when somebody talked about how his
wife is old and uh wife is old, Yeah, she
is older and uh. Mcron was like, what can I
tell you? It's sad. It's sad for him and for Brazilians.
I think that brazil and women are probably ashamed to
read that their president has done that, which is like,
make this comment and like laugh at somebody making fun
(39:07):
of mccrone's wife. Um, and Bilsonaro's like basically wants him.
This is the worst beef. I'm sorry, I know he
wants he's burning down the Amazon for this. Yeah, he
wants him to drop a track. He wants him to
basically be like, I'm sorry for objecting to you calling
(39:29):
my wife old and ugly, which is such a like
petty shitty move. But don't you kind of hope that
he wins though, No, what just to hear somebody apologize
for that ship and give you money, that's wild. Yeah,
I mean it would be a new level of awfulness.
But it'd be cool if he and McCrone just went
(39:50):
into the fires. It would be a good way to
one person goes in, are two people go when one
comes out? Have you all ever seen the movie Lost
City of Z? Yeah, I have Last City of Z.
That's very British. Well that's how it's pronounced. Jack City
is Z is what other people might have heard it
(40:10):
pronounced as. But with the dude from Sons of Anarchy, oh,
Spider Man, Yeah, it's good. But it's about this dude
who like explores the Amazon and stuff like that and
was the first person to be like, yo, I think
Brown people built cities first, and everyone was like, ain't
no way that's true. He's like, dude, I went and
I saw them, and they're like you gotta go back. Yeah,
(40:33):
They're like you gotta go back and prove it. And
then he goes back and he doesn't come back. Yeah
that they Yeah, the the idea that they had any
sort of advanced civilization, yeah impossible. Uh and we should
do that with mccron and uh you know who should
do that door And we're going to talk a little
bit about that in a moment, But first we're gonna
(40:54):
take another break and we're back and briefly we're gonna
check in with our us open correspondent Egar mont Plasier,
what's going on in the US Open of Tennis, Serena
(41:15):
Willingson keep beating up on these white ladies. And that's
been Edgar, that's been our coverage in the US Open. Uh,
let's talk about do your you guys. Uh, they've got
a new ad. Uh that is which the Jewish one?
Which do you or I don't know? Is there's two drs,
(41:36):
two doors. There's Muslim de your Jewish der and Christian
der Hi. It's not the best in the bids for nothing, Uh,
thank you. So they've got a new ad that is
a Native American doing a ceremonial dance. Uh that it
(41:57):
says we are the Land, and the text that appears
alongside it says an authentic journey deep into the Native
American soul in a sacred founding and secular territory. What more,
yes more to come September one, Um, yes, no, no,
(42:18):
no, no no, no no more appropriation? Uh the now this
so this is a a perfume or cologne. I'm not
sure which I no. No, So we are the Land
is just the idea, okay, obviously no, but so this
(42:38):
this scent sums up the idea of Native Americans being
the land does smell like blood, probably a little bit.
There's like blood mixed with passion fruit. Um. But so
this is a scent uh that is called savage. It's
(43:00):
basically savage with a you added. So we found a
longer version of the ad that gives it context. And
the way that we get context is we see Johnny Depp, yes,
Johnny Depp, walking through a desert with an electric guitar
finally uh, and he looks up startled like a mercat.
(43:24):
And then there is a young attractive woman in like
a wolf for who like looks up at him startled,
like what is he doing here? Is she on all fours?
Or she standing? She's I think she's standing. It's it's
actually right, uh. And then Johnny Depp shreds a nasty
(43:46):
guitar solo in the middle of the desert, and then
they cut to that dude doing the ceremonial dance, and
then what happens. We are she's just there, you know,
does she enjoy the shredding or she like it's hard
to say. She I think she's just aware of his presence,
but she's not actually like spatially there, it's more like
(44:08):
she's the spirit of the land right exactly. Um WI,
what's up with that? What's going on there? I don't know.
It's it's hard to say, let's rewrite this ad, bro, please,
So it should start in darkness and then a light
comes in. Right then you hear the howling of a wolf,
and then you cut to that lady right, and then
(44:31):
she's like, she's on all fours because she's a wolf.
It'll be crazy she was walking. If she was walking,
that's a whole different commercial. So she's all all four
if she's exactly, it's a world and where animals are walking,
and then that's not a world we want to live in, right.
So then Johnny Depp comes out of the ground and
he's crushing it on the guitar solo. But then someone
(44:53):
stops him and it's Elizabeth Warren and she says, I
should be playing the guitar right, And then she takes
guitar and keeps playing it right. The results of her
DNA test flash on the screen, mind, just to make
sure everyone knows we know who she is. She's legit.
And then all of a sudden, I'm trying to think
of where I can take this commercial to where it's
(45:15):
not problematic. Well, uh, we want a suggestion? Yeah, the
wolf girl um whips out a bass tread together yea yeah,
like beautiful music, like when Red Hot Chili Peppers was
playing at the Slawson Castle. And then the guitars in
the basis, I don't know the basis. His name, his
name is Flee, I don't know the guitars is the name,
(45:35):
but they were they were they Ain't that the lead singer? Yeah?
It doesn't he play guitar? Ain't that the guitarists? Okay,
Joon Favre, But that's not right. Isn't that the drummer?
And they're just playing with each other? I was looking
at a trace Cyrus Tray. Serris has a lot of
(45:58):
portraits of named Americans on him. A guy who grew
up in a white guy who grew up in Tennessee
and then now lives in La. Right, how are you
how's he supposed to show respect? I mean, I don't
That's a question I'm always asking, right, exactly, Trace, how
do I show respect for a race? I'm not get
a tattoo? That's right? Well, that's why I got so
(46:18):
many tattoos of white people on my body. Uh. Speaking
of white people, let's talk about Cadbury, because they have
attempted to kind of address racism bring immunity to the
world through what they're calling their Unity bar. Uh. And
(46:39):
it is all the different shades of chocolate that they
make in one bar. Uh and Jack, I'm done. Yeah. So,
so you got the white chocolate in this picture that
they've chosen to put at the top, the white chocolate.
It's all it's it's which way you look at it.
(47:02):
Is it a bar? It is a bar. It's a
chocolate bar. That is it looks like a oh I see,
it's like a It looks like a regular chocolate bar
with a little squares. But it's a gradient. It's a gradient.
That's right. That was the word I was searching for.
It looks like a makeup palette. It looks like a
makeup palette for like different skin tones and goes you know,
those are the colors, goes from real pale to real dark.
(47:24):
It's like a mac Foundation picture right now. This is
not the first time that Cadbury has attempted to compare
their chocolate to skin color. They also had an ad
where They compared one of their chocolate bars to Naomi
Campbell by saying it was like a a diva move over, Naomi,
(47:49):
there's a new diva in town. And it was a
chocolate bar and she she was, you know, thought that
that was racist. And so they they've already had that
in their mind, like, Okay, that's not a good thing
to do, ever, to compare skin color to chocolate. And
then they did this. I don't know, man, Cadbury seems
(48:10):
like a pretty woke chocolate company. To me, this is
totally working on me. I think that this is a beautiful,
you know, display of racial harmony through colonialist chocolate, and uh,
that's all I need. I'm offended because I can't eat chocolate.
As listeners of culture Kings would know, I'm definitely allergic
to chocolate. Yeah, so I'm offended that, you know, it
(48:33):
would make such a woke bar that you can't eat.
I can't enjoy it. I can only And what sucks
is that I can only eat the white version of
it because it doesn't have actual chocolate in it. What
do you think of white chocolate? My comments will be
set off the air? What I love it? So this
was also done in India. This is like part of
(48:55):
an India the ready they released this bar, particularly in India,
and people have noted that the even though it has
all the different types of chocolate, they're still segregated and
that is probably not a great look for India or
really any racist country anywhere in the world. Um So,
(49:16):
what the bar really shows us is that, um people
are a spectrum, but they should stay on their end
of the should stay inside. There a little square of sweetness.
So do you do you like? What's your favorite candy? Egger? Oh? Well, see,
I'm not really a sweets person. I like sour punch draws,
(49:37):
I like starbursts, and I like white chocolate reces h. Alright, guys,
it's time for another edition of what We're Fucking With.
Usually Miles comes in as like with with with, I
thought we were going to I'm not Miles, so fuck you? Uh, Eggar,
(50:01):
you want to open us up? What's something You're I'm
fucking with? Three things? First is the show south Side.
And as you guys know, people who are big time
fans o G fans know that every season I pick
a show that I say, everyone watched this show and
if it gets canceled. I'll fight you and every season,
y'all let me down. Y'all let the Mare get canceled,
(50:22):
y'all let Detroitters get canceled. But this time, y'all did
not let me down. Yeah, they already ordered The South
Side got renewed for a second season. Baby. I mean,
this is kind of against brand for you, though, I know,
because it didn't get canceled, and I'm not allowed to
be sad. I was very prepared for it to get canceled.
But apparently it's doing very well in the black market
(50:43):
for Comedy Central, which just simply means they're watching it.
Oh Man, speaking of the Detroitters, that show is so
so good. And I told y'all don't let it get canceled.
I came on this very show and I said that,
and I went and canceled it before even watching it.
I now regret that decision. Do you have uh something?
(51:07):
What I'm working with? Absolutely? Um working with a few things.
Number one, putting your face masks in the fridge. If
you have sheet masks, but I'm in the fridge it's
hot out. Put your face wipes in the fridge. If
you kept cleansing wipes it's so nice. Um. I got
a really good comic book called Bicycle Day by Brian Blomerth.
Put that in the fridge. Yeah, you can put that
(51:28):
in the fridge. Um. It's about Albert Hoffman discovering LSD.
And it's a really it's it's gorgeous. It's so just
really beautiful. Um. It's like they're all like these weird
sort of you know, goofy type dog people and you know,
the arts just great. I loved it a lot. Um
and um uh, you know, I'm always working with Means TV.
(51:49):
I'm always working with me and Stevie. I'm always on
here to tell you to subscribe to Mean Stevie. Please
give us some money because I'm about to make some
shows with them, and it's gonna come out of it's
gonna following Stevie on YouTube or Twitter or Instagram. Yeah. Yeah,
Bicycle Day. That's like an actual day on which Albert Hoffman,
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who was a chemist, right, Like that's actually how LSD
was discovered as he like touched some LSD in a
lab and then wrote his bicycle home and started tripping
like bycle right. Yeah. Yeah. In the book they talked
about how like there's kind of like two days so
like out the sorry April sixt I want to say um.
And this was in the late forties. He was like
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accidentally exposed to some and then he like went home,
was like dizzy. And then the next day he was like,
I think it was this stuff that made me dizzy.
I'm gonna sample an amount that could not possibly have
a strong effect on me, and it was like milligrams,
which we now know is like a lot of LSD.
So then yeah, he biked home and was like tripping
home hard. I thought he was dying, you know. Yeah.
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And then yeah, it's pretty it's pretty cool, and just
the art is so so good. The book's great. I've
never done l s D really, because there was this
dude in my class that did it a lot and
he would talk a lot. I said, I don't want
to do that, right, that's that's not my brand. There
was a guy in my class, d Ella Steel lot too,
and now he's like a famous DJ's his name. Shout
(53:13):
him out, Greg Jones. Shout out Greg Jones, DJ, Greg Jones,
You're famous DJ. Now. I looked him up because I
was like, my hop Greg Jones is okay, you know,
he like really did so many drugs. I was kind
of like, I hope that guy's all right. He's doing great. Yeah, Yeah,
it's just a psychoanat um. Last thing I'm sucking with
(53:34):
is I'm going on tour with Jake Flores, a comedian
for New York and uh he does pod Dame America.
If you like that podcast. Um, we're roast battling each
other at the world famous comedy Store. You can watch
that on periscope. By and then we're going Santa Cruz,
San Francisco, Oakland, Arcada. That's Humboldt County, Olympia, Portland, Seattle.
(53:57):
If you live in any of those cities, please come
watch this do comedy. He's are June dot com. That's
where you can find where we're doing comedy and how,
but not why. You'll have to come out to see why,
Edgar what else you? Uh? I did have two things.
I thought we were doing a round table, but you know,
I'm happy that I got all of hers out because
they were wonderful. They were. I'm also working with the
(54:20):
new bony Vera album. I I I I Yeah, and
that volume might have said that is the loudest that
is louder than the entire album. Uh spell it. It's
I and an I, but there is a comma ye
both little eyes. It's very good and the whole album
is about how our world is dying and we need
(54:40):
to wake up and do something. But you got to
read an article to get that. I'm more of a
bone Jovi fan. But bony Vera is also pretty good.
Well you draft for that. I'm there. Yeah, Hi, I'm
living on a prayer. I uh. I'm also watching Succession
(55:01):
season two. Baby, I love rich white people be getting
bad uh and they're bad. So that's great news for
you about our country. What. No, it's not as good,
not as well written. Character arcs are pretty predictable. But
it's very good. It's so good. It's so good. Tweet
(55:24):
at me who you think will run the company by
the end of the season, because I already know so
answer that first season one would be still the still
logan for those who haven't watched the first season and
wanted it spoiled by their favorite podcaster Jack Spoiler. But yeah,
tweet at me and tell me who you think, and
(55:46):
then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because
I know factually how do you know that, man, I'll
just be in these streets? Is that really how you
found HBO? Max? HBO Mac? Guys, we're gonna have friends.
No other streaming services gonna have we I mean they
are what am I saying? We I don't have anything
to do with it. They are going to have friends.
(56:08):
What other streaming services going to have friends? You're clearly
has some sort of points with HBO. They're bringing back
practical magic as a telesee. There we go, got somebody
in the room Boom, I'm subscribed. A show that I'm
I'm working with is a Dark on Netflix, the German
series length Donnie Darko. It's like which, by the way,
(56:31):
Donnie Darko doesn't really hold up, but it's like smart
in a dumb way. Hey hey, it's like dumb people
smart and I like it. You know what, let's not
say things that we're going to regret later. So Dark
is this German series that's all about like time travel
and okay, did you see south Land Tails? Know? What
(56:52):
a terrible movie that I've watched so many Uh, Donnie
Darko fucking blew my mind the first time I saw
watch south Land Tales? Why did you watch Donnie Darko,
but just as did you see a trailer and you
were like this looks good or you know, like I
think I saw it like when I was in high school,
like just because it had just come out like a
(57:13):
couple years of that generation, right of like all those
guys were like, yeah, well, what would Tarantino think about Finchers?
My dad actually not a big Fincher head, but that
was like my identity among my high school friends was
the guy who's not that into Fitch. No, but it
(57:37):
was there was like a time when you just like
saw whatever, like new indie movie people were talking about
Donnie Darko. Was that for a little because it came
out pretty soon after nine eleven? Yeah, so you saw
it in October two thousand one. Uh no, No, I
didn't see it in theater. So I just saw it
like on the VHS. Certainly totally. I went to Best Video. Wait,
(57:59):
so why why did juicee it? Oh? Because in I
was in middle school and uh, you know, one of
my teachers to you know, on the like last day
before break when you don't do anything, they showed us
October Sky and I was like, I'm going to fuck
Jake Jillen Hall and so then I was like, I
gotta find out what are the movies this guy has
been in. I watched Donnie Darko because I thought Jake
Jillen Hall was hot, and it really went a different direction.
(58:23):
You're like a like And I was like, what it's
probably like what it was like for those kids who
lost their mind over the Beatles being like cute boy
bands like Sergeant Peppers come there like oh um, yeah yeah,
he's like I am the egg Man, and I wanted
(58:45):
to fun this guy. Why are you the egg Man? Um? Also,
spin Drifts are come on better than Lacroix. They're not
the same thing, They're not at all, but they're so good.
They're really good. I can't stop drinking them. Like it's
it's a problem. Uh So that's where I'm at personally.
(59:05):
That's what you're unhappy Jack, unhappy with it? You drift,
You're living life like a forty five year old white
woman German Netflix shows why don't you like spin Drift
other than white chocolate? Reesiss is kind of a forty
five year old white really, then I'll own it. I
(59:26):
mean I also like Girls. Oh yeah, I love that show.
I watched it till the end. I didn't watch it
till the end. How's the last couple of seasons? I mean, look,
there's some banger episodes in that last season. But I'll
tell you that last episode that straight Do do. Yes,
it's not good, it's very bad. Wait, I'll tell you
(59:47):
I don't like spin Drift because if I want to
drink something with bubbles, it should be soda. I don't
want fake soda. Okay, so you don't like Lacroix either, No, yeah,
you know what I like? Okay? Oh yeah I do.
Everyone knows what I like. Baby Sprite, Gang for Life.
Yeah you said you don't have a sweet tooth, but
you drink sprite. If you're an adult who still drink spa,
Why do people keep saying that to me? Why do
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people say is a drink for kids? When did this happen?
It's a drink. Candy is a candy. It is candy.
It's candy with bubbles in it. Well, guys, it's been
so much fun having you both here. Sergem, where can
people find you? Follow you? Uh? Yeah? If you want
to watch some of my videos or look at where
(01:00:31):
I'm doing comedy and go to Hey Sara June dot
com h E y s A r A j U
n E. Hey Sara June is also my Instagram. You
can follow me there. It's also my Venomo handle. You
can venmo me some gas money because I'm driving to
Seattle pretty soon. Um so I would love it if
you had venm me. And that's it's pretty much it.
That's where all my seal killers you can oh, I will,
um they better watch out for me, dude. That's right, Hey,
(01:00:53):
cereal Killers, watch out for and uh YouTube dot com
slash means TV and that's going to be putting some
more ship out pretty soon there. And the idea behind
means TV is an entertainment cooperative, a worker own cooperative
of entertainment. And we make some political and some political entertainment,
starting a streaming platform in early getting some cool people
(01:01:14):
to make some stuff for us. The exciting news coming soon, Jack,
I cannot say right now, but is coming. I will
tease it. Here's me teasing teasing. I'm teased, Consider me teased.
Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? I mean, okay,
I'll be honest with you, Jack. My tweet of the
week was that Trump one about Christian Jill Brand. I
(01:01:34):
think that was one of the wets I've ever seen,
So I'm gonna go with that one where he said,
sad to hear Christian Jill Brand dropped out, Glad they
never found out she was the one I was really
afraid of exclamation points. Wow, chef's kiss? Uh? Where can
people find you? You can find me on Instagram at
awful Graham, on Twitter at Edgar Moezer learn how to
(01:01:55):
spell it. Uh. Then you can also find me. Well,
like I said, I've hiring from podcast. This is the
last podcast I'll ever appear on. So you can listen
to my old work over at the Culture Kings on
the House to Forks Network or the wocast over on
Stitcher Premium. Use code Wocast binge alving for free in
a week. Yeah, that's it. That's the only places you
(01:02:16):
can find me. Oh yeah, watch what has happened on Fox?
And is there a tweet you've been enjoying? I got
a couple. The first one is from at funk e McFly.
I just know Warrior'll be commenting on Mario's picks like okay,
Twin that ship killed me bro And then the other
(01:02:36):
one is from at Chloe Bryant you could have had
a bad bitch Stewart little that's great stupid. You can
find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien tweet I enjoyed,
uh was from Branson. Reese tweeted The must fucked up
(01:02:59):
thing I ever did was in college. My roommate got
really high, so I invited people over and told them
he had a big announcement to make. You can find
me on Twitter, Jack Undersquirrel Brian like I said, oh,
I also like to tweet from Laura Ingram. I didn't
like the tweet from Laura Ingram, so Laura Ingram tweeted
at AOC AOC said I have five point two million followers.
(01:03:23):
Less than twenty accounts are blocked for ongoing harassment. Zero
are my constituents. Laura Ingram popped in and was like
you were than twenty accounts like correcting her grammar, and
Benjamin Dryer tweeted, oh look an actual grammar nazi fine
me on like I said, third time, you can find oh, Brian.
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Who's gonna provide that song? Got it? You got this?
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As you all know again, if you're a big fan
of me, you know that the only boy band I
love is brock Hampton and brock Hampton y album How
is It Week? It's fantastic, Despite what Anthony Fantana in
his dumbass says, let him know. I said that, let
Anthony know he can find me wherever he wants to
find me. Wow. But this is a track from that
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new album called Dearly Departed. Okay, Uh, what's the album called?
The album is called Ginger Ginger all capital letters. Uh
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