Booty Giuliani, Lock HIM Up? 10.29.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one or six,
episode two of Joe Daily's Eight Guys, the production of
I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
a deep dive into America's shared consciousness and say, officially,
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It's Tuesday, October twenty night, two thousand nineteen. My name

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is Jack O'Brien, a k A. Open Sunday Pop Bye's Chickens, Sam,
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with that mouth feel and simply can't sustain. Jacob warned
you now you can't come play. That's it? Uh, that
was Kanye West. That was I knew that. I know
that bang Are. That was actually courtesy of Thurman's Merman. Uh,

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not Uma Thurman and not not Uma Thurman, not Thurman
Merman from bats Hanton m it maybe it is actually
that wasn't his names? They the picture Thurman Merman Therman,
your name is Thurman And I'm sure they'll be joined
as always by my co host Mr Miles Gray. Miles,

(01:36):
thank you so much to that for that crash test dummies.
I mean once there was a girl womb. There was
a girl wouldn't go and change with the girls. In
the change room where they finally made they found birthmarks

(02:01):
all over her body. Come on, man, let's let him
rop with the birth marks. I had birthmarks I grew
out of and as a kid, I was like, wow,
sensitive about my birthmark. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't think
that birthmarks were such a thing that people would be
so self conscious about. You know, they nailed it, you know,
I think they're Canadian. They nailed that experience. If not

(02:23):
not want to exchange, So that part that versus cinema verite.
But then the next verse has a dude getting a
car accident and his hair turns bright way turned from
black into bright way. That's not a medical thing that
can happen, is it, right, Well, you start getting gray hair,
but like it's not like your your dark hair all
of a sudden just goes Hey, they got to come

(02:45):
from somewhere. There's probably these are like local myths that
maybe crash test dummies were just like airing out, like
doing bullysh it through this song. I don't know, well,
our guest in our third seat is the hilarious comedian
who we just gave a myth for free, right there,
Mr Daniel vane Kirk. Hello, what's up? Man? Daniel is

(03:05):
riding tonight with the gang. Wow, I'll take it, Elton John.
I always think that that would be a great Do
they use that enough in movies? That song, Daniel? Yeah,
that's like such a haunting song, Like it would be
like a thing. I can see the rid till like
a bad guy driving his victim, like have you seen Wonderland?

(03:27):
No the val Kilmer about the no no no. Yeah.
They end that with a Gordon Lightfoot song which is
so constanely perfect into your soul directly. Yeah. I wonder
if they don't use that song because it has someone's
name in it, and that's too specific. They're like the
character's names, John, that's gonna be confused. Um well, I
implore writers out there adapt your script so the one

(03:50):
of the characters can be Daniel and you can use
that song. Why didn't they do it? And there will
be blood? Right imagine. I don't know where you got
this great Johnny Greenwood score and then that little my
Boy or you could pay Elton John to just change

(04:10):
the name for yeah, sure, so like do Luke for
the Star Wars movie US right, and to that on
a X wing. That'd be great. Yeah, that would be
so sad though too, Like his career gets Here's like
you're just dismantling your classics to like adapt them for
more money. He's got and tonight, I don't know. I

(04:33):
love it. Man. Well may close now, Brandon Snugy whoa
get that money out? All right? Daniel, how are you,
by the way, I'm great, you look great. Thank you.
I'm glad to be here. Yeah. Well, we're thrilled to
have you. We're going to get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell
our listeners a couple of things we're talking about today.

(04:54):
We're gonna be talking about the new AirPods that are
coming soon to a mind theater near you or near you.
We're gonna talk about Rudy's butt butt John Kelly Monday
Morning quarterbacking this whole this whole administration, uh, and the

(05:19):
super chilling quote from our new head of Press, Press
Secretary Stephanie Grissom. We're gonna talk about al Baghdatti getting
got over the weekend by the U. S. Army Trump
very elegantly announcing it and then uh not being as
popular as he would have hoped he would have expected

(05:42):
based on that. Uh, we're gonna talk about gender revealed parties.
But first, Daniel, we like task our guests. What is
something from your search history that is revealing about who
you are? Uh? My most recent thing is making your
own deck of cards. Hey, that is very revealing, because, uh,

(06:03):
this is gonna end up sounding like a plug, but
my album is coming out and that's what we're going
to sell for merch instead of like a CD or whatever.
In your download code. The download code will be in
a deck of cards, so that the album artwork will
be It'll say thanks Diane, which is the name of
the album, and then you can buy a deck of cards.
I also have a bit about a deck of cards
in the Cheers Fan I love Cheers Diane. Is that yes?

(06:27):
Not my mother? Oh your mom is also named Dan,
But I'd never even put those two together because I
so focused. Yeah, I'm a big Shelly Long fans. Two. First, now,
my mom keeps saying how appreciated she is in the album,
and I thought, like you love cheers too. Yeah, because
never you've said only bad things about my comedy. A mistake.

(06:49):
I wish she did something else. Oh, I need to
clear that up because she's probably feeling a little too
good about herself right now. Yeah, that's not for you.
That's yeah, best work. Wow, that's I mean after but
what was the girl scout? So anyway, Yeah, I've been

(07:11):
trying to We figured it out. We figured out how
to get the cards made and manufacturer. Yeah, anybody wants
things Dan, let me know, we'll get you. Are the
deck of cards also branded? Like each card has a
thing or you're just finding a card, you can at
least brand the sleeve that holds it. Every car over
the back of every card will have the artwork on it. Okay,

(07:31):
and then your mother and the king will not be
you with some mic three your head? Exactly where were you?
Kick out? You never call? I didn't call. I know
you were my last time you left. Last time, I
was like, hey, man, if you got any I got
some ideas about decks of cards, very narrow focus I have.

(07:51):
But if you ever do. Sometimes I like to imagine
the other people searching when when people tell the search
search history because that is a perfectly valid reason to
be searching that. But I'm imagining other people searching how
to like handmake their own deck of cards, playing cards handmade.
These are all hands handmade, no joke. I tried to
do that as a kid. Did sure, I fucking got

(08:14):
because I was like, I need my own cards, a
total kid. And yeah, I traced one card so crudely
and like kept doing the using the same card on
construction paper, and like a kid, I wasn't efficient. I
would just trace in the middle of the piece of
paper when I could have probably fit five cards on
one sheet, but I was like, nope, right out the
middle and then render the rest of the piece of

(08:35):
paper useless. And then I didn't know how to number them,
and I was like, no, it's sucked up. I gave up.
They don't worry. I think that we will be selling
some of the cards maybe, but initially I'll just sell
them in person. But people can go to Daniel van
Kirk dot com if they want to pre order. Hell, yeah,
want What is something you think is underrated? The thing
that I think is underrated is Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Yes,

(09:01):
I don't think that show gets enough love. It's one
of the funniest things I've ever watched when I was
growing up, and I have all three seasons and I
was watching them recently, and I feel like it doesn't
get enough love. Yeah, do you the one? You watch
much of it at all? When it first came out? Yeah,
I just loved it. It was so weird and awkward.
Was Brack the one who had like a lateral lisp?
The characters have like, yeah, yeah that. I can't remember

(09:25):
his name anyway, I think that's the one was I remember?
And I feel bad for all that, And I just
remember all the gangs out there yelling it right now
happens once an episode it was Brack. I believe I'm
getting in my ear from the Yes, it is Brack,
okaymed Brack confirmed. So I love shows. I don't know

(09:46):
voices of George Lowe, see Martin Croker, Andy Meryll, and
Don Kennedy himself Don Yo will knock me over with
the phone book the Don Kennedy's Wow. Uh yeah, Well,
what was the origin story of that? Wasn't it just
that like they had a bunch of Oh no, I'm

(10:09):
thinking of a different thing. Actually enough, But they were
were they existing characters? Schools already existed before. When the
space goes like, what's space goes origin? Because I know
they're Hannah. They look Hannah Barbera's charter. I'm getting in
my ear six thank you from the booth. This is
we're elevating our show now to a podcast. So I'll

(10:30):
just speak out loud, Miles. I'm learning right now that
I was thinking of Sea Lab. Very common mistake. I
used to watch all those old cartoons on Cottoon Network
used to do like those old blocks of like Johnny
Quests and all that stuff. I loved those adult swim Yes,
wasn't it wasn't Johnny Quests homeboy named Hoggie? I think.

(10:53):
So we'll find out to find out in moments in
are ere uh. In the meantime, what is something you
think is overrated? You know, I know this is probably
well tried water, especially here, but it's I just experienced
it for myself. The joker is very overrated. Wow yeah, wow.
We have people come in and calling it art. We

(11:13):
have people calling it fart. I think that this thing
has many well, it's like a thing that many people
bring all their perspective. I think that Waquin did an
amazing job. But I also think that entire movie could
have taken place in eleven minutes within a larger movie. Interesting.
It's just so, what is it the I don't want
to say, okay, but I just didn't. I just kept
watching a lot of it, being like my number one

(11:35):
thing in any story or movie or podcast whatever, I'm like,
do I care about these people? And I never cared.
I didn't care about anyone who was victimized. I didn't
care about There's one person that I won't give anything
away that I was like, Oh, I hope nothing happens
to them. But there I think, I know what you're talking. Yeah,
but that's it, and that's not who the movie is about.
That's one scene. So I just never cared. I don't care,

(12:00):
and the timeline seems so weird. Here's my larger question.
Is this part of the d C EU or whatever
it is. I mean they definitely d C European, Like, yeah,
like that's immediately I thought, like, hm, I never thought
what you're thinking of. Uh, it's the close marathon, is it? Like? So, like,

(12:22):
is walking gonna be in the next I doubt they'll
get him. I feel like this was just a one
like we just wanted to tell one thing, but I
mean they do. It had more setting up of the universe,
like universe building than I even expected, because I thought
it was like a one off, sort of a riff
on like the next one years later, so that Batman

(12:44):
could be around at his first days of going at it. Yeah,
it would be. It would be strange. Yeah. I enjoyed it,
but I yeah, I get the critiques and I'm not.
I'm not. I didn't go into it, and I would.
I would love to like it. You guys know me.
I'm not like you're grinded for negative literally what you said,
I love to like Yeah, I think with some the

(13:06):
dv CA. Yeah, yeah, I'm not here to hate at all.
The love to love you. Uh so yeah, that's what
is Uh? What is a myth? What's something people think
is true you know, to be false. I don't know
if we've talked about this, I hope not. The cats
at Disneyland, the cats at Disneyland. I don't know if
we have talked about the cats disney You know about

(13:27):
the cats and people like these cats that the hordes
of cats who live at Disneyland and come out at night.
Cat the cats that lived. Yes, that's where I know
the myth thing, but it's a it's a myth to
a lot of people, but it's real. There are cats
at Disneyland and they that's how they keep all the
rodents and everything out of there, and they roam the
park at night and not no, not, they don't keep

(13:49):
that before the park opens. They run off. They have
their own area, but catch one because they're actual fair
because they're like, I'm not trying to be so what's while.
You'll see one that just kind of stayed and they'll
be like in a bush and they'll just stay there
all day. But you think, like, wouldn't they be also
eating people? Like if they are feeding the cats, like
if they see a cat, then the cats and the
habits of like eating. I don't know, but some people

(14:12):
say they heard them. They know to go at like
six am every morning to an area and then they'll
come back at night. Oh maybe they train them with
like really great treats at that place. It wouldn't be
that you've never heard about the cats at Disney I
don't know a lot that's okay, but no, this is

(14:32):
news to me. Yeah, the cats at Disney. The only
things I know is Club thirty three. That's like the
closest yet know. But I know, I just find out
I have a line that I found, So yeah, I
know somebody who knows somebody who's who got them in.
But the hookup wasn't strong enough for them, Like, yeah,
I barely know them. So do you want to go?

(14:54):
I don't know you want to go? To you? Guys?
I love what I like of us, prestigious, invite only parties,
Club thirty three. I feel like Magic Castle is like
three steps below. The Magic Castle is like trying to
get into fucking Discovery zone. You can get it. Doesn't

(15:15):
feel like in the last ten years it's become so
easy to get into Magic Castle in the last ten years.
They but good for that. I mean it's awesome. I
love it. I had the luck of a friend of
mine who have noticed is like preschool. Their father was
like a founding performer there, so like my homies would
act wild out of pocket in there, like not like
immoral or whatever, just be like get sad drunk sometimes

(15:36):
and other times people like you should stop serving him.
But like the reverence they treat them like we're gonna
give you a ride home. I'm like, dude, what this
like the one bar they drive you home rather like
get the funk out? But yeah, yeah, so I'm a
Disney guy. But but well I know that the same
thing that you have to be invited like by yeah,

(15:57):
but that that pool of people is even much smaller,
right like And also I know like some of the
drawings are like they move and ship inside there, and
I know it's one of the few places that has
like a full on full alcohol bar in Disneyland, And
there's like I don't think I'm wrong there Disney Hive.
People who listen to show already know. I think there's

(16:19):
some sort of super hook up where you can they've
converted waltz old office like you can sleep in the park.
Like there's a sweet. Oh yeah, that's Cinderella's Uh Cinderella's Sweet?
Is it next to Walt's office? Now? I think it's
in the Magic in the Magic Castle. There is like
there's also something about Walt's office and I can't remember whatever.

(16:39):
Well his his office used to be on Main Street, yeah,
Disney Main Street. Um, well, zi gangu if you're the
club thirty three hook up, come on let him know. Yo, wow,
if you want to pull up with some legends. Okay,
about thirty three and just said, Fidelio, what happened? What happened? Uh?

(17:01):
Your taser burn? You got? Wait was Fidelia? Things pass
they used for the we were just on my yesterday.
Is having a moment very much a resurgence um now
that we know that rich people really do that ship

(17:22):
except far, far worse. Yeah, let's talk about the new AirPods.
I've spoken on this podcast about how I think the
AirPod is the best thing that Apples made since the iPhone,
the original iPhone. Do you have the most current edition
right now of the air pods? Yes, I don't know.
I guess Gen one. Yeah, I have one too. It

(17:43):
might have been going out on me and I almost
draw the new the pros, but then I saw this
today when we got there about the pro prose. That sound.
Can you imagine the worst with Apples when you bought
something a week ago? Oh yeah, and then the fun
So I think they've kind of gotten to a pattern
where they let us know every like September October, so

(18:07):
that should be kind of at this point, it's gonna
more and more beyond us for being like if you
get near the fall, wait, yeah, you know something's gonna happen, right.
Do you think they do that because it's apple picking
season they specifically do. I actually don't know if it
is that is, yes, far in season right now, because
I was at a farmer's market and they were forcing

(18:27):
me to eat them because like during season, okay sir, yeah,
the my favorite apple is honey crisp. I was gonna
ask the organic honey crisp, was like usually they're hard
to find, and like Ralph's like was giving them away. Basically,
they were just like take these off our hands. Like
it was just like full, like do we take these bags?

(18:51):
So I don't don't know if they just misjudged the
demand or something. You know, I'm fujiat and go a
gang all day. I'll rock a granny yeah brand he said,
oh yeah, you a little little tanks. This is Daniel.
See likes balance and everything camp too sweet. I gotta
have with this hour. You can't enjoy the one without

(19:12):
the other. Come on, man, as somebody who is uh podless, um,
I don't know because I don't know. He walks around
with one of those uh like bluetooth speakers on his shoulder,
and just like C created my move for people like that,

(19:32):
I have one move I started doing. So. I went
six and a half years in l A without a car,
so I was riding the blasting the bluetooth and people
would sit down next to me with their music right
and annoyingly. Wow, Okay, this is the best move. It
never failed me. You just go hey, hey, and they're like, yeah,

(19:53):
who is this? What? Who? Who? What's what's the name
of the song? And they will nine times out of
ten get up and leave because they don't like that
your talk like yeah, because they it's almost like I
want everyone to know I'm listening to, but I don't
want to have a conversation about like you put it
into my world. Hey, this is a bi product. I

(20:15):
love when you're playing what is this? What do you call? You?
A little like put a little too much on it,
you know, like a little English on your voice? What
is this? Since you've anointed yourself the DJ of this
subway car, why don't you do your jobs good? It's
a little wow. So, so do you have any biographical
detail about that artist? It sounds like he's so Kanye
has gotten real religious, and literally'll be like yeah, whatever,

(20:40):
and they'll get up and walk to another car, and
I'm like, well, I love whatever's emanating from this wreck. Kango.
So do these bitches love so sad? Got me get
this straight? Is it true that everywhere he goes he
sees the same house. It's that factual. These holds love
Chief Sosa love Chief Keith. So what what do we have?

(21:02):
Is there anything new besides the fact that there noise canceling?
You tell me because I don't have them, because first
of all, yes, they're two fifty dollars. How does that
compare to the are Yeah? Well, here's the deal. They
have noise canceling ship in them now, like full on
noise canceling, and I guess ventilations pressure is building up
in years. Adaptable silicone ear tips so they fit in

(21:22):
there very well, sweat and water resistant. Jack. Do you
exercise with your pots? And do they do do that?
I think people are like yo, families aren't ready for
people say they don't stay in their ears. Well, if
you've got a little if you've got big old ear holes,
I can see how that works. Mine are fine, We'll
see that's why it comes to three three different tips,

(21:43):
so you can adjust the size appropriately and then also
what it does, so as the noise canceling, and then
their sensors into the stems so you can play songs
and skip tracks. But I heard you saying like that
already that you have to like im the ones we have,
you only can have one command for each thing, So
like your left ear could be oh you program track, Yeah,

(22:05):
it's in your settings. You can do like next track,
and then the other one can be like yeah, so
you can switch it there out. But I think in
the new ones they have multiple, multiple functions. Plus if
you just say hey, Siri, it won't do anything. But
now you can't. But now like series built into these
and from the most recent generation, people could link up

(22:29):
to your phone too to listen at the same Now
that's key because you think about if you're like a
couple of friends or a couple and you're on a
flight headphone splitter right right, yeah, I mean I do
have one, because that's we get it. This is the
bondage we're in right right, you know, we have to
bring the dual headphone splitter on the airplane while we're
in economy. So but that's great to know. I mean,

(22:50):
I'm gonna buy and four and a half hours battery
life with noise cancelation, which seems pretty comparable to what
they currently are, right four and a half hours. Yeah,
mine mind. Also, it's also saying battery life is like
the one of the best things about the AirPods is
that they last for a long time and they charge
supercharger and they charge like fifteen minutes. Right. Well, he's

(23:12):
always doing Jack's always alternating. He never has one and one.
I can't live that life. He's all because he's just
got to keep it going, bro, he has to have
the sounds coming in constantly. I can't do it because
that when I first start thinking. And the first time
I saw you, the first time I saw you wearing one,
I was like, how come you a rock tune? Like that? Way?
When this one runs out, I charge the other one

(23:34):
endless cycle and I'm not relying on stereo sound. But
also I don't you you have to sudjust the volume
on your phone. You can't just do a gesture. That's
like in this right up there, like you'll still need
to pull out your phone or iPad or whatever to
get the watch for baby, then I just do the
volume from there. Wow damn see that? See and then

(23:54):
you got you have to almost be living on Apple Matrix.
I wonder they should create that that you would just
touch the po and then scroll up or scroll down
and it should be able to read that movement. I
guess there's such a thin bit of like available infrastructure
on the stem for you to use. You can, But again,
these are all questions from a podless man in a

(24:16):
pod filled world. Would you want them? Yeah, we'll see.
I have. The only time I really get into my
headphones is when I for when I listen to music,
and so it's different like air pods to me are
like a day to day thing. Like I have these
fucking blue headphones that are made by that microphone company
that have these amplifiers in them that will blow your
fucking skull off, and I like that. And I have

(24:38):
these Sony ones I use for the airplane because I
use the air canceling to just drown out the sounds
I can sleep. But if this is kind of splitting
the difference, maybe, But already I have already spent a
lot of money on airy Christmas, I know, but even
then I just well, I usually ask my partner her
mad stem, like you'll give me an arsenal jersey or
give me like some kind of like a pack of

(24:58):
Dutch Master blunts, gang team up and get you. And
now they don't need to do that. They just need
to come to our live shows coming. That's how you
can respect honor us to have the hitter near you.
I can afford my own AirPods, all right. Uh, And
we're gonna do a little something different this time. Instead
of disappearing into that black void we usually disappear into

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Thank god? I was what I was doing, where I
was and what we're talking. Hey, Miles, it's me Jack
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z at checkout. Terms and conditions do apply, Miles. Let's
get back into the news for the day, shall we.
We shall, and it's time to check in with what's
going on with impeachment. And the whistleblowers came not a
whole lot. I mean, so the dude who is supposed

(27:51):
to testify today, uh like, sued both the White House
and the Congressional Committee to He was like, I don't know.
You tell me, judge, which parent do I go with?
Cramer versus Cramer Um. He was Deputy Bolton's deputy. Right,
so and another person believed to be on the on
the call. But so he's he's somebody who might have

(28:15):
eyewitness testimony to some of the things they're trying to corroborate. Yeah,
but a lot of silliness or a little bit of silliness.
Rudy butt dialed a journalist. Yeah, NBC's Rich Shapiro, leaving
a three minute voicemail. Um, and he again just listened
it because it's such a fucking voicemail. That's clearly how
the funk his name comes up for him to be

(28:37):
butt dialed in the middle of this conversation unknown but
some interesting details in there, but nothing really actionable. Oh,
I gotta get you to get on, Blaine. You got
a caller? Is Robert around leaving a voice? We need
some money. We need a few hundred thousands. Anyway, that

(29:00):
goes on into some other ship that is like unintelligible,
But I mean, I mean that sounds guilty. Yeah, you
just know what who is? Who the fund is? Robert?
Is Robert who he called and left the message for. Well, no, right,
he said, you gotta find Robert. It's some guy that
people have been trying to figure out who that guy.

(29:21):
Maybe it could be someone who is representing that, like
Iranian business person that Trump trying they're trying to get
off the hook, could be anybody who knows Robert is
such a common name. My question is, when you guys
get butt tiled, do you listen to the whole? Yes,
you do? You go minutes in, no minutes in. With
every passing second, I feel worse, Like I'm like, they

(29:42):
don't want me to hear anything. If they're just talking
about their favorite cake, which I would love to have
the conversation with them about that because I'm a pie guy.
But but I don't want the whole into a world
that you deserve to find whatever you go looking for.
So if you're being like, well, maybe they talk about
me and you keep listening and then they do, that's

(30:03):
kind of on you because you went looking. I like
that because then on the follow here you phone one
of they don't hear one of my I mean, he's gone,
he's gone far from this. But one of my favorite
Kanye songs of all time is the Blame Game. Remember
the end with Chris Rockers. I heard the whole thing
and uh easy taught me. But come on, I'm with

(30:27):
those days of Kanye, but that's my thing. It's like,
how do you listen to the whole thing? You you're
you're you're a journalist, not you, not you, my h
You're like, well that was a voice. I've got to
see what the universe has given me here that he should,
but in our own personal life, I just really wanted
to know, do you guys listen to the whole But

(30:50):
if it's somebody who I suspect might be talking ship,
then I want the receipts you do. I don't want to.
I don't know. Okay, good because what's good? Then that's
like what you're talking all that ship? What's up? But
that's not common for me because I don't operate and
because don't talk. Yeah, thank you. If I'm k I'm common.

(31:14):
You would listen. A I don't listen to all of them,
but I have listened. You know what I do listen
when my mom does it because there's always some dumb
ship going talking to her, talking to her friends and ship,
and I'm part of it. Is kind of like she'll
be with her Japanese friends or something. I'll be listening
and then they kind of nostalgic to hear them talking
about whatever. They're like lady dramas and I'm like, I
don't know what Yuko did and I don't care what

(31:34):
she did, but they seem to think she's doing the most.
I love when it's a person alone in their car
until you get big lots of silence, and then she'll
be like like what would be like love is a
bad I don't know, but and then you get so
you get like, a, don't do that now, I've gotta

(31:54):
you just keep hearing half thoughts. That's like steerwing, steering
wheel drumming, like yeah, I need milk, say it out
loud so you don't forget Sharon, I need milk. What
has have you ever been caught but dialing and like
said something? Now? The worst is using me firing off
the text to the person I'm talking about, you've done

(32:15):
that and never like anything bad. It was like when
I worked at the coach store and like my manager
like texted me and then I'll tell my friends. I'm like, no,
so not good. I told him I was sick. See
I've done that. They're like, can you come in, and
I'm like, yep, I've done that as a joke. Like
let's say you have invited me out for like dinner
or whatever, and then as a joke, I would text

(32:38):
you and be like, I should be out of here soon.
I knew I wouldn't have a good time with Miles.
I said it to you on purpose. If that was
from you to me, I would laugh because I would
know you're doing a quick side note proper credit tickntaro.
The best text joke you can do to anyone. I
hope that takes this and puts it into their life.

(32:58):
Randomly text one of your closest friends at around two
fifteen on any weekday and the only thing you send is,
well everyone else is here, so we're going to get
a table, and then don't respond to anything you can.
Could you imagine, Yeah, just in the middle of afternoon,
if you guys got a text with someone just said

(33:18):
well everybody else is here, so we're going to get
a table, wouldn't you just start sweating? Like where am
I supposed to be? What? What? Who's everybody else right now?
Because we're very busy, like ship there, It's very possible
I'd be like we were we are fun image and
then you panic dial the start going through my calendar

(33:39):
emails like with this just like I've had where it
did happen to be? And I just started email text everything.
I just searched whatever day it was, like Wednesday, I'm
like Wednesday, just see what comes up. That said, Thank God,
sorry for that a recurring name, but yeah, we all
listen on some level. But back to Juliani. This is

(34:00):
and even the first time he's done it, like a
bunch of other journalists and the thread were like, yo,
he butt out me like a couple of years ago
talking about this, this, that and the other this same
journalists Like, dude, this wasn't even the first time he
butt out me, like in the last two months. So
you know what that means. His screen doesn't time out, right,
I mean, that's what just happens to me if you're
doing that all the time or you just leave it
on because you know, the touch screen, like I've been

(34:21):
burned a few times where but I only noticed when
I have my headphones in where it being in my pocket,
like my thigh was touching or pausing or skipping and yeah,
exactly turned the screen away from your thigh. There's no
heat or whatever. The feedback is for that screen, and
I feel like he's just kind of one of these dudes,
like the phone's done, the screen could be bright on,
just just slaps it right in starts like doing the

(34:44):
stinky leg or all right. John Kelly uh has helpfully
let us know that he saw all the ship coming.
Apparently he said. This isn't a direct quote. I said,
whatever you do, and we are still in the process

(35:05):
of trying to find someone to take my place. I said,
whatever you do, don't hire yes man, someone who won't
tell you the truth. Don't do that because if you do,
I believe you will be impeached. That's Trump. That's that's
what he's claiming. He told Trump on his way claiming,
And but it's whether he said that out louder in
his head after saying like, very good idea that your president.

(35:29):
And White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham said, dude, amazing.
I worked with John Kelly and he was totally unequipped
to handle the genius of our great president. Shut up,
which is that's the reason that I care about this
is it's just around him qualitatively. It is so like

(35:52):
just something straight out of North Korea, like that is
the clearest most I don't know. She's saying, this person
is a mental lightweight and can't this fool's ideas are
so full. So isn't this coming from a press secretary
who doesn't hold press conferences because you cannot handle the
smoke show, can't handle it, doesn't doesn't want anything to

(36:13):
do with anybody, will not entertain it, just like ye.
But but but other people are ill equipped, not the
person who can't do their job well. Because again, because
this has been the strategy, right, it's John Kelly was
trying to be the the adult in the room who
longed for the days of the antebell himself. Um. And

(36:33):
then there was a saying don't have a yes man,
and you have Mick mulvaney, whose whole style is I'm
gonna let Trump do Trump and cut to what John
Kelly was saying, was gonna happen. Yeah, we're here, but
it is tough, like when you think that, it's so aggressive,
like it's almost Stephanie Grisham's words are what Trump. She
knows Trump so well. She's like, I know how to

(36:54):
make I know how to please him. This is what
I'm gonna say. I can't he couldn't hand. I've been
with him. He's not a it to handle these ideas. Okay, um,
But I don't know with comedy, do you ever keep
people around who or do you know people who appreciate
he woull be like, yo, Dan Jack, that's the best thing.
When somebody's like, I don't know if that's working. That
doesn't seem like you, that's not in your voice, or

(37:14):
that's not true, that's what you want. I've been around
people in this town who surround themselves with sycophants, and
it's like, it's weird. It's so weird. Also, you know
the Elton John story to bring it back to our boy,
el Uh, there's that old story. Maybe this is a myth,
but I've heard it a lot. He felt like he

(37:35):
didn't trust anybody around him. So one day, like on tour,
he got up it was like raining horribly, and he
said to all of his people like, isn't it a
gorgeous day? It's just so beautiful and sunny out And
no one looked up or looked out the window. They're
all like, yeah, you're right, and he fired everywhere. Yeah, yeah, totally, totally. Yeah, Yeah,
there hasn't been a day this beautiful and years. Yeah.

(37:57):
So no, I mean that's the thing you want, a
don't you want? Oh? Yeah. Presidents are judged by the
choices they make, and the choices they make are informed
by the people they surrounded them. So like Barack went
from running the fucking Harvard Law Review or whatever to
like president because he was great at surrounding himself with
people in the knowing when to and when not to
listen to those people, so he knew axel Rod like

(38:19):
they didn't agree on everything. JFK. Surrounded himself with people
during the Thirteen Days of the Bay of Pigs, because
that's how he's gonna make. That's what you're judged by.
Every angle who all admit. In the early days, I
was like, I don't know, the guy is a war here.
I didn't know everything. I knew no now. But when
he nominated Sarah Palin, I'm like, all right, that's who.
He surrounded himself with people who told him this is

(38:41):
what you should do, and he listened to those people.
So that's you are a product of the voices you
listen to. Yes, And so Trump doesn't fucking there's only
one voice, bro that matters. It's his own and unless
but the voices that he'll listen to it, they better
be saying some ship he wants to hear. And I
think that's the problem, right, because I as a president, right,
It's not like he's treating in the presence. He's like, well,

(39:03):
we get the ball. Now it's our ball. We have
the White House, and we have all the power. And
that's what it's about, rather than like, I have to
run a fucking country and company. No one has to
fucking like you agree with you. You don't have to
worry about anybody's opinion because you run the company moving
the country. You have to give him a popular opinion,
and poorly right now he has enough people who make

(39:24):
him feel like his opinion is popular. But did you
guys want you watch season to his succession? Right, I'm done, Jack,
I'm just trying to dip his toe in. Okay, well,
I won't give any away. But a role that comes
into that is how Logan has to deal with shareholders.
And you see this this exact parallel of a person
who's been always just like fun you, I do what
I want, and then once that becomes threatened by public

(39:45):
opinion that informs the choices that are made. So this
is a person who's run a whole his whole life
being like, fuck you, I'll do what I want. And
now there's public opinion, and the more we can sway
that the better. I just not very So it's this this, yeah,
because also his person, he attracts other people who are
going to be sick of fans, and then he's always
going to be dealing with an incomplete set of facts

(40:05):
because people are only going to tell him the things
they think he wants to hear rather than you know.
But this is uh, you know, this is what it
is right now. Well, speaking of the weekend that the
president had, so over the weekend, Trump announced the successful
military operation that led to the death of ISIS leader

(40:26):
Abu Bakr al Baghdadti. It was after a two hour
nighttime raid ended with Big Daddy blowing himself up with
an explosive device once he was cornered by US special forces.
Trump then came out made a statement talked about like
really just I mean, just listen to it. It's it's again.

(40:47):
It's yeah. Trump died like a dog. He died like
a coward. He was whimpering, screaming and crying, and frankly,
I think it's something that should be brought out so
that his followers and all of these young kids that
want to leave various countries, including the United States, they
should see how he died. He didn't die a hero.

(41:10):
He died a coward, crying, whimpering, screaming, and bringing three
kids with him to die certain death. H Wow, it's
good to hear that Trump cares so much about kids
and their well being. Yeah, I just the idea, right,
like you can whatever he's projecting onto this, like the cruelty,

(41:31):
I get it. Obviously Alba daddy has been done some
terrible ship, but like from his place as the commander
in chief, like of I don't know what. I don't
know what he's going through right now where he's like, yeah,
he did like a coward and that was it. It
was like he was crying and then I'm okay with
he died like a coward. But I don't mind that.
But it's it's this whole other thing. Like you, it's

(41:52):
not even like what it is. You can just feel
the energy of it. There's something, there's just something different
and you could be a little diplomatic about it, whatever,
what have you. But there's also this, I think the
other part two is underneath it. He was probably also
still comparing himself to Obama, so he probably wanted to
make this sort of get of getting like the leader
of a terrorist organization. I would love to hear that

(42:13):
in a way better. But I would love to hear
Barocks announcement, Osama bin Land. Do you remember that ship?
It was very start It was very just a matter
of fact. In my experience don't spike the football, and
my experience of friends who have been in the military, Uh,
they don't revel much in the belittling of their opponent's death.

(42:36):
It's not they are glad to have like completed their
mission and survived and ended that threat. But it's you
don't hear a lot of like getting off and then
here's what that little bit did. Like, it's not much
of that. It's kind of like I did what I
had to do. And I think that's the difference of perspective.
Right Trump was treating he said it looked like a movie.
He was like, we were all watching it was like
a movie. They came in in the middle of the

(42:57):
night first of all this due gave up so many
details about it. A lot of the military brass are
like family, you don't need to give all this tactical
detail about you know what. So my cousins a fireman,
and he tells me that there's this thing in fire
departments across the country, probably in the world, where they're
called going hard in the yard. And it's these guys
who uh aren't Maybe they're volunteer and they serve a

(43:21):
purpose and nice, but they're not like in the fucking
thick of it doing it. And so when you're in
the high just dealing with getting people out and fighting
this fire, there's these other guys who haven't really been
no pun intended, like in the flames, and they're going
very hard in the yard. And so Trump compensating who
avoided military, hasn't done any of this stuff, hasn't put

(43:44):
his life on the line. It's he's going very hard
and the safety of the yard execution. I mean, I
think there is some validity to the point about like
you want to make it clear that this guy didn't
die a hero, that he to make it difficult for
people to glorify him in death. But having the president

(44:08):
like the symbol, uh, the human embodiment of American like
power out there. Saying like that he died like a
dog is just so like that it's basically like the
presidential statement version of Abu grab Abu grape. Like it's
just so over the top that like you're basically undoing

(44:31):
what you're trying to do, which is like make it
harder for ISIS to recruit people by like going out
and uh giving them like a great piece of video
that I'm sure they'll be showing to anybody they've been
talking about. Well, because I think for him this is
like he I probably really feels that his moment has
finally come. This is his like foreign policy victory. He

(44:52):
has been well if he if he ended the bin
laden threat, I'm the one who ended the ISIS threat.
But the irony, right, is that all the ship that
he's been against are the things that helped made this
raid successful. That we needed a military presence in Syria
don't even know about this. We needed to be aligned
with the Kurds for them to be able to get
some of this information to us. We fucking we needed

(45:14):
intelligence the intelligence community also mean the people that he
completely disagrees and it's like and it's just so crazy
because then you see that photo that they took right
of like the situation room, and it's like this really
just steer this dark photo of like everybody at a
table looking at the camera, because I think he wanted
his version of like the Obama situation room photo, which

(45:36):
was a real photo. Um not to say that this
wasn't an actual photo, but like not at the time,
like the events weren't unfolding at the time of this photo.
Is what many people suspect, because there's also reporting that
Trump was literally out golfing when the actual mission the
raid was happening, and then probably like, hold up, we
need to get this photo. Why don't you put some
loose ethernet cables all over this desk so it looks

(45:59):
like some ship it's going on, And you can tell
the two generals next to him are just like they
I don't know, they feel like what is this, Like
what is his photo for? Like what because we're trying
to do something, but you need your photo up and
you know there's a there's all if it's funny, how
there's always like this a little bit of Obama envy

(46:19):
and everything still too, like he needed his photo. That
was like that was his same moment where he's like
mean mugging the camera. Yeah, And I mean I think
the World Series moment was I think related to this
because I think he went to a World Series game.
This is the first public appearance on a sporting event

(46:40):
that he's done since he was elected. And there's video
where he's announced and there's just a massive wave of
booze and it's the emotional journey is so naked and undisguisable,
like on a face. He goes from uh, you know,

(47:02):
the projection of presidential that I feel like he practices
in the mirror during executive time to just like it's
like you can almost see the wind being knocked out
of him. Uh. Because you think about it, how often
does he do events that aren't filled with people who

(47:23):
love the Emperor's new clothes? Because even he just did
that Historically Black college this weekend or late last week,
and they thought there would be an opportunity for him
to kind of pitch who he is more than what
you see to like and what it was. It like
twelve students were allowed in yeah, and the rest of
people were told, like, you know, just skip that ship
and yeah, and so it was just all so I

(47:45):
was that was my takeaway from this moment of how
many times has he been put out with? Right? Like
when has he come down from the red keep into
fleet bottom and like see how people are living, yeah,
and how they feel about about Well, that's the thing
about these people. When you have these kinds of frat
like really fragile egos, you have to handle your whole

(48:07):
ship with in cotton wool, and you gotta go to
the only time you go out in public is was
with my people, fucking maga hive out there. And you know,
the sequence of events is ladies and gentlemen, the president,
the President of United States American be like they're screaming
this time it was the same sequence, right, and his
mind went through, like you're saying, Jack, the same process
ladies and gentleman, the president and then the first Lady

(48:28):
of the United States of America. And he knew when
when that when he hears the announcer all right, let
me test out, they're gonna love me. And it was
and even a little bit of this. So it was
I mean, you can tell that, like you said, that

(48:50):
journey he goes onto. There's a subreddit called watch people Die.
Inside the top of that subwredit because motherfucker, his face
just literally go oh. And even milanias like right, goes
from smiling too. But I get, I mean, I get,
I get the shock because you've been protecting yourself by
only being in front of crowds that are just think
the exact same way as you do, and anyone who

(49:12):
speaks out gets fucking punched or thrown out or arrested
or whatever. And so like the lengths they go to
to protect him from the public opinion and that he
goes to to protect himself from the reality of that situation,
I think is uh for a reason, you know, he

(49:32):
that that matters to him. Like the reason he always
talks about the New York Times being unfair to him
and like being fake news is because the New York
Times opinion really matters to him because he grew up
in New York. And I feel like this is the
sort of thing where you know, he like Obama any
sporting then he went to was you know, greeted like uh,

(49:56):
you know, like yeah, like a president like that. People
were super excited that he was there, and so for
this to be like this moment of like right after
his big victory, in this moment of humiliation, it almost
felt like, you know, as a narcissist, like he like
everything is built up to convince him that, like you know,

(50:18):
he is greater than other people. And this almost it
almost felt like you were witnessing somebody's recurring nightmare like
happened in front of them. Yeah, so do you think
to see it and the remainder of his presidency, he
goes to another public sporting event. No, no, no, no,
no no, because you know it would be different, right,
Like it's hard in his mind, like this is neutrals,

(50:41):
like it's DC, it's people from Houston. It would have
to be something very narrow like that where you knew
demographically you're probably dealing with favorable odds of who's going
to make up the crowd there. But I think you
know what his attitude, it's just like you both just reacted. Why, right,

(51:01):
what's the point didn't you do? Even because the chance, right,
every little bit of isn't there a theory that he
might not even debate? Yeah that yeah, that there, that's
possible that he might want he might not want any
kind of because if he's got close enough numbers, which
are going to be way closer than they were in
they'd be like, don't you literally have nothing to gain

(51:23):
by by debating? Yeah, more right, and everything to lose.
And well, who knows, if someone's smart enough they can play,
let's pit his ego against him and be like, yeah,
because he's like so shook. The king of the boardroom
can't come to a meeting like oh weird. Uh. And
just to kind of show the conflict between the Trump's,
the bubble that Trump usually lives inside, and the reality

(51:45):
of the sporting event. Uh. Fox News this coverage. I
immediately wanted to see how they were covering this. Uh.
And they had a you know, normal headline that crowd
those and yells lock him up. Opening line. The partisan
Washington National crowd was not pleased when President Donald Trump
was shown on the partisan So the normal people who

(52:07):
attend a Trump rally or not partisan, this is these
are the general people who went to a World Series
Game five. By the way baseball fans are, they're notoriously
elderly white guys like demographic the league at least, and

(52:28):
it's like one of the few sports where participation from
African Americans has been decreasing time. There's a huge initiative
to try and get African Americans. Yeah, right, so I'm like,
in a way, I'm like, this might I don't know
because clearly, look, yeah, you're not going to an NBA game.
Yeah we get that, we already know that. But like baseball,
I could see how in his mind, like, you know,
the right kind of people are there. And then in

(52:49):
the comments, Fox News viewers were speculating that, uh, how
many of you want to bet that there were paid
activists in the crowd? Shot sounds like they dubbed in
the bows to try to spend their fake news hold on.
Kind of like when they pumped in booze for Bush
and Katrina at the Saints game. Okay, what network is

(53:10):
the World Series on? I'll tell you in case you
don't know, it's that Fox. So why would Fox pump in?
They have their two greatest commodities, their sports and their president. Right,
this is what they probably make the most money off
of as a conglomerate. H yeah, but that shows you
the unwillingness to even fathom. But also just generally you

(53:33):
would think even as a sober right, well, they don't
know if there's such thing as a sober right Trump fan,
but like someone who supports the president knows there are
people out there who literally just don't like the president.
Also like he's not gonna pay people to not like him.
I'm sure they understand that. Just told people he's coming.
Do you guys want to come boo? Yeah, sure, I'll
pay for my own gas. Oh he'll be there. Can
I buy a ticket so I can? Some people probably

(53:54):
would have said it was worth standing room over the
people to boo the president to his face. People in
the upper deck who were booing down into the box
where he was at look like I saw one face
that looked very enthusiastic, like some person like, man, this
is worth the ticket, I tweeted. I tweeted this out
months ago. I go sometimes I daydream about being within
earshot of anyone in this administration. But do you, man,

(54:15):
if you just hit the opportunity not to like you
have an altercation, just say something you knew that they
would hear. Something you said were very calm, like, hey, man,
I think you're a racist coward and everything you're doing
is actually just strong in the country and you should
be fucking ashamed. Did you want to start out with
any appetizers and drinks? Are we feeling here another? Oh no,
we're not kicking you out. No no, no, no, no,
we're not kicking out. I hope you have a great meal.

(54:36):
I just want you to know you are a horrible person.
But did you still need and you said you needed
more some butter for your moons? Over my hammy. You
don't need more straws? All right, way too many apods.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back. And we're back, and it's time to talk

(55:05):
about gender reveal parties because we had a terrible tragedy
occur in Iowa over the weekend when a partygoer was
killed at a gender reveal party gone horribly wrong. I
guess can I say that my laugh was because I
thought we were talking about the one where the guy
couldn't hit the baseball. No, I did not know that's

(55:27):
not playing alone. No, No, I totally understand. Look, we
know your brand you love to like. Okay, but this, unfortunately,
so this woman, she's fifty six years old, she was
a guest at this party. But for whatever reason, the
gender real announcement created an explosion, and a piece of
debris struck and killed this woman. She was She was

(55:47):
pronounced dead on the scene, like in one sense at first,
like when I saw the headline, I was thinking, like,
maybe some over zealous person died at their own the
hands of their own which would also be a tragedy,
because honestly, you don't want a child growing up without
a parent. But in that version, I'm like, you can
be like Darwin Award. But this is like when you
see some innocent person who is there to celebrate your

(56:08):
motherfucking family and they're killed at the hands of your
own stupidity and carelessness. Again, I don't know what. Again,
they don't even know what exactly happened, But I have
a feeling it's not that a couple of balloons that
were filled with helium right the wrong way, probably trying
to do something. Why would you pack anything that's gonna explode.

(56:29):
I don't know anything with the explosive like capability is
not good for a party that you're announcing the gender
of a child. This is gender construct so just right,
First of all, gender is a construct. Second of all,
like this is an invented thing. This is the thing
that is holy, you know, from the past what four years,
five years, I don't know because I remember or not.

(56:50):
You know, back in the sixties, jack Woman, I just
thought in my mind, you just knew people be like
it's a baby shower, and part of it was like
it's a boy, it's a girl. Yeah, but these are
the ones where the parents don't know, right, So that's
something I don't know find out. And then I brought
this up. But a year ago, you know, we had
the forty seven thousand acre wildfire due to it an

(57:12):
Arizona party because the guy put Tanner right next to
like and then it just blew up and for border
patrol or something like that. It was yeah, okay, so
he was like, I'll do it out here where I
work and then set forty seven thousand acres on fire
to to show the world he was going to have
a boy. That's not great. Yeah, yeah, I don't know

(57:37):
what what the funk is the gender reveal replacing or
what I'm trying to out what what's the gap which
feeling being like, how do we show the funk out
to me? Like this is the gender of this child.
I think that social media has made us all lonelier,
you know, like my made us more isolated from one another,
and just like being on our phones constantly has made
us more isolated and like an interpersonal sense, and so uh,

(58:02):
you know, having a gender revealed party at least, you know,
it's a way to bring people together while also having
like the most grammable of events. It seems like it's
like specifically designed to for Instagram. Um so I don't know,
Like I don't, well, it's so sensational because it's meant

(58:24):
to bring as much attention onto yourself. I'm just trying
to like really like where it's not enough to simply
have your loved ones around that. I guess at a
certain point you need a spectacle that will then reverberate
outside of your immediate family or is it within your
family just it's it's purely just your ego where it's like, yeah,

(58:45):
can you believe my sister just like popped a balloon
and glitter came out? Right. I think it's just for
the Graham But also I mean this, I mean the
same thing with weddings, Thursday night event than a Friday lunch,
then the rehearsal dinner, dinner, the rehearsal party, and then yeah,
and then there's that, then the whole thing on Saturday,
and then the Sunday brunch and it's like one just

(59:08):
get an open bar in a in a good playlist,
and I guarantee you we will have an amazing time
celebrating the fact that you too think it's gonna work. Yeah,
well that's the thing. It's like we had. I mean,
I mean that a positive way. Look, guys, we can
feign enthusiasm for this marriage anywhere you don't have to
spend But do you need an ice sculpture? And for

(59:30):
what yes? So so you mean if it's a shot loose, fine,
but but so this is a thing, this could happen.
We should at some point, when we have more time,
try to think of ways in which everything's going to
evolve into this. Because what you took was a moment
where like, how great is that when you find out
what you're having? What if you found out in front

(59:50):
of everyone else? What if you found out and you
if we do it in a way that's like super
fun and persons too, and only one person will die.
But it's like, so what more are we gonna do?
Where it's like Oh, that's a moment we could make
into a big deal. It's like we're all turning our
lives into reality TV. Like this is what a reality

(01:00:11):
TV producer would do with together is like, Okay, here's
a moment that we can turn into like a spectacle.
Do you see like d one athletes starting to do
this with like when they declared decision right now they
do is put on a hat? But why why are
we not having where somebody's like, we could do this
in a much bigger way. Why don't you fire bomb
the school? You're not going like the don't tell anyone kids.

(01:00:35):
Actually asking people to prom is like a new one
of these things. I don't wanna. I don't want to
like begrudge anybody, like a new sort of cultural ritual.
I just think, you know, just in general, maybe maybe
the thing we should be calling out is don't use
explosives if you don't know what the funk you're doing.

(01:00:56):
Maybe you know, even if you do, let people know
a very at least let people know, Hey, motherfucker, this
vengender revealed party. I'm not fucking around. I have sem
text that I'm using. This ship could blow a crater
in my backyard. Have you guys seen forged in fire
where they make their own weapons. It's like a competitive
show on like History Challenge or something like that. The
point is this, they have to test the weapons, and

(01:01:18):
they have a professional person come and test them, and
that person obviously has like protective gear when they do
it right. This is just them striking like some shape
with a sword. Okay, the people who made it that
are standing ft away. They put on safety glasses too,
And this is for someone a professional person hitting a
sword onto a piece of pig. So there's no way

(01:01:41):
in these explosive deals that they have taken the precautions
that you would need to on any level to be like, yeah,
we're gonna blow this up in the backyard. The guy,
if you've seen the video, the guy who can't hit
the baseball that's filled with the dust of what gender
they're gonna have? Um, it's that's great. Yeah, that's because
him missing it makes it all the more hilarious, asked
and he laughed. And if he makes contact, the ball

(01:02:02):
will disintegrate and reveal the gender. You're not gonna hit
someone's head. No one needs to have some little fun
in their life. They want just like you were saying,
not trying to take this away, but I think of
the other evaluate scale and safety when you're doing this agreem.
A homemade device was meant to discharge a colored powder
instead of exploding like a pipe bomb. There's another thing.

(01:02:27):
You encase them in nails and screw like, what did
you have around that? This is the old thing you
ever the firecracker? Right, you put a firecracker in your hand,
you leave your hand up and set it off. You're
gonna get burned. You close your hand and set it off,
You're gonna oh my god. Family members, Well, did a
metal cylinder melded? Well, did a metal cylinder to a
stand and packed it with gunpowder that they thought would

(01:02:49):
send the colored baby powder aloft? But they say the
tape covering the top caused it to detonate like a
pipe bomb. All you have to do is go to
your damn Cross State Line fireworks store and say these
shoot off? Are they pink or blue? Can I get
a blue one? And then just yeah, shoot them off.
It will go straight up. A sessionally made of pneumatic

(01:03:13):
air cannons like you use compressed air and achieve the
same ship you also just read a color off of
a piece of paper, or have someone to do Lebron
James it just take the powder a yeah, that's fine,
pay Lebron to come. I guess I'm more I just
I think what's really upsetting about the story is that this,
this and a party go or someone who you were

(01:03:34):
was there to support y'all, you ended up taking their
fucking life because you wanted to play jackass with the
fucking gender reveal. Yeah, that's Authorities say family members had
been experimenting with explosives in the hopes of posting colorful
announcement on social media. Never as a family, never as anything,
experiment with explosives. Let's leave that too. Manufacturers, Um, well

(01:04:00):
ship d v K. It's been a pleasure having you,
so it's been such a downnoe man, I think, yeah,
look for all y'all out there, lose air, use a
a C O two air tank, you know, why not
get a hose and have a bunch of homies blow
on the other end from very far away. Maybe that
bit of air there you go, there you go? Yeah, uh,

(01:04:20):
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(01:04:42):
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(01:06:12):
tweet you've been enjoying? Yes, there is a tweet. I
love Halloween. So a tweet that I have right now
is from Mark Hamill at Hamil himself. One of the
best family traditions is the carving of hollowed Halloween jack Laden. Personally,
my favorite is the Wookie Roars, because he's simply one
of the warmest, most joyful souls I've ever known. And
it's Mark Hamill tweeting out these pumpkins that they may

(01:06:35):
look at that one. Who the funk made that? And
then I don't and then look at the joke. I
don't know. I found people on the internet who did
these and then like reposted them or or they're from
his own I sup at his house so bad at
carving pumpkins like I like I have for the last
two years. I've avoided it because I did one of

(01:06:55):
the worst Heisenberg ones like years ago. The shame I
look at this, this is in that threat underneath somebody
did a Harley Quinn and Joker like pumpkin around that. Yeah,
it's unreal. So I love Halloween and stuff like that
makes me happy. Yeah, good grief. Shout out to people
who are like crafty rock Uh Miles, where can people

(01:07:16):
find you? I might as just kick off my foot
to a pumpkin, be like, yeah that's the face today
called stumped out pumpkin. Um Where me me? Oh little me?
Mr Miles, Miles of Gray at Miles of Gray on
Twitter and Instagram. Uh, jacket, Wait, why did I say jacket?
That's because I was looking at a Reductress tweet that said,
at Reductress, puffer jackets that will make you look like

(01:07:37):
a sexy little michelin man, I don't know a lot
of these north faces look like that. And then one
more from Reductress just so stupid. God us alert. This
woman listed the moon as her emergency contact. Perfect love
it all right? You can find me on Twitter at

(01:07:58):
Jack Underscore oh Iron. But first, I do want to
apologize for something I said in an episode last week.
We were talking about Michael Jordan's and I said I
thought he was mentally ill and laughed about it. And
I just want to apologize, uh and say here very
clearly that I definitely didn't intend to stigmatize mental illness

(01:08:21):
at the very serious and also very common issue that
you should never hesitate to get help with, and it's
an issue that needs to be less stigmatized in our
culture in general. So yeah, I am sorry for that. Uh.
Some tweets I've been enjoying, uh at Candy Sanford tweeted,

(01:08:41):
You're not a real new Yorker until you've eaten your
lunch on a steel beam during the construction of your
empire State of US And I love that photo. And
Lewis Vitell tweeted Joan Crawford and Betty Davis, Now that
was a star war me with my cane yelling at
kids with light savers. You can find us on Twitter

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out on Miles What is that going to be today?
Think about that photo bunch a top of skyscraper, very

(01:09:25):
famous image that was actually the building of the Rocks.
Pretty rock to some people. Know, just some photo history
for you. Uh. This track we're gonna write out on
is part three by the artist Crump. Now the vibe
just laid back, you know how to do it the
first couple of days week, just something just some just
some something instrumental with a little bit of lyrics, but

(01:09:47):
very great combination of you know, basic get drums, bass
get drums. I said, bass Get runs, drums, synth. It's
all there for you, so check it out. It's like
you know, Psyche, but jazzy psyche. Also the Daily says
to the production by Heart Radio. For more podcasts for
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(01:10:08):
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