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In episode 111, Jack & Miles are joined by comedian Jacquis Neal to discuss women's similar experiences with Trump, crazy person John Bolton replacing H.R. McMaster, John Dowd leaving Trump's legal team, a google trends watch, bloidwatch, & more.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty three, Episode
five of Dire Dailies eight Guys for March twenty two,
thousand and eight. Team, my name is Jack O'Brien, a
k A Simple Jack courtesy of Jeffrey Waitefield. That is
uh the satire of I Am Sam starring Sean Penn,

(00:22):
where he goes full our word. I guess we'll say
uh in in Tropic Thunder. And I am thrilled to
be joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray.
Bump bump, bump, dance Miles, and that is from Chapman Rice.
Thank you to the ak A goddess, Chapman Rice. Everybody danced, Miles. Ye,

(00:46):
I love music Factory. Hey who doesn't? Uh? And I'm
thrilled to be joined by Jacques Neil. Also thrilled to
be joined. He just said I'm thrilled. I'm also thank
you Tip least we Jack. I think Jack is extra
thriller today. I am extra excre thrilled. What's up? Jackies Neil,

(01:09):
one of the cultural kings. I need an a k
A Oh, nobody has ever given me one. You don't
have one. I don't have a k asking dude, your
listeners are pretty creative. I'm sure they are, so I'm
gonna get one. Yeah, all right? Who was Jackie? What
can give me? Give me one? Now? Jackie's Neil the
Man of Steel? Which king would you be? One hand?

(01:30):
Jack King? Midas, culture King? Oh? Everyone has a different
Yeah I am culture King? Yes King? Alright, Jackies? What's
also hilarious? Improviser and performer? Jackies? What is something from
your search history that is revealing about who you are?

(01:52):
Z human bean? I'm just gonna go right to the
last one. The last search I looked at last night
was smoking old weed. I just wanted. I was worried.
I was like, does old weed eventually turned to like
PCP or something like? That? Was the half what's that?
It's the half life of the week. If I smoked this,

(02:13):
will I be running through the streets naked? What's the
official word? It's just less potent. It's just less potent. Yea.
It was like probably nothing will happen at all. You know.
It's so funny. When I was like six fifteen, uh,
and like you know, it was just started smoking weed
like for real, you know, like there was nowhere to
get it. But We had heard about someone's older brother
years ago who got in trouble hid a pipe and

(02:36):
some weed in the like near the l A River
by this overpass. We lived that. So like a bunch
of fucking psycho teenagers with nothing to do, we fucking
did a man hunt for this like mythical bag that
had like a pipe in it. We found that ship found. Yes,
we smoked that ship and it was we got sick. Yeah,
it was like moldy and ship. It had like legit

(02:59):
had been there probably for to make a solid three
years and it was like a myth that had existed
in like amongst our friends and brothers, like everything, and
then yeah, we found it. That should be like your
generations stand by me. I heard there's a weed you
know what's not to be fucked with? His old mushrooms.

(03:20):
You should use those within a certain because like they
find those under cowship. So there's stuff that's like growing
mushrooms are that's why that's mushrooms. Yeah, I've never done mushrooms.
One time, Don't opened the bag of old mushrooms and
they were like bugs crawling through them. It was those

(03:40):
are called spirit guides. Did you still take them? I did, Yes,
I did, and I was in the hospital before. It's
pretty good actually, But jackies, what is something that is
underrated The mcgriddle. Oh yes, the McDonald's breakfast mcgriddles. Listen
McDonald's right now, they're doing their two for four special

(04:04):
where you can get to breakfast dwiches for four dollars,
which is a great deal. Well remember when it used
to be even cheaper though it was. Yeah, let's not
live in the past yet. I like, got me my
bacon neck and cheese biscuit and then I got a mcgriddle.
I was like, this is delicious. And then somebody looked
at I ate too because I'm a fat ass, uh,
And somebody looked at me. I was like, man, why

(04:24):
don't even get the McMuffin because McMuffin sucks. Okay, we'll
go on see miles with me, until I shouted on
the muffin children. Yes, there is classic, but the mcgriddle
should be classic now. Yeah, it should be the new
It should be the new McMuffin. When it came out.
I remember my friends and I like, we got our

(04:44):
ship together to wake up early enough to go get
McDonald's back because at this point we were out of
high school. I think, yeah, so like we didn't really
have a reason to be up before ten, but the
mcgriddle was one of them. And then I used to
bribe you on my homie Chris, like my mom needed
to help moving some furniture around it because like the
strongest dude I knew. I'll was like, yo, if you
come through, my mom will hook it, will lace you
with the mcgriddles. And he was before you hang up

(05:04):
the phone was there when pouch over his head. I'm like, yes,
the power of the mcgriddle. It's so good. I don't
do it no more. But I used to still put
jelly oh my mcgriddle, And now I'm like, all right,
I don't want diabetes use, so I don't do that now.
At one point, weren't two egg mcmuffins like three bucks? Yeah,

(05:26):
like back I can remember, you probably still are. I
think it's like two for five. Now it's something criminal,
something criminal, because it all depends on where you are.
Also shout out to McDonald's all day breakfast. That was
a game change. That was a game changeing nobody wakes
up before to go get breakfast. This is true. I
believe this is nobody on earth. We all wake up

(05:47):
at ten forty five and we missed that McDonald's breakfast
and we're angry. And now you can wake up at
two a po and get your breakfast. So shout out
there you go. Do you have any feelings making the
world less productive? Maybe you don't know where up? One
less reason to wake ut up in the morning, to
to get up before noon. I mean, that's not We're
not too far off from a reality where people wake

(06:08):
up and go that miss McDonald's Preford buckets, going back
to sleep. Yeah, I used to do that. Yeah. Especially,
I think they're adapting to this new world where people
don't need to work and we're all going to be
on universal basic income. So they're just like, yeah, well
nobody's gonna be up before you. Better like the economy,
economy where you can do your job whenever however you want. Uh.

(06:31):
Great thing alright, jackies. What is something that is overrated? Medicine?
Oh no, let me tell you why? Please? So I
got I'm I'm in pain, you know, I got my
back hurts right now. Uh. And because I was I
was at this I was at Disneyland for about thirteen fourteen,
hours on Tuesday. Uh walked the entire time and I'm

(06:54):
getting too over that. Yes, that podcast in life, I
profer don't work unless it is ship they give you
and they put in your veins. It doesn't work. Cold
medicine doesn't take away your code. It just temporarily makes
you feel better. If it does that, I'd be profan.
Don't make you better. It just it's a mask. Medicine

(07:16):
is a mask, and I might as well just not
put drugs in my body unless it's marijuana, right, and
which would probably help your back. CD tincture, Yeah, go
get the one in the Whoopi Goldberg one that she makes.
What is it she Whoopi Goldberg makes like a topical
tincture for like body pain. I think it's actually for
mentional cramps, but she has like whatever. A lot of

(07:37):
the weed stores there's like this this like display with
Whoopie and this other hippie woman, and I'm like, yeah,
what's this Whoppy Goldberg thing? Like it's like a topical
pay reliever. And I was like, oh, the THHC thing that,
which is interesting too because a lot of states that
have medical marijuana, they have lower incidences of opioid addiction
because you know, the plant heals, it heals, it heals.

(07:59):
So what you're saying, you're this is really this is
you going up against big pharma and you're saying, you
know what, it doesn't I'm not playing your game. It
doesn't work. Yeah, I'm not gonna spend the money. I'm
not gonna take the pails. But you just stole a
bunch of our proprofen out of the cabinet. I have
a problem. Uh not because it works. I have a
problem just the case. I will say, I think it's

(08:22):
true that medicine works differently for different people. For sure.
That's probably because like my my wife is recovering from
major surgery right now, and she got through like the
last couple of weeks with ib profen. Yeah, and like
when when the pain is like that real, like it's
it's a thing where you can't like think you can't

(08:42):
do anything unless you unless something is relieving your pain.
And uh, extra strength, I'd be proven was what we got.
So you calling him out because you're like, oh, what,
you just walked around Disneyland for surgery medicine working. No,
I'm the I'm the biggest baby of all, I've had

(09:03):
a cold. She's recovering from major surgery, and I'm like
more laid up than she. I think many women are
just way tougher than I. Don't think I had my
first uh analgesic pain reliever as it were, until I
was about seventeen, because my mom insisted I didn't. I

(09:23):
never wasn't pain because that's more like they do. Also,
like Japan, she's like, we didn't have She's like, you know,
this is post World War two of the bombs. I
just come down. She's like, you think we had Thailand off.
I'm like okay, but like look at my elbow it
is up and she's like, no, you don't need that.
I was like, you need discipline. I'm like, okay. Now,
I definitely take pain killers less because I don't know

(09:45):
if it's just because like I've tried to convince myself
that they don't work with a childhood of being told
you don't need it. But every now and then, yeah,
like when when I get real, like back paints take
like three though you have to take two. I If
I take prof and I'm popping three or four, yea
is okay to do that? With Thailand all not any

(10:07):
any sort of aceta meda fine can really funk up
your liver if youd on it. Yeah, so i'd be profen,
I I think, so ask your doctor, don't listen to
my phone. Listen now. I just know specifically that Thailand all.
Uh this American Life actually did a big story about

(10:28):
how people were dying and getting all sorts of liver
and kidney problems from odeon on fucking Thailand. Which, yeah,
you'd think that would be a thing that they'd be like,
whoa big blinking red red letters because people just like
probably chronic pain and are just taking Thailand all and
then like you're taking like what if you have like

(10:49):
a week long headache and so you're taking like a
whole bunch. You're like, oh, it's really bad, so I'm
gonna take four or five Thailand all at a time. Uh,
and then you end up with a lifetime kidney issue.
Uh well, moving on, Yeah, so what is a myth alright,
other than medicine? Other than medicine? That was also my pain.

(11:12):
We call sensation. It is how you feel like I
was just trying to pray over Jackies's back earlier. He
was just like this one that worked well. I mean
it wasn't. It was about documentary about all paying is
fear bas you know what I mean. I'm just trying
some vibes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right.
I was talking about this with somebody. I'm a fan

(11:32):
of Looney Tunes. So here's a myth that's some people
probably know, but I had to debunk it for a
lot of people. Not really, it's not real. Yeah, Looney
Tunes when they're the original like Mary Melodies and the
original Looney Tunes were not children cartoons. Uh No, they
actually were shorts that they played before movies, which is

(11:57):
why some of those old school cartoons like Tom and
Jerry and Looning Toons have won Oscars because they were
up for Academy Awards because they were movies. They were movies.
Yeah yeah, yeah, so they were movie clips and and
they would also like touch into real ship like propaganda
during the war. They would also black face with some episodes.

(12:20):
Uh So. It wasn't until like the late sixties early
seventies when the Saturday morning cartoons start coming out, that
Looney Tunes started to become a children's cartoon. But before
that it was a straight up just movie shorts. It
wasn't even cartoons, they were just movie shorts. Yeah. Then
they played before actual movies in the theater. Yeah, when

(12:42):
you think about it, it's almost more specific to a
generation to think of cartoons specifically as a kids thing,
because like in the sixties they had the flint Stones,
which was like Honeymooners, like uh, and now like kids
growing up now, I don't think they would think of
cartoons as a specifically kid thing at all, right, because
of Cartoon Network. Yeah, yeah, family guys. So yeah, it

(13:07):
might just be like kids who grew up in the
eighties and it was it was like yeah, because we
also had like nicktombs, like Nickelodeon cartoons like Rugrats and
Doug and all that. Like that's when it was like, oh,
these are really for kids, all the classy supo classics. Yeah. Yeah,
by that building. Whenever I drive by the building, I

(13:28):
just get like a little phenom. It makes rats. The
real monsters are on the side. Yeah, shout out to
and Oblina. Hell yeah, Oblina could get it though, you know,
actually don't know what you're talking about. A realsters like me,

(13:53):
but like a candy cane with lips those things were hideous.
I mean, one dude, he held his own eyes, held
his eyes with Heah. Those characters were dope. Uh alright,
speaking of saying inappropriate, Uh, women can get it. Uh.

(14:15):
We we want to jump into the first story of
the day. Uh. Karen McDougall, who is a playboy model
who they playmate jack playmate who had an affair with
the president, reiterated something so there too. Now you know
women involved in the pornography industry who had an affair

(14:40):
with president, and they have exactly one experience in common. Uh.
That is just very very weirdly specific, and it is
that the president compared them to his daughter uh and
said they were pretty like his daughter. Um, and just
were like he talked a lot about his daughter. It

(15:02):
was a lot I remember first like with Stormy that
was like one of the things about how you know
it seemed like he was really proud of her to
the way he was talking about her, But then was
also kind of how do you compare to it? He said,
he told me once that I was someone to be
reckoned with, beautiful, smart, just like his daughter. Well that
seems right, but but when you know what else what

(15:25):
the wait? Wait, what do you say to Karen McDougald.
He said, I was beautiful like her, and you're a
smart girl. And there wasn't a lot of comparing, but
there was some. I heard a lot about her. Uh.
Now this is just two pieces of two exhibits and
b alongside a lifetime of just him saying wild shit

(15:47):
about his daughter. Uh. And I think we have some
examples of that. By the way, she's beautiful. Can I
say this a piece of ass? You know? He was
one of the duties of the world, according to everybody,
and I helped to create her. Ivanka my daughter, Ivanka. Yeah,
she's six, She's got the best body. She's hot. So Donald,

(16:09):
all right, I'm afraid to ask this question, But what
would you do Playboy pt Ivanka on the cover of
the magazine that they would be really disappointing. Not really.
If Ivanka was on the cover of playbood assume there'll
be nude photo. I don't think Ivanka would do that
inside the magazine, although she does have a very nice figure.

(16:31):
I said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd
be dating her. It's so weird. Yeah, you're from all
What does Tiffany have of yours and what does Well,

(16:54):
I think that she's got a lot of moral and
she's really beautiful baby, and she's she's got um, she's
got Marlin's legs, she's got this part using hands to
stimulate boobs. Yeah, he was one. Yeah, the baby was
going to have a full chest like his wife. Yeah. Wow, Okay,

(17:17):
so this is also like you're sick. Yeah. There's also
some details about him spanking someone he was having sex
with with a magazine that had Ivanka on the cover
of it. Fortunate it also had him on the cover,
but it's just very specific. Um, he likes to get

(17:39):
her involved somehow that commitment. Is there any way to
see another side of this this these quotes of it
being anything aside from he has this just disturbing, incestuous,
like weird outlook on his own child. No, there's one thing.
There's one thing that we didn't have in the super
cut where they were what is something that you and

(18:01):
Ivanka have in common? And he's like, I don't know,
sex or something like that. Yeah, and then she makes
this face like but this guy, but it's like what
But it looks like like she's trying to be a
good sport, but I was also trying to communicate to
the outside world that she is a prisoner. But like,

(18:22):
like I can't imagine she likes him like as a person,
like or she's just really fucked up. I'd hate to
think that there's anything more than just him talking crazy
about his daughter like that. It's just so disturbing because
he's talking like a guy who thinks that that's just
some ship you can say, Like he doesn't even look like,
oh is that weird. He's like, oh, yeah, she's hot,

(18:44):
you know, it's like the hottest woman out there. Like
her body is amazing. I mean, and like how old
Stern just oh, she's a piece of ass. Like it's
almost like I wouldn't be surprised if before they went
on air he was like talking about how a piece
of bring that up material, Yeah, plug plug that I've

(19:07):
seen it. I've helped make that ass. Nobody makes as
uh so weird man, Like you couldn't even talk about
my fucking cousin like that, Like I'm bawling up my
fist for some reason and it's swinging at you. It's uh,
I don't know, Yeah, I don't want to acknowledge how

(19:29):
the potential for how dark this situation is. So I'm
trying to just pretend like he's just a weird, creepy guy.
Can you imagine? I don't want to speculate any further
on there. This was like Obama, It's just I mean,
if they said it, it would be like, you know,
this must be part of Sharia law to to covet
your daughter and all this other weird ship. I mean, yeah,

(19:51):
I don't even know what. I don't even know how
the right wing media would spin Obama saying that one
of his daughters was hot, he had the nicest body,
like where it would take that just even if he's
were like, oh, my daughters are very beautiful, they would
probably be like they're like, whoa easy? Soll like and

(20:11):
you know, I'm lucky enough to raise two beautiful dollars
and they're gonna be like, right, yeah, whoa easy? There?
You have to see his hand on her shoulder, as
opposed to Trump, who like put his hand like on
his daughter's ask and she's like, get your hand off me, right,
she smacked her away. Uh yeah, And Jackie's to your point,
you know, talking about like she can't like him. Uh,

(20:33):
there's this Facebook post that went viral background the election,
somebody who went to Penn with Donald Trump Jr. And
was saying that a couple of things were different about
him back back then. Uh. One, he wasn't like the smooth,
dapper guy that he is today. They called him diaper
Don because he was like so ship faced all the

(20:55):
time that he was constantly pissing himself. But uh, the
other thing was that he just openly he talked about
how much he hated is dead. So like there there
is that potential that like they are one way in
front of the cameras and then behind the cameras they're
just like this fucking as well. I mean, but he
clearly he clearly favors Ivanka, you know, out of all.

(21:15):
And also there was another thing I forget what it was.
He was being interviewed and they're like, oh, so, what's
your relationship, like your with your dad. He's like, you know,
to be honest, I I try not to bother him.
And he was basically describing in a relationship where he
does not speak to his dad because he doesn't like
he was trying to spin it as he's really busy,
and you know he doesn't have time. I don't want
to distract him to sort of like I don't really

(21:35):
poke with my dad. Yeah, because like how that energetically
read I mean the forgotten Trump. Tiff Yeah, like she
she literally doesn't funk with him. Yeah. During the r
n C, there was that uh sort of cut together
thing about like what a normal, everyday guy Donald Trump was,

(21:56):
and uh, Tiffany talked about how one time he called
her because her friend had died, and he like talked
to her for like a couple of minutes, and she,
I mean, he he was so caring. And it's just
like that's a story that you maybe tell about if
like you had an acquaintance who was like a famous

(22:18):
person and you were just like it was so crazy.
He's so thoughtful. He like called me when you know,
and you best friend died, he said, like, and you
could tell he cared, right, Like you don't say that
you don't describe your like a familial relationship, Like and
I could tell my mother cared like you know, or
you don't when my best friend died. He had five
minutes to give me used it to tell me. Yeah, Um,

(22:40):
he's so generous. I mean, wow, I'm really fortunate. And
apparently there's an interview. Superproducer Nick Stump was just saying,
there's a interview Wherevonka is doing the same thing. She's
just gushing about what a great dad she has, and
she says that, you know, when she was away at
boarding school, she would call her dad collect and he

(23:00):
would always accept the charges a good game. So I
feel I feel like that's one of the things that
you only brag about if you know that he didn't
accept the charges from like some of your other siblings.
That's that. Yeah, that's an exceptional moment. Well, he always
accepted my collect right exactly. Don Junior would have to

(23:21):
say everything he wanted to say before. It's like you
have from Yeah, sorry, I pissed myself in about it.
Kicked out of school. Don't get kicked up? Do you
accept no? Yeah. The part part of that anecdote from
the guy went to pen with him was that Don
Donald Trump came to pick Don Junior up at his
dorm and uh, they were going to a Yankees game

(23:44):
and Don Junior came to the door in a Yankees
jersey and Donald Trump slapped him so hard he fell
over and was like put on a suit and meet
me in the limo and then walked out like that
because he you know, you don't you don't wear a
fucking Yankees a Yankee game looking like a fan. Yeah,
out of here. Apparently, the Avanka story goes on to

(24:06):
say that she was like and it wasn't a long conversation,
and you know, he'd put me on speaker with whoever
was in the room with him. So it was like,
that's because he could just put mute. That's rude as fun. Yeah,
that's so rude. He goes, hold on, Ivanka, I'm gonna
put you on speaker with you know whoever, the Michael
Cohen and everyone else talking, and then she's talking, so

(24:26):
daddy blah blah blah, it's all mute, and he's just
going back to Yeah. So anyway, like I was saying,
or he's like listening to her, that's not being edited.
That's real. That's end vivo vivo. All right, Hey, guys,
that's our president. That is our fucking president. All right,
when we come back, we'll talk about ship that actually

(24:48):
matters when it comes to our president. And we're back,
and you know, we we had some news come through
the transom late last evening that it's probably the worst

(25:10):
news as bad as things have been up to up
to this point, just that it's not sensational news. It's
just yet another person is being replaced in his cabinet
by someone else. But it's it's not dramatic, but it's
really bad for everyone. When you consider the position and

(25:32):
you consider the person entering the position, it is frightening.
So we found out yesterday the HR McMaster, who is
the current National Security Advisor, that he will be resigning
I think effective like April nine, and from that point on,
John Bolton will be taking over as the n s
A as a National Security Advisor, and I think McMaster

(25:54):
the reason that he's leaving is because you know, he
had a no that said on this putin call, do
not congratulate him on the election win, because that ship
was fixed and we're not like in the hey, good work, buddy,
uh point in the relationship. Uh. And you know, as
we know, the Trump the president just could not resist. Now,

(26:18):
John Bolton is the scariest motherfucker you could imagine to
put into this position, next to maybe like Magneto or
like an actual character who doesn't exist. Because this man
is such a fucking hawk and as such a boner
to bomb the ship out of every single country. Like,
let's walk people through why John Bolton is the scary

(26:41):
pick for national security device. So, I mean, you probably
first heard of him, if you're at all old, you
probably first heard of him when he was the ambassador
of the u N I think for the Bush administration,
and he was one of the largest proponents for the
war in Iraq and the idea that Iraq had weapons

(27:04):
of mass destruction. His quotes are like, we are confident
that Saddam Hussein has hidden weapons of mass destruction. Uh. Now,
the thing that separates him is that now everybody from
the Bush administration is embarrassed about having made that blunder.
And you know, people on the right point to the
mistake of going to war in Iraq, as you know

(27:27):
I've heard. Do you call it a mistake? Though? Still
that was not a mistake, you know what I mean?
Like if it was, it was a deliberate invasion for
very dark purposes that was not revealed to the people fighting,
you know what I mean? Like I think like we
have this sort of like hindsight view of the Iraq
war being this mistake that we've we've kind of fell

(27:50):
into what we knew from the onset that were there
are many people, many stakeholders who were going to benefit
from this, and they did. It's almost like, uh, man,
we shouldn't have done that, But they do that. But
then what about that check though? Yeah, but he is
the only person who still says that we should have
gone to Warren I Rack, whereas everybody else says, yeah,

(28:12):
that was that was a mistake. We shouldn't have gone.
The intelligence was faulty. Uh. They he stands by it.
He's like, no, we we did good work, has to
because he completely misrepresented the facts to go along with
his narrative of the low they got weapons of mass destructions,
therefore we must invade. Yeah. So uh And now as

(28:34):
recently as three weeks ago, he wrote a article for
The Wall Street Journal laying out a justification, illegal justification
for preemptively bombing North Korea. This is three weeks ago.
He's saying that we should go and like bomb them
so that they uh, you know, because if they continue

(28:58):
their weapons program, they will be able to bomb us,
and therefore we should just be able to bomb them
right now. Uh, it's not a legal argument so much
as just like a fear based argument that he's making. Um,
and yeah, this is who's going to be in charge
of you know, who's going to be in the President's ear.

(29:20):
As he prepares for the meeting with North Korea, he's
very yeah, sorry with the North Korea thing to that meeting.
It's with someone like this, it's starting to see like
how that those talks might shape up, like based on
how John Bolton is thinking, because he would love to
just go into these talks, come in with their chests
out and not really trying to funk with diplomacye it

(29:41):
and be like, okay, you need to fully denuclearize or
you know, that's all and that's it. We're not If
you don't want that, then it's on. And if they don't,
then they're gonna come back and say, hey, we tried,
we tried to negotiate with them. So I guess our
only option, because they're basically a nuclear threat, is to
peremptively strike now, right, There's nothing that fears me more
then the thought of Donald Trump going into a room

(30:05):
to prevent nuclear war. Uh. And in his mind, he's like,
I got that thing on me like the US nuclear
arsenal is late, so you know what I mean. Like,
he's also probably has confidence that he shouldn't just based
on the capabilities of our military. Well, I have something
to add to your fear because he won't be the
craziest person like on his side, Like that's coach more.

(30:30):
That's sad. Yeah, And it's funny because when Obama was
trying to have talks with North Korea, Uh, most of
the right media this is a mistake. You don't go
talk to dictators, blah blah blah. But now as being
seen as what a piece of the dealmaker. Yeah, what

(30:50):
a what a great presidential move. There's a great super
cut that I tweeted retweeted the other day that is
Fox News talking about the fact that Obama had even
suggested that he would sit down with the leader of
North Korea. Right, the idea of that being like, this
guy is he's unhinged. He really like, we can't we

(31:14):
can't trust a nube like that too, And then them
talking about Trump succeeding in doing the same thing that
Obama said he might do under the right circumstances, and
they're like, this guy, he is a true American hero.
It's it's truly incredible to see. Well, what's crazy is
even like you know, they tried to I forget what
position he was he couldn't. He was unconfirmable like a

(31:37):
few years ago, I think maybe two thousand of six. Uh,
he was trying to. They were Bush was trying to
get him, like I forget which cabinet position, but the
senators are like, no, this guy's a fucking psycho, like
absolutely not. And this is this is why he's in
this position because you do not have to be confirmed.
You don't need to send it confirmation to be the
National Security advisor. Uh. And when you look at sort

(31:58):
of like the way he sees the any kind of
strike on North Korea playing out, it is crazy. He's like,
we need a decapitation, which is just basically take out
Kim Jong lun, or we need to totally funk up
their nuclear facilities or a bomb like a test site
before And then when they're like, yeah, but what about
all that artillery Pyong yang has aimed directly at Soul
that's like near the d military zone, He's like, well,

(32:19):
you know there will be like you know there there'll
there'll be some collateral damage or whatever. He's like, but
we should also make sure we take out as much
as that artillery before, like as part of the bigger strike.
So like in his mind, the people that are actually
like an actual who are in danger. Uh, he's not
even considering because again this is someone like Trump who
avoided Vietnam. He clearly the Vietnam. Yeah, the Vietnam War

(32:42):
was clearly scary enough for him to be like, no,
I'm not working with that. But he has no problem
then talking like this crazy ship like yeah, we'll just
you know, we'll we'll have China will join in when
they see what's going on. He thinks China is going
to help. Like this man has some really Uh, he's
completely differend from no nobody agrees with Like he's not
he's not part of a like school of thought like

(33:04):
he I guess he's part of the neo Kon school
of thought. But they are no longer taken seriously, Like
people now know that, like it's not a good idea
to just go into war unilaterally. And he's still out here,
you know, claiming that's a good idea. And when we
call him a like a monster, we're not exaggerating their

(33:25):
stories about him, and he is personally like a really
bad person. Uh. So there was a former federal contractor
named Melody Touncil Uh raised issues surrounding the use of
funds in a contract that Bolton was working on at
when they were both staying in this Russian hotel. Uh,

(33:47):
and he proceeded to follow her around for a week,
throwing things at her, uh, pushing threatening letters under her door. Uh,
just shouting at her, pounding on her door for two
weeks while they were like so she was just waiting
for a company to tell her what to do. Um,

(34:07):
he's And there there's testimony from at least five people
confirming multiple instances of Bolton behaving abusively towards subordinates and
retaliating against intelligence professionals who challenged his policy positions, which
are crazy and that's exactly what he this is was
about to happen, right And with hr McMaster in political

(34:29):
there's like a story about how apparently he would mock
hr McMaster for like talking too long and then like
look at other people in the Oval office during the like, dude,
why is this guy so serious? He's so fucking serious
because he's the national Security adviser, the fate of thousands
and hanging the balance of the ship billions billions, and

(34:52):
he's got Now, he's got one of his favorite characters
from his favorite fucking TV show, Fox and Friends. Fox
Guys is a Fox comment he's been on eighteen times
just in this calendar year, and like which whatever I mean,
Like that might not be a lot in the grand
scheme of things, but he's constantly been in Trump's reality
of sort of the non fact based like world of

(35:12):
Fox News, where you know, wars are easy to win
and they have no real humanitarian costs at all. We need,
like other media, we need like MSNBC to start saying
very nice things about Donald Trump, so he'll start watching it.
But I mean, like I like this, but then actually

(35:33):
get his chief of state or just like see like it.
Obviously he doesn't care what he's watching. He just cares
that these people like him and like they're the channel
that supports him and they champion him. So that's why

(35:53):
he's watching and glued to the television. Uh, he would
watch anything if people as long as he's not heard
or meant to be self aware in a moment and
look at his own mistakes or flaws as a person. Um.
I mean, we're in the middle of a period of
unprecedented peace. Like in terms of the number of people
whose lives are lost in war, it's just gone down

(36:16):
and down two levels that uh, and for lengths of
time that people didn't think we're possible. Uh, you know,
and and during as recently as the twentieth century. Uh.
And the reason for that is because people like this,
we're not in power, people who are just good at,
you know, turning human lives into like abstractions like that.

(36:38):
That seems to be his main thing is he thinks
about policy as though human lives are just numbers on
spreadsheet like risk something, which is easy because he never
went to war. He fucking avoided it because he's a coward. Yeah,
but it's also crazy, like and I feel like you
don't necessarily have to even go to war to know
that that's probably not a great option, right, you know

(37:00):
what I mean, Like that you at least conceptually understand
that war will result in the loss of life to war. Yeah,
which another thing I was saying, like, Yeah, Jack asked
me about my Google search history to find out how
to know about me. I searched, like what's the what's
the as liman for the draft? So yeah, for at
least for like back when people were talking about it,

(37:21):
who knows, I mean anyway, But the bottom line is
like this is again when you also think about North Korea, right,
it's not a situation where North Korea is like you know,
it's not North Korea isn't like to the north of
us like Canada or something. We're like, you know, we
gotta take this thread is on our doorstep. That threat
is on the doorstep of South Korea and Japan, and
those countries will bear the brunt of any kind of

(37:43):
retaliatory military action because they're the closest and they have
the weapons to actually do that ship and we stage
a lot of uh, a lot of our military equipment
and troops and things in the surrounding areas, and like
so when they asked them, like in this article, he
was talking about like the legal you know, justification for
striking first, you know, And as he's addressing the threat

(38:04):
of all of the artillery that's aimed at Soul, he
was like, well, obviously any military attack must therefore neutralize
as much of the North retaliatory capability as possible. Um,
He's like, but in the U. S. Should obviously seek
South Korea's agreement and Japan's before using force. But no
foreign government, even a close ally, can veto in action
to protect Americans from Kim John Lund's nuclear weapons. So

(38:24):
already he's saying like, yeah, you should, but at the
end of the day, we will act unilaterally if need be.
Now again, I guess the only thing you know that
can make me even get the slightest bit of peace
of mind when I think about it, is like, well,
he has to convince the president, and clearly there will
be other people in the room who will probably not
totally be lockstep with John Bolton's policy. Um, But you know,

(38:48):
at the same time, I think it's even more Uh,
it's more important for the media to be vigilant and
begin if the if the war drums are really starting
to be beaten like that, that people realize what's going
on and can really begin to put pressure on Congress
or whoever to just somehow signal to these people that
you know, this is we're not working with this. But again,
it's very scary because again this is the dude who

(39:11):
loves to just do whatever the fun he wants to
do because we have the threat of the U. S. Molitary.
I Mean, one thing that I just don't understand is
what is the end game? Uh, you know, what's the
end game with this administration? With what's the end game?
Because before before the whole tax thing happened and they
got there, the Republicans got their tax plan, the thing was, well,
they're just putting up with Trump so they can pass

(39:34):
the tax plan that they've always wanted to pass for
the past however many years. That happened, So now what's
the end game? Like why is this still okay? Like
what what what is motivating Paul Ryan's in the in
the in the Mitch McConnell's besides well, yeah, I mean, look,
this is obviously a rhetorical question. We know the answer,

(39:57):
but is it really worth us going to war or
nuclear fun? Because a lot of defense analysts and like
people from like real you know, uh super uh like
analytical think tanks around defense are just saying, like, my god,
like the worst case scenario is like just a full
on nuclear war, and like then they can see, like

(40:19):
we can see how that's possible. We can see how
these talks could go south, and they use that as
a pretext for a strike and then you know with
them were from there. There are these generals from the
sixties that you'll read about if you read anything about
like the Kennedy administration or the early days of the
Vietnam War. Who were you know, it was only twenty
years from the you know bombs that were dropped on

(40:42):
Japan to end World War Two, and uh, they wanted
to use nuclear weapons again. They were like itching to
use nuclear weapons again, and like that was what they
were pushing for, was for us to drop nuclear weapons
on Vietnam to you know, end the war and just
be like, ha, we win. And it's like one of
those people time traveled to the present and it's just like, yeah,

(41:07):
I still want to use nuclear weapons, Like what are
we doing here? Why we we have all these beautiful
nuclear weapons? Uh yeah, because I think for for someone
like that, it's like they it's like this weird nationalistic
shame of like getting caught in a war that drags
on when we have such a vicious device of war
that is capable, yes, of catastrophic shit, but that is

(41:29):
like no one wants to, Like, you don't want to know,
we don't need to flex up to the point where
it's like, oh, well we're gonna vaporize your ship. Right.
The one good thing that can be said about nuclear
weapons is that it's been you know, a deterrent for
going to larger scale war because everyone's like, well, we
don't want to end the world, right, And then there's
this crazy motherfucker who was like, what why not bigger

(41:53):
than yours when you're used to when you're used to
your status keeping you alive while other people go and
die in your place. Like, that's also how things tend
to work when there is you know, let's let's look
at how things work when there's a hurricane. You know,
poor people are the people who die, and rich people
are the people who then come in in the aftermath

(42:14):
and get huge contracts to rebuild the infrastructure. And you know,
that's probably how they think about wars as well. And
there's there's money and death. Unfortunately, there's money and destruction. Yeah,
and again you can you can boil, you can distill
his worldview and foreign policy down to bomb everybody, which

(42:35):
is like, you know, you're including, yeah, he's really got
a fucking hard on to bomb the ship out of
Iran too. He just doesn't. Man, the guy is just
hell bent on like just you know, taking on like
rogue regimes and bombing them into submission. Um. And that's
just I don't don't Yeah, I'm like, I don't know

(42:55):
what to say. Yeah, I just hope that nothing, no
ship goes out of the weekend. Like I I don't know,
I don't know. I don't know whenness is meeting spposed
to happen by May. I mean the one thing that
people are thinking might happen is because he's such a
you know, uh puffed up hard on like he is

(43:16):
going to you know, get the President to say ship
that is going to you know, make make it so
they can't meet anymore because there will be like a
war of words, um, which I don't who knows if
that's going to be good or bad because everything is
so just completely fucking chaotic at this point. Yeah. And

(43:37):
and every person who has ever said anything reasonable to
the president is leaving. Right. It's the most turnover that
I've seen. It's like Circuit City was about to go
out of uh, Like, oh man, you have to bring
that up. There. Another general who's like there the Maddest Yeah,

(44:02):
maddest yeah, with Secretary of Defense. Yeah, I mean, like
the guy we're counting on to be reasonable is nicknamed
mad mad Dog. Maddest is like our last hope. But
at least we have someone who understands the what what
it means to like move personnel and equipment across the
world and what wore me, you know what I mean,

(44:23):
Like it's it's not just. But again, if you have,
if you've ever said anything reasonable to the president, he
will just mock you for being reasonable and you're out right.
So McMaster, they think part part of the thing that
spurred his removal slash resignation was that he had put
this memo together saying do not call Putin to UH

(44:46):
congratulate him, and the President just ignored that and called
Putin and congratulated him. And then it was leaked to
the media, potentially by McMaster, that the president had done this,
and the President was furious that it got leaked. Um
And also leaving the president's UH team is John Dowd,

(45:08):
who was his head lawyer, who tweeted last weekend that
it was time for Muller to and the UH investigation
and you know, or for Rosenstein to fire Muller. And
at the time, I was like, who the fund is
this guy? Like what it wasn't he supposed to be

(45:28):
the guy who was like telling the president to cooperate
and he so he had been the guy who was
telling the president to cooperate. He was telling him basically,
do not tweet anything directly at Mueller and do not
agree to a direct interview. And the President keeps being like, no,
I can do I can do an interview. I do
an interview interview if I want, I'm gonna I'm gonna

(45:51):
nail it. And um, so my theory is that Dowd
tweeted that because he was basically didn't want the president to,
you know, do it himself. Essentially, he was like here,
all tweet this statement, and then when people were like, wait,
what the funk, why are you tweeting that, he kind

(46:12):
of backed off and the President was like this guy,
like the President was basically mad at him for backing
off of saying that, uh, Mueller should be fired. And
so so yeah, it's just it's impossible to be a
person who's on the side of reason and work for
this man. And so I mean that's that's got to

(46:33):
be our hope is that the administration just brings itself
down from the inside, just from a self destruct before
they're able be the well you think about it too.
The the guy that's coming in now, John Djenova or
whatever I think is his name, who's another Fox guy
who's a quote unquote lawyer, but based on his couarduroy
jacket is and never wearing a tie, I don't I

(46:54):
doubt how what kind of legal acumen he has. But
you know, he's now he's legal counsel. Is now people
just telling him what he wants to hear. That is
not That is not a sound legal strategy because you
don't know what you're doing. And if you only have
lawyers who are like, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good,
that's good, you eventually will have to bump up against
the actual law. Uh. And no matter what you know,

(47:17):
no no matter how much encouragement you get from your
sycophant lawyers, you know, it's I can't see how that
ends in any kind of legal victory for him in
any way. I don't think he's going anywhere though. I mean,
I don't know what's gonna happen. We don't. I mean,
who knows what the happening? Even if he gets and
diet it the Republican they're not gonna impeach them. I don't.

(47:40):
Who knows? Yeah, I don't. Again, it's you know, that
almost seems like the least of our worries now because
now it's like, okay, well now throw this whole John
Bolton mess onto the fire, and like see how that
shakes down, isn't I mean, he is surrounding himself. It
seems like when he first made his administration and end
like a lot of people were hired late. It was
the most unearthed anize transition right from one president to

(48:03):
another in recent memory from what I've read. But he
just surrounded himself with people who were complementary of him.
It seems like. But then when they started working with
this man and they saw and then he starts seeing, oh,
these people aren't as complimentary. They're actually saying no, let
me go find me more. Yes man, uh and think

(48:26):
the same thing, like like certain rappers become whack, you
know what I mean when they funk up their formula
because they get a bunch of people around, they're gassing
them up, like they're still dope and not being challenged
artistically or to like do something, and they're like, yeah,
I know this is this is lit And I think
this happens with any like artists too, when your creative
process can get tainted because you get lazy and you

(48:46):
only want to hear stuff that supports your idea that
you don't have to really challenge yourself. It's not a
mistake that after like the two people who are got
so famous that they built themselves things that had like
homes that had like entire parks around them, Graceland and Neverland,
like didn't last another decade. They basically self destructed because

(49:08):
they're just completely insulated from reality. And then yeah, and
then that's the thing about reality, It will knock on
your door. We're just hoping it doesn't end up being
reality showing up in the form of, you know, nuclear war,

(49:28):
because California would be the first to go. I know,
that's what they say, Los Angeles in particular, that's who
Kim is going to take out first, take out at
the Hollywood Stars, take out all of us in the room. Yeah, yeah,
And they said the Hollywood elite hood in this room.
The beginning of daily ZiT guys, no more, Yeah, no,
I'll come on now. We're like, we'll all right, we're

(49:53):
gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
we're back. And uh man, it's crazy that that's how
scary that motherfucker is. Uh John Bolton, we made it
through that entire thing without talking about his ridiculous mustache once,

(50:17):
just like that didn't even come up once. I think
because the consequences are so alarming that right, his physical features,
it doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter that, as you said,
he looks like one of the old muppets. I don't
get what they're called super does. There's also a great
everybody needs to find the superproducer. Anna Hosnia is showing
us where he's like being operated like a puppet by

(50:40):
one of the uh Fox and Friends people, like on
like a torso device, like a spin or something. But
you know what's funny about the mustache there, there's there's
a story about how the reason why he'd enjoy the
White House sooner is because Trump thought his mustache looked
black as fun Yeah, he's not wrong, but could you

(51:01):
god damn it, couldn't. His vanity just fucking keep us
from war just this time. I'm sorry, man, your mustache
is fucking weird. Broll. We have to like hope that
his vanity and like other vices overrule his bad decision making. Yeah,
I hope, because they will be fascinating. That's sometimes I
hope I'm still alive in ten years because they are

(51:22):
going to make like that O. J. Simpson documentary like
American Horse Peace, not even the people like the do
the documentary that was like seven hours. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah about this presidency and there I'm sorry if you're
if you're doing that, you have to be starting that
now because there is so much information and so many

(51:45):
clips that would make that like really pieca together that
unless you're on top of it as it's happening like contemporaneously,
I don't know how you're going to do it after
the fact, like mine through because you think about what
happens in a week, and how my god, the fucking
document it would be more than like it would probably
be like a three year epic. There was times during

(52:05):
Obama's presidency where I didn't hear the name Obama or
think about Obama four weeks. Yeah, and I can't go
longer than six days without hearing about some fund about days.
What are you going to the desert and throw? Yeah? Yeah,
I go to the desert out. Okay, well that sounds good.

(52:25):
And then when I find it, when I emerged blester
those who live in uninteresting times? Uh yeah, I never
really knew what that meant those presidency. So we wanted
to check in with Google before we went to the
Bloyd watch. This is the Google Trends watch. Just a

(52:45):
couple of things that caught our eye. Uh, there is
the number one story this morning was that a family
from Iowa was found dead in their condo in Tuloom, Mexico. Uh.
And it wasn't violence ship, so I thought it was
some violent ship. It was just they think it was
a gas leak. So I don't know why it's like
the number one trending story on America's subconscious. Uh, because

(53:09):
if you just have the headline like Iowa family dead, Mexico.
So those are actually the words that we're trending. Yeah, um,
build the wall, that's that's that's those are the people
who are clicking Matt. Yeah, and to Loom, you were
saying that you think it's like this sort of to
me like obviously aside from the tragedy clearly like, I mean,

(53:31):
horrible thing to happen this family, But I was I
was saying, my first reaction of to Loom is like,
it's the most overly Instagram thing I see in my feed.
I feel like every motherfucker I've ever known is into
Loom right now or has been to Loom in the
last three year. I don't know, eighteen months, I haven't.
I don't know. I mean I just see people going
there and I'm like, wow, No, that person into them.
I want to like five six years ago before before

(53:55):
got all corporate. Yeah, I don't know. It definitely had
that feeling that it was like right on the edge
of being like yeah, but but none of the roads
are paved. It's like all sand and ship and like
once we like pulled up in our car and parked
in this like basically beach. We never touched like pavement
for the whole time we were there. We were just
on on beach the whole time. Um, and so we're

(54:19):
just leaving a tent no, and a like a hut
type thing though, oh like a palapar yeah, yeah, and uh,
there are a bunch of really good restaurant tours who
like went down there on vacation and we're like this
is dope and never came back and like so it's
all these like great Brooklyn restaurants. They were just like
transported down there, and so it has one of the

(54:41):
best Italian restaurants. I've ever eaten it. But yeah, I
haven't been there a long time, and apparently it's getting
yea and they say, like the Sontes and stuff like
since there's so many tours, like pollution is starting to
kind of funk with the area. I mean again like
do whatever you want. But yeah, so observation Sontes are
like these pools and caves basically cave lakes was amazing.

(55:06):
Oh yeah, I mean, I reckon, I get why people
go to flex on the gramp I had to go.
And then the only other thing on Google Trends that
caught my eye was Elon Musk deleted Facebook. Uh, like
the Facebook pages of Tesla and SpaceX because uh, like
someone dared him to. Someone was like, come on, Elon Musk,
gets time delete Facebook because that's the thing that's trending

(55:29):
right now. And Tesla ands FACEX. I had millions of
likes and like millions of followers. It was probably like
a huge part of his social media teams, like strategy
and no doubt. It was yet no, definitely and she
was like, ah, we have a Facebook presence. Sure I'll
delete it because someone dared me too. He more and

(55:50):
more just seems like he is a character from the
HBO show Uh fucking still combat Like he just is
he is. That It's a petty move though. Two, just
to flex on Mark Zuckerberg, like taking my millions of
like somewhere else platform. This is why you don't give
your CEO the passwords right right, Like why does he

(56:13):
have the passwords to Facebook page? And those people must
must be like imagine if you were the person who
because you know there's someone whose job was to oversee
the Tesla SpaceX Facebook. That is that person fired? Now
it's like, I'm so sorry, that's not a job. Yeah, probably,
I bet you must. He probably shades Mark Zuckerberg. He's like, oh,

(56:34):
you're still working with like earth based things. They feature
heavily in the New York Card article about how shitty
it is to be a woman in the tech industry.
Tesla features heavily I can imagine. Yeah, some boys club
type ship is a boys club. Jessica Jones is back
trending because they had new season. Fortnite is trending. So

(56:56):
we're gonna have to funk with those for the next
couple of weeks and get back to you with thoughts
and Yeah, Fortnite, it's probably going to vanish off the
face of the earth in about a week playing it. Yeah,
because I get I'm getting a lot of request for
people on PlayStation. You're like, yo, man, you playing Fortnite.
I was like, I played it somewhere else, and if
I started playing now, I probably will not exist to

(57:18):
my girlfriend because I liked the game. I don't. I
can't just play forty five minutes and put the ship down. No,
I have to sit down, put on a diaper, put
like three meals worth of food on the table in
front of me, and then just vanish. You have to
play for at least a Fortnite Thank you, two weeks.
Thank you. We'll see you in two weeks. I'll see
you in two weeks. And this is where I tell

(57:40):
you guys that I want to welcome as always. All right,
let's get into Floyd. Um really not a whole lot
going on new Uh we've we've talked about just them
trying to force Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston together out

(58:01):
of just sheer tyranny of will like just talking about it.
Uh So they have on the cover of Star magazine
this week a blurry like tabloid style paparazzi picture of
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt like kissing in the shadows,
and uh so it's happened. A huge headline it says
they're back on. That picture is from back when they

(58:24):
used to be together, like thirteen years ago. And all
they have about them being back on is a pal quote.
They keep talking, like referring to a pal who tells
Star that George uh Lopez, not Clooney got them back together.
And uh they they, they say, While a rep for

(58:46):
George denies Star's story, the insider insists that Brad and
Jenner over the moon that he's brought them back together.
But it's not true. It's clearly just they have paid somebody,
uh probably doably. It's just somebody and on their editorial
staff to make up these quotes that allow them to
put old pictures of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston kissing

(59:09):
on the cover of their magazine Wow What you got? Well,
I guess to go off that that narrative, the epic
saga of the Angelina, Brad and Jen triangle. Uh the
cover on in Touches Secret Dinner Disaster. Jen humiliated after
reaching out to Angelina. Things turned frosty in minutes. Angie
refuses to apologize for stealing Brad. Friends warned Jen, you'll

(59:33):
regret it. And there's a picture of Wow, Jennifer Aniston
walking away. Well Angelina Jolie like looks like she's creeping
up behind, looks like she's just like, oh, I just
I just yeah, I don't know. Again, Uh, there's only
like one and a half pages worth of stuff, and
it's all like rehashing old information just for like one

(59:54):
thing of they apparently met up. And I don't I
don't agree with it. Also US Weekly talking more about
Aubrey O Day and Donald Trump Juniors, you know, secret
affair and how Vanessa Trump has assumed to be ex
wife put the five year old daughter on the phone
when she called like Aubrey on the Boy's Mind, The

(01:00:16):
Boys Mind, the Board's Mind, type of stuff. Uh, And
I mean we already talking about that. Also, there's a
new track from Aubrey O Day that emerged from around
the same period of time when she was having an
affair with Donald Trump Jr. Called Yes, I Am having
an affair with Donald Trump Jr. The d j T
stands for Donald Trump jor Donald John Trump Donald jan Trump.
But this one is a cover of Gautiers, somebody that

(01:00:38):
I used to know, but she altered a few lyrics
about how like, you know, you were crazy for this
like sex or whatever. It's it's called d J T J. Yeah,
it's all very transparent. Now back to the more salacious
magazines like the National enquir Uh, typical stuff you know
justin throws cocaine or rest scandal what Jen doesn't know

(01:00:58):
doubt anything happened. Uh. But the one thing on the
bottom classic propaganda technique, what about is him? Uh? In
the midst of you know, the president being embroiled in
all these sort of infidelities and sexual harassment scandals, the
bottom is all the president's women's sex cover ups exposed,
where they're basically being like, well what about NIX and

(01:01:18):
L B J JFK and other stories we're gonna make
up to make the president seem less shitty, although all
those presidents were. But I mean, like again, it's but
it's a classic diversionary tactic to sort of when you
juxtapose that with the current situation. Well, look, I mean
what about these guys too? And the National enquire was
also totally cool when President Clinton was fucking around, right, Yeah,

(01:01:40):
they were. They were fine with that, and they were
the people again American Media Inc. Who owns all these
David Pecker is the one that Karen McDougall got the
catch and kill like they bought her story, which is
why she couldn't talk about it. He's really good friends
with President Trump. A lot of the stories seemed to
be written directly by President Trump, just based on the
language and the way they're written. They're like written in

(01:02:00):
his voice. Uh, and they are their editorial agenda seems
to be, what did President Trump tell us to make
up on the phone today? It's like Alma Rossa's backstabbing me.
She can't read that's uh. Then in the National Examiner,
finally World exclusive, Chelsea Clinton to Hillary get a divorce,

(01:02:24):
He'll never stop cheating, which you know, that's probably true.
That's probably true, but I don't know. But again, like
the inside is like former first daughter is disgusted with
Bill's sordid sex, Shenanigan's love. The alliteration always um this one,
they're trying to suggest that maybe he betted Naomi Campbell.
What I meant out to the Again, this is completely

(01:02:45):
sensationalized fiction. So again they're just trying to say, look,
you know, anything to paint Hillary Clinton in a terrible situation.
And then also the other one Jodie Foster crippled for
life and then in very small print underneath friends fear Jackies.
It has done such a blast having you as where

(01:03:06):
can people find you? Listen to your voice? Y'all can
find me in the streets. You can find me on
Buena Vista and Burbank listening outside my door if you
want to hear my voice, or you can find me
on social media at Jackie's Neil on Twitter and Instagram.
Also shout out to you, Miles. When I was on

(01:03:27):
my campaign for Get Me two a thousand, yeah I
started that at seven something and then in two weeks
but the game come through. Oh there is shout out
to everybody who heeded the call to get this man
to a thousand. That's give me the two thousand. Let's

(01:03:50):
give two thousand. Let's do this, let's get let's let's
give us all check marks, let's get us verified. Uh
and coach king spot you know what it is. Every Rewinnsday,
we dropped a new episode. Uh, we got we might
have a pretty interesting fun guest for this upcoming episode,
so look out for that. I'll leep it out up.

(01:04:17):
I think he's always yeah, yeah, yeah, we know him
and he's going okay, well that might be something worth
turning into. Yeah, but if it doesn't happen, things well
all they heard was just a long beef and then
I'll feeling like, oh yeah that sounds so we never know,
but yeah, that would be dope with Michael Duran came on. Yeah,

(01:04:37):
he's almost like Miles, Yes, I'm getting choked up. I
know you're getting clints, Miles. Where can people find you? Duran?
Duran is neither Duran nor Duran talk amongst yourselves. You
can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles with
Gray uh and eventually probably playing Fortnite bisone you guys
on a PlayStation miles of grant. Also, you can find

(01:04:57):
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link off to the articles containing the information that we
talked about in today's episode, and that is gonna do

(01:05:19):
it for this week season twenty three. In the motherfucking books,
you guys, what are we going to ride out on?
Because you did a tropic thunder thing and the reference
to don't go full retard. I know that's problematic before
you jumped on my throat. It's a poorly reference that
you know. There's a song called the Floor Retard by

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LP again prere with this title guys, pre Run the Jewels.
You have free Run the Jewels LP. But the beach
is really dope, and you know you should bump the
ship like they do with the teach True words never spoken.
We will be back on Monday, you guys, then bye.
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haste