CannaBLISS, Rights?! LOL 5.10.19

In episode 389, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Recently Added podcast co-host Nick Turner to discuss the decriminalization of psychedelic mushrooms in Denver, how marijuana can help your relationship, six states new heartbeat bills, China's persecution of the Uighur population and their security state, McDonald's new global menu, google trends, Game of Throne predictions, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Denver first in U.S. to decriminalize psychedelic mushrooms

2. Can Marijuana Improve the Quality of Your Relationship?

3. Ohio Psyched To Test Out New Forced Birth Law On 11-Year-Old Rape Victim

4. Georgia Just Criminalized Abortion. Women Who Terminate Their Pregnancies Would Receive Life in Prison.

5. How an American TV show captured the extent of Chinese repression

6. Security cameras and barbed wire: Living amid fear and oppression in Xinjiang

7. Kraft wants to reimburse you for Mother’s Day babysitting

8. What moms really want for Mother’s Day (and it’s not a box of chocolates)

9. Cheesy Bacon Fries return to McDonald’s as part of new global menu

10. Google Trends

11. Mum collapsed after six-a-day energy drink addiction made heart beat too fast

12. WATCH: Upper Class - Atlantic.Wav

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to season eight one, episode
five of them Daily Sight Guys. It's the season finale. Uh.
This show is a production of My Heart Radio, and
this is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness and say, officially, off the top
coke industries and fuck Fox News. It's day two THO

(00:24):
nine team. My name is Jack O'Brien, a K. I
can't get no sadists, Jack Shawn. I can't get no
sadist Jack show because O'Brien and O'Brien and O'Brien and O'Brien,

(00:46):
I can't get no Alright, that's plenty. That's courtesy off
Trike Gang, and I'm throwed to be joined as always
by my co host, Mr Miles Gragne. Action Action Action. Okay,

(01:10):
that was Benny Bonaci, also from Trite Gang, going for
the what do you call that? An exacts faction exactly
the sad sad exacta, not quite a trifecta, but we
haven't let y'all know who the guest is to do that.
But hey, you just got close at just TVZ eight
games and we're trilled to be joined in our third

(01:30):
seat by the hilarious comedian Mr Nick Turner. I do
my hair, turn check my name. Tell me how you feeling?
How are you feeling? Nick Turner? Wow? Damn? Oh my god,
ak Turner with that one. Ye, damn your girl? Mr

(01:51):
still your world? Mr Turner? And who Nick? How you doing? Man? Hey?
I just went through a whole flashback to the middle
school during all those nicknames. Oh yeah, Turner in name.
Oh yeah, they never said Nick Turner. Yeah, that would
have been I would appreciate it. How you been, ma'am.
I've been excellent. Just missing you, guys. I was banging

(02:14):
on the door outside for the last couple of months,
just when it became a problem. Watch Jack. I was like,
if he really wants it, he'll stay yeah, and then
he'll keep banging the door till his hands are row.
Your hands are great, by the way, Thank you so much.
Full bone, Yeah, full the full bone. Alright, Nick, we're
gonna get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. First, we're going to tell our listeners a

(02:36):
couple of things we're talking about. We're talking about how
being high with a intimate partner can make things warmer,
more intimate, better. Uh, specifically on on marijuana, which is
not the drug that you typically associate with being intimate. Oh, well,

(02:57):
speak for yourself for you, I said you. We're gonna
talk about McDonald's new international menu. We're gonna talk about
how abortion rights have just gone away quick hard turn.
We'll have an ad break in between those two so

(03:17):
they're not right next to each other. We'll talk about
how the president of these United States wiped one point
five trillion dollars with a t off of Wall Street
with a single tweet. We'll talk about China security state.
We'll talk about craft foods. Given a Mother's Day gift

(03:38):
out to them all the moms out there. Yes, this
is this is also the Mother's Day episode of the
Daily Zeitgeist. Uh. And then we'll just do a bunch
of we'll jump around in act three. We're gonna talk
about it chapter two trailer for which just came out
Janice Ante Compo being just a bad bad man. We'll

(04:01):
talk about why Tesla was trending one of the better
reasons that Tesla has been trending uh over the past year. Uh.
And then we'll make some Game of Thrones predictions. Specifically,
Nick will make them even though he's a season behind.
I think that would be actually the most powerful. Honestly,
I think it's gonna end at season seven. That is

(04:23):
that is a big, a big swing. We also might
talk about a woman who drank six energy drinks a
day and what what happened? Needed a pacemaker? Yes, But
first Nick, we like to ask our guests, what is
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Crap?
How many things are on that list? That was like,
I have like nineteen things ready to talk about, Like, damn,

(04:45):
you hit me right up top from my search history.
I'll tell you what's going on with my search history.
It's all being all the time because I've got malware.
Um no matter what Google, I bing it a while
and it is killing. I'm gonna have to take it
to the major just redirects me to thing and you

(05:06):
know you google it and they're like, yes, this is
a big problem. Popular consider you got I have a
mac intoshkay McIntosh. And what kind of websites would be on?
What kind of files you down? I thought dot com

(05:30):
dot dot are you because you can go incognito, but
I didn't realize they still count it. Yeah, yeah, you
got you still get the MoU Yeah, so anyway, Yeah, no,
I'm just I've just been back to Victoria's secret catalogs
for me. They've been good lately. Wow, look at fancy

(05:50):
Man over here. Yeah, act like you forgot about the
Sears catalog. I did google that to Turner rep for coming,
because I wanted to see what he's been. I was
on a group chat and my my friends were texting
pictures of their dad's young and I don't have that
on the internet. My dad's not on the internet. It
was just like girlfriend's dad is a musician, and my

(06:14):
other friend's dad is a screenwriter. Um, Charles Gool's dad
wrote Cocktail, very famous, and so they shared and then
I was like, I don't know, I don't have any
pictures of my friend of my dad in his twenties
at the Department of Transportation, right, So here's a picture
of Ted Turner and Charles never realized it wasn't my dad,

(06:37):
Like what what Ted Turner UMAs one in his forties?
Like it was like the best picture I could find.
You know, he's got a severe chin dimple And I
was like, wow, a dimple and you don't have anything
like yeah, no, I know it's nuts. He's blonde. Well,
he's flying his own helicopter. You never told me that
your dad was dating Jane Fonda. And he's like, wait,

(06:59):
how came our adult swim deal went through? I'm reading
your dad owned fucking cartoon network. What is something you
think is overrated? Nick? Um? I think overrated? Are following
people that you like on Instagram anymore? Uh? In the
past week, I have deleted maybe people that I have

(07:21):
been friends on social media with for a decade, for more.
A lot of it is how you know Instagram is
filled with comedians clips um or if you noticed this, um,
but all my all, I only follow up comedians. So
now it's just comedians doing stand up with their clips
with the words in the bottom, and that's my whole feed.

(07:41):
And I said, no, thank you. I also want to
followed some people who post really delicious terrible food all
the time, because I'm like, I don't need to see
that literally all day. I got some friends who owned
some restaurants and I'm just like, you're done, I know
where you are. I'll be there. But also tackles Evnado, Yeah,
there's man, it was really just some of my closest

(08:04):
closest friends got on followed this week, and close closest
social media friends are closest closest like actual, actual, actual friends.
Yeah yeah, I mean you don't. You don't need your
Instagram and Twitter to like interact with who you're actually
friends with in real life. You can just keep those
two separated. No, it's just Diana Agron all the time.

(08:24):
Now she's the only one left. What is something you
think is underrated? I think underrated is bringing out the
appetizer before the entree. I seriously, I want to stab somebody.
Last night we went again. You you ordering appetizer and
you ordering entree and they come out at the same time.

(08:45):
Does that? Oh? I mean half the restaurants on it
where I was at Viet Noodle in Atwater last night
shout out really delicious. But yeah, um but no, everything
about the meal was incredible, Oh my god, but on
a podcast shaming because the appetizer came out, um right,

(09:07):
at the same time. They brought them all out together.
What was advertiser? It was Crispy Rolls. Yeah, what was
your main It was, uh, beef noodle with peanutsu Okay, yeah, yeah,
you want because the whole idea, at least the psychology
when you look at him and you're like yeah, now,

(09:27):
and then I'll get into the rest of the meal,
but I need this to start. Yeah. Also, if you
make it before the appetizer, save it, buddy, I don't
know anything. I'm dumb, right, Just tell me you just
made it great? I don't. Yeah, just get to get
the ship out in the right order. Yeah, I don't.
It will really because I will like fixate on it
and it will ruin five five minutes of the meal. Um,

(09:50):
and then my girlfriend's mad at me and I don't
need it. I should probably it's probably about me, but
just don't set me off in the wild exactly. Don't
fuckled my Crispy Rolls where it was incredible well too expensive? Yeah?
Well at water yeah, coming up coming out that you're
changing over there. Yeah, tell me water you ever you

(10:12):
ever have them? Forget a appetizer and then offer to
bring it out after you wious as you're like licking
your fingers like did you still want that? Yeah? Yeah,
that'd be great. Yeah, Like is it free? Pack it up? Right?
That is the move and it has to be free
every they should. Yeah, people don't get you giving a

(10:33):
free things either. Yeah, I've always said that, I'll always
I'll never forget the time when I was a kid
and I got my first free meal because I was
eating tacos Nacho Mama in No from the restaurant and
Nacho Mama's in Richmond, and there was a piece of
the ceramic plate in my taco and I crunched on
it and it was awful, and they said, obviously this

(10:54):
is free, and then I said, oh, great, so it's
obviously free. Whenever something's really wrong, and that is not
the case in my adult life, is that we always
have a pocket full of ceramic chicken. Sir, you came
at lunch and did this. I'm like, how did you
like your burger? Not here? Open it up real quick
that we're getting this ceramic. Yeah. Well, the people who

(11:17):
say there's no such thing as a free meal, what
do they say about that? I guess the cost you're
paying is that you break your ceramic, So that would
be the price, man, if you give me a free meal,
I'm coming back. I went to Not your Mama's twenty times.
You know, you give me a freemale, you're making your
money and no they closed recently. My buddy, Yeah, my

(11:38):
buddy sent me. It was like two years ago they
finally closed. It's confusing word play, but it's word playing
on the word because it's it's it's like because it
sounds like not your mom or not your mama's not
your mama's not your mama's Mexican food. That makes sense. Yeah,
that does work actually really well. But it's like, but

(11:59):
it's sorry, not yours. But it'd be funny. Was it
was a food authentic or was it like hell no,
that's what I'm saying, right, because like for people who
are like Mexican, like, this is definitely not my mom's
other ship. They had fried ice you know. It's like
I thought ice cream was like authentic Mexican food, and
I have never seen it in New York or l

(12:20):
ac No. No, no, no, no, yeah, it's just it's no,
it's like that's actually just ice cream rolled in Virginia.
Yeah yeah, Richmond, Virginia. University of Richmond Spiders shout out,
Yeah yeah. Castlopido was the first Mexican restaurant that I
went to, and the thing that I remember getting there
was fried ice cream, Like apparently somebody just told the

(12:42):
East Coast and Midwest that fried ice cream was a
Mexican delicacy, because yeah, that's those are the only places
I've ever had it, Is that like Midwestern? Yeah, you
don't realize I've never even heard of waking food before
I moved to l A. And that's like half of
Mexican food, right, I just had no idea. Well, I
don't know. I mean, I guess it's so weird. When
I look up fried ice cream, it's like the Mexican dessert.

(13:05):
It's it's delicious, but I'm like, what's the what's it
called like in Mexico. Yeah, I don't know. That's that's
That's one of the age old questions, which came first
chicken and egg. What do they call Mexican ice cream?
Is it called just translate the page or something? Yeah?
Uh and wait, hold on, sorry, hold on, gotta gotta

(13:26):
look up. Okay, Okay, great, So yeah, I guess, Hey, mate,
shout out to this. I think this is a real
thing and I just didn't have it. Who were you
shout up to? Na, Mama's shout. I'm growing up in
l A. And I have not had fried ice cream,
so you should try it. It's delicious. Yeah. And finally,

(13:49):
what does a myth with something people take us? Okay,
So here I have some considerable um credit card debt.
It's in the teens, and a friend of mine was
telling me, here's what you do. You don't have to do.
You don't have to who's your friend? You always want
to take financial advice when it starts out with the phrase,

(14:09):
here's what you did. I have not good with this.
Greg Barriss, hilarious comedian Greg Barris, Here's here's what you're
gonna want to do. Um, don't declare bankruptcy, you know,
because that screws up for seven years. And um, what
you do is just don't pay it. And then after
seven years your debt is forgiven. And but you don't

(14:30):
suffer the consequences of bankruptcy in the meantime. So you
just dive bomb your credit. Um, I guess. But just
like it's already fuck. Yeah, do not have good credits.
They're just like burn it to the ground. And then
from there the new growth was sprout up. Yeah. When
we we just moved into a new apartment and we

(14:51):
had to both give our credit scores and then landlord
got back to us and they're like, this is bad. Yeah,
and then we he's like, your girlfriend's credit score was
a seven forty. Yeah, yours was an emoji. An emoji
I've never seen both of your specific mother crying and

(15:12):
somehow it thumbs down and a middle finger at the
same time. And then we said, yeah, what of it,
And they're like, yeah, well I guess yeah, yeah they did.
You're good for it though, right, credit check yeah right, yeah,
but like your pay yeah, because this is at water. Yeah,
you're good with the needle and thread. All right, let's

(15:34):
talk about the Mary Jane as the kids call it.
All the kids call it that, right, mouse about that?
Definitely not officer, tell me that that's what we Anyways,
a study examined a hundred and eighty three heterosexual couples
for some reason specifically and found some interesting things about

(15:57):
cannabis use and its effects on timocy in romantic relationships.
Where we're specifically talking about this because Denver is now
basically the new Amsterdam. It's shrooms, legal, mushrooms decriminalized. You
become the first city to effectively drenk criminalized mushrooms, contailing
second like psilocybin, but you still need to buy them

(16:19):
from like a weird dude. Uh, they're not. I was
just in Denver and the just doing a run of shows,
and then the first show someone was like, hey, do
you want this quarter of bud. It's like okay, It's like,

(16:40):
if you need any more while you're here, just ask me.
I'll give it to you. Like this should probably be
enough for four days, seven grands in four days. People
love giving comedians. We'd it seems to be like a
thing you're not enough. So if y'all see me, just
just so y'all know it's never enough, I'll smoke that
quarter right in front of you in one go. It's rude.

(17:02):
Oh you have to me, and I'll be like, you'll
smoke with me. We'll we'll buy a Phillies Titan and
we'll get a thing that's the thickness of a spray
paint can and we'll just take it to the face.
Well you know what I mean, gang, I will not
smoke and you will just look in a panic can
like Mary Jane huntin co to cops. Come dude, I'll
have a panic and think you don't like me. Yeah right,

(17:23):
I'm like high, just my contact high enough being able
to talk to thirty feet away he's texting me if
I don't like him, like where are you in the
parking structure? But anyway, in this study, they looked at
like a thirty day period and they asked all the

(17:44):
participants to keep track of all the times they were
smoking or using marijuana and as, and also tracking what
they call intimacy events like do an app? Did Nielsen
do the study? And then it says so at any time?
So what they describe as an intimate to see event
is any time yesterday did you have an interaction or
meaningful conversation with your partner that involved intimacy, love, caring,

(18:07):
or support. So it's not just like fucking kissing or
feeling on each other's about, you know, just a real
true intimacy connection. Um and so over the course of
this experiment they found a few things. So first, with
intimacy events, the participants on average reported experiencing an intimacy
event one out of every two days during the thirty
day period, and the events are more likely to occur

(18:29):
after five pm than before five pm h and women
reported significantly more intimacy events than men. And now in
terms of marijuana use, participants on average reported using marijuana
one out of every two days during the thirty day
to test period, and men reported significantly more marijuana used
than women. So the link here between those data sets.
What they found is intimacy events were significantly more likely

(18:50):
to occur within two hours of a marijuana use episode.
And this was true if both partners are even just
one partner engaged in marijuana use. So together they and
you know, there's a there's a little bit of they're
finding a little information here that maybe there is a connection.
You're not saying full stop like yo, get smoked out
and everything will be all good, because some people should not.
I cannot handle someone weed, and I can't imagine that

(19:13):
would help them become more intimate. But they say it's
different too, Like they did a similar study with alcohol
and the only time those the intimacy events were more
frequently was with both people, both partners were using the alcohol.
Like it couldn't just be one whereas this one it
could just be one person being faded and it's like, oh, yeah,
you're chilled out or whatever. Maybe you just feel more open. Yeah,

(19:35):
I mean this definition this is kind of a broad
definition of intimacy event. And I mean these are you know,
these are good things to have happening a relationship, but
you know, like that that's the sort of thing that
I feel like marijuana use or a lot of different
drug uses. Uh, narcotic, Uh, it's from God and it's

(19:57):
from the earth. Okay, my bad, my bad, vegetable and
I'm vegan. But I feel like it's good at like
making you maybe stop and like appreciate things around you more,
like whether that be somebody that you're in a relationship with,
or maybe it just shows like shared cultural norms to that,

(20:20):
like you might already kind of be on the same
page if you are to people who are like, yeah,
you smoke weed, Yeah, that's fine whatever, versus like I
know people who relationships were one person like absolutely not
and you smell like weed when you come home from
miles place. But that would still indicate increased likelihood of
an intimacy event, right, What do you mean? Because isn't
it even if one person uses marijuana, they're still more

(20:43):
likely to Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess so. But I
guess I just mean, like if people don't have the
same sort of values around. It's use like if someone's
very like you know, dare brain and they're like, oh
drug weed so bad, you'll get whatever, then I think
already that person might not be very open minded. But
you know, like I'm not trying to box people in. Yeah,

(21:04):
all I know is if you smoke weed with me,
we'll be very intimate. Well as someone who's whose podcast
has a weed sponsor shout out to smart but um,
I would like to get high a lot, and fuck,
I got no problems. Um, yeah, no, of course, I mean, yeah,

(21:25):
it all makes sense after five that's usually when you're
smoking pot and having sex. You're usually not having sex
at work, usually after one. Yes, I have always like, um,
conflated all of these things together because right at the
time I saw or like started smoking and started having sex,

(21:49):
and I watched Annie Hall right before that, and she
has to get high every time they have sex, which
makes sense because it's woody out and um. But so
that that thought has like never left my brain, and
I've always thought that that we that weed always helps sex,
and as an everyday smoker, I'm rarely having sex without weed,

(22:14):
and when I do, it's still great. All right, So
good you know, how do you bring my girlfriend in here? Alright, great,
that's a flesh light. Her name is Lyon, her name
is Tengga. Alright, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll
be right back. And we're back. And there's some disturbing

(22:46):
chick going on with reproductive rights in the United States
right now, specifically in Ohio, Georgia, Mississippi, Kentucky, Iowa, and
North Dakota and putting Missouri too. Yeah, it is on
its way. Yeah. So basically those six states have for
all intensive purposes like banned abortion through these heartbeat bills

(23:10):
that they just and they call them cute. See heartbeat bills,
you know that are like but by the time there
is a heartbeat in a fetus, most people aren't even
aware that they're pregnant. So it's essentially like, you know,
it's a very very troubling thing because when you listen,
when you even just look at the laws that are happening,
like we are, I mean, my god, we're going to

(23:30):
this dystopian world that I don't know what to say
as a man, aside from my heart, it just I
cannot imagine. For example, right in Georgia, which is a
particularly disgusting bill. It's criminalizing abortions. People can go to
jail for seeking an abortion, Doctors can go to jail
for performing them after six weeks, and it will even
be illegal to go to another state to obtain an

(23:52):
abortion or even help someone else to do so. So, like,
I don't know how else you can say that is
anything but a full on a salt on the reproductive
rights of people's, like even if you're trying to help somebody,
and even in a lot of these bills, they don't
even have you know, a lot of these pro life
people be like, Okay, well, of course we support abortion
in the in the case of rape or incest, but

(24:14):
in a lot of right, but at least I guess
I'm more thinking about like presidential debates. That's usually when
you would hear that. That's when like, you know, the
mit romneys of the world would be like on pro
life but in case of rape and incest obviously. Well
in Ohio, right, there was this news story that came
out about, you know, and this is a very just
disturbing story, um about this eleven year old girl who

(24:36):
was raped by twenty year old man, impregnated and because
of the bill in Ohio can't seek an abortion and
there because there are no exceptions in that state. And
when with this law, they are essentially will be forcing
this eleven year old to carry the child to term.
And you know, obviously people are going to sue these

(24:56):
these states to hell, but I think that's basically the
plan because in Roe versus Wade, it said no state
can outlaw abortions before the fetus is determined to be viable,
which is somewhere around twenty four weeks. But but in
these other states they're still passing these six week abortion
bands basically so that these lawsuits will work their way
to the Supreme Court and eventually just overturned Roll versus Wade.

(25:19):
And when you when you look at the how conservative
this court is, that is a very real threat to
reproductive rights. And are these like the super conservative local
justices that we've been hearing that the conservatives, like under
the Trump administration have just been like kind of lamming through.
In the future, those will be the kinds of judges
who will hear those cases. I know in Kentucky there

(25:41):
was an Obama pointee who did actually block it, but
it's still you know, there are many ways to take
to get these bills to eventually the Supreme Court, which
is ultimately that's just the strategy at this point because
the Supreme Court is completely stacked or you know, it's
tilted towards conservatives. UM And in Georgia, you know, Coca Cola, Amazon,

(26:02):
the Writer's Guild, they were saying like they would leave
the state if quote unquote Governor Kemp signed the bill
into law. The a c l U s they're going
to sue. But it's just it's just troubling. It's so
disturbing to think that these people have no ability to
determine what they want to do with their own bodies,

(26:23):
especially in the case of I mean, I mean, obviously
this is an extreme example, but an eleven year old
child who is going to have to relive this trauma
for the at least the next nine months or however
long it takes for this pregnancy to go on then
to have the child. You know, there are a lot
of organizations that you can donate to and look into
because it's this is going to be a very uh,

(26:46):
it's a it's a very significant issue that I think
a lot of people need to keep their eyes on
because these are the kinds of rights that are just
slipping through our fingers right now. I mean, and this
is reproductive rights especially, are are such an important thing
and it's it's wild to think too. When a lot
of people are actually pulled about the heartbeat bill, they're like, oh,
I think that makes sense. So if it's a heartbeat,

(27:08):
then yeah. But when they actually explained that it's like
six weeks and the time it takes to even realize
you're pregnant, there's a significant amount of people go, oh, actually, no, no, no,
that that that's terrible. And it's not like these bills
represented like do you want to kill a baby with
a heartbeat? Right? Right? No, right, And it's excellent, but
it's also like, oh, but by the time these people
find out, there past the window where they could have

(27:28):
an abortion anyway. So it's kind of this, you know,
catch twenty two. So can people other than in Georgia
go to other states to seek them? It depends on
the state laws. But in Georgia, I mean yeah, like
they will like they will throw the book at you,
and not to mention, they will even investigate miscarriages Jesus.
So so if they determined that a pregnant person did

(27:50):
something that led to the miscarriage, they would be jailed. No, right,
And I mean, I don't know how you are going
to criminally investigate someone having a miscarriage, but these are
like a trauma you go through having a miscarriage, and
then you have to like you have the cops investigating,

(28:14):
like what whether he thinks you did the right with
the Bible in his hands? Yeah, I don't. Again, So
these are this is what's going on, and it's definitely
spreading through different states. But I mean, this is the
kind of thing that a lot of people were worried about.
And this is what you know when the second Breake
haven't not gone on the Supreme Court and everyone's like,
this is what's gonna happen. They're going to find their

(28:36):
way to do it, and they go, Okay, let's enact
these laws. They're gonna obviously sue, we'll argue this ship
to the Supreme Court. And you know, Neil, Gorsuch and
Brick haven't all give conservatives a w We'll see Wow, Roberts.
Hopefully Roberts is the new Kennedy. You'd hope. Sometimes when
I do stand up in a conservative area. I'll open

(28:59):
by saying some points about how liberal I am, just
so they're not surprised when it happens. And uh, I
used to have a joke where I say that I
think abortion should be mandatory in all cases of pregnancy.
I couldn't be more pro abortion. But I hope everyone
gets one early and often, and I hope that one

(29:21):
day they let us men have them too. That's my Yeah.
Some guys like, hey, actually at the gym right now,
you say let them do them or let them But well, again,

(29:41):
please please keep your eye on this because this is
something that is I mean, I yeah, Well, we'll have
some links to some organizations you can kind of check
out to stay up to date with everything that's going
I mean, what just what a normal everyday problem, you know,
to criminal you know, like I've never had an abortion,
but I've bought some day after pills in my day

(30:03):
right to have the money to do it, and some
people don't really sad. Yeah, And then when you think
about people who might not even have the support network
where they're like there's no way they can get out
of their county or their town or their state and
are in a terrible situation and then on top of it,
you have these fucking ghouls uh in their state houses
and acting these laws. I mean in Georgia, like that

(30:24):
bill only passed by like two votes, and like that's
where you realize even in these state houses, what these
majorities mean for conservatives or liberals or whatever like. These
are the kinds of things that are being fought on
the state level that are that end up going to
the Supreme Court and affecting things nationally. But you know,
the marathon continues. While we're scaring the ship out of you.

(30:46):
Let's look at a dystopia overseas in China, um because
the stories that the New York Times podcast The Daily
did on the Chinese security state earlier this week are
pretty wild. So basically, we talked last year about how
China is at the forefront of facial recognition technology because

(31:06):
they're able to force every one of their billion citizens
to submit for a facial scan. So basically their algorithm
has just is way sharper because it has so many
more faces that have been used as inputs, and they're
using that power for some like really dark ship. Right now,

(31:28):
there's this minority group of Muslims in China known as
the weaker population, and there was a like basically kind
of a race riot back in two thousand nine. That was,
you know, two people died, and China responded to that
sort of in the uh they over responded to it

(31:52):
and have been basically persecuting the weakers ever since UM
and the region is now like they interviewed this reporter
who was who had like gone to the region, and
you know, he's followed everywhere by People's Republic of China
UM officials who are just like constantly following any foreign people.

(32:16):
But he said, it's a surreal combination of like you
have mud huts and generally like a city escape that
looks like it's from hundreds of years ago, except every
other building has these like extremely high tech People's Republic
of China camera hanging on it, and they have they
did a Fox medical scan a couple of years ago

(32:36):
where the government bought wagers in and got blood samples
and scanned their faces in order to basically fully document
like their d n A and figure out like who's
related to who, so they can basically even if you
do something, uh, even if you escape after like doing
something that pizzles them off. They will be like, Okay,

(32:59):
well every member of your extended family tree is now
in a prison camp. So it's like a dark, fucked
up twenty three and me situation. And we have we've
mapped out all your your genetic sequence, and we we
we actually already know who everyone's who's related to you. Yeah.
So it's the most power that any authority has ever
had over a massive number of people because they have

(33:22):
these cameras that are just everywhere that can immediately identify
you because of their facial recognition technology. And ever since
two thousand and eight and the Beijing Olympics, they've been
you know, they used that as an opportunity to sort
of show off this technology that they have, and now
it's starting to appear in like Venezuela, Ecuador and just

(33:45):
other countries around the world. They basically are selling it
to other countries that are interested in being autocratic. So
as as funked up as our government is, like, it
could be way more sucked up if we eventually we're
headed there. Yeah, once they start using this technology, what

(34:05):
are some more applications of this technology? Because that the
one that you gave where they so they know who
you're staying the family is. But like, isn't that kind
of information kind of easier to get? Yeah, I'm sure,
but I think if if you wanted to lie or
something and claim you were someone else, they could genetically
be like, no, you're this person and you're related to
these people. Yeah, they just have everybody mapped and they

(34:28):
know exactly where you are. It's in real time. It's
just like a higher level of just knowledge. So they
just have a group of oppressed, like a Muslim minority
population with that's just surveilled to ship who are they're
putting in giant prison camps, like very like concentration, Which
is so funny because the president is then he was

(34:50):
like trying to get other countries to put pressure on
China to deal with the weakers more compassionately, and it's like, oh, wow,
you so you care about oppressed Muslim population. Yeah, that's interesting,
or that just for your trade war, because right now
he's about to take up the I mean, as of now,
I think that another set of tariffs are about to
kick in um and you know that that the trade

(35:12):
quote unquote tarrade war is not doing so well for
a lot of people on both sides. As much as
Trump wants to claim like total victory on that, and
even like the Vice premier or someone from a like
a Chinese economic think tank was sort of like, They're like, really,
does he think he's winning the war, because every day
he's trying to pressure the Fed to lower interest rates.
He's like, oh, the economy is doing that hot, but

(35:32):
you are constantly insisting on lowering interest rates. It's you know,
he uh. Bloomberg said that the president wiped President Trump
wiped one point five trillion dollars off of the Wall
Street books with a single tweet the other day, Um
which one. It was the one about Chinese trade policy

(35:54):
and basically saying like it hasn't been working. And oh,
the one who's like, do they want to wait it
out for a Biden or some when he was like,
they want to trade with that guy. They're trying to
ruin my really said the ten percent tariffs will go
up to on Friday. Dollars of additional goods sent to
us by China remain on taxt but will be shortly
at a rate of It was a really long tweet,

(36:16):
and even then it was thirteen billion dollars for each
of the two words in the tweet is what he
cost banks. And I'm not too broken up about Wall
Street bankers losing money though, but in so far as
wall St pulls a lot of weight in this country,
it seems like they would be not thrilled. Right one.

(36:37):
It just all fits into his whole policy. Just bluff
until somebody pulls your card, and then you fucking retreat
and you're like, it's never worked, and we're seeing that
happened over and over. He did that with his own businesses,
where they were saying like he would heavily invest in
a company, bluff like he was going to take over,
drive the stock price up, and then sell just off

(36:58):
of the you know, notion that he might take over, right,
and then then he would get ten dollars right on
top of that. And then even then, like even the
foreign policy, the same thing. Pull up with your chest out, Oh, Kim,
John Wun, you better not do this. Oh he he
oh he heard me cut to a short range missile
test launch. And then he's like, oh, well, the thing
is we agreed on long range missiles, not short range missiles,

(37:21):
so he still respects me. There's like, there's nothing to
suggests that there's any anything about his leadership is effective.
And I mean we say this every fucking day, but yeah,
now we're we're in that part. Yeah. I mean it
seems like if people like us weren't so anti Trump,

(37:44):
that people who support him would maybe except that he's
a funk up. But they're like doing it because culture
the culture war. Yeah, like he's so bad at his job. Yeah,
but I think for at the end of the day, right,
like the his funk ups haven't really at them in
a way that they can really be like mo fuck

(38:04):
because it's it's such a slow boil into being destitute
or whatever that you can still again we like we said,
the same reasoning is still working, like pointing the finger
at marginalized people and like, oh, that's the reason why
I have shipped. See, that's why we got to be
mean to them. Like that's still working. So I think
until that that strategy or that rhetoric doesn't work on
them anymore and they realize, oh wait, it's this is

(38:25):
a function of capitalism. When I'm being crushed by or whatever,
and that's why I don't have anything I can I
don't longer have to blame people who have less than me.
Maybe things will change then, but I think until now,
it's just easy to just go to their little magga rallies,
put their hats on screen, rah rah rah, make jokes
about shooting immigrants and keep it moving right. All right, Well,

(38:46):
an honor of Mother's Day, guys, we want to give
you one piece of good news. Craft looking out for
your mom. Yeah, Craft Foods. You know, they're a food company,
so they're not evil every come. It's it's so wild.
Do you look at like everything that's actually a Craft
Foods brant. But they are giving mothers opportunity for a

(39:09):
one reimbursement for childcare, to give moms a much needed
Mother's Day gift. Yeah, and this is getting picked up
all over the place. Yeah, the thing is right. It's
so generous of them, right. You know, they put fifty
thousand dollars into this pool for the mothers of America
to get reimbursed for childcare. Thousands Crafts dollars. So I

(39:32):
couldn't tell if this was an ad you were doing
no face, because it's one of those things look like
it's a PR stunt. You're like, oh wow, Craft, you're
doing so great. Because there was a thing on care
dot com. I believe they did a a survey about
what mothers would really like, what we're like working moms,
just mothers actually want, just in general, not just on

(39:54):
one day, because you know, the emphasis have just been
like and here's the one day for moms and then
after that, let's go back to like our heteronormal gender
normative thing of like you don't even handle it. Um So,
the things that they were asking for like that, we're
that we're scoring very highly in the survey was uh
two for people like, look, if you want to help
your mom's out, cook your own damn meals, more, clean

(40:16):
up after yourself more, let moms sleep in, be courteous,
which is so sad, fucking respect your mom's come on now. Uh,
and then give them more opportunities for a lone time.
And that's where Craft was like, Oh, here's an there's
our opportunity to just make ourselves look like we're really
down with giving people childcare. Um So, I mean, first

(40:37):
of all, when you even look at the cost of
childcare and how much people are spending on childcare in
this country, Uh, it is a huge issue and we
don't actually even we're not taking it seriously enough, thinking
of like the amount of the fraction of someone's income
that goes to childcare in certain instances like astronomical to
the point where they have to put all these other

(40:58):
needs aside because childcare so important. So that's what makes
this like hundred dollar reimbursement really fucking lame to me,
because a it's fifty thousand dollars. That's five people, right,
you know how many? There's an estimated forty two forty
three million mothers in this country, So what is that
one fucking one millionth of a percent? One thousand people

(41:21):
can say, like, you know, we're being cynical about this.
I would like to compare the amount of fifty dollars
take giving away to the amount of money they're spending
on the campaign to get the word out. And if
they're doing this, which is probably in the tensive billions
of dollars. For the fiscal year two thousand and seventeen,
Kraft Times reported earnings of eleven billion dollars UH with

(41:44):
an annual revenue of twenty six point two billions, So
they made twenty six point two they eleven of that
was profit, right, So well, look if if the pool
hasn't run out. You go to their website and upload
a receipt or whatever. There is no company that large
that shouldn't be completely dismantled, and everyone at the top

(42:06):
should we should go to jail. Yeah, there's just no reason.
If you've consolidated that amount of money, that should be
criminal and you should be forced to give it back
and go to jail. Yeah. The effects of all that
consolidation are are written all over the face of this country.
So you know, whether that's abstract to some people or not,
that's sort of that's the deal. And again, this the

(42:28):
fucking lay mass charitable giving from these companies just miss
me with that ship because like when you know, what
did Jeff Bezos give recently, Like he gave like a
billion dollars and they're like that's a that's like less
than a fraction people normally it's like I have an
extra billion, yeah, and so fifty dollars. It's like, I

(42:49):
think that's where maybe you know, we need the garment
to be like, look, come up, come up, off those
profits or breaking this whole ship up. You know, why
don't you you can why don't you claim a billion
dollars in profit? Uh, that other ten. Why don't you
put that back into other people? Miles for president? Ah, yeah, boy,
I'll be on the weed platform. But yeah, Happy Mother's
Day and all the mothers out there. When his Mother's

(43:11):
Day in the nineteen twelve, Oh ship, Mama, I say
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers and future mothers,
fathers and everybody. Yeah and just yeah. I mean, look, Jack,
I know you're a parent. You know, one day I'll
be a parent, maybe if the world isn't around. So

(43:31):
that's one of my fears. If someday the two of
us beat science, if you finally make that the first,
that'll be tight. Have you seen that? Imagine how popular
this podcast would be. Oh yeah, did you see that
Brent wineback video of the man who gave Birth? Was
that a while ago? Yeah? Anyway, google that, but not
at work. I was like twelve years ago. Alright, we're

(43:54):
gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back. And
we're back, and we're grunting. We're just stretching out here.
We're talking about McDonald's because they're bringing their international hits

(44:17):
to the US. Bring the show, Bring on Home. I mean, look,
before you could only get some of these at the
headquarters in the Chicago location. So people in Chicago. I've
seen some extremely whack international McDonald's food items like I've
seen like spam burgers and show. Yeah it's you are

(44:40):
nasty corn beef hash out of can. But these actually
look pretty fucking good. Yeah. Well see they did a
good thing here. They got things that I feel like
will easily translate to an American pal You're not hitting
people with the tarayaki burger like in Japan. I mean
most people like that anyway. Yeah. The Stroop mcflurry from
uh the Netherlands. Uh, look, I'm this looks beautiful vanilla

(45:05):
soft serve caramel chop Dutch Delman's Stroop Waffle caramel waffle
cookie pieces. Yes, that's a winner. Uh from Spain. And
I love this name because it sounds like the most
European version of what a McDonald's thing has to be
called the Grand Mick Extreme bacon burger, the Grand Nick
Extreme Dude. Shout out to the Grand make Extreme. What

(45:28):
they got That one is just burger bacon, smokey mcbacon.
So I just don't know what that is cheese and onions. Okay,
I'll funk with that, and then from Canada, from the
straight up North, are they really getting guda like actual
gouda cheese McDonald's. Look, come alright, don't make it hot
for them, Okay, McDonald's. I don't know, man. They when
they started buying uh apples for their salad, they became

(45:51):
the number one purchaser of apples in the world. Yeah,
I mean sometimes they have to buy real INGREDI yeah,
face mots good. Then they're about to fucking make a
killing and then another one. Tomato mozzolla, chicken sandwich, grilled
or crispy sliced tomatoes, herb sauce, creamy mazzorella cheese, onions,

(46:11):
and lettuce. I mean that that sounds great, that's standard.
I really just for the name, like Grand make Extreme
Bacon burger. Yeah, I'm sure it was called Uncle Sam's
Grand Making Extreme Bacon. And then they're like, guess what
sounds good? Literally everything McDonald's has ever made it sounds good.
But then you get there and you're like, all right,

(46:32):
it's McDonald's in a lab next to them breeding mice
with ears on their backs. Those are which are delicious them.
They're so fucking good with little moths, some tomato tomato.
I do believe, however, that the strup mcflurry is unfunk up.

(46:55):
That looks impossible to suck up. Caramel, yeah, cookie, yeah,
vanilla ice cream, yeah, waffle, give me that fine, put
it in my mouth. It was like suddenly it was
like yeah, like my the thing that I would have
expected from like a European country would be like a
black licorice mcflurry, right like the we were in um Soul,

(47:20):
Korea one year from my girlfriend's birthday. Um, my brother
was getting married, but it was also just happened to
be my my girlfriend's birthday nearing the end of the trip,
and um, it's, uh, it's more difficult than a lot
of countries to eat food to figure out what you're
doing in Soul um and uh so it's it was

(47:42):
a little trying sometimes. And then on her birthday, uh,
in the morning, I took her surprise to McDonald's because yeah,
it's yeah, we need a break, and we who went
in there and I did not. I recognized every single dish.
There wasn't anything there that wasn't like in an American McDonald's. Yeah,

(48:04):
I don't, Yeah, there was nothing I wonder if it's
because Korean food is so different from anything that would
be on the McDonald's menu that they're like, we're not
even gonna funk with this, Like we're not what are
we gonna put kimchi on the menu Like McDonald's, uh
serve served kimchi, Like, hold onto your butts because Korean
McDonald's they got some. They got some for you got

(48:28):
a spicy chicken also. It was so they probably, yeah,
they could have had a lot of stuff that kimchi
shaker fries. Okay, we gotta take a trip to soul.
I'm a son. Yeah, I mean because breakfast is an
American invention, they probably don't have that many breakfasting American invention. Yeah,

(48:51):
the way we know it, we don't like it being
a big meal. Other people like the farmers decided we
need to eat cold. Person actually decided that advertiser was like,
how do we make bacon sales go up? Well, it's
Mother's Day worked on that dude. It was on Fox
News had the plate of ten sunny side up. That
guy is my hero. It was on Fox the other

(49:13):
day or two days ago. They were you know, they
do segments where they talk to people with the real
Americans and diners and stuff, and they go up to
a guy to talk about like Trump Russia stuff, and
he's like, I don't think it's all new, no garbage.
He's got a Trump had on And when you look
at the shot it was on Twitter, he had a
fucking plate that had ten sunny side up eggs on
it and like a little stack of toast. No, and

(49:34):
it was it was almost like, Oh, what the fund
is this? What's your cholesterol? Like, my my friend, I
think the people that think eggs are bad for you
and the people that think eggs are good for you
can both agree that that's not good. And if that's
your average, if you're like every day just in protein,
yeah a lot though you talk about an egg boy.

(50:00):
Do you think he calls himself that? Probably not. Do
you think he also went to right after that? Yeah, exactly.
And then I get lunch and and then I have
a kiche for dinner. People listening to this no that yes,
sorry people who are not in Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, alright, Yeah,

(50:21):
it's only been a change, I mean even for like
two years. Oh there's one in Las Vegas too, Yes, baby,
So look we're branching out. That's where normal people live. Ye, well,
like East Vegas or Henderson. You know. Alright, guys, I
had to work a Senate race in Nevada, so I
was like, oh, we did fine, We did fine. We

(50:43):
beat a woman who was unelectable, so it all worked out.
But you made sure people knew she was on who
did make sure? Yes, pictures that you set her up
on camera? But there that's on a different podcast called
Miles is Old Political Dirt. Um. Let's check in with Google.
We because we didn't know you were coming. We didn't

(51:03):
check in with the big trends. We checked in with
Google Trends. Well, I can't. I can't help with this, right,
So so a couple of things that are trending right
now at the end of this week. One thing I
have to add it there are two more excellent locations internationally.
You know where they are, Lebanon and Kuwait. Soever fucking

(51:27):
license that ship. They're like, you know they're gonna love
this and level right, how does business work? I know?
And that's when you know, some other like international marketing
company comes in and goes I can actually I can
get you into Kuwait City, right, and I have data
that says that they are dying. They are a city
of eggs. Let you know, have you guys been to
Disano's Pizza, which is a local pizza restaurant Santa Monica. Uh, well,

(51:51):
there's there's one in Hollywood. I guess they opened one
in Santa Monica. I didn't know. And anyway, so, uh,
I was in an airport in Fort Lauderdale. And what
did I see? But the second location for Desos really
is in an airporte there the same company. You can

(52:13):
look it up. The owner of that side. Fact, when
you saw on House Kitchen is the maitre d of
the House Kitchen. Marino is one of the owners of Dosano.
Peter used to run Hell's Kitchen. No, I used to
work on this show. Oh cool, yeah, lowly, I thought
the entire oh, the neighborhood area. The competitive game show

(52:34):
Hell's Kitchen Got It which was shot on a sound
stage where a Wizard of OUs what shot um? But anyway,
uh it chapter two is trending. It looks terrifying. I
didn't even see the first one. This looks terrifying. The
cast they got to play the grown up versions of
the kids. They got Jessica Chastain, Bill Hayter, and James McAvoy.
So yeah, it's gonna be wild. Did the trailer just

(52:56):
come out? Yeah, the trailer for to chapter two just
came out. Chapter two, and it's fucking terrorifying. It's uh it,
Chapter two is terrifying, Joannice, the Kumpo is trending. Yeah,
the Greek Freak, the Greek Freak is doing things like

(53:16):
it's I always root for people who are doing things
on the basketball court that like you've never seen before.
And he has officially like busted through like the kool
Aid Man into that realm. He's just fucking He's crazy.
He's an unstoppable does he like walk on his hands
and shoe with his feet kind of he's the first
player to fart a ball off of his butt into

(53:38):
the into the net. But doing stuff we've never seen it.
He will like drive from the three point arc and
get to the rim in a single step like he's
just the longest, most athletic dude and like dunk it.
It's crazy. Um, And yeah, he just destroyed the Celtics,

(54:00):
which I love to see. I was I picked the
Celtics to go to the finals. And I was wrong
and happy to be wrong about that. But you do
that because you know you're cursed, and that's how you
get the Celtics to not make the finals. That's right,
you're like I picked him for the finals. Yeah, and
when the season started, I picked the Chicago Bulls. Baby,
all right, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see it. We'll

(54:20):
see over here. Yeah, the Bulls might still always get
a lawsuit. Yeah, you never, It might be loophole, might
to the back door. Tesla was trending on again, not
the number one search engine Bing, but it was sent
trending on a search engine called Google. Google that yeah,
Google Google Google. And it was actually the number one

(54:43):
search term on my favorite search engine, porn Hub, because
someone filmed a porn in a Tesla while it was
on autopilot mode, uh, and made Tesla the number one
trending search on porn Hub and got it into the Google.
Was it p o v porn? No, it sounds like
a weird angle, like the screenshots that I saw of it,

(55:05):
Like it looks like it's from above. Yeah, like they
hooked a GoPro to this some kind of I mean,
that's a flex where you're like you're holding a camera
and then you look out the winner like no one's
in the driver's seat, right reckless? Yeah yeah yeah. Anyways,
shout out to Tesla for the greatest marketing stunt Potential
Darwin Award Winner of the Year. Yeah, it was like

(55:27):
an official porn shoot though, because I guess the perform
Yeah no, there is no performer. Is a porn star
a name porn star apparently? Um, I don't know off
top of my head, Riley Reid, and I don't know.
I just was filling in a blank space and Mr

(55:49):
Charles six energy drinks a day, uh not good for you?
A woman who had that every day for uh too
long time. Turns out she had to have a pacemaker
put in at age thirty three, had a second degree
heart blockage after she passed out, right, But it's hard

(56:09):
to know, like if that's what causes Yeah, she was,
she's like she says, she has a real hectic lifestyle.
She's got three kids, she has insomnia, so like the
energy drinks helped her stay awake, but it seemed like
she may have just been in poor health and the
energy drinks is only exhaust Yeah yeah, k, that's I'm

(56:30):
like when I read it, I'm like, it's like, I
don't know if it's exactly like these energy drinks did that.
It's like this may have been a sort of out
of control of train wreck. If your lifestyle is such
that you are considering drinking six energy drinks a day,
there's something off, like just go go to the doctor
instead of drinking six energy drinks a day. Yeah, well
we got to look out. Look look out for anybody
who's having this day that caffeineated. In general, I wonder

(56:52):
if help I think either way, I wonder if there
was a moment where she was like, you know what,
five's not enough? Right? Know, first it was like four
and we're like come on now, like come on, Samantha,
that's normal at one for every meal, four meals, fourth meal,
talk thank you, and then fifth meal and six mel
and it's like that's when I eat three am at

(57:13):
waffle house. I used to drink probably for sugar free
rebels a day consistently, Yeah, pretty consistently. It was only
for like a couple of months, but I could like
feel like my fingernails loosening, like it was like bad.
It was it was not good. Finger nails loosen. Yeah, uh,

(57:34):
I was not. Is that why you type with the
back of your fingers? Three? Yeah, I used to do
one pretty regularly back when I was like in New
York when it was like day job and then got
to do comedy at night, stay out all day. But
I take naps six seven a day now. Yeah. Yeah,
shout out to naps. Shout as people have the luxury
to take a nap to thank you. Nap should be

(57:56):
a right, yeah, you know what I mean. You shouldn't
have to travel to a different state to get a
nap exactly. And finally, the pen ultimate episode of Game
of Thrones coming this weekend, we wanted to take this opportunity,
uh to say goodbye to the characters we know are
going to pass because we have a leaked script and

(58:16):
that no, we actually don't know ship Nick, you especially
don't know you behind. All I know is what I've
written in my fan fiction. So I think I like
to know from how far are you in season seven?
Right now? Um, I'm the three episodes okay, three episodes
in Okay, So how do you think it's gonna who
do you think that from where you're where you're seated

(58:39):
I think by the end there's going to be a
hashtag fourth Dragon Taco Bell. That is something people are
thinking about, though. Four can't imagine anyone you care about
will be left alive. Interesting, you know, I want everyone
to die. You want everyone to die. Everyone to die
because we can't see them anyway. I don't want them
to continue living their lives after I know it has

(59:00):
to be done to kill them. You're not gonna have fun.
Who you know what I don't want to see. I
want like the dragons to blow fire on all the
eunuchs and they get their penises back. Wow, Varius might
like that. Yeah, yeah, could you imagine all those hot
dudes just suddenly get penises? You were talking about the uns? Yeah,

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what do they have where they not not Reek? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah,
that's weird though that, Like we there there's a lot
of characters that have had their dick cut off in
that show. Like there's Reek. Yeah, once you start with it,
you can't go and box Man, There's there's the Spider, Uh,

(59:43):
there's and then there's an entire army of them. But
are they but they have their gentles removed or they
are castrated. Wait, isn't that the same thing castration to castrations,
you have your testicles removed. Okay, but isn't a eunuch
having your penis and your balls put cut off? I

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don't know, man, you know we never get a good
shot down there. Yeah, well I think that's gonna be
the last. Guess it's gonna be like, yeah, it's just
gonna be is Also, you're a person who has had
from antiquity, had been castrated in order to service specific
social function castrado. Yeah, oh there is an I mean

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either way, yeah, restore everybody if they want to be
you know, if they're living their life, then do your thing.
But magic dragon breath to bring the hardware back. I
also want like one scene in the finale that's just
like a hundred coffee cups, just like just like the
coffee cup thing was like people really when I don't know,
it seemed like we needed something to distract ourselves. That

(01:00:50):
It's pretty good. People were just but it's just a
weird up, you know what I mean. Though I haven't
been seen it, but I heard that the creators were
in that scene. Yeah, they're also on the scene. That's
so funny. It was definitely his coffee so funny and
no one could like, I guess, don't tell dB. Yes
you're gonna get Benny off, will rip your fucking face off.

(01:01:11):
But again, you know, just go full full confidence, as
if you know what's happening. Just describe to me what
happens in the penultimate scene. Well, can I just say that, um,
Tyrian and Denarius Um thinks Tyrian and Denarius are still sorry,

(01:01:32):
I'm being a I don't know what's happening. Okay, Well,
well I think I think that they definitely win, and
then they kill everybody personally, and then they're and then
they're about to kiss because and then they turned to
the camera and they're like you didn't really think it
was gonna that way, did you? And then there's still

(01:01:55):
mates appear and like whoever they are, I don't know,
but they come and they have two different and they
they rule together. Wow. Yeah, as like as husband and
wife of other people. Wow. And the people and and
Denaris's husband has two penises. Dang. Oh the dude from
Reddit what to dick rick or whatever, there's a dude

(01:02:15):
on who did an a m A. He's like, I'm
the guy with two penises, asked me anything and asked me, whatever, Well,
I got one question. I can't send it. Oh yeah,
it's on there. Oh that's how he opened it. He
opened He's like, y'all think I'm bullshitting. I'm the man
with two penises. Yeah, yeah, no, just I gotta he said,
dudes are way more into it than women. There's penises

(01:02:38):
reddit that rules. Okay, now I just gotta wait twenty
five minutes to bing this. It's on your phone too.
It's like I can't escape being man. Being is a
one at a time search engine. Okay. Anyways, it's fitting
that the penultimate episode is happening on Mother's Day. There's
a couple of mothers having the mother of all showdowns. Yeah,

(01:03:03):
so we'll see. It's uh, I don't know. I need
some big characters to lose, lose the Game of Thrones,
so to speak. Yeah, it's hard to say what we
want to happen with out of respect for your journey,
well and everyone, because why why do you you know, Well,
we typically tell people's this is spoilers. We were like, yo,

(01:03:23):
just skip, just skip this apart if you don't. If
you did, you say that this time, we weren't really
spoiling yeah, I had. I saw a spoiler on Facebook.
It said spoiler and then um, spoiler one of the
biggest Game of Thrones spoilers, and it did. There wasn't
even like a space, it wasn't on a different line, right,
They're just like, spoiler this right and not realizing our

(01:03:44):
eyes just track from very naturally to the next world
are you talking about? And then I wrote on there
it's just like, hey, just let you know this was
a bummer. Uh, the spoiler you gotta do like the
thing where it's way lower. You got a click seamore
And then he responded in no way right, huh, because
you know what the rules are? What is it? Forty

(01:04:05):
eight hours yeah, forty eight hours for show, two weeks
for a movie. I got different rules. Here's my rules. Uh,
no spoilers until it is in the American lexicon, like
until scary movie has parodied it or something. No spoilers.
No spoilers ever, why would what is a spoiler other
than just someone saying something for no reason. You want

(01:04:27):
to have a conversation about it, do it, talk to
your friends, but don't just post spoiler this just put Yeah,
I don't just post et died what Oh, yeah, well
that was in the motherfuck that's in my that's in
my Game of Thrones fan fix. At the end, Et
gets eaten by one of the dragons. Oh ship, that
would be tight. Yeah, alright, I can do with that.

(01:04:50):
Spits out, spits them out. Not in the movie. Oh good, okay,
but one has to imagine he'd probably be dead now,
so like all the animal Yeah, well, I don't want
Eat to die. Ever. Oh I thought you were saying
that you're glad he's dead. No, no, no, I remember
I saw Et as a kid and I hid myself

(01:05:13):
amongst like stuffed animals I had in my bedroom, like
and just laid him on top of myself with my
face only the things showing. My mom thought I was kidnapped.
It's christ because I didn't say she's like she was
calling for me, and I was like this, she thought
you pulled a Jared Leto and just had a just no.
But like she didn't know because she she just you know,
scanned my corner of my bed. Did it did not register?

(01:05:35):
And I was like, oh, this is fucking tight. Shout
out to eat. She couldn't have just like let out
one miles. I didn't know, but my I was. I
was a you know, I'm a shitty four year old
and on my she's fucking crying and then I'd be like, mom,
come on, and then she gave me the smoke. Yeah.
Nick has put a pleasure of having. Oh my god,
thank you so much. It's my favorite place on earth.

(01:05:57):
Back to the street, where keep on knocking? Baby? Where
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(01:06:21):
What's that? Oh? She's your producer, the only other person
your legal name, superproducer and super producercer. Is there a
tweet you've been enjoyance? Oh my gosh, I have been
enjoying this tweet every day for the last eight days.
All right. It is from Bowen Yang. Yes, and the

(01:06:43):
tweet is when God closes a game stop, he opens
an escape room that is to miles Where can people
find You? You can find me and follow me on
Twitter and Instagram at miles of gray. Uh, let's see

(01:07:04):
And a tweet that I like, just something I think
is very interesting. Uh, you know cauliflower US it's very popular. Uh.
And Dane Smith Dannis Smith or Underscore Smith smif wrote this.
It says no one has had a bigger globe in
the last ten years, and cauliflower and we were being
an ashy broccoli to being the mystique of vegetables always

(01:07:25):
coming at you with a new shape. You want rice,
mashed potatoes, pasta, cheese, a man, low cost housing, make
it from cauliflower. That's good. I totally agree. And yeah,
I mean, like I just had the cauliflower pizza for
the first time, power or whatever, and I'm like, it's
not bad. I've made cauliflower pizza before. Um, the cauliflarer clusters. Yeah,

(01:07:47):
with no flower in it, with dressed cauliflower and cheese,
and it is impossible. It just falls apart. You have
to get the cauliflower so dry that you can't want
the pizza in it in that day. You have to
let the cauliflower dry for days or else it's gonna
be too wet and it's never gonna work. Well, that's
why I just buy it something. I get the cheese

(01:08:09):
cloth specifically, for Yeah, and then you just squeeze. I
would just spend hours like squeezing out the water of
this cheese cloth, and then it's just still too wet.
You couldn't just put a bunch of weights on it
and let it like naturally press out like that. This thing,
this is my word, this is my workout. I didn't have.
I couldn't afford the weights. So you know the bench
press that you have at your house, just take the

(01:08:31):
weights from Yeah, that's why I just got the one
big arm. Tweet I enjoyed is from the classic Megan
amerund at Megan Amer and tweeted pm ratta to a
rat lives in my mouth and gives you a great
blow job. Seriously, she already has one, doesn't emmy for Megan? Uh.

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(01:09:28):
our footnote where we link off to the information that
we talked about in today's episode, as well as the
song that we ride out on. Miles. What are we
riding into this fine weekend? We're going to ride a wave,
more specific a track called Atlantic dot Wave W A V.
I thought it was gonna be serving us by the
beach Boys. No, no, no, no, uh this is from

(01:09:52):
uh upper class Yeah, ok, no matter what. Uh yeah right,
it's just burned me right yeah, upper classic producer I
believe from Germany. Um, so yeah, just check this out
Atlantic Wave. It has oddly enough Um actually, no, this
is a different song. I thought it has a sample

(01:10:14):
from an artist called John Bath, but that's so inside baseball.
I don't even know why I said that out loud.
So this is Atlantic Wave by Upper Class. You thought
Atlantic Wave was one with the John Bat sample. Yeah,
the fun is going on with miles your miles away right,

(01:10:35):
ride out on that. We'll be back on Monday. You guys,
have a great weekend and a great Mother's Day. Call
your mother, get her flowers, tell her you love her,
thank her for everything she did for you. Said yeah,
tell you all right, guys back and not killed you

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and not kill you and not kill you