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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to season one, episode one
of Jared Day's Eye Guys production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into American share cow. She doesn't say officially off the top.
Fuck the Koch Brothers, fuck Fox News, fuck Limbaugh, buck
sex him, fuck Ben Shapiro, fuck everything. J Yeah, yeah,
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welcome to all the all the new listeners who heard
our radio advertisement. Uh and hopefully come in. Yeah, come
on in. It's the waters here. Uh. It is Monday, July.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a k My co hosts
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a guy with no hair. His name is Miles. I
do host the show with as bear. I'm Jack O'Brien.
That is courtesy and Christie, I'm a Gucci main and
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Mr Miles Crime. I wish Trump will put the fens
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out of Portland, and he could cut ties with all
the racist slides that he's been preaching. And if you
want to Abolista police, well I would understand. Oh man,
I was all over there with the pitch. My vocal
teacher will not be true. We'll be very upset. Okay,
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full disclosure, I've been paying for vocal lessons ever since
Jamie and Lacey have been regularly shaving you with their
angelic voices. I'm sorry to my my teacher, Marcia. I
will do better next time. But thank you to Atsultis
Hannah Hannah sultish Man, thank you so much for that
jumper inspired a day. Uh well, we're thrilled to be
joined in our third seat by one of our favorite
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guests here. And it's been way too long. The funny
that talent to the brilliant Amy. Hi, guys, that's that
I missed that I needed to. Everyone was blowing smoke
up my ass being like that good. Why would they
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do that? I don't know, because they think our shows
like influential. Maybe the joke is on them. My mom
has forty cellphones she uses to subscribe to this podcast. Miles.
I feel like it's been a minute since I sent
you an ugly baby photo. I know our momentum died.
We we had a good, good run. We can tell
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people we had a little DM thread going because we
had a shared realization that some people, you know, get
real eager with the newborn photos, which are fine. I
understand the pride of a newborn child because sometimes like
s them up whatever it is. Yeah, And we had
some momentum going where like ones where I was like
that accounts private, you're gonna have to screenshot and then
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send to me. It's just like, yeah, they're so sticky.
I got a whole bit out of it. I've been
doing it for a year. It crushes because people know
there's just like, yeah, there's two if you have to
like wipe it down a little bit before we all
we all see your baby. But like at the hospital
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still type baby pictures like where the baby is right
the body, Yeah, right out of the body. It does
run the gamut because sometimes they have been wiped down,
but they just still look like pained, unhappy about being
outside the womb, which I totally get. I'd love to
be in a womb right now. Yeah. No, combine the
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feeling that you get when you first step out of
a warm bath or the shower, and then also like
what you look like if you've been floating in water
for days for nine months, you would be when Neo
first arrives into the real world. Yeah, except they made
him look good. Okay, just shaved his e but he's
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still just like, yeah, um, and no one wants to
be photographed in that moment. Nobody like, let's be respectful
of our new babies and just give them a minute,
put a bow on whatever. I don't care something. We're
just talking before. The degree to which you need to
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like meditate the part of yourself that, as an adult
like doesn't like stickiness. As a parent is like you,
you just need to work on that daily, because stickiness
is a perpetual state from the time they come out
of the womb until yeah, basically seventeen, they are sticky,
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seventeen year old. Stickiness is not your belongings are sticky.
You just need everything to be pleather and uh yeah,
and that I do not need to work on it
because I will not have children nothing forever nice and smooth. Slippery, alright, slippery,
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I don't know why that's gross too. Amy. We're gonna
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
We're get and tell our listeners a couple of things
we're talking about. They are continuing to uh target Dr
Anthony Fauci more now than ever before, not just because
of his first pitch at the end of last week,
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but uh, just going after him. Uh. CDC guidelines are
now favoring school reopenings, So we'll talk about how that
came about. Uh, we'll talk about UFOs, We'll talk about
what will Trump do if he loses the election, and
then we'll talk about the shows that we rewatched or
watched on Netflix and my case Hulu. I watched Pump Springs.
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You guys watched the Netflix India matchmaking. So we'll talk
about that all that plenty more. But first Amy, we
like to ask our guest, what is something from your
search history? There's revealing about who you are or who
we are as a culture. I mean, I've been looking
at a lot of videos of Sam Rockwell dancing good dancers.
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He's an incredible dancer, Jack, what are you asking me?
Are you? I Am not joking? Dancing? They forced him
to dance in most of the movies that he's in, right, right, right, Um.
And I've been so my boyfriend's been out of town
for like a month, and like, shout out to everybody
who's been in quarantine alone this whole time, because God
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bless um, I don't know how y'all have done it. Um,
this is the longest. I haven't had sex since I
was a baby, very slutty, and so I just look
at videos of Sam Rockwell dancing so hot. Yes, what's
the best Sam Rockwell dance video? Like, what's that one
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you got in favorites? I mean, oh, yeah, he played
Bob Fosse. Yes, that one is really good, like down
the Hallway. There's so many it's very hard to say. Yeah,
my mind. I'm like, was he dancing in Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles? The first one? I don't think so, Yeah,
that's the only role you're familiar with. Rights, Yeah, I
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didn't realize yet he was playing. Oh that's cool too,
Bob him as the foot clan gangle Like he's a
legit really good dancer, like a gifted dance legit gifted dancer. Yeah,
he moves like gravity doesn't exist. Um, he's just it's
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the best. I'm going to watch more after what was
that one? Um, who's the dude? Was it Fredis Stair
who did like the vacuum commercial? Like later on, like
in the late eighties or early nineties, kids, Yeahsion Fredis
decades from now, like just some like land marketing persons
like I remember my grandma like loved the dancing of
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Sam Rockwell. Like what if we got that guy that
old footie and put that in a conversion. I mean,
your name is Rockwell, you just feel like you have
to dance because that that name. You have to be
a breakdance Like if your name is Rockwell, like you
have to have ll And he does. And I would
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say he's much more funkable than Fredistair, which is not
a surprise to anybody, for the same reason we were
talking about, because Fredistair has been dead for many years, right,
not just that they were even if they were both dead,
was alive even if they were both dead. He's just
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got a quality, you know, a very sexy quality. Yeah,
it's it's cool to like find out the hidden gifts
of our famous overlords, Sam Rockwell being a great dancer,
Chris Christopher Walking. I call him Chris because we're good friends.
Chris Walking, great dancer. Um, who who? Who are some
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other people? I guess Tribolta Obviously that was like kind
of part of the initial package. Oh my god, I mean,
who do we think of? I'm Amy Miller. I was
going to say a lot of people don't realize Yeah,
that's true. Also keep pain at great singer, great natural
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singer places and can dance. He can do it all.
People think he's just auto tune, but no, no, I
dream man. Is the overlap between Sam Rockwell and te
Pain is in my heart and loins. That's where they
overlap is in my dreams at night. Amy, what is
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something you think is overrated? I gotta say leaving the house,
Like just can you just relax for a second. We
gotta we have every entertainment option in the world at
our fingertips, Like can you just for We couldn't do it.
We couldn't do it for two weeks. Like just stay home.
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I mean, if you've got to work, I get that,
But like if you like stay home, it's nice. If
you have a home, you're very, very very blessed. The
socializing thing, yeah, just some people just have to get out,
you know, like their whole way of living is like
to get out and socialize. Like the solitude thing. I
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think that's where like you quickly realize who's truly restored
by the solitude and the people who truly need to
be like around other people to get realizing more and more,
Like I'm like I think I'll stay in the shadows
for the rest of my life. I don't necessarily need it,
but just like are too afraid to stay. I think
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a big problem with this hasn't been about like these
are my freedoms I'm going to It's like we don't
have an introspective culture. Like there's nothing scarier than being
like a working American and having to sit alone with
your thoughts at home and your and your personality, however
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horrible and maybe people don't want to do that. I
love to do that, Like I love to hang out
with me. Um, stay home, I don't know, just stay
it's nice, draw a bath, you know what I mean.
Learn how to roll sushi, do something, stay home. Well,
that's that's what I've been doing, learning out sushi. They
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don't look good, but say I would love to see
those those early iterations. I'll send you some pics. Uglier
than the baby, A similarly malformed yes, just as sticky um,
but just delicious. Yeah. Yeah, I just got done doing
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fourteen days inside my house, and I did need to
get out, just to like not be in the same
physical space. I just need to like get in a
car and drive to the grocery store. Um, but that
was it. I didn't need to interact with anybody. It
was just like I felt like I was on house
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arrest for four God, when's that when's that new sports
bar third Base gonna open? Love to hit that place? Yeah, exactly.
Lots of ESPN classics with the boys or people who
are so terrified to lose their job they have no
choice but to come in and deal with patrons like
me who were actively pandemic anyway, you know, yeah, no,
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I mean I meant like on weekdays only, like week
for the boys, you know, me and the boys go
out and hit the sports bar up and then uh,
you know. I was thinking very early on, as you know,
when l A was completely locked down, was do you
think there are people running like illegal like bro speakeasies,
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Like where is that? Where are those investigations? Because you know, right,
there's got to be someone willing to be like, dude,
funk that bar. Dude, you've seen my fuck my reck room,
bring thirty people down. I'll get a kid going like
just pitching blah blah blah. I just feel like that,
Sure there are card rooms where people are smoking inside
and just laughing and talking and smoking in a basement
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born out of the pandemic, where it's like, hey, we
just we got to get it on somehow. Yeah, who
are doing a somewhat responsible version of that and do
it like turning their backyard into uh, you know, like
outdoor drive in movie theaters projections. That's pretty dope. Yes,
I have been to uh Megan Gailey's backyard to watch
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The Real Housewives. Has been very restorative. But we stay
away from each other and like, yeah, get out, go
for a walk, of course, right, Yeah, I just I
just turned the alley behind my house into a casino.
I'm just playing some of the people who work at
the garage next door. But you know, I hit those
head cracks every time. What is something you think is underrated?
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I mean, I'm really sorry to do this, but I
have to say Sam Rockwell, I can. It's not just
the dancing. He he's the most underrated actor of our generation,
I think. I mean it's not that he doesn't get
the roles. He gets the roles the role, but he
doesn't get the credit. I feel like a lot of
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people don't know his name. Um, a lot of people
don't put enough respect on his name. He's just he's
a dream. He's a true dream. And I've been obsessed
for years but didn't really like deep dive into like
the Wikipedia, and then did find out he is from
the Bay Area, of course, and he very early on
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Um said that he was never going to have children,
so we're pretty much destined to be together. Um and yeah,
Sam watch everything. He makes good choices too. It's not
that he hasn't been in bad movies, but for the
most part, he's been in really good movies and he
needs bigger parts. You're Hollywood, please, but maybe you know
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that happens a lot to those kinds of actors who
are like, I'm not good. I'm going to do the
ones I want to do, and then I'm sure they
get really good parts put in front of them, but
they're like, I don't think I want to be like
in the equivalent of like a Will Smith type movie,
so I'm not going to do that. And then it's
just like, well, then you get these artsy pieces. Sam
tried to take you the top and he didn't want
to do it. Yeah, he's an artist, and you know
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he's good because I would never promote a straight white
man on this show or in my life. He's so good. Um,
just so you know, I just if you're reading this Wikipedia,
I like how there's this thing that says, at age ten,
he made a brief stage appear. It's playing Humphrey Bogart
in an East village improv comedy sketch with his mother. Ah.
That's so precious. Yeah, really close to his mom. Loves
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his mom. That's actually how he first came on my radar.
Was that performance? Yeah? Ever since Yeah, little Bogart. Oh
my god, I'd never see you hear about that kid again.
Thinking about a ten year old boy playing Humphrey Bogart
is one of the cutest things that I've ever imagined, Right,
can you imagine? Like people were in tears in that
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audience because like it transcended sketch comedy. They're like, it's
something about this young man's depiction of Humphrey that really
he's got it. It spoke directly comfortable, he looked smoking
those cigarettes. Was just amazing perform and his jawline, it's like, okay,
hold on a second. Was a child in a comment, Okay,
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can you give me either your number one or like
number like one and one A performances slash movies that
he's been in Teenage I mean, I love him and
Choke as much as I'm angry at every second of
my life that I spent reading Chuck Palinuk books. Um,
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I wish I could have all that time back and
just go back in time and realize that it's not
for me and it was never for any girl to
read ever. Um, he's so good in Choke. He's so
good in that movie. There's a lot of sex in it,
which I enjoy watching him do. Though also dancing. Yeah,
I think he's forced to dance in everything. Um, but yeah,
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it's I think that might be my top. There's so
many to choose from much yeah, yeah, Um great as
George W. Bush and Vice. Um, so good, so good.
And let's not forget Teenage Mutant Turtles? How could we forget?
Oh ship? Were we forgetting? You know? It is what
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it is, but it can't be true. Also, that can't
be true. It's not the only film, you know I'm from.
You've seen him in many, many things, but like I've
only seen one film, Teenager Classic Don't File It Away
with Judith Hoag playing April O'Neil. I mean talk about
someone who's really underrated. I mean she really should have
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had a career. I'm really up. Yeah, he's not in
Secret of the Use. No, he's just in the first fine. No,
he was just like this, like cigarette smoking, like ruffian
guy who was like recruiting like wayward teens to be
part of the Foot Colin. Yeah, it was one of
his first movies. Amy, What is a myth? What's something
people think it's true you know to be false or
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vice versa. I was talking to my mom about this
last weekend, and I think the myth of you can't
change him, man, you are so stupid, like, of course,
of course we can change well, Like don't you guys
feel like you've been changed by women pretty easily and willingly.
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I think it's that's the thing is, you can't change uh,
a man who has no willingness or openness to like,
I think love or anything. I think being in love
with somebody, if you're really good at it, you can, Yeah,
you could. But I feel like I've done I think
I've done the kinds of work, out of the kinds
of ship where maybe somebody like you can't change a
man because I loved somebody, and I realized. I'm like,
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oh yeah, Like it's not just they're saying I'm wrong
or something, but like I can do better and in
this relationship, I can you know, move to a higher
plane through that. Uh yeah, so for sure. And also like,
let's be real on a superficial level, Oh my god,
how quickly I've changed. Because someone was like, do you
like Harry Potter. I'm like, yeah, Harry Potter hardcore? Yeah,
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for entertainment, not anymore. We're not allowed to no, no, see.
And that's why I was on the wave before anybody.
You know, entertainment, clothing, the house decorations, you know, like
all the decor Yeah, there's so many things that are
so easily changed. Oh yeah, I mean yes, I actually
haven't heard that myth that you re never heard someone
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say you can't change a man. I don't think so.
I don't know why it's on my mind because I've
been thinking about Sam Rockwell not wanting to have children
so much because I also don't want to have children,
but I want to have his and I'm I'm like working,
I'm like working on it. WHOA, Okay, so hold on
you just your your policy shifted quite dramatically. You went
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from I want to be childless to the only reason
I am on this earth potentially to procreate is is
because of Sam Rockwell. Yeah, I would have Sam Rockwell's babies.
We would both have to change our minds. But I
do feel like I could. I could do it, you know,
I can change I feel like I could change any man. Really? Yeah?
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Is that like? Is that is that cocky? With enough
rope and ether anything? Alright, guys, let's take a quick
break and we'll be right back. And we're back. And
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Dr Anthony Fauci, who had been enjoying the benefits of
rumors that he was a good athlete, Um, we no
longer can fully accept that after he threw out the
first pitch at a National Yankees game. But he's not
in great He's probably in the most undesirable position that
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you could imagine of a public figure right now, health
expert during a pandemic in the Trump administration. Yeah, it's
kind of impossible. Um, but yeah, so despite his years
of education, experience, his dire warnings, all of that, he's
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just being ignored because they're not good for poles. They've
done everything too, like sidelining him, they're like, okay, may
have him stand like further away from the microphone so
he doesn't say something competent. Uh. And juxtaposed that with
the President being like, yeah, if you just if you
just hit a bunch of lifestyle through a rag in
(22:31):
your mouth, you can get a pretty wacky high, um,
you know. And he's been smeared. There was like that
Navarro piece, and it's just, you know, it's the only
thing he's doing is speaking the truth from his perspective
as an expert, because he actually gives a funk if
people lose their lives in a preventable way. And because
of that, all of this friction with the with the
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right means that now he's really like becoming the enemy
of like the Corona doubting crowds because he says ship
like recently he was asked like, what do you think
about a potential end of the pandemic and how we
can start moving into some sort of you know, forward
rather than just like utter chaos phase and he says, quote,
I certainly don't think we're near the end of this. Uh.
If you look at what's going on in the United States,
that's for sure. And he's just unequivocal, you know what
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I mean, He's saying that very honestly, because yeah, if
you look at what's going on comparatively, we're not doing
the we're not testing like how we need to be,
we're not containing how we need to be where there's
no contact tracing. And it's that sort of honesty that
is now making him like an legitimate target of violent
threats that his family, him and his family are now
(23:37):
under a security detail, because it's just like it's gone past,
like person that you know in the culture wars the right,
we're getting just like angry at two now like people
are making like I get apparently legitimate enough threats that
he has a security detail. Yeah, and you know this
is that we we had talked before about how people
had noticed that there was a security detail at his
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house and he wasn't speaking about it, but he told
CNN at then the last week that they're getting like
serious threats on their lives. And I mean, this is
pretty easy to understand because the president's followers are you know,
the Q and on set who threatened people's lives constantly,
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uh and have made serious you know, but in one
case killed a mobster because Q and On told them
to and just threatened people's lives all the time based
on you know, wild conspiracy theories. Yeah, and he's even
you know, he said he's gone through similar sort of
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harassment when he was sort of the focal point during
the HIV AIDS epidemic. And but when he said when
he's like sort of reflecting on it now, he says, quote,
it's really a magnitude different now because of the amount
of anger. As much as people inappropriately, I think make
me somewhat of a hero, which I'm not a hero.
I'm just doing my job. There are people who get
really angry at thinking I'm interfering with their life because
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I'm pushing a public health agenda And when you think
of how you know, what the takes are coming out
of the conservative media biosphere, trash sphere, you know, like
on Sinclair Broadcasting, uh, you know where they have all
kinds of shows that are syndicated to millions of people
in this country. They have people like the Plandemic woman
(25:24):
who is like in that that documentary, Judy Mikovitz, who
is like a disgraced like researcher. She's out here saying
stuff like this on television right now and not getting checked.
This is her on Sinclair basically saying, like being asked, like, so,
what do you think Dr Fauci's hand is in all
of this pandemic? Leave? Dr Fauci has um manufactured the
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coronavirus is in monkey cell lines and shipped them from
and paid for and shipped UM the cell lines to Wuhan, China.
UM now for at least since two thousand and four change,
he published that fact and funded the studies um that
we're published in two thousand and fifteen. And Okay, so
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that's something that's being said out loud on broadcast television. Yea,
When is Fauci just gonna go full rogue and like
quit his job and then say whatever the funk he wants.
It's like such a hard position. I think all these
health experts are and it's like, yeah, I could, and
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then I just know it's just going to cause more
problems for me. Like it's clearly the people who are
willing to believe me, I can say what I need
to and they understand. Then there's other people. Every time
I opened my mouth it makes my position more untenable.
But I mean there's such a mass exodus of a
lot of experts already because of this administration and especially
now where they're like, I don't know what good I
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am either way, because I'm telling people what needs to
be done and I'm just being harassed or just shouted
out right. Um. Yeah. But that that it didn't end
there because Larry Claiman, who is another lawyer who's like
Warren his Judicial Watch and I believe is suing the Chinese,
like in Texas because of you know, he's saying like
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they did this to us with the China virus. He's
also on this show and he was asked like, okay,
well you're this host who is like, what's the named
Eric ball Bowling who was used to be on Fox
but he was fired. Um. He doesn't push back at
all and just says like, okay, so you're from your
opinion as a like a lawyer, what do you think?
This is the beginning of what Larry Claiman is saying
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on the heels of this woman, saying like he manufactured
the virus. We're looking at a possible Rico case, Eric,
and we're analyzing that right now. But what it appears
happened is the Chinese got that virus. And we know
that three point seven million dollars was given as a
grant during the Obama administration to that Luhan laboratory that's
not in dispute, and the Chinese then engineered it into
(27:58):
a bio weapon. So what happened here? Actually? Okay? So yeah,
he's talking about who is Larry Claiman. He's a lawyer.
He is just a just an absolute as the as
the Southern Poverty Law Center calls him, a pathologically litigious attorney.
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You know, like he's sooned. He sued the Iran Supreme
Leader and even his own mother. That's not even a joke.
That's like part of this whole, like first sentence describing him.
So you know he's talking about hitting. You know, they
funk around in Cotta rico. I guess with this Wuhan
thing like for people don't know the racket here Influence
and Corrupt Organizations Act that's used to take down the mob,
(28:45):
you know what I mean? Like that's what and so
he is saying this is akin to this group. There's
clearly an organized group here. Who he's saying are the
the people who are in charge of this? And everything
he said has been so really debunked from like his
whole three point seven million, that that figure was like
less than one million that he's actually referring to, and
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then very low also to like get people in your
own country sick and dead. Three million. Yeah, but you
know you that people would notice otherwise. So they're just
you know, seating it with small investments because you know,
it's got to be a long, long term plan. This
(29:29):
is I mean, you get it though this part of
the population has just spun off so far from you know,
the reality. It's it's really well, it's just so you know,
I think again, with any conspiracy theory anything, it's always
a group of people who feel powerless, who need an
easy way to explain their powerlessness. Like it can't just
(29:52):
be well, I don't know, that's too much of a
civics lesson understand like what time our system? No, Like
they planned this right, some evil like because talk to
me in movie speak, there are people in an evil
laboratory who made this right and then they shipped it.
That's how it worked, and then they did that. Okay,
I like that better. It's like that's who this appeals to,
as someone who's completely unwilling to really examine that something
(30:16):
like this could occur. Um. But then there's also you know,
like everything, there's also plenty of evidence to show that
people have been willing, like the government has infected people
for like experimental reasons, and there's like little threads of
history you can tug on to begin to you know,
try and pull yourself into this. But it's just so
so dangerous and despicable when we're like, we're also talking
(30:38):
about opening schools and we have TV stations broadcasting this nonsense. Yeah, right,
So the CDC has now shifted their policy to say
that they're going to open schools. Um, that wasn't the
or or that they it's a possibility, right, Yeah, it's definitely.
(31:01):
They're they're saying like, look, if you've got to open them,
these are the guidelines, and they they but they also
make the case that yes, it is important, like schools are, yes,
undeniably important to like, you know, your your well being,
your your educational formation. Um. It said that, you know,
they're talking about the harm, uh that it could lead
to by having schools closed for too long. Quote, it
(31:22):
can lead to severe learning loss and the need for
in person instruction is particularly important. For students with heightened
behavioral needs um and then you know they're saying, like,
the schools are also essential because they get food, mental
health care, speech language therapy is things that are just
specific to school And they say that more just to
make like the broad case that like, yes, having a
school open is a good thing. But then they're also
(31:45):
like talking about, you know, what would happen in like
an actual pandemic like that they're saying, hey, if you're
in a community where it's bad, you should close up.
So it's this both sides ething that you see the
c d C having to do because Trump like gets
angry when they're like, don't spit straight facts like say
you know, schools are good if they open, But then
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be like, but then I think for them as scientists
are saying, but like, obviously, if there's real bad transmission,
like a high rate of transmission in that community, like you,
you probably want to second guess it. But this one
has anyone actually given a ship about schools or public
schools in particular. It's like all of a sudden, y'all
are pretending like this is a high priority when it's
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never been something that's been valued and again, as we
discuss kids, you cannot stop them from being sticky. They're
going to be sticky, and they're gonna stick coronavirus to
their bodies and then take it home. Yeah, two adults
who are susceptible to it. And it's like, yeah, you cannot.
(32:53):
You can't keep kids away from each other. You can't
keep kids from sharing germs. It's just they're disgusting. Um
sorry jack um. The logic is, like they're saying, it's
like yeah, but you know, kids, it's like they make
up for less than like a tenth of a percent
of like fatal cases, I think only seven percent of
like overall, so like in a way, like they're fine,
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but it's just such a weird thing for this, like
you think just in general, it's like yeah, but like
nobody's putting their kids at risk, like this is not
on the table, like it shouldn't. You will, though plenty
of people will. That's the thing because out of necessity,
out of necessity, and also out of just not believing
the science. But yeah, people have to go to work,
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Like I get it, and it is so valuable to
have your kid in a regular school. We don't want
a whole generation of homeschooled freaks, you know what I mean,
a bunch of weird Mormon children. Um, no, it's not
going to be good. But I think for six more
months or a year, like, you know, we can do
(33:58):
we can figure it out. Yeah, I mean, I totally
identify with the parents who who want their kids to
go back to school. It is the difference between in
person school learning and zoom learning for a four year
old is like it's just impossible to get a four
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year old to like engage with a lesson that's happening
on zoom. But at the same time, like we you
have to do what is best for the health of
the community, and yeah, you have to. I don't know
like that. It's also a thing where American capitalism is
sort of forcing people's hands because we don't have a
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social safety net that is there for people who and
just an overall culture that is there to be like, no,
it's okay if you need to take time off or
even if you don't lose your job, if you need
to take time off from your job to children, man, right,
you get four weeks to it, all right, if you're toting,
(35:05):
we'll give you a couple of months, it's like, yeah,
there's just really yeah. I mean, we do have a
lot of um out of work comedians and performers that
can provide childcare, which is great for me because I
do know for the next year there's going to be
solid work opportunities with parents just want to not look
(35:26):
at their children or teach them ship for a day.
The next generation of teachers were making us laugh this
whole time. It's like, oh, I can get it. I
can get a four year old to engage with this
lesson on Zoe. Here we go. Like I thought I
was teaching them, but it turns out the whole time
(35:47):
they were teaching me. I mean, this is definitely the
plot of the next Dangerous Minds. Uh, thank you, thanks
me and Michelle in one. Uh, the whole thing that
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like they did a poll recently of teachers and even
the teachers, right, the people who know more than anyone,
Like they're the people who are actually day to day,
like you know, raising and educating our kids. You know,
they obviously know the value of what it means to
be in person to teach, but even when they're asked,
fifty percent of these survey, teachers said they were very
(36:28):
concerned about exposure eight percent. Moderately, only twenty five said
that they were either not too concerned or not concerned
at all about being exposed to the virus. And it's
interesting because there was also another poll showing that of
teachers also thought the Civil War was fought over labor laws.
So either way, you know, I think it seems like
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people want to maintain remote learning because three four of
teachers said they would prefer to work remotely. So even
that crowd that's like, you know, you know, there is
there's a scarily significant chunk of the population that has
now just completely disconnected from just come unattached from reality. Uh.
(37:11):
And it's been happening, It's been brewing in the background
for a long time. Trump exacerbated it. The Q and
on conspiracy is exacerbating it. But the fact that Trump
still has approval all of those people have to believe
to some degree that he is right when he says
that like it's being exaggerated, that it you know, they're
(37:35):
they're probably open to the idea that Fauci and Obama
were like manufacturing it, like all these just wild conspiracies.
And that brings me to this story that was in
the Houston Chronicle. A noted socialists zen the Houston Chronicle
about what is going to happen when Trump doesn't admit
(37:57):
that he's lost the election, if he if he loses
it um, because this is you know, there's sort of
a groundswell of concern among legal scholars, experts. We've been
saying it for years that Michael Cohen pointed out in
his testimony before Congress that Trump, you won't get him
(38:18):
out of the White House unless he's in handcuffs, Like
he's not going to leave on his own accord. And
a bunch of legal scholars are you know, some are
saying scoffing at the idea and saying, surely he will
be forced out by the uproar that will come out.
But there also there blm marches right right, And have
(38:41):
you seen the have you seen their response to an
actual pandemic that is actually killing people around them like
that it's not just the media saying the thing, it's
their eyes saying the thing that disagrees with what Trump
is saying, and they're still not willing to buy into it.
What makes you think that they are going to be
(39:04):
like yeah, but now The New York Times says that
Trump lost this election like he is. You know, it's
just so easy to imagine a scenario where it's close,
like within five percentage points, and he you know, some
people are pointing pointing out that it takes longer to
(39:25):
count the mail in votes, which will be uh you know,
so if a if a state breaks early for Trumper,
is he's leading by a little bit, he could just
declare it, uh that he won that state and declare
that he won the election before the um blue correction
comes in, is what it's being called. Um. There's it's
(39:47):
just well, it's hard for him to get out of there.
There's so many stairs involved. He doesn't like stairs. Yeah,
I'm really excited to get back to the fucking hanging chats.
Wasn't that a good time? The it's this is going
(40:07):
I feel like this election is going to make us
uh really miss the hanging chads because this is going
to be That was at least a time when both
sides were like, Okay, whoever wins this legal battle, we
the other side will concede, and that was agreed on
and that's what happened. Um. But it's yeah, but I
(40:30):
guess that's the other thing is I'm curious to know
how many people in Congress be defect when it gets
to that point. I mean, let's look at what has
happened in the past, Like let's look at how they've
responded to the Ukraine scandal, let's look at how they've
responded to coronavirus. Like everybody's too scared of him to
(40:50):
contradict him because if he does stay in power. There
seemed to be some things right where like lick Liz
Cheney oak like from Trump, like on certain things with
like Fauci, They're like certain things are certain issues for
some people are like McConnell couldn't say, like, you know,
heads or tails on like other certain items that Trump
(41:12):
has pitched out there, I guess just to seemingly seem
like there's a level of normalcy there. But yeah, I
don't know. I mean, I think at the end of
the day, it's it's there's a lot of things that
I feel like the p his supporters are going to
be the people that are actually going to cause a disruption.
I'm not sure how much, you know, like if the
military says, yeah, we're with Trump, like based on that
(41:33):
even though the about the you know, the exchange of
power has to happen on the twentieth of January, how
many people go, yeah, that's true, Like this is all bullshit.
We don't care what like you'all say, like Trump is president.
I think the real just that the chaos factor comes
from the supporters who are armed and have been saying,
like there was that Alex Jones clip from very early
(41:55):
in the presidency when they were looking into the rest
of Gate stuff that if you try to come for
Trump's power, like get ready for the streets to run
red with your blood like that. That's been what they've
been saying his supporters since day one. I just don't
I think we're in for a more terrifying scenario than
(42:19):
like I think people are still covering this like it's
going to be an election and and not like it's
going to be just utter chaos and just trying to
see our our institutions completely under attack, and you know,
we're like it's going to be really a existential This
(42:41):
election is going to be an existentially threatening, uh you know,
crisis for American democracy. Like I I think there's I
would be surprised if that didn't happen even if he
leaves willingly in January. I have night I am like
(43:02):
kept up at night thinking about what happens between November
and January, you know what I mean, Like that alone
is like so scary to me, that lame duck period. Yeah, yeah,
well it's uh, it's gonna be I think it's the
same thing right like in people like no, there's no
way some racist like fucking this guy is gonna fucking win,
(43:25):
like over an actual politician, and people like oh okay,
And I think maybe that could be the thing people
aren't This is the new dimension of it that people
aren't willing to see. It's like, of course he's he's
not going to go that far and say you know,
and l's and L you know, I think Trump even
knows that he's if you take he's gonna take the
L on the chin and just keep it moving. And
(43:46):
I think, yeah, that's going to be the hard thing,
uh to watch. Yeah. I mean the Democrats are now
saying that they need to win in a landslide for
like they're like, well, that's just why we need to
win in a landslide, But that that can't be the solution.
That nobody's wont to landslide in six presidential elections, like
and now the Democrats are gonna seed everything from like
(44:09):
a five percent victory down to that. Well that that
is mostly the for the optics, So his narrative can't
catch hold more than like that's the solution because I
think either way, like it's Biden already, you know, like
he's already got like hundreds of lawyers already signed up
and tens of thousands of people who are going to
(44:29):
be a polling places to try and like stay on
top of everything. But they even know to It's like
they already can tell that he's probably gonna try and
certify results that like from a different like not the
actual secretary of state, that's probably the party's results and
submit those. It's gonna be it's gonna be all kinds
of bullshit. So I think, yeah, it's just they're just
gonna flood his own the bullshit. This is a fun show,
(44:55):
all right, Let's take a quick break and we'll come
back with less serious Uh, we'll come back with some
lead poisoning statistics. We'll be right back and we're back.
(45:17):
So you guys watched the same show I think we
can basically focus on what's it called Indian matchma, Indian matchmaking,
Indian matchmaking for the remainder, I saw Palm Springs. I'll
just say I liked it. It was a lot of fun.
I don't want to spoil it. Uh, I had no
idea what the movie was until I started watching what
(45:40):
I like, looked over at her Mexico. What the fund
is going? What? It's hard to it's hard to talk about,
but it's so sweet and funny and it's such a
good love story. Yeah. The director called it a sequel
to a movie that doesn't exist, and I think that's
a good description and a good tease that doesn't like
really ruin anything, and it has is like enough lonely
(46:02):
Island in it that it's like got some really really
funny scenes that but it's also like their most mainstream movie,
Like they didn't long chunks without like a big joke
or a solid laugh and it's totally okay. Like coordinated
dance routine is awesome. Yes, my favorite coordinated dance routine
(46:26):
scenes uh this year, like when he's walking through the
wedding that and also when they show up at the bar,
like once they just the right right right they pull up? Yeah, yeah,
yeah I did too. I highly recommend it. Wait, so
I mean I haven't seen do the trailers or anything
(46:50):
give anything away about it, like or people just are
seeing the graphic that they just know. It's Andy Samberg
in a Hulu movie called Palms. We Love, We Love,
Love Love in this culture right now, photo of someone
floating in a pool overhead overhead pool, pick glasses and
(47:11):
a floaty is like a very pervasive image. I think
that's like enough to sell something now. Yeah, yeah, right,
there's little hints that, Like when I went back and
looked at the poster, I was like, ah, they did this,
and that's why the pool is very long. Uh so
it almost looks infinite. Um, so that's don't It's just
(47:36):
a big pool, That's all I'm saying. Also, j K. Simmons,
I can watch in anything so good in this and
his character pulled up the first time, I was like,
that's when I was truly like and the last time
that his character appears like are so epic. He's so good.
(47:57):
All right, but let's talk about what the people are
actually here to hear us talk about, and that matchmaking
Amy Indian Matchmaking. I've only seen the first two episodes,
but I'm like, I'm I'm sucking this whole thing up
when I have a chance. I'm watching every bit. It's
I think I really love it too, because you know,
(48:19):
we're so used to seeing like reality shows like this
that are so centered around like Western cultures that I'm like, yes,
like like now, like the media, like the way people
are developing shows like someone just went to college, Like
there's other countries we can talk about two and it
sounds like people like it, So let's do this more now,
because yeah, I would watch a Netflix show about dating
(48:41):
and they also just added a like dating on the
spectrum or something love on the spectrum, like any any
group trying to find love or date, Like I will
watch that show. Yeah, you know, like CIS had white
people like we've we've we've reached peaks. CIS had white
romance content like manchon out, we Nohako shots, shots, shots,
(49:02):
that's every first day on those shops. It's so good.
But I can't and I hate, I hate to bash
a woman at any time, but like a Parna no, okay, no,
you're so mean and rude there, so this So the show,
right is about this woman's Seema, who is just like
she is the fucking matchmaker. Okay, Like she she's got
(49:24):
clients across the globe. She's like, what you need, what
you want, Like, let me put these marriages together. And again,
you know, they're showing that in the Indian culture, their
love marriages where people like, you know, like what I
think most people are used to meeting on your own
and then you have your relationship and then you get
married there or these other marriages that are arranged, but
the people still have the ability to thumbs up or
(49:45):
down the partner that's put in front of them, um,
and that's the more traditional way. And so she goes
around and she consults with these different Indian people from
around the world. They could be in Mumbai, they could
be in Houston, they could be in New Jersey anywhere,
and just sort of being like, Okay, what are you
looking for? What's your mom looking for? Okay, let me
find let me see what I have in my Rolodex
and I'll set something up. This woman a partner from Houston.
(50:08):
When she showed up, it was so funny because I
remember on Twitter a partner's name kept coming up in
people's tweets, and I was like, what did a partner
on Charlotte do. I'm like, they're like they're like a partner.
They're like a partner's bullshit or something like. I'm like,
oh no, what's going on? And I only connected it
as I watched this. I'm like, Okay, this is what
they're talking about. And yeah, she's she's got I think
(50:31):
it's like, what's interesting is that you realize, no matter
the culture, people have the same fucking hang ups that
prevent them from like actually meeting people that could be
good for them because they have this self created identity
that they have to adhere to without giving any kind
of flexibility to like something different could be good for me.
She's got a lot of walls up, and I don't
even know how she has like close friends, and she's
(50:55):
got those two like good friends that they've clearly been
friends since like high school or whatever. It's like, Oh,
you've just been putting up with her bullshit for this
many years. She neggs, that's the whole. It's like she
read the game right and then tried to do that
as a woman, and it is just not cute. She
is so mean, so negative, and then we learned about
(51:15):
like I didn't realize the other thing is like it's educational,
right because I knew sort of as a like conceptually
about how marriage works in Indian things like that. But
when you start getting into the jargon like how much
astrology matters, how like yeah, that man read her star
chart and you're like, you're miserable to be around. I thought,
(51:38):
and the stars the stars told me you're too negative.
I'm like, bitch, we all know. I didn't have to
look at the stars the bio data though. I love
how when I first heard her mention that, I was like,
oh my god, like they don't play like it must
have like e K G S and there's like that
it's a it's a word document with a thumbnail of
like a headshot. Yeah, it's biotechnical, Like I was definitely,
(52:04):
I don't know what would your biodata you A? Well,
it's funny the number of those dudes that like do
mention comedy either performing it or loving it. And yeah,
I'm a podcaster and a partner was straight up like
I hate comedy and I don't want anyone funny and
I hate being with someone who has a sense of humor.
(52:25):
Oh yeah, I saw that in the trailer. She's like,
you know, I hate comedy's funny. I think my bio
data could look okay, you know what I mean, Like
I went to a good school, I have a fun job.
I mean not, in the last six months, the bio
data has really tank. What's your what's your quarantine? Biodata
look like like rolls bad sushi, uh, but really gives
(52:53):
it the effort, willing to shade photos of newborns with
her favorite pastime was a lot of comedy on Zoom.
You know, it was weird though I realized how much
like I sort of uh sort of flippingly look at
podcasting too, because like I saw the one guy's thing
mentioned he's a podcaster, and like I rolled my eyes
(53:14):
and I'm like, motherfucker, that's you. And I was right, right,
that's also true. But it's like weird how I had
the reaction of like, you know, the quote unquote a
normal person or how people talk about podcasts, and I
was like, yeah, damn man, he should be doing something else,
a real job. But yeah, I think, hey, if you
(53:34):
like love and you want to see something new, uh,
it's man, the fucking weddings I still need to go to.
I've never been to an Indian wedding. I've only worked
in Indian wedding. I would love to be on the
other side of that where I could actually participate rather
than like making uh heat transfer T shirts that I
did at one Indian wedding and a company used to
work for. We were like printing like like newlywed merch
(53:57):
for the guests as they leave. I'm like, yeah, so
I can put this on a tote, a T shirt
or like this like a sick Yeah. I was like
very like western wear. But that was like my like,
that's how like next level the thing was. And when
I see all these weddings, I'm like, damn weddings to man,
Remember there's a lot of things to the wedding. I
(54:19):
haven't seen one of follow all the way to the wedding.
There is a wedding at the end, but we're not
at the end. I have liked two episodes left, but
I also love the like when Harry met Sally thing
they do at the beginning where they do have like
older couples that were arranged marriages that they're still like
having together for thirty years and they still like flirt
(54:39):
a little bit, but they're also like kind of hate
each other. I'm kind of curious to like how this
matchmaker would do, like if I was in that position,
Like if I was like, yeah, you know, I'm just
kind of looking for a black andies, you know, somebody
who gets you know, I don't have to explain too much,
like we both get it, uh you know. And then
like likes weed and Arsenal is that it can work,
(55:00):
you can find anything. She's incredible. I think you saw
the one girl was like, oh, we're from like Guyana,
but we're Indian. Nobody ever thinks we're Indian. And then
she just found another Indian person from Guyana and they
were not. I also love so. I love the way
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those Netflix dating shows are shot, like it's beautiful, even
though like dating around, I love like love on the spectrum.
They just look good. I just watch it is shot
like a film, like it's cinematically all the cinema. It's
very cinematical. Weird it is, and it's like a Charlie
(55:42):
Kaufman film where it's like because someone will like turn
the corner and then and then the next shot. It's
like a different person and you're like, oh shit, like
I love it. I love it. I love it. I
hope they do every possible race of people, every fringe
group like condition Like I'm I think, yeah, just just
(56:04):
take me on a journey of new cultures. Please that
We're gonna get Black and Thees dating on Netflix any
day with your host Miles Gray. Would it be impossible
to create a reality show from inside China? Like would
the Chinese government make that? Like they probably wouldn't allow
it to And I'd imagine I guess they would have
(56:27):
really good articles about like the social scenes and dating
scenes of young people, or the documentaries I've seen or
like like the rap game in China right now and
things like that have been really interesting. But yeah, I
guess I think you probably have to do it pretty
surreptitiously and like just be like, no, we're just shooting
some stuff and then take that footage out and then
cut it together like I don't know, you know, they're
(56:48):
too busy creating viruses to kill Americans meeting Yeah with
the whatever lining stomach line. Oh god, they just stay home.
How many of the people on the Indian matchmaking have
ill defined professions like entrepreneur and they got dental assistant.
(57:12):
Now they're coming through a degree, bro, now they got
legit jobs. Like who looks like eighteen and she's like,
I just became a veterinarian. You are so young. There's
one guy who's a teacher. Have you seen a teacher
guy yet? Because he oh, okay, yeah, he's sweet. He's
like an elementary school teacher in Austin and he's I think,
(57:34):
like for sure has done some open mics, like I've
seen him before. But I was watching with a friend
and they were just immediately like something happened with this
man's dad And I was like what and just like
straight out of the gate, was like he is this
way because his dad did something wrong and left. And
(57:55):
then five episodes later he's like my dad killed someone
and into jail when I was a child. I'm like,
how did you see that? Because he's just like skidd
is you know the front at friend I was watching with,
does you does this person want a podcast? Oh? Yeah?
They love to just reading people from reality clips. They're
(58:16):
like okay, I was like, how did you know what
happens specifically to this man? I need you to come
with me. It's in my life, Like if I ever
date again and tell me like, oh, this is what
happened to him, I'm sorry to that man. That's something.
Um wow, well, Amy, it has been so wonderful as always,
(58:41):
especially that second act that was that was a blast.
I'm sure for you and everyone h talking about how
we're all going to die soon. Where can people find
you and follow you and enjoy you experience you are?
Follow me on Instagram at Amy Miller Comedy Twitter. It's
just Amy Miller. I got it. And then, um, you know,
(59:02):
I don't have any dates or anything, but I am
it's just a little secret. This is a hot this
is a hot topic. Um, I am shooting my first
comedy special next week. A very weird thing to do
right now, but we're doing it. I can't say anything
more about it, but it's coming thirty minutes, Amy Miller. Yeah,
(59:24):
is that okay? I like that. I can't tell you anything.
I saw someone else I saw. Yeah, there's some cool
I've seen people, you know, ship happening usually distance comedy
specials because like the whole audience getting tested and ship. Yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be fun. But yeah, follow me and um,
(59:45):
listen to my podcast Who's Your God? That I do
with Steve Hernandez, who also is a yeah, and check out.
I've even been on that show. So if you want
to hear about my lack of relationship with God, check
that episode off. Yeah you were you were great. Um,
we're still doing it. What's our episode today talking about God?
(01:00:07):
Is That's a lot of times to do it, but
we love it and it's very funny, and check it out.
Is there a tweet or some other act of social
media that you've been enjoying? Okay, so yes, So you
have to see James Austin Johnson's Trump impression. It is
fucking crazy good. It is truly the best Trump impression
(01:00:30):
I've ever seen. It's so funny. He really nails like
I didn't even realize until I saw James do this
like Trump just like never like closes his mouth, like
his teeth never touched, you know what I mean. He's
got this space like open space, and it's it's so
crazy good. I watched it twenty times last night. I
(01:00:51):
did retweet recently like one of his videos. So if
you go to my Twitter, you can see James Austin
Johnson is so funny. He is a great Trump and
he does a great Louis c. K. And I think
those are his two impression. Very beloved people. I mean,
your favorite you should be on U S and L
Yesterday is so good, your favorite redheads. Um, yes, he's
(01:01:13):
a ginger too. Gender. I didn't realize the teeth never
touching thing either until you just said that. And then
I did it with my mouth and I look like
Trump when I do it. It's weird. Miles where can
people find you? Follow you? And what's tweet you've been enjoying? Ah?
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
(01:01:38):
of Gray and also on my other podcast four twenty
Day Fiance. You know, just talking about ninety day Fiance.
You know that other just seminal show that bridges the
gaps between countries. Oh for wheat? Yeah? Oh dad? Nice? Yeah? No, no,
(01:01:58):
I love I love to grass yep, go ahead. Uh.
And then there's a tweet from Dya Travis at your doot.
It says, when Jesus turned water to wine, was anybody like, hey,
why did you do that? I mean, I liked the
(01:02:21):
idea that like they just needed. Yeah, they're like Yo,
we just we didn't need any of that, but yeah,
um hey my man, real quick, can you turn this
into some truly mangle A couple of tweets I've been enjoying.
Jenny Hogan tweeted, is anything more useless than the option
to search price high too low? Which I've had that
(01:02:44):
same thought. Um. Tim Dillon tweeted, I'm scared to look
at the UFO news UFO was trending. Tweeted, I'm scared
to look at UFO news because I imagine it's just
an intergalactic pedophile network. Uh. Kevin Hansen found that Raisin
brand commercial with the middle aged random middle aged man
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ride out on Miles. What are we riding out on today?
This is just collab track with so many, so many people,
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but it's it's really Waldo and m C and Sango,
who is one of my favorite producers. He played a
few of Sango beats here here before and this is
attracted it together called made Me, and it's just you know,
it's just that hip hop that's just good, good for
the good for the spirit. The beats are you know,
it's not the typical trap production that we're always hearing
right now my old head. So you gotta have some
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good samples and they do, so check this one out.
It's called made Me. All right, Well we're gonna ride
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by I'm like the Polone Heill Rocket, Tommy Hill figure
applying on seven figures, Watch Me Thinking Grow Rich It
got the lix of the light and share that ship
with my niggas man affected division. Now they can see
the big picture. I told her, I just want paper.
You can have rocket scissus. What's the plan without with
them to understand what your mission? Say? Baby, do you
remember the twenty one September Love changed in mind to
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pretend us while chasing clouds away? I put myself letting
these lyrics that way. My thoughts always wish it. They
thought he wasn't official. They say a lot if you're listening,
if they snakes here, I'm histing we're gonna rise. It
was written, feel like this was predicted. Thought we was
here to stay, but change their plans. So I'm gonna change.
Man gotta