Cohen Claims Onion Headline Lied, ‘Veep’ Officially Less Ridiculous Than Trump 5.22.18

In episode 153, Jack and Miles are joined by podcast host and writer J. Keith van Straaten to discuss the McGurk effect, Trump's royal decree on Twitter and Rod Rosenstein's response, the new commemorative coin for the North Korea peace talks that hasn't happened yet, voting machines still having the ability to be hacked and no one in Congress seeming to care, how Michael Cohen thinks The Onion is real, Publix censoring their cakes, & more! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty two, episode
two of Daily's Eight Guys. Here. We're May twenty second,
two eighteen. My name is Jack O'Brien aka Jumping Jack
Cheese Derrito's Flavor, and I'm thrilled to be joined by
my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Can feel it coming
in the yet nice oh Lo and Miles been grading

(00:26):
for this moment for Oh, thank god, highest, thank you
so much, Chapman, Rice a k goddess. I saw you
blacked out over the weekend and hit me with just
us with so many aks. I appreciate that when your
genius visits you and you were able to just get
it all out there on Twitter. So shout out to Chapman. Uh. Personally,
I think that one was too short. But no, no,

(00:49):
they're gonna get little off too soon. They are gonna
get up. We're thrilled to be joined in our third
seed by the hilarious Ja Keith Fan Stratton. Hi, everybody, Hello,
how are you? I'm well? Why do an A K
A or a film? Do you have? Uh? This guy,
I was not inform in case you have one already,

(01:10):
I don't know. Do you have a nickname ever? Uh,
used to be called daddy, mostly by myself, which interesting.
We'll get into that later, yes, much later. Uh. What
is something from your search history that is revealing about
who you are? I actually have been for the last
three months of working a day job where I produced
content for a television game show where I have to

(01:32):
write trivia questions and jokes and so that requires a
lot of googling, and so actually I've been sending uh
my weird Google searches to my lady friend every time
they come up, and I believe the last one that
I have was what do pimps Wear? Which in and
of itself is not that interesting, but the auto complete
I thought was because when I put in what pimps wear,

(01:54):
it was what pimps wear? What do pimps wear? What
shoes do pimps whear? What color do pim swear? What
do female pimp swear? So I accidentally learned something before
I even hit I like the idea of the shoes
that like, you got the whole outfit right, But what
is the sensible footwear for a pimp? I mean it
depends on what idea you have. You know, is that
the John Magic wand idea like the super fly yea

(02:17):
some sort of an animal skin boot, yeah, or you
know crazy platform with the goldfish in the heel or something. Right,
And did you find the answer to your question the
what you were searching for? Like, I did you know
what I was trying to find? I was trying to
find what is the name of the the stick that
they carry that's not exactly a cane and it's not
exactly a scepter, but maybe it is a scepter, the pimpcine.

(02:39):
Maybe it's pimpcaine. Yeah, Wellether, you're according to the problematic
bad costumes that you can sup hashtag pimpkine. Alright, what
is something that you think is over it? I think
treadmills that do any advanced features are incredibly overrated. I
have a I bought a used treadmill from the Sears
outlet store maybe eight or ten years ago total. It

(03:00):
works fine. Every time I travel and I use a
fancy hotel or Jim treadmill, there's absolutely no advantage other
than the fact that it's much heavier and it has
more blinking lights and whatnot. It's the same thing. It's
exactly remulating running for me. Right then, it's fulfilled its
promises walking or like yes, because now they have ones
that it's like run through the Alps or and ship
like that? Is that the cycling one. I feel like

(03:21):
everything now is trying to be like, don't you want
to run somewhere other than wherever your treadmill is, We're
simulating a race or something. Not good. I'm good. And
even the one I have. The advanced feature at the
time was it had it was iPod compatible, which just
meant that it has really crappy speakers in it that
you can plug it into, and even that it's completely
overrated and it's like all you need, all you need
is for those of you who haven't heard of headphone. Yeah, yeah, no.

(03:44):
I like my treadmill to like blow cold air in
my face and like kick me and the shins like
on then a race, you know, just get the full vibe.
I never use any advanced option other than speed and inclined,
and I don't think anyone else needs to. Yeah, exactly.
There is one thing that I've had with shitty t
mills where if you're heavy enough when you step on
the treadmill, it'll like stop the belt briefly and it's

(04:08):
pretty awkward. Well that's a bad treadmill. I'm not saying
that you're not red that. I'm just saying anything with
a more advanced feature other than it writes the basic
requirement of of treading mill. And that cause it didn't
sound like the tread part work. Well, maybe it's the
mill partner. I'm not totally sure. What is something that
you think is underrated? Hammocks? I got a hammock a

(04:30):
couple of years ago, and every time I lay down
in it, I am as as happy and relaxed as
I am. I am angry that it did not have
this in my life until the moment that I did.
The hammock lifestyle is completely underrated. It changes your perspective
on everything, It makes everything better. There is not a
time when I would not rather be in a hammock.
I agree. My friend had a wedding in the woods

(04:52):
and there are a bunch of hammocks set up, like
as part of this sort of summer camp vibe, and
my girlfriend I got in a hammock like stayed in
it for like three hours straight or like we need
this always. Uh, And now I've got two hammocks because
that's the way to live and you can. It helps you.
It's like a double It's like a double, like a
double white. He's a double white hammock. You know, I'm

(05:13):
doing pretty well. So yeah, we just set it up
in our backyard and it helps you, Like it gives
you a reason to just stay outside much longer than
normally if you just have chairs or whatever. People are
so impressed. It's it's the proportion of the effort and
cost it took to acquire and set up to the
enjoyment and the amount that impresses guests is crazy. Yeah, right, exactly.

(05:34):
People like people are so impressed. I once had a
hundred dollars and went on Greg's list. It's like, well,
one of the oldest things forms of furniture ever impressed
and not recommended enough. My wife and I have his
and hers bathtubs outdoor bathtubs, just sitting next to each other,
like the just looking at each other. Wait, so on

(05:57):
the hammocks. Do you guys have cloth hammocks? Are they
the string hammock? I go, I have a string hammock,
string hammock made baby. I can't remember. There's one huge
company I think in Maine or something. That makes all
of the high quality uh rope hammocks. I have one
like that that's on a metal frame. And then I
also have like the sort of camping kind you can
just throw out if you have the straps between true trees.
I bought one of those, and I've yet to use

(06:17):
it because the last time I went camping, there was
nowhere to put it and I was just raging in
my tent the whole time. That's also that's a risk
we run when it is next time. Next time, I'm
gonna look closer. I mean, when you reserve a campsite,
they usually say whether there's like you know, water or
power hookups. They should say if they're if the hammockableableable
hashtag a lot of hashtags coming from your hashtag factory.

(06:40):
Have you ever watched bears trying to get into hammocks
and succeeding, Yes, and I can relate. That's awesome. I
have a cat, and my favorite moments where when the
cat takes the risk of jumping upon me while I'm
in the hammock, because because you know, if he gets
off of me or the pillar or anything, it's actually
having to deal with trying to navigate the rope whatnot.
It's it's like that scene in uh, what was it?

(07:02):
What was that Stephen King movie where they put a
cat on on the electrified floor and they kept jumping up. Oh,
it was a real thing that I've dreamed that someone
streaming pet cemetery. Yeah, I think it was a cat
cat torture. Also. Yeah, Also I've noticed a lot of
a lot of people get into hammocks very awkwardly. There
are also many videos of people fucking up getting into

(07:24):
a hammock, And to you, I say, just have faith
it will it will carry you. Just put your weight
down when you start like trying to like balance it
with your arms, and people are so afraid to fall,
like worst case scenar. Are you fall? What six inches? Yeah?
The great thing about the bears getting into hammocks is
first of all how difficult it is for them. But
then once they get in, they are the hammocks like

(07:45):
they've never heard of this, like yeah, and they're like
the first of their species to get it, and they're
just like holy ship. You can just see it dawn
on them. How great you think in a million years
bears will evolve to naturally into a hammock could be
like the precursor to something very dangerous of like players
like exponentially increasing their intelligence due to hammocks. They just

(08:07):
slowly run off into the wood. And finally, what is
a myth? What is something that most people believe to
be true that you know to be false. That baseball
is boring? Okay, baseball is not boring. Take yes, baseball.
I love I'm a huge baseball fan. But even if
I were not, the only people who think baseball is
boring are people who do not understand baseball. And if

(08:27):
you don't understand anything, it is boring. Uh. I know
a lot of people who believe that Game of Thrones
is a very exciting television show. I only watch part
of one episode in I think the fourth or fifth season,
and I thought it was boring because I did not
understand what was going on, who these people are, why
were they fighting, any of that stuff. Yeah, I didn't
understand any of it, what the rules were, who the
who the best players were, any of that. So it's

(08:48):
the same thing with with baseball. You have to you
have to have a little bit of understanding about it.
One of my favorite things to do is actually go
to a baseball game with a nubi and help them
see the game and understand the different factoids about the
players in the difference atgies and whatnot. But like, I
think that basketball is incredibly boring because it just goes
back and forth and it doesn't matter until the last

(09:08):
It doesn't matter until the last thirty seconds. Now, they're
probably people who are basketball fans that think I'm crazy
and stupid, and that is a myth because I I
do not understand and appreciate basketball. I see you were
being the same You're being the same way if you
think that way about baseball. I think basketball is amazing.
I think baseball. I love going to the ballpark to
watch baseball. For me, watching baseball on TV, I don't

(09:28):
enjoy the sport enough to sit through a game until
there are steaks, and that's like the postseason and typically
when I tune in. Although I will admit with Shohyotani
now in the league, I'm much more engaged with baseball
because you know, I'm looking out for all the nihonjiing
out here, and you're appreciate to the choir. Because I'm
a huge Angels fan, and so I've been tracking Otani
since since he was in the Japanese league ready for

(09:51):
I was hoping he would come to l A two
because we have a history of you know, some great
Japanese pictures here except for Darfish. But that's all of
the story. So my main problem with baseball is that
during the regular season, there's so many games that it
I guess it would be the same complaint you have
about basketball, is that, like even the games don't seem
to matter that much. Yeah. Well, and also like college

(10:13):
basketball especially, people say it's we're exciting. And again, I
can go to any sport and I can appreciate it
if you explains it to me. Well enough. I route
for the Louisville Universital Louisville. I got family there, the Ville,
the Ville, Sure, but it just seems so random this
tournament that like there's no way that that determines who
the best team is. I mean, and and the fact
that so many weird things can happen in the last

(10:34):
not even the last second, so the last fractions of
seconds that determined the game and determine whether you're going
to go on to the championship, like that to me
is maddening. Yeah, the things that I love about baseball though,
or the first of all, it's just great background noise
to like if you have to get something done. It's
a great thing to have on TV because it will
not take up any of your And I will say,
despite the fact that I that I debunked them if

(10:56):
it is boring, I love a good baseball nap. Yeah,
It's one of my favorite things in the in the
summer is to have have a game on and fall
asleep to it. And you could argue that if that
a sport is not a sport if you can fall
asleep to it, But I'm I'm a pretty good napper. Yeah,
I mean I fall asleep to a sports very regularly. So.
And then I also love the mental aspect of it,
like how weird like slumps are. When the when the Dodgers,

(11:18):
who were like one of the best teams in the
history of baseball, like in terms of their record, got
into the worst slump in the history of baseball, is
just like what the fund is happening? Like I love
how I love how at times it's so unpredictable it's
amazing how much you can predict it, and how at
other times it's so predictable. It's amazing how you can't
predict it. Say that, right, right, you know what I'm saying, Ye, yeah, yeah,
that you never know what's gonna happen in any on

(11:39):
any given night. And I also like, just over the years,
I guess maybe with any any hobby or interest that
you have, how how your love of it changes and
how what you see changes. You know, I used to
kind of always look at baseball from the perspective of,
you know, of of a batter, and then a picture,
and then then a manager, and then some sort of
from the front office and so kind and and you know,
as you as you understand more about the game and

(12:01):
what goes into it and the stories behind it. I
love the complexity of it and also how it's just simple.
I think baseball is one of those things you have
if you see every layer for what it is, the
big the game becomes much less boring to you because
you understand like pan accounts and probably and things like that,
and those are the things that over the years I
begin to appreciate. Go oh, now I can I get
why people who are so into baseball really are like

(12:24):
like watching every single thing. And I love it's over
five years old that we've had the Major League Baseball
and people are still finding ways to maximize it, like
completely new ways, even just in the last ten years
of you know, uh, how you build a how you
construct a lineup, and different ways of measuring stats, and
you know how how trends about you know, bunting go
in and out and all that. I love that it's

(12:45):
such a beautiful and complex thing that we're still discovering
new ways to look at it, in new ways to
calculate who's good at it? Right. Yeah, I think I'm
a little weird because I I really like the home
runs y Yeah, the slighter knock it out of the
park like Frozen Roos cander corn. Yeah, that's that's just me.

(13:09):
All right, Let's get into the stories, guys. Let's get
into the ideas that people are thinking and talking about
today in America and around the world. We want to
start out with something that our audience, the Zeke Gang,
was coming at us with. After we talked about the
brand Storm, Green Needle debate, Laurel versus Yannis ny So,

(13:31):
people brought up the McGurk effect, which is something that
I was familiar with and it does actually apply here.
So J Keith, you're familiar with mcger effect. You picked
this out of our notes as something to maybe I've
been telling people about the mcgqu effect for years and
it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. I'm a
great first date, by the way, because I would play
almost any first date baseball game. That's what. That's what

(13:56):
women like. You know this weird tricks. Now you're wrong
for thinking you saw what you saw that. Yeah. So basically,
the McGurk effect is your brain processes things and make
sense of of patterns and ways because there's so much
complicated data coming at it. And so one of the
ways that that's demonstrated in a in an unusual way

(14:18):
is you can be looking at a video of someone
saying fa like the way that I don't know the
different linguistic things, but the way that the teeth hit
the lips and all that saying fa fa fa, And
even though the audio is actually them saying bob bob bah,
and you can and you and even if you comprehend,
if you're it's proven to you that what they're actually
saying is bob ah bah. If you match up someone

(14:40):
saying bob ah bah audio to the video of someone
saying fa fa fa And even though you know that
they're saying bob ah bah, your brain cannot hear bob
bah bah. They can change it will change, it will change. Yeah,
let me do this right? Yeah? Yeah, it's it's there's
a really good YouTube video on it. Fascinating want c
G you are effect? I believe. How do you get

(15:01):
an effect named after you? I'd love that. God, what's
the same effect? That's that's one of my favorite effects.
Uh top top five effects of all time? Go special effects, butterfly,
butterfly effect, zero effect, direct effect or directffet. Uh? So

(15:23):
did you watch the thing? No, I'm I'm watching right now.
Hold on. But it's weird because I would have never
associated the F sound and the b sect. You know,
se he doesn't it sound like a good date? You
bring your laptop with you and top it up on
the YouTube on the phone. The funny thing is if
you're looking at the same video that I usually show,
which is from a BBC special, it brings on a

(15:44):
professor who's demonstrating it, this guy from mucide And the
best part it says he's been setting the McGurk effect
for twenty six years, and he's got this one video
out of it. You know what, God, God loves geeks,
God loves me. Got dot bah bah bah Yeah they okay,
yeah they did remember that Volks. What song was that?

(16:06):
Remember that? Do you remember? I don't know this song?
I remember that. I love but I love stuff like that.
I love you know, I love Uh. It's similar to
I forget the name of it, the the it's it's
what makes our brains think we see faces when there
aren't faces, because again, we have to organize. Our brain
are so conditioned over however, many years to uh at
least thirty to um try to recognize patterns, whether they

(16:29):
are patterns or not. We're so used to seeing faces
and identifying things by faces, so that that's why a
lot of times you think you see, you know, a
face on the moon or in the clouds or you know, right,
but I do um. Yeah, And I think it ties
into how we were explaining the Yanni and Laurel and
brain storm and green needle thing last week, is that

(16:50):
we have more nerves going from our brain to our
eyes than from our eyes to the brain, and it's
because we see and here with our brain. So it's like,
even though the stimulus comes in, mostly it is making
sense of that stimulus in the brain and like sending
that back to the ears or the eyes to sort
of reconfigure it. It's almost like you have a mixing

(17:13):
board that has to make sense of it. Does that
have something to do with the speed of light being
faster than the speed of sound that like we process
that first, or we put primary importance on it. I
wouldn't think so, because when you're that close to the screen,
it doesn't, uh, it wouldn't really be a noticeable difference.

(17:33):
And I think that there's some speed at which things
travel along your nerves, something like ninety miles per hour
per hour. Yeah, add neurology to your list of expert topics.
I think I just pulled that number completely out of
it like that. All right, let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back. And we're back. So. Donald

(18:04):
Trump tweetedote over the weekend, making a sort of royal
decree that he wanted all of the information about a
spy who was sent to investigate his campaign under Obama
during the two thousand sixteen campaign. And I don't know

(18:27):
he continues to respond to everything about the Mueller investigation
and just the most guilty and not even trying to
cover it up, just you know, I have something to
hide and so I'm freaking out type of way. It's
hard for me to take it any other way. Well,
it is weird that all of his surrogates that appear
none of them say, well, he's innocent, right, none of

(18:50):
them say he didn't do these. Yeah, they all they're
all just blaming everybody for accusing him of doing them,
or you know, or there's mitigating circumstances, or if he did,
it wasn't illegal. There's nothing about what was right or
proper or or that didn't happen, right, Yeah, well now
it's going into the improper thing, right, because now they're
trying to say, like, oh, the deep state sort of
FBI they were trying to undermine me by sending in

(19:11):
a spy, which is already Those misnomers are just sort
of very misleading because this is just an informant who
essentially the FBI was getting reports that they're saying, hey,
we have heard that maybe there's Russians trying to infiltrate
this campaign. Like if that's the case, we need to
make sure like protect this campaign from being manipulated from
a foreign power. Hence, this person goes to sort of

(19:31):
do a light technique, a thing called brushing up or whatever,
just to merely be like like pick the brain and
just be like yo, talk to some people and see
you kind of what you dig up. And from there
that person said, whoa Mike Flynn is like hanging with
these like Russian people, Like this person was beginning to
see like they were actual Russians. One of the other
people who we know for a fact has bragged about

(19:53):
about how Russia had all this dirt on Hillary and
things like. That's all these things came together where they're like, oh, yeah,
let's make sure that this campaign is has some form
of I guess integrity, or rather it hasn't been completely
compromised or infiltrated by form path. So, according to Trump
in the White House, this was an attempt to infiltrate
his campaign and disrupt it for political purposes. However, at

(20:17):
this time, the FBI was actively trying to completely cover
up and keep quiet the fact that they were investigating
Trump and his campaign for having ties to Russians and
other foreign governments. They were publicly talking about the Hillary
Clinton investigation. They were perfectly fine to do that and

(20:38):
have a political effect there. But they were doing this
rather than, you know, openly investigating his campaign because they
didn't want to have a political effect, because they didn't
want to be seen as having a liberal bias, because
they knew that that would make half of the nation
freak the funk out. And they were also under the

(20:59):
assumption that Larrie Clinton was going to win. So what
would have disrupted Trump campaign? Look like? How would that
ho would you tell? Right? So, Trump has responded to
word of this quote infiltration by issuing this royal decree
on Twitter that the Justice Department revealed classified information to

(21:20):
him about an ongoing investigation into him and his campaign.
Rosenstein tried to keep him at bay by offering to
put the Inspector General on the case, which, by the way,
the Inspector General is about to supposedly drop a bombshell,
according to NPR on their morning podcast First Up, he

(21:41):
is releasing a report about whether FBI leaked classified information
to Rudy Giuliani during the campaign, because would have helped Trump, Right,
That would have helped Trump because Rudy Giuliani suddenly had
classified information that he just went on Fox News and
talked about during the campaign. Everyone's like, that doesn't see,
like that should be possible. But then everyone else can

(22:02):
be like, no, that's not what we wanted the Inspector
General to find out. We want them to come back
and say the FBI deep stated us. Right. So anyways,
this is clearly going to mean that the Inspector General
is compromised and part of the deep state, but it
also means that he takes a while to get things done.
And based on the fact that Trump's tweet all but
implied a royal fanfare of trumpets and like a full

(22:23):
brass band, I hereby declare what it was. I believe
it was. I hereby demand and yeah, which, by the way,
I have no problem with an investigation being checked if
it was. If there was, of course, yeah, I don't
think anyone does. I mean, nobody in his mind. Of course,
any investigation is going to come up either going to

(22:43):
be a witch hunter, is going to come up with evidence.
I will support him. I mean, there's that's the maddening
thing about that, there's no correct answer that would that
would satisfy him if it doesn't fit his narrative. Yeah,
the partisans on the right can't agree on what an
objective truth is, right, you know what I mean? Because
the second it brings a light any kind of fucker
on that truth? No, no, no, the one where the
deep state uh turned Verry Clinton to a shape shifter

(23:05):
and was doing a child sex rink. But the fact
that he is openly trying to interfere with this investigation
into his campaign is just taken for granted because he
has we know for a fact that he has tried
to fire Rosenstein and tried to fire Muller, and it's
just taken for granted at this point that he is

(23:27):
trying to stop this investigation. I think the people on
his side would say that he's doing that because it's
undermining or making it hard for him to you know,
focus on priorities, I guess. But anyway, So, in response
to Rosenstein's offered to you know, Wolf, forward it up
the chain to hr, which is they we'll put it

(23:47):
on the DJ equivalent of the Inspector General, he called
Rosenstein to his office and solicited a commitment to meet
with Chief of Staff John Kelly, Director of National Intelligence
Dan Coates and members of Congress to discuss classified information,
presumably including the activities of the FBI as confidential source.
And I mean, as we've been shown, any information that

(24:10):
gets shared with Republican leaders of the House, it ends
up on Fox within five seconds, like less. It's just
like he has a live feed. He's fucking got that
ship on a blast. Yeah, well he got more of
a direct line, you know what I mean, Yeah, pyroscope. Yeah,

(24:30):
because the moment. So this is problematic because it undermines
an ongoing investigation. Also, just the independence of the do
o J and prosecutorial independence in general of the rule
of law. That's something I didn't fully appreciate until all
this stuff went down to the last couple of years,
was how hands off the president was supposed to be
the Department of Justice. Yeah, the fact that like I

(24:52):
think Obama met with Comy maybe once like talking directly
about the exactly And this is kind of the thing.
And I was saying earlier, like off Mike that all
this thrashing that's happening from the White House and the
Republicans to protect the president is going to leave deep
scars in terms of our justice system and the rule
of law in this country because yeah, but and it's

(25:12):
but it's happening in it's such a small way. We're
on one side. We're just like, Okay, I guess the
Freedom Caucus now just wants a special counsel to investigate
the FBI because they're doing their job enforcing the law.
Like you know, we're slowly eroding these things. These just
sort of norms that we had that kept our you know,
d o J independent and we had some form of
law enforcement. And now the norm is going to be

(25:35):
the second you get called out, you go, yeah, but
we need to look at why they even looked at
me and investing that it's the right that's doing this now.
I mean the left used to be the ones who
were suspicious of the FBI and being spied on and
plants and informants and all that, and that that it's
completely switched in the idea that a Republican president and
other people in his parties are the ones who are

(25:56):
who are accusing the FBI of being hacks is is
it's crazy. Yeah, all these people who are supposedly doing
deep state work to undermine Trump's presidency. Mueller come and
he's still Democrats and they're they're all Republicans. There's also
the story from The New York Times over the weekend
that basically there was a second meeting that we talked

(26:18):
about on yesterday's episode that was very much like the
Russia meeting, where Don Junior opens it up and it's like,
I understand you have information for us, you know, just
openly trying to collude with foreign powers, which is against
all election laws, and Trump tweeted, things are really getting ridiculous.
The failing and crooked, but not as crooked as Hillary

(26:38):
Clinton has done a long and boring story indicating that
the world's most expanse of which hunt has found nothing
on Russia and me. So now they're looking at the
rest of the world. And there's a Vanity Fair article
that is taking this angle on the story and running
with it. A Vanity Fair article is like, Okay, now
we're going to move on to other countries because we

(27:00):
couldn't find anything with Russia. First of all, there's nothing
to suggest that they didn't find anything with Russia. They
just haven't shared their investigative like what they found. And also,
there's nothing about you coluding with one country that says
you wouldn't clude with another In fact, you know, this
is just nobody has ever argued this was a well planned,

(27:20):
you know thing with Russia where you guys had this
preconditioned idea. It's global corruption and incompetence. That is the
model that I'm working from when it comes to your campaign.
Just total and comprehensive, just incompetence and corruption. And you
know the fact that they found a meeting where you

(27:42):
were willing to include with another country doesn't change anything,
nor does it make the Russia accusations any more or
less likely. And also so this meeting that had Erik
Prince at it, the King of Blood money while you
were on a episode and up coming episode of Behind
the Bastards. Oh yes, Robert having a new podcast talking

(28:04):
about Eric Prince. Oh yeah, and uh he is a
huge piece of sh it really yeah, I mean like
it's crazy, like the stuff that Robert was only about him.
It all makes sense, like, uh, you know that you
can't start Blackwater unless you have some real wacky upbringing
and sort of crazy world views. So yeah, tune in
for that. We'll let you know when that episode drops.
Because the vortex of evil and murder. And let's just

(28:26):
say he tried to build his own illegal air force
at one point, like weaponized planes. Anyway, apparently he was
also meeting and introducing these people to Russian oligarchs at
that Seychelle's meeting. So that's where it's like all coming together.
It's just also kind then. Also he was even lying
in front of Congress when he was like, oh, the

(28:47):
most I did was maybe some fundraising and put a
yard sign up. That's most I did for the campaign.
And so again it's just a culture of deception and corruption, right,
and that's all that's coming to light. So you know,
don't worry, don't worry about the d o J. Let
them do their fucking job forced a lot, because look,
this is what we need to maintain some semblance of

(29:07):
decency in the country, if there's any left. Yeah, But
the point you're making that the Freedom Caucus is now
saying that they want a special counsel to be like
the FBI and d o J was unfair, Like that's
essentially the point is they're like, why are they so
interested in all this crime basically talking about come they
aren't investigating a hilarious collusion with Russia. Besides that there

(29:30):
wasn't any right well, and they have you know, like
there have been multiple things, or they're like, yeah, sure,
we'll look into it. Guess what. Okay, we didn't find anything. Okay,
you find They're like, well, no, come back until you
say something like she you know, whatever fantasy they need
fulfilled about her. And that's what my smart conservative friends
have been saying for a while though, is that because
this is getting into this range where it's like, you know,

(29:52):
a special council is looking into this, that Trump will
now appoint his own special counsel to look into that.
This could be the last doing sort of outcome from
all of these different investigations. They're just constantly putting special
prosecutors on each other whenever the other side wins an election.
But I wonder if this is if this could have

(30:13):
been avoided if there had been, you know, a non
eleven style commission instead of a special I mean, although
who know, they would have found something wrong with that too.
I mean that there's no yeah, I mean if the
bottom line is if they're actually investigating them and finding
things that are like bringing out the truth of their corruption,
and there's no interest in the then there's no then
it's a it's a witch hunt. It's a snipe hunt.
It's all right. Was the nine eleven commission bipartisan and

(30:36):
it was you know, I think it was like three
at least three people. And there was another commission that
I think there was an option of either doing a
special prosecutor or an independent commission and independent commission sort
of like the they went prespecial prosecutor rather for Russia,
right right, And you know jfk assassination and nine eleven Commission,
we're both bipartisan commissions. So yeah, it's just tough to

(30:59):
imagine any actual version of reality where anybody looking into
this can be seen as bipartisan. Yeah, I'd love to
ask them, like what would change your mind? What would
change your mind? Because I don't think it's not about
the truth. They work backwards from well, like I said,
were they first, we're backwards from we want the tax cuts.
Then it's Trump is right, it's you know everything else.

(31:21):
All right, We want to move on to just a
recent update about the North Korea talks that are scheduled
for June twelve. This morning, President Trump has announced that
they may be delayed, which is unfortunate because he has
also released a commemorative coin. Yeah, the White House had

(31:43):
a challenge coin, as they call it, Struck limited edition coin, uh,
with like Kim Jong n and Donald Trump on it.
It's very nice. Uh you know, has the White House
on one side with Air Force one flying over the
other side. Is like, uh, it's has surp pream Leader
Kim Chong N. I don't know why they put that
on there. That's a little yeah, that's what they put

(32:05):
President Donald J. Trump and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Uh.
And it's just a gaudy, fucking stupid coin that I'm
sure because Donald Trump knows memorabilia, uh so he can
prove to people he was president at one point. Uh that. Yeah,
they had this coin. And again this speaks to the
whole spiking the football bullshit that you know, before you've
actually scored the touchdown, you're you're making a commemorative coin,

(32:27):
like on the heels of all this other ship to
white houses. So it was made by the White House,
I mean, I mean the orders I think, but do
come from the White House to have a challenge like
a challenge coin Struck. Like that's incredible that if you
were writing this story. Like if the VEEP writing staff
were suddenly tasked with just writing the news for the

(32:49):
next couple of months, that would be just the perfect
storyline that Trump has a commemorative coin that that becomes
like a big chip in it. It's like, but the
commemorative coin, like yeah, like it's going to be the
motivational factor for the character to go through with it.
It's like, well, I can't pull out now. I made
the coin so and he's just so thirsty for a win.
This can't be good for his And I'm sure more

(33:10):
effort was put into making him look younger and handsome.
The idea his neck does his throat neck is it
kind of got a wattle though, I mean, he's got
a he's got jowls on that. Yeah, they both got
I mean, I love that they included the side fade
of like the real hard step cut he has, Yeah, stubble,

(33:32):
it's yeah, we'll see. I mean, the I hope. And again,
the coin in and of itself is not the issue.
It's it's that they're called the United States Government should
not be addressing him as a supreme leader. Yeah, exactly,
that's the other at least they didn't put a date
on it. Yeah, well, I know exactly. They only said eighteen.
Luckily they didn't put to the June twelve things, so
you know, the coin has a little bit of a
little shelf life still. So you know, if it doesn't

(33:54):
happen in June, and I'm sure it's gonna I'm sure
replicas are going to be for sale at every Trump property. Yeah,
oh absolutely, and hopefully those don't turn out to be
like the Bill's Super Bowl T shirts that were made
and given away to third world countries in the nineties.
All Right, we wanted to talk about something that sixty
minutes has covered a lot of different you know, respected

(34:16):
journalistic outlets have covered the possibility that the upcoming election
will be hacked, mid term elections being hacked. There's just
all sorts of evidence that points to foreign powers infiltrating
various election security networks. And uh, the U S agency

(34:37):
charged with ensuring that voting machines meet security standards was
itself penetrated by a hacker after the November elections. Um
so they've been testing the fences and getting through the
fences easily, and all of these signs exactly the raptors
are testing the fences. The Russians in this case are

(34:58):
testing the fences. And the really scary thing is that
a lot of states in America don't have paper ballots
that back up their electronic ballots, so that leaves us
very open to I think what we call fucory, in
which the vote count could possibly be manipulated. And there's

(35:19):
been all kinds of weird stuff that has not been
really brought up in the news that is like kind
of fucking like next level sort. I don't know if
it's the next level, because I don't know anything. But
for example, like they found these cell site stimulators are
called sting rayser I m s I catchers, and you know,
it's not surprising. They then certain articles they say that
they would that foreign intelligence groups or criminal groups would

(35:41):
use this kind of uh hardware in the capital. But
for the first time, the DHS sort of acknowledged that
this stuff could possibly uh intercept sensitive political communications. Uh.
There are computers. There are a pair of Princeton computer
scientists have also pointed out that these cell phones simulators
they can like which they mimic legitimate cell towers, can

(36:03):
also be used for like inexpensive vote hacking. So basically,
the sting ray would intercept the vote totals from the
voting machine before they're uploaded to the actual canvassing computer
or mainframe thing. So and again they're just sort of like, oh,
how these weird cell simulators show up in d C.
There's just there are many other sort of frightening things
along with the idea that yeah, we don't have paper

(36:25):
records in certain states, like important states like Pennsylvania. Is
this not the number one priority of anyone who has
anything to do with running elections in this country? I mean,
this is this angers me so much that that whether
people are so cynical or lazy or or manipulative that
they saw what happened in and it wasn't their number

(36:45):
one priority to look at how can we prevent this
from happening again? Whatever your party is, just if you
if you like America, if you like democracy, how can
you not want to make sure that the integrity of
the elections. But if you're hyperpartisan, you might be like, well,
this might be the only way to fight off a
democratic leave, you know, because clearly intelligence community said that
Russia clearly favorite Trump over Hillary Clinton and using that information,

(37:08):
we assume that possibly that's I don't think that people
are going to hack in the name of progressive ideals
for the left, but yeah, you know, I think even
in Europe, because they were really worried about certain elections
in the last year getting manipulated by foreign actors or whatever,
that some places just did all paper. They're like, we
don't even want to even mess with computers because at
least we know, like we're looking at human beings using

(37:30):
a paper ballot, and we have that we're counting that, right,
So that's pretty scary stuff. And the DHS, the Department
of Homeland Security, yesterday had a presentation for Congress to
which forty members of Congress showed up forty to fifty
they say fifty on the higher end, so that's like
roughly ten percent. Ten percent of Congress bothered to turn up.

(37:53):
So I don't know if it's cynicism. I don't know
if it's people on both sides being like, well, Trump
is clearly never and do anything about this because it's
not in his interest to plug these holes. Essentially, well,
then we've done functionally nothing about it, right, I guess
Pennsylvania is still working with electronic ballots that they got

(38:15):
in that they put into a rotation in two thousand two, um,
and they are they just got funding to replace them
with new machines that will be updated in two thousand nineteen,
just in time, just in time for this. And then
I think had a few different like hacker conventions in
like Vegas. They were easily just penetrating like these voting

(38:38):
machines and like and hacked, and now I can do
whatever I want in here. So yeah, I mean, I
don't know what what it is if there, you know,
I'm it surprises me that only fifty commerce people have
showed up. I don't know if that speaks to that
they felt the briefing was skewed or whatever. But when
you read the headline that they gave a briefing on
sort of election security and the numbers are low, Yeah,

(38:58):
this should be the most import I mean, aside from
just you know, not getting physically attacked by somebody. But
it's like, what's more important. That's what we fought for, Yeah, exactly,
this is our actual democracy. This is how we know
the will of the people. Was it that hearing though,
where someone from the DHS said that they weren't aware
of any evidence that the Russians had hacked the election,
even though it was a publicly available report. Kirsten Nielsen,

(39:21):
who is the head of DHS, said something to that
effect of more like she didn't she hadn't heard of
the intelligence community's assessment that Russia favorite Trump. Maybe that
was it, Yeah, yeah, which was weird of just sort
of like, oh, really, I don't know. It's like what
he's saying, like, how are you on one hand being
like our elections are vulnerable from who oh I don't know,

(39:42):
but look anyway, it says everything that they believe that
if they were if they were a fair election, that
they wouldn't win. Well. Yeah, that that's why the you know,
the redistricting and all those efforts are massively frightening to
the GOP because they spent so long completely gerrymandering the
districts and suppressing votes that if they're like, wait, we're
not gonna win a fair one, you know, So we'll see,

(40:04):
we'll see what happens. I'm sure, as you'd hope, this
story will pick up some steam and there will be
some kind of more public pressure for them to do
their time. Is there time to fix this stuff, I'd
imagine certainly to harden the targets, or at the very least,
like you know, you just go all analog and you're
like every everywhere's paper ballot. But I don't see how

(40:25):
you don't do that, because otherwise, the the idea that
you would have elections and they could be compromised and
we wouldn't know it. We just wouldn't have the paper
back up to see if people's votes have been changed.
That's fucking insane. There's no way around that. You need
to not do that if that's your plan. Yeah, I

(40:47):
don't know the whole idea of like jerrymandering, and now
this I just wonder if I know that I personally
was less motivated. I feel like in the past, the
gop UH and the right has been way more motivated
to find these cracks that they can exploit in the system.

(41:08):
And I feel like a lot of people who oppose
far right wing politics were just made aware and just
like sort of activated. So that would be the possibly
hopeful spin to put on it is that all this
fuckory is going to be harder for them to pull
off now that people have seen how bad it can get.

(41:29):
If if you're not actively engaged and you know, getting
out and voting and you know, monitoring and making sure
that the electoral system is protected. So we shall see.
We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back,

(41:53):
and we're back. And just a brief news flash is
that a sinkhole is opening up in the White else lawn.
It's growing every day. So yeah, someone who's not very
subtle is writing the news now apparently, whether it be
the VEEP writing staff or just or it's a biblical thing,

(42:13):
you know, like Hell could be opening up to swallow it. Yeah,
the Old Testament is definitely not very subtle. Yeah. Yeah,
but I love the Pentateuch. You've always been a fan. So, uh,
let's get into the Michael Cohen letter that would get
into The Onion back in two thousand. Yeah, publish the

(42:35):
story that was Okay. If first of all, if you're
listening to show you don't what the the Onion is,
shame on you. The Onion is a satirical website, is
one of the great satirical news websites publications out there. Uh,
and in they ran an op ed which is fake.
Let me say that again, a fake satirical ha ha

(42:55):
lo lo loll jokey op ed written by Donald Trump supposedly,
but it's satirical, so we know it wasn't actually written
by him, called when You're feeling Low, Just Remember, I'll
be dead and about fifteen or twenty years and it
was just a very you know, stupid, just sort of
piece about Donald Trump, you know, dying because he sucks.
That's right, and they're not very distant future. I will
die and then be gone from the world for all eternity.

(43:17):
You may even get to watch me in a casket
on national television being lowered into the ground, never to
be seen again. I bet you're smiling just thinking about that. Yeah.
And then so because you know Michael Cohen, he's like
number one attack dog for Trump or who knows how
this letter came about A letter, very angry takedown letter
was written by Michael Cohen in all seriousness to the onion,

(43:40):
and it goes like this, Dear Mr Hannah, I wish
to call your attention to an article currently on your homepage,
allegedly penned by Donald Trump entitled when You're feeling Low,
Just Remember I'll be dead about ten or fifteen years.
Let me begin by stating the obvious that the commentary
was not written by Mr Trump. Secondly, the article is
an absolutely disgusting piece that lacks any place in journalism,

(44:02):
even in your onion. I am here by demanding that
you immediately remove this disgraceful piece from your website, an
issue an apology to Mr Trump. I further asked that
you contact immediately to discuss this commentary goes way beyond
defamation and if not immediately removed, I will take all
actions necessary to ensure your actions do not go without consequence.
Guide yourself accordingly, yours, Michael Cohen, Oh, yours? Yeah, warmly, sincerely, Coco.

(44:28):
So yeah, I mean, he clearly didn't know what the
fun the Onion was. And it turns out when you
ask people, so our writer Jam mcnah was kind of
looking into this thing, and there have been articles written
about this moment at the Onion and what happened, and
like one of the people who used to work there
speculates that it was probably Trump himself that wrote this

(44:50):
letter and just had Michael Cohen sent it off. They
point to just sort of like the words like this
article is disgraceful and disgusting and essentially amounts to I
demand an apology. I hereby demand yeah exactly, um, And
it's just sort of like that sort of like that
just is the total Trump brand in terms of, you know,
his writing style and like the wording they say is

(45:11):
wonky is nowhere even close to being like legal ease,
I mean granted granted, like literally garbage law school. So
of course we can't expect him to use like real,
you know, like nuanced vocabulary. But yeah, Trump is the
one who sits around googling Donald Trump all day every day,
not Michael Cohen, or maybe it is Michael Cohen, but

(45:31):
if so, that's very sad um. But the crazy part
is on the Onion put out this piece. Michael Cohen
then gets on Twitter to be like, see, I knew
that was you guys. It's clearly a satirical website, so
therefore my response was also satire. Therefore, by the laws
of comedy, I am the new lord of ha has

(45:55):
I don't know, I mean, like was he Maybe all
of you hashtag haters hashtag trolls missed the memo. But
at the Onion is a news satire organization that means
dot dot dot it's not real, but not. I think
he's because they just came out with an article today,

(46:15):
I think. But he was responding to where I thought
the story was that they hadn't responded to it, and
they just recently discovered that they so they said, they
said that this editorial saying all right, we'd like to
take you up on your offer to come and talk
to you and everything like, well, well, we'll take that
down in exchange for access to the president, like the
quid pro quo if you would, Yeah, yeah, that's great.

(46:36):
And so I think he was saying that that was
satire or or that that the letter itself it was
you know, I don't know either way, the fact that
he would have to come out he was like, oh,
that's a joke that I would do quid pro quo
with the president who is clicking on hashtag trolls like
looking for let me see what the trolls are trying
to the marketing people who put out the failed animated

(46:56):
version of the troll film Trolls. Um. I just love
the idea of him explaining to us that the onion
is satire, what genus He's just yeah, again, Trump, you know,
this is John is no humor. He has no sense
of humor. He is not he is incapable of an
He's so thin skinned. And that's that's one of the

(47:18):
things that people. I think Comy wrote about it, and
I think there's other people who spend time around him
who remark that the most notable thing about Donald Trump
when you spend time around him is he never laughs,
never smiles, it's just all. And we spent a lot
of time looking for clips of him laughing, and I
think we found one. Yeah, it's sort of like an angry, passive,

(47:45):
aggressive laugh. They were also saying, like this other piece
that Donald Trump actually called the onion because there was
no response to that email, which would also lead you
to of course it was old Donnie. Sorry, John Miller,
you couldn't spend this one this time. And I've talked
about how when I was at ABC News, we were
creating a piece about how Donald Trump is not as

(48:06):
rich as he claimed, and he himself called to the
office maybe thirty times a day. He is don't drag me, please,
don't drag but yeah, except basically threatening to sue until
the ABC News legal department was like okay. And also,
if you look at Michael Cohen's writing style where we've
seen him actually send ship to other people who'll be like,

(48:27):
what I will do to you will be fucking disgusting,
you know what I mean? Like, that's how Michael Cohen
comes at you. So there's the other thing. When you
look at his past works, you can tell that he's
this is not his usual writing style. Yeah. Um. And
then we also wanted to talk about a word that
has been deemed too hot for cake cake. Um. So,

(48:52):
a student who was graduating coom laude uh from his
Now this is weird. He was graduating from his is
Christian based homeschool program with the four point eight nine
grade point average, which I would feel worse for him
if he was graduating from uh real school? Am I
allowed to say that? I mean probably not? But yeah

(49:16):
he did it. He did get an a in making
his bed though exactly. Uh. So they organized graduation get
out organizer graduation party. Uh and she ordered a cake
online from Publix right because he achieved the coveted sumauma
you know what I mean from his mom from which

(49:37):
again is I believe Latin for with honors and what's
the suma part? Super super super with honors to the
max to the extreme. Yes, so I think it goes
Magna's the best, Suma is the second with the highest distinction,
So I guess yeah, that just means with the highest Magna.

(49:57):
He finished mag the kum laude is with great honor,
and then Summa cum lade is with what's the greatest
on her highest um. So congratulations on the Suma podcast.
So she carefully typed the words she wanted on the cake,
Congrats Jacob Summa cum Laude, class of two thousand eighteen uh.
And Publix's online system was apparently unhappy with the word

(50:21):
kum because they changed it on the cake to congrats
Jacob Suma blank blank loud a class of two thousand
eighteen uh because they thought he said, come yeah, Suma,
come loud, come on public. Let's let him rock with

(50:45):
the you know, if he got the inflated g p
a like, let him flex with his cake. You know,
don't don't don't police the speech because you don't understand Latin,
because you thought, because what a mother was going to
put that on a cake like intending it for to me?
The same thing is like, let's let's say you saw
that you weren't obviously, you know, I'm assuming if you
graduated Zuma cumlaude, you're not in the cake department public

(51:07):
regardless of that, wouldn't would if they couldn't print it,
wouldn't they call the person or informing them and say,
we we we can't do this, but we want do
you want to rewrite it or whatnot? But was it?
Do you think it was the computer system that automatically
changed it? So it wasn't. It wasn't someone working at
publix that said I'm not gonna I'm not gonna write
this on a cake. Right. So someone at Jezebel did
their own test where they basically there's like an impromptu

(51:29):
test where they just sort of put in like profane
words to see what the website would censor. So they
found that embrace yourself. I'm going to say a few
profane words, okay, so please brace yourself. These are the
words that they found were automatically censored. Fuck, fuck er, ship, bastard, bitch, count, vagina, penis, buttinus, butthole, ass, asshole, pussy, crapcock,
far cleef, damn hell, slot, horror, processute, hooker, and the

(51:51):
N word. Now I don't know why they just for
certain racial slurs. They were like the N word, and
then this could be the writer's thing, and then it
said a variety of other racial sturs in addition to motherfucker,
top bonerges, spunk and piss And then but they've also
found that these words weren't so and the other words
that got through the network poop come tain't dick, dick hole, controversary,
hamwhilet dump, Jesus sex, jew should ask communists on one

(52:16):
cake give splooze, douche, darn, homo, libtard die. So, I
don't know, it's it's weird. I'm not exactly sure how
that they didn't actually order any of those cakes. In
other words, you get a confirmation once you put in
your thing of what the cake is gonna say. And
and the ones that were censored had the dashes in it.
So the mom who ordered the cake should have should

(52:36):
have known that they weren't going to do that, right, Yeah, apparently,
like when you look at one, I think she was
looking for a little viral images like, so she ordered it.
It looks like this flagged and and said profane slash
special characters not allowed. So she knew, so she went
ahead with it to make a point. Yeah, I guess so. Um.
I mean, she says her son was humiliated, suma blank outday.

(53:00):
What the funk is this? Mom? Oh my god, there's
no with so it's highest honor? Who hell wants that?
You think I duped an entire education system from my
son to graduate with a falsely inflated g p A.
Just really coming for the homeschooled. This doesn't pass the
smell test. She she she knew what she was doing,
and I think wanted to make a story, presumably, although

(53:24):
I don't think that it goes from screen onto cake
without some human intervention, right, Like they have somebody writing
the ship up and yeah, printed seeing a thing. I mean,
you know, they might have thought that was an inside joke,
but you know, there probably could have been someone who
ordered it. And you know, if they'd actually written the
comb that they would have been upset. Yeah what's there?

(53:47):
Yeah again? You know, Look, I know people that have
been homeschooled, and some people actually have gotten educational homeschooling,
and other people I saw were like actor type kids
who basically they just had to go to some form
of qute unquote school to basically, you know, because they
were working, uh and they functionally got no education. So
I'm a little skeptical. But it turns out it was

(54:08):
actually a four point seven nine jack. So I'm looking
at the mother's Facebook post where she explains it all.
It's very so she she planned all of this just
so she could do a brag on the kid's g
p A. She had no interest in getting this cake
thing up there. She just need an excuse to tell
people like how might be onto something because let me
read you the post. But she this is how we
even found out it was a story. She goes like this, Okay,

(54:30):
I didn't want to post, but I cannot resist. That
already means I wanted to post exactly. I ordered Jacob's
graduation cake from Public seventy cake. He heared a four
point seven nine g p A. Publics refused to write
the word suma kum lad because I was using profanity.
They put three dashes instead of the word. How utterly
ridiculous and I will be speaking to a manager for
a refund. Shame on you Public's for turning innocent Latin

(54:52):
phrase in a total embarrassment for having to explain to
my son and others, including my seven year old mother,
about this joke of a cake. My son was humiliated mortified. Now,
I do not disbelieve that the Sun was humiliated or mortified.
I just can just this post. Yes, I do not
think it had anything to do with the word on
the cake, but yeah, she totally could have posted that

(55:14):
without mentioning the g P A. Yeah, it doesn't need
to write exactly underlining four point seven. And I guess
to make sures like I'm not cheating when I asked
for Summa kuma. Okay, it falls within so we all know.
When you order a cake, you do have to submit
your transcript. I mean when it was my birthday, they
asked me to see I d just to get at
Basking Robins. The You're like, well when's your birthday? When
you said, okay, well I guess we'll write it. Uh.

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J Keith, that's been a pleasure having you. Man. Where
can people find and follow you? The big thing to
find and follow is I am the host of a
podcast on the Maximum Fund network called Go Fact Yourself,
which is celebrities playing trivia games. It's super fun. Can
get it wherever you hit podcasts. Uh. And our website
is go factor pod dot com and on Twitter at
go factor Pod. My personal Twitter is at j Underscore

(55:57):
Keith all right, that's easy enough. I can say more
about it, but there's the basis. Was just processing, Okay,
I was just going golf miles. Where can people find you?
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
of Gray. You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien.
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're

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on Instagram at the Daily Zeitgeist. We have a Facebook
fam page and a website, Daily zeitgeis dot com where
we post our episodes and our butt We lick off
to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as the song that we write out on Miles.
What's that gonn be? Today? Okay, let's say today, I'm
feeling this artist Buddy with a track called find Me.

(56:41):
I first heard about it through the video for this
uh song, which is really dope. Check out the video
for this track called find Me. But yeah, buddies just
kind of like in this new wave of R and
B guys just doing this thing. I think you'll enjoy it. Uh,
and please actually do check out the video, WHU. It's
really cool like they shot it in like a buick
or something that they're just rotating like three six degrees

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so as he's in it, you can just see the
gravity pull on him as he's sitting like in the car.
But they edited in a very cool way like finding
this guy. So check out the video to find me
by Buddy. All right, we're gonna write out on that.
We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast.
Talk to you guysn't by going crazy out of my

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mind these days so much ship that gotta decide these
days listening to our lives days saying, starting a my car,
I'm trying to get away way. It seems like I've
been driving naw day, smoking, then drinking all by myself,
hoping now wishing to find myself lasting a lot. Come fine,

(58:08):
I just wanted to look come trying me last and
I've been looking, but I haven't found a thing yet.
She've been trying to can get at the time. But
I'm just posting, chilling all by myself. We crumbs on

(58:33):
my thumbs getting high. It's hell could smoke chase it
down with a little liquor did not. I hop off
the freeway just to swerve through the city. Got coplights
behind me. Damn, I hope they don't kill me. Like
who's calm down? Rubbing all my temples. I'm smoking and
drinking all by myself, hoping then wishing to find myself

(58:53):
in the late night, catching the vibe by myself. Lord
will and we won't die to night. We don't fly
to night. And I fly by myself, realizing that I
can't hide from myself. Close my eyes just to see
what the side of myself. I cried by myself, sting alone.

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Come fine, I just want to feel ve come trying me?
Is the sam changing a lot somewhere by the water

(59:41):
finally made it straight out of constance by the calling
me like, don't we holly see you at all? Y'all
know you are hit shining, but you can't do it
all by yourself. So I can hit the voice of
my mom telling me to pray for understanding, wisdom and knowledge,
which I knew what I know now back when I
dropped out of college. Sometimes I feel like I can't
have way of my ship accomplish it don't matter because

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I'm looking and drinking all by myself, hoping then wishing
to find myself in the late night, catching the vibe
by myself. Lord will and we won't die tonight. We're
gonna fly to night and the fly by myself. Realizing
that I can't hide from myself, close my eyes just
to see what's the side of myself, I cry by

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myself and alone. Come fine me. I just want to
feel love. Come try me last and alone. Man vetoir

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