Comey By Your Name, Brad Pitt x MIT 4.13.18

In episode 126, Jack & Miles are joined by comedian Blake Wexler to discuss Friday the 13th, the Michael Cohen tapes, Rod Rosenstein making peace with the fact that he may be fired and what would happen in that case, the response to James Comey's book, the hoax that Diamond and Silk have been censored on Facebook, Colin Kaepernick almost getting a work out with the Seahawks, bloidwatch with Brad Pitt and his new MIT BAE, & more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty six, episode
five YEA for April two thou eight teen. My name
is Jack O'Brien, a K O'Brien. Walk five hundred miles
and go prie and walk five hundred more m Yeah. Hey,
have you ever thought about using that one miles? No? Never,

(00:22):
I've never. No one has ever suggested that. I thought
it was funny that somebody gave that to me because
that is the k that Miles gets like probably three
times a day. Yeah, that kilometers Gray. Anyways, thank you
to Trevor question Mark on Twitter Trevor nick one uh

(00:43):
and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, Mr Miles Gray. Well, since you included me, Jack,
I'm going to have to include you in my A K.
Then I look at Jack and the world is all
right with me? Do do? Noon? Just want to look
at Jack food food. I know it's gonna be a

(01:05):
lovely gray, lovely gray, lovely gray, lovely gray. Thank you
so much, Kellen t Again, bro, I don't know how
many A games you broke off this week, but that's man.
You might be approaching Chapman rights territory. I don't know
I'm gonna say, Chapman still got to crown, She's still
on the throne. But Kellen, my man, you'll always be

(01:26):
our first Chapman. Chapman is Chapman is goat, you know
what I mean. And you can be like lebron lebrons kid.
All right, we are thrilled to be joined in our
third seat by third time returning guest, but first time
with me, Mr Blake Wexler. Yes, thank you for having
me you guys, Jack, thanks for not having your house
get caught on fire and having another child break enough

(01:49):
is enough? Yeah no, we tried both. It just wasn't happening.
But the fire wouldn't take the fire wouldn't take a
little wet I should have said. Also, Blake is a
very any stand up comedian. I forgot to say that.
I just said. I just started talking about I just
started talking about how I wasn't here last time because
self obsessed. Yeah. Weird, Yeah, this is it's weird because

(02:13):
it's like this is like my side piece, Jack, Like
I'm already seeing Blake when you're not here, right and
now it's kind of weird. You know, Blake and are
looking at each other like texting, like should I say something?
I should say anything? He talked about this? Hi, nice
to meet you, Miles. Is it yeah? Block? Sure, I'll
take it. Blake. What is that? Block block? What is

(02:34):
something from your search history that is revealing about who
you are the worst? It's just like, not only is
that not my name? It's not a name, like yeah,
block block. Sorry, I guess I just misread it. Guy,
isn't listening? Is that reading anything at all? Um? Weird
thing search history? Recent was cannot see well altitude brain

(02:58):
because I was in Colorado with my girlfriend's family and
I started seeing like stars. It was not healthy. So
I was worried something was wrong with my brain. Yeah,
and let me guess what it was. Let me guess
what it was. Jury's out. I'm a ticking time bomb
because maybe I have a brain to armandy tumor got

(03:20):
in my head. Yeah, sh altitude is so weird. I
went to a wedding like up in the mountains of Colorado,
I like, and I was running at that time, and
I went for a run and it was for some reason,
like the hardest thing I've ever tried to do, because
fucking crazy though, Like it's it's real. You were trying

(03:41):
to do this ship like you're getting ready for a
heavyweight bout kind of thing, like that's like a title
fight train to be like we're gonna do some high
outs training like I could at that time, I could
like rip off five miles no problem, And it was
like a struggle to get to two. Oh I bet yeah.
I was also probably drinking and smoking the previous night,
so that I have had something to do with it. Well,
alcohol counts is more like you get hit by it

(04:03):
a lot quicker up there. Yeah that's true. Really yeah, Yeah,
you gotta be here about wasting all this money drinking
a sea level right now? You have to get that
that Denver buzz like I just drive up. You gotta
get a mile high. Yes, I wonder if you get
high a mile high, you get even higher? Think we
have many listeners in Colorado. Tell me the facts? Can
you that myth? Yeah? Do you get higher when you're higher? Yeah?

(04:28):
I that. Hey, Look, we have John Elway on the line, John,
and I call you John, big pot smoker, John Elway,
Uh Blake. What is something that you think is underrated?
Peppermint patties? Actually York peppermint patties. I've taken a lot
of ship for my public stance of loving that candy,
but I think mint and chocolate is just like a

(04:48):
very proven I love it, Yeah, I love it cool.
I love mint and chocolate. Nice mint chocolate chip was
one of my favorites. I think there was an X
Men flavor when the first X Men movie came out
that was only a bailable at Basking Robbins, and it
would of chocolate and mint ice cream, but the blue
it was blue for Wolverine and it had chocolate claws
in it. I'm pretty sure I'm not having a fever
dream out loud, but I'm pretty sure this exists. Anyone

(05:10):
from basketb Robins backed me up, because I will buy
that forever now. Blue mint anything reminds me too much
of toothpaste. Give it to Don't like the Shamrock shake.
I've never had that? Is that good? Yeah, it's just
like a mint, but that's just a mint shake? When
is that available? Just think we just the st Patrick's

(05:32):
Day in select locations, like you rarely find out. I
had it like once when I was in high school. Blake,
what is something you think is overrated? Uh? That like
being in credit card debt is that big of a problem. Yeah,
credit card debt, I would say that's being an issue. Yeah,
because you just don't pay right, yeah, exactly, or you
just don't pay. But also like what are you buying?
Like like when are you going to own something? Really?

(05:54):
You know, for most people like millennials don't buy, you know,
like we rent. So yeah, yeah, I can show you
my like bankruptcy. It's like, I'm fine. Do they not
do a credit check when you are like applying to
rent a place? Oh I didn't say I'm in bad
credit check? No, Um, I'm just giving terrible financially, but
I am. Uh yeah, they'll do it. But like you

(06:16):
can get a co signer, you know, Like that's why
you like go to networking parties around Hollywood, Exactly, I
need a favorite mane. Oh you're not asking you to
put you in a thing. Of course, I'll co sign
your And that's why you do a lot of those.
Uh you do a lot of stand up shows at
those convalescent homes of course, elderly person who's lonely and
you're like, hey, earl, can you sign this? Yeah? Yeah,

(06:37):
it's a it's a nondisclosure agreement. It's like you know,
Hannibal Births puts people's phones and those zip block things,
so they don't like, you know, film your set and
that's like me at old person's homes, but with like releases.
Does that make sense together? I love it. Yeah, so
they can't nargue out right exactly, Blake. Finally, what is
a myth? What do is something people think is true
that you know to be false. Uh, that eloquence is

(06:58):
a sign of intelligence, at least That's what I'm selling. Um. No,
I've seen lately a lot of people who are like
inarticulate that are actually incredibly intelligent, and I think you
see it a lot like Uh the Zuckerberg thing for instance,
Like watching him speak is like he's not obviously an engaging,
high energy speaker. He I wouldn't say he's inarticulate, But

(07:18):
like Doug Peterson for instance, Um, this is like an
example that I'm more able to speak upon. Um. Philadelphia
Eagles head coach is terrible at speaking and people really
comes off as a dummy. He comes off as a
total idiot, and I'm like, oh, this guy's a moron.
Where when he's quoted in the papers. You know, Philadelphia
enquired that old brag. They have to use like ellipses

(07:39):
a lot because like they can't really connect his sentences
because the president Yeah right exactly, sort of stream of
consciousness speaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Well he's not an example,
but like, um, but he's actually very intelligent human being,
Like he shows intelligence necessarily that someone who is eloquent
can be an idiot. It's more that like you can
be smart and you can be a horrible speaker. Correct, correct, Yeah,

(08:01):
yeah that's what. Yeah, thank you for clearing that up,
because let me tell you someone who's eloquent and it's
actually a fucking dumb dumb Yeah. Well, and there are
plenty people like I. I do agree. They're they're completely
separate skills, like being intelligent, making intelligent decisions, and being
able to speak like string sentences together coherently. Just the

(08:24):
first time I tried to speak on a podcast and
like listen back to myself, I had to do that.
I had to like edit different chunks together because I
was like speaking out of order and ship it's just
a acquired skill and like completely out of order, like
the subject. It's crazy you're like Jack, I just a

(08:46):
lot of and then, you know, listen to any talk
radio station in the middle of the country and you
will realize that there are a lot of people who
are incredibly talented at you know, speaking in a straight
line for hours, who are not, you know, don't have
a tremendous amount on the ball. Say we'll put on

(09:07):
the ball. I like that one on the ball. You
gonna have to say, your son, not a lot on
the ball. Not a lot on the ball? Yeah, yeah,
are you talking about my son? No? No, no, I'm
just I was just I'm sorry. I should have told
you we faced on. I started a scene where we
were at a parent and he can't speak that well.
If you could set up your bits for a longer period,

(09:27):
appreciate it. I'm sorry, thank you, thank you. That was
a cut to a parent teacher conference and I forgot
to say that part and I just said it out
of term interior school day A nervous mother and father
sit across from professor. Great. Anyway, I'm sorry. Go on,
all right, let's get on the stories. Guys. We're trying
to take a sample of the national shared consciousness, what

(09:48):
people are thinking talking about right now. It is Friday
looked into. So there are a lot of things that
we think like go back deep into history and back
way back. Yeah, and that actually don't like, uh, a
lot of the druid and what's that which religion? Wiccan tradition,

(10:08):
tradition they like started in the early to mid twentieth century,
early to mid nineties. Yeah, seriously, Uh, Wuiji boards, tarot cards,
those were all created like fairly recently by toy companies
of course. Yeah, have you been to the Wiccans Celebrity
Center on Gower by the way, if the Wiccans just

(10:30):
started taking Hollywood over. So Friday thirteenth apparently goes back
pretty deep, like when you research it, like one of
the first mentions is from like the fifteenth century, but
it's talking about it as an already established thing, like
it's a plot element where somebody like tries to create
a big panic because it's Frida. Uh. And when you

(10:53):
look at words and try and find out their origin,
there's a lot of articles on the internet like the
origin of this word is this, but no two sources
are going to agree because we just don't have a
record for like where certain things come from and that
seems to be the case with Friday thirteenth too. It's like,
the best explanation I got was that twelve is like

(11:14):
felt as a complete number. And also at the last
Supper there were twelve people and then Judas showed up
as the thirteen and that was the night before Jesus
was killed on Friday. So it's like Friday. But the
biggest problem with Judas is that he was always late.
He was always the last. I had to pick one thing,

(11:34):
it would definitely be punctuality. But anyways, it's already a
shitty day. Will Farrell has gotten into a pretty serious
car accident. We don't know too much other than that
he he went to the hospital. His car flipped over.
He was not driving, he was a passenger, like an
I see you or anything. I don't know. We we
don't have the latest on that, but just you know,

(11:56):
get well soon, Will Farrell, who I think. I was
actually having this conversation earlier this week with super producer
on a Hoseny. I think Will Ferrell's underrated at this point.
We both watched The House fairly recently, which was just
critically savaged when it came out like brutal people were like,
this movie fucking sucks, Like what it's it's so so stupid,

(12:20):
but like very very funny. It has one of the
biggest laughs that uh my wife and I have shared,
Like we both like laughed for like a minute straight.
Uh So, I don't know what do you say to
the biggest laugh we've shared. I always now, I thought
of you watching laughing at different things constantly and never
being on the same day about what's funny. I think

(12:41):
you thought that was funny. I think that's true. Sometimes
we find several we find different things, uh funny. And
Will Ferrell has been released from the hospital, so congratulations,
so don't worry about it. Can we talk about him now? Now?
I do think he's underrated. He like his career went
through like a very slow, you know, overrated then underrated

(13:03):
backlash type thing. And I think he's still in the
underrated underrated you mean at present, Like we're not giving
it up to him enough because clearly he's going to
be in the pantheon of the great you know. Yeah,
But like I think when his movies come out now,
people are like, oh, this sucks, like another Will Ferrell movie,
And I mean, like this dude, is just funny as
fun like it's not cool to be like this fifty

(13:26):
year old white guy is really funny, you know, and
like he's been funny for like fifteen years, so it's
not interesting to say. But so you're out here saying
the controversial ship Will Farrell is funny. Jesus, I'm telling
you read some of the reviews for the House because
Jason man Zucause is also hilarious. And I heard him
on a bunch of podcasts, like he was excited when

(13:47):
I was coming out. He's like, this movie is gonna
be funny. And then like I heard him on another
podcast a week later he was like, holy shit, man,
people really hate this fucking movie, and like, there's no
reason to hate it. It's a lot of fun just
because it was I don't know, like a lot of
critics just have bad senses of humor. I think, like
Dumb and Dumber. When it first came out, people were like,
this is dumb ship, like the headlines wrote themselves, uh,

(14:10):
and people just fucking hated that movie. And then once
it became a classic, like everyone was like, yeah, the
Coen Brothers peak was dumb and dumber, and something about
I mean fairly Brothers, No, actually did that. I'm pretty
sure that Brothers made Dumb and Dumber. Sam Uh, sorry,

(14:30):
I had already moved on to our next story. My
favorite part of Dumb when it comes out eleven and
the two brothers there with the fucking big gulps and
he's like big gulfs. Huh, all right, well you later
that I can say in time with you and big

(14:52):
Gulps is so good. I just a great friend group.
Sometimes we're like big Gulps, just to be like, all
right now. I think everybody of us certain age just
like grew up quoting Dumb and Dumber and some of
those movies that were mentally ruined. Yeah. But I think
the reason I thought Cohen Brothers instead of Farelli Brothers
is because we got our next story coming up. The
Cohen tapes. Baby might be a thing. So there is

(15:15):
apparently something about doing uh super illegal shit, like doing
crimes around the presidency that makes people just want to
record themselves doing it. So the thing that made me
hopeless about this current you know, scandal, the Trump scandal
being anything like Watergate, was when I listened back to
the Watergate podcast slow Burn, it was still up in

(15:37):
the air until they were like, oh, Nixon recorded everything
and he just gave us all the tapes with him
being like, yeah, yeah, so how do we cover this up.
Here's how we'll cover it up. I'll give you this
much money for covering up the crime we did. Uh.
And so I was like, Okay, well, we'll never have that.
But who knows now because apparently Michael Cohen, his lawyer,

(15:58):
was known to record himself in conversations with clients and
with people for clients so he could play it back.
And now everybody on their side is concerned that, uh,
you know, they just it just seems all the ship
they probably have a lot of records of phone calls,
like literal records recordings of phone calls. They're saying that,

(16:22):
like during the campaign, people avoided him because he had
such a fucking knack for recording everything. So this is
I forget what this is from this quote says In
one instance, Cohen played a recording of a conversation he
had with someone else to a Trump campaign official to
demonstrate that he was in a position to challenge that
person's veracity if necessary. Cohen indicated that he had something
to use against the person he had taped. The associate said,

(16:44):
so he's just like he's also just so messy with
it that he's like, I'm always just getting receipts, and
I put him in a shoebox that I don't basically protect,
and now maybe someone else has my whole receipt box.
The most ratable office, by the way, like like just
I mean, they didn't even have to overturn anything. It's
just overflowing with evidence. If you raided my office, you

(17:05):
would get like the three hoodies that I keep on
the back of my chair, and that's it. And maybe
one of Anna's tide pods. Yeah, definitely one of Anna's
tide pods. But I mean, I'm assuming just my desk
what you call an office, my office, your corner office,
even have cubicles where it's just all very democratic, very democratic.
There is a old chewable vitamin I think on the

(17:28):
edge of my desk, so they would get that and
maybe some gum rappers. Uh. And then also those weird
manifestos you've been writing right right, those are barely legible tried,
and I've sent those to the government already. So but yeah, Blake,
You're it's like the most ratable office. Like just it's crazy,

(17:48):
how is every really be like who calls it Dumbwatergate? Uh?
John Oliver, I think it's one of the one of
those guys right that it's now like really starting to
even echoes ship like this about like, oh, there's also
recorded conversation, but stuff not that we know it has
anything to do that's gonna be directly incriminating, but like

(18:09):
we're checking off all the boxes of the kinds of
things like, oh, possibly incriminating recordings. Check love it love
it calls it that. Oh nice, It is amazing like
that Trump has assembled just like an all world team
of like narcissists and like people who are just super
like insecure and like think that they're going to be

(18:30):
stabbed in the back and are also backstabbers and out
for themselves. Where because that doesn't gel well you know
what I mean, when you have the biggest narcissists of
all time and office. So it's just like, God, how
did this guy like not even have the wherewithal to
like even have like sick offense and like you know,
like just people who are like just sick offense to
their core to like support and where it's just like

(18:51):
Cones like out for himself obviously as well. So it's
just like, yeah, everyone's just gonna keep sucking each other
over until uh literally nothing happens. Yeah, I mean that's
that's the problem with unscrupulous characters. Yeah, good word. But
I think you're right that a lot of times, with
a lot of other people, you surround yourself with whoever
you surround yourself with, and then once you get to

(19:12):
the presidency, you're like, okay, and now I make over
my team with all the people who are professionals at
this who have experience. He did not do that. He
just installed his children into like key roles, literally fucking children.
Uh So you can't even get top secret clearance, right,
Why the funk would they be able to? I don't know.

(19:35):
There should be a lot you know now that like,
if you can't even get top secret clearance as a person,
you shouldn't be able to run for president. Oh, there
should definitely, you know what I mean? That should just
be the first litmust as like, first of all, can
you even be trusted with information? No? How the funk
are we gonna let you lead the country. We can't
tell these guys anything you know, how long do you
think it's going to take after the Trump presidency for

(19:56):
America to just be like, okay, so that was bad, Right,
we can all agree that with bad, Like, what laws
are we going to pass to make sure that ship
never happens again? I don't know. We'll see, Yeah, the
terms go, we'll see how people start sweating. Then yeah, alright,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,

(20:22):
and we're back, and we're gonna jump around a little
bit today just to get the blood going. Now, we're
gonna do a bunch of different stories because it continues
to be a fast news period, not a slow news day,
a fast news days. So Rob rosen Steam, the Deputy
Attorney General, basically thinks he's going to be fired, to

(20:45):
the point that his confidants are saying that in the
past he's been very stressed out when he thinks he's
going to be fired, and now he's at that point
where he's made peace with it, and he's just like
he's he's quoting Martin Luther, not King. Yeah, he keeps

(21:07):
saying here I stand. When people are like, so do
you think you're gonna be fired? Here I stand like,
I guess, yeah, bring it. I gots but an indulgence,
a one that's crazy perfect about. I mean that's also
very dangerous because that's like some Samurai ship where it's
like you cannot kill me because I have already died.

(21:27):
And I hope people like obi wan Kenobe. But if
it's also just to the point where he's like, I've
already broken, so I can't be more stressed out because
I'm so stressed out. I hope that maybe he's found
something deeper to power him through this very tough time,
because it seems like even with like signing off on
the raid and ship and also Mueller handing it off
to the d o J, clearly the two of them
were like, look, bro, we know we're in a tough spot.

(21:49):
Like fuck it, Like, let's just do what we gotta do. Now.
I've had jobs where I'm like, oh the writings on
the wall here, I'm for sure not going to be
here very soon, And there's no worse employee than like
when that app like that's just when you start stealing
everything you because in your mind you're gonna be like, well,
what you're gonna do? Fire me? What are you gonna

(22:11):
do charge me with something like that's a lot of
work now, right. Another way that the Trump camp was
trying to spend this yesterday on you know, the Fox
News is of the world was that Rosenstein should be
recused because he can't be both a witness and a
supervisor of the investigation. Um, that's what Dershowitz was saying yesterday.

(22:33):
Trump's homie and dinner partner. Uh And Jeffrey Tuban from
the New Yorker and you know legal reporter was like, yeah,
but that's been the case for over a year now, right,
And Dershowitz was like, yeah, yeah, fair point like that
that he had just like shut him down by like
being like, yeah, but why didn't you bring this up
like any of the fifty two past weeks where this

(22:56):
has been the case? Hey man, I don't know, like
that would have been the best like that. I don't
know why? Fine, then not that one. Give me a second,
let me think of another. This sucks who uh So
if he does fire him, uh, we will be in

(23:16):
a constitutional crisis. But a lot of people are saying
it would be political suicide for him to do that.
It would be a clear attempt to you know, replace Mueller.
But you know, the question that people are asking is, like, technically,
what happens? Right, So he fires Rod Rosenstein, he could
then fire Sessions too, and that would give him a

(23:38):
direct line to whoever would then be able to end
the Muller investigation. Uh, he could override the established succession
plan to replace Rosenstein because there is uh sort of
a line of succession that is in place. So I
guess like the deputy deputy Attorney general. I'm sure that's
not right, but uh, you know something of that nature.

(24:00):
And Trump might have to like go in and make
that call himself. Yea, And eventually he will just kill
Lady Justice, right, right, that's the last steps. Just it
wouldn't be the first scale. He's broken so much, thank
you so much. Oh god, damn, it is literally so good. Yeah,

(24:23):
you're doing that thing where you're clasping both hands and right,
I'm catching invisible bouquets. Those pictures, those pictures of him
last weekend, like walking in his big trench coat where
it seemed like he was hiding other people under the
trench coat, Like were those photoshopped? There was a photoshopped
one that was going around that looked sort of super

(24:44):
like weird those were. There was a photoshop one that
was going around, but I mean the original one isn't
flattering either way. Like it looks like he was wearing
like a silk bathrobe over his suit that looked like
a coat, Like the material seemed very thin anyway, Like
Mellow wears like like at a whole outfit underneath his
basketball clothes, like a hoodie and like pants and stuff

(25:06):
like that. That's like what Trump was wearing. But like
adjust the sizes like nine sizes, you know what I mean,
exactly Alright, the weirdest analogy I think I've ever met. Yeah,
for all my Carmelo Anthony fans outright. Um, alright, So
the other big story in Washington right now is the
Komy book is coming. Comey's coming uh Tuesday, I guess,

(25:30):
And uh the excerpts are starting to leak out, and
there's a lot of interesting stuff and stuff. The way
the conservative media has chosen to highlight it, you know,
they're playing the fact that he's like coming for Trump
and he's an anti Trumper. But then they're also, like
I noticed yesterday, they were like taking these very bland

(25:51):
passages where comy like says something nice about Obama or
Hillary or they say something nice about him. Uh, And
I was like, why is that happening? But apparently that's
one of their strategies is to make it look like
he's in league with the Democrats even though she's I'm
pretty sure a lifelong Republican. But their whole narrative doesn't
really make sense if he's a lifelong Republican. And let's

(26:13):
be real, he helped Trump when he fucking brought up
those emails again right before the fucking election, right, so
you know, it's hard to say, like, people definitely have
their with James call me, but I think he's trying
to be like, look, but I might be able to
redeem myself here. Yeah, so a couple other ways the
Republicans are dealing with this. So one of the most
spread round experts that you've probably heard by now is

(26:34):
that he says that Trump was immediately the second he
told him about the Russia dossier from what's his name,
Chris Steele, Christophe, Do you not get that, like any time, man,
he he's gonna get suspicious almost, don't laugh. I'm sorry

(26:58):
you guys are holding hands on to the table or not.
What hand? What is the hand? Hand? What are those
the most guilty person? I don't know what a hand is.
First of all, Jack, Yeah, but much like the Late
Night Comedians, he focused in. When Trump was told about
the Dassier, he really focused on on the p tape stuff. Yeah,

(27:20):
it's like, yeah, that peace stuff is weird. That that's
not me. Let's prove that false, which is an impossible thing.
You can't prove something like a thing false. You can't
prove a thing didn't happen. He was like, but you know,
Melani is gonna get mad about that, so, which also
a thing he's never been up like worried about at all. Right,

(27:41):
while you're having sex with people, while she's pregnant, having
just given birth to your son, which in this scheme
and things like this is why it's so interesting because,
like comy, I want to say this subjectively, is not
a likable guy. Like he he's done a lot of
fun up stuff like two Progressives and obviously you know
now he's trying to like hopefully make it. Let's just
listen to the title of his book. See if he's

(28:02):
a likable guy. Higher loyalty, truth, lies and leadership. Yeah,
he's such a pile of ship, and he's so unlikable,
and yet like we want to treat him like a here,
like you do want to cheer for him because he
could be a guy who could hurt the most unlikable guy.
Like it is so petty. And by the way, no
one wants that pee tape to be a thing that

(28:24):
happened more than I do. But like there's so yes, yes,
and if we can talk about this tonight, I mean, um,
like just there's so many larger things like corruption and
abuse of power that you should be focusing on. It's
like if you have any brains whatsoever, you know, if
you bring up the pee tape, it's not going to
be about like the things that actually matter. Like everyone
knows Trump's a piece of ship. Everyone knows he's an adulterer.

(28:45):
Everyone knows that. Like he's a terrible husband and terrible man.
Like a pee tape is not going to make that worse,
you know what I mean. Like unfortunately, that's how low
he is, so it's gonna make him look dirty. But
he had, but yeah, but he had. He had a
couple of reasons why the pe tape could not exist, right,
was just funny to me that he focused in on that. Yeah, well,
I agree totally with what you're saying about this like

(29:05):
being a ridiculous thing to focus in on. We're now
going to talk about the p tape thing exactly fifteen
minutes for His defense for why it wasn't true was
not that, you know, say, he would never be playing
paying Russian prostitutes to explore one of his fetishes in
a luxury hotel. It was specifically, he said, because he's

(29:26):
a germophobe and therefore would never quote let people pee
on each other around me. Yeah they think that, Tom wrote,
he said, after quoting Trump, He's saying, yeah, there's no
way I would let people pee on each other around me.
No way, says He just rolled on, unprompted, explaining why

(29:46):
it couldn't possibly be true, ending by saying he was
thinking of asking me to investigate the allegations to prove
it was a lie. Again, technically impossible, according to the post,
and then he says, I said it was up to him, Like, dude,
that's such an asshole thing to do, or this guy
is clearly unhinged and you're watching this good. I was like, yeah,
I don't know. I mean clearly, like why would have
people in a germophobe Like that's gross and blah blah blah.

(30:09):
So I mean maybe you can look into it. I
don't know, and he just goes, well, that's up to you.
The worst working relationship, but you know this isn't I mean,
this is one of many reasons, like because you know,
the right is very afraid of the P tape too,
because I mean, our man Jesse Waters, I think we
played this clip before, but like that fucking idiot Jesse

(30:31):
Waters on Fox. He also has a really great theory
why the P tape can't exist, And you just got
to hear this one because this is actually to me,
this actually I think is a good defense for why
it cannot exist. But the way, this is the only
show that I've ever been able to talk about the
p tapon. So that makes me, No, it's not true. No,
one's not true. One peace in the bed? Where are
you going to sleep? Well, I don't think. I don't

(30:51):
think he's having a note. I think I don't think
it's a cuddle. F What the funk are you talking?
Because if they pee in the bed, we can sleep,
you know, Donald Trump doesn't have that kind of money.
Just get another hotel room to where where are you
going to find another bed in a Carlton? I mean

(31:13):
you pee on the floor. Where are you gonna walk
in the s? Where are you gonna wash your damn hands?
Pee in the toilet? It's ruined. Yeah, So so you
don't cycle through toilets. Also, it's entirely possible that while
it's valid that Trump is a germophobe and probably would not,
uh maybe choose to have people pee on each other
around him, it's also entirely possible that he didn't know

(31:35):
what a golden shower was and he's you mean, how
I shower and gold? He's obsessed with gold and he's
a germophobe, so he was like, yeah, I want a
golden shower. Yeah, it's golden. Everything else liked. But did
he do that thing where he mistakenly orders it and
then when it's happening in front of him, he goes, oh,

(31:56):
I didn't I'm not going to send it back. But
then he's like, okay, actually go harder, right, bringing a
couple of gallons of water please, Well, let me debunk
the germophobe thing. Is that like this could be a
situation like germophobe. He could be like a separate thing
where like people who are afraid of heights can go
on planes, you know what I mean, where you are
technically high up is technically a German fested thing. But

(32:18):
maybe it's just a different category anyway, right right, when
somebody has like a weird germophobe, they can still be
into like weird poop stuff. You know. It's like I
feel like that's like, do you know about this? I
don't gonna say it's a beautiful thing. Like sometimes it's
a beautiful thing to just lay under that glass table
and just have them go to town. God's plan. But
like a lot of times people's sexual proclivities are tied

(32:42):
up with their fears and phobias, Like you're scared of clowns,
and yet you have the Dominatrix dress up like a clown.
And I don't think Trump can count not wanting to
shake hands with Latino people as being a germophone. But
I guess that's why he like, oh my god, I
don't know, I have to have to have to take
three shot? Was after right? No, that was also a

(33:06):
lot like not to compare them. But a lot of
Hitler's anti Semitic stuff was very like focused on germs
and like exterminating germs. And yeah. So another aspect of
the Comy book that the right has chosen to focus
in on is that he compares Trump to a mob boss.

(33:28):
He says that the now famous demand where Trump was like,
I need your loyalty, and Comy was like, I give
you my honesty, but I need loyalty. He said, to
my mind, the demand was like Sammy the bulls Coast
of No Strip induction ceremony with Trump and the role
of the family boss, asking me if I have what

(33:48):
it takes to be a made man. Sean Hannity responded
to that by dedicating a whole segment to just implying
that Comy literally said Trump was a mob boss, right,
not like him to god, Yeah, he doesn't know how
similes where Kennedy might not know that Sammy the Bull
is not an actual bull, like, right, I think that's

(34:10):
the Bulls mascot when is at the Delta Center, Like
that's him. Where do you find a tailor the tailor
suit for a bull? Right? You know exactly? But yeah,
let me read some quotes from the Hannity segment. He said,
since Comy can't distinguish between homicidal criminals and a politician
he disagrees with, it is worth reminding him what an

(34:32):
actual mob boss looks like. Al Capone plagued society with
illicit gambling, Lucky Luciano was responsible for widespread extortion, prostitution rings, bootlegging.
John Gotti was convicted. Like is he fucking yeah, he's
dish galloping himself, right, He's like trying to answer all
these other points, but they're not even necessary, right, It's

(34:54):
like he's filibustering his own show or something like. That
is the most nonsensical point ever heard somebody. It was
just like, it's come to that. They don't have anything
good to say in defending him, so they're just like, well,
he's not technically a mob boss. Here are other mob bosses.
I mean, eventually the discourse will get to a point
where I think Handy is gonna be like, well, James

(35:15):
Commey is a bit so I mean you can't yeah,
I mean look at him, you know, he sucks. Like
I feel like that's where it's right. It's not even
a good book like that book sucks, right, that's not
the point of it. Have you already pray love right
now that now there's a book. Yeah. The GOP has
also launched a website called lion Comy dot com, because

(35:38):
that's how folk see and real the Republican Party is.
They don't even use the g it's just I hope.
They also bought the domain lying comy in case there
are people who are just hearing it and go there. Oh,
I hope the Democrats get that one. Let me just
go to because either party would have, like, you know,
reason to make that website. Hey, they're smart, they're smart.

(35:58):
They redirect to lion apostrophe dot com and the site
is made up of criticisms of comy from Democrats like
Hillary and Nancy Pelosi. Uh so yeah, take that. Yeah,
so wait, Hillary is credible in the instance of only
when she's otherwise she's from Satan. She's a lizard reptiley

(36:21):
who cannot be trusted. I mean again, hey, you gotta
be flexible with your lives. Basically, the Republicans have an
actual like plan, a three point plan to attack for
people going on TV shows this weekend, they say one, uh,
emphasize that Comy has a long history of misstatements and

(36:41):
misconduct to attempts to smear the Trump administration or nothing
more than retaliation by a disgraced former official, and three
comy is incredible. Just ask the Democrats. Uh so those
are that's hired ass talking points. That's what they're handing
out though. So just keep that in mind as you're
watching the weekend shows and there's something in the Daily

(37:05):
Beast or they're asking about like the White House having
like a real pr rapid response team to like deal
with this, and they're basically saying like, yeah, because the
President just freestyles all the fucking time, we really can't
do that because there's no way to have a coordinated
damage control operation because this guy will just fire off
some tweet at three and more three in the morning
and throw everything into chaos. So again, man freestyl, now

(37:29):
do you think the most amazing result of this impending
Komy book releases? Like we showed you earlier, Fox doesn't
really know what to do with the Komy book. He's
a lifelong Republican. Uh, They're just like, we're having a
tough time spinning this and so on Fox and Friends
this morning, the President's friends who live inside the magic

(37:53):
learning Box Sesame Street for the President. They posited that
bombing Syria would be quote a bit your story then
Comey's book launch here. We're gonna play a clip of that.
Hold if the president in France and the UK decide
to strike Syria, don't you think that story would be
a bigger story than Comey's book that's released on Tuesday. Wow,

(38:16):
that's horaldo. He was like in a factory or some
ship who's doing crunches. But that is them essentially being like, hey,
use this as a distraction. Yeah, we were tired of
talking about this comy book. If you bomb somebody, we're
gonna be forced to cover that. I mean, the next
step since it's his Sesame Street is Elmo coming out.

(38:39):
He almost said stand for Syria, bomb it for distraction,
Like it was literally logically laying it out to baby Trump, Hi,
you need you need a fucking smoke bomb? How about
real bombs in Syria? Dangerous? Dangerous, dangerous. It's it's so
crazy where if you look at it like it's run
like a business, you know, like his And that was

(38:59):
like of his selling points, like I'm a businessman, I'll
run the country as a business, it is an impossible
business to work for where like so much about like
working at a company is like coordinating everything and making
sure everyone's on the same page, and each department is
in charge of its you know, like task. But now,
like when you're CEO is just shooting off at the

(39:20):
handle and you just have no idea what the hell
he's gonna do, it's impossible to coordinate like a response,
and then you have the different And by the way,
I'm counting Fox News as a department in this government.
Like they're now getting into the department from like you know,
like his aids and advisors, and like they're just like
like maybe you should fucking do this. There's like you
don't work in this department, but it's like who're from, yeah,

(39:41):
because like we're all just trying to make this thing
work and it's just impossible to wait, you have a
terrible boss. You like do things to make them think
that it's their idea. You put ideas out there, like
right now, I'm just putting this out here. But if
you bond Syria, wouldn't that make us focus on that? Anyway?
It's just saying I don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna
go back in vape in the other room. But you
tell me, bro, I just had this idea when I

(40:03):
was loading up with some more Penia Colada vape juice.
That's funny because when you say that, I think we
may have mentioned it. Like how there was a group
of the Associated General Contractors of America. They were doing
like a presentation or convention to a bunch of trade groups,
and there was a slide when they were talking about
how to deal with the Trump administration. And they're saying,
this is like a slide from presentation being run like
a bad family owned business, autocratic leader, no coordination of message,

(40:27):
employees operate in fear, loyalty has altered, overall, family members, untouchable,
frank discussion, internal criticism, discouraged pits individuals and groups against
each other, and lack of delegation. And that wasn't a
critique of the Trump administration. That was a strategic statement
of like how to work with that. Yeah, because they're like,
you know, like as contracts, Like I'm sure you've dealt

(40:47):
with bad small family owned businesses, like this is exact
same ship. There's the person at the top who is
doesn't what the fuss is going on, and their kids
know everything and no one daresay a critical thing about it.
Also fucking lose it. And I guess if you really
want to really look at that, that's also kind of
like how the mob is exactly like the mob but
later loyalty family. Yeah, and not to mention that Trump

(41:13):
is good friends with a lot of mobsters. His first
lawyer and like his first like big time associate was
Roy Cohen, the guy who was like a famous mob lawyer. Uh,
and McCarthy's lawyer too. I mean, he has mob connections
for sure. It's just the Sean Hannity's inability to understand

(41:34):
metaphors and similar all right, we're gonna take a quick
break and we're back and uh. Super producer Nick Stump
pointed out that saying that you can't prove that Trump

(41:56):
wasn't there's not technically true. You you can prove a
negative in certain cases, like you could definitely show that
Trump was not in Russia on the day that the
p tape was supposed to happen, but obviously he was there,
and it's it's much harder to prove a negative, is
what I should have said, but proving non existence apology accepted.

(42:16):
Check out arrows and possibility theorem speaking of proving that
things didn't happen. So yesterday there was an article that
kind of got undercovered because, you know, during Mark Zuckerberg's
appearance in front of Congress. UH, the thing that got
more questions than weather Facebook uh exacerbated or helped cause

(42:38):
the mean mar genocide was whether they were censoring diamond
and silk. Yes, so diamond is silk. If you don't know,
are two hyper problematic African American women who I don't
know if they're being held hostage to say the things
that they're saying. But they are just really crazy Trump stands,
and they also spread all kinds of fake news and

(43:00):
just kind of garbage that you would say violates Facebook's
terms of service and things like that. They were claiming,
you know, that they were hit with like a violation
and therefore Facebook's algorithm was actually suppressing their content and
people couldn't get to it. What is true is I
think they were sent h like a letter or message
saying that that Facebook had thought their content was unsafe.

(43:22):
But as for the thing that they were talking about
their content being suppressed or censored is completely false because
you know, some people did some number crunching and compared
it to like very liberal pages like Rachel Maddow or
the Young Turks and things like that, and the dip
that they were experiencing was a dip that was felt
across board, and like Rachel matt out, like you know,

(43:44):
she went from and I think what they said from
March to March, total interactions on her page went from
three point three million to one point six million. Now
she is arguably much more popular than Diamond and Silk,
and it's clearly much more liberal than Iamon and Silk.
And over that same period, like it's the same fall
off happened to everybody, and so there wasn't anything specific

(44:06):
to them. Yeah, and actually and some analysis of it
would show that they were actually getting more impressions comparatively
than Rachel madd I was. So I guess that was
just them saying one thing. And then because these two
women are the sort of you know, the tokens from
on high for the GOP to sort of point to
to be like, see, we're not racist. Oh, you're trying

(44:27):
to censor African American people who support the President, that's unsafe.
This is what Ted Cruz chose to focus his conversation
with Mark Zuckerberg on, was, you know, his censorship of
Diamond and Silk and uh he I guess just took
them at their word because they complained about it. Uh,
and that's what everybody did. So this goes along with

(44:47):
a couple of things. First of all, Uh, it suggests
that Congress doesn't know what the funk they're talking about
when it comes to Facebook, and they're just not sophisticated enough.
They're just gonna look at something that probably got shared
with them on Facebook like that they're fucking you know,
problematic uncle or you're a problematic uncle shared with them
and uh, you know, they just believed it immediately. And

(45:09):
it also goes to show that Facebook, let's just awful,
shitty problematic content still get spread around. They should be
stopping diamond and Silk because the ship they're saying is
crazy problematic conspiracy theories that weren't true and could get
somebody hurt. Um. So yeah, I mean, look, I just

(45:32):
it's such a distraction because really they're missing the point.
When you have Mark Zuckerberg there, you should be asking
are you guys too fucking powerful for your own good
instead of being like, let me grandstand for some false
narrative about how diamond and silk. Who by the way,
it will regularly sip orange sod out of a wine glass.
I don't know because he thinks I respect that's classic.

(45:52):
Well I have a problem with that. You never you
never put orange soda in them or low glass. Okay,
it goes on a white wine glass, of course. No
Jesus Christ, what is this a barn? But you're right,
like that's what the conversation should be. Do we have
to regulate you? You know, like that's what no fair?
You're suppressing conservative viewpoints and when they fail to even

(46:14):
look on their own, like the some of the top
publishers on Facebook are still like you know, Bright Bart
and Fox and a lot of conservative outlets. So they're
playing themselves by like you know, getting so myopic in
their their analysis of Facebook and just be like, you
look what you're doing. You're propping up liberals and you're
putting down people who just spread out right lies. Right,

(46:37):
but it look you can't be lying, don't lie. It's sucking.
Then you have people showing up at common pizza with rifles,
trying to say they're gonna say these kids, well, but
they're they're doing God's work there, God's planning, God's plan,
God's plan. Uh. Speaking of God's plan, Colin Kaepernick almost
gotta work out with an NFL team so close, so close,

(46:58):
and then it was canceled and they actually, uh, we're
surprisingly honest about sort of what the cause of the
cancelation was, Like shockingly honest. Yeah, And in the past
they've just been like, you know, sorry, are coaches flight
got to later like something like that, but in this
case they acknowledged that it had to do with his advocacy, right, Yeah,

(47:21):
because at first they're like, okay, work out, great, let's
schedule it Monday, be there, and like everything was gonna happen.
Then like, oh, the thing is, can you stop kneeling, right,
and then they're like absolutely not, and then suddenly it
was canceled. It's very weird, Yeah, but the thing was
that was the that was a report I think from
one side of people who were talking to Kaepernick about
it was just because he refused to do that, that's why.

(47:41):
But the Seahawks are more I don't know their explanation
is more of a spin on that basically like, well,
we needed like a coherent plan about like what he
was going to do with his advocacy, which I think
just means is he gonna kneel or not? What's your
plan for kneeling because that's part of his advocacy, that's
his way of of bringing attention to the cause. But

(48:01):
and continuing to neil did not count as a valid
plan in their book. Presumably that wasn't coherent enough for them.
Like I think it's so we haven't like in sports, Uh,
it's been like very like reactionary. I think when like
players would kneel, were like, I mean, what's his face? Um?
I almost called him Tommy Lee Jones Jerry Jones in
UM in Dallas had like a very problematic approach to it.

(48:23):
But Seattle just seems like the first team that is
like actively acting against activists on their team, where they've
gotten rid of Michael Bennett, who was a very loud
voice um for activism. They've been public obviously about the
Kaepernick thing, and then they got rid of Richard Sherman
as well, um, who's another like very loud voice and
just like from a PR standpoint. If nothing else, whether

(48:46):
it's right or wrong morally, it's really bad PR to
like just publicly say like hey, you know, like we're
not going to allow this activist here, like all of them.
And it's in Seattle, which is a very liberal city
as well, which is very strange. Although there was like
a video that came out a couple because ever get
what Seahawks players were pulling up to the practice facility
and like a woman pulled up, like a white woman
in like a suburban just like when are you gonna

(49:07):
fucking get off your fucking knees and blah blah blah,
and they were like what the hell, and she just
kept going on and on. So like, I don't know,
it's weird too because there are people in the city
coming out their own players for that ship too. But
you know, yeah, those people are everywhere. He came close,
he nearly got a shot. Yeah, So we'll see, I
mean hopefully somebody will. You know what the fund is
the problem here? Yeah, you're gonna sell fucking a crazy

(49:29):
amount of jersey. Yeah, and like the I don't know,
like teams are like like look at the NBA, you know,
like like they have like, uh, the most active players
and like the most vocal players, and that sport is
like at an all time high, you know what I mean,
Like if for no other reason, take politics, take what's
right or wrong out of it, like you're costing yourself money. Yeah,

(49:49):
the NBA is like they compared last year's ratings, ticket sales,
Jersey sales. All that ship is like going way way up,
and all these other leagues are dying. The NFL is
just so fucking problematic. You're right, Like, not only do
they discourage you know, tweeting and ship like that, but yeah,
if you are smart and outspoken and black man, you

(50:12):
can get cut from your team. You know, here's with
your livelihood. Guys, just let Robert Kraft be the woke person,
you know, because clearly you know he jail, you know
what I mean, Let Robert Craft take that mantle up. Well,
that's that's actually the Philadelphia's things. So like, you know,
I know it was the right thing for Robber Craft
to do, but like fuck them. Um, all right, I

(50:34):
think it's time for Bloyd watch. Uh So yeah, we
we've been onto this ship before anyone else paying attention
to American media, inc. Now everyone wants to talk about
American media. Now everybody wants to talk about David Pegard.
Now everybody wants to He's been doing Trump favors, holding

(50:55):
back stories, squashing stories about his uh potential alleged illegitimate
chill oldren, uh, you know, doing all this work for him,
and Trump apparently put him in touch with Saudi oil
money and Mohammed been Salmon. Uh. And now like he
got a bunch of funding to buy up a bunch
more magazines. So there's a yeah, yeah, so they're all

(51:19):
in it together. And we like to look at the
Bloyd's because, uh, you know, people still buy groceries, and
you know, these headlines are getting into your brain one
way or another, as long as you aren't just like
doing tunnel vision when you check out at the grocery store.
So I had a couple of interesting stories. So the
front page of the Globe had the story that crooked

(51:42):
Clinton's took Russian cash and helped Iran get a bomb
and bitter feud behind the smiles, Kate and Megan hate
each other. Uh, And so we're obviously going to start
with the more important one that Kate and Megan hate
each other. Uh, about the Royal the Royal. Right, so
Kate it wills wife and Megan is about to be

(52:08):
Harry's wife, and uh so this is all sourced by
a anonymous royal insider and just whoever wrote the story, right,
and they don't even get like good quotes from their
made up sources, they'll never be BFFs. The byeline is anonymous, right, right,

(52:30):
insiders say, Kate, expecting her three child any day, has
felt overshadowed. Kate even boycotted Megan's bachelor party at a
luxury spa, using the excuse that she was too pregnant,
which actually, yeah, we'll buy that one. Oh you're like
three days away from giving birth. Came it was so great,
I can't believe that, petty r Kate. Uh. And then

(52:52):
onto the Clinton story Crooked Clinton's treason exposed. Uh. They
actually name their source in this one, which is crazy.
A guy named William Douglas Campbell, the CEO of an
energy consulting a spook. Uh and he is, according to Reuter's,
a ex lobbyist for a Russian firm. So the one

(53:15):
time you have a named quote, you can't even get
a guy who wouldn't even appear like totally like, what
the fuck this guy is the source behind the uranium
is uranium one? Yeah, he is the uranium one source.
And that's the reason everybody's been like, Yo, this is
just completely trumped up to distract from the Mueller thing.
Is this guy used to work for Well that's a

(53:37):
good point, um, but also just a caddy little box
story on the off to the side, Uh, that I'm
pretty sure Trump specially ordered. Is it says proof Hillary
is sure loser? Uh? And it talks about how the
disgrace Democrat trounced by President Donald Trump or seven thousand

(54:00):
dollars less than Jersey Shore reality TV star Snooky to
address students at Garden States Rutgers University. Uh, Sukie was
paid thirty two thousand dollars and Hillary only got twenty
five thousand, and therefore we can all say that Hillary
is a complete fucking loser and dying. What happened? Hillary

(54:22):
was offered twenty five tho, and she's gracious and said, Okay,
that's fine, that will work because I want to speak
to the graduates. They offered SNOOKI twenty five thou and
her greedy ass went, no, we want forty five, and
they said no because thirty two is a weird number,
and they clearly negotiated down from whatever crazy fee she
asked for and then like find thirty two. Okay, great,

(54:43):
I mean that's like just a funk. I mean, also
credit to them for like trying to be like, yo,
she's not even better than Snooky, right, Yeah, and Snooky
does charge more for New Jersey appearances, by the way,
that is true? Is that true? I don't know. Probably
didn't you say that you like do colleges and are
you allowed to talk about that? Yeah? I mean who cares? Yeah,

(55:04):
I mean it's not like they fucking listen to anything
that I do. I have a professional relationship. I mean
he's my agent also for colleges and also represents Snooky,
and um yeah, it's just like the amount of money
that that guy probably pulls in for. I mean you
just heard what dollars Like, Yeah, she doesn't have like

(55:27):
jokes about dogs, you know what I mean? Like, why
fucking can I get some of that? Like can I
open for Snookie? Like let's spread it around? Yeah? Right, guys,
before I come out on which you meet my really
great he's really funny Blake Wexler. Listen to this half
Jewish guy complained for an hour before I go on,
that's what you guys want, right, Um? But I do
want to just compliment the National Enquired because they got

(55:49):
my favorite story I think that we've ever covered in
the blood Watch section. Uh, they found pictures of Megan's father,
Mega Markle's father reading a book that is just a
picture book of Britain. It's it's called Images of Britain
and he's basically studying up a picture book ahead of

(56:11):
the royal wedding. He probably went in that Bookstar was like,
you got any England stuff? Right? Exactly? I gotta learn
about England. Where's your England stuff? Images of Britain? Oh,
we have this, the complete written oral history of No,
no, no no, I need I need a picture book. I'm
a visual learner, right, you got that. Harry Potter's like, no,
there aren't pictures in that either. Fuck ship Really, what

(56:36):
else is there? Right? I thought that was for kids.
Kids can't read? What else we got? People? The big
one was Mariah carry talking about how she was struggling
with her bipolar disorder over these years, which I mean,
that's a good one. And also you know, she was
talking what's really sad about how she sort of like said,
I lived in denial and I just felt like I
wasn't engaging with my music. I mean, clearly we knew

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something was up because in her last few years of
performing publicly have been like memes. But to know that
she was, you know, struggling, I mean, I think people
knew something was wrong, but you know, good to know
that rise out here. Hopefully she's getting some help and people,
by the way, not owned by American Yeah am I
is just National Enquire, US Weekly, Star, all the other

(57:20):
Yeah Examiner. Uh, let's see. And then in Touch they're
saying Channing Tatum and Jenna when they're getting divorced right
because they and I think publicly said it's just like
an amicable divorce or whatever. And they're like, nah, man,
he was cheating, he was drinking and screaming and they're
fighting over like his movie money or some ship whatever. Uh.
Then okay, magazine is like Jen Ben and Lindsay Love

(57:42):
Triangle explodes. That's Jen Gardner, Ben Affleck and Lindsay pay
something whatever, the producer who works at Yeah, who are together.
But they're like saying caught with ex wife Gardner and
girlfriend just days apart. I'd imagine that because they have
children and maybe he has to see her at some point.
I don't know if it's that he's up out. We
didn't hanging out with his children, hanging out with his

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baby's mother. Gross? What Uh? And then the examiners, just
as we always know, is for the only the most
elderly of Americans, because their cover stories are Sally Field
tells all loving the Trail, then uh, all the intimate
details Newman and Woodwards undying romance. Okay, didn't realize that

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was a thing. And also Clint Eastwood eighty seven inside
his amazing secret life. Oh, that he's racist, that he's dying.
What do you want? That he's now marrying that chair
that he brought up at the R and C. Good
for them. And Brad has a new girlfriend, you guys,
and it's not Jennifer. Uh. So, we we've been talking
about how every one of the covers of Enquire and

(58:49):
u US Weekly and you know, all the garbage am
I magazines have been all about like Brad and gen
moving back in together, and like all the ship that
is just pictures of them from ten years ago and
then made up quotes from their sources. But apparently Brad
is hooking up with an m I T professor, which

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is crazy, and apparently her Twitter is really interesting. Her
Twitter is so next, though, I don't let's find out
what she We haven't handled nary oxman. It is n
E r I O x m A. And do they
say what she teaches science, maths, probably technology. She's not

(59:29):
even verified, but she will be about to be well anyway,
we're regardless of what you. Obviously, m I T is
a prolific school, but her fucking tweets are amazing. It
says this is one from November one, two thousand seventeen.
Women who count in seconds and dreaming first must always
carry a flower pricing kit, a compass, and a hot
water bottle designed by Drew. How about this? This is

(59:52):
kind of interesting. Nostalgia is the brain's way of instructing
the mind to grow up. Childhood is its ultimate refrain.
I kind of with that sounds fun. She like tweets
and like poem fragments. This one was great. I miss
a straight line. Uh huh, no, I agree with that
for sure. And then this one's really cool from February
of this year. Embracing ambiguity may well be as life

(01:00:14):
sustaining as raw almonds and SPF. Iow, I don't know
what that means. If you can afford a one way
sojournto Mars on a rainy day, make it round. Yeah,
you guys can't see. We're gonna sprain our next from nodding.
So you compressed all the discs in your neck from
doing that. Yeah, But I have always felt like Brad
uh is attracted to intelligent women and outward intelligence. That's

(01:00:38):
why I don't angie uh Now an m I T
professor makes a lot of sense to at this point.
Is the next one will be like an algorithm. Yeah,
that's it. But she looks I mean she's she's trippy.
I like, I funk with it. She kind of reminds
me beautiful, beautiful and like has Yeah, she kind of
has like that Zulo vibe chic. Yeah exactly. And and

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he's and he's gonna be like, I'm the Vince Clorthow
to her zul I'm the key master of gozer Blake. Yes,
it has been wonderful having you here. Man. Where can
people find you? Follow? You learned about you. It's been
great to be here. Thank you. Um, I'm recording my
album in Los Angeles next week on April nineteenth. That

(01:01:25):
used to be Sunset at eight thirty. Uh Todd Glasses
opening the show. Um friend, Yeah, nearly life for people
don't know that about you. Yes, lifelong friend and I
never talked about it. I talked about it all the time,
but um, uh yeah, please come to that. And then
at Blake Wexler on all social media Blake Wexler dot com. Um,
but yeah, El'm recording April nineteen thirty. Used to be
Sunset Los Angeles. Nice follow Blake Man. He's got a

(01:01:47):
good Instagram, he's got a good Twitter. Thank you. Likewise
was like one of the funniest. You did a story
recently where you were like an old Philadelphia Flyers shirt
and I think you were showing your what I thought
was your apartment but there was no furniture in it,
and I got really worried for you. Oh god, yeah
that was lophouse. You're no, that was a period squatting. Um.
I yeah, before my girlfriend moved into our place. Um,

(01:02:07):
I didn't want to decorate it without her, so because
I wanted to be like our shared place. So I
just thank you, okay, thank you now, and now I
feel bad you're being a good boyfriend. Oh no, no, no,
but I lived in a like furniture lists apartment for
a month, like it took a month for her to
move it. So it was a really tough time. Actually
it was really like I had a friend over and

(01:02:28):
there was just like beach chairs like to six. That's dope, dude,
this sucks. This is bad. That reminds me it's like
your servant out of your apartment for like a month
before Sarah moved out here. And yeah, it was just
a blow up inflatable mattress and nail that had like
so you're living like a Cia hit man, just waiting

(01:02:51):
for that text to go now. Yeah, and that was
more because I am totally fine living in Squalor. And
also any decisions I made, we're going to get unmade
because she has better taste than me. Uh, you're cock, bro, Yeah,
and I'm a total You're gonna keep letter pushing around
like that? Dude? Yeah, come on, man, so they're girls,

(01:03:12):
just stand up to her and change your son's name, bro,
change your locks, bro. Miles where can people find you?
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
of Gray and check out too podcasts I'm on that
came out this week. I'm on a new player has joined,
where I talked about one of my favorite video games,
Guitar Hero, very fun. And then I did the Bechdel
Cast with Jamie Loftus and Caitlin Darante, very favorite guests

(01:03:36):
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we going to ride out on? You've playing a bunch
of man good music around the off. Okay, so obviously

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today Friday thirteen, what does that make next week? At
seven days from today. What is next Friday? Yeah, so
you know how I get down. Maybe you don't, but
you know the cannabis plant has given us so many
healings and powers on this earth. Uh. So you know,
I think we have a special four twenty episode next week.
We are uh and you know, probably talk about various

(01:04:39):
things about the benefits of canvas and and what you know,
the big farmer trying to step in and like that.
But yes, to prepare you guys, get ready. Uh. This
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