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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Crying
at the Trendrick Lamar Show. Just you know, definitely feel
in Love one of the I think one of the
most beautiful songs of the past like ten years, truly
a beauty. And we'll we'll get to the video that
has gone viral of of a security guard crying. Well
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Kendrick performs that song. But up first, Oh wait, I'm Jack.
That's miles. Uh, some big news in my world. I
did score some purple Thunder Mountain dew um, which is
the why do you got to say? I like how
because like you're you know, you have a healthier lifestyle
that you still say like I scored alright, Uh, it's
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so purple Thunder, which is a Circle K exclusive. Um.
I managed to score by going to Circle K and
they had it there at and they asked you repeatedly,
like you sure you want this? I've been smelling it
for a little bit, but I didn't want to taste
until we were laugh on air that it has uh
notes of purple and uh nothing else, just concentrated purple.
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So up first, we're talking stranger things. Um, I'm gonna
take a sip. Well, what you explain, was okay, actually
understand the story. Let it. Let it hit your palette.
So Stranger Things is trending because the Duffer Bros, the
people behind the show, um, they in a recent interview
had basically admitted to George Lucas ng stuff, you know,
Rehet conning ship in their show, changing things after the fact.
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And this is something that like I had heard before
that as it related to like effects, like sometimes there
were visual effects that they wanted to tweak because it
wasn't quite paying off on their vision. But in this case,
this one of the specific examples was that there was
like a discrepancy between like Will's birthday that was stated
in like an earlier season and then later on and
they're like, these aren't the same dates, and they're like,
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oh shiphoops and ended up changing it. Now. You know
a lot of people are saying like, like in a
larger context, what could what does this mean like as
a trend for creators, Like does it make sense to
go back and just change things after the factor? Do
you accept these you know, these works as they are. Uh,
And you know, I'm not it is a little odd.
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I'm not like the biggest I don't quite see the point.
Like that's I think, And I was raised to be like, well,
you know, mistakes are learning, are teachable moments and then
they help you prevent them down the road. But going
back and then sort of just changing like plots and
things after the fact, I think doesn't doesn't do anyone
any good, like aside from sure maybe the person who
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called out this detail change, but like being like now
that never happened is kind of weird to me when
sure we at the dailies like ice, do you know
if somebody sends a single comment that is critical of
one of the points, would go back and re edit
the episode to update it to uh not a to
anyone's sensibilities. But that's uh you know he's there own Yeah,
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where we just delete the episode. Yeah, no, this is dumb.
This is weird. I remember it bothered me a lot
for some reason. I have a Life of Pablo on
the brand. But when Kanye like did that with Life
of Pablo like dropped it and then kept like changing
songs as they went and I think, like kind of
making some of them worse, that was frustrating to me.
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Just but yeah, it does feel like something that surprised.
More people don't do it just be like all right,
so we put it out there for a couple of days,
like the way that video games are released, where they'll
like put it out there kind of broken and then yeah,
that's more like born out of just that absolute terrible
like churn that occurs at these studios when they're like,
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I don't care if it's ship. We told him it's
coming out this day, and then they'll beg for forgiveness
when we put out it a terribly chaotic product, but
like I don't know, I mean, in this British d
Q article, they're sort of also positive, like, you know,
because the Duff Brothers arguably are huge figures in media,
because you know, Stranger Things is such a huge show.
Like what example is that setting for other people to
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be like no, no, it's fine, you can just do
that ship. Like you're thinking about all this as teachable
moments and setting examples for like like the Duffer brothers
or children that you're trying to Yeah, you know, because
you gotta you gotta teach them young. You gotta teach
the Duffer brothers young, exactly. That's that's what I've always
been saying, so I told Netflix when they told me
to leave before they quote unquote call security again. So
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the Duffer Brothers, that's just not a great name for
like being taken seriously. Oh oh so you think they're
what's how would you be a brother duo and try
and maybe I feel like that would work better as
a couple of filmmakers. The Cohen Brothers and has a
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Nice Ring changed their name to the Cohen Um. All right,
real quick update. You might have heard when I first
started talking that I had a little something in my throat.
That's because my mouth is salivating all the way down
to my stomach through my throat. That's how the Purple
Thunder is. Uh. Yeah, it's really good. It's like, uh
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like perfectly rounded off, the way the Mountain dew tends
to be. No weird aftertaste. I was expecting more of
like the grape aftertaste that you get from like, uh,
you know, a Welch's grape soda, which I am a
big kind of grape soda. Yeah, but it actually kind
of just rounds off really nicely after after you swallowed,
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not a lot of after taste. Uh, It's it's really good.
They they have done it again, Mountain Dew. By that,
I mean, this is you know what one of I'd say,
they're batting, you know, in the thirties with their flavors
or forties, and the misses aren't like terrible major melon.
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I still will drink even though it does have a
chapsticky vibe to it. I still keep it around every
once in a while because it is the most intense
artificial watermelon experience that I think has been invented yet
artificial watermelon not a great flavor though. Yeah, they should
not have done the like Baja Blast spinoffs. They should
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have kept that sacred. But other than that, I'm not
mad at anything. But this is this is a h Yeah,
they've nailed it, Purple thunder, well done. Mountain Deers Circle
K not mad at young brands, not mad at young
brands on this end or I guess PepsiCo PepsiCo Yeah whatever, Yeah, um,
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big fan of both corporations. I think there's probably not
anything wrong, uh in in either of their histories. Let's
move on to Britney Griner. We have a CNN exclusive.
Biden Edmond has offered to exchange Victor Bout, a convicted
bro an arms trafficker serving a twenty five year US
prison sentence in potential deal for release of detained Americans
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Brittney Grimer, Grinder and Paul Wheeling. And then that's yeah,
he's been there for a minute too. Who's Paul Wheeling?
He was some dude that they were accusing of being
a spy, like when it just like I did not
see him like that was the case. It seemed like
very much to be like, yeah, we swooped this dude
up right, Um, do we still need to see if
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the contracts with the money works out on the CNN
trade machine? But this is uh yeah right, why why
are they throwing at an extra person? Just get Brittney
Grinder out of there? I mean, I don't I don't
know anything about Paul Wheelan and like pretty I don't
think he's detained justly either, So right, yeah, okay, that's
that's fine. You're like, well, how many were what was Paul?
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I feel like they're gonna use the Paul wheel And
thing to you know, blow it up. It's just wild
to me like that, you know, you have their arresting
Brittney Grinder as she was saying, like I was not
read my rights. This has been like a complete just
ship show, naturally, because this is all happening like with
the backdrop of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and just
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like that, the trade is like, here's someone who, you know,
according to the Russians, maybe brought this vape cartridge in
for her, maybe not. And then you're like, okay, we
want this arms trafficker instead, And that's kind of like
how all of like, we'll kidnap this person. Now give
us someone that's actually dangerous. How we have these these
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prisoners swamps? But yeah, I hope that Britney Grinder is
able to get the funk out of there as quickly
as possible. You need to send the equalizer in there.
That that dude's good at killing Russians. I know one thing,
um extracting a hostage from a Russian movie. Dude, that
movie is wild. But what if it was true? What
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if Home Alone was true and also had a body count?
You always say that right before I'm about to walk
into your house when you invite me over, and you're like, hey,
before you come in, dude, what if Home Alone was true?
And I'm like, yeah, all right, Oven is trending and
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this is because Patma lashed me asked Twitter what the
best way to cook bacon is and you put it
out there as microwave, stovetop or oven. Yeah, I'm assuming
oven is trending because people were saying microwave oven, right,
because that's clearly the why Why include Mike, Nobody nobody
thinks people think microwaves are a good way to cook
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bab if you want to dry the funk out of
it and you know, have a super crispy bacon jerky. Yeah,
but also like the fucking grease everywhere that Yeah, I
like the oven. You can't do fucking amounts. And you know,
oven is efficient and it's harder to funk up in
the oven than it is on stovetop, yes, exactly, And
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like I like to put it. You can put a
big sheet out. You can season your bacon when it's
when you do it in a sheet tray, like a
sheet pain in the oven. Like I'll put like cayenne
and like other ship just to give a little like
when some maybe brown sugar some of it, Oh you
got it salty enough for me? Man, I like to
butter it and salt it. It's like the video I
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saw someone putting sugar and gatorade and down it is
this um. But yeah, like look four fifty you put
that on four fifty fifteen minutes or so twelve minutes,
like depending on how you like it. It's great too
because if you're making breakfast, you can focus on other things,
like cooking bacon in the stovetop. There's grease, there's a
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um saying it, but I would say, like really perfectly
done on the stovetop bacon is better than the best
oven bacon I've ever had. But like oven bacon is
probably if I had to say, the best way to
cook bacon is probably on the oven because it's just
you're gonna get good bacon and you're not gonna have
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to like be on top of it constantly. You know
how sick is bacon? Though? Like bacon top three things bacon,
ninja's and what was another thing from that era of
the internet. Uh oh yeah, you're either a pirate or
you're a ninja. There's the era of your bacon. Are
you a pirate or are you a ninja? And Teddy
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Roosevelt mhm okay, I guess wasn't that a thing. But
then people like like Teddy Rose at the museum. Now,
I maybe that was like very specific to cracked, but
I do feel like everybody was crack, crack, there you
go and cracked whatever. I Uh, all right, let's take
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a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back.
And Beyonce is trending. New album drops on Friday, and uh,
it leaked early, and Beyonce fans are so loyal that
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like it's just not getting passed around. There's like someone
on that ship. Someone in France was like, you're not
gonna believe what I saw in my record store two
days early Renaissance on CD. I'm buying it. Uh. And
then people are starting like songs like church Girl and
Cuff but I guess are leaking on the internet. But
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the fan accounts like the way they're trying to be
like hold the line and be loyal to Beyonce. Oh,
it's fucking inspiring, you know what. And I'm like, I've
never seen humanity coordinating such a way. But also what
we will be about, you're you saying the names of
the songs because that acknowledges too much. We can't we
can't tell people that. Well, the track list have been
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out so even the even all like the most devoted fans, now, yeah,
thank you. But there's like the bee Hive fan club.
They said like on their I G said bee Hive
now master, like now master. Report the accounts who spread
the renaissance leaks. Don't share the leak's just report on
social media Instagram, on Twitter, report to Parkwood and Block.
Don't worry about sales or anything. That would be fine.
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Let's do this, respect our queen. It's been six years,
two more days and only thirty hours left to wait,
and y'all can't do it. You're telling me you can
wait six years, but not thirty damn hours. It's disrespectful
to Beyonce and are hard hard work. So and people
are like, yeah, no, we agree, we agree. So that's wild.
That is a new level of fandom that I don't
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feel like. I guess I guess that happens with like
Marvel movies too, right, where people are like, I'm buying
twenty tickets to make sure it opens big and ship,
would you. I'm just trying to think of a lot
of albums like if, because sometimes leaks the quality shitty
and I've in the past, like I remember when Kanye
albums used to leak. I'd be like, oh, ship, look,
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I got the leak like two weeks early, and I
listened to it and I'm like, okay, fine, And then
I didn't really care about it because I was more
interested in that leak than the actual material itself. And
then I don't know, part of me feels like I
could wait if I'm a real fan of something, I
think there's just like the excitement of being like, here's
the album as it was meant to be released, and
I'm clicking play now, right. But yeah, I guess it
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was more the voice of it. It felt like they
were fusing with Beyonce, like they were It's like what
the artists themselves would say, and they just like are
another like mouthpiece for the artists. I just love hearing
this one line. We can experience a renaissance together. You
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won't break our souls, but we will break yours. Stop
this disgusting ship leakers are doing. We will break yours
all right? Uh Locknus The Lacknus monster is trending. Yeah,
they found her, and so the Lackness Monster was the
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real thing all along. Moving on, Kendrick is no uh
so people. There's like articles being like Lockness Monster existence plausible,
scientists say, and that is because they discovered a dinosaur
that most closely resembles the Lackness Monster was able to
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survive in UH fresh water. They found a the fossil
of a small plesiosaur in a former river system, and
the clickbait industrial complex has taken that and run with
it all the way to Yes, scientists say basically, like
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lackness mom is real, y'all. That's that's all they got
is that like a dinosaur that looked like the Blackness
Monster once existed in UH fresh water. It's important to note,
first of all, the same outlet that is posting those
articles published article about how the most convincing Blackness Monster
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photos were really a fiber lass hump made for a
Lackness Monster movie. And there's also the fact that the
most famous photograph of Nasty, the one that your picture
in your head right now from, was revealed to be
a toy submarine with a plastic thing stuck on top.
And the hoaxter who did that and his friend who
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was a surgeon, weirdly, that's what it takes. Takes. Again
my point, surgeons can be very dumb. They're gonna fucking
believe it because I'm a fucking serva perfect um. But
they like have admitted to it, and people just ignored
it because being like this is not a real picture,
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it doesn't sell as many newspapers as this is a
real picture, um, and also because people didn't believe that
I respected doctor could. It's like a party to such
a deception, that famous one where we see like the
head breaching the water and like it's like a cropped
photo where you could see someone's like or from like
a canoe next to it, and it's way bigger, and
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you're like, what the funk? That thing must only be right, yeah,
but yeah, cool. There are no other plesiasre bones in
lock Ness. Uh, Blackness is way too small to sustain
even one creature that size. The water is too cold
for a reptile and was covered in ice as recently
as eighteen thousand years ago, like the first sighting happened
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in I guess the most famous photo was taken in
nineteen thirty four, which was just one year after the
release of King Kong. So basically it's just an old
timey meme and any anything you hear the country as
opposed to alien sightings. Let's focus on the alien sightings, folks. Yep,
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that's what I'm saying, not just made up by a surgeon,
but from the guy from Blink one two. I think
I'm gonna believe him. I think I'm gonna believe him.
I would also let him do surgery on me before
a real surgeon. Oh yeah, I thought enema of the
state was like a medical diagram. They yea. And finally,
Kendrick trending because of this clip of a security guard
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at the Houston Mr. Morale show just crying openly while
Kendrick performs Love. It's It's beautiful. It really is beautiful.
It's just because anybody who's gone to a concert and
super producer Bryan was bring this up before, like you've
you see people, you see security guards who try and
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pretend like they like they're not a total fan of
the thing that they're at. Like sometimes it's like at
a sporting event and people like breaking their necks to
see like what's happening on the field or whatever, or
at a concert like nodding their head just really like
I'm in this concert for fucking free, and I'm working,
but in this moment. It's just it's just so amazing
to see this person who is so close to the
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stage basically has this front row seat to the Kendrick show,
and overcome with emotion because they are just appreciating a
piece of music. And I think, I think it's a
hopefully a universal experience. I know some people, like I
know people who don't like music that much, and they're like,
I've never cried to a piece of music. And I'm like,
that's I feel bad for you. Um, do you cry
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at all? They're like no, that's a sign of weakness.
And I'm like, oh, okay, well I told you to
keep that conversation off, Mike, but I'm not going let
you lie about this anymore. Jack doesn't cry to music. Yeah,
it's a it is like a truly beautiful moment. And
you know, i'd fire his ass because he's not giving
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off the right vibe of like I want people to
be afraid to store on the stage, So I'd fire
his ass. But um, you know you can't look like
a fan of the music. You did look like you
will protect the artist, thank you. But Kendrick like, yeah,
he someone asked him about the clip because it was
blowing up and he was just like, shout out to him.
He's like because he said because he said he saw
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him when he was performing and he said. I was like, man,
I wonder what he's going through. But at the end
of the day, that's how you want everybody to perceive
your music. And I feel like he wasn't necessarily going
through anything like it's a it's tears of you know,
like it could be tears of joy my song with
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the with an X. Hell yeah, yeah, I didn't feel
like it was like a Damn, I'm watching somebody who
is on the edge well, And I think that's also
maybe too. That's a little bit of Kendrick's toxic masculinity
peeking out again to where it's like this man has
to be crying because he has to be going through
something where you could just be like, I don't know,
you could be this dude who likes the song and
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are you were so happy that you are crying? But look, Kendrick,
step by step many I just when I go to
a concert, I just ugly cried the whole time, people
distracting everybody around me, just like our song you say
that with your wife next to year like what with
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never Mind You'll never understand? All right, well, those are
some of the things that are trending on this Wednesday afternoon.
We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about
white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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Fight Fight,