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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Daily Night Guist.
Shout out to Reddit or look at me Reddit, Red. Yeah,
great movie. Uh, my name is Jack O'Brien. Who are
you actually? I'm thinking about what a movie called Alien
Verse Red. I think it's I think it's actually amazing,
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But I don't know if it's a bunch of racist
people and Reddit being xenophobic towards someone who is an alien?
You know that anyway? Ah? Yeah me, Miles Gray, you
guys know you you know what it is. Hi, you're
just listening to us. That could also be a like
New York Post headline. Probably at some point it would
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be about an alien that suit readit for like Slanders
and Miles, what are we talking about? None of this
is trending, and that's what this episode is a bad
fine the Daily Night Geist where we tell you what
is trending today, just literally at this moment, were at
this moment, try and give you an idea what's what's
going on and the important stuff is trending. At the
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end of the day, people are like, okay, but really
what went on that matters in this world? And the
number one thing that we're all kind of mulling is
unicorn puppy? Is unicorn puppy real? I think is everyone's
first instinct. So what is unicorn puppy? Mile Unicorn puppy
is a ten week old Golden Retriever named Narwall, very
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clever name um, who has a literally a tiny tail
growing between its eyes. And it's so cute. It somehow
I've never seen if you describe to me a dog
that had a tail growing out of its fucking head. Yeah,
but it's like a little free unicorn horn. Yeah, it's
it's very it's very pretty, and it does seem like
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the sort of thing that the Internet with photoshop exist
because puppies win on the internet. Cat's win too, But
then you add something cute and freaky, then you really
get bonus it. Thanks to Snopes, the real the you know,
the protectors of truth on the Internet, they say that, yes,
this is this is the genuine article. How are they
still hanging around Snopes? Shout out to them. It was
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started by a guy and then his wife, and then
they have like a a kind of a small team
still and it's funny how many people like journalists even now,
according to Snokes. So shout out to y'all it snows
the last true Bason. Yeah of truth, because didn't it
start off be like debunking like stupid Internet officers, like, yeah,
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checking out snows if I really won that free IP?
Yeah I didn't um debunking stuff that your aunt sent
to you. Chain email for people who are interested in
the Jackson Mssouri jack Jackson Mrssuri Jackson, Missouri puppy. You
can't adopt this bttle puppy quite yet because they want
to make sure that the horn is not gonna have
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like a growth spurt at some point and then really
present some kind of issue a problem. For now, we're
monitoring the situation. They should just find a way to
read it. Make it like the x Men of puppies
of adorable puppy would you want? I mean to me,
just kind of looked like a dreadlock, a real dreadlock,
and it's covered in fur. It's not just like a
bony mask. It is kind of a perfect little tale,
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Like it wouldn't be as cute if it weren't such
a perfect little It's like if you drew, like how
Clark Kent has that perfect curl as supermangs, Like if
there was a dog version. It's just like who knows
if it's a longer further, but it looks right. What
else is trending? Miles? There was a shooting unfortunately in
Santa Clarita at Sauga's High School, which America still dealing
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with this. Yeah, it's wild because my high school used
to play Sauga's High School and sports a lot. Uh
had some great football teams. And it's just another shows you, man,
no matter where you live in this country, this is
an ongoing problem. And on top of that, actually massacre
Mitch has been trending on Instagram because he's had a
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few bills just you know, sitting on his desk as
he so probably likes to tell a people it's in
his like legislative graveyard. And Mitch is addicted to Instagram,
so like that's gonna that's gonna hit him hard. Yes,
his fenced is kind of wild, though he pretends to
be this like teen dude, right who's really into vaping
and black mirror fan theories long board. Yeah, and yeah,
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I'm just again it's this is an ongoing issue, especially
with gun control in this country. And you you figure
this again, of all the things, the themes of this
next election. This will probably be front center to amongst
all the other existential threats were facing as a planet
and as a country. Yeah, it's brutal. Another thing that's
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trending that I I didn't know what it was XO nineteen.
This is apparently Microsoft is doing their own E three dropping.
Uh I think a Halo update or Halo Reach, so
something along those lines. Yeah, go off, gamer flight simulator
a flight simulator. When you said that, I didn't actually
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read it. They they have flight Simulator coming out like
old school Simulator, an updated version of the old school
game that I remember. I begged my parents to get
a man because look, I wanted look photo realistic. It does. Yeah, okay,
see I'm not mad at that. I'm still playing a
roller coaster tycoon that's going out of style and Carmen
san Diego on my Apple to see I'm almost I've
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almost collected all the stars for Mario sixty four. I'm
feeling really good. Uh yeah, well, I think DJ Daniel
are in house Otaku Gamer. I was telling us that
this is more of like a trend of because E three,
like Sony, didn't have a full on presentation at E
three which is unheard of because typically E three is
the place where these huge gaming companies go to talk
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about new hardware, new game titles, and so with Sony leaving,
that was kind of that made things shaky. And now
you know, between Microsoft and Nintendo, who are the two
biggest you know, console manufacturers, if one of them starts
doing stuff independent of E three in terms of announcing
new tech, new products, that could be a could be
a bad sign for you three. I was just there
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this year for my first time. It's enjoyable. I think
the same things happening with like comic con, you know everything. Yeah,
Disney is now has its own sort of con. I
think it makes sense, right because Star Wars has made
the fourth right, these things well they have their entirely
owned con too. But like they start off as like
niche things, like with its comics, it's like, well, let's
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we can get everybody under one roof. But as these
things just become gigantic industries independent, you know, they're no
longer niche the mainstream things, it's like, oh yeah, ship,
we can do our own fucking thing. And that's just
the way it is now. Baby Uh. Trump is suing
to keep his tax returns private, which we've known, but
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now I think he specifically is asking the Supreme Court,
don't make me show my tax returning. I don't have
enough money. You're gonna Why do his supporters think he's
fighting so hard to keep his tax returns quiet? He
gets the same ship, right, the cognitive dissonanced tactic. You're
a hater there. Haters they just want to embarrass him
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because they don't think he's a billionaire without even looking
at like no, but what about like actual conflicts of
interest he might have, right, And it's like confident. That's
that's a term that the left uses to describe things
on the right. But he's also such a braggart. That's right.
I said it. He's a bragger. Do you think you
want all the receipts out? Yeah, you'd think he wants
all you This is just so out of character for him,
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and he's going to such great heights, yeah, to to
keep this quiet. It's just as a Trump supporter, I
think this is one of those moments where I would
I would be confused. You really, I think this is
the first time where I would crack would start to appear,
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and the question what's going on with our commander. This guy,
I think he as he hiding that I'm finding the
other stuff, the gross stuff, will chip in the veneer.
I think you know, and we've said this in the past,
that it could be a thing that makes people at
least a little bit wary of him if you supported him,
he found out like this guy is playing a shell game, right,
But when as we've seen, sixty of his base says bro,
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he could come here right now and blow my grandma's
back out in front of the whole family Thanksgiving dinner table,
and I will vote for three terms. Hy They That
was a question on the survey. Very specific. There is
a recent survey saying that this is a drudge headline
I love him or haydam. Voters say hearings will not
change their views. So well, that's fine. As long as
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you can get those independents to keep moving the other way,
then you'll reach a threshold. But I think they're saying
like there's almost no independence left. Yeah, well definitely not
amongst the politicians. Yes, that's really because they're they've verbally said,
out loud articulated the point, I'm not gonna watch this
stuff or hear about it because I think it's all
just a bunch of hater ship right yeah. Uh And finally, uh,
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we have glimpsed what hell looks like, Miles you on
this Country. Yeah, we just watched the clip from Masked
Singer on your computer that I thought was, Uh, it
is like a fever dream and a Dolly painting and
a bad acid trip and a terrible I feel like
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it's a it's the vision that flashed through Hitler's brain
right before the bullet hit. Wow. So I mean what
we're talking about. All that to say is on the
Masked Singer, the whatever show. That is the only thing
I know about the mass singers, Tea paint one, I
think last um, the Ladybug was revealed the other night
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and apparently that was Kelly Osborne and uh, people were
like the weird take is that people were like more
amazed that she had hid in her accent. They said,
since she had adopted in a mirror in southern accent,
Jersey's her guests she was Jamie Lynn Spears. Oh so
I guess when she was talking through the mask she
was doing acting. Who would have thought, But when you
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look at the video, like there's a YouTube video called
The Lady Bug is revealed as Kelly Osborne. Watch this video,
you guys, there's fucking like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Fucking who was the other guy was that the blurred lines? Dude,
Robin Thick, I think Jenna Jamison, but it's just that
Jenny McCarthy. But there I think Jennie McCarthy. It looked
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like Jenna Jamison. It's Jenny McCarthy, my old Robin Thick.
I think Ken Jong is yeah, Ken Jong, and then
I guess Nicole Scherzinger from and then Triumph the Insult
Comic Dog. And it's so many smash cuts, pushings, pull outs,
camera whips, it will make you nauseous, like if you
have motions there and it's like they're all screaming like
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who is revealing? And then like yeah, and Nick Cannon
is the one taking the helmet off, Yeah, exactly, helping
to reveal, reveal, but then they're like having trouble getting
it off. She has a speed skater uniform on for
some reason, or like she looks like maybe like a
daft punk backup dancer, but it really, it truly does
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mirror like those Vic Berger edits, like when he's like
showing like just how out of this world? Like Jim. Yeah,
because because Victor edited a lot of the Tim and
Eric stuff, it like it almost seems like a parody
of itself. And I can really only urge you so much.
You know what, I'm just gonna tweet it right now.
You see, go go check it out? All right? That
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is what's trending right now, among other things. Yeah, Miles,
where can people hear your voice on the daily Zeitgeist elsewhere? Oh?
New show dropped down? Damn dude, this is like Brian
shot a shock right there, the shot Shack redemption. Thanks
for value. Um, yes we got I got a new
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show with Sophia Alexandra. Our show is about the wonderful
TLC series ninety Day Fiance, except this show is called
four twenty Day Fiance. Baby. I think you can put
it together. Where high and we talk about our favorite
trash reality show, ninety Day Um and it's a hoop.
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