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In episode 683, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Sara June to discuss Representative Louie Gohmert testing positive for Covid after refusing to wear a mask, tech companies wanting Trump to win, Trump giving up on Michigan, services to call instead of the police, a PPP scammer, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Rep. Gohmert Tests Positive For COVID After Perennially Refusing To Wear Mask
2. GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Suggests Mask Wearing Gave Him Coronavirus
3. GOP @RepLouieGohmert, who just tested positive for COVID-19 tells a reporter he blames wearing a mask for his result: "I can't help but think that if I hadn't been wearing a mask so much in the last 10 days or so, I really wonder if I would have gotten it."
4. Tax Hike Under Biden Poses Bigger Threat to Tech Than Hearing
5. Michigan Threatens to Slip From Trump as He Goes Quiet on Airwaves
6. 99% Invisible: Freedom House Ambulance Service
7. Florida man fraudulently obtained $3.9 million in PPP loans and used some of it to buy Lamborghini, feds say
8. WATCH: 79.5 - Sisters Unarmed

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, Episode four
of Guys, the production of I Heart Radio. This is
the podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
shared consciousness and say, officially, off the top, funk the
Koch Brothers, Fuck Fox News, fuck Rush Limbaugh, fun Sexton,
fucking Shapiro. I uh, it's Thursday July. Names. Jack O'Brien

(00:26):
ak Twinkle Twinkle, Jack o'brice, Basie White translucent, free them
from their den um page. They need sunlight and shaped
twink twink Jack o'bra please take care of your sweet

(00:48):
sighs as courtesy as Samboni's Amboni, and I am thrilled
to be joined as always by my co host, Mr
Miles Rag Baby Baby, it's a wide world, meaner no
nor Andrew. Easier to get by if your name's Kyle.

(01:12):
Baby Baby, it's a wild world. Not as hard to
get by if the police are on your side. Girl,
all right. Thank you to Christie I'm a Gucci Mane
Chrispy mean d for that yummy use of Islam Wide
World cover. Well, we are thrilled to be joined in

(01:35):
our third seats by the hilarious The Challenges the brilliant
Sara June, Oh baby baby, it's a Sorry June, I'm
staking up stealing it. I'm stealing it. Yeah. I think
the fund of singing that song is just doing the pan. Absolutely. Sorry.

(01:58):
How are you? How have you've been? I'm good. I
actually I have a guy coming to get my chickens
right now. You got a guy coming to get your chickens? Yeah,
I gotta. I had to get rid of some roosters.
I have to get rid of some roosters. He's coming
right now. And I was like, can you wait? And
he was like, no, I need these roosters come on
my way. Because I remember that was a little issue.

(02:19):
You were trying to store it out. You've got the roosters.
You're like, what I do these roosters? So are you
what's your what number of chickens are you going to
and what will you be left with? What are we
looking at? So? I I have I hatched eight chickens.
Four of them turned out to be roosters. Four hands
for roosters. Real gender equity. Once on my staff. Yeah,

(02:40):
there I called them my writing staff. Yeah, I'm the
head writer. Fantastic numbers. Yeah, and uh yeah, we have
great numbers, and we're actually going to get rid of
three men today. So we're going to be the most
progressive writing staff in Los Angeles. Yeah. One on four,
your APR you got ratioed that that ratio is not good. Um,
you know what an ap or he is? Isn't that

(03:01):
what it is? No, that's a that's bees bees, that's
rights honey bees. Actually I'm not sure. I mean, I'm
not going to chicken up to see bumbledee tuna. Therefore,
same thing. I just like chickens, fish bees. Sarah. Your
approach is like annoyed preschool teacher. It's like, oh, is

(03:21):
that on an a period? Alright? So Jack, why don't
you sit then down? Because I'm the teacher and you're
four years old? Um, next, kids, do we know the difference? Okay? Actually,
before I gets started, do you know the difference between
a bee and a chicken? Everyone? Okay, you're thinking of it,
thinking of aviary, Jack, But that's incorrect because chickens also

(03:42):
don't fly. So what is just a good old chicken coop?
Chicken coop coop Deville? And what you can only have
You're saying, what was the balance? You can only have
one rooster correct in l A County. Yeah, it's like
backyard chickens, like ordinances you can only have one rooster
per coup. But what was the deal with this safety
because you're saying like roosters are out here violating. Like, Okay,

(04:03):
so here's something. Here's something that I found out and
this is related to my underrated for today by the way. Okay,
well then maybe we'll relate. Maybe we'll get into that.
We'll get into it later. Okay, I'll tell you guys
all about that. Before we do that, we are going
to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking
about today. Uh, Louis go mare is uh positive for

(04:25):
covid um? Yeah? Or is it gomert I like go marre, dude,
Louis Goman. Uh. We're gonna talk about Michigan. Trump's relation
to Michigan as uh it relates to the electoral college.

(04:46):
We are going to talk about who these tech execs
really want to win this upcoming election. Uh. We'll talk
about America's frontline doctors, uh, and just kind of touch
on them where they what, what their beliefs are, where
where how much we should be listening to what they
have to say, Um, we're gonna have a segment of

(05:09):
a cool thing I heard on another podcast. Uh, and yeah,
should we do in the office into a segment and
then Mile is going to open a cold brew real slow,
but first sorry. We like to ask our guests, what

(05:30):
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? UM? For my search history, I have recently
been searching zoom China. Uh, and that's a great search.
It's a great search to do good to find out. UM.
And it turns out that, uh, the Chinese government spying
on you through Zoom and TikTok is actually still less
invasive than the American government through TikTok and Zoom and Instagram,

(05:54):
your Facebook, and your telephone. So I feel much better
now about the amount of information just about me and
my buying habits streaming around the world. I like to imagine,
like every time I make an etty purchase, it's like
the butterfly effect, you know, I hit click on that
vintage caftan and just all of this information streams around

(06:17):
the world like gusts of wind. You know, it's the
new nature my my purchase history. An interesting point, like
the world is so connected that it's just pure chaos.
There's a there's no controlling anything. Yeah, just clicking something
sets off a chain of like nine thousand macros and algorithms.

(06:37):
This is why all your Facebook ads are so off
the wall. You're like, why would they why would they
advertise this to me? And it's like there's a there's
an algorithm, you know, and every time you click, you're
like resetting the algorithm, feeding the algorithm. So yeah, every
time I buy, you know, a VHS copy of cheese
and chalks up in smoke on eBay or whatever, um,

(06:59):
just to get the wrong idea about you, I get
the wrong idea about me. Well yeah, sorry, I was saying,
they say it's dead stock and knowing the rapper, but
it never is. Never the barcode scratched off, Like it's
a promo copy you got that's still damaged, and I
will get that perfect copy. Um. Yeah, I think I
do the same thing when I'm high on the God's
Internet as I think of like the ship that I

(07:21):
look at, and I'm like, maybe you need to like
follow another sports team online more vigorously. So if I
were like was on the Lamb and they're like, look
if this guy searches arsenal, weed and anything to do
with like basketball, Like it's this is the guy. This
is like instead of a wanted poster with your face
on it, there's just as the list of your search terms. Yeah,
they're like this guy is probably wearing a hat, whereas

(07:43):
Soccer Jerseys is going to talk about being from the
valley incessantly and like how like O G cush is
overrated because it was talked about and wrapped too much
and there are other strains a week wow, Okay, yeah,
now we're getting into well controversial terry. Look about what
I mean to say is that they are more strains
of cush than O G. And I think just became

(08:04):
a o G just became synonymous with cush whatever and
it sounds cool. And look now now the NSA up,
they're grabbing me. Now I gotta go. Whoa suits and
sunglasses just burst into miles. What is something you think
is overrated? Sarg? Well here we go. Here we're going

(08:24):
to get into a little bit more of the dark stuff.
I know you guys love to have me comedian sorrow
June on here to yell at you about the depths
of the human site. We already got the apiary smoke show.
So I mean, first of all, you're doing it wrong
because you're putting your birds in a napier. I'm really
squishing them in the darkness yet making my birds live

(08:47):
in a flat screen. Um, I'm not getting any honey
from these birds. That's over. It's just like black and
white honey that comes out and it tastes awful. Overrated
Husky Pomeranians, you guys need to fucking stop with designer breeding.
I don't know who all you are, but I have

(09:08):
seen too many fucking Husky Pomeranian mixes in my Craigslist
searches for puppies I will not adopt. Here's the fucking thing.
When I came on this podcast a few months ago
to talk about how I had chickens, some people replied
to let me know that roosters were extremely violent and
would rape and murder hens um. And that's why, you know,

(09:29):
you had to have tremendous amounts of hens to one
rooster or else the rooster will just like go crazy.
I did some research because this is very upsetting to me,
and I found out that this kind of aggression in
roosters is not natural and is the result of selective breeding.
It is a it is an unintended side effect of
selective breeding for other traits like being fast growing, having

(09:50):
large breasts, um and uh like not you know, not
developing certain kinds of diseases. So the chickens that I have,
there's a very low probability number one that the roosters
will turn out to be as aggressive. But the point
is that when you selectively breed animals for certain traits,
you are also breeding for other traits, and usually those

(10:12):
traits are like you don't want neurological dysfunction. So that's
why that's why pure bred dogs are so much more
nervous and prone to developing different types of diseases than
mutts you know, or or you know, like just dogs
that are interpred dogs. But like, and when it comes

(10:36):
to design or breeding, what you're doing, especially with this
absolute monstrosity that is the husky Pomeranian. And let me
say this first of all, very cute, very cute dog. Absolutely, yeah,
you're looking at what you're looking at here is a
mini mini husky. It's cute, but a Pomeranian is not
a healthy dog and it is not all right, now,

(11:01):
think about its joint problems that no, I don't care,
that's it's it sucks because I'm like, well, cute, little
little husky luppy, And then I realized it's it's actually
a fully grown Husky Pomeranian mix, and then it didn't
kill me. Pugs can't give birth naturally like pugs, they
have to have cesareans because they can't give birth fashionally

(11:22):
because they're so bred. And like a friend who had
a bulldog who was like, you know, they had to
breathe that flat ass face and it was like the
end of its life was so horrific sounding. I'm like,
your dog is dying and it's like sucking up our
mushroom high in your backyard can do something that's the
worst thing to hear when you're high on mushrooms. A

(11:43):
dying dog and yeah, and their eyes are watering and
it's like, please just help me, and I'm like tripping,
so I'm like, yes, I will, sir, tell me where
to take you ry yea. And what's really fucked up
and and truly overrated about these dogs. It's like nobody's

(12:06):
getting a husky Pomeranian people. People are breeding big dogs
to be smaller so that they can get them in
an apartment building that has weight limits or travel with
them for travel with them. And that's really fucking shitty
and it's really irresponsible, and it is not okay to

(12:27):
get a dog when you cannot care for that dog.
And it's even worse to interbreed a dog and do
designer breeding to get a certain look and not think
about the health of the dog and the needs of
the dog. And it just makes me so fucking mad
every time I see one of these cute ass puppies
and they're so cute and they make so upset, right,

(12:48):
You're like, what's going on? Like I love this and
then it's a tragedy. But it's so cute and I
want to and I hate it and underrated and overrated.
It's like I want to give it a little kiss
on its tiny little head. But and I'm just like,
huskies need to be bigger than that. Huskies need a
lot of room, you know, Like they're especially especially in
l A. This is a thing with like people get

(13:09):
huskies and they don't know how much work they are.
They're really smart dogs, they're really big, they're very good
at getting out. You have to have a very high fence,
you know, like they were very strong prey instinct. And
I just can't tell you how many fucking as I've
seen of like we got a husky and we didn't
realize we would need to walk every day. We didn't realize, Yeah,
we didn't realize what it was. We didn't google it,
you know, you know, you know, just to like, you know,

(13:35):
be cultural historians. Do we how far back do we
take this mini dog trend? Because I feel like Paris
Hilton made it like standard rich person accessory all the
way back to the Chinese emperor right right, right, But
I'm thinking like in now, like sort of how modern
like the modernity and modernity and how we're looking at
it now, like how that's really sort of reasserted itself

(13:57):
as like this like sort of signifier almost two or
it's like, yeah, prepars, putting a chihuahua in a purse
was like a very big this is an accessory thing,
yeah yeah, um, And then yeah it is designer. It's
being designed for its looks and without any conception of

(14:18):
what what the what it's inside they're like or what
the experience of the people. Don't people don't just want
to get chihuahuas and naturally small dog because they're very
nervous and like the well, like that big gas brain
on them. The other thing about chihuahua is is they're
way less nervous in like the wild or when they're feral,

(14:39):
because they run it packs. They run in packs of
like eight or ten, and they could take down a coyote.
So if you put a chihuahua with a bunch of
other chihuahuas, I mean immediately it's chaos. But then but
then later when they bond, they're like they help each other,
and that's why, like, yeah, they're safer. Yeah. When a
chiuawa is like barking all the time, it's because it's

(15:00):
I'm the only fucking choawa here. Hello, Hello, Hello, that's
you guys aren't going to bite anyone. Yeah. Um, what
is something you think is underrat underrated? Um? I'm gonna say,
rescue dogs who rescued who? You know what I'm saying?
Rescue dog? Whoa who? Sometimes I think who taught who?

(15:25):
Because the dogs teach me English and I teach them.
The dogs tea. Yeah, dogs taught me farcy I speak
parsy now thanks to my dogs, I do. I've been
underrated getting a fucking dog, dude, dogs rule, and I
really want one and I can't have one right now, um,
but I want one so bad. And I've just noticed
a lot of people getting dogs in quarantine because it's

(15:47):
like it is a good time to get a dog,
if you're going to get one, because everybody's home more
and stuff. It's very good for like especially for a
dog that needs like an adjustment period, you know, temparation,
anxiety and stuff. Underrated dogs, Have you guys thought about them?
Have you seen them? I love them, love dogs like
they're cute. Yeah, they're cute. They're really nice. They love you.

(16:07):
I had a very I had a visit with a
very very nice dog, a very large dog of Golden
Retriever Massif mix that was so beautiful and just a
sweet dog. This dog, I've never seen a dog that
looked like a Teddy Bear. Like his his face looks
like a fucking Teddy bear. It's like so like fluffy
and like overgrown, like the features are kind of like
but he just like light brown and just like Teddy

(16:29):
bear eyes and big nose. And he was just like, oh,
he's so cute and he was like a big dog
that never barks, and he would just like come up
and put his head on you. His name is Toast
and I love him. Yeah at Leasta just doing another
podcast like this. Sorry, Like what man? No? I feel

(16:52):
like that's kind of where some content is going to
be headed with people just sort of like needing to
truly escape from like everything where sort of like total
I don't know. There's just thing where it's like you're
overhearing these like I don't know, it's like you're at
a coffee shop and there's three people who are way
too excited about dogs talking about It's a second screen
content for just wasting time on the internet. This is

(17:14):
why you know people have all these Instagram accounts for
their cats and dogs and you know follows. Yeah, yeah totally,
and they need those people who are there. But then
they're like bitter though when they're like they're like, actually
just follow that like account. I'm like, that's a dog
kind of like that's like my dog, but it's got
like fifteen thousand followers on it, so like just like
following me on there, I'm like all right, yeah, what's oh,

(17:37):
just follow my dog on the I'll tell you everything
you need to know. It's pom poms with two zis.
He's actually got some really radical leftist viewpoints that he
shares on his Instagram that what is a myth? What's
something people think it's true? You know to be false?
People think you need to pay for weed and it's
not true. Yeah, grow it, oh grow just like deal

(18:02):
it and then hang out of the people's house. Hey
find some kids at their rich private school, and then
you tell them that you get weeds straight from the
people from the medical club, and then you sell it
to them at a five x mark up what they
leave it in the bottle because they trip off that
And then they call you every time and look at you.
Now you're rocking at least five Mitchell and Nest throwbacks

(18:22):
that you can buy a month with your drug income.
I mean, guys, it's simple. What is a two thousand
two all over in here? It's easier than ever now
to sell drugs to children. Kids. I always talk about
how easy like kids have it now, like with dispensaries
and things like that. Like it was really a skill
to go buy drugs, like problem to like navigate some

(18:47):
like you have to have social skills now nerds can
smoke pot two. Yeah, yeah, or even if you didn't, man, like,
because I remember, you know, back when I was, you know,
a street entrepreneur, you would interact with people who were
like they were they were probably take an anxiety medication
to meet you in a CBS parking lot, but they
were like, but I gotta get I gotta get these trees, man,
I gotta get. But yeah, the kids, man, they don't know,

(19:09):
they don't know that struggle now. They just know about
not going to school face to face with people. I'll
be honest with you, dude, I didn't I didn't have
very much of a struggle because I grew up in
northern California, so you know, it just grows out of
the sidewalk there basically. Yeah. No, I just went more like, yeah,
like when you had to go like meet somebody, like
if your connect was dry, you know, you had to
go somebody else, you know, like that whole thing. Real
problem solving, real problem problems here in the valley of

(19:33):
the pavement, though, guys, don't you pick up just do it,
make sure there's make sure there's a good amount of
round up on it. Anything that you would suggest to
the burgeoning weed grower out there, not that we can
recommend it, but if they did, Chicken ship man, that honey, Uh,

(20:00):
that's good. I got some pumpkins going too. I got
a couple of pumpkins this year. You got a pumpkin run.
I got two pumpkins grown. How long does it take
for a pumpkin to grow? About four months? Okay, my yeah,
my mind from from like it is. Yeah, it's pretty long.
Um yeah, they're they're growing. I'm really excited because you know,
we have a black cat, and so I'm going to
take some fucking pictures around Halloween him in the pumpkin

(20:22):
pass you guys. I'll send them to you listeners. Listeners
deserve this content. You know, we're all in pandemic, we've
all lost our jobs, a third of us are about
to get evicted. But god damn it, you're gonna see
a fucking black cat in a pumpkin patch if I
have anything to say about it, and it's going to
be real, and it's not some clip art bullshit. My

(20:43):
fucking cat, that's my black cat. Goddamn it. Right, that
pumpkin has leaves on it. But that's actually something I
haven't thought about a lot since weed was legalized. Is
like the very first thing I heard about like a
legalize it argument was from my ninth grade social studies
teacher who was like, the only reason that alcohol is

(21:05):
legal and weed isn't is because it's hard to make
good alcohol at your house, so they can tax that.
But if they legalize weed, people could just like grow it.
You can grow that in your bathtub. You can grow
it anywhere you want in a closet and just get
a nice little glow light and you're good. I like
somebody the idea of somebody who blew out their bathroom

(21:26):
as a grow room and then just use the bathtub, Like, yeah, man,
this is the planter right there. Yeah. He was pretty
I don't shower anymore, dude. Yeah. Yeah, So I mean
that is something that should you shouldn't need. You shouldn't
need a dispensary. My history teacher, also ap US history teacher,
he was like all about weed legalization. He's like, you know,

(21:47):
I wouldn't do it, but if it was legal, I'd
I'd be smoking immediately. I think I would. And we're
always like, well, when is legal, we're gonna come and
smoke y oud. He's like, I would, I would. I'll
enjoy that. I always that that's good history teachers. You're
smoking weed now for like I've seen I've seen your
like dusty geo storm that you drive in like it's

(22:08):
a stoner car, like you're not. You open the doors
and clouds of smoke just come out. Oh yeah, He's like,
I don't know he knows dancing Teddy Bear stickers are
in my windshield. That's just got from the guy. I
just like the number four. I don't know. That's skull

(22:28):
with the lightning bolt in the middle. I was just like, oh,
that's cool. I like, I like sort of you know
weather phenomenon. I think it's pretty rock and roll if
I knew what that was. All right, let's take a
quick break and we'll be right back to talk about
Louis Golmeer. And we're back. Uh and I've I've gotten

(22:55):
a pronunciation lesson and it's uh so guy Louie Gombert,
he has been the anti mask uh masked crusader. Uh.
He's just all about telling people that don't need them,
don't need them. There there there was. Do we have

(23:18):
that clip of him telling the media that they're the
only reason he would need to wear a mask. Yeah,
so there was I mean, just to give you a
sort of like on on talking points memo. They were
kind of like breaking down the road to this point
where he now has coronavirus. I mean, that's the other
reason we're talking about. March nine, he was giving capital like,
he was giving tours of the capital with no mask.

(23:41):
After people saying like you have, like it's possible you
may have been exposed to the COVID nineteen. He's like,
fuck it, I'm gonna do tours in the capital building
with groups of people literally. Yeah. April seven, Gomert claims
non existent mists can kill virus. For two weeks. People
like what are you talking about? And he's like it's
being used in juror and you're like, what are you
talking about there? Like this is absolute garbage, nonsense, totally totally, yeah, yeah, exactly.

(24:08):
Accused the World Health Organization of cover ups. You know,
that's standard. Fair for the right pushes to reopen because
we're social animals. Like, we're animals, man, we just gotta
get out there and steiff each other. But and then
there was a meeting like where the president had all um,
a ton of politicians like in his cabinet and media
like in the room, and everyone's like, uh, this isn't
really socially distanced. We've seen some of the things what's

(24:30):
going on. And Louie Gomert had to like keepe for
the president and he's like, thank you so much for
giving us test. This is him just sort of speaking
on that that you saw to it that we had
tests and that nobody in here has the coronavirus unless
it's somebody in the media. So the only reason we
would wear masks is if we were trying to protect
ourselves from you in the media, and we're not scared

(24:52):
of you. So so yeah, try that one on, asshole. Yeah.
So obviously he can't conceive of anybody wearing masks to
protect other people. Uh. First of all, that's well, here's
the problem is this guy is wilfully denying the existence
of the whole reason to wear masks, which is asymptomatic transmission.

(25:17):
And we don't have accurate tests yet, and again that's
that's the whole point. He's like, nobody in here has coronavirus,
so why would we wear masks? And like, again, the
whole point is one of you probably has coronavirus. Chances
are very high, based especially on like how ignorant they are,
and willfully ignorant they are of science. And you can
get a coronavirus test and test negative and actually still

(25:41):
have coronavirus. But it's a test, that's the thing. And
I had it, thank you, President Trump. And that's why
I know. I'm not afraid of the media. That's why
I will cough on everybody in this room. And so
he was about to go on a nice little plane
ride to Texas with old l Presidente on Air Force
one and before they're like, hey, sorry, but you can't come.
He's like, why because you got COVID bro um And

(26:04):
now I don't know, I don't know what he said
in the aftermath. So his explanation is that the mask
wearing he's been wearing so many masks these past couple
of weeks, that that's what gave him COVID because when
he's wearing the mask, uh, he touches his face so
much that he thinks that some of the coronavirus got,

(26:26):
some germs got in the mask. I think was his
I can't help but wonder if that puts some germs
in the mask. It was his explanation. So what he's
telling us is he doesn't know how to wear a
mask correctly. That's why he got coronavirus. Right, Okay, yes, no,
this is this. This is an ice that it's a
great example of like proper, proper mask wearing because you

(26:48):
know a lot of people are doing this, and I
bet they're getting terms inside their masks and you know
what else I'm getting inside of my mask? Terrible coffee breath? Yes,
uh not you in particular, just all of us are.
I had some anko and cold brew and I had
to put a mask on, almost almost passed out in
the store. People like, what happened to this man? Did
something happen to him? Like it's my own breath. They

(27:08):
were like, oh, he has covid, zanku, zan coo and
cold brew. They're like, get him out, get him out,
call an ambulance. Nancy Pelosi said she's feel sorry for
go Mart, but it is also also feel sorry for
House members who are concerned because he had been showing
up at meetings without a mask and making a thing

(27:29):
of it. I feel sorry for Nancy Pelosi because she's
about to get primary by shutar. Yeah, I think we
should all be not Anana. Hey hey, yeah, she's had
her time. She's had her time. Uh. The interesting thing
about even like the logic they apply where it's like
science doesn't matter until like you're trying to actually explain
in some pseudo scientific way how you got coronavirus, because

(27:52):
before you didn't give a funk, but now you're like,
but the only logic you have is to act like
compare COVID to like barbecue sauce, and you're like, I
don't know, Oh, maybe I got the corona up under
my fingernails from not cleaning up and then I got it.
It's like, come on, dude, That's why I'm curious if
that's how many people are just sort of like fuck,
it's kind of a risky thing, but I got to

(28:14):
play this part of guy who like rejects science because
I'm such a hollow politician, like I just know my
marching orders are, and they're willing to go into it
and then be like fuck. I mean this is literally
like what happens with um politicians who say they don't
believe in climate change, they're just of course they believe
in climate change because they can see it, but they're

(28:34):
paid to say it's not real or you know, more
often that it's natural. And that's what this split is
with COVID, Like how many fully people who are like, actually,
I actually believe the things I'm saying, rather than like
I'm running with the sort of rhetorical football tip end
or I'm saying this because I'm worried about, you know,
the erosion of my personal liberties or whatever. I mean,

(28:56):
they're all saying that. But um, the cool thing about
in She's disease is it has no concept of the Constitution, right, Yeah,
it knows no boundaries. Uh, but I mean they they
do have some scientists on their side. There are the
America's frontline doctors, uh group that spoke in front of

(29:16):
the Supreme Court. I think it was over the weekend.
And yeah, if you were wondering why phrase like alien
sex and demon sperm were trending, Uh, it's because the
doctors who back up go mart and Trump's perspective on
the coronavirus have have expounded on that as well. Um,

(29:36):
there's a doctor from Texas who they they just you know,
she went out in front of the Supreme Court was like, hey, like,
we have the cure. They're just lying to you. The
cure's hydroxy chloroquine, and uh, all good masks. You don't
have to wear masks. Masks are useless. Just take hydroxy chloroquine. Uh.

(29:59):
They were like a doctor said that, We're good. They
did not bother, Like the president retweeted it, his son
retweeted it. They did not bother to look at some
of the other things that doctor had spoken about, such as, uh,
it's my always my favorite game to play when you
have some expert who's like coming out for something that's
totally completely incorrect, and you're like and their past comments

(30:22):
and like, okay, it's either racist, anti semitic, or xenophobic
or islamophobic. Yeah, it's kind of Or is it like
a or is she like a goop doctor? Yeah, I
mean it's Dr Stella. Emmanuel has claimed that kynecological problems
are caused. Oh and also even male impotence are the

(30:46):
result of people having sex in their dreams with demons
and witches. Uh and spiritual husbands and spirit wives. That's tight,
that's cool. Yeah. Oh wait so then okay, but what
what was some of like sort of the false information
she was She also she also claims that we're putting
alien sperm in medicine to like try and affect people's DNA.

(31:10):
Alien DNA is being used in certain medical treatments, which
ones I'd like to get on them? I know, seriously, Yeah,
that sounds wonderful, isn't that? Isn't that Grimes? Isn't that
what Grimes is doing? Right? Yeah? I mean we're just
talking about Grimes, right. The next the next pandemic is
people becoming becoming Grimes Grimes clones everywhere. Everyone's gonna get

(31:32):
everyone's gonna get like all shiny. You know, everyone's gonna
start putting their hair up and like weird alien braids
and stuff, and uh, you know Grimes Grimes type sheaths
to put your hair in, and you know, I've robot hands. Man.
I remember that first album I was working with it.
I was like, Okay, this is dope, and then I

(31:53):
was like, what happened? Yeah, I don't know. The billboard
says global warming is good and I'm like, oh so cheeky,
All right, match throw in the ocean. Um This doctor
also said that um so social media cracked down on
the video obviously like Breitbart shared it, Trump shared it,
so it was viewed eight million times before Facebook took

(32:16):
it down. Uh. And she said that if they didn't
put it back, Jesus Christ would destroy Facebook servers. Uh
and that also Christ lives. Yeah, exactly, so that didn't
that didn't happen. So and then and then the the
other doctors from the from the America's Frontline Doctors group

(32:40):
are of dubious that their credentials are dubious. We're still
looking into them, but um man, yeah, yeah, I mean
blessed them. This is where they're at. I mean, for
her board, Dr Stella, I mean, normally white woman could
just call the police to try and like make their

(33:00):
threats real. And now since that doesn't work anymore, she
has to summon the wrath of Jesus Christ himself. Uh,
and look what happened. I'm from what I'm seeing are
the Facebook. The Facebook servers are intact so as of
right now, but we don't know what the timeline is
on the threat right right because God does work in
mysterious ways. So I'm gonna need picks of all the

(33:21):
Facebook servers and also their exact GPS coordinates. It's for
something else, Yeah, right, exactly, just latitude a little and
longitudinal information. I don't need the address, just like coordinates
that you could like feed into like a drone or something.
But it's not for that. As we speak, though, the
old Fuckerberg is getting grilled on the Hill, so I'm

(33:42):
sure we'll be able to talk about that in tomorrow's episode.
I'm curious to know what that whole Bezo Suckerberg cookbook, cookbook,
tim cook cookbook whatever? The alright cookbook cook book? Has
anybody ever called Gomert Gomer pile of shit? Because that

(34:06):
was also good? Um? Yeah, on that subject, I do
feel like, yeah, the tech exacts are getting grilled, and
that's great. They're talking about breaking it up. But yeah,
I don't know. I think it's worth keeping in mind. Like, uh,
I think Bloomberg post an article talking about how bad

(34:28):
it would be for every single one of those companies
if Trump loses the yeah election, Um, and like you
know for a fact that that is what like they
all want Trump to win. That's it's important to keep
in mind because and that's why he will, right, That's

(34:49):
why Facebook is you know, so so dangerous and will
continue to be so dangerous um as well as Instagram, Twitter.
I'm sure it's like the oil and GA industry, like
what that was years ago, where it's like, you got
you can't just let these people run them up and
make all this fucking money, Like there's problems with this
industry and they're not even being honest. They know how

(35:11):
bad their ship is and they're not even telling everybody
because they're making so much money and y'all are just
gonna let them do that. The same thing with the
social media and like these tech companies where a lot
so much money is being made and it's like, yeah, dude,
we know what the bad parts are, but like have
you seen these balance sheets? Like that's what the fucking
end of the day it's all about. And I'm yeah,

(35:32):
like we're already seeing the sort of spillover of a
completely unregulated, you know, tech sector and the problems that's bringing,
especially like to your point Jack about Facebook, they're just
like shrugging and they're like, I mean, what is news really?
What's the nature of like information? Honestly? Like because a
lie could be real to someone, so therefore is racism
actually bad? I don't know. I'm Mark Zuckerberg that's been

(35:54):
my time. I have to leave in my transporter now, right.
But it's not just um. One thing that I think
is really interesting is that backlash is not coming just
from outside, like from the government, but also from within
the companies. Like there was a walk out at Google
that was organized by a long time like a Google
life for almost and this kind of stuff has been happening,
and I think the only reason any of the disinformation

(36:14):
stuff really got addressed at Facebook is because employees demanded it. UM.
So it's it's cool to see that you can't be
a company that big and be like, we're not evil
and be so evil and not have your employees, who
are like mostly very smart people that you hired because
they're fucking geniuses, be like this seems stupid, you know, right, Yeah,
can't full all the people all the time. What was

(36:36):
it Google or Amazon that had the Pentagon project that
their employees, Uh, well, they've all had versions, I know,
like a bidding on like I think Amazon cloud computing
contract because Trump hated the Washington Post was the one
having to do that. And I think it was something

(36:57):
with Microsoft one of the other tech companies was working
with like Ice or d I don't know. One of
those it was Amazon working with Ice, and like one
thing about Amazon is that most of their money now
comes from UM their cloud computing service. Uh, and they
host they host servers for like Netflix, which is like
almost all of the fucking information going through the Internet

(37:19):
right now. It's like streaming video on Netflix, a huge, huge,
huge amounts of information. What streaming means is not just convenience,
but like a huge technology infrastructure that we don't have
that is being built. And that's what five G is about.
And that's what uh, you know, there's no more fucking
net neutrality and that's what that's about. This is all
by design, yeah, including the fact that five coronavirus right,

(37:45):
what coronavirus? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's actually five five gomer.
I don't know if you've seen those commercials like Milana
vine Trube as a T and T person in there,
like talking on the laptop with someone who's like I'm
here to answer questions and someone's like should I be
excited about five G? In my mind, I'm always like

(38:06):
turning it into a sketch where it goes like it
off the rails conspiracy theory video and without fail. Every
time I hear it, I'm like do something, and I'm
like what, I'm so bored. I have nothing going on. Yeah,
and before we go to break. Uh so it looks
like Trump may have given up on Michigan where We're
not going to spend a whole lot of time on this. Yeah,

(38:29):
it's definitely like for now, Michigan is like, at least
from an ad buying, like ad buying perspective that like
the ad dollars and the ad spend has basically come
to a halt. They haven't. Yeah, well, I mean I
think it's one of those things, right because on one level,
like Joe Biden's like outspending him, I think like three

(38:49):
to one there and his lead is just building. So
it could just be sort of like, all right, look,
why throw all this money away where it could be
a lost cause because realistically Trump has more paths to
two seventy electoral college votes he needs than uh Joe
Biden does. So because of that, it's like, yeah, look,
you're not spending in Michigan. Although that was a that

(39:09):
was like one of the state states that was was
like oh ship, okay, so you took that off of
the Democrats. Um, but now I think when you look
at just sort of the reduced support from like non
college educated white voters, that's that's going down. Suburban voters
are like fleeing and specifically Michigan and now more like

(39:29):
hopefully very motivated black voters to come out. It's just
being like maybe not there. So while that's happening, I mean,
he's definitely also spending in states like Ohio, Georgia and
like possibly looking to flip Nevada or Minnesota. But you know,
I think it's just kind of they're doing ay thing
where it's like, yeah, there's this guy isn't interested in
like expanding a base, and we don't just throw money away,

(39:52):
but there's plenty of allies and like you know, they're
still door knocking things like that. But it's it's interesting
to sort of watch something that was pretty pretty uh
good chunk of votes for him, So he'd have to
do better in a different state if he loses, like
like look to flip, look to flip some other states.
So you know, that's like sort of the the chase
that makes me very nervous when he think I think

(40:16):
you guys are just looking at one side of the
coin here, you're looking at what he's spending on attracting voters. Well,
you're not looking at is the money he's spending suppression. Yeah,
I bet you for every dollar he's not spending on
ads in a state like that where it looks you're like, well,
it looks like he's given up. Something's going on. I
think it's that voter suppression is being ramped. That's the

(40:38):
only yeah, any place that that's not happening. But luckily,
I mean not luckily, he has plenty of people who
are willing to do that on his behalf because I
think for you know, the overt corporatocracy class, oligar class,
they're like, yeah, man, if we kind of got to
like keep this going for another four years to figure
out what the real exit strategy is going to be here.
So yeah, all that to say, it's all swirling around

(41:02):
and no one can ever be confident on either side
if people have to at least do the bare minimum
in this instance and vote and then then deal with
the rest of it after that, well, you know, mail
your vote in. Yeah, and then oh but why you know,
the massive voter fraud. Honestly, you know, it's like they're
gonna they're definitely gonna dispute any mailed in votes for sure.

(41:24):
I mean that's gonna be that's gonna be all. It's
going to be all by the way battle just do
like a prescient like sort of Halloween costume, be a
mail in ballot. Now, yeah, next Halloween, it'll be hanging
Chad's of this next twelve months, honey in a big way. Um,

(41:48):
all right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back, and it's time for another
segment of a cool thing I heard on this other podcast. Uh,

(42:11):
I was listening while I was off just studying for
the Daily Zeitgeist in your podcast Dojo in a dark
and dark it's just a closet where he listens to
podcasts exactly. There's no karate going on. Um. But now
I was listening to Invisible and Uh, they had this

(42:31):
episode that made me realize how possible it is to
improve the way that public safety is conducted in America.
So and just like how realistic police abolition and defunding
the police goals are. So it's not about the police overtly,

(42:52):
it's about paramedics. Um. And the fact that before seventy
when you had someone having a health and emergency and
you called for help, you didn't know who was going
to show up. But it wasn't paramedics. It would either
be uh, the local mortician just because they had a
hearse which was capable of like transporting a body to

(43:13):
the hospital or a human to the hospital, or be
the fire department or what would be the police. So
starting in nine seventy or right before nine seventy, uh,
there was a neighborhood in Pittsburgh that was predominantly black
called the Hills UH that basically got tired of the
police not showing up when someone was having a heart attack, uh,

(43:37):
And so they created that it was basically meant initially
meant to be like a taxi service for people who
needed to get to the hospital. And right, yeah, exactly.
But then the Pittsburgh medical community found out about this
plan that they were running out of this place called

(43:59):
Freedom House in that neighborhood. And so the Pittsburgh medical
community like they hooked up with the dude who invented
CPR and who believed that you know, quick medical attention
from a lay person was better than waiting until you
got someone's dead body to the hospital essentially, so he
trained these what we're meant to be taxi drivers, these

(44:22):
young black men from the neighborhood that had been abandoned
to die by the police, to do emergency medicine and
use some of the tactics from like military medicine to
like save lives. And it worked so well that like
starting in like the sixties, you see the percentage of

(44:43):
deaths by major causes like accidents, was in the sixties,
mid sixties, high sixties, and after this like caught on
by the late seventies, it was like in the low forties.
So it was just like they a whole bunch of
people were dying needlessly because they were just sending the

(45:03):
police when somebody was like having a heart attack, Uh yeah,
and then they show up, and that was what, what
are you sick? They just didn't give a ship. They
weren't the right people for it. They didn't care, they
weren't like UH called to save people's lives. And so
I mean the point that Roman Mars, the host of

(45:23):
the podcast UH Calls Out, is just like that is like,
think about how often police are showing up to a
mental health crisis or a family fight or a bad
drug trip or like anything that could be solved by
almost anyone other than you know, an armed person who
is statistically more likely to themselves be a domestic abuser

(45:48):
than any other profession, Like of police officers are in
households where domestic abuse is a problem, and you know,
we give them less training then hairstylist. So I guess
the hope would be that this era of policing version
of reality that we all exist in right now and

(46:09):
I you know, have existed and taken for granted, will
seem antiquated by the time we die of old age
or whatever. They'll have to tell their right when your
podcast listeners, I'm doing air quotes, Yeah, you mean no money, right,
But when like kids won't believe hopefully like that there

(46:31):
could be a future where kids won't believe that when
you had a problem, you called nine one one and
a person with a violent person with a gun showed
up like that, Uh is something that we just like
take for granted. And that's that shouldn't be the case
anymore than like the idea of paramedics should have had
to have been invented in seventy Like that it just

(46:52):
seems like one of those obvious things that it just
took obstrospect, right, obvious in retrospect, and immediately everybody just
took it for granted. Now it's everywhere yet, or you
just use the language you're using, right, is how we
would look at it retrospectively. To your point is like, yeah,
someone needed like a social worker and a violent guy

(47:14):
with gun showed up. That's what it is. It's like,
stop sending violent people to solve issues that don't require
any what do we what do we need these people for?
Exactly because they can't even help you if your bike
is stolen, So where the funk is that crime solving at?
But I think at the really that point of all, yeah,
we're not we are not actually deploying the correct people

(47:35):
to those who are in need of assistance. So and
in general, we're just not here to help people when
they are in need of assistance. I think it's like
a larger cultural flaw that we have in this country. Yeah,
I mean, there's been studies that show that four point
four percent of dispatches when police are like dispatched to
a location, four point four percent of those are calls

(47:58):
about any sort of violence, solid gunfire, robbery, uh, you know,
anything that would require somebody who has training in how
to deal with violence to to be there. That's for them.
We'll give We'll give the cops one percentage point more.
They can keep five percent of their staff, and then
I forgot what to do with that other there you go.

(48:18):
I think it's pretty funny that this is one of
those things that both police and police unions and police
abolitionists agree on are assigned a lot. I mean, there
are a lot of um cops, you know, particularly like
you know, chiefs of police in major cities, and in
a lot of their statements, they'll say we deal with X,
Y Z all these crazy things. And they're saying it

(48:42):
like look what look what cops do. But you know,
when you see it, you're like, cops shouldn't have to
do any of that stuff. And they say, like, we
make these sacrifices, we attend to all these sorts of
different things and like and those those are a lot
of the interactions that don't go well, you know. So yeah,
it's it's funny that like both police and people who
would like the police to be abolished are like agree

(49:05):
on the fact that police uh are asked to solve
a lot of problems that they are not trained for
and don't know what to do. I mean at that point,
I like, I'd imagine if you're like, okay, you're right,
so then like let's do let's pilot something where we
have people that are actually going to respond. And then
when that pipe programs always like wait, so what did
y'all do this whole time? Yeah, It's like even the

(49:27):
people that think police abolition is like a crazy pipe dream,
are you know? The response is always, well, you're sure
going to want the police when you've been when your
house has been broken into and your stuff stolen and
you assaulted, right, And the implication there is you're gonna
want a violent guy with a gun to come to
your house when all this stuff is happening to you

(49:48):
so he can defend you and then mistake me actually
for the perpetrator even though I'm the right. Yeah, like
go to the wrong house or something, and like not
have a lawyer there. Like just the idea that a
cops should come to anybody's house without a lawyer present
to witness the whole exchange is like a little, a
little it just doesn't make sense. It just doesn't make sense.
What do you think about people's safety? Yeah, the vision

(50:09):
isn't like what do you do without cops? It's like
no, no no, no, what do you What does the world
look like where less people are desperate? Right? And it's like,
what if you only had to call the cops when
you were assaulted, because right now, cops are called when
your neighbors being noisy. That's not the same level of urgency, right,

(50:30):
but they will arrive with some urgency like okay, so
what they're wanting? Guns back here with this word music
coming from and you're like, this is why calling the
cops is bad, Like for people who are like I
would call the cops for an emergency. This is why
calling the cops as the police exist right now is
so risky. It's because like, it doesn't matter what you're
calling them about. It doesn't matter if you're like I

(50:51):
see a homeless guy in the street and I think
he needs help, who do you call in that situation?
You know, those are situations where people are like, I
guess we'll call the cops because I don't know who
else to call. Because you want to help and you
hope that the cops will help. But the reality, as
we see, is that cops are not trained to deal
with that situation, and they're going to deal with it
by escalating it and making it violent because that's what

(51:13):
they're trained for, and it should be. There should be
someone else that you immediately are like, oh, just like now,
when somebody's having a heart attack, you call a fucking paramedic. Yeah,
nobody's like call the cops. No, you you call somebody
who knows what to do in that situation. Right, It's like, Oh,
this person is in distress and needs help. That's not

(51:33):
the cops. That's another number you call you and that's
a medical emergency. You're like, I don't want you to
like pick this guy up off the street and put
him in jail or like steal his ship. I want
you to help him, you know. And cops are like,
people are asking us to help in all these kinds
of situations, and they're fucking right, Like, nobody should be
asking cops to deal with every single problem that exists

(51:54):
in a in a city of people. Yeah, just give
these badges to these social workers because those are the
people who need to be And you think about even
in l a county, like how horribly understaffed we are
if we even wanted to do something like that. It
was something like there's only there's like less than twenty
people professionals who are dealt with some kind of like
crisis intervention sort of outreach in the county. Just like

(52:16):
in the seventies. They didn't have anybody to do this,
and so they trained people. That's how you get those people.
And so yeah, yeah, we just got to like it's
like okay, so let's do the new thing around me, Like, well,
how do we fix the shitty thing? It's like no, no no, no, See,
this is the part of the evolution where we realized
that thing is that's a rap. And you know who,
you know who was pissed when the paramedics first started

(52:36):
doing a really good job at this the police there
there were rumors going around that the paramedics were actually
like dealing drugs out of the ambulances and course, and
then a racist mayor came in and fired all of
the paramedics. And fortunately it was such a monstrous success
that like that didn't totally work, and it also spread

(52:59):
beyond Pittsburgh, but obviously it was it wasn't just like
a Disney movie where everybody succeeds and people are like,
you know, we can all work together. There was all
sorts of institutional corruption and bullshit. Um, but that's talking
talking shit about paramedics. How petty you are, Like, I

(53:21):
think that's what That's what y'all sound like. Everyone who's
like a ball who needs to a ball? Please, that's
what you fucking sound like. Paramedics is also a dope name.
So whatever these positions are that we're gonna invent to
replace police, we have to come up with like dope
names that make them sound like they parachute into a
fucking like crisis. And just I think we should give
them parachutes to I think everyone should receive parachute training

(53:44):
from the government free of charge at the library. There
should be like a field outside where you learn how
to parachute. That's the other etymology of that is because parachute.
All right. And finally, we do want to know, you
guys about a hero local hero. No, not not really,

(54:05):
but uh a guy who pulled off the p P
P scam too. Just uh we were saying mask off
before in respect to Louis Golmert, and uh, this guy
was a little bit mask off, a little too mask
off when it came to the funk are you going
down with his p P P loan? The p P
P loans already has just been funck fest, you know

(54:28):
what I mean, Whether it's people who fucking don't deserve it? No, no, no, Miles,
that makes it sound cool? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, alright,
let's well, but opinion that one for now. Bullshit fist anyway,
you know, because usually it's like who don't deserve it? Right,
people who don't deserve it, or like actual small business
owners being left in the cold saying like what the

(54:51):
funk was that you just hooked up a bunch of
people who didn't need money? Um, but that only you know,
with a program like that, of course you're gonna find
opportunistic fraud stirs. And David Hines of Miami was inspired
by what he was seeing the people in the one
percent doing, said fuck it, maybe I'll just lie to
and act like I need money and I'll get I'll
buy stuff I don't need. So uh he basically he's

(55:13):
being charged with, you know, fraudulently obtaining three point nine
million dollars in p p P loans. This is how
apparently it was easy enough that this man just had
to forge some documents uh and say that he was
applying to like a bank on behalf of all these
different companies, and first he was trying to get thirteen
and a half million, and they're like, no, we can sorry, sir,

(55:35):
we can only give you three point nine. This man
immediately turned around and bought a twenty Lamborghini Hurrican uh,
and then went on a shopping spree like at all
these like luxury retailers in Miami, and then like they
then they caught him, seized all this ship. But in
my mind when I look at it, I'm like, see,
this is kind of like, what's funny because even it's

(55:55):
not just like a rich person thing. It's just like
how we are showing examples how to make money. It's
sort of like yo, man, find like a little hustle
and then like that thing. So it's just funny. I'm like, yeah,
So in this in this way, David Hynes was just
really merely acting in the same way that people in
these upper classes are. Yeah, I mean, how are how
is any young person supposed to be held accountable for

(56:20):
scamming when they look who the president is, like, look who?
Well then just the nature of how businesses operate and
the people's relationship with their own labor to their employers,
like everyone, it just feels like a fucking bumm deal.
So when you have that, you're like, why the funk
am I? Nobody's unplayed by the rules anymore. There are

(56:41):
no fucking rules. Everybody's being mistreated and even like in
a way, sorry, you're like, you know, coronavirus. They act like,
you know, like fortunately, they act like the Constitution doesn't
exist or it's not a real thing. So are these politicians.
So you know, at every level, it's like what what
is sacred anymore? And it almost feels like most of
the time people just have their own humanity and their

(57:01):
own personal relationships to feel like, okay, I can do
right in this situation out there can be very dark
and not understanding and sympathetic, but yeah, but this is
but these are the messages we see that from the
top down, So of course people are gonna start doing
their own ship and taking advantage of this. It's just
there's I think, just the next thing going to keep
an eye on are there's a lot of talk about

(57:23):
some of the tax breaks and stuff that are going
to be cut into the next potential relief financial relief bill,
hopefully if the GOP can figure out if they're willing
to help needy people, which seems to be the big
hold up right now. But there's a lot of people
on the even Democrats, who are supporting this thing that
if you really look at it, a lot of tax
people are like, dude, you're you're finding a way to

(57:45):
give like a hundred billion dollars away, like if people
do their taxes sneakily, So yeah, why the like at
every even the people that you have voted office, you're like, oh,
y'all are helping with that too, So what do I
what are the rules anymore? And it's giving a hundred
billion dollars away to people who don't need it, just
people who are able to pay somebody enough to tell

(58:06):
them about the loophole in the tax code or whatever. Um. Yeah,
And by the way, I don't want to let David
Hines twenty nine of Miami totally off the off the hook.
He's very evidently a piece of ship and was was
cited last Thursday. Uh, he was got a one dollar
ticket for not wearing his mask well while tearing us

(58:29):
around Miami and his lamb. Yeah well, sorry, June. It
has been a pleasure having you on the daily Zeitgeist.
Where can people find you and follow you? You can
follow my comedy show High Priestess at hy Priestese Comedy
on Instagram. You can go to my website heysar June
dot com. Like at might start a newsletter, I don't know,

(58:51):
might get crazy, but um, the stuff stuffs on the
I funk around and start us up. Stack baby, everyone's
doing it. It it's a very it's I hate not performing,
but I also hate performing over zoom, so um, you
know it sucks. I I really hope everyone is doing
okay in pandemic and that we can get a vaccine soon. Um.

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And is there a tweet or some other work of
social media you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, um, there's a
tweet by at you girls. I don't know who this
person is, but I really enjoyed this tweet. Um, every
eighteen seconds a person tests positive for COVID nineteen. This
is that man. And then there's a picture of hyerbul cnaro.

(59:40):
I've been thinking about it NonStop. Um. Also, before I
log off the cast, um, I just want to say,
during one of the breaks, UM, three of my roosters
were collected by a man who I thought was going
to slaughter them. But it turns out they're going to
a very nice farm, um, and they will have a
lot of a lot of room. It's like us, I know,

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you know he's gonna send me pictures and rub it
on his gums, right, and just yeah, yeah, and yeah.
I was upset because you know, they were kind of
scared and um, you know, I didn't just didn't want
them to be scared to suffer. And he was like,
oh no, we have like all this acreage and I

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was like, oh that's so nice. So um too filled
with discarded chicken corpses that they didn't ze gang this
delicious batter that one of the chickens was Julian. Somebody
asked for a chicken to be named Julian and so
and so it was and that was going to a

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very nice farm. Yeah. Same with that one problem dog
we had when I was eight. Yes, uh miles, where
can people find you? What the tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter? Instagram?
Uh Miles, of gray. Also my other podcast for twenty
Day Fiance, where just you know, take a break talk
about some reality TV, specifically ninety day Fiance. Uh. A

(01:01:06):
few tweets I like. Uh. First one is from at
Emily Gorsenskate says, Hey Portland port protesters, you're all very,
very brave, and there's something you need to do over
the next week's months and years. Do cancer screenings and
keep secure records. Um. Yeah, I can only imagine what
being out there for sixty days straight may happen and
what kind of chemicals that they were in the presence of.
But that is eerie and something. Yeah. Also another one

(01:01:30):
from at evan Jake Hessler says, the good thing is
after the Secret Police takes one of your friends, you
can go home, crack open a beer and watch a
totally normal baseball game with cardboard cutouts in the stands
and take crowds. And another one is from at Soda
Mom twenty three. She says, you're gonna send your kid
to school with the paw Patrol mask and he's gonna
come home with the Spider Man mask because he made

(01:01:52):
a trade at lunch. Whole school will be shut down
the next day. Yes that I can only imagine the
mask trading economy between children, and honestly, whoever wrote that
put them put them in charge of public policy, right exactly.
They're like, that's that's the new Betsy Divas is at
Soda Mom twenty three. Thank you Soda Mom, Thank you.

(01:02:13):
We salute an American hero. A couple of tweets I've
been enjoying. Uh that that reis philbin uh who wants
to be a millionaire clip where the guy wins the
million dollars for the first time and is like, I'd
like to call my parents and then he's like, I
don't need your help. I just I know the answer,

(01:02:33):
and I wanted to tell you that I'm about to
win a million dollars and then gives the answer. Uh.
Alex Sedelman summed up my thoughts and he said, if
the question was what is your own first name? I
still wouldn't have the balls to do this. It's just
like the most I don't know confident thing anybody Jack,
if it was something to do with Jaws, would really

(01:02:56):
question the question is which of these U S presidents
up here on the television series laughing like Richard Nixon. Yeah,
but you know what, I bet that episode of laughing
together because then I was like, wait, what's your face?
Goldie Han was a comedian, Like I had no idea

(01:03:17):
until like I knew what the laughing was on the
Holy Ship. Bro all my ignorant old TV is crazy. Um.
And then Chris sharpened sharp and Tier tweeted tweeter, I'll
tell you this much, between my mask, sunglasses and wireless headphones,
I've never asked more of my ears, and my ears

(01:03:37):
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song right out on my are we riding out on
to day? Oh? We were going out on the artist
seventy nine point five, um, which is really uh, it's
just it's singer songwriter Kate Madison. But this like the
whole this whole album that she has out, Um, it's

(01:04:17):
not I don't think I don't know how I think
you want two years ago, it's called Prediction. It just
has like this really great low fi like it just
feels like a really solid small three to four piece
band playing in the living room with just you know,
sort of these ideas that are going like across ages
and genres um. And so this track is called Sisters
Unarmed and it's just a dope track. Man. It's gonna

(01:04:40):
get your toe tap and put some honey in your
hips and just enjoy that as we just got a
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talk to bye, I'm not afraid about you say, Oh so, bitch,

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it's a bit far, how bad? I'm sad, I'm hold
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