Detlef Schtrendf 4/30: Brian Kemp, Disneyland, Lady Gaga, NBA, SNL

On this edition of Detlef Schtrendf Jack and Miles discuss , Brian Kemp's visit to the Texas-Mexico border, Disneyland reopening, a break in the Lady Gaga dognapping case, NBA news, and SNL getting Musk-y.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Debt
Lift trend Uh like debt left Shrimp, but with buried
in there? Is there anyone who else's name sounds like
debt Lift shremp. I don't know, I don't I don't
know if I know another debt Lift. Yeah, debt Lift
is also a heavy name. Yeah, debt Lift. It's like

(00:24):
dead lift. There you go. Yeah, so we got we
got to the bottom of that. There we got out.
A lot of people named debt Lift in Germany. I'm
I'm Jack, you're miles. Almost got that backwards there. This
is some things that are trending. Uh, rio grand why

(00:44):
is that trending? Brian Kemp Brian Kemp did a like
a boat river boat border tour just to check on
the border of Texas as the governor of Georgia. M
m mmm uh, just assess things down there. So a
lot of people like, what the funk are you doing
over there? Full like you're focus on the state and

(01:07):
I mean or maybe don't focus on this, please, that's
not your lane. And he cross over that border and
stay in Mexico for the rest of your life or whatever.
You guys, just get the funk out. But I think
I think a lot of people also like, oh, you're
this is some some presidential type tradecraft, you know what
I mean, like having to do now, you know, I

(01:29):
got to talk about national things now because it's not
just bad enough. I'm locally trying to suck it up.
So yeah, And if people are wondering, yes, we did
get to debt lift shrimp from Brian Kemp being having
the same last name as Sean. Yes, exactly because Brian,
our engineer misheard Brian Camp to be Seawan Kemp. And

(01:49):
then I said, what if san Sean Camps trying for
president with debt lift shrimp in four camp shrimp? And
that is an inside look at was his tourist bar
y'all from the that's actually just subjected it to you,
so so sorry. Yeah, Disneyland is trending. Uh we're back

(02:10):
baby finally And I am recording this from inside, sir?
Are you recording that? Yeah? This one more second? What's
your thing? I like to record podcasts in the Didney
Disneyland bathrooms. There's that dude who made a movie inside Disneyland.

(02:32):
Was it Disneyland? Yeah, one of them. But it was
like all cell phone right, yeah, I'll cell phone and
being followed around by Disney security. Yeah, I don't need that.
That already happens. Do not need that? Ship are people
are psyched? Look if your whole motherfucking personality is Disneyland,
then yeah, go the funk off. Cool. Yeah, I love

(02:56):
I love that y'all are happy because you know it's weird.
I know, and we all have these people in our lives. Yeah,
you know it's weird because it's not like cops are
like the cops, I know, like they're bullshit, Like like
I remember my friend's older brother was a cop. I
looked him up. A dud was a piece of ship
that was like the one person I had in my mind.
I'm like, well, maybe my friend's older brother And I
was like, nope. People, I'm like, nah, man, I know

(03:20):
good AP holders. I also know some weird ones too,
but I know good AP holders. But yeah, I was
a little bit upset to see some people who like
go fully immersed into the Disneyland world, like whoo, who
were like just we're back. Yeah, because you know, I
keep a menagerie of interesting personalities like social media because

(03:43):
I don't I like to look at how everybody gets
down and yeah, I was just a little cringe e
seeing how some people were like silent over so many
other things. But again, social media is and where you're
going to figure out who you are, but I figure
out what you like to talk about. Disney Land. Yeah,
and it's it seems like it's sold up for a while.

(04:03):
Because my four year old soon to be five tomorrow
turning five shoutout to Ramsey, was asking us if if
we're ever gonna go to Disneyland, and we're like, I
don't think so you do that stressed out parent answer like, oh,
so you're gonna go online and and find out way
to get those things because you want to write the

(04:26):
software the books that immediately the second ticket opens up. Okay,
so you're gonna talk to Bob Iger mhm, because that's
the only way we're getting in. Yeah, Bob Iger is there.
It's funny to watch like these like like masked and
like doing elbow bumps with people. Uh yeah, me and
Bob are not on good terms right now. The one

(04:47):
thing though, I do want to eat is just it
doesn't even have to be from Disneyland. But I love
just a sour dough bread bull I used to get
that ship down but in the French Quarter area. Yeah,
Lady Gaga is trending? Is her dog nappers have been arrested.
I feel like the headline I got was that it
was like five people part of this operation, and then

(05:10):
the reality when you look at the details, are that
it was like two people who were trying to like,
you know, sell I guess her particular type of dog
is very valuable on the uh dog napping market, the
dog web, uh, and one of them went berserk or

(05:31):
when it when the robbery was happening, and you know,
shot the dog walker like a bunch of times. Uh.
So that person really seems like the main criminal, and
everyone else just seems like they were like, oh shit,
like what what are we gonna do? This person who
were in business with her, who like it's that person's

(05:52):
dad I think, and that person's dad's significant other are
two of the people they were just like trying to get.
But I thought it was something they thought would be
just a run of the mill stick up right. And
then someone in the crew didn't stick to the script,
went Mr Blonde on him and started letting the shots fly. Wow. Yeah,

(06:14):
But I mean act like it was like it's just
it's like a lot of crime where we picture it,
especially based on like the movies and TV shows we've seen,
we picture it as like this like planned out operation.
It's just always so messy, so fucked up, right m Um, yeah, man,
I mean it's just desperation, you know. Speaking of desperation,

(06:39):
Lebron James might be coming back to save the Lakers
as uh. He is either coming back tonight. He's going
to test his high ankle sprain that has been the
longest he's been away from the court in his career. Um,
so he's gonna test at game time tonight. If it

(06:59):
doesn't feel good, then they think he'll definitely be back
on Sunday. Um, but I would say just you know,
but don't don't whenever you want, just come back when
when you're good and ready, you don't have to play
the season. You just take a big break, take a
big break for all the other two, big old break.
Let some Um, I mean cool. I don't know what

(07:24):
to look is. I hope Lebron James can help the
Lakers right now. The chemistry is very hard to recreate,
as many people have noticed, but I think that's the
difference between being in the bubble and whatever. This version
of the season is too, has a d fully come back.
I feel like he was back in name only. No,
I mean you didn't see really hotchi Mura fucking give

(07:45):
him the work yoke on him. Oh my god, I
was It was like watching my parents fight. I loved it,
but ultimately I picked my mom. I was like, oh,
ship like that, do them really should this motherfucker? What
the funk you can do? Um? So, big week for
Blazons between that and yask, I mean, this is it.

(08:08):
It's a big week. But yeah, I don't know. I mean,
it's gonna take a second, and I uh, you know,
we'll just keep We'll keep on watching. Shout out to
the Nuggets fan. That's like, when are you talking about Joy? Okay,
we will I don't look, I look this is I
don't know if you realize it's for two old timers
to just lab He's definitely an original yoga just like

(08:29):
one of those people who while you're watching him, you're like, well,
we've never seen this before, and he's the one of
He's one of those players you hate but want on
your team. Yeah, I'm like, fun this guy, But what
I say, I don't want it on a team. Hell
though I like this. I like this sort of asymmetric
warfare that he's playing on people. Yeah, his passing is amazing.

(08:50):
His shot is even weird. Look like his shot goes
so high it's wild. Yeah, but you see that Steph thing.
This is going to piss the Nuggets fan off. Sorry
to move on to a team that isn't nearly as
good astors. But did you see that pass from Draymond
to Steph where like he threw step open. Yeah, he
wasn't paying attention, got the ball like realized the puzzles

(09:13):
coming as it reached him, and then shot it and
turned away before it went in. Like just yeah, uh,
next level. That's And finally, Elon Musk is trending it
is uh the weekend that he will be hosting snl

(09:33):
um snl is saying it still happening baby. Uh you
know cast members that this is mostly being covered by
the New York Post because they want to be like
Trouble in Paradise, The libs are really mad. Uh, but
the head a thing. So Elon Musk tweeted, Uh, I

(09:57):
think some of those like let's see how live Saturday
Night Live really is? And uh the great bow and Yang,
who uh the New York Post referred to as SNL
quipster bo and Yang, which just made me sick to
my stomach for some reason. But uh said what the

(10:18):
fund does this even mean? Which I really liked that response.
So people like are starting to get the idea that like,
not everybody's super excited to have uh this you know,
just monstrous capitalism engine on the on the show hosting
the show just because he has a lot of money.

(10:41):
The most direct shot though, because a lot of people
like Adi Bryant was like retweeting some stuff about like
obscene wealth from Bernie Sanders, one of the writers that
says only CEO I want to do a sketch with
is share EO Terry Uh shout out, Yeah, I don't

(11:02):
know what. I'm curious to know what happens because I
know that's like if they don't want to, they don't
have to. But then like fires people for nothing, man
compassionate people in entertainment, you know, he fired Jenny Slate
for saying fuck accidentally on the show one time, like

(11:22):
her rookie year. They fired her, which was clearly a
good call because she went on to do nothing totally
just completely become her own brand, right right. Um, But yeah,
this I just I don't trust it because he tends to,
you know, make make them pretty wild and like shrewd,

(11:43):
cutthroat decisions. But it's like always in the off season
when really no one's really paying attention, and the the
announcement happens along like the new cast members being added
to the cast, so it's unceremonious, and I don't know
I would be. I don't think it's fair for them
to like just say through a spokesperson that like, oh,

(12:05):
they don't have to like if if any cast member
shows up on the on the show with Elon Musk, like,
I'm not gonna take it as them giving their approval
to Elon Musk. I'm just gonna take it as like
uh SNL being a toxic as workplace, where like, yeah,
why is the episode so good? That would be god

(12:29):
so funny. He was the blunt that was so funny
and then he brought his baby out and it was
like it's x A I X I I. I mean
that is really funny stuff. Do you write? Have you
are you pitching jokes to them right now? Man, I'm
trying to work with iconic events. More on that, Yeah,
more on that later. Uh we should we got our

(12:51):
I p O will be on Monday in terms of yeah,
us just I p O ing a idea that for
a company that some else had, but we should be
doing instead of them. Anyways, your your little boy's gonna
be ringing the dinner bell at the New York Stock Exchange. Ah,
that is always like the joy that that brings. Uh,

(13:14):
these like middle aged ceo s to ring that bell.
It's always funny when you see people get wrangled into
having to be on that day. Is like they have
like those icons like yeah, because you know it's such
a pr thing too, but yeah, I don't know, Like
I guess that's like the like winning a Formula one
race for like an old Bloomer capitalist is like being

(13:38):
up there in the New York Stock and Change like, hey, hey, hey,
I'm ringing the bell. Maybe I can't think of like
a worse thing than that tradition, but honestly, there tune
into Bloomberg on Monday, Jack and alright, that is gonna

(14:02):
do it for this week. Another one in the books.
We are back on Monday with the whole last episode
of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
be kind to yourselves, wear a mask, don't do nothing
about white supremacy. We'll talk to you all on Monday.
Bye bye,