January 12, 2022 • 64 mins
In episode 1062, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, actor, podcaster and host of Natch Beaut Jackie Johnson to discuss The Vaccine Police guy has a way to unfuck yourself from the COVID…, Speaking of vaccinations…Quebec launches genius plan to increase rates, Pink And Gen Z Yellow Give Way To Something Something Purple...? and more!
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- Speaking of vaccinations…Quebec launches genius plan to increase rates
- Pink And Gen Z Yellow Give Way To Something Something Purple...?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two, nineteen, episode
three of Their Daily Guys, a production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness. It's Wednesday, January twelve two, which
of course means that it is national kiss a Ginger Day.
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That that seems offensive to with consent. I don't know
if they don't know if they say with consent, but
they it's just it's very aggressive. It's like, hey man,
kiss a Ginger Day? That feels Do gingers refer to
themselves as such? Is that a? Is that an okay term?
I mean, look, I think we can expand expand upon
that maybe a little later show. But yeah, yo, you
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know what's wild? Oh here it is kissing ginger Let
me just let me just read you what they say.
They're encouraged to find their favorite red head and give
them a pack created to support a more positive spin
than its counterpart. Wait, what's its counterpart? Was like punch
of Ginger Day or some shi Yeah, what the fux?
(01:05):
I do not? Who whose day is this? Who came
up with this? You know, it's a bunch of dumb,
weird people who just submit and then they get on
there and we always say this one's by Derek Forgi
who found it in two thousand nine. Like even the
Irish know that you're not supposed to be like I'm
gonna kiss you, I'm Irish. It's kissing me. I'm I
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it's inviting, You're you're offering consent. You're not just going
up and kissing somebody without talking to them about it.
This is this seems wildly deeply misguided. This, guys, and
it's from me. He's an actor, Okay, he's got I
searched his name like it's a wizard or something. Ginger
actor born in seventy seven from North Bay, Ontario, Canada.
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Uh well, why's my name? Is Jack O'Brien akh the
Jackie Oh, who's actually glamorous and I'm thrilled to be
joined as all he's buy my co host Mr Miles
Grab see Mike Stipee all the time, Mikey all the time,
Stipe all the time. I see Mike stipe all the time,
(02:13):
Mikey all the time, Mike Stipee all the time. Because
I'm pretty sure I do see him at that Trader
Joe's next time I see him I'm just gonna straight
up be like, Yo, man, you Mike SciTE shout out
to Sam on these discord for that wonderful party all
the time. Yeah. I think if you call him Mike Stipe,
(02:34):
he'll he'll be endeared to you, like and I'm doing
like with that, Like, Hey, Mike, Mike, dude, we went
to high school together. You're on the football team. Hey
you all right? Well, Miles, enough enough bullshit, because we
are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
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new inductee to the five Timers Club. Timers. She's wearing
her jack backet. She is a brilliantly talented comedian actor
who you can hear on her podcast, Natch Beaute, which
is the number one beauty podcast on iTunes at various times,
but permanently the number one beauty podcast in the estimation
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of People with Taste Who Matter. You also heard her
on Vultures number one best podcast, The ad Cast. You've
seen her in Comedy Bank Bank, Drunk History, Andrew Tribeca,
You're the Worst, and in Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice.
Please welcome the two times Emmy Award winner Jackie Motherfucking
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Johnson a little daily site. Guys, send my life, a
little bit eye heart by my side, a little bit
of Miles is all I need, a little shout out
to her majesty, a little Jack O'Bryant in the sun,
a little Anna Hosny all night long, a little bit
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of Jackie j Herera. I am officially in the DC
fan Wow. Okay, bless up, wow. Thank you for those references.
And just to get your temperature on a kissing ginger day,
what's what's your thoughts on that? Well, I am a
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bottled ginger. I've been coloring my hair red since I
was thirteen years old, So full disclosure getting out there. Yeah.
So whether or not I apply to this, I'm not
necessarily but I saw you were. You were doing a
little contemplating as you heard us to go through this
idea of just kiss this person who has color this
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color hair day. It's definitely not okay, Yeah, it's definitely
not okay. Everybody proceeds with caution today kiss this person
who have just given a very derogatory nickname. It's like, okay,
so very well meaning, and you seem to regard me
as a human being with their own agency. So thank
you why not instead we kiss a ginger candy. There
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you go, because there's a lot of ginger candies out there,
and some people find ginger delightful. It's great for your digestion,
good for the stomach. Yeah, you know, you know how
Americans are out here a good ginger candy, though, ginger
choose just yeah, the spicy ginger choose to keep them
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in the back, in the back seat at the car
because we got a lot of motion sickness in the family.
So ship okay, it's like a little quick stomach settler. Yeah.
And they're if you get bored or if you're like
wire driving. Back to this guy though, and I hate
to keep harping on this man, but is what was
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there like a day that's like national like funk up
a ginger Day or something, because it's like it keeps
referencing like it's a counterpoint to something that would encourage bullying.
I think of the UK, maybe like there is a
known like that's a meme at the very least that
got it, got it, got it, like funk with gingers. Yeah,
and this dude kind of looks like a guy who
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would be like, well, it's kiss a ginger Day, huh so,
and maybe give me a smooth maybe his his IMDb thing.
He was in an episode of The Hills in two
thousand eight in a in a background performance role as
warm up comedian. Oh no, it's not even that. Oh
(06:34):
my god, Okay, it's it's not even that. It's the
after show he does after show, like live show warm
he's a warm up comedian. Like all his imdbat stuff
is all warm up comedian stuff. Okay, Hey, that's a
nice gig if you can get it. Yeah. I mean
usually it's like a very successful comedian who's doing that
a lot of the time, at least at like I
don't know, it's like, oh, it's like a friend of
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Jimmy is a good friend of that conn. Yeah, he's
just like one of the and just goes up there
without material and it's just naturally funny. I want to
be a warm up comic. I would kill it that job.
Somebody called me up. Yeah, especially Hills, a hilarious show
like The Hills, with the pure energy of excitement. I
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would have a combo of both. Okay, you definitely have
to be comfortable doing the crowd work and working spontaneously
but you also have to have some material ready to go,
because sometimes they go to, yeah, you have to person
who was who when they see that stretch it out
(07:46):
hand gesture instead of like going into a fucking blind panic. Yes,
get to be up here a little bit longer. I
could just do parody songs for an hour, right right?
That all number five parodies. I can just do daily
that guy's appearance, number five. There you go. Super producer Becca,
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in addition to saying your song was so cute, said
that the internet laure of around gingers that they don't
have souls, which has spiral to Gingers being the subgroup
of white people that are bullied according to Know Your Me,
And wasn't that like in South Park or some sh it? Yeah,
I think that's right. Yeah whatever. Alright, Jackie, we're going
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to get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. There's a lot to catch up with you on.
But before we do any of that, let's tell the
listeners a couple of things we're talking about. The vaccine
police guy is a person we have to know about now,
and so we'll check in with him because he has
a way to unfunk yourself from COVID that is pretty
(08:54):
naturally naturally using using your own bodies products is something
that you can check this. We gotta clip for you. You
You gotta yea, yeah, you gotta hear from the experts, folks.
Quebec launched a plan to increase vaccination rates. That is
pretty genius. So we'll talk about that. We will talk
about the new color. So people are saying, Okay, you've
(09:17):
heard of millennial pick, and you've heard of gen Z yellow,
but have you heard of something something purple. They're claiming
this new, this purple, this dusty purple, is the new color.
So we're gonna talk about that. I am especially interested
in talking to you Jackie about this, and we might
talk about the right's latest COVID miracle, cure viagra, all
(09:41):
of that plenty more. But first Jackie, we do like
to ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
The SNeW? Do you know what a SNeW is? Is
that from Dr SEUs? I was going to guess the
h No, it is a very expensive baby bassinet. Oh
(10:04):
I know that. Yeah? Yeah? Do I get a snow?
Do I not get a snow? Yeah? I think Yeah,
I've seen this ship and I'm like, oh, that's a
very minimal looking baby bass in a Yeah. I mean
(10:24):
with the price point like that, it should be called
as in. Yeah, absolutely definitely needs a fancy name. What
is it? What is it about this? So I'm honestly
still trying to figure it out. But basically the baby,
you put the baby in it. You put it in
like a little straight jackety kind of thing, and then
once the baby cries, it hears the cries and moves
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to soothe the baby depending on how it's crying, and
it can make your baby sleep. But then some people
say it's the worst my baby hated it, you know,
and some people like it changed my life. I don't know,
do I get it? Do I not? Do I get it?
I'm pregnant, by the way, I'm not just trying to
buy Fasten that for myself. Absolutely congratulations. Just to clarify,
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all of my answers are gonna have to do with pregnancy. Unfortunately,
That's really what I got going on right now. Yeah.
The good news is like you can always find this
ship on like eBay or like the marketplace is hot
with snooze because babies out grow them after a few months.
Very quickly you get to offer up maybe for like
half off maybe, and it does seem like it has
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some structural integrity, so it's not like you're buying something
that's gonna like crumble in on. All the baby shit
is expensive. I was looking at strollers and I'm so
stressed out. I'm like, I'll just carry that, motherfucker. I'm
not paying that. Yeah, let's talk off line about strollers.
I'm okay, I might have something for you, Okay, but yeah,
my like my experience two babies later is that like
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a lot of the like really expensive ship it. If
you just like hunt around on Craigslist or just ask
around for people to like put feelers out to friends
of friends who they know just had kids, you usually
like get something at least on loan for zero dollars. Yeah,
like zero certainly beat Yeah, I don't. I don't think
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we ever had the snoop. But like, honestly, the fact
that I don't, like I know that we talked about
this my wife and I and I don't remember ever
getting it, but like I don't remember ship about the
early days. It's like such a blur because you're so
sleep deprived, you're so just like, I don't know, your
brain is flooded with just like blackout chemicals. Just like yeah,
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I can remember it's you're like, yeah, it's like no,
you you put a milk crate on a tread man. Yeah.
But and like the best stroller, the stroller that we
like got the most use out of was a very
cheap one that was just like really easy to fold
up and unfold. And the really expensive one that we
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ended up spending money on was we never used because
it was just like big and bulky and you never
fuck used it. So yeah, but man, it's exciting times,
it's super exciting. I just like I look back at
like a picture I saw myself as a baby in
the stroller. I'm like, yo, that ship probably was so dangerous,
considering how every time, like in my mind, I'm like, man,
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they're always just it's just getting fancier. But it's like, no,
we're actually iterating, because ship was probably killing children for
even remember being in a car seat. Ever, I don't
have no recollection of that. I the second I like
I was able to form memories, I was not in
a car seat. I was trapped in the back of
a laundry basket. Or something right right right right, yamazing
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how much we Uh, that's what the that's what the
back part of the station wagon was for, to just
like throw the kids back down there and you just
slide around multip laundry baskets. Yeah, go fast into the turn,
go fast turn. Yeah. Hey we all survived, Yeah exactly.
We were off Mike talking about scans and one one
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of the best things that we ever spent money on,
it's not very expensive, is like you can go to
places that will give you like a hyper like detailed
scan of your baby's face like towards the end and
like you can see your baby's face like before like
a month before you give birth. That I need to
do that because if I need to start saving up
(14:34):
for rhino plasts. Yeah, well that's what we did. We're like, okay,
so we're just gonna nip this in the bud. When
we're in the hospital, We're gonna you know, knock out
a couple like ticks and talk some lift. Let's let's
put a pin in that camcoon trip. Looking at the
child's profile, I think there's money better spend here, yo.
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But yeah, there's so much, so much bullshit to spend
money on. But you will get I'm overwhelmed with this registry.
I don't know what to do. Every time I try
to open it, I get anxiety. Mm hmm. You will
get so good at the straight jacket thing, the swaddling.
It's like that that I gotta take a swaddle class.
I don't know. Yeah, I mean it's pretty like once
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you once you figure it out, you get it down,
you have your own style. It's that was actually one
of the things I remember actually taking a little finesse.
Little finesse. Oh, like looking at other people's swaddle game
and like, oh my god, them sides are too talk
enough in the front there. Yeah. Yeah, it's like other
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people can roll a joint with one hand. I can
swaddle two babies at the same time. You've got a
road show. Hey man, we rolled up. I'll do it.
You want your baby rolled up? Saddle? There you go, Jackie.
What is something you think is overrated? I right now
think that unsolicited advice is overrated because once you say
you're pregnant. I've gotten more emails and messages from strangers
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telling me all kinds of crazy ship that I don't
need to know about. I got an email from a
woman saying, my asshole ripped. You need to start eating fiber,
And I'm like, who are you? Like, why are you
telling me that I don't need to hear your trauma.
I'm sorry that happened to you, but I don't need
that right now at asshole safe here, just trying to
help you, Okay, Oh man, it's rough out there. I
(16:27):
don't I love y'all, but I don't need your help.
I have enough of Jack. I have all these other
people in while life, people have kids that are right here.
I don't need your damn advice. And I'll just say
right now that you probably shouldn't listen to me either.
You know, we in addition to getting like you know,
our bastin is off of Craigslist, we also got a
lot of babysitters off Craigslist that didn't work out. Now
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that's a risk. Yeah, you gotta get a word amount referral.
If I had a kid, is gonna be sight gang.
I'm like, my d m up, watch my child was
very trust y'all. Yeah. No, yeah, people don't need to
but it's also yeah, I I feel for the people
(17:08):
who just like are desperate to tell you about their
trauma because like they're clearly not getting it out somewhere else. Yeah,
that that is not the place to do it. Well, everybody, like, listen,
this is this is scary enough, like grawing a human
in your body. It's been wacky. Like I definitely underestimated
how wacky and weird and scary it is. I don't
need to know how horrible something what for you. It
(17:31):
doesn't help me right right right, yeah, I don't need
that right now. Doctors are bad at conveying the wackiness
of a given situation. There until you until you've had
a baby growing in you, or you've been you know,
with a partner. We want I really had no clue,
and I have a bunch of rest with kids. My
my sister, one of the close people in my life,
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has had two kids. But I'm nobody told me all
this crazy shit was gonna happen, though he told me
my team would be so sore. I can hardly eat
and like all this other crazies. Teeth oh yeah, my
teeth her so bad. I mean, all this weird ship happens,
the teeth sore and the feet expanding are related. I
can't deal with that. I have so much invested in
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my shoe collection that cannot happen to me. Yeah, because
after that you can't recover, you can. So I think
it's your body loosening up so that like it's like
holding on two bones less tight. Is the stupidest way
anyone's ever put it. So that like your feet, your
feet aren't like swelling, they're actually expanding because they're not
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like being held as tight by the things, because your
body is getting ready to have to like bend around
a baby coming out and welcome to this obstetrics podcast.
And that is based on you know, I have a
physician in the family. That fact right there is based
on a cracked article that I had back in my day.
(18:57):
So take everything I say with the complete grain of salt.
Nothing I say is backed by it cracked cracked his
bible in this house. Yeah, yeah, you asked the doctor.
You're like, um, but I need a differentiating diagnosis based
off this cracked article. You know, I like, how do
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you know what a differentiating diagnosis? But no, you're evoking cracked.
Yeah I'm smart, doctor, What what is something you think
is underrated? Sleeping on your back, which I can no
longer do. And Wow, what an adjustment it has been.
I didn't know that you couldn't sleep on your back
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once you hit a certain amount of weeks of pregnancy
because when you're letting flat, it can cut the baby's
air supply off. And I sleep on my back, and
a lot of beauty people know that you have to
train yourself to sleep on your back because if you
sleep on one side, it's going to slowly age one
of your size, of your face more. Oh so I'm
(20:00):
trying to keep gravity. I'm trying to keep proportionate. So
I've trained myself to sleep on my back and now
I can't. Holy shit, it's been rough. I will come
in all the night and be like, oh my god,
I'm gonna kill my baby. Like I wake up on
my back. It's really scary. My god, I'm telling you
it's scary doing this. Hold on, tell me about this
aging the gravity age in your face like a truck driver. Yeah,
(20:24):
nothing about your ship. Tell us more about so. Basically,
when you're asleep, if you're laying on one side, your
face is starting to go one direction. So if you
sleep on the same side every night, slowly but surely,
the gravity will start to change and one side of
your face is going to sag more than the other.
Look it up on cracked. Okay, look at let me
(20:45):
look at the starting to age one direction. And it's
not the hairy styles one. No, that's right. That makes
a lot of sense of what I look like like
for for the first thirteen hours of the day at
this point, and presumably fairly soon it'll be all of Also,
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depending on what you're using for your pillowcase, it can
suck the moisture out of your face too, so you
could cause one side of your face to have less
moisture than the other side. Your face could be dirtier
than the other side. That's why again, sleeping on your
back the next that issue. Damn, So how is my
I'm a back sleeper. I just ball up a dirty
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towel whatever, the one towel is that I'm using that month,
I just ball that up and sleep on that is that?
I don't think that's gonna be good? Yeah? All no,
next support, Yeah, what depends, because what I do is
whatever pants I'm wearing, I take those off and roll
them up and that's my pillow. Yeah, there you go.
Because the butt sweat actually acts as a natural moisturizer.
(21:50):
I think it or an astringent to clear up my
back back of the head acne. What you've been eating,
I don't know, to be honest, back of the at acne,
it's mostly tuna helper head back. Yeah, all right, well
let's take a quick break and we're gonna come back
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and talk about the vaccine police guy. Yeah, and we're back,
and Jackie, you have some recommendations of how people should
take care of themselves on your podcast Atrippute. There there's
(22:34):
a new sheriff in town, let's just say, for the
for the right, an absolute clown who goes by the
name Christopher Key, a k a. The vaccine police Guy,
and he goes around telling pharmacists they can be murdered
and yeah, he's got very strong opinions that are backed
by nothing. Yeah, but he also has his like, uh,
(22:57):
scientific ideas are also backed by nothing exactly. And he's
he comes up the vaccine police guy because he wears
a fucking badge and ship this is vaccine police. And
he's like, I'm gonna citizens arrest them. The governor of
Louisiana and you're like, no, you're not that's that's not
how citizens arrest works, and going up Walmarts and ship
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telling them, hey man, you can get executed for administering
these like life ending vaccines. And but like I'm like, bro,
you think of pharmacists that Walmart hasn't heard some ship
like this before and that's going to affect their day.
They've seen them. Yeah, they're like okay, keep it moving
full And like you're saying, prior to her, prior prior
to his vaccine policing, he was just your normal run
(23:41):
of the mill grifft, dabbling in all kinds of junk
science before getting to this point. Like most people we
see now, like who are heavy on this anti vac stuff,
they typically have a background and you know, nonsense science.
And before this, he was like he was on the
cover not there was a cover story on a sports
illustrated up like that was referencing him and how he
was selling athletes dear Antler velvet as a natural steroid.
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He's like, oh man, take this. It's like it's like
take a belt, go man. I remember Ray Lewis talking
about inhaling dear Antler spray before a Super Bowl and
people being like that can't be and it does nothing.
That's the thing. Even though he's like, yeah, man, this
is what happens when I get my dear antler spray.
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It's it's all just nonsense. So anyway, he was recently
filmed at this event, and I use that term very
loosely because it looks like he's like in a like
a gym coaches office and there's like three other people
like gasping at his claims. But nonetheless, he wants to
let people know I have a way to purify your
body if you get COVID and guess what, it even
(24:48):
works if you've had to, unfortunately be vaccinated. And I'm
just gonna let this play because this man is very
interesting to listen to and unfortunately for the listeners, you're
not able to see him, but we will be able
to see him because is he is. He is a
powerhouse of of a look, so very listen very closely
as he does a very dramatic reveal to his I
(25:08):
don't know, patience, I guess of how he's going to
be COVID. He's He starts off talking about how he's
just spoken to a man named Dr Group and he's
given him the inside scoop on where we're at, on
how we're gonna beat COVID. So here is uh Mr
vaccine Popo talking about how this is it, this is it,
We've we've come up with a solution any minute. Conversation
(25:31):
with him, and he told me that it's very possible, probable.
We have the antidote, okay, and the antidote is even
for those that have been vaccinated. And in the research
he's already sent me just blew me away and then
tear me a car. But hey, they tear me apart
all the time. And I've been practicing this for twenty
(25:51):
years and everybody's always says I'm very crazy. I am,
but I'm crazy like a fox. Okay, he guys, when
I tell you this, please, you know, take it with
a grain of salt, but go do the research, okay,
because this is gonna just be like, there's no way
but the antidote, and I'm gonna kill the credibility. But
what credibly gonna have anyway, So okay, right, the antidote
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that we've seen now and we have tons and tons
of research is you're in therapy, okay. And I know
to a lot of you a lot of you. This
sounds crazy, but guys, God's given us everything we need, okay,
and I'm gonna give you again. I test to prove
(26:34):
all things. Okay. So he goes on when people are like,
what are you? Are you saying we gotta drink our piss. Yeah,
that's what he's saying. Drink your peep and not someone else's.
Your own. Got to be your own brand, got it?
Because God, I mean I give you someone else's. Yeah,
I mean it's gotta be yours. It's gotta be yours. Um.
(26:56):
But yeah, this is he said. He's like, I've been
doing it for twenty three years and it's like, okay, wow,
So since well before COVID, he's just he just wanted
to drink his own peaky. His shirt is that Tesla?
I think it's Tesla, which is a Tesla? Yeah, there's
let me expand it really quickly. He's wearing for listeners.
(27:19):
He's wearing a blazer with a black neck T shirt
underneath that I believe has a picture of Test Test
on it. You've seen that. You've seen this, You've seen this.
We need Drew Tarber to reenact this. Yeah, right, that's
who I would cast is this guy. He looks like
(27:39):
he looks like John Calipari's like twin brother for any basketball.
He looks like he's soaked and pissed. He does look
like looks like someone piss on him this morning. Yeah,
saw that someone being himself, presensibly as he was trying
to himself. He's like, out of my hair again. Damn it. Well,
(28:02):
I gotta get to this symposium in a random office.
But yeah, this is I mean, his whole energy feels
like a parody of it stuff. I think that's why
you're like, I can see Drew Trvard doing this because
his voice. I just it's definitely a Harvard character. I don't.
I mean, I get that this is a way for
him to, you know, come out with a hot take,
you get more attention. But he are he already has
(28:22):
an audience like on telegram that like loves hearing his nonsense.
But this, I don't know who this is for, but
his energy is very like very cult leaders. Reminds me
of Marshall apple White in the End Days. The timeline
I just want to get the straight of his story
is that he has been drinking his own piss for
(28:44):
twenty five years and then COVID comes along and it happens,
his drinking his own piss happens to cure the global
pandemic that we're facing. But he before he was just
doing it because it was fun, for leisure, okay, and
(29:06):
for beauty purposes, because I mean, this guy is a looker.
He looks like he's great shape, doing great yeah, oh yeah.
And what the funny thing is he recorded that video
right after he was released from jail in a trespassing
charge in Birmingham, like a fox, like a drinking my
piss like a fox. Did y'all see the photos in
(29:29):
this article. There's one of him standing in front of
what looks like a two thousand Mustang. And I know
that because I used to drive that car. That was
like the teenage girl car of my high school era,
covered in just guns. And for me, if you want
to be a fake police, get a uniform. This just
looks like he ordered a shirt from like his local
embroidery shop and put a little vaccine police and insignia
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on there. I feel like he should have gone full
village people police, purple police, like I would have given
him from me a little bit more pred Here's another
one that's like a nice fancy polo that's his vaccine police.
But yeah, it's falling short of looking like official post.
That looks like a bike shirt. Is he wearing like
cool lots? I believe they're carpenter shorts? Oh is that
(30:17):
we called? And he appears to be wearing aqua socks
you know those shoes for when you get in the pond.
Hey man, standard issue vaccine police uniform. Okay, gotta have
your office socks and a very American gun in a
collisi of CoV I see after the side. Come on, man,
you American or what? Man? I can't confirm that that
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is a picture of Tesla, who would have loved this guy?
Because I just I can't look at him and not
think he smells like pet right not after that? And
he's like a there is like he he looks like
one of those people, you know, like people who look
clean and then they're stinky when you get close to him.
That's what he looks like. He he like it's like
one of the like a predatory flower or we're like, oh,
(31:00):
this might be something and it's like noxious once you
get within a certain like perimeter of him. I bet
that Mustang smells like piss. I bet that those guns
smell like pis those Awqua socks? Is there anything like
i'd be interested in because this is probably gonna take off?
I'm curious too. I'm sure somebody will do the history
(31:21):
of urine therapy, like amongst the wellness community, but is
as the host of a beauty podcast, America's Greatest beauty podcast,
is there a history like? Have you come up against
urine therapy as a thing? All I've ever heard is
that I believe it was ancient China, the servants would
(31:42):
drink the piss because the opium would still be in
the piece, so they could get high off of the
past of their of their you know, owners. Or that's
all I've ever heard about drinking piss is to get high. Yeah,
I don't. For me, he is your waste, so I
feel it is what your body is cleansing. Therefore, putting
(32:02):
it back in your body, I don't think would do anything.
I don't know. I'm not I'm not the COVID police
or the vaccine police, so I don't know. You're not
the urine police. Yeah, yes, I think that seems that
way because you've been very watched by the mainstream media.
But yes, the number one search when you do you're
in therapy, the auto complete is for hair, and so
(32:26):
you're in therapy for hair. And then the number one
article is the February from Beauty Glimpse dot com and
the title is You're in therapy may promote promote hair growth,
Ben itedicts and risks, so they have a type in
the title. So when you're headline Bennett's Ben it did
(32:46):
some risks real bennetted Arnold right there that man, Wait,
so you gotta do you can drink your pin, grow
your hair, I'm your I or at the shot speaking
of worth the shot. Yeah. Quebec has a seemingly pretty
(33:08):
successful approach to getting people to get vaccinated, and it's
not telling them that the other option is drinking your
own piss. Yeah, it's actually I mean, vaccine rates there
aren't bad, right, yeah, roughly like when okay, so, but
on their way to this mandate going out, they are
very in the high seventies. But the health minister was
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like looking at like man, like half of the cases
are from like this little sliver of people who are unvaccinated.
Like when we go into icy you like half of
the beds are taken up by a minority, like a
small number of anti vax or people who are just
the ones needing the most medical care. So they needed
to combat this somehow because obviously I think, just like
(33:51):
here you have people who go on the facebooks and
have suddenly downloaded the intelligence and experience of a doctor
like it's a shitty matrix, and have now been able
to empower themselves so their own terrible decision making. So
their whole thing was, we need to figure out how
we can how we can tighten the rules. So we
were really incentivizing and honestly making it much more difficult
(34:15):
for these people because the health minister said, we have
to protect the population from these people, like just unequivocally,
it was like these people who believe that they don't
need these like these inoculations, they're the ones going to
the hospital. They're potentially getting other people sick, so we
need to do something about that. So what did they do.
They said, look, if you want to step into a
place that sells alcohol or can or cannabis, like one
(34:38):
of like the like like municipally rammed stores. I don't
know exactly which stores, but essentially liquor stores and weed
stores you can't pull up without at least one shot.
And guess what happened. They went from undred shots today
to six thousand shots today. They quadrupled the fucking vaccination rate.
I think because they're like, yeah, look man, it's a
(35:01):
it's how bad do you want your weed? You know?
Is it? You? You you gonna start home growing because
you think you're really about this unvaxed life. I don't
think so. Same with I think people who are drinking
alcohol now in the like at the I think at
the federal level, people are like this is too far,
Like what do you like? This doesn't make sense or whatever.
And I get it, you know, because I can't imagine
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what would happen in the US and you said you
can't go into a liquor store and if you don't
have a vaccination. But things are ran a little bit
differently up there. Up there, it feels like they should
have the vaccine like stations or where wherever you're vaccinating people,
like at the liquor store, so that you are taking
advantage of that mode. Right, So you're like, ah, ship,
(35:45):
do you know what I'm not vaccinated? Like, well, you
should you look, you see that, you see that person
right there, get you your shot right now, right because
this makes sense to me, like when it has somebody
who used to self medicate quite a bit, like you know,
I was. Also, I'd say at any point during my life,
(36:05):
like when I was self medicating, the most would have
been the time I was most likely to like start
believing crazy ship like that I should be drinking my
own piss instead of getting vaccinated. So like you know,
people are self medicating to deal with some ship, you know,
and like that ship might overlap with buying into you know,
(36:28):
antivax bulshit. So what do you this is smart? Is
there is? Is there aversion we can do in this
country that won't quite because you know, like I don't look,
I think the second you say you can't buy alcohol
as you're vaccinated, like you, I think you'll see something
worse than January six, like without a doubt. But I'm
trying to think of like how do we subtly do it,
(36:49):
because we tried, like make sports games, but even then,
all the colleges and ship they backpedaled at first, like
hey you gotta be vaccinated or bring these tests on,
like you know what, fucking man, Just come on, what
if I'm just spitballing here. You know how Crispy Kreme
gave you a free donut with your VAX card, So
what if it was like, hey, come get a free joint,
(37:14):
Come get a free fifth of vodka. You know, like
everybody loves a deal. We're Americans, damn it. We like
free ship. Right. Yeah. It's almost like the like like
the Boss you know when the Boss system was running
New York and you had been like, take the drunks
(37:35):
to the to the polling place, get them liquored up,
and then they'll vote for you. I mean, it feels
like we're just kind of going back to that. I
was like, yeah, man, you like booze. Hey, now that's
a good idea. Get them on their way out. Yeah,
So they go in the weed shop, they get their ship,
they blaze up there on their way out, and they go, hey,
by the way, stop by this tent, right, you know,
(37:58):
give him the jab matter, then we'll give you a
free man. You want another eight, yeah, I'll look you
up right here, just free jaff There are states in
the US where like alcohol is regulated by the government,
so I can right, yeah, Utah. I think New Hampshire.
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I think Pennsylvania also has like weird I don't. I
don't think it's like sold by the government, but I
think it's like they have very strict laws around, like
you can't buy liquor at the same place that you
buy beer and ship like that. So I I wonder
if that also like plays into it if Quebec has
something similar to that, right, But again I think like
(38:41):
it's funny, like what as I think that's maybe Quebec
because I know there's like the beer store in Canada
and things like that are run like by like by
the municipality that it would only you could only do
that if that's those are the people, like if the
municipality is running the business, because the second you did that,
like the you know, Chamber of Commerce is going to
just come down with the force of God to be like,
(39:03):
are you gonna stop people from buying stuff at any measure?
We don't care what it is, but how are you
How are you going to stop people from consuming? I
think that would always be the big obstacle for you.
It looks like Quebec you can only buy hard liquor
at s a Q, which is Quebec's Liquor Commission and
from nine to five. So it's like they have the
(39:26):
they have that tap in their hand and they can
turn it on and off. But don't you just worry
about the workers at these places? Some guys jones in
for his weight and he comes in and they're like, sorry,
you can't buy it. You're not back. They're not professional
security people. That's my thing. It's just people are gonna
be mad. I know, you need to add like a
(39:47):
military presence at the door if you're gonna do this,
But like, I mean, that's why it's going to be
a government program. So you put the military presence there.
You also have the tent where you can get the
vaccine right next to it and set yourself up for success.
It looks just like you can just imagine the visual
that Republicans would run with. It's like armed soldiers outside
(40:08):
the liquor store with it tends like, see what they're doing, Man,
get the rounded people up, the rounded people up. But
at this point, I mean, with Omicron quite literally running
rampant through the entire population, it's yeah, I don't, Yeah,
who knows what we're gonna how we're gonna end up here.
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back. And Business Insider had an
(40:44):
article yesterday about the successor to Millennial pink and gen
Z Yellow, which is like a workid dusty purple kind
of color. But I don't know. I I just love
this sort of ship that that monologue from The Devil
Wears pro To where Meryl streeps and a wind torque
stand in like explains how that's blue, Sirillian, Yeah, exactly,
(41:11):
and how it like trickles down from like an Oscar
de laurenta collection of Surillian gowns, down to like you,
Saint Laurent, and then like it becomes eight different designers
pick that up, and then it's filtered down through the
department stores and then into some I think where you
(41:32):
no doubt fish it out of some clearance bin. But yeah,
so I don't know that that's everything I love, like
underrated forces that formed the zeitgeist and the idea that
there are these like currents and rhythms, you know, thrumbing
through the collective unconscious and we like don't pay attention
to it, but they're like super meaningful and also you know,
(41:55):
color is a powerful force that we can't avoid. The
like affects us in ways that I feel like our
unconscious or our conscious mind doesn't like fully comprehend. And yeah,
it does seem like those two colors pink and those
colors of pink and yellow have like had big, big
(42:16):
moms for the past decade. And I'm curious to get
Jackie your thoughts as a beauty blogger. Well, there are
people who make their living being trend forecasters and it
is truly fascinating. I've had a beauty founder on attribute
discussed this who that was her job at Sephora was
to forecast the colors that everyone's going to be using
(42:39):
for their palates, for their lipsticks. So it's really interesting
where they get it. I don't know, but all I
know is that pink. I'm like a pink gal. Anybody
that knows me knows and everything is pink. I'm actually
not at my house because they're tearing out my bathroom
and it was too loud to record. I meant my
friends else, but my whole office is pink. My wedding
ring is pink. Whope, first wedding was Pink's asleep, right,
(43:03):
here he has a pink tail. We love a pink
in this house. And and my millennial yes, honey, but
pink was before that. Pink is in my soul. Yeah.
And at the same time, it's like, just pick the
color you like, I think some woman somebody always picks
the panto color. It doesn't really affect my life. I
(43:24):
don't know. It doesn't really dictate anything I do. Yeah,
but yeah, I guess it does it right. I think
what it does is like it will definitely changes like
the marketing of companies. That's where I see it most,
like like millennial pink. I'm like, yeah, I get it,
like I knew some I remember some people were on
that wave, but it's not like they're like my whole
identity is this shade of pink. But I do remember
(43:46):
like a raft of products that were in boxes that
were millennial paint or the products themselves. I mean, shout
out to my millennial pink rolling tray for well, yeah,
you know what I mean. Like, that's how that should
have x me or that's how I see it intersecting
more than being I guess I'm not so on trend
and I'm like, well, time to get rid of that
millennial pink and pick up the very Perry Winkle. Yeah.
(44:09):
My only kind of rubric here is trying to picture
Pete Davidson wearing the color. And if I can picture
him wearing the color, I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. Tail,
it's very perry. Yeah, is the exact color, like just
as it appears on Like this is almost like a
magic trick that you have just done. I'll be honest.
(44:32):
Chewch has successfully predicted the pantone color I'd say eight
times and her life it's fact. Go look on her
Instagram the year it was yellow. Her tail was yellow,
the tail, you know. So I don't know, maybe she
knows something I don't know. But Chooch is gen Z.
She was born in oh nine, so perhaps this is
a gen Z into intuition. I don't know. Yeah, oh,
(44:55):
good to know. You gotta figure out how to co
modify that that spooky talent from your day. Oh, I don't.
She can't speak, so it's really hard to get this
information right. I would love like annual reveal of the
next color by you. And it's always just it's been
it was it was rose quarts in, it has been pink.
(45:20):
It has been purple before as well, So I don't
know how to choose this ship. I mean it seems
like yellow trailed behind lemonade by a couple of like
Beyonce's lemonade. This is the color that Kanye was wearing.
Like not that Kanye is like still the coolest person,
but he's definitely like influential in terms of what people
(45:41):
wear in This color was like all over him when
he did a Coachella like a few years back. So like,
I don't know, it feels like they're they're using a
lot of language like, well, this is because you know,
the pink was about gender nonconformity, the yellow is about
like piss, drinking your own piss. How everyone's now realizing
(46:05):
that if you just drink your own piss, you will
be young forever. Know they they're saying that it's like
a symbol of optimism, whereas I could see it easily
being you know, the the the exact opposite that, Like
they realize that the only thing that they have control
over and like an ability to like speak with is
(46:26):
like you know, what they look like on social media,
and so yellow is like the most visible color. That's
why I like cabs are yellow. It's like the first
color that we I guess seeing a wavelength according to
this article, but like that's what I'd always read. Two
is that like yellow is the color that stands out
(46:47):
the most. Yeah, I had a math teacher who would
print our tests on yellow paper to be like, I'm
giving you guys a leg up, man, that's why highlighters
are yellow. Possibly, yeah, yeah, I mean, what's what like
what let's get to the bottom of all this. But
it's funny when you read this article and they're like,
and you know, I think what we're seeing with like white,
you can like the gen Z's adoption that it's it's
(47:10):
as if you're saying like a very small group because
you're talking about people who are presenting their clothing fashion
sense on social media to even gather this data set
to then have like make these like sociological assumptions. I
think it's a little a little bit of a reach,
but I get if you're just watching the trend waves,
then maybe you're saying that more than being like it
says something about optimism, because like, okay, roll up to
(47:33):
you know, sub Saharan Africa and show them a color
palette and be like, Okay, so what are you guys
vibing with, because based on our color experts, it should
be this one. Like, I just don't know if it's
you know, what, who is it speaking for? Well, if
devil Ware's product is any indication we're all participating, whether
we think we are or not. God pretty much fucked
(47:55):
me up. Okay, I guess I'm in. And also yellow
stuff and definitely having a moment yellow stone, yellow jackets,
yellow yellow pea that we're drinking right now in between
it's actually like we we should say, like let our
listeners know that during the commercial breaks we have been
drinking around pa. I feel great, my breath is awful,
(48:16):
but my hairs have not grown at a single edge
centimeter but mine did so, so why she always get
the benefits? Yeah? I feel like are there other like I?
I guess you know. The thing that makes most sense
to me is like somebody who's cool put the color
(48:37):
out there, and that resonates with other cool people and
then it trickles down to right like, which is exactly
like what Meryl Streep said. I'm gonna go ahead and
assume she made that all up on the spot. Yeah,
it was like, I think of like Kate Raft, right,
they like yellow, They yellow, that's their whole I thought
(48:57):
of that. I thought of them as well when we
were discussing this earlier. Yeah, because my first mind went
to yellow k Raft. That is good branding right there. Yeah,
because to the point where like I, yeah, you've you've
quartered the market where I'm merely thinking of a coloring,
like that's this person that I know. Yeah, and actually
(49:19):
when I think of pink. Yeah, the second you said that,
I was like, oh, yeah, Zach, he's not sucking around
with the pink LIFs. You you live this ship. I mean,
my car is pink. I've really leaned in. Well, I
have a Prius with it's called the Persona series and
they made hundred of them, but they have it as
a pink rear view mirror and like pink accents. But
(49:39):
when I walked over the dealership, I was holding my
dog with a pink tail. I had a pink fur
coat on, and I was like, I'm looking for pre
and he goes, I think I have one you might like,
and I had to you know, it's wait, so it's
black with pink. Google Prius c Persona series and there's two,
there's a lime green to pink. However, I am getting
(50:01):
rid of it because I have to have a mom
car now, so in l A. I'm gonna be selling
it soon. It's a It's a wonderful car if anybody's interested. Okay,
I'm really sad to get rid of it because it's
a mom car. No, I think you should blend in
l A. I'm not trying to stand out. That's why this.
That's enough for me to just be cute. But I
would never drive a fully pink or a wrapped car
(50:21):
with some cool like in l A. You just want
to get to your place with no problems. So I'm
not trying to stand out. You're enough on your own,
you know. Yeah, yeah, you know what should I get?
By the way, I'm looking at suber Us, I'm looking
at I just I don't feel like I'm a crunchy Yeah,
(50:45):
that's not my vibe. But at the company that I
used to work at, had like saw one of the
one of his executives like driving a Subaru I think
out back. It was like, that's a hell of a car,
and I'm like, drove like everybody in the C suite
drove it and they were all the worst people in
the world anyways. But what's the company? Was it? Avon?
(51:09):
When you the Avon lady, you got a pink Carton. Yeah, okay,
so that's kind of but that's a softer pain is
that's not very history millennial pain? Yeah, okay, I think
you got a pink Cadillac. Yeah, yeah, that's it. And
then I mean, I think you're the One thing I've
seen be popular with new parents around me is a
RAV four hybrids. Yeah. I've been looking at those. They're
(51:34):
hard to get right now because the supply chain. They're
going for like six thousand over a sticker, I know,
and I like a deal. Jackie j likes a deal.
So I'm just boned at this point. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I'm looking at I'm looking at
Subaru Cross Trak hybrids, REV four hybrids, Honda c RV hybrid. Yeah,
(51:55):
I don't know. The crossover seems like the new mom car,
like parents like, it's like the cool parent cars, Like
you're not play up in the mini van. It's got
a little swag to it. It's it's elevating so you
can see the road. That's what I want I need
something a little higher off the ground. I would just
get a regular Prius, but I'm if anyone drives the Prius,
you know, they're so low they hit everything and you
(52:18):
have to look under other cars to see what it get.
If you work at a dealership, get jack Let's get Jackie.
How close can you get Jackie to invoice? I'll drive
you know, we'll shout out your dealership. Yeah, fuck it
if you if you really hook up, if you really
hook Jackie up, we'll shut your dealership. You gotta hook
Jackie up and shout y'all out to Yeah. Actually you're
(52:41):
standing to get more impressions, and Jackie doesn't podcast, so
we're not really doing it except for, you know, maybe
hook us up with a discount to when we need
a car. Are there other colors? Like? I feel like
the only other era that is like fully defined by
colors is like the seventies are very clearly like a
combination of like orange and olive, avocado green. What were
(53:07):
the early nineties? We're all neon doubt, neon, neon yellow, ship,
Neon magenta shorts and ship all right look like because
I think all that like Venice Beach fucking you know,
shark gear, gotcha all that surfer ship I used to
wear in the early nineties, that was all very loud, loud. Yeah, eighties.
(53:28):
I feel like I didn't really have a color other
than like gold and silver and like fucking white cocaine. Yeah,
white white gold hmm. And then the I feel like
early two thousand's is like matrix green is like unfortunately
not like cool thing. Yeah, not in a cool way,
(53:50):
but like that color does remind me of early two thousand's, right,
all right, there's a one more thing that has nothing
to do with is that, guys? But I want to
get you guys to pay in on Have you seen
the debate over the colors hut truce and vermilion? No? So,
what color do you picture short when when you hear
the words hurt truce, I don't like dark red like
(54:12):
dried up blood? And what color do you picture when
you hear the word vermilion? Dried up blood? Really? I
mean I don't I don't know. Is that all your
pictures dried blood? I just see, like you know that
scene in the Shining when the elevator doors open, Like
that's what I picture. So I always picture brillion. Yeah, yeah,
it's a real mind fuck. So vermilion I had always
(54:34):
pictured as yellow or green. It is the dry blood color.
Sure truce is a green color, yellow yellow green. Yeah,
And that so there's a there's a petition out there
by people to be like, yo, we need to switch
this up, like flop flip those around because it doesn't
make any sense. And I agree Vermilion that you're saying
(55:01):
that shark truce should be red. Yeah, char truce should
be a dark red like the color you pictured when
you like dry blood. Like I guess in my mind
they were two sides of the same thing. I'm more
attached to vermilion being read than chart truce. If I
had vermilion being read interesting, Yeah, I don't because I
think about it too now because especially in the age
of like, you know, fancy cocktails and stuff, I realized
(55:23):
I'm like, yeah, of course, chart truce is that green color,
because that's a very often used liquor. I see, and
it's yellow. I like, for a million it's sort of
like a peachy red watermelon. Okay, all right, maybe I'm
just wait, but like no, it's it's like a thing
(55:45):
that I had always thought and then on Twitter a
couple like last week was like, are you kidding me?
Like these aren't vermilions not green? And I fully agreed
with that. I was like, yeah, those shouldn't be that.
And then there was somebody like responded and pointed out
that like when you look up vermillion people, or maybe
(56:07):
it's when you look up chert truss, they are like,
chert truce is a red color, but it should be
or chert truce is a green color, but it should
be a red color. Like that's I think one of
the what like on Wikipedia or something like that. I mean,
I wonder if you're going off the Latin vert and
also million, which like makes you think of money. Yeah,
(56:29):
we're like, I feel like the verb gives you give
and if you're like, you know you like languages, maybe
that's subtly speeding seating your mind. That is to be green. Yeah,
there is green like verde or verdant, and million is
like evokes money, especially if you started off with there.
And then cher truce I think I'm thinking of like
(56:50):
chardone and then just the frenchness of it reminds me
of a wine like makes me think of a wine
dahn where were you when I took my essay t
s because this is all really helpful to help you
remember the words, but it's opposite, it's exactly wrong. That's
the problem. Yeah, anyways, zi gang, hit us up, let
(57:17):
us know what colors those words make you think of.
And also if there are other like words out there
they that are not what they sound like exactly. And
also hit us up if you can get Jackie that deal. Okays,
give me that Char Truce Subaru Hunt char Truce Brew Well,
(57:37):
Jackie as always truly a pleasure having you on TDZ
works tis Yeah, Yeah, you and uh Alec Baldwin and
Tom Hanks, I think are the only ones who have
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(58:24):
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(58:47):
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I'm a lurker to it. And I used I've used
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This one, I'm like, I'm somewhere else. I got behind
me on fake hilters going on m is there a
tweet or some of the work of social media you've
been enjoying. I I'm late to the Josh Gondolman train.
Do you all know Josh? Yeah? I mean he tweets
funny shit every day. He tweeted yesterday, Wow, I can't
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believe I'm not on your close friends list, just because
we aren't close friends. And that made me laugh because
when I log on Instagram and you see all the
little greens, are like, wow, you think I'm your close friend.
I'm honored, and then some people don't and you're like, oh, okay,
that's how it is. Yeah, oh fuck you. Okay, Miles,
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where can people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying? Friends? Oh? Man?
Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray
and I you like weed and reality TV? Check out
four twenty Day Fiance where Sophia Alexander and I talked,
ninety day Fiance married, the first Sight, you name it,
We're here for it. Some tweets that I like, let
me see, Uh, my goodness, here's one. This one's from
(01:00:16):
Casey Rozario at Casey Rose writes, Hi, I'm Kendall Roy
and this is uh the fucking Disney Channel. I can
hear it in my head and that's fully what it was.
And then this one is from Martha Sharp at Martha
(01:00:39):
J Sharp with an and did you ever think about
a sandwich you eight years ago, like out of nowhere? Yes,
I do, Martha. In fact, I just thought of a
sandwich that I ate, uh, like eons ago tell us
hit us. It was. Look, it was in Costa Rica,
but it was like this Italian deli that was in Coaster, Rika,
(01:01:00):
and this guy needs a salami sandwich that I didn't.
I couldn't understand why it tasted so good. It wasn't
ingredients that I had never had come by soaked bread obviously,
but yeah, it was like this very simple salami sandwich.
I think it was maybe the produce that was good.
But I always think, I'm like, this dude was lying
to me with the ingredients are on there because this
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ship was hitting so hard for a salami sandwich. And
I still to this day, and why y'all got to
bring sandwiches up to the pregnant lady, because now I'm like,
I gotta have a sandwich. I gotta go get a
damn sandwich. Now sandwich, Well, I want a vegan reuben.
I want a Vegan Reuben sandwich. And I'm in Highland
Park right now, so I need to find someone on
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the on the east side because there's one at LOCALI.
Y'all know Localia. They have a great one, but I'm
not driving into Hollywood, so I'll find one around here. Yeah,
I need that right now. Okay, that's what about you, Jack,
what's the sandwich you just think of out of nowhere?
You're like, Oh, I was trying to think, Like, there's
a everything bagel that I used to get on Street
in Manhattan that I still think about all the time
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because it was just like so densely packed with every
with the everything nous of it all, and like the
main food I always think about is that bagel. And
my I lived in Spain for a month in high
school and my Spanish like host mother made a impanada
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and pads and I've never had anything but even like
approaches it or is even trying to do the same thing.
But it was the best fun. Can we go find her?
Can we? I know? It's incredible. I haven't been able
to find her. Okay, Well, any Spaniards that are listening,
like the Madrid I mean, no shade to the other
empanadas from around the globe, but you know to to
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help with tuna tomato egg like a bunch of ship
That doesn't sound like it should be that good, but
like that it was. It may might be my favorite
thing I've ever eaten. Ye powerful tweet you just dropped
on us, all right, Well, uh, some tweets I've been enjoying.
Dan Pearlman tweeted, weird how James bomb was always like
(01:03:08):
I'm double O seven, like just be seven. And then
Lisa Dobois tweeted, Boba fette is short for Robert Fettuccini.
M that's true. Yeah, I mean you can't. You can't
deny that. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at daily
(01:03:28):
zeit Geist. Were at the daili ZiT Geist on Instagram.
We have a Facebook fan page and a website Daily
zi guys dot com, where we post our episodes and
our foot swear. We link off to the information that
we talked about in today's episode, as well as the
song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song
are we sending people to go check out? This is
a track from a little band from Miami, Florida that
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I just started getting into hearing some tracks that I
like called Magic City Hippies. And this track is called
Champagne on the Rider and it's like a nice, you know, tight,
little like sort of modern rock song. And then towards
the end there's like a really nice jam out section
that kind of sounds like Tam and Paula with all
the filters and ships that's on there. So if you
funk with Tam and Paula and you know the jungle,
(01:04:13):
or you know, just bands, are you like hearing these
new these bands nowadays? Tried to heard about these champaign
people who play music together. Yeah, they get together. Champaign
on the Writer is a cool name personal in Magic
City Hits. It's a fun name for a band, So
I'm in it sounds like they drive a Subaru, it does.
It does sound like they might smell bad, but they
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don't smell like piss. I can tell you that exactly.
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us this morning, but we are back this afternoon to
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all then. Bye bye,
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two, nineteen, episode
three of Their Daily Guys, a production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness. It's Wednesday, January twelve two, which
of course means that it is national kiss a Ginger Day.
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That that seems offensive to with consent. I don't know
if they don't know if they say with consent, but
they it's just it's very aggressive. It's like, hey man,
kiss a Ginger Day? That feels Do gingers refer to
themselves as such? Is that a? Is that an okay term?
I mean, look, I think we can expand expand upon
that maybe a little later show. But yeah, yo, you
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know what's wild? Oh here it is kissing ginger Let
me just let me just read you what they say.
They're encouraged to find their favorite red head and give
them a pack created to support a more positive spin
than its counterpart. Wait, what's its counterpart? Was like punch
of Ginger Day or some shi Yeah, what the fux?
(01:05):
I do not? Who whose day is this? Who came
up with this? You know, it's a bunch of dumb,
weird people who just submit and then they get on
there and we always say this one's by Derek Forgi
who found it in two thousand nine. Like even the
Irish know that you're not supposed to be like I'm
gonna kiss you, I'm Irish. It's kissing me. I'm I
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it's inviting, You're you're offering consent. You're not just going
up and kissing somebody without talking to them about it.
This is this seems wildly deeply misguided. This, guys, and
it's from me. He's an actor, Okay, he's got I
searched his name like it's a wizard or something. Ginger
actor born in seventy seven from North Bay, Ontario, Canada.
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Uh well, why's my name? Is Jack O'Brien akh the
Jackie Oh, who's actually glamorous and I'm thrilled to be
joined as all he's buy my co host Mr Miles
Grab see Mike Stipee all the time, Mikey all the time,
Stipe all the time. I see Mike stipe all the time,
(02:13):
Mikey all the time, Mike Stipee all the time. Because
I'm pretty sure I do see him at that Trader
Joe's next time I see him I'm just gonna straight
up be like, Yo, man, you Mike SciTE shout out
to Sam on these discord for that wonderful party all
the time. Yeah. I think if you call him Mike Stipe,
(02:34):
he'll he'll be endeared to you, like and I'm doing
like with that, Like, Hey, Mike, Mike, dude, we went
to high school together. You're on the football team. Hey
you all right? Well, Miles, enough enough bullshit, because we
are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
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new inductee to the five Timers Club. Timers. She's wearing
her jack backet. She is a brilliantly talented comedian actor
who you can hear on her podcast, Natch Beaute, which
is the number one beauty podcast on iTunes at various times,
but permanently the number one beauty podcast in the estimation
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of People with Taste Who Matter. You also heard her
on Vultures number one best podcast, The ad Cast. You've
seen her in Comedy Bank Bank, Drunk History, Andrew Tribeca,
You're the Worst, and in Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice.
Please welcome the two times Emmy Award winner Jackie Motherfucking
(03:37):
Johnson a little daily site. Guys, send my life, a
little bit eye heart by my side, a little bit
of Miles is all I need, a little shout out
to her majesty, a little Jack O'Bryant in the sun,
a little Anna Hosny all night long, a little bit
(03:59):
of Jackie j Herera. I am officially in the DC
fan Wow. Okay, bless up, wow. Thank you for those references.
And just to get your temperature on a kissing ginger day,
what's what's your thoughts on that? Well, I am a
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bottled ginger. I've been coloring my hair red since I
was thirteen years old, So full disclosure getting out there. Yeah.
So whether or not I apply to this, I'm not
necessarily but I saw you were. You were doing a
little contemplating as you heard us to go through this
idea of just kiss this person who has color this
(04:42):
color hair day. It's definitely not okay, Yeah, it's definitely
not okay. Everybody proceeds with caution today kiss this person
who have just given a very derogatory nickname. It's like, okay,
so very well meaning, and you seem to regard me
as a human being with their own agency. So thank
you why not instead we kiss a ginger candy. There
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you go, because there's a lot of ginger candies out there,
and some people find ginger delightful. It's great for your digestion,
good for the stomach. Yeah, you know, you know how
Americans are out here a good ginger candy, though, ginger
choose just yeah, the spicy ginger choose to keep them
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in the back, in the back seat at the car
because we got a lot of motion sickness in the family.
So ship okay, it's like a little quick stomach settler. Yeah.
And they're if you get bored or if you're like
wire driving. Back to this guy though, and I hate
to keep harping on this man, but is what was
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there like a day that's like national like funk up
a ginger Day or something, because it's like it keeps
referencing like it's a counterpoint to something that would encourage bullying.
I think of the UK, maybe like there is a
known like that's a meme at the very least that
got it, got it, got it, like funk with gingers. Yeah,
and this dude kind of looks like a guy who
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would be like, well, it's kiss a ginger Day, huh so,
and maybe give me a smooth maybe his his IMDb thing.
He was in an episode of The Hills in two
thousand eight in a in a background performance role as
warm up comedian. Oh no, it's not even that. Oh
(06:34):
my god, Okay, it's it's not even that. It's the
after show he does after show, like live show warm
he's a warm up comedian. Like all his imdbat stuff
is all warm up comedian stuff. Okay, Hey, that's a
nice gig if you can get it. Yeah. I mean
usually it's like a very successful comedian who's doing that
a lot of the time, at least at like I
don't know, it's like, oh, it's like a friend of
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Jimmy is a good friend of that conn. Yeah, he's
just like one of the and just goes up there
without material and it's just naturally funny. I want to
be a warm up comic. I would kill it that job.
Somebody called me up. Yeah, especially Hills, a hilarious show
like The Hills, with the pure energy of excitement. I
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would have a combo of both. Okay, you definitely have
to be comfortable doing the crowd work and working spontaneously
but you also have to have some material ready to go,
because sometimes they go to, yeah, you have to person
who was who when they see that stretch it out
(07:46):
hand gesture instead of like going into a fucking blind panic. Yes,
get to be up here a little bit longer. I
could just do parody songs for an hour, right right?
That all number five parodies. I can just do daily
that guy's appearance, number five. There you go. Super producer Becca,
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in addition to saying your song was so cute, said
that the internet laure of around gingers that they don't
have souls, which has spiral to Gingers being the subgroup
of white people that are bullied according to Know Your Me,
And wasn't that like in South Park or some sh it? Yeah,
I think that's right. Yeah whatever. Alright, Jackie, we're going
(08:32):
to get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. There's a lot to catch up with you on.
But before we do any of that, let's tell the
listeners a couple of things we're talking about. The vaccine
police guy is a person we have to know about now,
and so we'll check in with him because he has
a way to unfunk yourself from COVID that is pretty
(08:54):
naturally naturally using using your own bodies products is something
that you can check this. We gotta clip for you. You
You gotta yea, yeah, you gotta hear from the experts, folks.
Quebec launched a plan to increase vaccination rates. That is
pretty genius. So we'll talk about that. We will talk
about the new color. So people are saying, Okay, you've
(09:17):
heard of millennial pick, and you've heard of gen Z yellow,
but have you heard of something something purple. They're claiming
this new, this purple, this dusty purple, is the new color.
So we're gonna talk about that. I am especially interested
in talking to you Jackie about this, and we might
talk about the right's latest COVID miracle, cure viagra, all
(09:41):
of that plenty more. But first Jackie, we do like
to ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
The SNeW? Do you know what a SNeW is? Is
that from Dr SEUs? I was going to guess the
h No, it is a very expensive baby bassinet. Oh
(10:04):
I know that. Yeah? Yeah? Do I get a snow?
Do I not get a snow? Yeah? I think Yeah,
I've seen this ship and I'm like, oh, that's a
very minimal looking baby bass in a Yeah. I mean
(10:24):
with the price point like that, it should be called
as in. Yeah, absolutely definitely needs a fancy name. What
is it? What is it about this? So I'm honestly
still trying to figure it out. But basically the baby,
you put the baby in it. You put it in
like a little straight jackety kind of thing, and then
once the baby cries, it hears the cries and moves
(10:47):
to soothe the baby depending on how it's crying, and
it can make your baby sleep. But then some people
say it's the worst my baby hated it, you know,
and some people like it changed my life. I don't know,
do I get it? Do I not? Do I get it?
I'm pregnant, by the way, I'm not just trying to
buy Fasten that for myself. Absolutely congratulations. Just to clarify,
(11:09):
all of my answers are gonna have to do with pregnancy. Unfortunately,
That's really what I got going on right now. Yeah.
The good news is like you can always find this
ship on like eBay or like the marketplace is hot
with snooze because babies out grow them after a few months.
Very quickly you get to offer up maybe for like
half off maybe, and it does seem like it has
(11:32):
some structural integrity, so it's not like you're buying something
that's gonna like crumble in on. All the baby shit
is expensive. I was looking at strollers and I'm so
stressed out. I'm like, I'll just carry that, motherfucker. I'm
not paying that. Yeah, let's talk off line about strollers.
I'm okay, I might have something for you, Okay, but yeah,
my like my experience two babies later is that like
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a lot of the like really expensive ship it. If
you just like hunt around on Craigslist or just ask
around for people to like put feelers out to friends
of friends who they know just had kids, you usually
like get something at least on loan for zero dollars. Yeah,
like zero certainly beat Yeah, I don't. I don't think
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we ever had the snoop. But like, honestly, the fact
that I don't, like I know that we talked about
this my wife and I and I don't remember ever
getting it, but like I don't remember ship about the
early days. It's like such a blur because you're so
sleep deprived, you're so just like, I don't know, your
brain is flooded with just like blackout chemicals. Just like yeah,
(12:44):
I can remember it's you're like, yeah, it's like no,
you you put a milk crate on a tread man. Yeah.
But and like the best stroller, the stroller that we
like got the most use out of was a very
cheap one that was just like really easy to fold
up and unfold. And the really expensive one that we
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ended up spending money on was we never used because
it was just like big and bulky and you never
fuck used it. So yeah, but man, it's exciting times,
it's super exciting. I just like I look back at
like a picture I saw myself as a baby in
the stroller. I'm like, yo, that ship probably was so dangerous,
considering how every time, like in my mind, I'm like, man,
(13:28):
they're always just it's just getting fancier. But it's like, no,
we're actually iterating, because ship was probably killing children for
even remember being in a car seat. Ever, I don't
have no recollection of that. I the second I like
I was able to form memories, I was not in
a car seat. I was trapped in the back of
a laundry basket. Or something right right right right, yamazing
(13:51):
how much we Uh, that's what the that's what the
back part of the station wagon was for, to just
like throw the kids back down there and you just
slide around multip laundry baskets. Yeah, go fast into the turn,
go fast turn. Yeah. Hey we all survived, Yeah exactly.
We were off Mike talking about scans and one one
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of the best things that we ever spent money on,
it's not very expensive, is like you can go to
places that will give you like a hyper like detailed
scan of your baby's face like towards the end and
like you can see your baby's face like before like
a month before you give birth. That I need to
do that because if I need to start saving up
(14:34):
for rhino plasts. Yeah, well that's what we did. We're like, okay,
so we're just gonna nip this in the bud. When
we're in the hospital, We're gonna you know, knock out
a couple like ticks and talk some lift. Let's let's
put a pin in that camcoon trip. Looking at the
child's profile, I think there's money better spend here, yo.
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But yeah, there's so much, so much bullshit to spend
money on. But you will get I'm overwhelmed with this registry.
I don't know what to do. Every time I try
to open it, I get anxiety. Mm hmm. You will
get so good at the straight jacket thing, the swaddling.
It's like that that I gotta take a swaddle class.
I don't know. Yeah, I mean it's pretty like once
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you once you figure it out, you get it down,
you have your own style. It's that was actually one
of the things I remember actually taking a little finesse.
Little finesse. Oh, like looking at other people's swaddle game
and like, oh my god, them sides are too talk
enough in the front there. Yeah. Yeah, it's like other
(15:39):
people can roll a joint with one hand. I can
swaddle two babies at the same time. You've got a
road show. Hey man, we rolled up. I'll do it.
You want your baby rolled up? Saddle? There you go, Jackie.
What is something you think is overrated? I right now
think that unsolicited advice is overrated because once you say
you're pregnant. I've gotten more emails and messages from strangers
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telling me all kinds of crazy ship that I don't
need to know about. I got an email from a
woman saying, my asshole ripped. You need to start eating fiber,
And I'm like, who are you? Like, why are you
telling me that I don't need to hear your trauma.
I'm sorry that happened to you, but I don't need
that right now at asshole safe here, just trying to
help you, Okay, Oh man, it's rough out there. I
(16:27):
don't I love y'all, but I don't need your help.
I have enough of Jack. I have all these other
people in while life, people have kids that are right here.
I don't need your damn advice. And I'll just say
right now that you probably shouldn't listen to me either.
You know, we in addition to getting like you know,
our bastin is off of Craigslist, we also got a
lot of babysitters off Craigslist that didn't work out. Now
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that's a risk. Yeah, you gotta get a word amount referral.
If I had a kid, is gonna be sight gang.
I'm like, my d m up, watch my child was
very trust y'all. Yeah. No, yeah, people don't need to
but it's also yeah, I I feel for the people
(17:08):
who just like are desperate to tell you about their
trauma because like they're clearly not getting it out somewhere else. Yeah,
that that is not the place to do it. Well, everybody, like, listen,
this is this is scary enough, like grawing a human
in your body. It's been wacky. Like I definitely underestimated
how wacky and weird and scary it is. I don't
need to know how horrible something what for you. It
(17:31):
doesn't help me right right right, yeah, I don't need
that right now. Doctors are bad at conveying the wackiness
of a given situation. There until you until you've had
a baby growing in you, or you've been you know,
with a partner. We want I really had no clue,
and I have a bunch of rest with kids. My
my sister, one of the close people in my life,
(17:51):
has had two kids. But I'm nobody told me all
this crazy shit was gonna happen, though he told me
my team would be so sore. I can hardly eat
and like all this other crazies. Teeth oh yeah, my
teeth her so bad. I mean, all this weird ship happens,
the teeth sore and the feet expanding are related. I
can't deal with that. I have so much invested in
(18:13):
my shoe collection that cannot happen to me. Yeah, because
after that you can't recover, you can. So I think
it's your body loosening up so that like it's like
holding on two bones less tight. Is the stupidest way
anyone's ever put it. So that like your feet, your
feet aren't like swelling, they're actually expanding because they're not
(18:35):
like being held as tight by the things, because your
body is getting ready to have to like bend around
a baby coming out and welcome to this obstetrics podcast.
And that is based on you know, I have a
physician in the family. That fact right there is based
on a cracked article that I had back in my day.
(18:57):
So take everything I say with the complete grain of salt.
Nothing I say is backed by it cracked cracked his
bible in this house. Yeah, yeah, you asked the doctor.
You're like, um, but I need a differentiating diagnosis based
off this cracked article. You know, I like, how do
(19:18):
you know what a differentiating diagnosis? But no, you're evoking cracked.
Yeah I'm smart, doctor, What what is something you think
is underrated? Sleeping on your back, which I can no
longer do. And Wow, what an adjustment it has been.
I didn't know that you couldn't sleep on your back
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once you hit a certain amount of weeks of pregnancy
because when you're letting flat, it can cut the baby's
air supply off. And I sleep on my back, and
a lot of beauty people know that you have to
train yourself to sleep on your back because if you
sleep on one side, it's going to slowly age one
of your size, of your face more. Oh so I'm
(20:00):
trying to keep gravity. I'm trying to keep proportionate. So
I've trained myself to sleep on my back and now
I can't. Holy shit, it's been rough. I will come
in all the night and be like, oh my god,
I'm gonna kill my baby. Like I wake up on
my back. It's really scary. My god, I'm telling you
it's scary doing this. Hold on, tell me about this
aging the gravity age in your face like a truck driver. Yeah,
(20:24):
nothing about your ship. Tell us more about so. Basically,
when you're asleep, if you're laying on one side, your
face is starting to go one direction. So if you
sleep on the same side every night, slowly but surely,
the gravity will start to change and one side of
your face is going to sag more than the other.
Look it up on cracked. Okay, look at let me
(20:45):
look at the starting to age one direction. And it's
not the hairy styles one. No, that's right. That makes
a lot of sense of what I look like like
for for the first thirteen hours of the day at
this point, and presumably fairly soon it'll be all of Also,
(21:06):
depending on what you're using for your pillowcase, it can
suck the moisture out of your face too, so you
could cause one side of your face to have less
moisture than the other side. Your face could be dirtier
than the other side. That's why again, sleeping on your
back the next that issue. Damn, So how is my
I'm a back sleeper. I just ball up a dirty
(21:27):
towel whatever, the one towel is that I'm using that month,
I just ball that up and sleep on that is that?
I don't think that's gonna be good? Yeah? All no,
next support, Yeah, what depends, because what I do is
whatever pants I'm wearing, I take those off and roll
them up and that's my pillow. Yeah, there you go.
Because the butt sweat actually acts as a natural moisturizer.
(21:50):
I think it or an astringent to clear up my
back back of the head acne. What you've been eating,
I don't know, to be honest, back of the at acne,
it's mostly tuna helper head back. Yeah, all right, well
let's take a quick break and we're gonna come back
(22:10):
and talk about the vaccine police guy. Yeah, and we're back,
and Jackie, you have some recommendations of how people should
take care of themselves on your podcast Atrippute. There there's
(22:34):
a new sheriff in town, let's just say, for the
for the right, an absolute clown who goes by the
name Christopher Key, a k a. The vaccine police Guy,
and he goes around telling pharmacists they can be murdered
and yeah, he's got very strong opinions that are backed
by nothing. Yeah, but he also has his like, uh,
(22:57):
scientific ideas are also backed by nothing exactly. And he's
he comes up the vaccine police guy because he wears
a fucking badge and ship this is vaccine police. And
he's like, I'm gonna citizens arrest them. The governor of
Louisiana and you're like, no, you're not that's that's not
how citizens arrest works, and going up Walmarts and ship
(23:19):
telling them, hey man, you can get executed for administering
these like life ending vaccines. And but like I'm like, bro,
you think of pharmacists that Walmart hasn't heard some ship
like this before and that's going to affect their day.
They've seen them. Yeah, they're like okay, keep it moving
full And like you're saying, prior to her, prior prior
to his vaccine policing, he was just your normal run
(23:41):
of the mill grifft, dabbling in all kinds of junk
science before getting to this point. Like most people we
see now, like who are heavy on this anti vac stuff,
they typically have a background and you know, nonsense science.
And before this, he was like he was on the
cover not there was a cover story on a sports
illustrated up like that was referencing him and how he
was selling athletes dear Antler velvet as a natural steroid.
(24:06):
He's like, oh man, take this. It's like it's like
take a belt, go man. I remember Ray Lewis talking
about inhaling dear Antler spray before a Super Bowl and
people being like that can't be and it does nothing.
That's the thing. Even though he's like, yeah, man, this
is what happens when I get my dear antler spray.
(24:27):
It's it's all just nonsense. So anyway, he was recently
filmed at this event, and I use that term very
loosely because it looks like he's like in a like
a gym coaches office and there's like three other people
like gasping at his claims. But nonetheless, he wants to
let people know I have a way to purify your
body if you get COVID and guess what, it even
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works if you've had to, unfortunately be vaccinated. And I'm
just gonna let this play because this man is very
interesting to listen to and unfortunately for the listeners, you're
not able to see him, but we will be able
to see him because is he is. He is a
powerhouse of of a look, so very listen very closely
as he does a very dramatic reveal to his I
(25:08):
don't know, patience, I guess of how he's going to
be COVID. He's He starts off talking about how he's
just spoken to a man named Dr Group and he's
given him the inside scoop on where we're at, on
how we're gonna beat COVID. So here is uh Mr
vaccine Popo talking about how this is it, this is it,
We've we've come up with a solution any minute. Conversation
(25:31):
with him, and he told me that it's very possible, probable.
We have the antidote, okay, and the antidote is even
for those that have been vaccinated. And in the research
he's already sent me just blew me away and then
tear me a car. But hey, they tear me apart
all the time. And I've been practicing this for twenty
(25:51):
years and everybody's always says I'm very crazy. I am,
but I'm crazy like a fox. Okay, he guys, when
I tell you this, please, you know, take it with
a grain of salt, but go do the research, okay,
because this is gonna just be like, there's no way
but the antidote, and I'm gonna kill the credibility. But
what credibly gonna have anyway, So okay, right, the antidote
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that we've seen now and we have tons and tons
of research is you're in therapy, okay. And I know
to a lot of you a lot of you. This
sounds crazy, but guys, God's given us everything we need, okay,
and I'm gonna give you again. I test to prove
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all things. Okay. So he goes on when people are like,
what are you? Are you saying we gotta drink our piss. Yeah,
that's what he's saying. Drink your peep and not someone else's.
Your own. Got to be your own brand, got it?
Because God, I mean I give you someone else's. Yeah,
I mean it's gotta be yours. It's gotta be yours. Um.
(26:56):
But yeah, this is he said. He's like, I've been
doing it for twenty three years and it's like, okay, wow,
So since well before COVID, he's just he just wanted
to drink his own peaky. His shirt is that Tesla?
I think it's Tesla, which is a Tesla? Yeah, there's
let me expand it really quickly. He's wearing for listeners.
(27:19):
He's wearing a blazer with a black neck T shirt
underneath that I believe has a picture of Test Test
on it. You've seen that. You've seen this, You've seen this.
We need Drew Tarber to reenact this. Yeah, right, that's
who I would cast is this guy. He looks like
(27:39):
he looks like John Calipari's like twin brother for any basketball.
He looks like he's soaked and pissed. He does look
like looks like someone piss on him this morning. Yeah,
saw that someone being himself, presensibly as he was trying
to himself. He's like, out of my hair again. Damn it. Well,
(28:02):
I gotta get to this symposium in a random office.
But yeah, this is I mean, his whole energy feels
like a parody of it stuff. I think that's why
you're like, I can see Drew Trvard doing this because
his voice. I just it's definitely a Harvard character. I don't.
I mean, I get that this is a way for
him to, you know, come out with a hot take,
you get more attention. But he are he already has
(28:22):
an audience like on telegram that like loves hearing his nonsense.
But this, I don't know who this is for, but
his energy is very like very cult leaders. Reminds me
of Marshall apple White in the End Days. The timeline
I just want to get the straight of his story
is that he has been drinking his own piss for
(28:44):
twenty five years and then COVID comes along and it happens,
his drinking his own piss happens to cure the global
pandemic that we're facing. But he before he was just
doing it because it was fun, for leisure, okay, and
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for beauty purposes, because I mean, this guy is a looker.
He looks like he's great shape, doing great yeah, oh yeah.
And what the funny thing is he recorded that video
right after he was released from jail in a trespassing
charge in Birmingham, like a fox, like a drinking my
piss like a fox. Did y'all see the photos in
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this article. There's one of him standing in front of
what looks like a two thousand Mustang. And I know
that because I used to drive that car. That was
like the teenage girl car of my high school era,
covered in just guns. And for me, if you want
to be a fake police, get a uniform. This just
looks like he ordered a shirt from like his local
embroidery shop and put a little vaccine police and insignia
(29:53):
on there. I feel like he should have gone full
village people police, purple police, like I would have given
him from me a little bit more pred Here's another
one that's like a nice fancy polo that's his vaccine police.
But yeah, it's falling short of looking like official post.
That looks like a bike shirt. Is he wearing like
cool lots? I believe they're carpenter shorts? Oh is that
(30:17):
we called? And he appears to be wearing aqua socks
you know those shoes for when you get in the pond.
Hey man, standard issue vaccine police uniform. Okay, gotta have
your office socks and a very American gun in a
collisi of CoV I see after the side. Come on, man,
you American or what? Man? I can't confirm that that
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is a picture of Tesla, who would have loved this guy?
Because I just I can't look at him and not
think he smells like pet right not after that? And
he's like a there is like he he looks like
one of those people, you know, like people who look
clean and then they're stinky when you get close to him.
That's what he looks like. He he like it's like
one of the like a predatory flower or we're like, oh,
(31:00):
this might be something and it's like noxious once you
get within a certain like perimeter of him. I bet
that Mustang smells like piss. I bet that those guns
smell like pis those Awqua socks? Is there anything like
i'd be interested in because this is probably gonna take off?
I'm curious too. I'm sure somebody will do the history
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of urine therapy, like amongst the wellness community, but is
as the host of a beauty podcast, America's Greatest beauty podcast,
is there a history like? Have you come up against
urine therapy as a thing? All I've ever heard is
that I believe it was ancient China, the servants would
(31:42):
drink the piss because the opium would still be in
the piece, so they could get high off of the
past of their of their you know, owners. Or that's
all I've ever heard about drinking piss is to get high. Yeah,
I don't. For me, he is your waste, so I
feel it is what your body is cleansing. Therefore, putting
(32:02):
it back in your body, I don't think would do anything.
I don't know. I'm not I'm not the COVID police
or the vaccine police, so I don't know. You're not
the urine police. Yeah, yes, I think that seems that
way because you've been very watched by the mainstream media.
But yes, the number one search when you do you're
in therapy, the auto complete is for hair, and so
(32:26):
you're in therapy for hair. And then the number one
article is the February from Beauty Glimpse dot com and
the title is You're in therapy may promote promote hair growth,
Ben itedicts and risks, so they have a type in
the title. So when you're headline Bennett's Ben it did
(32:46):
some risks real bennetted Arnold right there that man, Wait,
so you gotta do you can drink your pin, grow
your hair, I'm your I or at the shot speaking
of worth the shot. Yeah. Quebec has a seemingly pretty
(33:08):
successful approach to getting people to get vaccinated, and it's
not telling them that the other option is drinking your
own piss. Yeah, it's actually I mean, vaccine rates there
aren't bad, right, yeah, roughly like when okay, so, but
on their way to this mandate going out, they are
very in the high seventies. But the health minister was
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like looking at like man, like half of the cases
are from like this little sliver of people who are unvaccinated.
Like when we go into icy you like half of
the beds are taken up by a minority, like a
small number of anti vax or people who are just
the ones needing the most medical care. So they needed
to combat this somehow because obviously I think, just like
(33:51):
here you have people who go on the facebooks and
have suddenly downloaded the intelligence and experience of a doctor
like it's a shitty matrix, and have now been able
to empower themselves so their own terrible decision making. So
their whole thing was, we need to figure out how
we can how we can tighten the rules. So we
were really incentivizing and honestly making it much more difficult
(34:15):
for these people because the health minister said, we have
to protect the population from these people, like just unequivocally,
it was like these people who believe that they don't
need these like these inoculations, they're the ones going to
the hospital. They're potentially getting other people sick, so we
need to do something about that. So what did they do.
They said, look, if you want to step into a
place that sells alcohol or can or cannabis, like one
(34:38):
of like the like like municipally rammed stores. I don't
know exactly which stores, but essentially liquor stores and weed
stores you can't pull up without at least one shot.
And guess what happened. They went from undred shots today
to six thousand shots today. They quadrupled the fucking vaccination rate.
I think because they're like, yeah, look man, it's a
(35:01):
it's how bad do you want your weed? You know?
Is it? You? You you gonna start home growing because
you think you're really about this unvaxed life. I don't
think so. Same with I think people who are drinking
alcohol now in the like at the I think at
the federal level, people are like this is too far,
Like what do you like? This doesn't make sense or whatever.
And I get it, you know, because I can't imagine
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what would happen in the US and you said you
can't go into a liquor store and if you don't
have a vaccination. But things are ran a little bit
differently up there. Up there, it feels like they should
have the vaccine like stations or where wherever you're vaccinating people,
like at the liquor store, so that you are taking
advantage of that mode. Right, So you're like, ah, ship,
(35:45):
do you know what I'm not vaccinated? Like, well, you
should you look, you see that, you see that person
right there, get you your shot right now, right because
this makes sense to me, like when it has somebody
who used to self medicate quite a bit, like you know,
I was. Also, I'd say at any point during my life,
(36:05):
like when I was self medicating, the most would have
been the time I was most likely to like start
believing crazy ship like that I should be drinking my
own piss instead of getting vaccinated. So like you know,
people are self medicating to deal with some ship, you know,
and like that ship might overlap with buying into you know,
(36:28):
antivax bulshit. So what do you this is smart? Is
there is? Is there aversion we can do in this
country that won't quite because you know, like I don't look,
I think the second you say you can't buy alcohol
as you're vaccinated, like you, I think you'll see something
worse than January six, like without a doubt. But I'm
trying to think of like how do we subtly do it,
(36:49):
because we tried, like make sports games, but even then,
all the colleges and ship they backpedaled at first, like
hey you gotta be vaccinated or bring these tests on,
like you know what, fucking man, Just come on, what
if I'm just spitballing here. You know how Crispy Kreme
gave you a free donut with your VAX card, So
what if it was like, hey, come get a free joint,
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Come get a free fifth of vodka. You know, like
everybody loves a deal. We're Americans, damn it. We like
free ship. Right. Yeah. It's almost like the like like
the Boss you know when the Boss system was running
New York and you had been like, take the drunks
(37:35):
to the to the polling place, get them liquored up,
and then they'll vote for you. I mean, it feels
like we're just kind of going back to that. I
was like, yeah, man, you like booze. Hey, now that's
a good idea. Get them on their way out. Yeah,
So they go in the weed shop, they get their ship,
they blaze up there on their way out, and they go, hey,
by the way, stop by this tent, right, you know,
(37:58):
give him the jab matter, then we'll give you a
free man. You want another eight, yeah, I'll look you
up right here, just free jaff There are states in
the US where like alcohol is regulated by the government,
so I can right, yeah, Utah. I think New Hampshire.
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I think Pennsylvania also has like weird I don't. I
don't think it's like sold by the government, but I
think it's like they have very strict laws around, like
you can't buy liquor at the same place that you
buy beer and ship like that. So I I wonder
if that also like plays into it if Quebec has
something similar to that, right, But again I think like
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it's funny, like what as I think that's maybe Quebec
because I know there's like the beer store in Canada
and things like that are run like by like by
the municipality that it would only you could only do
that if that's those are the people, like if the
municipality is running the business, because the second you did that,
like the you know, Chamber of Commerce is going to
just come down with the force of God to be like,
(39:03):
are you gonna stop people from buying stuff at any measure?
We don't care what it is, but how are you
How are you going to stop people from consuming? I
think that would always be the big obstacle for you.
It looks like Quebec you can only buy hard liquor
at s a Q, which is Quebec's Liquor Commission and
from nine to five. So it's like they have the
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they have that tap in their hand and they can
turn it on and off. But don't you just worry
about the workers at these places? Some guys jones in
for his weight and he comes in and they're like, sorry,
you can't buy it. You're not back. They're not professional
security people. That's my thing. It's just people are gonna
be mad. I know, you need to add like a
(39:47):
military presence at the door if you're gonna do this,
But like, I mean, that's why it's going to be
a government program. So you put the military presence there.
You also have the tent where you can get the
vaccine right next to it and set yourself up for success.
It looks just like you can just imagine the visual
that Republicans would run with. It's like armed soldiers outside
(40:08):
the liquor store with it tends like, see what they're doing, Man,
get the rounded people up, the rounded people up. But
at this point, I mean, with Omicron quite literally running
rampant through the entire population, it's yeah, I don't, Yeah,
who knows what we're gonna how we're gonna end up here.
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
right back. And we're back. And Business Insider had an
(40:44):
article yesterday about the successor to Millennial pink and gen
Z Yellow, which is like a workid dusty purple kind
of color. But I don't know. I I just love
this sort of ship that that monologue from The Devil
Wears pro To where Meryl streeps and a wind torque
stand in like explains how that's blue, Sirillian, Yeah, exactly,
(41:11):
and how it like trickles down from like an Oscar
de laurenta collection of Surillian gowns, down to like you,
Saint Laurent, and then like it becomes eight different designers
pick that up, and then it's filtered down through the
department stores and then into some I think where you
(41:32):
no doubt fish it out of some clearance bin. But yeah,
so I don't know that that's everything I love, like
underrated forces that formed the zeitgeist and the idea that
there are these like currents and rhythms, you know, thrumbing
through the collective unconscious and we like don't pay attention
to it, but they're like super meaningful and also you know,
(41:55):
color is a powerful force that we can't avoid. The
like affects us in ways that I feel like our
unconscious or our conscious mind doesn't like fully comprehend. And yeah,
it does seem like those two colors pink and those
colors of pink and yellow have like had big, big
(42:16):
moms for the past decade. And I'm curious to get
Jackie your thoughts as a beauty blogger. Well, there are
people who make their living being trend forecasters and it
is truly fascinating. I've had a beauty founder on attribute
discussed this who that was her job at Sephora was
to forecast the colors that everyone's going to be using
(42:39):
for their palates, for their lipsticks. So it's really interesting
where they get it. I don't know, but all I
know is that pink. I'm like a pink gal. Anybody
that knows me knows and everything is pink. I'm actually
not at my house because they're tearing out my bathroom
and it was too loud to record. I meant my
friends else, but my whole office is pink. My wedding
ring is pink. Whope, first wedding was Pink's asleep, right,
(43:03):
here he has a pink tail. We love a pink
in this house. And and my millennial yes, honey, but
pink was before that. Pink is in my soul. Yeah.
And at the same time, it's like, just pick the
color you like, I think some woman somebody always picks
the panto color. It doesn't really affect my life. I
(43:24):
don't know. It doesn't really dictate anything I do. Yeah,
but yeah, I guess it does it right. I think
what it does is like it will definitely changes like
the marketing of companies. That's where I see it most,
like like millennial pink. I'm like, yeah, I get it,
like I knew some I remember some people were on
that wave, but it's not like they're like my whole
identity is this shade of pink. But I do remember
(43:46):
like a raft of products that were in boxes that
were millennial paint or the products themselves. I mean, shout
out to my millennial pink rolling tray for well, yeah,
you know what I mean. Like, that's how that should
have x me or that's how I see it intersecting
more than being I guess I'm not so on trend
and I'm like, well, time to get rid of that
millennial pink and pick up the very Perry Winkle. Yeah.
(44:09):
My only kind of rubric here is trying to picture
Pete Davidson wearing the color. And if I can picture
him wearing the color, I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. Tail,
it's very perry. Yeah, is the exact color, like just
as it appears on Like this is almost like a
magic trick that you have just done. I'll be honest.
(44:32):
Chewch has successfully predicted the pantone color I'd say eight
times and her life it's fact. Go look on her
Instagram the year it was yellow. Her tail was yellow,
the tail, you know. So I don't know, maybe she
knows something I don't know. But Chooch is gen Z.
She was born in oh nine, so perhaps this is
a gen Z into intuition. I don't know. Yeah, oh,
(44:55):
good to know. You gotta figure out how to co
modify that that spooky talent from your day. Oh, I don't.
She can't speak, so it's really hard to get this
information right. I would love like annual reveal of the
next color by you. And it's always just it's been
it was it was rose quarts in, it has been pink.
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It has been purple before as well, So I don't
know how to choose this ship. I mean it seems
like yellow trailed behind lemonade by a couple of like
Beyonce's lemonade. This is the color that Kanye was wearing.
Like not that Kanye is like still the coolest person,
but he's definitely like influential in terms of what people
(45:41):
wear in This color was like all over him when
he did a Coachella like a few years back. So like,
I don't know, it feels like they're they're using a
lot of language like, well, this is because you know,
the pink was about gender nonconformity, the yellow is about
like piss, drinking your own piss. How everyone's now realizing
(46:05):
that if you just drink your own piss, you will
be young forever. Know they they're saying that it's like
a symbol of optimism, whereas I could see it easily
being you know, the the the exact opposite that, Like
they realize that the only thing that they have control
over and like an ability to like speak with is
(46:26):
like you know, what they look like on social media,
and so yellow is like the most visible color. That's
why I like cabs are yellow. It's like the first
color that we I guess seeing a wavelength according to
this article, but like that's what I'd always read. Two
is that like yellow is the color that stands out
(46:47):
the most. Yeah, I had a math teacher who would
print our tests on yellow paper to be like, I'm
giving you guys a leg up, man, that's why highlighters
are yellow. Possibly, yeah, yeah, I mean, what's what like
what let's get to the bottom of all this. But
it's funny when you read this article and they're like,
and you know, I think what we're seeing with like white,
you can like the gen Z's adoption that it's it's
(47:10):
as if you're saying like a very small group because
you're talking about people who are presenting their clothing fashion
sense on social media to even gather this data set
to then have like make these like sociological assumptions. I
think it's a little a little bit of a reach,
but I get if you're just watching the trend waves,
then maybe you're saying that more than being like it
says something about optimism, because like, okay, roll up to
(47:33):
you know, sub Saharan Africa and show them a color
palette and be like, Okay, so what are you guys
vibing with, because based on our color experts, it should
be this one. Like, I just don't know if it's
you know, what, who is it speaking for? Well, if
devil Ware's product is any indication we're all participating, whether
we think we are or not. God pretty much fucked
(47:55):
me up. Okay, I guess I'm in. And also yellow
stuff and definitely having a moment yellow stone, yellow jackets,
yellow yellow pea that we're drinking right now in between
it's actually like we we should say, like let our
listeners know that during the commercial breaks we have been
drinking around pa. I feel great, my breath is awful,
(48:16):
but my hairs have not grown at a single edge
centimeter but mine did so, so why she always get
the benefits? Yeah? I feel like are there other like I?
I guess you know. The thing that makes most sense
to me is like somebody who's cool put the color
(48:37):
out there, and that resonates with other cool people and
then it trickles down to right like, which is exactly
like what Meryl Streep said. I'm gonna go ahead and
assume she made that all up on the spot. Yeah,
it was like, I think of like Kate Raft, right,
they like yellow, They yellow, that's their whole I thought
(48:57):
of that. I thought of them as well when we
were discussing this earlier. Yeah, because my first mind went
to yellow k Raft. That is good branding right there. Yeah,
because to the point where like I, yeah, you've you've
quartered the market where I'm merely thinking of a coloring,
like that's this person that I know. Yeah, and actually
(49:19):
when I think of pink. Yeah, the second you said that,
I was like, oh, yeah, Zach, he's not sucking around
with the pink LIFs. You you live this ship. I mean,
my car is pink. I've really leaned in. Well, I
have a Prius with it's called the Persona series and
they made hundred of them, but they have it as
a pink rear view mirror and like pink accents. But
(49:39):
when I walked over the dealership, I was holding my
dog with a pink tail. I had a pink fur
coat on, and I was like, I'm looking for pre
and he goes, I think I have one you might like,
and I had to you know, it's wait, so it's
black with pink. Google Prius c Persona series and there's two,
there's a lime green to pink. However, I am getting
(50:01):
rid of it because I have to have a mom
car now, so in l A. I'm gonna be selling
it soon. It's a It's a wonderful car if anybody's interested. Okay,
I'm really sad to get rid of it because it's
a mom car. No, I think you should blend in
l A. I'm not trying to stand out. That's why this.
That's enough for me to just be cute. But I
would never drive a fully pink or a wrapped car
(50:21):
with some cool like in l A. You just want
to get to your place with no problems. So I'm
not trying to stand out. You're enough on your own,
you know. Yeah, yeah, you know what should I get?
By the way, I'm looking at suber Us, I'm looking
at I just I don't feel like I'm a crunchy Yeah,
(50:45):
that's not my vibe. But at the company that I
used to work at, had like saw one of the
one of his executives like driving a Subaru I think
out back. It was like, that's a hell of a car,
and I'm like, drove like everybody in the C suite
drove it and they were all the worst people in
the world anyways. But what's the company? Was it? Avon?
(51:09):
When you the Avon lady, you got a pink Carton. Yeah, okay,
so that's kind of but that's a softer pain is
that's not very history millennial pain? Yeah, okay, I think
you got a pink Cadillac. Yeah, yeah, that's it. And
then I mean, I think you're the One thing I've
seen be popular with new parents around me is a
RAV four hybrids. Yeah. I've been looking at those. They're
(51:34):
hard to get right now because the supply chain. They're
going for like six thousand over a sticker, I know,
and I like a deal. Jackie j likes a deal.
So I'm just boned at this point. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I'm looking at I'm looking at
Subaru Cross Trak hybrids, REV four hybrids, Honda c RV hybrid. Yeah,
(51:55):
I don't know. The crossover seems like the new mom car,
like parents like, it's like the cool parent cars, Like
you're not play up in the mini van. It's got
a little swag to it. It's it's elevating so you
can see the road. That's what I want I need
something a little higher off the ground. I would just
get a regular Prius, but I'm if anyone drives the Prius,
you know, they're so low they hit everything and you
(52:18):
have to look under other cars to see what it get.
If you work at a dealership, get jack Let's get Jackie.
How close can you get Jackie to invoice? I'll drive
you know, we'll shout out your dealership. Yeah, fuck it
if you if you really hook up, if you really
hook Jackie up, we'll shut your dealership. You gotta hook
Jackie up and shout y'all out to Yeah. Actually you're
(52:41):
standing to get more impressions, and Jackie doesn't podcast, so
we're not really doing it except for, you know, maybe
hook us up with a discount to when we need
a car. Are there other colors? Like? I feel like
the only other era that is like fully defined by
colors is like the seventies are very clearly like a
combination of like orange and olive, avocado green. What were
(53:07):
the early nineties? We're all neon doubt, neon, neon yellow, ship,
Neon magenta shorts and ship all right look like because
I think all that like Venice Beach fucking you know,
shark gear, gotcha all that surfer ship I used to
wear in the early nineties, that was all very loud, loud. Yeah, eighties.
(53:28):
I feel like I didn't really have a color other
than like gold and silver and like fucking white cocaine. Yeah,
white white gold hmm. And then the I feel like
early two thousand's is like matrix green is like unfortunately
not like cool thing. Yeah, not in a cool way,
(53:50):
but like that color does remind me of early two thousand's, right,
all right, there's a one more thing that has nothing
to do with is that, guys? But I want to
get you guys to pay in on Have you seen
the debate over the colors hut truce and vermilion? No? So,
what color do you picture short when when you hear
the words hurt truce, I don't like dark red like
(54:12):
dried up blood? And what color do you picture when
you hear the word vermilion? Dried up blood? Really? I
mean I don't I don't know. Is that all your
pictures dried blood? I just see, like you know that
scene in the Shining when the elevator doors open, Like
that's what I picture. So I always picture brillion. Yeah, yeah,
it's a real mind fuck. So vermilion I had always
(54:34):
pictured as yellow or green. It is the dry blood color.
Sure truce is a green color, yellow yellow green. Yeah,
And that so there's a there's a petition out there
by people to be like, yo, we need to switch
this up, like flop flip those around because it doesn't
make any sense. And I agree Vermilion that you're saying
(55:01):
that shark truce should be red. Yeah, char truce should
be a dark red like the color you pictured when
you like dry blood. Like I guess in my mind
they were two sides of the same thing. I'm more
attached to vermilion being read than chart truce. If I
had vermilion being read interesting, Yeah, I don't because I
think about it too now because especially in the age
of like, you know, fancy cocktails and stuff, I realized
(55:23):
I'm like, yeah, of course, chart truce is that green color,
because that's a very often used liquor. I see, and
it's yellow. I like, for a million it's sort of
like a peachy red watermelon. Okay, all right, maybe I'm
just wait, but like no, it's it's like a thing
(55:45):
that I had always thought and then on Twitter a
couple like last week was like, are you kidding me?
Like these aren't vermilions not green? And I fully agreed
with that. I was like, yeah, those shouldn't be that.
And then there was somebody like responded and pointed out
that like when you look up vermillion people, or maybe
(56:07):
it's when you look up chert truss, they are like,
chert truce is a red color, but it should be
or chert truce is a green color, but it should
be a red color. Like that's I think one of
the what like on Wikipedia or something like that. I mean,
I wonder if you're going off the Latin vert and
also million, which like makes you think of money. Yeah,
(56:29):
we're like, I feel like the verb gives you give
and if you're like, you know you like languages, maybe
that's subtly speeding seating your mind. That is to be green. Yeah,
there is green like verde or verdant, and million is
like evokes money, especially if you started off with there.
And then cher truce I think I'm thinking of like
(56:50):
chardone and then just the frenchness of it reminds me
of a wine like makes me think of a wine
dahn where were you when I took my essay t
s because this is all really helpful to help you
remember the words, but it's opposite, it's exactly wrong. That's
the problem. Yeah, anyways, zi gang, hit us up, let
(57:17):
us know what colors those words make you think of.
And also if there are other like words out there
they that are not what they sound like exactly. And
also hit us up if you can get Jackie that deal. Okays,
give me that Char Truce Subaru Hunt char Truce Brew Well,
(57:37):
Jackie as always truly a pleasure having you on TDZ
works tis Yeah, Yeah, you and uh Alec Baldwin and
Tom Hanks, I think are the only ones who have
no where can people find you? Follow you, hear you
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(57:59):
It is a beauty comedy podcast, but it's really comedy
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I've really turned towards the comedy. Just we need a
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(58:24):
gotten an invite. Am I not invited? It's virtual, It's virtual, virtual,
damn it. I was like, I'm going to show my
bump off on the red carpet. I was excited, but
you know, we gotta do, we gotta do. Yeah, you
might have to green screen that one. I'm gonna get
some piss drink and maybe I'll show up. So yeah, listen.
Attribute you can find me at Jackie Underscore Michelle on
Twitter or Jackie Michelle Johnson on instuff. And you know,
(58:47):
I'm on TikTok but not really. I'm just sucking around.
But TikTok is so fine, are y'all on there? I'm yeah,
I'm a lurker to it. And I used I've used
the camera to cut like a happy birthday video for
like a young niece or nephew because it's fun. You
can do a little something, because you know, sometimes you're like, hey,
happy birt, you know, sending like video messages to kids.
(59:07):
This one, I'm like, I'm somewhere else. I got behind
me on fake hilters going on m is there a
tweet or some of the work of social media you've
been enjoying. I I'm late to the Josh Gondolman train.
Do you all know Josh? Yeah? I mean he tweets
funny shit every day. He tweeted yesterday, Wow, I can't
(59:30):
believe I'm not on your close friends list, just because
we aren't close friends. And that made me laugh because
when I log on Instagram and you see all the
little greens, are like, wow, you think I'm your close friend.
I'm honored, and then some people don't and you're like, oh, okay,
that's how it is. Yeah, oh fuck you. Okay, Miles,
(59:53):
where can people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying? Friends? Oh? Man?
Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray
and I you like weed and reality TV? Check out
four twenty Day Fiance where Sophia Alexander and I talked,
ninety day Fiance married, the first Sight, you name it,
We're here for it. Some tweets that I like, let
me see, Uh, my goodness, here's one. This one's from
(01:00:16):
Casey Rozario at Casey Rose writes, Hi, I'm Kendall Roy
and this is uh the fucking Disney Channel. I can
hear it in my head and that's fully what it was.
And then this one is from Martha Sharp at Martha
(01:00:39):
J Sharp with an and did you ever think about
a sandwich you eight years ago, like out of nowhere? Yes,
I do, Martha. In fact, I just thought of a
sandwich that I ate, uh, like eons ago tell us
hit us. It was. Look, it was in Costa Rica,
but it was like this Italian deli that was in Coaster, Rika,
(01:01:00):
and this guy needs a salami sandwich that I didn't.
I couldn't understand why it tasted so good. It wasn't
ingredients that I had never had come by soaked bread obviously,
but yeah, it was like this very simple salami sandwich.
I think it was maybe the produce that was good.
But I always think, I'm like, this dude was lying
to me with the ingredients are on there because this
(01:01:21):
ship was hitting so hard for a salami sandwich. And
I still to this day, and why y'all got to
bring sandwiches up to the pregnant lady, because now I'm like,
I gotta have a sandwich. I gotta go get a
damn sandwich. Now sandwich, Well, I want a vegan reuben.
I want a Vegan Reuben sandwich. And I'm in Highland
Park right now, so I need to find someone on
(01:01:42):
the on the east side because there's one at LOCALI.
Y'all know Localia. They have a great one, but I'm
not driving into Hollywood, so I'll find one around here. Yeah,
I need that right now. Okay, that's what about you, Jack,
what's the sandwich you just think of out of nowhere?
You're like, Oh, I was trying to think, Like, there's
a everything bagel that I used to get on Street
in Manhattan that I still think about all the time
(01:02:04):
because it was just like so densely packed with every
with the everything nous of it all, and like the
main food I always think about is that bagel. And
my I lived in Spain for a month in high
school and my Spanish like host mother made a impanada
(01:02:24):
and pads and I've never had anything but even like
approaches it or is even trying to do the same thing.
But it was the best fun. Can we go find her?
Can we? I know? It's incredible. I haven't been able
to find her. Okay, Well, any Spaniards that are listening,
like the Madrid I mean, no shade to the other
empanadas from around the globe, but you know to to
(01:02:46):
help with tuna tomato egg like a bunch of ship
That doesn't sound like it should be that good, but
like that it was. It may might be my favorite
thing I've ever eaten. Ye powerful tweet you just dropped
on us, all right, Well, uh, some tweets I've been enjoying.
Dan Pearlman tweeted, weird how James bomb was always like
(01:03:08):
I'm double O seven, like just be seven. And then
Lisa Dobois tweeted, Boba fette is short for Robert Fettuccini.
M that's true. Yeah, I mean you can't. You can't
deny that. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at daily
(01:03:28):
zeit Geist. Were at the daili ZiT Geist on Instagram.
We have a Facebook fan page and a website Daily
zi guys dot com, where we post our episodes and
our foot swear. We link off to the information that
we talked about in today's episode, as well as the
song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song
are we sending people to go check out? This is
a track from a little band from Miami, Florida that
(01:03:51):
I just started getting into hearing some tracks that I
like called Magic City Hippies. And this track is called
Champagne on the Rider and it's like a nice, you know, tight,
little like sort of modern rock song. And then towards
the end there's like a really nice jam out section
that kind of sounds like Tam and Paula with all
the filters and ships that's on there. So if you
funk with Tam and Paula and you know the jungle,
(01:04:13):
or you know, just bands, are you like hearing these
new these bands nowadays? Tried to heard about these champaign
people who play music together. Yeah, they get together. Champaign
on the Writer is a cool name personal in Magic
City Hits. It's a fun name for a band, So
I'm in it sounds like they drive a Subaru, it does.
It does sound like they might smell bad, but they
(01:04:34):
don't smell like piss. I can tell you that exactly.
Piss on the Writer. The Daily Zeitgeis is a production
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listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for
us this morning, but we are back this afternoon to
tell you what is trending, and we'll talk to you
all then. Bye bye,
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