Eat Like Bey! A World Without Broads 7.26.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season ninety two, Episode
five of John Daly eight Geist production of by Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness and say, officially, off the top,
hey fuck Coke Industries and fun Fox News. How do people?
People don't know why we do that. They tried to

(00:21):
advertise them, so that's we just gotta let it's really
because they didn't pay for the advertising. That's why we're upset.
No other reasons. We have beef with the Coke in
Cooke Brothers or their industry or Foxes. Otherwise we can
be bought. It's Friday, July two thousand nine. Team. My
name is Jack O'Brien ak do or do not? There

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is no Brian. That's courtesy and Hannah Sultness and I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Mr Miles Greg. Do you like to eat a lato
or visit Florence in league? If you are lots of
hot takes about the trim that I took, I'm the

(01:09):
miles that you wait for, Come with me, Mr Great.
Also from a Hannah Saults with the exact of a
gaze today, shout out to you Home on the Summer
sat Uh, not the original a K Goddess, but up there, Hannah,

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So shout out to you any time you cross that
terrible song with me be you know, talk about Italy,
which is a great place to go to a great song. Actually,
now I now realize, right, let's bring our guests. Yeah, oh,
I'm sorry. You know, every time I mentioned Italy, there's
there's a magic in the air that comes. It's it's
hard to describe that song didn't feel Italian. I was

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telling needs, needs, some accordions, and I'm saying, my mommy,
if you'd like to drink Appa Rose Brits, that's what
is the Italian. I think. There you go. We're throwing
in our third seat by the hilarious and talented Alison Stevenson. Hey,

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and you were saying that that song that Miles was singing,
that very good song, very great song. I mean not
that you know what I'm saying. It's from like you know,
it's that arrow where it's like, yeah, you're a cocaine
and you made a song that's catch you. Any song
where a man says making love on ironically, I'm there

(02:37):
and there but you were saying that that song has
a plot. Yeah, it's like a couple I'm married. I
think they're married. They're about to cheat on each other.
So they each put out personal ads and then answer
each other's personal ads. How do they get the right exposition?
Great songwriting? The chorus is the ad is if you

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like like, that's the whole thing, and then they answer
it and make love at midnight, I'm assuming, and then
the next party goes. I didn't think about my lady.
I know that sounds kind of mean, but me and
my old lady had fallen into some the same old
dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out
a personal ad and no, my I'm nobody's poet. I
thought it wasn't half bad. Yes, I like video got

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to love it? Man? Well, was what was Rupert holmes
private life? Like? I like, I like a dude who
talks about making love but also calls his wife my
old lady, my old lady. Yeah, well that's like a
very English thing, is it? Well? Based on the character
from Waynes World two, who is that roady? Yes, that
they had to find he kept saying, and which is
what all of your knowledge of British people is based

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on based off Waynes World to all. My knowledge of
Italy is based on actually going there. Uh huh wait
you went to Italy. I didn't realize that. Anyways, Alison,
we're going to get to know you a little bit better.
But I was in Tuscany for going to take our
listeners through magic. What we're talking about where the sun
as a different like as if the caramel like as

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you can tell. That's mostly what we're going to be
talking about today. But we're also gonna talk about the
takes on, the takes on Mueller. We're gonna talk about
what was going on while we were mullering it up. Uh,
the new Secretary of Defense being Raytheon at this point. Yeah,

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they just brought Raitheon in. Uh, the A V Department
at turning point, student Action summit doing doing a bang
up job. And uh, Miles has written here, goddamn you, Beyonce,
and that's your official opinion. That's my fist at the heavens.
I mean, she is pulling. She just pulled the marketing

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move of the fucking century constantly, and I can't I
can't believe how we constantly walk into these traps. I
feel like almost every time I here some we end
up talking about Beyonce. Was was the last time homecoming? Maybe? Yes,
it was homecoming. There's always something to talk about you.
Then maybe there's something you actually coming into orbit. Yeah,

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just into the zeitgeist with you, the Beyonce of podcast guesting. Yes. Uh,
we're gonna talk about Jeffrey Epstein possibly like trying to
kill himself or possibly being murdered, just reminding us all
why we need to protect this man as if we

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didn't want him dead. Uh. We're gonna talk about Sylvester
Stallone and Casey Affleckx some upcoming coming attractions. Uh that
have just a pretty good guy. Yes, exactly. But first, Alison,
we like to ask our guess, what's something from your
search history that's revealing about who you are. I don't know, man,

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I've been having a lot of boring search is lately,
but I will just say my most recent was I
wanted to know everything about Mandy patinkenlast night because I've
been watching Criminal Minds NonStop for the first time ever.
I'm like just getting into it now, like twelve years
later or whatever, because it's all on Netflix and I
wanted to find out why he left the show. He

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just was like, I don't like how violent this is,
and it upset him, so he left. Yeah, he was like, oh,
this show about serial killers, Like he just didn't know
that it was going to be all violent and with
dead women all the time. Right. Yeah, that sounds like
expect It sounds like the sort of decision you get
to make after you've kept collected a couple of years

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worth of paychecks from that from that job about it? Um,
did you wait? Wasn't he also in uh was the
Princess did Not showtime one? The Home Homeland? Homeland? Yes,
that's what I think. That's when I was like, oh, yeah,

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what else has he been in? That whiz? Yeah? Yeah,
when I realized saw was the dude from Princess Brad,
that was one of those mind blowing moments. Um. Yeah,
he's a talented dude and apparently very good in musical theater. Wholesome, man,
I take it, I just got wholesome vibes off of him. Yeah. Yeah, Well,

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if he hates how violent Criminal Minds is, does he
normally have a beard on Criminal Minds? I don't know.
I saw a picture of him recently that I think
did have facial hair. And he's aging very well too.
How does he I think he's like sixty six or something. Many,
good for you Many. I can't find a picture of

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him without a beard, so it does seem like that
is his general move. He kind of looks like Eugene
Levy with a beard. Bad call. Yeah, they have like
the same sort of smiling eyes. Yeah, I can't hide
the smiling Alison, What is something you think is overrated? Okay?

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This is based off of just being obsessed with nice
sheets lately. Uh, Like, what is the purpose of flat sheets?
They're fucking stupid right, Like, no one needs those, strike it.
I literally just have them sitting in my closet and
I never like it's just a waste of fabric. So
not the ones that fit over the mattress, not the

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like tight the fitted that goes on the mat but
just like that extra pointless Well, I think it's just
to like keep your whatever your comforter from being less
inundated with your body trash and sweat or whatever you
so then you have to wash your comforter constantly or
the cover to it. But I just get a duvet

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sheet I'm feeling it because I move so much when
I sleep, like the ship will end up at the
bottom of the bed, Like it's completely shift. I don't
like it. Go to the hotel room. I'll rip it
right out if in a hotel room. Yeah, it's under
and restricts your movement, you know. Starting to sound like
a sign film. Use it to cover my chest following

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uh just rockets sex, yes, but exactly after to be
a little more decent. Yeah, where would the film industry be?
Where would those sex not just realistic where you're like, okay,
should we go to the bathroom or oh women are
usually wearing bras anyway? Yeah, who needs that? Where is

(09:37):
that realistic post coit as scene? You know what I mean? Yeah,
we can go into that. Yeah, hey, can you turn
the faust on a little bit so it'll help me
pee just a little bit. I need to hear this
flash sound. That's right? What is something you think is underrated? Um?
I'm gonna go with camel toe, okay, go on? Yeah

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what do you mean how you think he's got a
bad rap? Yeah? I think people see it as like
an ugly thing, but it's like, first it's inevitable for
a lot of people, including myself rocking it right now
you can't see because it's the podcast, but just trust Yeah,
but if you guys join our Patreon of every guest,

(10:25):
actually you'll just have the cameras, knuckles, camel toes. It's
all here for you, right, that's the male version of right,
the moose knuckles. Yeah, okay, then I'll add moose knuckles
to don't I think like my old like science teacher,
who are like before we had anatomy class, what's going

(10:46):
on with Mr Harrison? Because mooseknuckles just look uncomfortable? Yeah,
it looks like, yeah, it looks like you're trying to
mush a bunch of clay with fishing wire. Does does
the thing that John Ham had gone that one time
count as a moose knuckle or is that just like
if it's a whole dick knuckle knuckle it was just

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like the whole outline. Yeah, the cover of the Sticky
Fingers album, the like where you can Yeah, it's it's
gotta be. It's gotta be like violently rossed aside Khaki's
or like Jim shorts On to fully pull off the
moose knuckle because jeans don't give you enough, like fabrics

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too thick. Yeah, facts too thick to really like be
bunching in the way that a moose nickel moose knuckle
like a moose nickel too. What is is it? Myth time?
It's mythtime, baby man, people from from now on? Okay, Well,

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I mean I already talked about cammel too, so I
think I'm just going to go right into you know,
here's a myth is that people think I have a
big ass, but I don't. I'm just fat. People think
you have a big ass, like people text you, like
like creeps on the internet, so tew more pictures of
your fat butt or whatever. And it's like, I don't
have a fat but like I literally just have. I'm

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just I'm just wide because I'm fat. So it's like
the illusion of a big button. So they think it's
if they want, they want you to look back at it,
they say, so right, then you can you balance bottles
on it, But realistically it's actually pretty flat, like if
you just look at it, you know, I'm glad we
busted that myth. Yes, I to have a bigger but

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but it's just not the case. It's just not true. Yeah,
butts are different. I mean all butts are different, but
they all have the same value, you know what I mean.
I don't know about that. People think I don't have
a big b because we always take our pictures forward.
But but you should see, man, if you go on Jack,
how if you actually have the prison on the atreon

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him allowing you to follow him on? I g his stories,
the way he'd be seltering in those photos his back arch.
I'm going to give you that. You know how to arch.
It helps a lot, but it's all illusions. It's all
a lie. Yes, my big as is a lie, but

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it is a lie. But it's a beautiful lie. Alright, Jack,
you know you should do just because Z getting so
good a photoshop, we should do a whole photo and
let people have at it. All of these jokes are
aimed at just getting people photo by being tatted up
and having a big old ass. Yeah, now your advertised

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is going to be big. But the perfect man tattoos
and a big button. Well, you know what we can
add that to underrated is you know, we have a
lot of appreciation for female butts, right, not a lot
of people talking about that can be bubbly. You see
that big old butt d but can be pretty hot. Yeah,
now how big? Were you talking? Like? John Snow had

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a nice like Yeah, that was a good like he
had like a nice little man's but but not like
where you go doyo? He hit out. Fuck yeah he said,
but not like doyo yo yo, which is what I'm
looking for, you know, Jack O'Brien. Uh, yeah, I don't

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think I know what a good dude but is other
than when I saw John Snow's. But I was like, whoa,
that's good. That's a good dude. That was one of
the first times that I'd ever looked at a button,
being like, uh, there's a good man's. But you don't
watch the NFL. I do watch the NFL. Dudes with
the yeeks in the NFL. Yeah, watch the NFL. They

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weren't tight pants, you know what I mean? Yeah, but
they're like super compressed. I feel like they all all
butts look the same in NFL. Oh, you're not looking
hard enough. That's that's fair. Yeah. Um, some dumpers on there,
some which is how you describe butts that you find attractive. Man,
dumper isn't a thing that poops that's what you like

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to remind yourself of talking. Yes, oh man, look at
that dumper. Yeah yeah, we're having to pivot. This shows
up with the Daily Dumper. Uh, let's talk about talk

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about Mueller, talk about talk about Mueller. Because people's responses
to the Muller hearing granted, like we talked about yesterday,
uh excruciating television. But the New York Times take was like,
well that sucked. We're going to like, we're gonna suggest
Democrats can't talk about Russia interference in the two thousand

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and sixteen election anymore. Like that was the take from
the Daily The New York Times. Well that because everybody
treats this ship like Game of Thrones and the journalists
are fucking fans all of a sudden. But that wasn't
want that right, Rather than being like, hold on, this
is not fucking entertainment or where you thought some narrative
plot point was going to be achieved in this, it's

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like about why don't you go off what was said
and then run the news like that, rather than buying
into this idea of like, well, the sexiness wasn't there,
Like the optics were not good. I get it. Yeah, No,
dumpers at all, and yeah, truth be told, the ship
wasn't did not give the sound bites or whatever that
maybe you wanted where you could convince people who might

(16:36):
have been on the fence, but I mean, realistically, when
you're looking at everything he said, he's like being like, yeah, man,
we got problems where it's just so fucking around this
guy lied, Uh, you should do what the funk you're
supposed to do. Okay, I gotta go my worthers Worthers break.
That was their takeaway, was that, Yeah, that that It

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just I don't know. It's like the coverage of the
coverage is just like two, I don't know, we we
don't need to be met about this ship, just like
cover the report itself. Don't be like, well, how's this
gonna play with people? I don't know what happened? What
did this guy say about the fucking president of the
United States and his actions? And they're also in a

(17:17):
way like letting Trump lead because everything to him is
just like TV Like TV critics, well you even heard
it on like uh, MSNBC all the networks, Like a
lot of people are like, yeah, I mean Robert Mueller
looked like he lost a step, and it's like, that's
what the New York Times did. Why are you focusing
on that rather than the fact that even despite all
the weird graindstanding a lot of the GOP did and screaming,

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they were never able to actually, you know, get him
to go back on anything, any of the evidence that's
presented in the report. Like there's no being like, yeah, hello,
this is everything is true in here, okay, but you
just want to be like, I mean, it's not the
it's not the sexy Robert Mueller. We were all beaten
off to your tried thought I was going to go

(18:01):
into a strip show like yeah, and uh, the intercept
is Greenwald's paper that's like pretty far left, but it's
They were also the ones who were like the you know,
Russia Gate will now go down in history as like
the most ridiculous, like overreached by the media ever. But
now they've kind of changed their tune now that the

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Mueller report came out, and now like following yesterday's testimony,
they were like literally the dude from the New York Times,
Mike Schmidt, was like, yeah, I mean people are gonna
you know ask Democrats a why are why did you
ever like talk about this in the first place, and

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be why are we still talking about it? And they're
not going to have an answer, and like he this
dude from the intercept was saying that, like, first of all,
the testimony yesterday was not as bad as people were
making it seem. But also like the the things that
are coming out, Like he like journalists should use the

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Mueller Report as like a guide post to tell them
what to look at. They shouldn't just be like, well,
it wasn't as big a deal as we thought it was.
That was very conservative. We didn't even get to see
his dumper on camera. Mueller specifically talked about the fact
that he didn't subpoena the president because he didn't want

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the thing to drag on for like years, and so
that just leaves it up to the media and Congress
to like keep pursuing this. It shouldn't just be like
a a situation where we're like, well, that was embarrassing.
We better just because the president said it was embarrassing. Um. Yeah,

(19:45):
I mean, even like people writing like it was a flop,
that's not the point of that. It's not a movie.
But I guess we've been pulled into like that's where
the discourse is now because we have a president who
speaks in those terms. But it you know, my right
leaning friend from my high school uh chat thread chat

(20:08):
group was like, uh, well, I wonder if Jack's can
admit he's wrong now, And it's like there was literally
nothing of substance that correlated with what people on the
right or people who are like claiming that this wasn't
worth it have been saying, well, even like, well, I
guess he's wrong, wrong about what? Right? The fucking report

(20:28):
is true. That's truth, that's factual. So what am I
like in this context? What are you wrong about? Confused?
Because the same tired as points in the right like,
oh maybe he wasn't in control of the thing. Okay,
even let's play that out. So twelve angry Democrats, if
if that's true, there's nothing in there, nothing in the
report that they've been able to disprove, right, So like

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that's really what If you're really interested in about the
truth of the matter, then the focus should be on
what is in the report that is factually false and
which I don't I don't hear any I don't here
need debate around that. But yeah, so this The last
paragraph of the student's article in the intercept said the
Democratic controlled House should pick up where Mueller left off
create a select investigative committee that consolidates all the House's

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inquiries into Trump and Russia. That would mirror the way
Congress handled water Gate. Long before Congress began impeachment hearings
in the House, a Select Watergate Committee was created in
the Senate to investigate the scandal. Uh So, yeah, it's
like there are steps to move forward, to move this
thing forward. Like this dude was talking about how that
CNN report about how like Julianna Sang was basically colluding

(21:39):
with Russia. The entire time. Uh that came out last
week should have been like a bombshell, But everyone's just like, well,
we'll see if Mueller says anything cool. But otherwise, I
think I think the story is over. I mean, I
think if anything still go forward, because some action has
to be taken, but you don't have to like make
that the focal point of everything that you're or agenda

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is in power to be like, yeah, of course we're
fucking looking at that, But here's these other things too,
that are issues that voters are going to care about.
That we can still keep doing. But maybe that's I
think when there's too much debate within the party about
like what to do. Yeah, so you're left with like
do you I don't know. And then you've got Jerry
Nadler and Nancy Pelosi finding like great grandparents are arguing,

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all right, we're gonna take a quick break, we'll be
right back, and we're back. And while we were all
mullering it up over on that side of things, Trump

(22:48):
was vetoing a congressional attempt to block the Saudi arm
cell mm hmm, yeah, to try and basically punish them
for what is happening, uh and Yemen, and you know,
it's a horrifying human rights abuse that's taking place, and
you know, people were trying to get some sort of

(23:11):
punishment in place, or at least like not rewarding the
Saudi role in in that war. And yeah, he said,
I mean the whole thing is, you know, there there's
so much ship on its face to be like this
is uh, you know, we have a country that we've

(23:33):
always had this really bizarre relationship with where it's like okay,
you let us you know, park our ship in the
Middle East and your spot We'll give you some some
fucking guns and some bombs and ship you Like there's
this this really bizarre relationship where we'll never actually fully
look at the actions of Saudi Arabia and be like
hold them accountable because there's a relationship there. And then
when you have all of these other things going on,

(23:54):
like obviously the people that are dying in Yemen using
the arms that we are giving Saudi Arabia or some
depending on which human rights group you want to look
at um, and the just the actions of Mohammed bin
Salman in regards to the murder of Jamal Hashoji. There's
like plenty there that I think even like even the

(24:15):
most Trumpian loyal fucking people in the guy I don't
even know the term is these trump Trumpers, uh that
are like yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe this is not good.
Maybe we do need to think about who we give
bang bangs to and how they use them, because that's
our calling card. But again, if I think if the
government cared that much, that they'd have to put their

(24:37):
focus on many other avenues. But I think in regards
to this, it's just another extension again where there's there
there was a moment to maybe do something right, and
then here comes this veto where it's like not enough.
This is where this is where we stand. This is
where the United States position is. We're co signing everything
they're doing in Yemen, and we co sign the murder
of journalists, and we co sign all the other human

(24:59):
rights abuse is uh and in fact, we want to
help them do that better. So you know, let's let's
let's keep the eight billion in arms moving. Uh. Well,
speaking of arms, we have a new Secretary of Defense. Yeah,
finally some good news. Yeah, or is it um Mark Esper? Yeah?

(25:21):
Sexy name, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty cool, Mark
Esper Esper. He's got good he's got good resume. You know,
he's a Gulf War veteran boom, He's a former Army secretary,
extensive experience in defense policy in camouflage, looks great in camo.

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Was an extra in the Rock. Yeah really, And that's
why he was probably confirmed nine to eight. Not to
mention that there hasn't been a fucking confirmed secretary like
eight thousand years since Gematics, but like there was, there's
definitely a need to have that position filled. The problem

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is for the eight people who voted nay, they were like, uh, right,
I get all this other stuff. This guy was that
is coming from his job, his last job as the
top lobbyist for raitheon Um, and now he's going to
be the person who's like, yeah, who are we buying from?
What kind of deals do you want to make? Am
I going to show special make considerations for Raytheon Swampy?

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And yeah that was the thing. Like even Elizabeth Warren
she pressed him, uh during his confirmation hearings about just
saying like, will you pledge to recuse yourself from any
decisions that would affect Raytheon or business through with the
dealings with Raytheon? He was like, why the funk would I? Basically,
And he's like, well, I haven't been told, like by
the ethics people that I should. And she's like, I
understand what you've been told, but do you understand what

(26:47):
that looks like? You have been lobbying on their behalf.
Now you're in the fucking driver's seat. Can you can
you guarantee us that you won't you won't have any
kind of corrupt int And he's like, and I can't.
I can't promise that. Even Patrick Shanahan before him, she
was like asked him, will you refuse yourself from any
dealings with Boeing, the former company he used a lot before,
and he was like, yeah, sure, but my man, Mr

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swamp thing Esper was like, I don't think so. So
now that's four cabinet heads that were former lobbyists in
this administration. Although you know, I will, you have to
look at how even Obama did it. He had people
are raytheon working in the Defense Department to so this
is just sort of another indication that is how they work.
But at the same time, when you look at the

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people who voted no, like Elizabeth Warren, Corey Booker, pretty
much every person who's running for president Excepa Burney, he
wasn't he didn't vote, that's sort of what they're signaling
to people who might not be looking at this situation
in the same way and saying like, no, this is
a problem. You see, we're putting people in the positions
of power who used to work on behalf of them

(27:51):
and selling this ship to the government. So you know, yeah,
shout out to the swamp, shout out all swamp things
out there, maybe, but that the whole system is. You
go from you know, public service to benefiting from that
public service in some way financially, to back to being
an elected official, back to you know, back and forth

(28:15):
between appointments, and then you know, enriching yourself from that.
I mean, that's just I'm not saying it's bad, babe.
That's just the way you do business. That's just how
this ship go. That's just you know, a little bit
of an idiot. But how is it technically okay? Like,
how does that fly with the Ethics Committee or is
that what you said? Yeah, I'm not sure what they

(28:36):
gave him. I think because it was so broad, they're like, well,
of course, like how could you in your work experience
accuse yourself. I'm not sure what the laziness is, but
I think just in general, I doubt those ethics lawyer
actually even see that as a problem. We're like, what
as long as like you don't work, there's like, well,
if you still worked for raytheon and then maybe, but

(28:58):
you don't work for them anymore, and who would inc
you know, But that's just the merry go round of
Capital Hill politics. I don't see why Elizabeth Warren has
to be so mean, man, Someone fucking apologized to him
for her because of her. He said, I'm really sorry
about Senator Warren's behavior. She's trying to have a moment

(29:20):
because she's running for president. Who said that, I forget
some ship bag, I can tell you, but it doesn't
even matter because it's the same ship over and over. Uh.
Specifically it was Jim Einhof, Yeah, the chairman of the
Armed Services Committee. He literally said, oh no, no, So
he apologized, and then Rick Scott then said, I guess

(29:43):
you just needed a moment for her presidential campaign. So yeah,
And that's their whole thing is they took all the
people who were like questioning his background and his intent
and how that looks bad. Uh was just everyone's saying, like,
you know, they're just grandstanding there, just grandstanding. It's like, yeah, okay,
that's yeah, that's what we call trying to hold people accountable.

(30:05):
Grand standing. Yeah, And I mean for a reason why
everybody on both sides should find this alarming. The whole
like military industrial complex thing like is not good. Like
what if both sides are incentivized to build more weapons
and like you know, justify the building of more weapons

(30:28):
and the building and the build up of military you know,
just everything. Uh, you know, that makes it so that
it's always in the nation's interest to have like conflict somewhere,
the threat of conflict. Um. You can't sell bombs when
there's peace, right, so you can sell a lot of
weed though, we bit and stocks. Yeah, weaponize about that,

(30:52):
oh ship, you could if you like a poisonous dabs. Um.
Let's talk about what happened at the Turning Points Student
Action Summit. Did you see the photo? Yeah, I'm looking

(31:12):
at it. I did not immediately see what was so
turn Diaper World USA, Charlie Kirk's fucking favorite organization. They
had a student summit where all the the loser kids
you go to school with, We're like, well, I'm going
to see the president talk like can you imagine being
in college right now and being like a trumper college kids?

(31:35):
There was a poll reacent that college students believe everything
that's in the Mother Report, or believe like what's implied
by the Mother Report like that, or look, yeah, you
guys are sheep anyway, and put my red hat on
and fucking goose step into this. Oh and that reminds
me you got to be careful out there because a
lot of the hidden Republicans who like still want to

(31:56):
let cook up with like, you know, the cool liberal girls.
They'll just say they're like mom it right, or libertarian
or libertarian, fiscally conservative, socially racist. Okay, moving on right, Oh,
because god, I bet you could do a whole expose
on like undercover conservatives who have to kind of pretend

(32:17):
to be like progressive in order to have sex. Boy wow. Um.
So yeah, at turning point, the president came to speak.
I think that's when he said, I can do pretty
much whatever I want to do. Like who gave that
fucking line? Um? And he was standing in front of
a presidential seal, um. And but if you look closely,
this was not the presidential seal of the President of

(32:39):
the United States. It was a fucking troll image. Um.
And there are a few things that people were like,
hold on, are you guys looking at what the president
is actually standing in front of. It's a two headed eagle,
which evokes the the seal of the Russian Federation, which
has a two headed bird on it, which is different. Also,

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rather than the arrows that that the eagles clutching, it
was golf clubs in one cash and the other. And
then instead of e pluribus unum, which was like the
like the Latin that's on the seal it says, or
as a puppet in Spanish, and the scrambling from turning

(33:21):
point is just so funny because it first of all
these it's a joke organization dealing with a joke administration,
So like this the Keystone Cops of it all is
just so funny the way this went down with c
and it was like what happened there? First things like
there was zero malicious intent. First of all, um, we're
sorry for the mix up and meant no disrespect to
the White House or the President or the advanced team.

(33:43):
The individual responsible, a member of t p U s
A s a V Team, was let go in the
wake of the incident. According to a source from there
the event, the incident was just a terrible Google search mistake.
TPUSA had event branding on the screens, but during a
run through ahead of Trump's remarks a few hours before
the event, the team was told they had to change
the branding to a presidential seal, prompting a search for

(34:05):
a high quality image quote. One of our video team
members did a Google image search for a high res
PNG file of the presidential seal, um, adding that the
individual quote did the search and with the pressure of
the event, didn't notice that it was a doctored seal
ahead of time the last minute exactly, the White point

(34:25):
the White House just threw them under the bus. So
they were like, if you want to know more, you're
gonna have to ask them, like was the actual I
mean somewhere around that was a quote and then another
source that she didn't talked to who knew like must
be on the advanced team or something, basically says quote. Ultimately,
both t p USA and the White House Advance or
a fault t p U s A and their production

(34:46):
crew were responsible for putting the wrong grafhic up, but
the Advance office should have provided the official seal and
or approved everything that was put out. That's but did
they notice it while it was happening or was it
not notice it all until everything was said and done.
I don't know. I think I only saw it as
like people like in a tweet or something or something

(35:07):
like the press soot. I don't know if it happened
like in the middle of right right, Yeah, I'm sure,
I mean, regardless of how many people in the room
noticed Trump would be the last person something like that,
Like you'd be like, oh, look it looks better. Right
of course, I'm holding my eagle has two heads, and

(35:27):
I'm holding the golf clubs and yeah, they did a
custom for me. I'm bawling and I'm golfing, baby cashing
one hand clubs in the other. Um. And So the
Hollywood Reporter just came out with Hollywood's top power players
contributions to presidential campaign so far. But it was interesting.

(35:52):
So Kamala Harris is number one, and it just like
doesn't reflect what the overall makeup is of like who's
leading in the polls? Wait, what is this exactly? Yeah,
So Hollywood Reporter puts out a the Hollywood Reporter one

(36:12):
hundred list, which is the most powerful people in Hollywood
essentially like in the entertainment. So they went through that
list and saw and checked for who has given money
to which Canada. So Kamala Harris has received seventy three
thousand dollars from that list of people. You know, actually,

(36:35):
Green Lid, Hidden Fences, Joe Biden's uh in second place
with twenty two thousands. So Kamala Harris is fucking crushing yeah,
but Joe Biden in second, and then Amy Klobisher, Kristen Jillibrand,
and Corey Booker coming in next at ten thousand each.

(36:56):
So that's kind of surprising because there are two big
names that are kind of high up in the rankings
that are missing from that list, which Elizabeth Warren and
Bernie Sanders. Uh, they have not not a single member
of that one most Powerful list donated a single dollar

(37:16):
to Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders, not even not a
single dollar. Oh, because they didn't, because they couldn't blow
them out the water with huge donations, because I think
you do nothing, just nothing. I guess that speaks to
like them being like, well I need to be able
to write this off, so if I can only give,
but I mean you can only take speaks to is

(37:37):
that anybody who is trying to like social system, socialize
it up too much or confronts like the current power
structures is going to be unpopular with the people who
are on top of the game. Where's Andrew Yang on
that list? Uh? But yeah, that makes sense. I mean

(38:02):
I think how a predatory like the entertainment industry is
like if if suddenly like people got wise, like what's
and what's going on over here is how is this
business structured? Yea, how does that work? How do these
deals work? But so the politics on screen maybe uh
somewhat progressive, but they don't they don't want that progressive ship.

(38:24):
But where's their money? Where's like spots one oh one
to five hundred. I wonder if that would because I
think that makes sense, like at the highest point, you
want the people who are going to maintain the status quo.
But it's I'm sure they're out number I wonder if
they're outnumbered below that, because you know, I think we
just barely missed the list. I think Alison you were
one oh one, Jack was one oh two. I was

(38:47):
around one fifty. I'm still kind of an outlier. But
like you know, yeah, uh, that is that Hollywood. So
how do we get in that? How do we get
on that list? Just be a billionaire who makes movies.
It was number one. You give a lot of money
to Kamala Harris, she wins the presidency and then she

(39:07):
has a lot of the secretary of Hollywood, secretary of weed.
That's because her family's Jamaica. Alright, we're gonna take another
quick break, We'll be right back, and we're back and

(39:33):
Beyonce is back in the news. What do god? So
there's a fucking video out that says for something called
twenty two days Nutrition. Yeah, I'm like, okay, Beyonce is
doing some kind of thing the video. Okay. So, if
you remember the Homecoming documentary about beach Ella, one of

(39:54):
the one of the sequences specifically deals with her getting
back in shape after having her children and getting in
peak Yance fitness level so she can show people what
stamina is. Yeah, okay, And I mean you see her
physically change, like over the course of the documentary, like
she just looks different from the beginning to the end
because she's just had babies. Like it's and she's like,

(40:17):
I'm going on this, I'm doing plant based or whatever.
If you're was the scene where jay Z acts super casual?
Was that in response to her saying I fit in
this thing now? Okay. So in this clip right there,
show a lot of the Homecoming documentary and sort of
connect this her new nutrition thing with like her her transformation.
And there's a moment where she's like, but I was

(40:38):
working with you know, Marco Borguez, who was like my
nutritionists they do that same sequence. It's like I fit
in it, but they cut to a FaceTime thing of
the nutritionist and he's like so much more excited, Like
it's just it was just funny that I was like,
wait that, I don't think that moment was in the documentary, right,
I think it's only jay Z. Anyway, it doesn't matter
because this is where it comes in. This teaser basically

(41:01):
takes that whole like transformation sequence and just serves it
right back to the viewer in the final you can
now do this fucking too with Beyonce's twenty two day
nutrition plan, and it's I was kind of like, Okay,
what the what kind of snake wilt ship is this?
It's actually I don't know. I'm I'm not fully I
can't say I'm too suspicious of it because she's basically

(41:22):
just selling like meal planning guide, but to eat like
healthy and more in a plant based diet. And I'm like, okay,
so you're not like on some like try beyond say
meat beyond me, yea beyond um, Like it's just very
much like this is how you can eat vegan. Here's
a meal plan. Um. It's relatively cheap. It's gets you

(41:46):
a year of like the of the plan. So what'll
do is like you'll take a survey, you tell like
what you like to eat, what you don't like. It
will then begin like telling you, okay, these are the
kinds of dishes you would like. You can say how
much time you have to So it doesn't even like
the food. No, no, it's not about that. It's just
about like empowering you to be like if you can
stick to this, like this is how you can do it.

(42:08):
This is these are foods you'll most likely like to
make it easier for you to eat this diet um
and even like tells you like recipes to cook based
on like even the appliances you have in your kitchen.
So it's not like this thing that just assumes like, oh,
you probably have a chef's kitchen with Viking range and staff.
Like it's like, oh, yeah, like you might not have
this thing. Okay, here's how you can do it with

(42:29):
a microwave. But like it's still allowing people to be like, yeah,
if you want to eat healthier, an app. It's an app, yeah,
and I think probably a website too, But it's just
purely information based on this and like like meal planning
to just eat healthier. And she did have that thing,
that initiative for going vegan where it's like if you like,

(42:49):
if you sign up, you go to every Beyonce concept
for life. So this is like one day of the
week vegan. Yeah, um, can you print it out for me?
Because that's what I would need. Yeah, you can print
it out to you can not looking on your iPad
or your Google glasses. That you remember that detail from
Hillary Clinton's campaign where like she had a whole like

(43:10):
person whose job was just to print her emails up
for her. Oh yeah, isn't Trump the same way too? Yeah?
Probably he hates just give me the paper version. Although
I kind of like marking articles up, Like if I
have to really like analyze something, it's it's kind of
hard to do on computer. It's not as effective even

(43:30):
if you can technically, it's just like not yeah, like
I'm good at like underlining right in the margin. Fuck
that right, That's how I have great papers on this
intro paragraph ship bro. Fuck this non sense. But yeah,
I mean this does seem like I mean, first of all,
that price point is I thought it was gonna be

(43:51):
I thought you're gonna say a month or something like that.
A year is pretty manageable. And I'm confused about what
you're buying. You're just buying buying ice. Yeah, basically like
you're buying a nutritionist, an automated nutritionist, like week to
week it helps. So what I will do that it
is a meal planner which offers members access to tools
and foods that empower everyone to become their healthiest self

(44:14):
through proper nutrition. Uh and yeah, so it basically just
gives you food recommendations as well as then I think
this is where you get the in app purchases as
well as access to a line of us d A
organic non gmo plant based products. But I think even then,
if you want to do the d I Y version
is like, all right, just give me the rest, give
me the Beyonce recipes and let me get snatched. Like

(44:37):
the opposite of this is like Alex Jones doing like
nutraceuticals or like your brain will come out your face. Yeah,
you just take one of these and you'll be as
smart as me. You'll come wisdom. Whoa Alex? But you
know this is this doesn't like promised to have the

(44:57):
silver bullet it's just like, yeah, I mean it's still hard.
Is the thing is, it's Beyonce's Jupiter levels of gravitational
force that she has on people and using This is
why I'm saying god damn you, because it's like a
genius way of like saying, remember that documentary and you're
damn good on Beyonce And now it's like, Hi, would

(45:19):
you like to buy that experience? And it's like, fuck,
you already poisoned my mind. Remember that really motivational, wholesome section.
What if that was an infomercial? Yes, so still you know,
getting her capitalists on. Yeah, yeah, I mean you know,
I just never claimed not to be. I feel like
that should be free, if you know, if you really
want to yea again. But I don't know, that's just me.

(45:42):
I think what you do totally. I think that's where
it's hard for me. Like, on one hand, I'm like,
I get what the intent is. At the same time,
it's like, you know, you gotta make money. That's at
that level. That's where I don't think anyone. I would
be surprised if someone at this point was like using
their outside popularity to be like, you know what, this

(46:03):
is free because imagine how many people if that ship
were free, you'd have a What I would do is
just invest in some vegan ship. Beyonce, I give you
the free meal plan, and you'll probably a somewhat of
a jump in sales from people being like, Okay, I'm
gonna do the Beyonce twenty two Beachella. Well, I mean,
I think about how much the money the president is
losing just by being the president, how much he's sacrificed

(46:26):
because he makes so much money, just like hand over fist.
Yeah yeah, yeah, good point money now right, pay um Well,
speaking of the president, Jeffrey Epstein was I don't know this.
The story is a little bit confusing, but a local
NBC station is reporting that he was found uh like

(46:49):
semi conscious in his cell and injured right with a
neck injury, and they're treating it as a possible attempted suicide,
possible assault and they oh they so they're they're leaving
room to say it could it might be, it might
be this other They're just like not saying anything basically,
but the but that's confirmed that that happened at least, yes,

(47:12):
and the reporting is he's currently still in the same
like part of the prison. But he's on suicide watch,
so it makes sense that it was possibly a suicide thing.
But this just makes me really extra I want to
make sure that he is not allowed to kill himself

(47:34):
or being Yeah, and have it looked like he killed himself,
because when I was picturing what it looked like where
he was being held, I was picturing like Magneto prison
or like Hannibal Lecters, like ulexylex, like little goldfish bowl

(47:54):
where you can see him from all angles. Uh, he's
like in a prison cell with a hit in. He
has a celly. Yes, he has a cell His name
is Nicolas tartag Leone and he murdered four people. He
was a former cop who murdered four people. Uh, in
an alleged cocaine distribution conspiracy. Uh so oh good. So

(48:18):
a corrupt cop who's killed cop him and in a
prison cell with a guy who's connected to very powerful people,
who's this I would watch, whose testimony could potentially bring
down so many elements of the entertainment industry, politics, and
and that really yes, his selly is that guy? Why
does he have a celly? Like why are you treating

(48:40):
him like a normal like this dude, so many people,
and if he either kills himself or is killed and
it's made to look like a suicide, like that's going
to look really fucking bad for everyone. Like they like,
it's weird how we're like actually can tarned with the

(49:00):
well being of a sexual predator because well because it's
just like, please, we need Jeffrey Epstein to fully uh
you know, d what's unobscure, I guess, make make clear, clarify,
bring clarity to this web of sexual predators and pedophiles

(49:22):
that work that he was piling around with. Um and yeah,
now we're like, now I'm like, how's he How does
he have a cellmate? Right? Yeah, I don't know how
he has a cellmate. And like they're supposedly like treating
like they are complaining because there's like rats and like
the food is terrible and ship like that him and
Tartaglione are we're both like complaining together because people were

(49:45):
asking if maybe his celly was like assaulted him and
the Celli's uh lawyers are like they get along great,
are you kidding me? They love each other. They were
just complaining together about which is a weird flex on
their part. But they were just complaining together about how
bad it is in there, flooding rodents and bad food,

(50:06):
which I mean, yeah, nobody has ever deserved that more
than Jeffrey Epstein. But I don't want him dead. We
need we need to keep him alive for as long
as we can get information out of him. Um, so yeah,
keep him. I'm sure the the internet is a flutter
with conspiracy theories at this plaint of like Clinton's Clintons,

(50:30):
Clinton's Yeah, I mean Clinton's man. Also, like if if
you were someone on suicide watch, like are they normally
left alone or they have a seally to be? Like
maybe this murderer will cheer you up, right, Like, I'm
not sure what the logic is there. I'm assuming he's

(50:51):
no longer with the seally right now? Yeah, now his
sally is Ropeman, Ropeman, mc knife, hands hug. It's just
a big Boa constrictor. Don't fall asleep, jeff Alright, let's

(51:14):
talk about Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, you know, I don't right race.
You knows only can say, don't I got rights? I
don't think I could do anything. You can say the
hell out of that phrase. He wants to reboot Rocky.

(51:37):
Somehow he did that right, Like Creed was a great movie,
and you know Creed two. I haven't seen, but Creed
two Electric boogleoo. Yeah, it's pretty good. Years the last
thing we saw. Yeah, he's seventy three. There's no way that.
I mean, the point of a Rocky movie is that

(51:58):
Rocky fights at the end of the Rocky movie. Yeah,
but now he's fighting against osteo prosis and so that'll
be really out of calcium. Yeah, I mean so in
this one. Uh, they said so. He didn't interview with
Interview recently where he talked about a lot of things,
but when they talked about a sequel, Stallone says there's
a good chance that Rocky may right again. He then

(52:20):
goes on to divulge the plot of the sequel, which involves,
now get this ship, Rocky quote befriending a young street
fighter living in the US illegally, Rocky means a young
angry person. When he comes to see his sister, he
takes him into his la unbelievable adventure begins and they

(52:41):
wind up south of the border. It's very, very timely.
What the fuck is this? I mean, White Fight Savior,
Fucking what the seventy three year old Rocky is like
running around on like Border Crossing Adventures Immigration Advocate three. Yeah, yeah,
I know he looks amazing, right does he look? I mean,

(53:05):
if you pump yourself up with enough H G H
or whatever the funk else like a melting novelty can
I mean yeah, I'm sure. I mean I can only
guess he's like, yeah, you know it's gonna be Mexican,
you know, I mean he has so he had the
perfect mind for the eighties because like so the idea

(53:26):
of Rocky going to Russia to win the Cold War
was just the right amount of cheesiness for the eighties.
But right now, like it's like two on the note. Yeah,
it's just it doesn't it doesn't work for the modern world. Yeah,
you know he's gonna go to Mexico and fight the
me to mafia. Yeah him out, Like what the means?

(53:50):
You know, all the will bring it in the me
too stuff. You know you're gonna fight him, Like Okay.
The other thing is, though he wants to do a
TV prequel series, this guy is trying to bite the
whole fucking apple. And but this is where he was like,
but I can't do that because a he doesn't even
own the intellectual property rights to anything having to do

(54:10):
with Rocky. He was fucking hoodwinked out of his IP
rights to to Rocky. He fucking he created Rocky, right,
the fucking writer of it. That's a pretty common thing. Actually, yeah, yeah,
he wrote it when he was a nobody in Hollywood
and like right sold it to the studio. Like the
studio didn't even want him to be the person in it,

(54:33):
and he like had to basically put his foot down
and be like, look, you can have the intellectual property,
just let me just let me fight you. But I think, yeah,
I think the producer who does have the rights our
own Winkler like has a good relationship with Sylvester Stalone.
So he's the one who's always been like okay, like, yeah,
let's do another one. Maybe not this pretty cool thing,

(54:56):
but also you know, I'm like got old guy me
eating a young angry kid fighter is also crete, right, Yeah,
it's like, yes, I hear to come out and see
the movie. Uh, Rocky is also based on like so

(55:18):
Stallone went and saw this fight where a guy named
Chuck Webner basically like made it to the last round
with Muhammad Ali and so Rocky is essentially a true story.
And Sylvester Stalone just like never gave this guy credit,
and like at first he was like, yeah, it's based
on Chuck Webner, and then people were like, that's not

(55:39):
and he was like, it's not based on anyone. It's Rocky.
Uh so, yeah, kind of fucked up Chuck Wepner like
signs uh boxing gloves and like a you know, one
bedroom house for living these days, and one bedroom house
sounds pretty nice. Yeah, it's actually beautiful. It's like a

(56:03):
Santa Monica bungalow. It's really it's like on one of
those streets right off ocean that's like kind of those
preserved areas. Right. It's just a praise for two pointe
million dollars actually, And let's talk about Casey Affleck real quick.
So he's got a movie coming out in August called

(56:24):
Light of My Life is what it's called, So Casey Affleck,
it sounds like something a shitty husband says in an
apology card. Of course, the Light of My Wife. Yes,
um so this is an apology film. So this is
a movie in which all women are dead except for

(56:47):
a Yeah. So just too. In case you forgot, during
the making of I'm Still Here, which is was a
fake documentary about Joaquin Phoenix growing a beard or something
and then rapping and then anyways, Affleck routinely referred to

(57:09):
women as Col's assaulted a woman when she wouldn't share
a hotel room with him, and uh straight up showed
up in a woman's bed one night uninvited. Uh. Yeah,
so you know he didn't go to the Oscars last
year because his publicist said, that's a no win situation
for Casey. He's just okay, I'm sorry, no, And what

(57:32):
situation is he supposed to win? Right? Oh, that's a
no win for him? Yes, that's such a weird way
of saying that. Of like, clearly my client is in
some ship right now, and it's probably better he keeps
his ass home rather than no, he won't win and
they won't win. It's just no one's gonna win. So uh.

(57:53):
He has taken full responsibility for his actions by uh
saying things like the buck had to stop at me
as one of the producers that contributed to an unprofessional environment.
So water under the bridge. Yeah, he should not have
quote tolerated now shouldn't have tolerated that kind of behavior

(58:16):
from other people. So I mean, but yeah, his he's
totally owning up to it. Anyways, this new movie is
all about a world where women all died from a
female targeted plague. Uh and the female targeted plague is
not played by Casey Affleck. It's just just an illness

(58:38):
that's out all the women. Um, and he has a daughter,
so he's like trying to survive the post apocalypse with
his daughter. So every woman is alive except his da
are dead except his daughter, except his daughter. And uh so, yeah,
because as the father of a daughter, I really understand

(59:03):
how how women must be feeling at this moment. Uh No,
that's literally the like the deal though. It's like, as
as a father of a daughter, like I'm shepherding her
through this like fucked world. Yeah, yeah, that I'm contributing to.
But anyway, I created like literally as I wrote the
script um, people immediately pointed out the connection, and you know,

(59:25):
the idea that maybe this is some wish fulfillment where
he gets to just be a bro um and not
have to worry about like women women. She's christ the
survival of the species. Just so confused, like does it
say what the plot is exactly like other than the
fact that all the women are now it looks very
much like The Road. It looks like he read The

(59:47):
Road and saw Children of Men in the same week,
and and also and then saw his mention. He says
he wrote it before uh quote those things be came
part of the conversation and uh but he still decided
to make it, and it's apparently getting good reviews based

(01:00:10):
on the trailer, so I mean maybe the script could
be good. It's like, why is he in it? Right? What?
That's that's the part where they completely fucked up? Well,
it's my story, yeah, uh wow, okay, and then his
brother in the same week. This past week, it was
announced that he is finally reuniting with Matt Damon for

(01:00:35):
the first movie with the two of them in it
in a long time. This new movie is called The
Last Duel and it's about two friends who duel to
the death because one of them raped the other one's wife.
So it's a movie about rape in which the focus
is the two male stars of Dogma Um. And it's

(01:01:01):
like takes place in France, right, It's like, yeah, so
this is actually like a crazy story. Uh, like you
can actually watch it's not a story about like some
ship that went down to see me valley. Right now,
you can watch the video of this duel that took
place in the sixties where yeah, it was like, well
it's based on a real thing. Yeah, yeah, it's on
a real thing where these two dudes I think to

(01:01:24):
the death, um with swords and it was swords, Yeah, yeah, wow,
it was with and like yeah, well, why do we
mean to see them just like look at the look
at the footage of two of the men actually fight
killing each other. Yea um. But it was like basically

(01:01:48):
one of them comes back from war and the other
one's wife is like, that dude raped me, like your
best friend, and then he's like uh he brings it
to the head of the kind like, it gets brought
further and further up in the court, and the King
of France gives them the decision that the two men
should fight a duel to the death, and that's what happens.

(01:02:12):
What years is supposed to it's the same, but there
wasn't a King of France in the sixties though that's
probably at the beginning of when men gave a ship
if that's like the start of giving a ship if
a woman gets raped, right, right? But then it was
still like yeah but y'all got a sword fight, like
still solving it the most toxic one, right yeah, yeah,

(01:02:32):
but I fight with these fucking swords though, just like
an easy solutions wins. Then that's what it was meant
to be. Bro, I don't make the rules. I'm the
king of France. Yeah you do. You just made this up.
But I'm saying that would be sick if we videoed it.
Wait what Um, yeah, it's pretty wild anyways. Uh So

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to those those two movies, come it out, well, I
hope it's a double feature. And I mean the trailer
for the one, the Children of Men of the Road
rip off is looks watchable. Um if you take out

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the context or just take out the context exactly. I'm
here for the art man, not the artist. Okay, that's right,
big And it's scored by an R. Kelly soundtrack. Alright, Well, Allison,
it's been a pleasure having you as always. Thank you
so much. Where can people find you at? Just about

(01:03:40):
glad on everything? Is there a tweet you've been enjoyed? Oh?
Actually yeah? Hold on, let me open it up. I
took a picture of it. I don't know, he might
not agree, but I think this is a good This
is from at pant Underscore leg and go on, right,

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I d k who needs to hear this? But crocs
are sexual. They are a sexual shoe. M hmmm, which
I guess I could see that there is something about
a croc that's sexual, definitely more than tiva's are anti sex. Yeah,
they make me wear another pair of panties, like the

(01:04:21):
opposite of a panty drop. Yeah, Miles, where can people
find you? Oh man? Uh these days? If I'm not
under the Tuscan sun, you can find me on Twitter
and Instagram at miles of break, and you can find
my musings about the beautiful country that is Italy. Yeah,
go there. If you want to know about a tweet,

(01:04:43):
I like, um, there's actually okay, let's let's do one
of these. Uh uh. This one is from Reductress and
it just says for activities to do with your friend
who's only available because her boyfriend is out of town.
Uh And yeah, as anybody who's boot up knows, that's
very relatable. Yeah. Yeah, wonly hang when you're when you

(01:05:07):
segondif your others out of tone? M h yeah, Saturdays
for the boys. You know what I mean? Saturdays for
the boys. What is that from? I don't know, toxic U.
There was a hat that like, uh, I saw it
like that and someone asked me, was like, oh that's funny.
I like no, no, no, that person is probably a scumbag,

(01:05:28):
right if you're like walking around parading with Saturday's Saturday.
But I could wear that hat and it'd be chill. Yeah.
Fuck yeah, because I think I want that hat. Yeah,
that's really official. Top tweeted imitating christ by inviting my
friends to dinner so I can accuse them of betraying
me and haters. Average Joe jazz my Pants tweeted Peter Pan,

(01:05:54):
So we meet again, Captain Hook Captain Hook. Well, well
wait wait, you guys call me Hook, Peter Pan, Yeah,
Captain Hook because of the hand, Peter Pan, I'm sorry,
Captain Hook. Wow. Okay, Hey, my dad's dead too. Why
don't you call me captain dead dad? Uh? And then

(01:06:17):
Andrew noid Weber tweeted Batman fighting his way through dozens
of prison guards to stop Epstein from testifying about billionaire
pedophile Bruce. Uh. Find me on Twitter at Jack underscorel Brian.
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeys for
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page and a website, Daily zeitgeys dot com, where we
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as well as the song we right out on miles
What are we riding into the weekend? On? Oh Man?
Another track from La Bamba because I've dig everything she does. Uh,

(01:06:58):
and this track again toe Tapper. It will put honey
or mill in your hips. Shout out to yeah or no,
that's in is in French? Actually okay, I'm sorry. I'm
so international sometimes I forget my words. Uh. This track
is called and I was you know Spanish means bruha

(01:07:18):
of brujas orches and yeah, it's I mon, it's it's
so good. Also, I forgot to say shout out to
Puerto Rico for holding it down and now fucking Yo
is out of there. I know you're really also not
happy with who's about to come in, but Yo, thank
you for showing people what happens when you get you know,
enough people out in the streets and pulling up in

(01:07:40):
physical space. What would it take for America to get
likes to go down? Yeah, I like Netflix went down.
It would have to deal with people not having their
fucking opium to just subdue their like outrage. You know what. Right,
It's like if we ran out and Netflix and fast
food and alcohol cigarettes. Yeah, that would be bad. That's

(01:08:05):
how we unite the Five Kings. But then we'd be
we'd be protesting to put like off. Yeah. Well, look,
one step at a time, Okay, you know, first, we
gotta first, we gotta get all the fast food places
to close down long enough. The Daily Zis is a
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podcast or wherever fine podcasts, or give it away for free.
That's gonna do it for this week. We will be
back on Monday with episode ninety three. Talk to you guys,
then with season ninety three, Talk to you guys. Then
have a great weekend. Bye baby. Also as a hand

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sabe yourself side, the morn says play Baby. Also

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