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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Wake
Me Up. When September trans Um. We did that at
the beginning of September. It is the end of September.
So the official title here will be Extraordinary Trendition. Extraordinary
Trendition CEO super producer Brian Um because we tried to
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really a super extra extraordinary trendition with Julian Assange. We
being me and the CIA. I like to refer to
the CIA the way that sports fans refer to their
team as we like me and the CIA want to
go to my man cave. It's all decked out in
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CIA style. Um, I've got my own Mini Langley in.
I am Jack, you are Miles Hey, and here's some
of the things that are trending. I really appreciate you
putting this one front and center. Joel Embiid is trending.
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He's talking shit about Ben Simmons, so, uh, I guess
training camp started today. Ben Simmons was not their Teammates
of his were like, you know, we're just ready for
him to come back whenever he wants to um and
then he was like, I'm not coming back, and then
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Embiid was like, we should have treated you instead of
Jimmy Butler. Um, which is true. Uh, almost definitely true
from a basketball standpoint. Um, you know, I think Jimmy
Butler can be difficult teammate for some people to get
along with. But it turns up Ben Simmons is too
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being like in the ashes of a team, like what
where there was something happening here but no more. Yeah,
it's like remember when I had All Stars for teammates.
Um m hmm, I mean I'm beaten Butler were pretty tight.
But yeah, I mean Butler left, the Sixers went to
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the Heat and with far less supporting talent, went to
the finals the next year or so. You know, I
think it's pretty inarguable that they picked the wrong guy. Well,
now he's got his very best friend in beat he
can now just you know, do his thing with Andre Drummond.
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Oh my god, that's the iciest reception I've ever seen.
Somebody could join it in. But so his backup is
now Andre Drummond, who is somebody he has had an
ongoing ward wards with. And I don't know, I like
him bead when he's shoot on Twitter, but when he's
actually talking shipped to somebody about basketball it's like it
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doesn't work quite as well for whatever reason, because I
think he's actually, like in person, sort of a shy,
quiet person, and so he can't really like talk ship
with his chest out because like he knows that if
he was in person, he would probably like mutter something
under his breath. Sorry, Joel, what did you say? I'm sorry, Joel?
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Is it you know? But I mean he's also seven
ft two and the strongest human in the NBA, So alright, like,
so what the fuck you gonna hard cut to me?
In the ICU the it is interesting because he implied
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that they got rid of Jimmy Butler to appease Ben Simmons,
which makes it sound like Ben Simmons that that is
kind of some X for ship talking like shade throwing,
where he's like, Benson is a diva man. We had
to get rid of our best player because of him,
and he freaking almost died in the bubble playing so hard.
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That's true, he did. Ray j Rage is out here trending,
I guess because people are just realizing that he's Brandy's brother.
You didn't know Brandy Norwood and Rage, they were they
it's we're old and this like happened last time. I
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feel like there was like another trend to be like
what is wrong with people? Initially that it's like we're
older than other people who are now being like whoa
that guy's Brandy's you know sibling. Um. This is my
equivalent of people thinking that the Titanic was made up
for the James Camera movie. Um, like do you remember
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when that was the thing, Like people being like yo,
the Titanic was a real ship, or like someone someone
collected all those tweets. Well, for me, ray J was
the Titanic of our time and not recognizing his place
in that family. Yeah, there's there's just one clip because
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somebody was like, I don't care what why ray J
is trending. I'm playing this clip of him talking to
Speedy over at Complex when ray J was like I guess,
promoting his sunglasses that he claims was unbreakable. Just this
exchange alone is just comedy gold and it just feels
like something from like a scene from Curb and just
just feast your ears upon this posting the glasses they're unbreakable, unbreakable.
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They're unbreakable, breakable. Step one right now, now you step
on It's your product. You step on the head, speedy
step on, I can't do that. I bet you could
break these. They're unbreakable, they're kable. Don't tell me, don't
tell listen. Break isn't speedy. They're unbreakable. They cannot break.
It's impossible broken broken. I don't care, m Um, I
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don't care. I don't care. That's like, truly, that's the
That's like the kid in elementary school who would lie
all the time, and like when they get caught, they
don't care. It's like the I'll never take an l technique.
You just don't care about that. You have to really, Yeah,
the thing is, I don't care. So I'm glad you
broke them because that proves that you care more than me.
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But you just said that they wouldn't break it. Therefore,
you came into this discussion with a viewpoint that we
just proved was incorrect. But you don't care. Watching him
start the lie, continue the lie, then recover from having
been caught in a lie is like you kind of
have to watch it because he like it's just a
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I don't know. Really, he brings you back to every person,
every bad liar you've ever dealt with, who you're like,
I know you're lying, but I know, like I can
just prove it right now by calling them right. It's like,
just like the most it's the same tactics the most
craven politicians use. Yeah, no, I trust me, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work. It didn't. I don't care what the
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fund did. We just spend all this time for the
last media wants you to care about that come out.
That's fake news. Um, get out of here, get them out. Uh.
And for anybody who had forgotten that ray J was
Brandy's brother, all I have to say is those who
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forget history or doomed to repeat it. Um, So think
about that rap city is trending. Rap City, rap, rap
city city, Yes, rap City bringing it back. Maybe it's
the apparent Big Tig. He went on his Instagram. He
was on a set. It had rap City pillows and
it said it this is not a fucking game. Rap
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Cities coming back. Uh. It should ended in two thousand eight.
So it's been it's been a long long time. And
I mean a young, a young teenage Miles was living
for those basement episodes when people get in the booth
and hit a freestyle. Um, it'll be interesting to see
like what the what this show offers in this age
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of like social media and things like that, and what
the format will be. But again, just again, and as
an old I'm like, yeah, bring bring that back, bring
it on back. M hm, unless, of course, like Big
Tigger has been like canceled or some ship. I don't know.
Half the time, you're like you can find out like
oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. You don't want that,
you don't want to be that guy. But as a
concept rap city I support it. He seems pretty clean.
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He began his rap career when he was featured on Snake,
a top twenties song from R. Kelly's two thousand three
album Chocolate Factory. Uh that's probably all right, um, but
it's someone with no real music career, like has to
be on a fucking R Kelly track, right, Uh? Shit
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sheet us a different time, as a different time, we
were all making jokes that he was having just you know,
these these bizarre relationships with young women that were not consensual.
We joked about it was a different time, different brea. Yeah,
there's a whole Chapel show sketch about it, alright, let's
take a quick break and we'll be right back. And
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we're back, Um, and we have some more audio for you.
That's an audio extravaganza today. So fin stuff for any
of our elderly listeners. It's people great self care skills
and are not on Instagram. It just means fake Instagram.
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It's like, you know your fake Instagram handle your you
can lark with it. You can you know people won't
know about it, and then you can post like real
ship and know that the people you follow is just
like you know, you have a smaller group, or you
just use it for nefarious purposes. But a fake Instagram account,
I think we've we're aware of this phenomenon. Its slang term.
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Uh yeah. But if you're some elderly fucking person in
the Senate who's you know, holding a lot of the
cards as it relates to our future collectively, UM, I'm
just gonna play this. This is Senator Blumenthal out of
hearing with Facebook Safety chief, and he's got a really
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pressing question to ask Facebook what they're fucking stances with
these fence dos? Will you commit to ending fence stuff?
He says confidently. Senator again, to make we don't actually
we don't actually do do fin st to. What Finca
refers to is young people setting up accounts where they
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want they want to have more privacy you refer to
as privacy from their parents. What in my interaction with teams,
what I found that they sometimes like to have a
an account where they can interact just with there with
a smaller group of friends. Is one of yours? Actually,
finced is one of your products or services when I'm
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talking about Google or Apple, it's Facebook, correct finton slang. Okay, again,
we need fucking term limits, you know, we gotta we
have to do. We can't have fucking people that are
so out of their depth at a fucking hearing with
Facebook going there with that not even a half deck,
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like a shred of a deck of knowledge about what
is happening here. I mean, like, will you commit to
ending fince uh. That's like having to the fucking people
from like White Clock come through, like will you commit
to ending shotguns? It's like what it's like, it's a
very dangerous way of consuming alcohol in a very quick manner.
Will you will you uh commit to ending? It's like
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that's people using our product in their own fun up way.
But he's so adamant he could have recovered. If he
was listening to the answer, he could have recovered and
been like right, But I'm just saying like that is
sometimes an abusable like you know practice, like is there
anything you guys can do from uh, yeah, from a
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monitoring standpoint? But he was like, let me see, what
is the way that I can double down on this?
That is even stupider than my first question, were clarify
solidifies the stupidity of the belief representative? My first question,
it's the offense to is one of your products. It's
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not a product. No, it's not an Apple, it's not
a Google, it's not Google, it's a Facebook is offense.
So what do you help him? Shame on your staff,
Shame on that staff. I mean they're not preparing him,
are they him? At this point? Are they just yeah? Right,
because you imagine like you're like, yo, ask about Hey,
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I asked him about both a real quick Hey we're
talking just like yeah, that would be amazing. Um what
but what what is up with BOTHA miles I'm not no,
not do no, Go ahead, tell me what what tell
me about both? I'm not I'm confused. I'm unaware of both.
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Oh so Bluementhal all right, y'all mark Zuckerberg out. That's
how Zuckerberger replies, He's like, yeah, we're you committed? Are
you committed to ending BOTHA? I'm sorry both of these nuts. Well,
I would throw the question back at you what your
thoughts are on on both of um? Because that's like
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it's true Zuckerberg because he's like no longer apologizing for ship.
Yeah right, I control minds baby, Yeah, so term limits
really think about you know again, these are the people
who are leading us into a a new age or
an old they're leading us into their old age. Yes.
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M b A has kind of reiterated that they're not
sucking around on the vaccine stuff um, and that they
will not be paying players who would rather stay on
vaccinated than play. I guess interesting. Interesting, h He's in
the Daily Beast today that was like, interesting, how so
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many people are focused on like this. Really it seems
pretty racist focusing on the m b A and who's
vaccinated when all of the outbreaks that are happening in
He would no, one's really talking about that ship, you know,
Like if you want to talk about a workplace where
people are actively fucking up and we're not sucking up,
but like there's just it's hard to control it, and
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there's not this kind of emphasis on like where their
outbreaks of like tens of people at a time. It's like,
m hm, where's this energy for everything? So like, if
we're gonna do it, let's have this energy for everything. Yeah,
And I think it's also hater NBA fans who are like, oh, yeah,
they're actually the Nets. Maybe maybe the Nets won't just
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fucking stomp the rest of the competition this year. They
won't even if with Kyrie bro come on now, Purple
and Gold, about the fucking come through? Like you never
seen the confidence of the Lakers fans and the team
that I am pulling for this year beyond the Sixers
are the Lakers, And I do not feel you guys
the same confidence. Hey, I love it because for me,
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it's like it's Space Cowboys, the NBA version, you know.
Like and also like so many people are hitching their
wagon to this star, Like the desperation is amazing and
I would love Look, I'll laugh either way, but it's
going to be fun to watch. But that's for damn sure.
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Because that was Brooks story that they said that he
had basically told the Wizards that I'm happy to stay here.
I like him, or if you could get me to
the Lakers, that would be awesome, and they were like, oh,
so you want to be in l A, like we
could also look at the Clippers, and he said, hell no,
hell no, I'm from fucking Long Beach, the fucking Clippers.
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Some self loathing NBA fan or transplant. I mean that
is purely like because he is an l A person. Yeah,
like he knows, that's not a question. It's not a question.
It's from San Diego. He did not know the difference. Well,
there weren't they. They were out there first. Yeah, so
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they're Clipper nation, baby, as much as San Diego can
be into any sport um right, Sorry, San Diego, San
Diegan sports fans, I apologize. That's not fair to you.
You just have such a lovely city that it's it
is literally the one city in the country where people
are like, yeah, why would you ever go to a
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sporting event if you lived there? It's so nice hm hm.
And finally, the free Brittany people are uh, you know,
celebrating Britney sperits father has been suspended as her conservatore.
His conservatorship has not ended, because if it had been ended,
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he would have been able to be like, ye, and
we'll move past all this, uh, all these questions about
why I did it or how I did it or whatever,
and they were like no, no, no no, we'll keep it
going so we can kind of take a look at it. Um.
And these new accusations against him are pretty creepy. Um,
Britney Spears lawyer. On Wednesday, Um asked the judge to
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immediately remove her father as a conservator replace him with
a new one, accusing him of quote unfathomable abuse towards
his daughter, including hs dropping on her private conversations. I
watched um the Controlling Brittany documentary that Hulu just dropped
out a spite on Friday, when after Netflix is like
we're going to have a Brittany documentary, and just like
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Hulu does like, oh you got a documentary, watched this
ship tune in tonight for hours to beat you to
the punch, and that one yet has someone from the
black Box security team that was essentially like her minders.
But the I mean, she had no privacy at all
and there was nothing she could do. And like for
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a moment, there was like a moment where I was like,
what could you do really in that situation as her
like through Instagram? Yeah, or in like or like you
know that she cooked up this whole thing to like
try and have a lawyer come visit her but pretend
to be like a plumber so she could like consult
and but they were looking at all her texts so
they knew it's it's that the second part of this
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thing is really you really understand like how dark it
is and how much that how much the people involved
in controlling her or shook the second people were like,
I think something's up with their Conservatorship's this guy? Who's
this guy? Who's this guy? Look up who this person is?
Like there was a shot that seemed to like suggests
that they were this black box security teams like even
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doing like surveillance or trying to gather intelligence on like
people who are in the Free Britney movement. Like there's
a shot with like Barbara Grace talking to someone as
this person Sam like and they were looking into the
Free Britney movement. Wow, they were looking into they were
looking into the Free Britney movement that we're We're just
not sure who specifically they were looking into, but they
were like doing counter intel. Yeah, showing up to like
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you know, demonstrations too, to infiltrate and just see what
they what kind of intel they could gather from being there.
It's because at the end of the day, like I
think a lot of other people were like, well, don't
mention the person from the management company who had a
huge hand in like controlling Brittany, as well as the
dude who ran the security company who was also like
doing just wildly illegal ship um. And that's yeah, that's
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the thing that you really realized. It's on top of
it just being a terrible situation, the amount of laws
that were being broken to you know, control hers next
leve al Right, well that is going to do it
for us this afternoon. We are back tomorrow with the
whole episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vack stine,
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don't do nothing about white supremacy. We will talk to
you all tomorrow. Bye bye From